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Centurions – Episode 44: You Only Love Twice.

The Centurions face a mission filled with danger, deception, and unexpected twists as Doc Terror’s latest scheme puts the team to the test.

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00:03In the near future, Doc Terror and his cyborg companion, Hacker, unleash their forces to conquer Earth.
00:11Only one force can stop this evil, a handful of brave men.
00:16In specially created exo-frames, they can be transported anywhere.
00:21To fuse with incredible assault weapon systems, beamed down from the space station Sky Vault.
00:27Becoming man and machine, power extreme.
00:33Max Ray, brilliant sea operations commander.
00:40Jake Rockwell, rugged land operations specialist.
00:46Ace McLeod, daring air operations expert.
00:53Whatever the challenge, they are ready.
00:57The Centurions!
01:13The Centurions!
01:18Identify yourself.
01:19Stand aside.
01:21Sir, we must have some ID.
01:23Place your hand on the print-o-meter.
01:25That's Hot Hands Harding.
01:27He fried his hand, saving his men.
01:30Oh, that, General Harding.
01:32I thought he was dead.
01:34As you can see, I'm very much alive.
01:36But my hands won't print.
01:38I still need to see some ID, sir.
01:53I still need to see some ID, sir.
02:04Transmitting files now!
02:09Finally, the information we need to lure Crystal Kane from her ivory tower.
02:16Who's Colonel Chuck Bates?
02:19The former love of Ms. Kane's life.
02:23Vanished in an experimental rocket five years ago, and about to be resurrected.
02:30You mean, like the General?
02:32Exactly. A hologram is simply an image without substance.
02:42But this three-dimensional representation will look and sound just like the real Colonel Bates.
02:49Uh, what'll he do, Doc?
02:52Exactly what I tell him.
02:58Coordinate set?
02:59118 degrees east longitude, 15 degrees north latitude.
03:04Laos, the perfect spot to rediscover a lost rocket.
03:24Not now, Lucy. We've got a space shuttle under attack.
03:28Skyball to Centrum. Come in.
03:32Centurions, respond.
03:36We're ready.
03:38So I see.
03:41Get orbital interceptor ready to beam.
03:43I'll meet you at the beaming pod as soon as I put on my exo-frame.
03:46I'm way ahead of you, Red Baron.
03:53Power!
03:54X-3-3!
03:57Radar homing device.
03:58Locate shuttle.
04:00Arm particle missile.
04:03Shut up.
04:04Where'd they come from?
04:05I don't know.
04:06They just appeared out of thin air.
04:11The Centurion's trying to force us down.
04:16Shuttle! Land or else?
04:19Or else what?
04:20You can't do a thing as long as we have hostages.
04:27Unfortunately, he's right.
04:30The Cloud to Kane. Got any ideas, beautiful?
04:34Standby. Maintain export.
04:37Z-Lab to Skyboard.
04:38We are under attack by Sub-Borg.
04:40The Council said there'd be days like this.
04:43Ace need help?
04:44No, but Z-Lab does. Sub-Borg.
04:47Roger. Assemble depth charger.
04:52Assembling.
04:56Power! X-3-3!
04:59Activate pontoon bruskers, now!
05:02Depth charger, dive!
05:12Activate aqua cannon, now!
05:18Say, that's a new nasty.
05:28Auxiliary aqua thruster, now!
05:39Auxiliary aqua thruster, now!
05:40Detonate hydromine, now!
05:47Now to finish off the Sub-Borg.
05:50Ace McCloud is occupied with a shuttle, and Max Ray is stuck beneath the sea.
05:56That leaves Jake Rockwell.
05:59Let's send him someplace special.
06:04Like Siberia.
06:16Arm the Overland Torpedo.
06:19What?
06:20You heard me.
06:21We're about to solve China's population problem.
06:25Fire the Land Torpedo.
06:33Must be my turn.
06:35We need Fire Force to intercept Renegade Land Torpedo in Siberia.
06:39Do you copy?
06:43You've got a new car, too, but still.
06:43That's a new Carpenter.
06:44That cowboy's always ready to join a posse.
06:48Fire!
06:49Extreme!
06:50Extreme!
06:57Flasma accelerator, fire!
07:02Sky Vault, I'm going to check out the silo.
07:06Now that all the rip-rap are otherwise occupied, I can bait my trap.
07:13Activating the Colonel's signal beacon.
07:17What now?
07:21No, that rocket. It's Chuck Bates. He's been missing for five years.
07:27I need to get an exact fix on the wreckage.
07:33Lucy, the satellite reading indicates the presence of life.
07:37Maybe... No, it can't be. But I have to know.
07:46The thing worked. Let's give our young lady a proper welcome.
08:05Oh!
08:09Careful, Lucy! Don't you fall in!
08:11Go, Billy!
08:15You could go, Maggie!
08:18Go, Billy!
08:57Chuck, is it really you?
09:02It's really me, Crystal.
09:03Hang on.
09:04I'll have you out of there in a moment.
09:14Lucy, what's wrong with you?
09:19Maybe she thinks she's seen a ghost.
09:21But it's me.
09:22I'm real.
09:24I forgot.
09:25My RISCOM's gone.
09:28Let's get back to my camp.
09:30Dispatch the traumatizers to pick up Crystal and Colonel Bates.
09:35And, uh, the ape?
09:37Hmm, she should disappear just like my illusions.
09:50We're running short on fuel.
09:52You want to tell him or should I?
09:54I'll do it.
09:58He's gone.
10:00They're all gone.
10:02Call the Centurion.
10:03Roger, Shuttle.
10:04Read you loud and clear.
10:06I've been monitoring you.
10:07Not that I understand this one bit.
10:11The Cloud to Skybolt.
10:13Come in, Crystal.
10:15Skybolt here.
10:16We read you.
10:17Max?
10:18Where's Crystal?
10:19I'll explain when you get here.
10:27All right, where's Crystal?
10:30While we were occupied, something caused her to leave on her own.
10:35Time to reel in our catch.
10:43We're almost there.
10:48Run!
10:56Lucy, no!
10:59Let's go.
11:00She can take care of herself.
11:06Computer, where is Crystal?
11:09On a rescue mission in Laos.
11:12Show me.
11:13Looks deserted.
11:14Computer, a rescue mission does not require the presence of Skybolt Command.
11:19Why did she go?
11:21Unexplained personal reasons.
11:23What could our girl want with an empty campsite when she could have me?
11:27We'd better get down there and find out.
11:33Whoever lives here looks like he's been here a while.
11:36Yep, they did away with this Mark III Charlie a few years ago.
11:41Hey, I think I found something.
11:43Here's the reason Crystal left.
11:45Colonel Charles M. Bates.
11:47Who's he?
11:49He was Crystal's fiancé.
11:52His shuttle crashed five years ago.
11:55NASA searched and found no trace of his shuttle.
11:57Or him.
11:58And now he and his shuttle suddenly turn up.
12:01Interesting.
12:03Very interesting.
12:08Doc, Centurions.
12:09We'd better hurry things up.
12:16Lucy!
12:17Come, now!
12:31That orangutan was getting too suspicious.
12:37I can't imagine where she went.
12:39Don't worry.
12:41I'm sure she'll catch up with us.
12:50Chuck, look!
12:52Rapids.
12:53Hang on!
13:12Crystal, are you all right?
13:16Yes, but...
13:17Oh, I'm so tired.
13:20Then sleep for a bit.
13:32When you awaken, Crystal Kane,
13:35you'll be in your new home.
13:39Dominion.
13:46Wonderful.
13:47I've got Crystal Kane.
13:49Let those Centurions wander all over Southeast Asia. They can save her now. Recheck everything before I perform the alterations
13:59on Ms. K.
14:01Okay, Doc.
14:07Ah, yes, lovely lady. When I've surgically altered your already awesome intelligence, what a team we will make.
14:18Surgery? Will it make her better?
14:25Yes, better for me. She'll be my finest cyborg creation.
14:32But you can't turn her into a machine.
14:35I can't? What am I doing talking to a piece of thin air? A statement of my marvelous technology.
14:42How much more time does he have? He's starting to think for himself.
14:47Won't be long now. All the other holograms have dematerialized already.
14:53Let him remain long enough to see his lost love turned into something special.
14:59Doc, she's waking up.
15:02Doc Terror? You won't get away with this?
15:07No, I already have. And quite soon you'll be on our side.
15:14I'd rather die.
15:17Nothing so melodramatic, my dear. You, come with me.
15:24Chuck? You? Doc Terror? What's going on?
15:32Is this the pod?
15:34No, idiot. That's what made you.
15:39Mean.
15:40We simply input everything from Colonel Bates's Pentagon file into the hologram machine. Push the button, and voila.
15:53Then, I'm not real.
15:56How perceptive.
15:58All systems checked and ready, whenever you are.
16:03There's no time like the present. Bring in our guest.
16:13We found her wrist comm, but no crystal.
16:16There must be someone who knows what's happened to her.
16:21Lucy!
16:27Whatever you gave her, she's sleeping like a baby.
16:30When she wakes up, she'll have a brand new body. A cyborg body.
16:36Uh, I'll bring her out. Suit yourself. But let's not keep Doc Terror waiting.
16:56Cut the sediment and get out of there, Bates.
17:00Power check. Systems on. Ready when you are, sir.
17:06Increase power. Now.
17:11It's done.
17:19Lucy! Where's Crystal?
17:25I think she's trying to tell us Doc Terror's involved.
17:29What if he's already taken her to Dominion?
17:31Then, I'm afraid we might be too late.
17:35Where is she?
17:37She just vanished.
17:39Where's Bates?
17:41He's gone, too.
17:43Who?
17:47What are you doing?
17:48I used Terror's machine to make a hologram of you.
17:51That's what was in the machine.
17:53I'm getting near. My power is fading.
17:57Chuck!
17:57Chuck!
18:03Look, this is a waste of time.
18:05I don't like it any better than you do, Jake.
18:08But without knowing where she is, we can't help, Crystal.
18:11We can only hope the sensors pick up something.
18:15If we can get you back to Sky Vault, we can...
18:19Crystal, I'm not real.
18:21No more real than the hologram of you I used to fool Doc Terror.
18:24This is the only chance you've got, Crystal.
18:27It's an early-issue signal comm.
18:29It's not real either.
18:30But it could be real.
18:31Just long enough if I gave all my energy to it.
18:36Surveillance.
18:37Now.
18:38360-degree scan.
18:40I've scanned all interiors and they're gone.
18:44I've come too far to be thwarted by a hologram I created.
18:50Ace, head north 045 degrees.
18:53We've picked up a beacon distress signal near the pole.
18:56Roger.
18:58There's Crystal.
18:59But what happened to Bates?
19:01That hologram used his remaining energy to turn himself into a signal beacon.
19:07Dispatching Stripers.
19:12Goodbye, Chuck.
19:20It's a missile missile.
19:21Fire.
19:28Laser bomb.
19:30Eject.
19:33The cloud to Max.
19:35Beam Jake and Wild Weasel here.
19:37ASAP.
19:37Heat.
19:38On my way, Flyboy.
19:41Power.
19:42Extreme.
19:47Fire radar laser cannons now.
20:05Going my way, lady?
20:08As long as it's away from here.
20:11Stencil missile fired.
20:13Fire.
20:14Fire.
20:15Fire.
20:16Fire.
20:17Fire.
20:20Chuck was so real.
20:22That's what Doc Terror didn't count on.
20:25He didn't figure on the real Chuck Bates' feelings for you, taking control of the hologram.
20:30I guess I'm a lucky lady.
20:35I met the right guy.
20:37Twice.
20:38I guarantee the price.
20:44Since, I guarantee it.
20:57His best launch is settled with a new fucking experience and getting the worst.
20:59I bet on the next three years today.
20:59Yes, we're going to be fighting in New York City.
21:02And we're going to be fighting off tomorrow because some good stars had died and died.
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