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Centurions – Episode 59: The Better Half, Part 2.

The two-part adventure continues as the Centurions face the next stage of Doc Terror’s dangerous plan and the mission reaches its conclusion.

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00:00In the near future, Doc Terror and his cyborg companion, Hacker,
00:05unleash their forces to conquer Earth.
00:08Only one force can stop this evil, a handful of brave men.
00:13In specially created exo-frames, they can be transported anywhere
00:18to fuse with incredible assault weapon systems,
00:21beamed down from the space station Sky Vault,
00:25becoming man and machine, power extreme.
00:30Max Ray, brilliant sea operations commander.
00:37Jake Rockwell, rugged land operations specialist.
00:43Ace McLeod, daring air operations expert.
00:51Whatever the challenge, they are ready.
00:54The Centurions!
01:04Left unattended, Terror and Hacker's cyborg halves fuse together
01:08to form a new creation, Uniborg.
01:14Seizing control of Dominion, Uniborg exiles Terror and Hacker
01:18to the Justice of the Courts.
01:26Never!
01:28I'll never repent!
01:31Never reform!
01:34Meanwhile, Uniborg creates a new cyborg brain
01:39and installs them in his battle boards.
01:48These new cyborgs prove themselves more powerful in battle.
01:53The Centurions find themselves in real danger
01:56as they fight the better half.
02:02Yes!
02:05Baire!
02:09Suit themate!
02:13Tup!
02:14Tup!
02:15You and надpannt!
02:17Tup!
02:18You and ended up racing!
02:49An interesting defense maneuver by Skybolt.
02:53A lesson to us.
02:55We must pile away in our memory banks, Lesion.
02:57Ron Borgs, secure the Sandcastle installation.
03:03There won't be any more resistance from the Centurions.
03:15I'm okay. Check on Jake.
03:18Jake. Jake, can you hear me? Are you all right?
03:24I can't believe it, Crystal. We lost.
03:28The Centurions got beat.
03:30Dr. Kane, this Centurion is suffering from rapid decompression.
03:36Put him in a hydropressure unit and prepare him for transportation to a medical facility.
03:40We've got to go back. We can't let Dominion win.
03:45Jake's right, Crystal. Outfit us with new weapons systems and beam the two of us back.
03:52Citizens of the world. Your attention, please. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Uniborg, the new ruler of Dominion.
04:02Today, my defense forces defeated the Centurions in battle and captured Sandcastle, the Caribbean Oceanic Research Station.
04:13Sandcastle's true purpose was to relay covert intelligence information about Dominion to Skybolt.
04:21The Sandcastle personnel will remain unharmed if no aggressive actions are launched against Dominion forces.
04:30Sandcastle will remain under Dominion's administration.
04:35Our Caribbean neighbors, he'd have no fear of us. Dominion only desires peace.
04:44I thought that went well, Syntax.
04:48Yes. The holographic image should put the world at ease, and of God.
04:54And the capture of Sandcastle has given Dominion an additional benefit.
05:00Skybolt is blind. Skybolt can't patrol the whole planet from any one orbit.
05:05We depend on our satellite relay stations, like Sandcastle, to cover for us.
05:10Icecastle is our eyes in the northern hemisphere. Firecastle covers the southern part of the planet.
05:15Skybolt is moving into position now. But if either should fail, we'd be in serious trouble.
05:22We're in serious trouble now. Dominion never beat us in a battle before. Who is this Unibar anyway?
05:29I guess we'll have to talk to the only one who knows. Doc Terror.
05:41This is an impressive institution, Dr. Pedersen.
05:44Thank you, Mr. McCloud. We're proud of our facilities.
05:47Pretty fancy for a prison.
05:52We do not consider the North American Rehabilitation Center to be a prison, Mr. Rockwell.
05:57In this room, our violent patients learn gentleness by interacting with a pet of their choice.
06:11Mr. Hacker is one of our best patients and is progressing nicely.
06:16Oh, hi. You Centurions got no right to be mean to me. I'm trying to be good.
06:25And doing very well, Mr. Hacker.
06:29Has Terror got a pet too?
06:31Well, yes. A mouse. We keep it in that cage over there.
06:48Oh, Doc Terror's pet doesn't like to play, kiddie.
06:53Wow. How did Doc Terror do that?
06:56I used some clockwork and a butane lighter. I'm limited by my access to parts.
07:03A good thing, too. Or else you'd equip that mouse with a photon blaster and blow out a wall.
07:09You've heard about the fall of Sandcastle to Dominion?
07:12I watched the news.
07:14You were never able to beat us, Terror. It took a human to do it.
07:18A human? Univorg is my creation. The ultimate cyborg.
07:24That's not what I saw on the screen. I saw...
07:27A hologram. A clever allusion to hide Univorg's true image.
07:32The image of the Syntax and Legion units I created for Hacker and myself.
07:38It took over Dominion and threw us out.
07:46Help us get Univorg, Terror. How do we get into Dominion?
07:50I won't betray Dominion's location.
07:53We know it's under the ice cap, Terror. Where's the door?
07:58I will not help the Centurions.
08:01You've got to, Terror. We...
08:03Skybolt calling the Centurions. Come in, Ace and Jake.
08:06Ace here, Crystal. What's up?
08:09What we feared. Firecastle's under attack by Dominion.
08:13Here. I brought him along just in case we got lucky enough to get a rematch with Univorg.
08:22I'm ready, Crystal. Beam me to Firecastle and fuse me with Wild Weasel.
08:28We'll get him this time.
08:31If this creature was once part of you, Terror, he knows you.
08:35How you think, how you act.
08:37Univorg knows that your pride will keep you from helping us.
08:41He's counting on that.
08:43Univorg has already beaten you.
09:00Univorg...
09:03Power extreme.
09:07Jake, how's it going?
09:11Not bad.
09:14Univorg's塔.
09:16Their lasers haven't been able to penetrate Wild Weasel's armor,
09:20but my lasers work fine.
09:23Without Max, I'll have to take care of Dominion's water bugs.
09:40You guys have improved your aim.
09:47Had enough already?
09:49I'm just getting warmed up.
09:59Uh-oh.
10:00Scrapers, time for evasive action.
10:05Wait a minute.
10:06They're not going after me.
10:08Then where?
10:09Oh, no, they're going after Jake.
10:16Yahoo!
10:17I got them on the run now.
10:19Jake, do you read me?
10:21Strapers!
10:22My sensors just picked them up.
10:26Jake, the Seaborgs drew me off.
10:29I can't help you.
10:42What the heck are these?
10:44Panties from heaven.
10:51Jake!
11:12Skyebolt!
11:13Jake is down!
11:15I've got his coordinates, Ace.
11:17I'll beam them back.
11:19Ah!
11:23Ah!
11:24Ah!
11:24Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:26Ah!
11:26Ah!
11:27Ah!
11:27Ah!
11:28Ah!
11:28So if it's now possible.
11:29Jake uhh...
11:29Jake thats off!
11:30Jake wasn't in the weapons system.
11:31He must have become unattached from Wild Weasel.
11:34I'm goin' in!
11:35Don't do it, Ace!
11:37It's too late!
11:38Oh!
11:40Dr. Kane is right, Sentryan McCloud.
11:44There's no reason to stroll your life away on futile heroics.
11:48We Take care for our own, a borg like you wouldn't understand that.
11:52But I do understand. I intend to give you the life of your friend.
11:58Oh-ho!
12:01Jake, what's the catch?
12:05Your friend in exchange for Firecastle.
12:09I do not wish to waste any more cyborgs unnecessarily.
12:14You've got a deal.
12:15A wise choice.
12:24Bring us home, Crystal.
12:32Guess this makes you the only centurion left.
12:35We haven't been doing so great at fighting lately.
12:38Let's see how bad the news really is.
12:41The direct result of the capture of Firecastle by Dominion forces
12:44has been the lack of confidence in a centurion's ability to protect the world's citizens.
12:49Shortly after the capture, Australia and her allies signed a non-aggression pact with Dominion.
12:55And who has made Dominion succeed where Dark Terror has failed for so long?
12:59Uniborg, a master strategist who has defeated the centurions
13:03and thrown fear into the countries of the world.
13:05Uniborg!
13:12Uniborg!
13:14Aw, gee, Doc!
13:16Now we won't be able to watch the Tiny Tots Fuzzy Animal Show after cookie break!
13:21Dr. Terror, what is the meaning of this?
13:25Shut up!
13:26Get me, Ace McCloud!
13:33But we deal on my terms, McCloud.
13:36First, I want Hacker and me out of this moony bin.
13:41Second, I want complete access to a research lab.
13:45If I'm going to break into Dominion, I'll need to create new weapons.
13:50Third, I want Hacker and me to be transported to the Arctic to my coordinates.
13:56Only the two of us will enter Dominion.
13:59No one will follow us to learn its location.
14:03Ice Castle will be Uniborg's next target.
14:07With its capture, Skyvort will be isolated.
14:12And lastly, Hacker and I will need a diversion to occupy Uniborg's attention while we break into Dominion.
14:23Your job, McCloud, will be to keep Uniborg's force busy.
14:29You can't do this, Ace. It's suicide.
14:32It's my decision, Crystal. With Max and Jake unfit for duty, I'm in charge.
14:38But you're outnumbered and outgunned, Ace.
14:41That comes with a job, Crystal. I'm a Centurion. The last one.
15:01The attack has begun. Quick, Hacker. Into the snowskiver.
15:23こちら's performance is used to make Jon .
15:24Either that won't follow.
15:25I see!
15:34The attack in a Man.ắt
15:35fires the other day,
15:35Dominion troops are forced entry into Ice Castle.
15:39No matter.
15:40The installation's been evacuated.
15:49Congratulations from the Tyson leader.
15:51Make your report.
15:58There's the signal. Let's go.
16:03Okay, Crystal. This is it.
16:08Don't go, Ace. You won't come back.
16:11I'd come back for a kiss, pretty lady.
16:15Come back and I'll give you one.
16:23What has happened, Syntax?
16:26Ice Castle was fired to self-destruct
16:29when our forces took possession.
16:32Now...
16:34Power extreme!
16:44Hi, boys. Miss me?
16:47Strapers, attack for mission.
16:53Climbing into Dominion down this vent is just like playing Santa Claus.
16:59A good analogy, Hacker.
17:02We do come bearing gifts.
17:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:12I know this gag.
17:16Uh-oh.
17:19A double uh-oh.
17:22Need more power.
17:34Doesn't feel good, does it?
17:36And now, for you.
17:57Gee, Doc. That was fun.
18:00Quiet. There are six more left.
18:03Can I do the next one, Doc?
18:06No. Come on.
18:12The Centurion seems to be winning.
18:16But his armament is low.
18:18We can outweigh him.
18:20I'm afraid that won't be possible.
18:27Your creator has returned.
18:30Uniborg. Terror.
18:35Traumatizer guards, attack!
18:40My turn now, Doc!
18:43Yes, Hacker. Have fun.
18:52It's you and I now, Uniborg.
18:55You must stop, Doctor.
19:02We made a miscalculation when we let you live, Doctor.
19:06We will rectify that mistake now.
19:23Now you'll pay for your treachery.
19:27I'll destroy you.
19:31Doctor Terror, you can't destroy us.
19:34And why not?
19:37Because we are you.
19:44That was the last one, Crystal.
19:47Beam me home.
19:48I got a wager to collect.
19:51Here we are, Ace. What's up?
19:54Yeah? What's the big surprise?
19:56I just wanted you guys to see something you won't believe.
20:05Well, knock me down with a feather.
20:09I don't know how you do it, Ace.
20:12It's like I said before, guys.
20:14All the girls love Ace.
20:22You are right about that, Casanova.
20:24All the girls love Ace.
20:39Scientists recently discovered that trees can actually communicate with one another.
20:44We already knew that a tree can change the chemicals in its leaves to discourage insects from feeding on it.
20:50What's surprising is that when it does this, it tells its neighbors to do likewise.
20:56Experiments were done to find out just how trees do this.
20:59It turns out that the trees communicate through the air by releasing chemicals.
21:06Plants are just very slow animals.
21:09The only thing they can't do is run away.
21:12All right.
21:40I'm going to get into the spot.
21:42You
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