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Cosmic Gordon, bone-jawed and exiled, crashes into the Ice Age with Max, a genetically-tortured dire wolf. They learn Earth is Batch 7 in a cosmic test kitchen: every meal is watched, every mercy is a violation. Through Rook’s fat-pit, the Flare Drake’s trial, Lumi’s prophetic paint, and the Titan Swine’s skin-menu, they uncover the truth — humanity is the dish that rewrote the recipe. When the Bone Flute summons the auditors, Max’s howl of shared meals burns their clipboard. The season ends with The First Stew: Rook breaks her chains, Lumi paints “The First Restaurant,” Max tastes “mine” for the first time, and Gordon realizes the aftertaste of survival is now their weapon. The Farmers are still hungry, but the dog is home, and the kitchen is closed for harvest.

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Transcript
00:18Cosmic Gordon
00:20The First Stew
00:21Ten Episodes
00:23More Bone, Less Chrome
00:26Episode 1
00:28The Fall
00:29The Sky Bled
00:31And It Tasted Like Meryl
00:33The Ice Didn't Crack
00:35When Gordon Hit It
00:37It Screamed
00:39He Fell Out Of A Sky
00:41That Wasn't Black
00:43It Was Wrong
00:45Like A Cave Painting
00:47Someone Wiped Half Off
00:49He Landed Face First
00:52In The Last Glacial Maximum
00:5521,000 Winters Ago
00:58Snow Packed Into The Hole
01:01Where His Jaw Used To Be
01:03The New Jaw Wasn't Chrome
01:06Not Really
01:08It Was Bone
01:09Mammoth Bone
01:11Fused With Something Dark That Hummed
01:15Not Tech
01:16Not Tech
01:17Old
01:18Older Than The Ice
01:21He Got It
01:22He Got It When A Man
01:22With Too Many Smiles
01:24Said Again
01:26And Took His Real
01:27And Took His Real Face
01:28Now This One Clicks
01:30When He Lies
01:31And Tastes Truth
01:33Whether He Wants It
01:35Or Not
01:35Max Landed
01:37Next To Him
01:38Not A Robot
01:40Not A Robot
01:41A Dog
01:42But Wrong
01:43Bigger Than A Dire Wolf
01:46One Ear Was Torn
01:49Replaced With A Piece Of Carved Antler
01:52That Caught Whispers
01:54His Teeth Were Too Sharp
01:57Like They'd Been Filed
01:59On Purpose
02:00And His Eyes
02:02They Were Too Human
02:03Soulful
02:05Sick Of It
02:07Max Wasn't Built
02:09He Was Bred
02:11On A World
02:12Gordon Won't Name
02:13Where Men With Soft Hands
02:16Hunted Things
02:18That Could Beg
02:19They Cut Pieces Off Dogs
02:22And Put Other Pieces On
02:24Max Got A Voice
02:26Because Clients Liked Their Hounds
02:29To Say Please
02:31Before The Kill
02:32Gordon Found Him Muzzled
02:35In A Pit
02:36Chewing On The Collar
02:38That Shocked Him
02:40That Shocked Him
02:40For Growling
02:40Gordon Didn't Cut It Off
02:43He Cooked The Man
02:45Who Put It There
02:46When The Smoke Cleared
02:48Max Followed Him
02:50Never Asked Why
02:52Now Max Sniffed The Air
02:56Smells Like Death
02:57And Freezer Burn
02:59Welcome To Earth, Boss
03:01Before They Named It
03:03Before They Ruined It
03:07Artifact One
03:08Under Gordon
03:09Under Gordon's Hand
03:10A Spoon
03:11Not Stone
03:13Not Bone
03:15Pottery But Too Smooth
03:18Glazed With Spirals That Moved
03:21If You Blinked
03:22Gordon Put It In His Mouth
03:25His Bone Jaw Tasted Stars
03:29And Something Else
03:31And Something Else
03:32Supervision
03:32In The Distance
03:34A Mammoth Screamed
03:36Birthing
03:38And Something Else
03:40Screamed Back
03:41Hungrier
03:42Gordon's Apron Appeared
03:45It Was Just Leather
03:47But It Smelled
03:49Like Every Kitchen
03:50That Ever Burned Down
03:52First
03:54He Rasped
03:55Voice Like Gravel
03:56In A Cave
03:57We See Who's Hungry
04:00Episode 2
04:01Rook
04:02The Fat Remembers
04:04Who You Didn't Save
04:06Ice Age Rule
04:08Fat Is God
04:09No Fat
04:11Your Kids Eat You
04:12Rook Ran The Fat Factory
04:15A Pit Of Bone
04:17And Fire
04:19Where Marrow Became Light
04:20She Was Forty Winters
04:23Missing Three Fingers
04:25Traded Them To A Cave Bear
04:27For Her Sister's Corpse
04:29Her Bone Knife Had One Rule
04:32Cut Once
04:34It Was At Gordon's Throat
04:36Before He Could Breathe
04:38You Fell Wrong
04:40She Said
04:41Things That Fall From The Sky
04:44Are Either Meat
04:45Or Curse
04:47Lumi 14
04:49Hid Behind Her
04:50She Painted Hands
04:52On Cave Walls
04:54Hundreds
04:55Like She Was Trying To Keep The Dark
04:58Outside
04:59She Pointed
05:01At Gordon's Jaw
05:02Sky Scars
05:04Did The Night's Spirits
05:07Take Your Face For Lying
05:08Max Stepped Forward
05:11His Antler Ear Twitched
05:13Lady We're Not Spirits
05:16He's A Cook
05:18I'm His Dog
05:19We're Lost
05:21And He Bleeds Hungry
05:24Gordon Didn't Talk
05:26Held Out The Spiral Spoon
05:29Rook Didn't Take It
05:31She Smelled It
05:33She Smelled It
05:34And Her Eyes
05:35Rolled Back For A Second
05:36When They Came Back
05:38She Was Crying
05:40My Grandmother Dreamed That Spoon
05:43She Whispered
05:44Said It Belonged To The Ones Who Watch
05:48The Ones Who Weigh Us
05:50She Lowered The Knife
05:52She Lowered The Knife One Inch
05:53You Bleed With Us
05:55You Eat With Us
05:57You Waste
05:58I Make Your Jaw
06:00I Make Your Jaw Into A Lamp
06:01Artifact Two
06:03The Venus Around Her Neck
06:05Not Stone
06:07Not Carved
06:10Groaned
06:11Groaned
06:12Max Sniffed It
06:13That Ain't Art
06:15That Ain't Art Boss
06:15That's A Tooth
06:17From Something Big
06:19And It's Listening
06:21That Night
06:23The Fat In The Pit Bubbled
06:25No Fire Under It
06:27Lumi Said
06:29Grandma Said The Fat Dreams
06:31Sometimes It Dreams Us Back
06:34Gordon Couldn't Sleep
06:36The Spoon Under His Hide Blanket
06:40Was Cold
06:41Cold Like Judgment
06:44Episode Three
06:46The Flare Drake
06:47You Pay With The Thing
06:49You Won't Say
06:50Ice Age Rule
06:52Heat Is A Bear
06:54And The Bear Is Mad
06:56The Flare Drake
06:58Wasn't A Dragon
06:59It Was A Short-Faced Bear
07:02Twelve Foot Tall
07:04Fur Burned Off
07:06From Sleeping
07:06In Its Own Rage
07:08It Lived
07:10In The Only Hot
07:11Spring For One Hundred Miles
07:13The Clan's Kids
07:15Were Sucking Rocks
07:17For Warmth
07:18Gordon Walked Up Alone
07:20Max Boss
07:22That's Not A Bear
07:24That's Your Last Divorce
07:26Wearing A Pelt
07:27You Sure
07:30Unseen Ingredient
07:32Three Seconds Of Silence
07:34After You Choose Not To Kill
07:37Gordon Knelt
07:39Opened His Bone Jaw
07:41Reached Into His Chest
07:43Not Literally
07:45But It Felt Like It
07:47And Pulled Out A Memory
07:49The Last Time He Said
07:51Yes Chef
07:53And Meant Please
07:55Don't Hurt Me
07:56He Didn't Speak It
07:58He Offered It
08:00Laid It On The Snow
08:02Like An Offering
08:04The Silence That Hit
08:06Was Absolute
08:07The Kind
08:09After You Tell The Gods No
08:11And They Stop Talking To You
08:13The Flare Drake
08:15Breathed It In
08:16And For Ninety Seconds
08:19It Exhaled Fire
08:21That Didn't Burn
08:22It Cooked
08:24Pure Heat
08:26No Smoke
08:27No Anger
08:29Just Ready
08:31Gordon Moved
08:33Mammoth Heart
08:35Wild Garlic
08:37Salt From Rook's Old Grief
08:40Seared It On Hot Stone
08:42He Cut A Piece
08:44He Cut A Piece
08:45Put It On The Ground
08:46The Bear Ate
08:48Sat Down
08:50And For The First Time In A Century
08:53It Wasn't Guarding
08:55It Was Dining
08:57Then It Left
09:00Walked Into The Blizzard
09:01And Didn't Come Back
09:04Max
09:04You Exercised A Demigod With Your Shame
09:08I'm Gonna Carve That
09:10On Your Tombstone
09:11Artifact Three
09:13On The Wall
09:15Behind The Spring
09:16Paintings Of Lions
09:19Lumi Licked Her Finger
09:21Rubbed The Paint
09:23Underneath
09:24Different Lines
09:25A Room
09:27No Walls
09:29A Thousand Fires
09:31And A Shape Watching
09:33And A Shape Watching
09:34Holding Something Like
09:36A Tally Stick
09:37Rook Saw It
09:39The Place
09:40Where Food Goes To Die
09:43Grandma Said The Spirits
09:45Weigh Your Heart There
09:46Gordon Touched It
09:48His Bone Jaw
09:50Ached
09:51They Don't Weigh Your Heart
09:53He Thought
09:54They Weigh Your Stew
09:56Episode 4
09:58Max
09:59The Kennel Is A Language
10:01I Still Speak
10:03Ice Age Rule
10:05Blizzard Equals The Sky Is Saying No
10:08Six Days
10:10Wide Out
10:12They Shelter
10:14In A Mammoth Graveyard
10:15Max Tells His Story
10:18To The Marrow Candles
10:19The Place I Came From
10:22He Says
10:23Antler Rear Flat
10:24They Bread Dogs
10:26To Hunt Things
10:27That Could Cry
10:28Dire Wolf Bones
10:31But They Put People
10:32In M
10:33Cut Us Open
10:35Put In Pieces
10:37My Voice
10:39Not Mine
10:40They Gave It To Me
10:42So The Clients
10:44Could Hear Me Beg
10:45First Hunt
10:46Was A Thing With Six Arms
10:49Made Soup
10:50That Tasted
10:51Like Your Best Day
10:53I Dragged It Back
10:55They Ate It Alive
10:57It Looked At Me
10:59While They Did
11:00Said You're A Witness Dog
11:02So Witness
11:04I Ate My Own Leg
11:07Off That Night
11:09Not To Escape
11:10To See If Pain
11:12Was Still A Word
11:13I Owned
11:14Lumi Listening
11:16Pressed Her Painted
11:18Pressed Her Painted Hand
11:18To His Side
11:20Ochre
11:21Warm
11:22Now You're Mine
11:24Max Flinched
11:26Don't
11:28Mine Is A Word
11:30They Use Before The Caller
11:32Lumi
11:33Not My Mind
11:34My Mind Means
11:36I Won't Eat You
11:38Max Was Quiet A Long Time
11:41Then
11:42Okay
11:45Unhinged Moment
11:46Gordon Says Dream
11:48Food That Never Was
11:51Max Dreams Of Meat
11:53That Apologizes
11:55Sorry For Being Dead
11:57It Says As He Chews
12:00He Wakes Up Crying Grease
12:02It Smells Like Forgiveness
12:05They Save It In A Bladder
12:08Outside The Wind Stops
12:11And For Ten Seconds
12:13It Sounds Like Someone Chewing
12:16Episode Five
12:18The Spoons Pair
12:20The Universe Has A Guest List
12:23Ice Age Rule
12:25Bison Migration
12:27Equals Earthquake You Can Eat
12:3010,000 Animals
12:33You Take One Wrong
12:35The Cave Lions Audit You
12:38They Hunt
12:39In A Bull's Gut
12:41Packed In Grass
12:43A Jar
12:44Sealed With Wax
12:46That Isn't Wax
12:47Inside Seeds
12:50Wheat
12:51Wheat Won't Exist
12:53For 9,000 Years
12:55Scratched On The Jar
12:58In A Language
12:59That Hurts To Read
13:01Eat In Storage
13:02Do Not Plant
13:05Until After The Water
13:07Sorry About The Water
13:09Artifact Five
13:11Buried Near It
13:13A Fork
13:14Same Pottery
13:16As The Spoon
13:17Same Moving Spirals
13:20Gordon Clacks
13:22Gordon Clacks Them Together
13:22The World Stutters
13:24For Three Seconds
13:27The Sky Isn't Sky
13:29It's A Roof
13:31Black
13:32Endless
13:34And Under It
13:35Shapes
13:36Tall
13:37Thin
13:39Counting On Fingers
13:41That Aren't Fingers
13:43One Points At The Ground
13:45At Them
13:47At Them
13:48Then It's Gone
13:49Max
13:50We're On A Menu
13:51I Can Smell It
13:53We're The Chef's Surprise
13:56Unseen Ingredient
13:58Orphaned Calf
14:00Gordon Names It Again
14:02The Word He Hates
14:05Maybe
14:06He Tells Max
14:07If I Say It Enough
14:09It Stops Being A Curse
14:12Starts Being A Second Chance
14:14Rook Watches Lumi Feed It
14:17You're Changing
14:19You're Changing
14:19What Hunger Means
14:20The Grease Pit Back
14:23At Camp Bubbles
14:24Once
14:25Like Something Knocked
14:28From Below
14:28Episode 6
14:30Lumi
14:31The Paint
14:33Knows Before We Do
14:34Ice Age Rule
14:36Polar Night
14:38Two Months
14:39No Sun
14:41The Dark Gets Ideas
14:43Lumi Paints
14:45Because If She Stops
14:47The Dark Wins
14:49Not Bison
14:51Not Hands
14:54Constellations
14:54But Wrong Ones
14:56She Connects Stars
14:59That Won't Be Born
15:00Until After Egypt
15:02In The Middle
15:04Gordon
15:05Bone Jaw
15:07Max
15:08And Behind Them
15:10A Tall Shape
15:12With Too Many Joints
15:13Holding A Stick
15:15Gordon Touches It
15:17His Jaw Aches
15:19Like Teeth
15:21Remembering A Bite
15:22Who Told You
15:24To Paint This
15:25He Rasps
15:26Lumi
15:28The Fat Did
15:29When It Bubbles
15:31It Shows Me
15:32Grandma
15:33Said The Fat
15:34Remembers
15:35Everything We Feed It
15:37Animals
15:38People
15:41Secrets
15:42That Night
15:43The Aurora Comes
15:44It Doesn't Dance
15:46It Points
15:48Right At Their Camp
15:50Then It Forms A Ladle
15:53Pours Light
15:55Into The Grease Pit
15:56The Pit Answers
15:58A Hand Made Of Tallow
16:01An Old Bone
16:03Breaks The Surface
16:04Six Fingers
16:06It Waves
16:08Slow
16:09Like It's Mocking Them
16:12Like It's Mocking Them
16:12Then It Sinks
16:13Max
16:15That's Not A Spirit
16:16That's A Health Inspector
16:19With A Pension
16:20Gordon Puts His Coat
16:22Over Lumi
16:24The Copper Stitches Burn Cold
16:27Paint Something Else Tomorrow
16:30Episode 7
16:32The Titan Swine
16:34The Titan Swine
16:35The Menu Is Written On Skin
16:37Ice Age Rule
16:39Bogs Are The Earth's Stomach
16:42They Don't Digest
16:44They Keep
16:46Woolly Rhino
16:48Juvenile
16:49Stalky
16:51Dies Slow
16:53Dies Of Hope
16:55When It Sees Them Try To Save It
16:57With It Preserved In Peat
17:00A Skin
17:01Not Animal
17:03Tanned
17:04Stretched
17:06Ink On It
17:08But The Ink Is Scar
17:09Location
17:117,776,345
17:16Earth
17:18Appetizer
17:20Things That Trust
17:22Entree
17:23Things That Dream
17:25Dessert
17:26Things That Forgive
17:27Chef's Note
17:29Add Suffering To Taste
17:32Gordon Reads It
17:33His Bone Jaw
17:35Cracks A Molar
17:37Max
17:37It's A Menu
17:38And We're Not The Customers
17:41They Cook The Rhino Anyway
17:44Inside Its Own Skin
17:46Lechona
17:48Gordon Stuffes It With The Eden Wheat
17:51The Spoon
17:53Three Seconds Of Flare Drake Piece
17:56And The Bone Flute They Found In The Peat
18:00Unseen Ingredient
18:03When The Skin Cracks Open
18:05Rook Doesn't Taste Meat
18:08She Tastes Her Own Future
18:11Herself
18:12Old
18:13Starving
18:14Because She Chose The Way It's Always Been
18:18Over The Way It Could Be
18:20She Doesn't Confess It
18:22She Acts
18:24Takes Her Bone Knife
18:26The One That Sang
18:28And Throws It In The Fire
18:30No More Fat Factory
18:32She Says
18:33We're A Kitchen Now
18:36Lumi Names The Rhino
18:38Kevin
18:38Because He's Round
18:41And The World Was Mean To Him
18:43The Bog Laughs
18:45Bubbles
18:47Like Something Down
18:49There Got The Joke
18:51Episode 8
18:52The Bone Flute
18:54The Universe Left A Voicemail
18:57And It's A Bill
18:59Ice Age Rule
19:01Ice Fishing Equals
19:03UVS God
19:043 Feet Ice
19:07Fall In Equals
19:09Fall In Equals
19:092 Minutes To Die
19:10Seal Equals
19:122 Weeks To Live
19:13In The Ice
19:15A Flute
19:16Not Bone
19:18Not Ivory
19:19Geometry
19:21Holes Where Holes Shouldn't Be
19:24Angles That Make Lumi's Eyes Bleed
19:27Max Boss
19:29That's A Everybody
19:31That's A Everybody In The Valley
19:32Gets Audited Flute
19:34Do Not Play Wonderwall
19:37On That
19:37Gordon Plays It
19:39The Sound
19:41Isn't Sound
19:42It's Weight
19:44Every Living Thing
19:46For Two Miles Ages
19:48Three Years
19:49Lumi Gets Her First Blood
19:52Rook's Hair Goes White
19:54Again The Calf
19:57Grows Horns Overnight
19:58And The Ice Speaks
20:00And The Aurora Speaks
20:03And The Mammoth Bones Speak
20:05One Voice
20:07Attention Batch 7
20:09Your Suffering Has Been Logged
20:13Flavor Profile
20:15Tragic With Notes Of Defiance
20:18Prepare For Tasting
20:20Resistance Will Be Brined
20:23The Sky Turns To Black Glass
20:26For Ten Seconds
20:28Something Looks Down
20:30No Face
20:32No Eyes
20:34Just The Idea
20:36Of A Clipboard
20:37It Makes A Mark
20:39The Mark Is Gordon's Scar
20:42Max I Quit
20:44I Quit
20:46I Didn't Sign Up For Cosmic HR
20:49Gordon Snaps The Flute
20:52Over His Knee
20:53Throws The Pieces
20:55In The Pot
20:56Kitchens Closed
20:59For Comments
21:00The Grease Pit
21:01At Camp Explodes
21:03The Tallow Hand
21:05Comes Back
21:06This Time
21:08It's Holding The Spoon
21:09The Future Spoon
21:11It Stirs The Air Once
21:14Tasting It
21:15Then It Goes
21:17Then It Goes Back Down
21:17Episode 9
21:19The Truth
21:20We Are The Trial Dish
21:23Ice Age Rule
21:25Glacial Maximum
21:28Glacial Maximum
21:29Negative 70 Degrees Fahrenheit
21:31The Air Is Knives
21:33This Stew Has To Feed The Dead
21:36Or Everyone Joins Them
21:39Gordon Clacks The Spoon And Fork Together
21:43The World Goes Quiet
21:45Then The Aurora Comes Down
21:48Not Light
21:50People
21:52Tall
21:53Thin
21:55Made Of Twilight
21:56And Tally Marks
21:58They Don't Walk
22:00They Audit
22:02They Don't Speak
22:03They List
22:05Subject Gordon
22:07Contaminated Batch With Empathy
22:11Subject Max
22:13Developed Taste
22:15Breach Of Contract
22:17Subject Humanity
22:19Keeping Pets
22:21Sharing Fire
22:23Adding Mercy To Recipe
22:26Recommendation
22:28Scrap
22:29Restart
22:31Increase Suffering
22:33By 20%
22:34Max's Testimony
22:37He Walks Forward
22:39Antler Rear High
22:41You Made Me To Hunt Things Like You
22:44To Track
22:45To Kill
22:47To Not Eat
22:49To Report
22:50He Kicks His Bowl
22:53The First One Gordon Ever Gave Him
22:56He Fed Me Anyway
22:59So Here's My Report
23:01You Stick Figure Fox
23:03He Howls
23:05Not A Howl
23:07A Day To Dump
23:09Every Shared Meal
23:11Every Time
23:13Gordon Chose Home
23:14Over Again
23:15Every Time
23:17Lumi Painted
23:18Instead Of Screamed
23:20Every Time
23:22Rook
23:22Didn't Stab
23:23The Tall
23:25Ones Flinch
23:26The Clipboard
23:28Catches Fire
23:29System Error
23:31Aftertaste
23:32Exceeds Parameters
23:35Subject
23:36Subject
23:36Has Developed
23:37Love
23:38Contamination Total
23:39Rook
23:41So We're Livestock
23:42Gordon
23:44We're The Dish
23:45That Picked Up The Knife
23:47Lumi
23:48Are They Gonna Eat Us
23:50Max
23:51Bearing All His Wrong Teeth
23:53Not If I Eat Them First
23:56I've Been On A Diet
23:58For 20,000 Years
24:00Episode 10
24:02Home
24:03The Aftertaste
24:05Is A Weapon Now
24:07The First Stew
24:09The Last Stew
24:11In Goes Everything
24:13Marrow
24:14Flair Drake Peace
24:16Graf Horn Mercy
24:18Kevin's Prophecy
24:21Eat And Wait
24:22Broken Flute
24:24The Sound Of Gordon Saying Yes
24:28Chef For The Last Time
24:30Caffigan's First Breath
24:33Max's Apologizing Bacon
24:3640,000 Years
24:39Of Rook's Grief
24:41Three Seconds Of A Bear
24:44Choosing Not To
24:45Lumi's Paint
24:47The Menu
24:48The Clipboard Ash
24:51Gordon Stirs
24:53With The Knife Rook
24:54Threw Away
24:55It Doesn't Sing Anymore
24:58It Listens
25:00Four Bowls
25:01Rook
25:03Lumi
25:04Max
25:06The Empty Dark
25:08Where The Tall One Stood
25:09They Eat
25:11Rook Tastes Her Dead Kids
25:14They Are Not Dead
25:16They Are Full
25:17She Takes The Venus Dooth
25:20Off Her Neck
25:22Crushes It Under Her Heel
25:24No More Instructions
25:26Lumi Tastes The Future
25:29Lumi Tastes The Future
25:30Doesn't Flinch
25:31Paints One Last Thing
25:33On The Cave Wall
25:34A Dog
25:36A Man With A Bone Jaw
25:38A Calf Named Again
25:40And A Pile Of Broken Tally Sticks
25:44All Around A Fire
25:46She Calls It
25:48The First Restaurant
25:50Max Eats
25:52His Antler Ear
25:54Stops Twitching
25:55His Wrong Teeth
25:57Stop Aching
25:58For The First Time
26:00Since The Kennel
26:01He Doesn't Taste Orders
26:04He Tastes Food
26:06Holy Shit
26:08He Whispers
26:08It Tastes Like Goodbye
26:11It Tastes Like Mine
26:14Gordon Eats Last
26:16The Truth All At Once
26:19The Farmers Aren't Gods
26:22They Are Middle Management
26:24The Universe Is A Test Kitchen
26:27Earth Is Batch 7
26:30The Ice Age
26:32Is Them Turning The Heat Up To Sea
26:35If We Break
26:36Or We Braise
26:37The Artifacts
26:39Are Meat Thermometers
26:41The Menu Is Real
26:45Humanity Is The Dish
26:46That Looked At The Recipe
26:47And Said
26:48No
26:49We're Adding Garlic
26:52That Took The Guard Dog
26:54And Gave It A Name
26:56That Took The Calf
26:58Named Again
26:59And Chose Again
27:01Bittersweet
27:02The Night
27:03The Sky Is Still Wrong
27:04The Ice Is Still Here
27:07The Farmers Are Still Hungry
27:10The Menu Is Still Nailed To The Bog
27:14But Again
27:16Again The Calf Is Sleeping
27:18Max Is Full
27:20And His Eyes Don't Look Haunted
27:22They Look Owned By Himself
27:25Rook's Knife Is Ash
27:28Lumi's Hand Prints
27:30Lumi's Hand Prints
27:31Cover The Clipboard's Shadow
27:32Gordon Looks At The Stars
27:34There's Still Someone
27:37Else's Plating
27:38But The Stew Is Theirs
27:40He Taps Max
27:43With The Future Spoon
27:44Still Hungry
27:46Max Belches
27:48A Real Stupid Dog Belch
27:52For The First Time
27:53Since I Was Born In A Lab
27:55Boss
27:56No
27:57I'm Good
27:59I'm I'm Good
28:02Gordon's Bone Jaw Clicks
28:04Not A Scan
28:06Not A Warning
28:08The Sound A Man Makes
28:10When The Thing He Built
28:12Doesn't Hurt Anymore
28:14He Sits Down In The Snow
28:17And Eats
28:18The Grease Pit Doesn't Bubble
28:21The Aurora Doesn't Spell Anything
28:25The Universe For Once
28:27Has The Decency To Shut Up
28:30While The Meal Is Hot
28:32The End
28:33The Farmers Can Send Another Inspector
28:37We're Closed For Harvest
28:40The Dog Is Home
28:42The Aftertaste Is Ours
28:45The
28:46The End
28:46The End
29:02The Age
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