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In Edo-era Ōmi, farmer’s son Koji is sent to Lake Biwa with cucumbers and sake to beg the kappa Keroyuki — a cursed former yokozuna — to teach him sumo and save his family’s land. Keroyuki agrees: ten deadly kimarite for ten cucumber recipes. But the training is a ruse. Koji never actually meets the kappa; instead, he breaks his vow, gorges on the offerings, and passes out drunk for three nights. Keroyuki paralyzes him, brines him in sake and cucumber like a “cow for slaughter,” then butchers him. The “victory feast” where Koji defeats Ed Hondae is a drunken hallucination. The story ends with Keroyuki alone by Biwa, eating chanko nabe made from Koji’s sake-marinated flesh, the boy’s mawashi hanging nearby as he waits for his next hungry student.

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00:27The Kappa
00:29and the Yokozuna
00:30told at midnight
00:32Do not repeat this near water
00:35The lake is listening
00:38Ah, so you want the real story, do you?
00:42Not the one mothers tell to make boys train
00:45The one the reeds whisper
00:48When the moon is fat
00:50And the carp stop jumping
00:52Sit
00:54Closer
00:55If you vomit
00:57Do it away from the fire
00:59The smell attracts him
01:02This was Edo
01:04Omi province
01:06Land was life
01:08And life was sumo
01:10Daimyo didn't draw swords
01:13They pointed fat fingers at doyo
01:16Winner eats
01:18Loser digs his family's graves
01:21With his own hands
01:23Koji
01:24Seventeen
01:26Son of Sojo
01:28Sojo was sekitore once
01:31Through men like sacks of rice
01:35Now
01:36Lungs full of mud
01:38Coughed blood into his miso
01:41Couldn't lift a radish
01:44Let alone
01:45Let alone
01:46Ed Hondie
01:46And Ed Hondie
01:48Ah
01:49That one
01:50Born wrong
01:52Came out of his mother backwards
01:55Strangled by his own cord
01:57Lived anyway
01:59Neck like a tree trunk
02:02Fingers like winter yams
02:05He'd already taken three farms
02:08Hours was fourth
02:10Night before the match
02:12Sojo grabbed Koji's throat
02:15Not in anger
02:17In fear
02:18His nails were black
02:21Like Biwa
02:22He wheezed
02:23Full moon
02:25Karayuki
02:27Kappa
02:28Older than the shagun's lies
02:31He shoved a furoshiki
02:33Into Koji's chest
02:35Twenty cucumbers
02:38Cold
02:39Three bottles of genmai
02:42Ten years old
02:44Smelled like funerals
02:47Bow
02:48Feed
02:49Pour
02:51Learned
02:52Ten kimarite
02:54Ten recipes
02:56You eat one bite
02:59You drink one sip
03:00I will know
03:01And he will know
03:03And then we all die
03:06Sojo gave him
03:08His old mawashi
03:10Stained
03:11Still smelled like victory
03:14And piss
03:15Don't come back
03:17Without blood on it
03:19Yours or his
03:21Koji walked
03:23Day one feet bled
03:26Day two saw a fox wedding
03:29Did not look
03:31Day three
03:32Ate nothing
03:33Stomach ate itself
03:36Day four
03:37Biwa
03:38The lake at night
03:40Is not water
03:41It's a throat
03:43Black
03:45Hungry
03:46No ripples
03:48Moon on it
03:50Like a dead eye
03:51He made his altar
03:53Salt
03:55One cucumber
03:56One cup
03:58Waited
04:00He slept
04:01Mistake
04:03The hand came from the lake
04:06Not wet slick
04:08Like eel skin
04:10Webbed
04:11Nails like fish hooks
04:14It locked around his ankle
04:17Not pulling
04:19Savoring
04:20Koji woke
04:22With lake water
04:23In his lungs
04:24Though he was on shore
04:26Looked down
04:29Karayuki
04:30Children
04:31If you dream tonight
04:33Pray you don't dream this
04:35Four feet tall
04:37But wrong
04:38Shell on his back
04:40Was not turtle
04:41It was whale bone
04:44Cracked
04:44And inside
04:46The cracks
04:47Things moved
04:48Beak
04:49No
04:50Beak
04:52Is for birds
04:53This was a bear trap
04:55With teeth
04:56And the sera
04:57Ah
04:58The dish on his head
05:00Was deep
05:02And in it swam
05:03Two human eyeballs
05:05Fresh
05:06Looking at Koji
05:08Blinking
05:10Rice boy
05:12Karayuki said
05:13His tongue
05:15Was a leech
05:16Your shirikodama
05:18Is fat
05:18I can smell it
05:20Through your spine
05:21Koji ran
05:24Farmers don't run
05:25He slipped
05:27Landed on his ass
05:30In mud
05:30And remembered
05:32He slammed his forehead down
05:36Dogeza
05:37Ate mud
05:38Did not lift his head
05:41Counted his heartbeats
05:43One
05:44Two
05:46Three
05:47Above him
05:49Splash
05:50The sera
05:51Emptied
05:52The eyeballs
05:54Fell out
05:54Landed in mud
05:56Looked at Koji
05:58Then went blind
06:01Karayuki screamed
06:03Not loud
06:05The sound
06:06A drowning dog
06:08Makes
06:08When it gives up
06:10He shrank
06:11Shell squealed
06:13Skin went grey like ash
06:16Collapsed to knees
06:18Koji moved
06:20Shoved cucumber
06:22into the beak
06:23Teeth closed
06:25On his fingers
06:26He didn't pull away
06:29Uncorked sake
06:31With his teeth
06:32Poured
06:33And poured
06:35And poured
06:37And poured
06:37The sera filled
06:39Karayuki drank
06:41Gurgled
06:43Shuddered
06:44The eyeballs in the mud
06:47Dissolved
06:48When Karayuki looked up
06:50He was weeping
06:52Black tears
06:54Why?
06:56Teach me
06:57Koji said
06:58Ten techniques
07:00Please
07:01Karayuki smiled
07:04The beak split
07:06Too wide
07:06One recipe
07:08One
07:10Kimarite
07:11You cook
07:12I eat
07:13You fail
07:14The dish
07:15I eat you
07:16Deal
07:17Koji nodded
07:20The moon saw
07:21The ten nights
07:23The ten techniques
07:25The ten dishes
07:27Each day
07:29Karayuki got stronger
07:31Each night
07:33Koji got thinner
07:34One
07:35Kotinage
07:37Armlock throw
07:39Karayuki
07:40Grabbed Koji's arm
07:42Twisted
07:44Pop
07:45Bone
07:46Came out of skin
07:47Like bamboo shoot
07:49He licked it
07:51Again
07:52Recipe
07:54Armlock salad
07:55Smash two cucumbers
07:58Do not slice
08:00Smash
08:00Dressing
08:02Three tablespoon
08:04Misseau
08:04Two tablespoon
08:07Sesame oil
08:08One tablespoon
08:10Honey
08:10One teaspoon
08:12Ground bone
08:13Whose bone?
08:16Koji asked
08:17Karayuki
08:19Just chewed
08:20Two
08:21Kubinage
08:23Neck throw
08:24Karayuki
08:26Wrapped his arm
08:27Around Koji's throat
08:29Feel your pulse
08:31That's mine now
08:33Through him
08:35Koji landed
08:37On his head
08:38Saw stars
08:39Saw his mother
08:41Recipe
08:43Neck crack pickle
08:44Cucumber
08:46Cucumber spears
08:46Brine black vinegar
08:49Chili garlic
08:50And three drops
08:52Of neck sweat
08:53Yours
08:55Karayuki said
08:56Fear makes it sour
08:58Three
08:59Uwate nage
09:01Overarm throw
09:04Karayuki's outside grip
09:06Lifted Koji
09:08Like a baby
09:09Held him over the lake
09:12Drop you
09:14Drop you or throw you
09:15Drop you or throw you
09:16Through him
09:16Koji skipped twice
09:19Recipe
09:20Overarm ayaki
09:22Hollow cucumber
09:24Stuffed with pork
09:26Stuffed with pork
09:27And clay from the doyo
09:29Steam
09:31Clay remembers losers
09:33Karayuki giggled
09:35Four
09:37Shira tenage
09:39Shira tenage
09:40Underarm throw
09:40Inside grip
09:43Tight
09:44Broke two ribs
09:46Karayuki
09:48Counted them through skin
09:50Crack crack
09:51Recipe
09:53Underarm udon
09:55Cold udon
09:57Cucumber matchsticks
09:59Broth
10:01Sake
10:01Sai
10:02And marrow
10:03Who's marrow?
10:05Koji
10:06Didn't ask this time
10:08Five
10:09Hataki komi
10:11Slapped down
10:12Koji
10:14Charged
10:15Karayuki
10:16Vanished
10:17Slapped back
10:19Of Koji's head
10:20Koji
10:22Ate mud
10:22Nose broke
10:24Blood
10:26Made the mud
10:26Red
10:27Recipe
10:28Slapped down
10:30Sonomono
10:31Thin cucumber
10:32Rice vinegar
10:34Sugar
10:36Blood
10:37Just a little
10:39Karayuki said
10:40Licking Koji's face
10:42Six
10:44Uchigake
10:46Inside leg trip
10:48Hooked Koji's ankle
10:50Twisted
10:52Knee went east
10:54When thigh went west
10:56Koji screamed
10:58The herons left
11:00Biwa that night
11:01Didn't come back
11:03Recipe
11:05Inner trip
11:05Ice
11:06Cucumber sorbet
11:08Shiso
11:10Salt
11:11Ground kneecap
11:13Heals what it hurts
11:16Karayuki lied
11:17Seven
11:19Sotogake
11:20Outside leg trip
11:22Same but outside
11:25Koji's other knee
11:27Now he walked
11:29Now he walked like a crab
11:30Recipe
11:32Outer trip
11:32Oshi
11:33Pressed sushi
11:35Rice
11:36Cucumber
11:37And a sliver of tendon
11:39For bounce
11:41Karayuki said
11:42Ate
11:44Tasukizori
11:45Reverse backwards
11:47Body drop
11:48Karayuki ducked
11:50Grabbed Koji's leg
11:53Arched backward
11:55Threw Koji
11:57Over his head
11:58Koji
11:59Saw the moon
12:00Between his own feet
12:02Landed on shoulder
12:04Dislocated
12:06Recipe
12:07Backwards body drop broth
12:10Boil cucumber skin
12:12Sake
12:14Lee's
12:14Yuzu
12:15And one torn ligament
12:17Drink
12:19Put the shoulder back
12:21Koji
12:22Koji
12:23Did
12:23It worked
12:25Nin'd
12:26Kawazugake
12:28Hooking backward counter
12:30Karayuki
12:32Wrapped his leg
12:33Around Koji's
12:35Sat down hard
12:37Koji fell on him
12:39Heard Karayuki's ribs break
12:42Heard them heal
12:44In real time
12:46Click
12:47Click
12:48Click
12:48Click
12:48Recipe
12:50Riverhook rice
12:51Rice ball
12:53Inside
12:54Diced cucumber
12:56Umeboshi
12:57And powdered rib
12:58My rib
13:00Gift
13:01Ten
13:03Izori
13:04Backwards body drop
13:06The last night
13:08Karayuki
13:10This kills
13:11Or makes
13:12Yokozuna
13:13He shot
13:15Under Koji
13:16Grabbed both legs
13:19Arched
13:20The shell
13:21On his back
13:22Split open
13:23Inside
13:24Was not meat
13:26Was night
13:28Koji
13:29Went up
13:29Saw the whole lake
13:31Saw his village
13:33Saw his father
13:35Dying
13:36Then down
13:37Into Biwa
13:39Into black
13:41He woke
13:42Coughing
13:43On shore
13:45Karayuki
13:46Holding him
13:47You are ready
13:49He whispered
13:50And for a second
13:52He smelled
13:53Like a man
13:54Like salt
13:56Like sorrow
13:58Why?
14:00Koji asked
14:01Why help me?
14:04And Karayuki
14:05Told him
14:06I was Kojiro
14:09Yokozuna
14:10Two hundred years
14:12I won with Henka
14:15Dishonorable
14:16The lake took you
14:18My wife
14:20I found her hair
14:22In my teeth
14:23I've eaten
14:25A hundred Koji
14:26Since
14:27You
14:28You taste like her
14:29Like cucumbers
14:31Like regret
14:33Maybe if you win
14:35I'm forgiven
14:36He touched Koji's cheek
14:39Wept hand
14:41Was warm
14:42If you lose
14:43Come back
14:44I will make it quick
14:46I promise
14:49Koji ran home
14:50The match
14:52Ed-Hondi
14:54The doyo
14:56Was dust
14:56The village
14:58Watched
14:59Koji
15:00Was different
15:01Walked like he had water
15:04In his bones
15:05Ed charged
15:07Hataki
15:08Komi
15:09Koji wasn't there
15:11Slapped Ed's neck
15:13Ed stumbled
15:15Kotenage
15:17Pop
15:17Ed's elbow went wrong
15:20He screamed
15:22Pig screams
15:24Uchigake
15:24Leg swept
15:26Ed fell like a temple
15:28Izori
15:30Koji
15:31Koji slipped under
15:32The world flipped
15:34Ed flew
15:36Landed on his head
15:38Did not get up
15:40Silence
15:41Then Yokozuna
15:44Yokozuna
15:46They carried Koji
15:48They wept
15:49Sojo wept
15:51Died that night smiling
15:54Feast
15:57Chankunabe
15:57Chankunabe
15:58Biggest pot
15:59In Omi
16:00Everyone ate
16:02Why is it sweet
16:04Someone asked
16:06Cucumber
16:08And sake
16:08Someone else laughed
16:11Tastes like victory
16:13Koji
16:15Was dizzy
16:16Saw two
16:17Of everything
16:18Saw Ed
16:20Hondi's
16:20Mawashi
16:21In the pot
16:22Blinked
16:24It was cabbage
16:25Wasn't it
16:27He dreamed
16:29Of Karayuki bowing
16:32Of his father bowing
16:34Of himself bowing
16:36To nothing
16:37Stop
16:38Breathe
16:40Here is the truth
16:42Children
16:43The Kaatari bay
16:45Never lies at the end
16:47There was no match
16:49Koji lasted one night
16:52At Biwa
16:53Second night
16:54Hunger took him
16:56Ate a cucumber
16:58Just one
17:00Then five
17:01Third night
17:03Cold took him
17:05Drank sake
17:06Just a sip
17:08Then a bottle
17:10Then two
17:12He passed out
17:14Furashiki empty
17:16Mawashi unworn
17:19Karayuki
17:20Watched all three nights
17:22Not from reeds
17:24From inside the lake
17:27From inside
17:28Koji's shadow
17:30Third night
17:31He walked on shore
17:33Didn't drag
17:35Didn't trick
17:37Just touched
17:38Koji's neck
17:39With one claw
17:41Click
17:42Koji woke
17:44Could not move
17:46Could not scream
17:48Could only watch
17:50You ate the offering
17:52Karayuki said
17:54Not angry
17:56Not happy
17:57Tired
17:59You drank the offering
18:01You were never
18:03My student
18:04You were my
18:06Chenko
18:06He fed
18:08Koji
18:08Cucumber
18:10After cucumber
18:11Stuffed him
18:13Poured sake
18:15Down throat
18:15With a funnel
18:17Of lotus leaf
18:19Marinate
18:20He said
18:21Three days
18:23The meat
18:24Gets sweet
18:25He carried
18:27Koji
18:27Into Biwa
18:28Not to drown
18:30To brine
18:32Staked him
18:34To the bottom
18:34Where the carp
18:36Could not eat
18:37Where the water
18:39Was cold
18:40Where the cucumbers
18:41Floated
18:42Three days later
18:44He pulled him up
18:46Now
18:47Tonight
18:48Full moon
18:50Same shore
18:53Karayuki sits
18:54Pot bubbling
18:56Fire popping
18:58He is not
19:00Four feet tall
19:01Anymore
19:01Not when he's eaten
19:04He is seven
19:05Eight
19:07Shell scrapes
19:09The stars
19:09He lifts a piece
19:11From the pot
19:12Meat
19:14White
19:15Tender
19:16Takes a bite
19:18Closes his eyes
19:20Koji
19:22He says
19:23You did it
19:24Yokozuna flavor
19:27Cucumber
19:28And sake
19:29And regret
19:30Best recipe yet
19:33On a pine branch
19:35A mawashi dries
19:36Clean
19:38Folded
19:40Waiting
19:41And if you
19:43Child
19:43If you go to Biwa
19:45If you bring cucumbers
19:48Bring sake
19:49And you eat them
19:51Yourself
19:51Listen
19:53Shiko
19:55One
19:56Shiko
19:57Two
19:59Shiko
20:00Three
20:02He's training
20:03He's always hungry
20:06And he's got
20:07Nine techniques
20:08Left to teach
20:09Karayuki's
20:11Chenko Nabe
20:12Yokozuna style
20:14The real recipe
20:16The last recipe
20:19Do not make this
20:21Broth
20:22Three liters water
20:24From Lake Biwa
20:25Midnight
20:27One sera of sake
20:29Ten year aged
20:31Stolen
20:32Two cups soy sauce
20:34Tears optional
20:36One kombu strip
20:38Sunken ship size
20:40One handful katsuobushi
20:43Shaved from regret
20:45The meat
20:47Two legs of wrestler
20:49Deboned
20:50Two legs good
20:52Four legs bad
20:54Two legs win
20:57Marinate three days in cucumber
21:00Plus sake
21:01Plus moonlight
21:02The veg
21:04Twenty cucumbers
21:06Smashed
21:07Not sliced
21:08Pain makes them sweet
21:11One daikon
21:13Shaped like an opponent
21:15Three shiitake
21:17Black as dishonored winds
21:20One cabbage whole
21:22For the head you lost
21:25Inoki
21:26For the hair you'll never grow
21:28The finished shime
21:30Udon
21:31One egg
21:33Stir with the bone of your teacher
21:37Instructions
21:38Boil lake water
21:40Do not skim the scum
21:43Scum is memory
21:45Add meat
21:46It will sing
21:48Let it
21:50Add veg
21:51They will scream
21:53Good
21:54Eat alone
21:56If you hear stomping
21:58Do not turn around
22:00When the pot is empty
22:03Fill the sara on your head
22:05If you don't have one
22:07He'll give you one
22:09Ah, the fire is low
22:11The lake is high
22:14Go home
22:15And if you dream of sumo
22:18Sleep on your stomach
22:20So he can't see your shirikodama
22:23Kadaribe boughs
22:25The wind smells like cucumber
22:28And sake
22:30And something else
22:34I mean, if you dream
23:01I mean, it's a herb
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