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00:18Hello and welcome to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention.
00:23This is the show where we take a well-known celebrity and tell him some good, hard truths
00:28that are a bit overdue and we're going to crack into it tonight.
00:32And helping us out, my great co-host, it's Kate Langbrook, everybody.
00:38You couldn't keep me away, Mick.
00:40Kate is coming in hot.
00:43When I told her about tonight's celebrity, she put her hand up and said,
00:46I will be there with bells on.
00:48I wasn't even supposed to be on this show.
00:50I just insisted.
00:52But you're pretty keen.
00:54Very shortly, a celebrity's going to come through that door
00:56and he's going to face the music.
00:58But before we get to tonight's guest, there are other places, people and things
01:03that need a good intervention.
01:05Shall we get into it?
01:06Get into it.
01:07I will start the English cricket team.
01:12No.
01:14Seriously, they are shit house.
01:17They went to Noosa for a holiday and lost the beach cricket.
01:21Come on.
01:22All right, I see your English cricket team and I raise you avocados.
01:28Whoa.
01:29Nothing sums you up more than an avocado.
01:32Outside they look beautiful.
01:34When you get them home, they're stringy and brown and disappointing.
01:39I'm done with them.
01:41I'm done with them.
01:42I'm taking all your notes on board.
01:44I'll have a go.
01:45What about this?
01:46Lollipop ladies.
01:49No, their reign of tyrannies to come to an end.
01:53You give a 65-year-old woman a whistle and a stop sign
01:56and she turns into Mussolini.
01:59Why would you trust someone with our traffic movements
02:03who can't control their own bowel movements?
02:08What about Tom Cruise?
02:12I don't know if you know this, guys, but he does his own stunts.
02:18I don't know why he never brings it up.
02:19I don't know why it doesn't come up in marketing.
02:21I don't know why he gets on every interview and goes,
02:23hey, you know what?
02:24I like hanging on to the side of the plane.
02:25We know, Tom.
02:26We know.
02:27Shut up.
02:28You're taking work away from genuine stuntmen.
02:31You know what needs an intervention?
02:33Redacted names in emails.
02:35Wow.
02:37We...
02:38Yes.
02:41I'm done with it.
02:42Show me the names.
02:44Show me the names.
02:45Are we talking about the Epstein files?
02:47No.
02:48Oh.
02:49I was talking about Blake Lively.
02:52Oh, Blake Lively.
02:53What are the Epstein files?
02:54Well, I have a feeling I'm in both.
02:57And just finally, the Northern Hemisphere.
03:01Oh.
03:02That's where all the trouble comes from.
03:04It's not fair.
03:04We give them Bluey and they give us Logan Paul.
03:07Get stuff.
03:10You get the idea.
03:11All right.
03:12Now, for the intervention of the night, you're wondering where Glenn is, as always.
03:16He is out there hunting down tonight's celebrity subject.
03:19He knows what he's doing.
03:21And what he has to do, because they don't know they're coming back here, he has to come
03:24up with a canny roost, a tricky plan, a sub-diffuse, cunning plan to get them back here without
03:31them knowing what the reason is.
03:33So let's cross out to Glenn now and see what he's up to.
03:38So, in there is comedy legend Dave Hughes.
03:41Let's see how we go.
03:45Dave.
03:46Lenny.
03:47How are you, mate?
03:48Yeah, good, man.
03:48What have you got going here?
03:49A bit of antifungal cream?
03:51Scratching yourself and all the wrong places, are you?
03:52No, just buying a gift, man.
03:55Buying a gift?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Oh, okay.
03:56Yeah, who for?
03:58Mother-in-law.
03:59Mother-in-law.
03:59A day coming up.
04:00Nice gift, yeah.
04:02Got a bit of a itch, has she?
04:03Yeah.
04:03But I'm not comfortable with this conversation.
04:05So it's for me.
04:06I'm going to be honest.
04:07But can we just, like, not everything's comedy, mate.
04:09Hi there.
04:10Hi.
04:10Do you need help with the fungals today?
04:13We're fine, thanks.
04:13Yeah, I was just looking today.
04:15You need me, I'm ready.
04:18I get it, I get it.
04:19It's delicate.
04:20You're embarrassed.
04:21I have got a whole lot of creams, antifungal creams, back at my place.
04:26You can come and look through those.
04:27You got a wide selection?
04:28Well, I've got some for the dog and I've got some for me.
04:30Doesn't matter to make the sound factory.
04:31And I've got soft hands.
04:33So if you want me to rub you or rub it on in any way, how do they look?
04:38Are you discreet?
04:38Of course I'm.
04:39There's a guy over there with it.
04:41Hi there.
04:42No worries.
04:44Yeah, I'm coming back to your dog.
04:45Well, come back to my place.
04:46Have you ever had rabies or anything like that?
04:48No, I know of.
04:49I froth occasionally, but I just thought that was too much.
04:52Yeah, that's all right.
04:53So I'll rub it on.
04:55Yeah.
04:55And I reckon leave it for a couple of days and then it doesn't...
04:58You sing to me while you do it?
04:59Oh, no.
05:00It's Dave Hughes.
05:02Dave Hughes, isn't he?
05:06So they have to find their way back from the...
05:08Pharmacy now.
05:09And remember, it's two elderly men...
05:11Yes, yes, yes.
05:12...who need to apply ointments.
05:13Yes.
05:14So...
05:14It could go on for...
05:16Oh, what's that?
05:16They're here right now.
05:17They've done it already.
05:18Please make them welcome.
05:19It's Dave Hughes.
05:20Whoa!
05:23He's going to love him.
05:25Hi, mate.
05:26Hi.
05:27How are you?
05:28You okay?
05:29Surprise.
05:31Please, take a seat.
05:33I've applied the cream.
05:34He's okay.
05:35So it's all done.
05:36Please, take a seat.
05:37He still looks like he's chafing.
05:39Yeah.
05:40It's a confusing.
05:40How are you?
05:41I didn't know you guys live with Glenn.
05:44We've probably told a little white lie to get you back here.
05:47So no mess, aren't you?
05:49We can organise that.
05:50How are you going?
05:51I'm good.
05:52How are you feeling in life?
05:53Yeah, good.
05:54Well, we're worried about you.
05:55I'm perfect.
05:56Because you're a wreck, sir.
05:58A wreck?
05:59You're a wreck.
06:00You're a mess.
06:01We're not the only ones worried about you.
06:03A lot of your friends and associates are.
06:05So to get the ball rolling, we'd like you to listen to one of your comrades in arms who
06:09wanted to say this to you tonight.
06:12It's got to be said.
06:13Yuzi, it's your old mate Pete.
06:14We've known each other for nearly 30 years now, mate.
06:16And you need help.
06:18You're a bit self-obsessed.
06:20Many years ago at the LA Fringe Festival, you wouldn't walk down the street with me because
06:23you were paranoid that people would recognise me if they recognise you.
06:27That's not healthy.
06:28You need help.
06:29The people here tonight, they care about you.
06:31They want to help you.
06:33So there it is.
06:34You're self-obsessed.
06:36No, I've had my moments.
06:38No, you are self-obsessed.
06:39No, I'm better now.
06:40You're not better now.
06:41In fact, you're worse than you've ever been.
06:43I know.
06:43What you did recently put your own life in danger and you couldn't have been more happy
06:49about it.
06:50Yes.
06:50And you exploited the situation to the point where you could have done serious damage
06:55to yourself.
06:55And I'm talking about your performance in the Legends game.
06:58Your desperate hunger for acknowledgement from strangers.
07:02I was wearing the big V.
07:04You nearly died and you've turned it into a festival show.
07:07Here it is.
07:08Dave is cooked.
07:12Which you can go and see anywhere around Australia at the moment.
07:15Have a look at the form though.
07:17I know.
07:18You've also picked a very flattering photo because we all saw the reality of what happened
07:23that night.
07:24Let's take a look at what happened that night.
07:26Here you are, copping it big time.
07:29Oh, no, he's been monstered.
07:30Oh, no, he's got to drag him.
07:33A hip and shoulder from Embley.
07:35That's everybody.
07:36Dave Hughes and now he's both flattened by Robertson.
07:40Now that is serious stuff.
07:42I know, mate.
07:43I was there.
07:45Walk us through the injuries you sustained that night.
07:49So the first hit was from Andrew Embley, which is the second hit there.
07:53Yeah.
07:53And it was in the first quarter.
07:55And it was after Luke Hodge had kicked me the ball, a big spiral punt.
07:59And the ball hit me on the chest and bounced so high it almost hit the roof of Marvel Studios.
08:03And I heard 30,000 people laugh at the same time as a comedian.
08:08That was my dream.
08:08But I wasn't a comedian.
08:11They were laughing at me like they used to at school.
08:14And I had to get the ground ball.
08:17So I went down low to get the ball.
08:19And Andrew Embley, who's six foot three and got a fat ass.
08:22He's given you one.
08:23No, he's given me a hip.
08:25The hardest part of your body is your hip right there.
08:27And it went right in my ribs and broke all my ribs in the first quarter.
08:30But what did you do?
08:31You played on.
08:32Because I'm a hero.
08:38I think I should have picked up some more medication.
08:44I had a punctured lung as well, you've got to remember.
08:46What happened with a punctured lung?
08:47Who punctured your lung?
08:48It happened all in that incident.
08:49The five ribs, a punctured lung.
08:51There was air coming out.
08:52It was not the right place for air to come out.
08:54But I just had to keep, I had to get up because I had to kick a goal.
08:58So that would have been, and did you know that you were,
09:01I knew I was really sore and, but, and I'm like, no, but I can get through this.
09:07Why?
09:07Because I've set a stage and people are giving me the attention I crave and I need.
09:13You should have gone to hospital and you didn't.
09:16I did eventually.
09:16Glenn, get out the big board.
09:17Yeah, we're going to go through it right now.
09:19We've got to get through it.
09:22We're going to, we're going to take you through, work through the actual facts of what happened.
09:287.55pm, you are injured.
09:31Okay.
09:32Perrinously.
09:33Correct.
09:33Okay.
09:35No, that was, you're laughing.
09:37I nearly died.
09:399.05pm.
09:39Okay.
09:40Well, that was the assessment of the night.
09:41You should have gone to hospital.
09:429.05pm refused to go to hospital.
09:46They tried to, they tried to get you out.
09:48They tried to get me out of, they tried to get me out of the game.
09:51All right.
09:51No, I was staying in the game.
09:52So what did you do when you refused to go to hospital?
09:56You went to the half party at Crown Casino.
10:01At 11.22, you're in the casino.
10:07You're laughing at it.
10:08I got a lift there with Campbell Brown.
10:10I wanted him to take me home, but he didn't want to take me home, so I went to the
10:13Crown.
10:14Now's not the time to be name dropping.
10:16Your lust for adulation is out of control.
10:19It is.
10:20I knew I was, I didn't realise how sore I was until, you know.
10:23Well, I'll tell you when you did.
10:24You went home then, and at 2.15, so 2.15 you get home.
10:28Yeah, I get home.
10:29What happens there?
10:30I'm lying in bed, and my wife was already asleep.
10:32She didn't even check on me.
10:33And then she woke me up about 5am and said, you're groaning too much.
10:37She said, I think you might be dying.
10:39You need to go to the hospital.
10:41She said, she wanted to ring an ambulance.
10:43I said, I don't think we're covered.
10:44You drive me.
10:46She drove me to hospital.
10:47At 5am, your wife drives you to emergency where you were admitted,
10:52and when they proceed you at 7.05, you are in ICU.
10:58The guy who took the x-ray, he came back, and he was laughing.
11:02And I said, well, it's so funny.
11:04He goes, I watched the game last night.
11:10Your internal injuries are like a car accident.
11:12I said, really?
11:13What have I got?
11:14And he said, five broken ribs.
11:16I said, is that it?
11:16He said, no, and a punctured lung.
11:18So you would have thought that would be the end of it at 7.05.
11:21Now, I'm on breakfast radio at that time, and I think the whole thing's hilarious.
11:25And we thought, well, give Husey a call.
11:27Not realising he was in ICU, but he took our call.
11:32Immediate professional.
11:33And his lust for attention was such that this went to air.
11:38I'm from hospital.
11:40Husey?
11:40What's happened?
11:41Yeah, my wife decided that we should come here about 5am.
11:45We're groaning too much.
11:47We've got five broken ribs and a punctured lung.
11:49Oh, mate.
11:51It was the lights.
11:52There's too many lights at that ground.
11:54I was struggling.
11:56And I'm like, am I going to die out here?
11:59What's happening?
12:00So.
12:01Do you remember that?
12:02I don't remember.
12:03I don't remember.
12:04You're a man at death's door.
12:08Yes.
12:08And you literally described it as the best moment of your life.
12:12Well, because I was also on morphine at the time, which is, they give you a thing, they
12:17put it in you, and you get a button where you get to choose how much you have.
12:21So.
12:22I honestly had, I had Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood going on.
12:27It was the best interviews of my life.
12:29I put it to you, you would pull the plug on your own life support system for 10,000
12:33likes.
12:34No, I would pull the plug to charge my phone so I can get on Instagram, mate.
12:40I will live stream my death, hopefully in 40 or 50 years' time.
12:44I know we're laughing about it now, but I'll tell you what I was thinking when I first saw
12:48you go down on that field.
12:49Why have they allowed a homeless man on the pitch?
12:52No, you didn't just say that.
12:54Now, you said it on the coverage.
12:55And I was in a hospital on my family, my wife's family's WhatsApp group, and my mother-in-law
13:01goes, you just got called a homeless man on TV.
13:04It was a big ride for you, and one you exploited right to the very end when you were released
13:09from hospital, the first thing you did was come onto my TV show at the front bar, where
13:13you made this entrance.
13:14Dave, you!
13:15Yeah, yeah, yeah!
13:21Now, was that wheelchair required, or was it a prop?
13:25Was it, was the wheelchair, it was coy?
13:27Was it?
13:28Because that whole look's got a whiff of the Bell Gibsons about it.
13:31If we know what I'm saying.
13:32I was, I was, it's just a lot of stuff.
13:34Were you playing the showbiz?
13:36Were you, were you playing the game?
13:38Mate, I had an insurance claim to put in, so, um.
13:41Hold that for it.
13:42There's so much to unpack.
13:43It's got to get murky.
13:44Hang about more Dave Fuse in just a moment.
13:46Are you okay, Dave?
13:47I did it!
13:48I did it!
13:49We're more any merrier.
14:02Welcome back to Glamour Mitch Celebrity Intervention, Kate Langbrook.
14:06She put her hand up early for this episode.
14:08Oh, yes.
14:09Even though he's just shot me the stink eye.
14:11Oh, no.
14:12Stink eye.
14:13Stink eye.
14:14It's hard to tell they're so deeply set.
14:17We love you, Dave.
14:19Here we go.
14:20Here we go.
14:20We love you.
14:21Know what's coming next.
14:22Something horrible.
14:23No, everything we're doing tonight comes from a good place.
14:26So help us unscramble the mess in front of us.
14:29Let's go back to the early days and see if we can't work out where the wheels fell off.
14:34Let's have a look at you as a very, very young child.
14:39It's me on the left.
14:40That's you.
14:41And that's the first time you ever saw a camera and you went, hello.
14:46The love affair began.
14:48You actually asked for an appearance fee to be in that photo.
14:51Do you understand this?
14:52That was 1974.
14:53So that was probably the only photo I got that year.
14:55So there weren't so many photos taken of me as a child.
14:59Do you think that was just because it was 1974?
15:01Well, I'd like to think so.
15:03But what you're saying, I know what you're saying.
15:07They didn't want to waste the Kodak on my head.
15:11Well, that's not completely true because we've got some more photos.
15:15This is a...
15:16I'm funny.
15:18That's so cute.
15:20Now, Glenn, Kate, what's that reminding me of that I can't quite put my finger on?
15:26Oh, yeah.
15:27There it is.
15:29That's it.
15:31Ripped off.
15:32Have you ever thought of suing men?
15:35I love Mad Magazine, and so I'm going to take that as a compliment.
15:39Kate, what's going on here?
15:40Okay, I think you'll find, because Husey had trouble with women,
15:45this is the closest that he ever came to any women in Warnbley.
15:50The closest that he came to these two beautiful young women.
15:53Who are they, Husey?
15:53They're my sisters.
15:59We saw a young man there building in confidence.
16:01To the point, we decided to take it on in TV and media
16:05and really flex that artistic muscle.
16:09So, you first thought you'd try acting,
16:13and I think one of your very earliest performances was on Neighbours.
16:17Do you remember that?
16:18See that little road down there?
16:20Go along that about five mile.
16:22You come to an old silo.
16:24Keep going about another three and a half mile.
16:27I'll tell you what, we might leave that.
16:37Now, I'm confused.
16:39Were you playing a farmer or Ivan Milat?
16:43Because that's terrifying.
16:44I thought I nailed that scene,
16:45but what I saw there was me walking away from my acting career.
16:49That's very true.
16:50I agree with that.
16:51I've done a bit of acting.
16:52I know you have, mate.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Lots of acting.
16:55What was your observation?
16:58My observation is that was one of the greatest exits.
17:01In acting terms.
17:03Please watch and enjoy this moment.
17:05I'll tell you what, we might leave that.
17:11Just for the right moment.
17:13Beautiful.
17:14I applaud that.
17:15Was the menace your idea?
17:18The implicit menace?
17:19No.
17:19Going off to murder another backpacker.
17:21The look on my face is what's my next word?
17:24You moved seamlessly then,
17:26but then you thought you'd have a misguided crack at movies,
17:30and you appeared as an extra.
17:33It's called Blood Vessel.
17:35It's a horror film.
17:37I was not meant to be an extra, by the way.
17:39I was meant to have a speaking rap.
17:40Well, this is one of the most unnerving performances.
17:44He's a sailor.
17:45You're a sailor, and you're on the big screen,
17:47and let's see the action unfold.
17:49This is creepy.
17:53You're safe now, Miss.
17:55Anybody else make an awful lie?
17:58No.
18:01That is a man who's never touched a woman before.
18:05No.
18:06Not right there.
18:07A man who touches a woman respectfully
18:08because we don't know each other.
18:09Tuesday, you were...
18:10Well, that was the start of the hashtag Me Too movement.
18:14There was no intimacy officer on the set,
18:17and I was uncomfortable.
18:19I was meant to have a speaking part.
18:21They heard my English accent,
18:23and they said, no, you don't have to speak.
18:26I've done a bit of acting.
18:27I know you have.
18:28So much.
18:29And I just want you to pretend you're that girl,
18:31and I want you to feel how she felt as I come up to you.
18:35Keep on looking that way.
18:36And how do you feel if I do this?
18:48I feel oddly reassured in a tense situation.
18:54So it was reflected, was it not, Mick, in the credits?
18:57It was your first credited role,
18:59and it was interesting to see how...
19:02There you are, Dave Hughes' handsy sailor.
19:06Handsy.
19:07We didn't make that up.
19:11That's real.
19:12That's real.
19:13I didn't know that.
19:15Yeah, and you know, it was supposed to just be sailor.
19:18When they take the lines off you,
19:20you need to insert yourself somehow.
19:23Harvey Weinstein produced that film,
19:25and even he said it was too much.
19:27It was too much.
19:28No.
19:28You've gone too far.
19:30Wonderful Nathan Phillips produced that film.
19:31That was filmed out in Williamstown.
19:33So what you've done then is,
19:35and it's a pivot from going for roles that you couldn't handle,
19:39you then decided to put your hand up for roles
19:42that were written specifically for you.
19:44Mm.
19:45And you didn't get those roles.
19:48Yeah, I know.
19:49For you.
19:51Mate, I know.
19:51I know they were,
19:52and one of them was written by this bloke over there.
19:55Yes, it was.
19:56Who said, I'm a busy man, you know,
20:00I could have done seven or eight corporates
20:01in the two weeks I blocked out
20:04for you to look, do you a favour,
20:07and then you make me audition for the role
20:09that was written for me,
20:10and the character's name was Dave.
20:12And you didn't get it.
20:15We've got a clip.
20:16This is just a clip of what would have been you.
20:19Rolling balls with a bunch of oldies.
20:21Hard yards.
20:22They're not balls, Dave.
20:23They're bowls.
20:24You sure you don't want me to run you a Radox bath there, Chad?
20:27I mean, you look like you're aching all over.
20:29That was written for you.
20:30I know it was, mate.
20:31I actually learnt it.
20:32I could have spoken along with that.
20:34I love Samuel.
20:35He's a great actor.
20:36He is a great actor.
20:37But also,
20:37it was not the only time that it happened to you
20:40that a role had specifically been written for you
20:43and was named Dave,
20:45sometimes Dave Hughes,
20:47and yet you got it not.
20:51Why?
20:51I even have to audition.
20:53It makes me angry.
20:54What's the film called?
20:56We've got a clip here.
20:57It's Takeaway.
20:57And the character written for you
20:59is sharing the screen with Rose Byrne.
21:02Not just sharing the screen.
21:03Her love interest.
21:04Her love interest.
21:05Have a look.
21:07Hi.
21:08Hi.
21:10You're Dave, aren't you?
21:11I'm Sonia.
21:11We went to school together.
21:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:13I know.
21:14You were the smart one.
21:16Yeah.
21:16He even sounds like you.
21:18Yes.
21:18The out-damed Dave.
21:20The out-damed Dave.
21:21He ended up on Snakes on a Plane.
21:22That could have been me with Samuel L. Jackson.
21:24I think Rose still is disappointed.
21:29Amazingly versatile
21:30because you can't play yourself or other people.
21:34And that's versatile.
21:37Yes.
21:37You can't do you.
21:41I think I'm too close to me.
21:44And I think, yeah, I love me too much, you know,
21:48and I can't put me in situations where...
21:50But did you always love yourself?
21:51Part of me loved me.
21:53Part of me hated me.
21:53I used to fight with myself in my head.
21:55Let's move on to more recent times.
21:58You've tried your hand at TV again.
21:59You were on The Masked Singer.
22:01What you're most memorable for is some of the guesses
22:05that, let's be honest, were a bit outlandish.
22:08I think it's Pamela Anderson.
22:11I've got Miley Cyrus 5.
22:12That is the one and only Elon Musk.
22:15Is this Natalie Portman?
22:17Julia Gillard.
22:18You're right, sir.
22:18You see?
22:20So...
22:21That's a man fighting for survival.
22:24They were hard yards.
22:26This is my favourite guess of all time.
22:29Greta Thunberg.
22:31Who?
22:33Did you honestly think Greta Thunberg
22:35was going to, like, pop out of a cockatoo costume?
22:38You never know where Greta was going.
22:42She might have said it.
22:43Someone else is desperate for attention.
22:45I should be at school.
22:48What are you doing to my planet?
22:51I should be at school.
22:53You can mock.
22:55Let it go, Pat.
22:57I can't.
22:58She's our guest next week.
23:00It's Greta Thunberg.
23:01You can joke, but I saw this man...
23:04What are you talking about?
23:05...do an interview on the project
23:07with someone...
23:08Of that calibre.
23:09...elite.
23:10The Australian football that I follow,
23:12my team is Carlton.
23:13Oh.
23:13Could you give my team your blessing?
23:15Is this interview being meaningful?
23:17Meaningful?
23:18Oh, meaningful?
23:18Yes, this interview.
23:19Your eyes, a little bit sort of staged.
23:26What?
23:30How did that happen?
23:31The Dalai Lama got lost in my eyes.
23:33Well, the Dalai Lama said a couple of things
23:35after that interview.
23:37He said that was the worst thing to happen to him
23:39since he was exiled by China.
23:43Then said, after meeting you,
23:45it's a shame all living things are reincarnated.
23:50And he's full of love.
23:51He's not put words in the Dalai now.
23:54He is full of love.
23:55He loved that interview.
23:56Memorable fan.
23:57And yet, you had met this most noble man,
24:01this most spiritual man on the face of the planet,
24:04at the same time as you are selling
24:07every bit of your soul.
24:09You're a corporate whore.
24:12You know that from an early day,
24:14you sold your soul for commerce,
24:16and that's something that you do to this day.
24:18Just trying to keep the wolf from the door.
24:21You put your oar in the water very early in the piece.
24:24You would sell anything.
24:25Let's have a look at your very first zoot ad.
24:29Now I've got to send my chips.
24:31All of a sudden, knock, knock on the door, door.
24:33People over.
24:34Hey, here's you.
24:34What's happening?
24:35I have the twin pack too.
24:36The most fun you can have while holding a bag.
24:43What a great...
24:46I beg to differ.
24:47What a great message for the kids.
24:49What happened to Atomic Tomato?
24:52Disappointingly, I don't know if it's around.
24:53It's not around.
24:54That was the best day of my life.
24:56Georgie Park and me just hit it off,
24:57and I had some friends that they were active.
24:59But I felt like we were...
25:01You got a taste for the dollar at that stage, didn't you?
25:03It was just insatiable.
25:04It led to bigger things.
25:06What?
25:06You know what makes me angry?
25:08It's my son.
25:09And it's not because he's a truly world-class comedian.
25:12It's because he dumps his dirty washing at my place
25:15and expects me to do it.
25:17And I do.
25:19Wow.
25:23I know what you're all thinking.
25:24What a MILF.
25:27That's actually...
25:28That feels like a repressed memory, to be honest.
25:30Even I'm disturbed by that.
25:32You know what's more disturbing?
25:34It reminds me of someone in particular.
25:36It's...
25:37He does.
25:42Finally, finally I get respect.
25:44All right.
25:45There's movies coming up.
25:46Why not me?
25:47Why can't I play her?
25:47Mick, can we go to the break?
25:49On you, looking down camera one
25:51and giving you some Deli Lama eyes.
25:53We'll go to a break and back with more day news
25:55in just a moment.
25:57All right, mate.
25:58Good stuff, mate.
26:08You're doing really well.
26:10I'm really proud of you.
26:12Welcome back to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention.
26:14Kate Langville's with us.
26:16I'm really proud of you.
26:17You seem to be handling it well.
26:18Do you think?
26:19I think he needs to surrender.
26:22I'm not perfect, but I don't know anyone closer to it.
26:26All right.
26:26Our next guest may have something to say about that.
26:30I'm going to ask you, do you recognise this voice?
26:33It's 7.13.
26:34Hughie and Kate for breakfast after 8 a.m.,
26:36your chance to win tickets to see NSYNC.
26:38But right now, Hughie,
26:39why does the Deli Lama think you're such a creep?
26:43That is Ed Cavalli.
26:47Thanks for coming.
26:48Happy to be here.
26:49Thanks for being here.
26:51Hello.
26:52Hello.
26:52How are you?
26:54Great to have you out here.
26:55Thank you for coming.
26:57You know, there's a lot at stake here.
26:59This guy's middle state.
27:00It's all over the shop.
27:01This is urgent work.
27:02Can we just go back?
27:03I've just been watching backstage, Katie,
27:05and you started talking about his need for attention,
27:07and he rang me from the hospital bed,
27:10because I sent him a message that morning after he was on the radio.
27:12I heard him on the radio with you.
27:13I sent you a message.
27:14Do you remember I sent you a message?
27:15Do you remember it was just one word?
27:16Do you remember what it said?
27:17No.
27:17When you were in hospital, it said congratulations.
27:20And you rang me straight away.
27:22Did I?
27:23He said,
27:23Ed, it's the best day of my life.
27:26I'm a cross between the Anzacs and Jesus,
27:31but I've achieved more.
27:34Well, that's subjective.
27:36I'm not subjective.
27:37We need to get straight into this.
27:38You've made a list that you want to share with us tonight, Ed.
27:41What's it all about?
27:42So, Katie, you and I have known this man for a long time.
27:46We did radio together for a long, long time.
27:48You've known him for a long time.
27:49You must have some fond memories of that.
27:51No fond memories, but we are aware of his foibles.
27:57The most frustrating thing about you, beautiful Husey,
28:00is your addiction to giving things up.
28:03Over the years, so many things,
28:05he's lectured all of us about the things he's given up.
28:07Here we go.
28:08Here's a list.
28:08Here we go.
28:10Alcohol.
28:11Marijuana.
28:13Hot chips, carbs, bread, separate category.
28:18Red Bull, hot chips again.
28:19Dairy, endone, sugar.
28:22That's a tough one.
28:24Salt, cold and flu tablets.
28:26Meat.
28:27Meat.
28:27Rubbing women in sailors' outfits.
28:29Potatoes.
28:31Potatoes?
28:32Yeah, but then...
28:32He's gone too far.
28:33Potato chips, while he was doing the Sand Boy ads.
28:36Oh!
28:38This is the problem.
28:39I can't remember that, giving up potatoes.
28:41Yes, you did.
28:41I'm way back...
28:42Yes, you did.
28:43You gave up hot chips.
28:44Yes, you gave up hot chips.
28:44You gave up hot chips.
28:45Remember, every Friday night...
28:46That was the bridge too far.
28:47Every Friday night, you'd have fish and chips.
28:49Yes.
28:49And then you announced...
28:50Yes.
28:50No more chips.
28:51And you came in on Monday morning and you say,
28:53I've had hot chips and I hate myself, right?
28:56Yes.
28:57That was the title of his comedy festival show.
29:01Kate, I know I'm forgetting one.
29:02What have I left off this long list?
29:04Okay, there was a significant part of your life
29:08where you were entertained by adults.
29:14Adult entertainment.
29:15Oh, my...
29:16Oh, my God.
29:17Oh, yes.
29:18Yeah, but...
29:18He had got a new computer.
29:20Mm.
29:20And after...
29:22This is back in the day.
29:24After...
29:25I was single.
29:25After five months, he came in and he said to our beautiful son...
29:29No, it wasn't five months.
29:29It was about five weeks.
29:31No, it was about a week.
29:31About a week.
29:32And he goes...
29:33They're evil.
29:34How can you erase things off a computer?
29:36She said...
29:37She said, what do you mean, Husey?
29:39We had no secrets.
29:40We did breakfast radio.
29:41She said, I can erase it for you.
29:43I can't let you see it.
29:46She said, I need a new computer.
29:48She was a single mum.
29:49Single mum.
29:50A producer son.
29:51I think that was one of the categories.
29:55He was trying to erase.
29:58She said, she said, I don't care.
30:02I'm desperate for a new computer.
30:05I can't afford one.
30:06And what did you do, David William Hughes?
30:08Rather than give it, you threw that computer in the rubbish bin outside your flats and smashed
30:16it before it got carted.
30:17Because back in the day, the computer would have a mind of its own.
30:21So you'd turn it on.
30:22It did it.
30:23It did.
30:24And you couldn't stop it.
30:25It just popped up at you.
30:27When was this?
30:27Because I've seen you put a computer in a microwave.
30:30Yes.
30:31Oh, that was a separate incident.
30:35There was, look, it's computer.
30:36I don't know how the, yeah, I don't know.
30:38We grew up in the 70s where none of this was there.
30:41You had, there was a magazine under a bush in a park.
30:46You do remember that?
30:47And you'd go to the park and there was a bush and there was a magazine.
30:51Don't tell us what you do.
30:52Jeez, they were great.
30:55You knew it at work.
30:57You'd better go down the house.
30:59I think we know what these two guys were doing with those ointlets.
31:02But also, crucial, he gave it up.
31:05He did.
31:06Because that's what you do.
31:08You're really good at giving things up.
31:10Except when people have encouraged you to give up showbiz.
31:13That is definitely cling to.
31:15However, what are you giving up more than anything else
31:18that you've given up over the journey?
31:20What do you just keep giving up and then forget to give up again?
31:22No, I'm getting deeper in giving this up.
31:24God help me.
31:25The ego, guys.
31:26Yeah, right.
31:26It is gone on.
31:27I think we can tell so far.
31:28No, I am so, I'm so above.
31:32Not above, that's the wrong word.
31:33Above.
31:37I'm not above.
31:38No, you're sorry, I'm just above.
31:40No, I'm just like.
31:41You are ego.
31:43Please welcome the Dalai Lama, everyone.
31:46What are you doing?
31:47I'm just, mate, this is you.
31:49Are you enlightened?
31:50Yeah, I'm fully enlightened.
31:53I reckon I'm full.
31:54Yeah, well, I'd say go back to masturbation.
31:57You can do both.
32:00No, just don't worry.
32:02Don't worry about anything.
32:03There's nothing to worry about.
32:05There's nothing to worry about.
32:07Okay.
32:07That's interesting.
32:09So if that's the case, how do you explain the way you support the Carlton football club?
32:16So this seems to fly right in the face.
32:19Of what you are saying right now.
32:20So you're so zen and you don't care.
32:22Why don't we have a look at you and watch the Carlton football club?
32:26What?
32:26I'm dead.
32:27I'm dead.
32:28I'm dead.
32:28I'm dead.
32:29I'm dragging it.
32:30You can't.
32:31I'm dead.
32:32I'm dead.
32:33I'm dead.
32:34I'm dead.
32:37I'm dead.
32:38I'm dead.
32:38I'm dead.
32:39I'm dead.
32:40I'm dead.
32:41I'm dead.
32:42I'm dead.
32:43I'm dead.
32:44My final hurdle with the Carlton football club, as I saw some of their pre-season training
32:49and I thought, if they don't care, why do I?
32:53Well, you're so bad the Carlton football club have distanced themselves.
32:56That is true.
32:57I don't get invited to anything.
32:58Can't you?
32:58Let's have a look at your behaviour at the ground.
33:00Watching your team play.
33:02He's gone.
33:02Leaving early.
33:03See you.
33:04See you.
33:04See you.
33:06No, that's...
33:08That's a quarter time.
33:10That was with 30 seconds to go.
33:12Our team left at half time of that game.
33:13I'm going to tell you.
33:15Think I'm being by Richmond.
33:16All right.
33:17Calm down.
33:17Your work here is done, Ed.
33:19Thank you for coming on and trying to help sort out...
33:21It's God's work.
33:23It's God's work.
33:24Please thank Ed Cavill.
33:25Thank you all very much.
33:26You're doing everything.
33:27Give him a cuddle.
33:28Give him a cuddle.
33:30We'll be back with more intervention in just a moment.
33:33You've got it.
33:33You've got it.
33:34Well done.
33:36Thanks, Ed.
33:42I think it's going well.
33:44So, you know, I think it's going well.
33:46I think we're making progress.
33:49Welcome back to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Dimension.
33:51Kate Langbrook, you're doing a great job,
33:52and I can tell how much love you have for this egghead.
33:55Can you?
33:56She doesn't always answer my question.
33:58Look, I love you, Dave.
33:59I really do.
34:01Yes.
34:01Tonight, we're trying to make you a better person.
34:04It's all mine, man.
34:05So, I'm going to ask you to identify a voice.
34:08We're going to bring on someone you know well,
34:10and you tell me if you know who it is.
34:13Dave, please stop buying houses without asking me.
34:17That could only be one person.
34:19Your beautiful wife, Holly.
34:20Bring her out.
34:20Holly, please let us.
34:24Lovely to meet you again.
34:27Have a seat.
34:28Holly, thanks for joining us.
34:30And I know you're on board with what we're trying to do here tonight.
34:33Yes.
34:33There's so much to get through, but just to be clear,
34:37did he buy a house without telling you?
34:39Two.
34:42Two houses.
34:43Wow.
34:43Well, let's have a...
34:43What was the first one?
34:45Oh, that's actually...
34:45The first one is the house.
34:46Oh, there it is.
34:46Oh, there it is, yeah.
34:47It's the house we now live in, and he didn't even...
34:50He didn't want it either, did you?
34:52No.
34:53And you went to an auction?
34:54I wasn't going...
34:54I was going to get some milk going.
34:58But I saw the auction sign, and so I was like, let's have a look at an auction.
35:03Just for fun.
35:04Just for fun.
35:05No, because a guy down the road told me, I said, what's this going to go for?
35:09And he said that a certain amount, and I said, oh, yeah, all right.
35:11He said, I've had an offer for a certain amount.
35:13And I said, all right.
35:14And so when the bidding started way below that offer, I'm like, well, I want to have
35:17a few bids.
35:18Just to get the juices flowing.
35:21Yes.
35:22But then, yeah, someone...
35:23The guy I was bidding against said, I can't beat you.
35:25And I'm like, oh, God, I reckon you can.
35:28And he just pulled out, and they said, sold.
35:31And then I'm like, oh, no, this is not good.
35:34How did he tell you?
35:35Like, he comes home, and he says to you...
35:38He called me, and he said, babe, something really strange has just happened.
35:43This house had no back fence, so I came into the house to sign the paper, and they all
35:49knew that I didn't want this house.
35:51And then I said, I just need to ring my wife, and I went out in the backyard, and there
35:54was
35:54no fence, so I'm in a laneway, and I'm like...
35:56And then I turned around, and there was a real estate agent behind me, because he thought
35:59I was going to do a run-up.
36:01So, yeah, it was a very stressful time.
36:04But we ended up renovating, rebuilding that house, and we now live there.
36:08And you lived there for a while, too.
36:09Yeah, we stayed there for a little while.
36:10In fact, it was quite handy to have this rich, idiot friend who kept buying a house.
36:16It was brilliant.
36:18Yes.
36:18Well, what was the second house?
36:19Well, the second time, you might remember, Mick, was on the block.
36:22And he went to look at the house.
36:24Yeah, I don't like that headline.
36:27Yeah.
36:28Okay, Holly, you had said explicitly to Husey when he told you that he'd spent $3 million
36:35on the block.
36:35On a block house?
36:36On a house built by amateurs?
36:37Yes.
36:40Like contestants.
36:41Yeah, you know, exactly.
36:43What was your one thing that you said to him?
36:45I said, please don't make it public.
36:47It's a bit embarrassing.
36:49And then that was the headline.
36:52We were on the phone call when she, and I had Scotty Cam next to me, and I'm like,
36:56I'm feeling like we're being filmed right now.
36:58They have invited him to every auction since.
37:00I think they're hoping for a second time.
37:02We all love a fool at an auction.
37:04Can I just say this?
37:05That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the block, and that's a big call.
37:10Yeah, and I was not...
37:11The stupidest.
37:11Oh, it was stressful.
37:12To buy a house.
37:13Yeah.
37:13Have you still owned the house?
37:15Yeah, it's, yeah, hello to the renters.
37:19We still own the house, and, you know, it may have gone up in value, hopefully.
37:23But, yeah, it's a tough time in Melbourne real estate.
37:26Any other large purchases he's made without consulting you beforehand?
37:30I think probably the most recent one is the podcast van, which was purchased...
37:36I've got to stop you there.
37:37Okay.
37:37What is a podcast van?
37:40Yeah.
37:41What is it?
37:41Well, at the moment, it's a derelict van.
37:44It looks like someone lives in it.
37:46But also, Hugh, he doesn't have a podcast.
37:48No, Katie, despite owning a podcast van for almost two years.
37:52Right, right, right.
37:53I think I know why there's a podcast being made in there, because I took a photo of the
37:59back of the podcast van.
38:02No.
38:04No.
38:05No, that's...
38:07What have you done to my van?
38:08No, it's not...
38:09That's another one of his addictions.
38:11You need to clean that up.
38:12No, I'm not on meth.
38:15And no one...
38:16That's...
38:17Yeah, I will use that van at some point.
38:19So...
38:19And I've just got to...
38:20The battery's flat.
38:22No, it will go somewhere, but now it's also...
38:26What about a podcast?
38:26Any chance of a podcast?
38:28Look, I wanted to be self-sufficient and do everything myself and just do the whole lot.
38:34And I just...
38:35I haven't...
38:35I don't know how to use the buttons.
38:38I'm going to do it, though.
38:39Oh, that's going to happen.
38:40Yeah, absolutely.
38:41That will happen.
38:42It's unregistered at the moment, too, which is annoying, but...
38:45So many issues.
38:45We don't care.
38:46No.
38:48Are you living beyond your means?
38:50I wouldn't have thought so.
38:51And I mean this...
38:51Well, why are you stealing petrol?
38:53Why would you say I'm...
38:54Oh, I know, because there was a news report covering it.
38:56Last week, a console operator at this Melbourne service station was forced to leap onto the
39:01bonnet of comedian Dave Hughes' car to stop him driving off without pain.
39:12Were you in the podcast band?
39:15What are you doing?
39:16I can't remember that.
39:17That's a real story.
39:18That's true.
39:18We didn't make that up.
39:19I remember that.
39:20Yeah, that happened.
39:21Do you remember that?
39:22I do vaguely remember that.
39:23A lot happens.
39:25But...
39:26We're busy people.
39:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:28So you forget to pay.
39:30I mean, it was probably an overreaction.
39:31But what I liked about the story is you did your Delo Lima eyes one more time.
39:35Just have a look at those.
39:38Look, it's, yeah, pay for your petrol.
39:40Holly, you wanted to mention, too, would you describe Dave as a workaholic?
39:45Oh, definitely.
39:46He's definitely a workaholic, yep.
39:47I think that's probably the current...
39:48So what's he doing?
39:49Does he just not like coming home?
39:51Well, I mean, it has...
39:52That accusation has been levelled.
39:54I love coming home.
39:55I really do.
39:56And if I could do...
39:57Yeah, but you're like a sailor who's been away for six months.
40:00Yeah.
40:00They love coming home as well.
40:02No.
40:02They impregnate their wife and they leave.
40:05To be honest, I wanted to have four kids.
40:08You wanted to have...
40:08You would have had heaps of kids.
40:10He was never there.
40:13No, we honestly, she...
40:16Originally, I didn't even want kids, really, did I?
40:18I knew I wanted kids straight away.
40:19But then we had three and I was enjoying it so much.
40:22I thought, because they're really good material for your stand-up.
40:26He will never cancel a gig, correct?
40:28That is correct.
40:29He has done some gigs in pretty horrific states, haven't you?
40:33He did a gig once wearing...
40:34What, Tasmania?
40:37Tasmania's beautiful.
40:39Take that back.
40:40They're great people.
40:41What did he say?
40:41He did one what?
40:42You did a gig once wearing...
40:44Do you remember?
40:45A nappy.
40:45So, yeah.
40:46So, I'm going to stop you there.
40:48So, why were you wearing a nappy?
40:50I had gastro...
40:51Again, I was going to Adelaide and I said,
40:55no, I'm blaming my wife because I said,
40:58I don't think I can get on that.
40:58Just cancel the gig, mate.
41:00No, she handed me a packet of Depends and said,
41:02get on that plane.
41:08I'm with you on that.
41:09Wearing a nappy is not a stupid idea.
41:13Really?
41:14Have you done that?
41:16Have I tried?
41:17Do they work?
41:18Yeah.
41:18Give me a sec.
41:21Okay.
41:25Okay, I'm going to leave you there.
41:27Holly, can you stick around?
41:29We've got more to unpack with this guy.
41:31I think he's worth the effort.
41:32He's worth the struggle.
41:33More intervention.
41:36Glenn, cut it out.
41:37After this.
41:38Good night.
41:51I think it's all helpful.
41:53Maybe we can make a significant change.
41:55Welcome back to Glenn and Nick's celebrity intervention.
41:59Dave Hughes, the subject of tonight's intervention.
42:01I think it's going okay.
42:02What do you think, Glenn?
42:04I think it's going well, but we just had a chat about nappies.
42:08And?
42:08And everything was okay when you did it.
42:10Yeah.
42:11I wore the nappy on stage.
42:13Was it necessary?
42:14No.
42:15Okay.
42:15That's enough.
42:16It made me confident.
42:17But I showed the crowd at my gig.
42:20I'm wearing a nappy thinking they'd think it was funny.
42:22They thought it was really weird.
42:24Oh, by the way, your wife Holly's here.
42:27Yes.
42:27Listening to this conversation.
42:29And she must.
42:30Are you marvelling at the prince among men that you married, Holly?
42:33I was actually just thinking, Katie, that we have also known each other for 24 years because
42:38it's been 24 years since we met.
42:41And it's a very long time.
42:42How did you meet?
42:43We actually met at a bar.
42:45What was it that you liked about Dave?
42:47It was actually, I do have a diary here.
42:50Oh, my God.
42:51I didn't tell you exactly.
42:52Here we go.
42:53This is a real diary.
42:54A proper diary.
42:55This is real.
42:55I did.
42:56I kept a proper diary.
42:57She's been reading it to the kids.
42:58I have not been reading it to the kids.
42:59You have.
43:00So this is actually a month after we started dating.
43:02This is the 21st of June.
43:04So I'm talking about a nice message you sent me.
43:06And then I said, isn't that lovely?
43:07I'm so glad because I do like him and I really want to get to know him.
43:12I find him intriguing and very attractive.
43:15And then I've said, there are a few potential problems.
43:18And I've ABC'd them.
43:27Oh, ouch.
43:29And C, his career always comes first.
43:32Can I just say something?
43:34Anne Frank's diary was more optimistic than this.
43:39I really do feel this diary should be called the Book of Red Flags.
43:47But can I say, she looks exactly like she did in 2002 and I look 150 years old.
43:52I think she's sucking the life out of me.
43:57Well, Dave, why don't we have a look at your diary from the same period?
44:04My diary?
44:04Oh, yeah.
44:05As long as you don't talk about her sucking the life out of me.
44:08We're not on for that.
44:10Last night was a quiet night.
44:11Only eight gigs.
44:14Heaps of people came up afterwards, though, and said I was great.
44:18Briefly, I was elated.
44:19But the emptiness were turned soon.
44:22Oh, also went on a date with some girl called Holly.
44:26No, I...
44:27That is not on.
44:28No, but I was...
44:31I knew very quickly I'd found the love of my life and she has kept me grounded all these years.
44:36And I would often...
44:37I remember coming on one night and saying the crowd said I was amazing tonight and she said,
44:41people are kind, aren't they?
44:45It's funny.
44:45He reads from your diary.
44:47I've got your diary here.
44:48What?
44:50Oh, no.
44:52This is abominable.
44:53I hope Holly's not sucking the life out of you, Nick.
44:56It said, the voices in my head are telling me to kill again.
45:03There you go.
45:05Wow.
45:06And that was written about half an hour ago, just before this show started.
45:11I wanted to ask you a question, Dave.
45:13Is it true you forget your anniversary?
45:17I have.
45:18I remember Holly once said, what are we going to do tonight?
45:21It's New Year's Eve.
45:22And I said, you know, I don't care about New Year's Eve.
45:24And then she said, it's our wedding anniversary.
45:28Which is odd.
45:29How did you forget?
45:31Because it's a busy day.
45:34You had a couple of gigs on.
45:35You had a couple of gigs on.
45:36Something else we know about you, Dave, is you don't mind giving out a lot of advice to people.
45:42To comedians in particular, and there are comedians out there who would like to confirm this fact.
45:48The first year I ever did Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala,
45:51I was backstage getting my makeup done next to Husey, and I said, Husey, I'm nervous.
45:56The first time I've ever done this gig.
45:58And he said, don't be nervous, because none of this matters.
46:02I'm always so excited to see Husey, because he looks like he doesn't have long to live.
46:07Husey's given me one piece of advice.
46:09Having kids is great.
46:10It's awesome.
46:11And the best thing is doing stand-up, if you get sick of your family, you can go out and
46:14just say,
46:15you've got a gig.
46:15I go out six nights a week.
46:17Husey and I got into a little bit of a disagreement about climate protesters.
46:23He then proceeded to send me the following text messages.
46:26Consumerism by humans in general is leading to the Earth's destruction.
46:29It's madness.
46:30We are the cancer that will end ourselves.
46:33Merry Christmas.
46:36Just get some help, man.
46:38Wow.
46:39Wow.
46:39What is wrong with you?
46:41You are Dalai Lama-like, mate.
46:43We had some recessions.
46:45All right, we're going to go to a break.
46:47And when we come back, well, we're getting close to making big decisions with you.
46:52More with Dave Hughes in just a moment.
47:09Welcome back to Glenn and Mitch's Celebrity and Dimension.
47:12It's time to wrap things up and check in.
47:14You've been wonderful tonight because I know this means a lot to you.
47:17Do you know it's been a long time coming?
47:19It's been a long time coming.
47:20How do you feel it went, Dave?
47:22It's been hurtful.
47:27Have you learned anything tonight?
47:28Some learnings.
47:29Always learning.
47:30Never stop learning.
47:31Like what?
47:31What?
47:32Yeah.
47:33Name one.
47:34Oh, I still look good on TV.
47:38I never stop learning.
47:39Never stop learning.
47:40Life will always teach you a lesson.
47:42You know, you think you're going to Glenn's place to get some massage.
47:46And look where you end up.
47:47Surrounded by loved ones and people who care about you.
47:50Yes.
47:50And want you to be the best you.
47:52Now, I thought, just before we go, we've got some people at the back who you have not seen in
47:58a long, long time who would like to pay their respects to you.
48:03Are you up for that?
48:04Well, I love catching up with old friends.
48:07All right.
48:07Well, bring out your children.
48:08Here they are.
48:09I love you.
48:10Let's bring up with young people.
48:13I love you.
48:15All right.
48:17Nice to meet you.
48:20All right.
48:21All right.
48:23Okay.
48:24Okay.
48:25Do you remember the names?
48:26No.
48:26I know the names.
48:28The kids have got the name tags on it.
48:30And Rafferty, and the name tag's actually making me question myself.
48:33So, no, I know their names.
48:35I really do.
48:36No, and they're all great people.
48:38And, yeah, good on you.
48:39And thanks for, you know.
48:42You know, what I love about them turning up on this show
48:45is it means they might actually watch it.
48:48It's great for you to be here.
48:50Love you, girls.
48:51And, Baron Trump, it's great to see you here.
48:57That's some tall timber right there.
49:01Come out the front.
49:02We're going to say goodbye.
49:03Come down here, kids.
49:05Let's do it out the front.
49:08We've made a lot of ground tonight.
49:09Good on you, bro.
49:10Thank you for being a part of Dave Hughes and the family.
49:17Oh, wow.
49:25I thought that went really well.
49:27Mate, it was tough love, but you know what?
49:29I liked it.
49:29I really like the massage you gave me, actually.
49:31It was really nice.
49:32But can we go back to your house and get that cream, though?
49:34Because I am still itchy, man.
49:35Still itchy.
49:36Yes.
49:37I'm a bit itchy, too.
49:38Is it contagious?
49:39I don't know.
49:41Yeah, well, anyway, let's go.
49:42We'll go on the Podomaville or whatever it's called.
49:44You've got enough cream.
49:47What are you doing to my planet?
49:54What are you doing to my planet?
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