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00:01Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:05Orgasm? Yeah. Why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:08It's not hard for me to say orgasm. I can say orgasm.
00:11Orgasm. See? Just, are you still drunk?
00:14Okay, yeah. Let's do this.
00:19I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but you shouldn't.
00:23I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:28Okay? It's just a means to an end.
00:30Okay? It means to an end.
00:33Got it.
00:36I was raped.
00:39Wow, okay. There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:44It happened in high school. I was drunk at a party.
00:47That's why I don't like drinking in public.
00:49Oh, shit.
00:49No, no. See, what you're doing right now is dwelling, and I need you to just breeze past this part,
00:53okay?
00:53Focus up, Graham. Are you breezing?
00:55Yeah, I'm breezing. I'm breezing.
00:56Okay, I'm fine. Really, I'm okay.
00:58I had a lovely therapist. Her name was Carol.
01:01She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:06She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:09Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with a guy.
01:15I mean, on my own, sure, fine. Fireworks.
01:17But, yeah, not with someone else.
01:21And things are going really well with Justin.
01:23He texted me, saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:26And we all know what that means.
01:29I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:32I want to be ready.
01:33So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
01:38Lower stakes?
01:39A friend.
01:40That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
01:42So, yeah, what do you think?
01:51Wow, okay.
01:52That was a lot.
01:53Sorry.
01:54I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
01:57No one at Briar knows.
01:58Not even Ellie?
02:00Just you.
02:02Wow.
02:04Yeah.
02:06Look, I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:10Okay, I'm not fragile.
02:11I don't need your pity.
02:12I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:13I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:16Okay, a thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:21You know, it's just...
02:22A means to an end.
02:24Exactly.
02:25Okay.
02:26I'll do it.
02:29Really?
02:30You will?
02:31Of course.
02:32You're my friend and you need me.
02:40Did you mean now?
02:41No, no, not now.
02:43I have a glass.
02:46Um, later?
02:48Tonight?
02:50Tonight it is.
03:01I don't understand.
03:03Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:04Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge sick town?
03:08We welcome you to our brotherhood, sweet tuck.
03:10Okay?
03:11And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
03:16And all I ask is that you take care of that one little rape until I ask you to stop.
03:20That's it?
03:20That's it, bud.
03:21It's so simple.
03:22Yeah, I can do that.
03:25Guys, I gotta be honest, I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across canvas or frost my
03:29tips.
03:29No.
03:30Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
03:32Would your brother do something like that to you?
03:33I guess not, man.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Okay, yeah.
03:35Well, thanks, y'all.
03:36This is gonna be really good.
03:37Well, just one last thing.
03:39Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
03:43Wait, what do you mean by that?
03:44Yo.
03:45I don't know.
03:46Go on.
03:47Good luck, sweet tuck.
03:49There's a part where you run.
03:51No, okay.
03:52Come on.
03:53Yellow, yellow page.
03:56Yellow, yellow.
03:59Intrigue.
03:59This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:01But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:05Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
04:07I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse to verse.
04:11Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
04:13Uh, let's try.
04:17Do you have a favorite song?
04:18Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
04:22Ah, see?
04:23What you just did.
04:25When your whole body relaxed.
04:26Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
04:28No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
04:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
04:35Exactly.
04:35How it made you feel.
04:37You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
04:42It creates memories.
04:44It etches them into our bones.
04:46If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
04:51That's what the judges want.
04:53You gotta let us in.
04:56Wow.
04:56That was really good advice.
04:58I know.
04:58I shouldn't be a teacher.
05:05I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there, but she was like dark brown instead
05:10of tan.
05:10I think we should break up.
05:13Okay.
05:16Wait.
05:17Sorry.
05:17What?
05:18Okay.
05:20I just ended a two-year relationship.
05:21I mean, maybe you did.
05:23Also, maybe not.
05:25No, I definitely did.
05:27Because I was there, and it was three seconds ago.
05:29How many times are you going to do this to me?
05:30Do what?
05:30What are you talking about?
05:31Your whole Allie's breakup and five-act cycle.
05:33You go through the same stages every time.
05:35First, surprise fight Allie, which I can safely say we're in right now.
05:38Then, eats her feelings Allie, just throw her three bags of hot Cheetos.
05:41Followed by raging diva Allie.
05:42I start titling things like, these are things I haven't.
05:44These are not things I haven't.
05:44Then, complete and total breakdown Allie has a, well, that one's self-explanatory, right?
05:48In the grand finale, late night phone call Allie, where you beg me to take you back.
05:52That is not what I do.
05:53That is exactly what you do.
05:54I know you're better than anyone else in the world, Al.
05:56I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
05:58I know that you're out of chapstick.
05:59Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over, and I know that you love me, and I
06:05love you.
06:06So that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
06:10No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
06:13You can't just opt out.
06:14Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
06:17but you will because you always do.
06:19And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
06:22because I can't imagine my life without you.
06:26It's not fair to me, Al.
06:29Sean, I need you to hear me.
06:31I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
06:34This is it.
06:35We're just going in different directions.
06:36And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
06:42I'm not going to call you.
06:45Okay.
06:49And I'm not at a chapstick.
06:52Yes, you are.
06:54See you in 36 hours.
07:05I'm not at a chapstick.
07:15Shit.
07:16That's right.
07:17You can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
07:19No, yeah, I'm not.
07:20No, thanks.
07:24I'm talking with you, Graham.
07:25I know.
07:28Right.
07:38Okay, what's going on?
07:40Look, Dean, you're, uh, you're kind of, well...
07:45You've been with a good amount of women.
07:48I always knew this day would come.
07:49Well, Garrett, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
07:51All right, sure, I forget.
07:52Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
07:53I'm listening.
07:56Is there something going on with Hannah?
07:58No.
07:59Uh, not Hannah, someone else.
08:02She wants me to do this, uh, this thing.
08:06Do all the things, bro.
08:08Do them all.
08:09I just, just, it's kind of a big thing.
08:12It's really important to her.
08:14She's, like, trusting me.
08:15James, Hannah the Virgin.
08:16What?
08:17No.
08:18Damn, don't.
08:21Don't, don't make this weird.
08:22Bye.
08:25This doesn't leave a waiver.
08:26We're not actually having this conversation.
08:29It's just that I, uh, I really want it to be good.
08:32For her.
08:33If it's her first time, she might not come.
08:35Not an option, Jessica.
08:36Respect.
08:37Well, there, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
08:39The single, most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
08:44The single, trust, that's it.
08:47She's just gotta feel completely safe.
08:50Like, completely relaxed.
08:51But consent is key.
08:52And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
08:55So you just, you just can figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
09:00I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this.
09:05Well, she asked you who she thinks you are.
09:07Which is fucking hard.
09:10Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Talking five plays, six plays.
09:15Yeah, go.
09:16You know, right?
09:17Good talk, man.
09:18Great talk.
09:21Sorry, I was, uh, Justin.
09:24Hi.
09:25Excuse me, you're wasting my attention.
09:26Sorry, yeah, I was just on my phone.
09:28It's like you didn't get a story about it.
09:31My advisor really likes this song, mostly.
09:33Yeah, mostly.
09:34Yeah, he has some notes, but, uh, it's getting there.
09:37Cool.
09:38Uh, you, uh, never replied to my text.
09:40Do you want to come over later and work on this help?
09:42Um, definitely yes, but, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we
09:47dive into it.
09:49Um, rain check?
09:50Rain check, yeah.
09:52Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
09:53Cool.
09:54Cool.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Yeah, bye.
09:57Thank you, just bye.
09:58Bye, bye.
10:03Bye, bye.
10:04You want to let's go see a show
10:06You ran away, let's touch and go
10:08You're scared of love, where aren't we all?
10:11Where aren't we all?
10:21I know that you started to feel what I feel
10:25I can tell cause you talk
10:27My head, I've been
10:29Why you couldn't die to me
10:36Is that a dress?
10:37Oh, yes
10:38Yeah
10:41Um, we didn't say seven, right?
10:45Yeah
10:46Oh, come on up
10:55Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing
11:00Literally anything else?
11:03Maybe
11:07Take this
11:10Uh, you don't need to turn around
11:18You're about to see me naked
11:20Yeah
11:21But not until you want me to
11:41All clear
11:45My gown's my thing now
11:46Definitely
11:51Uh, yeah
11:52So, are we gonna
11:55Do it now?
11:56Well, uh
11:57I mean, as romantic as that is
12:00Um, here
12:02Why don't you pick a song to play?
12:04Um, just, uh, set the mood a little
12:06Set the mood
12:07Ew, that's awful
12:08I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth
12:12I had people say that
12:14Okay, let me see
12:18Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
12:20Which one?
12:21Shh
12:26I'm setting the mood
12:33You're actually proving my point
12:34The mood is set
12:35Is that right?
12:36Please
12:36This song is so sexy
12:38It makes me want to do a sexy little dance
12:41What is happening to me?
12:43The groove
12:44It's taking over
12:47Look
12:49You're feeling it too
12:51Oh
12:54Okay
12:56Oh yeah
12:57That's terrible
12:57I love it
13:01Baby, baby
13:02She loves me
13:03I feel in this whole mind
13:06I wanna take you
13:07I love you
13:08Could not be a man
13:10I feel right
13:11I'm back my time
13:14And now I'm back from you
13:16For some money
13:17To give me love like you
13:21I ain't the way that's wrong
13:23Baby, baby
13:24I'm back my time
13:26I'm back my time
13:37I'm back my time
13:48I feel like I'm back my day
13:50I feel like you've got a minute
13:50I love you
13:58I feel like I'm back my time
13:58I love you
13:59I know
13:59I'm back my daughter
14:00I love you
14:01I love you
14:02I love you
14:02I love you
15:06This is what happens.
15:10I'm in it.
15:11I'm having fun.
15:12I feel good.
15:15And then I just zoom out.
15:18I leave my body.
15:21It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going,
15:24what is wrong with you?
15:27Nothing.
15:29Nothing is wrong with you.
15:32What if I...
15:37What if I'm broken?
15:39You're not broken, I'll see.
15:42You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
15:45No, but I do trust you.
15:48I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
15:50But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
15:54So...
15:55If you're not there yet,
15:58that sounds completely normal.
16:01Well, I thought that was so surprisingly deep.
16:07I do have another idea.
16:09I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
16:13Yeah, okay, sure.
16:16Instead of me giving you an orgasm,
16:20why don't you give yourself one?
16:24That's not going to prove anything.
16:25I do that all the time.
16:27I do that to you?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Good.
16:32Then...
16:32show me.
16:44Show me.
16:47And I'll show you.
16:54I'll show you.
17:19I'll show you.
17:21I'll show you.
18:03Stay here.
18:05Stay with me.
18:21Stay here.
18:35Oh, my God.
18:37I did it.
18:44Thanks.
18:46No, no.
18:49I think that was...
18:51Thanks.
19:02So what now?
19:08Wrong Shakespeare?
19:09Who's drunk?
19:10Like, the actors or the audience?
19:11Everyone.
19:12Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with a ghost of his own father.
19:16Yikes.
19:16Yeah.
19:17I wish Ally luck for you.
19:18Yeah.
19:20Jackpot.
19:22Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta set up.
19:26Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
19:28Uh, yum.
19:29All right, give me.
19:30Yeah, you want one?
19:31This guy with bacon on it.
19:31All right.
19:43I told you that was a sexy song.
19:45I'm going to say I'm surprised.
19:46It's one of your most plain.
19:47It kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
19:51Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
19:59But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
20:02Yeah, she sounds cool.
20:03Yeah, she was cool.
20:04She had a huge record collection.
20:06She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too...
20:11intense.
20:15How do you feel when you listen to that song?
20:18Why do you ask?
20:19It was just something my advisor said.
20:21Uh, I guess...
20:24Um, it makes me feel bold.
20:26Bold?
20:27Yeah, I like to just say, I like you.
20:30Deal with it.
20:31That's badass.
20:31Yeah, it is badass.
20:38You know, I was thinking...
20:43Sorry.
20:44Uh, where were I?
20:45Uh, I actually probably should go.
20:48Uh, are you sure?
20:49Yeah, yeah.
20:50I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
20:53Yeah, uh...
20:55But, uh, thank you for your service.
20:58It's much appreciated.
21:01Is it Susan?
21:03Yeah, okay, um...
21:04I'll text you.
21:12So, Garrett made you come?
21:13Yep.
21:13Then you're not freaking out, no?
21:15Uh, and you broke up with Sean?
21:17Yeah.
21:17And you're not freaking out, no?
21:19Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
21:23No.
21:23I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
21:25Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley,
21:28and then complete and total breakdown Alley,
21:30and then next thing you know, I'll be insurance queen of Dorset Vermont Alley.
21:33God help us all.
21:34No, I promised myself.
21:35This has to be the last time.
21:37It has to stick.
21:38I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
21:39Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
21:43I believe you.
21:44Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
21:47This isn't his sweatshirt.
21:50Um...
21:54Oh, my God!
21:56I am a woman possessed!
21:58Man, you gotta help me.
21:59I lied.
22:00I already ate the Cheetos.
22:01I licked the back.
22:02Like, who's that?
22:03Who's that?
22:03Is it Garrett?
22:04Is it Justin?
22:05Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the Incode Web that is your love life.
22:09Uh, it's...
22:10So you're still into him?
22:12Of course I am.
22:13I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
22:16Well, yeah, but I might be differentized by Garrett.
22:19I'd be the first.
22:20Yeah.
22:22Okay.
22:23I'll admit it.
22:24The night was kind of perfect.
22:26Garrett made me feel really safe.
22:28And a lot of really, really good other things, but...
22:32Doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
22:34No, you gotta take him at face, Alley.
22:35Right, exactly.
22:37And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
22:40Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
22:45It's just an arrangement between friends.
22:47Yeah.
22:47And this won't make your friendship weird at all.
22:50We had a plan.
22:51The plan worked.
22:53There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
22:55It was so weird.
22:57Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
23:00Logan, this is Bernardo.
23:02Protect him with your life.
23:03Why do you care how the night ended it?
23:05Because he didn't want it to end.
23:07What?
23:07You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious.
23:14Hey, does Logan seem up to you guys today?
23:16What do you mean?
23:16I don't know.
23:17Bunch of missed passes, flip the goal, stuff like that.
23:19What?
23:19No, not you.
23:20Bernie.
23:20What do you mean?
23:21What's obvious?
23:21You're right there, dude.
23:22Fuck.
23:23I think you're right.
23:24He's all over the place.
23:24Shut up, Joe.
23:25I should tell her.
23:26Yep.
23:27Like today?
23:28Yep.
23:29Shit.
23:30He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
23:31Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
23:32Here you go.
23:33Fuck, Bernardo.
23:34Who?
23:37Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
23:38Yeah.
23:38Bernardo.
23:39Amazing, I'm there.
23:40Hold this for Brady.
23:43Why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
23:44We are not going anywhere.
23:46If Bernie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
23:48How do you feel about her?
23:50Finally.
23:51I'm telling you there's a real new G.
23:52We're all fucking balsy and I mean she's good for you.
23:56No!
23:57Bernardo!
23:58Ow!
23:58Okay.
23:59We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
24:08Okay.
24:08Dramatic entrance.
24:09Whatever.
24:10Seriously.
24:11It's your damage, Heather.
24:12Nothing.
24:13Just a shitty practice.
24:14Really?
24:15That's it?
24:16Yeah.
24:16That's it.
24:18Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes
24:21and just made me look bad.
24:24I see what's happening.
24:25This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
24:27What?
24:28That's...
24:29I...
24:30I don't...
24:32Convincing.
24:33Don't bother.
24:33I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
24:35This is so like you.
24:36You want things you can't have.
24:37No, I don't.
24:37You need a fucking wake-up call.
24:39Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
24:41You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
24:43Jules, I get it.
24:44You've been passed over twice in the draft.
24:45Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
24:48And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
24:50At the garage.
24:51Forever.
24:53Is that what you want?
24:55No, it's not what I fucking want.
24:57I'm just saying.
24:58If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
25:12This mingle with the audience before the show, shtick, is such hacky student director bullshit.
25:17It's immersive, we're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
25:19Give me a fucking wake-
25:19Wait, whoa, babe.
25:20Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Deep Valley.
25:22Maybe you've turned the corner into Cunceville.
25:25I'm so sorry.
25:26I didn't mean that.
25:27No, it's okay.
25:28It's your first show of wire without Sean.
25:30Yeah, you just really so calmed me down, you know?
25:32I'm kind of nervous.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Maybe it is making me a little bit of a-
25:36Catherine, don't touch a prop, there's no dirt.
25:39There's people everywhere you go, there's people on the bars.
25:43There's people on the road away, strong little people cars.
25:47There's people walking out of the road.
25:50What are you doing here?
25:57I'm glad you're here, but-
25:58I'm a part of recruiting you.
25:59You have to steal this from Taco.
26:01Spock!
26:01Oh, my God.
26:02Sorry?
26:03I'm kidding you.
26:04How old is he?
26:04Hey.
26:05Jordan?
26:06Justin?
26:07Oh, right.
26:07Yeah, sir.
26:08My bad.
26:09What's up, Dean?
26:09Uh, Owen, Dean, drag you here?
26:11Yeah, man.
26:12Well, you know, Dean, he's persuasive.
26:14What about you, bro?
26:15You're big Shakespeare about it, or what?
26:16Not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so, you're right in.
26:20She did?
26:21She did.
26:23Except the show's starting.
26:25Yeah.
26:25Do you want to go to sit?
26:27Can't you sit free?
26:29Yeah, yeah, we should probably sit.
26:30Yeah.
26:31See you around, man.
26:32Yeah, brother.
26:41Yeah, brother.
26:46Come on, bitches.
26:47Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
26:50A Midsummer Night's Scree!
26:57Now, virgins ought to find drunk Shakespeare scary.
27:01If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
27:03If there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks,
27:06when an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
27:10Oh, that looks sad.
27:12Yeah.
27:13What?
27:14What?
27:17No.
27:18I'm so sorry, everyone.
27:19It seems that the actors that we're going to play,
27:22our four young lovers,
27:23have all been struck by, uh, terrible affliction.
27:26True love?
27:27No, gonorrhea.
27:29Oh!
27:33We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
27:37You.
27:38You go.
27:39Would you look at this couple?
27:43Give it up for, uh, Hermione.
27:45Nice and go!
27:53Quiltz, I love this.
27:56Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
28:01Me, here, grab.
28:01I want to be in the show.
28:03Sure.
28:03Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
28:05Come on.
28:06Come here, pookie.
28:07That's okay.
28:07No, I'm all right.
28:08Here I am.
28:09All right.
28:10Come on, give it up.
28:11All right.
28:11All right.
28:12All right.
28:18Now, we just need a Helena.
28:19She's a real messy bitch
28:21who wants to get in Demetrius's pants.
28:24Can anyone be raised?
28:29Allow me.
28:31Knock it.
28:31I'm going to wait to be pants.
28:33That is messy.
28:34Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
28:36He's from the game, right?
28:37Leanna.
28:38Please, everyone knows who brought him up down, Derek Graham.
28:41Uh, no.
28:41No, I didn't lock him.
28:43I mean, we're not locked.
28:45He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
28:47Is there some drugs?
28:49All right, Hermia.
28:50Let's get you all caught up.
28:53All right.
28:53You're in love with Lysander.
28:57But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
29:05What say you, Hermia?
29:08But daddy, I love him.
29:11Daddy, she loves him.
29:15Say that you love me.
29:20After this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals P.S.
29:24So, feel free to help yourselves to our web bar.
29:28Okay.
29:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
29:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
29:37Do what?
29:38You're broadening your horizons.
29:40I think it's fun.
29:45Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
29:50You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
29:51She's not my girlfriend.
29:53But you clearly want her to be.
29:54No, I don't.
29:55Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
30:02Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
30:06Don't.
30:07Don't apologize to me.
30:08Just make yourself feel better.
30:09I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
30:13It does.
30:14If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently.
30:19So, I'm sorry.
30:22And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
30:27I was having so much fun being a bitch.
30:30Fine.
30:31Yeah, okay.
30:31I accept.
30:36I don't know.
30:37Well, it's foul, but it's effective.
30:43What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
30:46I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
30:49Mine ear is much enamored of thy note, and so is mine eye, and thrall it to thy...
31:00To thy...
31:02Smile.
31:05And they switch it.
31:08And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
31:10And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes, because thou knowest I want both,
31:14even though thou art really eating carbs right now.
31:16And so what if thou favors missionary?
31:18Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
31:20Oh, sweet bottom.
31:21Out to Vermont.
31:22Do not desire to go.
31:24Please, do not desire to go.
31:34Boys, if she's good, I bet you will.
31:39Oh, my God.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:47Uh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:48Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:50One, seven, seven, seven, seven.
31:51That's the worst.
31:52He got it.
31:54Okay.
31:55I'm just going to be free.
31:56I don't know if this is happening with her.
31:57I am.
31:58What the fuck's up, man?
31:59Fine.
32:00It's not even your line.
32:02Personally, I'm thirsty.
32:03Okay, can I just drop the case.
32:25it's about to get even better i made this love potion special for the boys it's a real knockout
32:35and wouldn't you know when they came to they only had eyes for helena okay loving this what fools and
32:46mortals who will win fair helena's hand how is about the maiden ever to decide oh i know how about
32:55a good
32:56old-fashioned dance-off which one of you wants to take the pole first
33:10oh
33:17oh
33:25oh
33:28oh
33:37oh
33:44oh
33:48no definitely not serious
33:51cool
33:53i'm going to go normally into theater a bit
33:57i'm really glad i do
33:59yeah
34:12if we shadows have offended think about this and all is mending that's you have but slumbered here
34:20while these visions did appear
34:26that was some show you put on out there very boys gone wild thanks yeah i uh bet you're happy
34:32about this second love potion you and justin back together
34:36yeah well i'll swell that's shakespeare yeah i know sorry um uh actually justin said he wants to ask me
34:48out
34:50uh congratulations that's uh yeah you did it
34:58yeah yeah uh
35:02so i i guess this means our deal is officially over
35:07right
35:09uh yeah right
35:13yeah i mean i got you the grade and i got you the guy
35:20hey i want to serve with a picard pool ready sure
35:24right
35:25yeah
35:59You're getting some good power behind the shot.
36:01Still going wide.
36:03As long as you keep it in the rink.
36:05Remember Eastwood? Freshman year?
36:07Yeah.
36:07That wasn't on me, alright?
36:09I already took the shot. I just deflected off my stick.
36:11And Bragg Steve?
36:12I bought him a beer. He's fine.
36:16Hey, sir, I couldn't make the shakes right there.
36:19It's okay.
36:20Not eating as much.
36:23So, you're at Hannah.
36:27I don't know what I was thinking.
36:30I don't have time for a girlfriend.
36:33Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
36:36I know you're relating to her.
36:40It's fine.
36:42There's a plane in place for me.
36:44Team Captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
36:47All I gotta do is follow through.
36:48It's a good plan.
36:49People would kill to have that plan.
36:50Right, exactly.
36:53Hannah was just a distraction.
36:57I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
37:05But you're Garrett Graham, alright?
37:09Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
37:11They always do.
37:14Yeah, well, for you too, man.
37:16It's me and you on the Bruins.
37:16That's the dream, right?
37:18Yeah, that's the dream.
37:22Anyway, I was gonna hit up Malone's if you wanted to join.
37:24It may look like you could use it.
37:26That's alright.
37:26I'm gonna stay.
37:28Sure.
37:28Yeah.
37:29Alright.
37:30See you later.
37:30Alright, bud.
37:39Alright, bud.
37:40Alright, bud.
37:43Alright, bud.
37:46Alright, bud.
37:48Alright, bud.
37:49Alright, bud.
37:50Alright, bud.
37:51Alright, bud.
37:51Alright, bud.
37:51Alright, bud.
37:51Alright, bud.
37:51Alright, bud.
37:52Alright, bud.
37:52Alright, bud.
37:53Alright, bud.
37:55Alright, bud.
38:06I know. They said I wouldn't call.
38:09And that's why I only think if he's a clean billiarder on the show, I'd hear the dogs with.
38:14Yeah, that's funny.
38:19I'm really glad we'll get to spend some time together.
38:21Outside of rehearsals.
38:23Yeah, same.
38:26Oh, I fucking love this song.
38:29Why do you love it so much?
38:30Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line, and the way it interacts with the lead guitar, it's...
38:34No, I'm sorry.
38:36I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
38:40I'm jealous having you had it first.
38:43Why? What does it make you feel?
38:48Nothing.
38:49I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
38:51Yeah.
38:54Hey, this party's kind of dead, right?
38:57Do you want to come back to my end?
38:58Just then.
38:59Let me guess.
39:00Can you check?
39:03Not quite.
39:05Okay.
39:17This is Gary.
39:18No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
39:29I don't think so.
39:46Okay.
39:47You don't need me.
39:49You don't need me, baby
39:54Now that I find you, I can't let you go
39:58I built my world around you
40:01I need you so, baby, even though
40:04You don't need me, you don't need me
40:10Baby, baby, since first we met
40:13The newest heart of mine
40:18The love we had could not be bad
40:22I played it right and I bared my time
40:27Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
40:31To give me love like you
40:35Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
40:39Darling, I just can't let you
40:43Baby, baby
40:46Now that I found you, I can't let you go
40:49I built my world around you
40:52I need you so, baby, even though
40:56You don't need me, you don't need me
41:00Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
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