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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do?
01:13Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you...
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a rhythm.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:04it's kind of genius.
03:11So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:32Oh, I'll be honest.
03:37Hi, I'm...
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Derek's tutor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in hockey. Bullshit.
03:50You get gassed after, like, a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time. I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chucker's sibling.
04:12Who are you? What's your deal?
04:15Careful. Don't tell Jules anything. You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:22Wellsy.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
04:44Jules.
04:47No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55D!
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and
05:27how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, that's all.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:16Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:28No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:31Pretend you like me.
10:32How can be used to disrupt very quickly.
10:36These disruptions.
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were unwanted.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs, loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:02Whoo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:19morning.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there. There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all. Thank you.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal?
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36He's got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:09Well, all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110 and...
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100% and then, um, give 10...
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:40You know, I need my locker to be...
16:10I need my locker to be-
16:11can i help you uh no i'm i'm here for garrett oh i don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:18uh definitely not a girlfriend um i'm his philosophy tutor
16:23and you can stay
16:28not going easy on him are you no sir good do your best we need him out there
16:34i'm sorry can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever if it's so important that he
16:41play i mean he didn't want me to what why do you know who his dad is some hockey player
16:51one of the best defensemen in nhl history garrett's last name carries weight he knows the
16:59spotlights on him so he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place
17:11hey thought we had a session weight room
17:18you better hurry garrett's tutor
17:20all right
17:39hey you know i don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes i'm sorry sitting down for that
17:44long must be so draining
17:46i will reschedule okay wait hold on hold on i can multitask i'll just be uh locking out
17:53while studying lock
17:55really you can i've got a lot to cover and i've never met a guy who can genuinely do two
17:59things
18:00at once
18:02well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys
18:08that was a joke jesus you know if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't
18:14freak out when i tease you we need to practice practice what teasing
18:20we'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products forget your oat milk this is serious
18:26you blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush
18:31oh yeah
18:51see nothing not bad
18:56but what about when we kiss
18:58yes you're very sure of yourself
19:00oh right
19:01your terms
19:03no kissing
19:10what's wrong graham
19:11thought you said we needed practice
19:28don't
19:44don't
19:46blush
19:51so this is tutoring
19:53what i w
19:56no uh
19:58yes
20:01uh he was just trying to prove a point
20:03it kind of feels like i just did
20:08and now it's my turn
20:15i'm gonna kiss you
20:18okay
20:19okay
20:30am i blushing now
20:46it's here folks
20:47it's here folks our first away game of the season
20:49the briarhawks have dominated the chatham plovers in the past
20:52but since it's dealer rent is his birthday today we all know his mind is already on the after party
20:57am i right
20:59but we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:02flyer's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah i know we can seem like a lot but we don't bite i swear
21:21oh thanks
21:27just stick by jewels
21:28i mean their play-by-play was a lifesaver my first time
21:32thanks
21:36oh here we go
21:37you got this boy
21:38come on now
21:38this is a tough game for the clovers folks
21:42hey
21:42hey
21:43right here
21:43right here
21:44let's fucking go
21:46come on baby
21:47hey
21:48hey jeez
21:49come on
21:50hey here we go
21:51the briar has control of the puck
21:52logan
21:52logan
21:53there you go
21:53logan back to graham
21:54move it
21:54move it
21:55i'm moving
21:55i'm moving
21:55graham back to logan
21:56these two are passing it back and forth like formidia during a welcome week
22:00come on guys let someone else have a turn it's only fair
22:03come on
22:04come on baby
22:06denied
22:07damn so close
22:09chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11get him baby
22:13graham's right there with the interception
22:14come on g pass it up
22:18take it up take it up
22:19graham takes the load in
22:22yes
22:23oh
22:25oh
22:25pop absolutely pounding the chatham clovers
22:33he's good
22:35yeah
22:36problem is
22:37he knows it
22:39Fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up,Fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it
22:46up, fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up.
22:50Hi tablespoon.
22:57Woo.
22:57Found you so good!
23:00I must go set it up.
23:08Right here.
23:15You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Damnony!
23:26Damnony!
23:27Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:30Damnony!
23:30Damnony!
23:31Damnony!
23:31Damnony!
23:32Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:36Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:40Come on, Babby!
23:41You, Mavic?
23:43Come on, come on, baby!
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Come on.
23:48Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you.
24:02Yes, ma'am
24:04Oh, yeah
24:09Well, I heard
24:10You might have found somebody new
24:14I still can't swallow
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit. I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good. I feel like an absolute cliché.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtile takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey. Thanks, man.
24:33No, thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries. I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
25:08You're all cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chatham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:26Hockey shots!
25:29Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:34Hockey shots!
25:36Hockey shots!
25:38Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:40Hockey shots!
25:41Hockey shots!
25:42Hockey shots!
25:43Hockey shots!
25:44Hockey shots!
25:45Hockey shots!
25:46Hockey shots!
25:47Hockey shots!
25:49Hockey shots!
25:50Hockey shots!
25:51Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:48Special edition and your A I couldn't copy.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Aff...
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So we can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering.
27:24But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:26I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:30John...
27:31John...
27:31My brother.
27:32John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34Um...
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being and sparks flu,
27:40as they do when people, um...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just...
27:52different.
27:53You're not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man.
28:08I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Hmm.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:36Here, uh...
28:36Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Go be the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother,
28:55but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind.
29:15No pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:43It's real.
29:45Mmm.
29:46It's getting over here.
29:47It's getting over here.
29:49It's getting over here.
29:50The car is getting dry.
29:51And we're staring at the sunrise.
29:53But you're thirsty over there.
29:55But you're thirsty over there.
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal.
30:01And you're closing in on me.
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal.
30:09But I don't know that just can't be this way.
30:13Oh, I can't see you straight and my hands are tied.
30:17I could be a type from the zombie bites.
30:21I can't see you straight but the feeling's not...
30:25Yo, Dean.
30:26Can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:41That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah, I got an idea.
30:51Oh my god!
30:52Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assist, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:05To my party people in the club.
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party, speak and step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up.
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running tonight on the floor.
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York.
31:45Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away.
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:54Dance the night away.
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59I see me.
32:01I see me all the time.
32:03I see me all the time.
32:05I see me all the time.
32:05I see me all the time.
32:05I see me all the time.
32:06I see me all the time.
32:07I see me all the time.
32:09I see me all the time.
32:10I see me all the time.
32:11I see me all the time.
32:13I see me all the time.
32:13I see me all the time.
32:14I see me all the time.
32:14I see me all the time.
32:15I see me all the time.
32:17I see me all the time.
32:19I see me all the time.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:42Right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:06Come on.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we've got to go.
33:28Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue.
34:01I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59It's funny.
35:00It seems like I just did.
35:00Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay.
35:23You're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting up.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43It was a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47Ice skating was the fun part.
36:52Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Well, fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker?
38:24Oh, my God.
38:25No, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:27That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:57In high school.
38:58Now it's a love story
39:01Of epic proportion
39:04The likes of which never's been told
39:07They're really good.
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Back to page one
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night
39:35At the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:45I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20You centered me
40:28You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:43We did it
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just a thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover
40:49Of The Bitch Is Back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well, what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't
41:00Just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me
41:10Something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one
41:14On your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world
41:30Something I'm not ready
41:31For it to know
41:33Uh, but I
41:34I am working
41:35On something
41:36At the moment
41:36For the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are
41:41Hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing
41:48That badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means
41:51That I can't afford
41:52To go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way
41:57To get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write
42:11The lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:35I mean
42:36There's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Yeah
42:39I mean, just asking for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:47Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:00Wait, have you heard of the beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set
43:05Will change your life
43:06Huh?
43:07Huh?
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