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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:32you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54Okay.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:14I'm breezing.
01:15I...
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh...
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure.
01:37Fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I wanna be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just...
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:17Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:23Uh...
03:24Um...
03:25Uh...
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo, it's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:44Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:59Girl, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
05:00No, it's a good one.
05:02Okay.
05:03strings like a shifting chromatic alteration verse okay I'm gonna just
05:07jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me uh let's
05:11try do you have a favorite song something you love to listen to when
05:18you're sad or bored ah see what you just did when your whole body relaxed now
05:25were you thinking of specific chord progressions no I was thinking about
05:30listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop made me feel so
05:33complicated in punk rock exactly how it made you feel you see people think that
05:39pop music is shallow but it lives deep inside us it creates memories it etches
05:47them into our bones if you do it right it lets us feel what you were feeling when
05:54you're writing it that's what the judges want you gotta let us in Wow that was
06:02really good advice I know I shouldn't be a teacher
06:12and I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog Rosie was there but but she
06:16was like dark brown instead of tan I think we should break up okay wait sorry
06:26what okay I just ended a two-year relationship I mean maybe you did also
06:33maybe not no I definitely did because I was there and it was three seconds ago
06:40how many times you gonna do this to me to what what are you talking about your
06:43whole Ally's breakup and five-act cycle you go through the same stages every
06:47time first surprise fight Ally which I can safely say we're in right now then
06:52eats her feelings Ally destroys three bags of hot Cheetos followed by raging
06:55diva alley some titling things like these are things that happen these are not
06:58things that happen then complete and total breakdown Ally has a well that one
07:02self-explanatory in the grand finale late-night phone call Ally where you
07:06begged me to take you back that is exactly what you do I know you better than
07:12anyone else in the world now I know that you're secretly scared of cats I
07:15know the Yoda chapstick speaking of which I stopped by CVS on the way over I
07:22know that you love me and I love you so that is why I need to protect myself by
07:28opting out of the next 36 hours no our breakup is not an extended warranty
07:32Sean you can't just opt out well the alternative is that I get angry or sad or
07:37beg you not to make this mistake again but you will because you always do and I
07:41disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take
07:44you back because I can't imagine my life without you it's not fair to me out
07:52Sean I need you to hear me I'm sorry if I've hurt you before this is it we're
08:00just going in different directions and I don't even know what direction I'm going
08:03in but I'm going there by myself I'm not gonna call you okay
08:17I'm not at a chapstick yes you are see you in 36 hours
08:47oh shit what's wrong gee can't rock a measly 205 anymore no yeah I'm uh
08:54oh thanks I'm fucking with you Graham I know right
09:15okay what's going on look Dean you're uh you're kind of well
09:24you've been with a good amount of women I always knew this day would come well Garrett when a man
09:30and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up hold up I'm listening
09:37is there something going on with Hannah no uh not Hannah someone else she wants me to do this uh
09:46uh this thing do all the things bro do them all it's just it's kind of a big
09:56thing it's really important to her she's like trusting me
09:59gee is Hannah a virgin what no dude don't don't don't make this weird
10:12this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this conversation
10:17it's just that I uh I really want it to be good for her if it's her first time she
10:23might not come
10:23not an option she has to come respect well there there's one thing that helps make a girl come
10:29the single most effective highly recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal
10:37trust that's it she's just gotta feel completely safe like completely relaxed but consent is key
10:44and she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes
10:49this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should
10:58be trusting with this well she asked you she thinks you are which is fucking hot
11:06just don't skimp on the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right thanks
11:14good talk man great talk sorry I was uh Justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention
11:25sorry yeah I was just on my phone I'm taking the piss don't worry about it
11:31my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly yeah he has some notes but uh it's
11:37getting there cool uh you are never applied to my text do you want to come over later and work
11:43on
11:44the song uh definitely yes but uh there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive
11:51into
11:51it um rain check rain check yeah yeah I'm really looking forward to it cool cool cool yeah yeah bye
12:02I guess
12:03bye bye bye you're scared of heights that's vertical you wanted lights go see a show you ran away that's
12:15touch and go you're scared of love where are we all where are we all
12:20come on hey hey
12:47hey
12:49is that dress
12:50is that dress
12:50Ali's
12:52yeah
12:52yeah
12:54um
12:56we did say seven right
12:59yeah
13:02uh come on up
13:12would you be um more comfortable wearing literally anything else maybe
13:27big vest
13:37uh you don't need to turn around you're about to see me naked
13:43yeah but not until you want me to
14:05uh all clear
14:11her nightgown's my thing now definitely
14:19uh yeah so are you gonna do it now
14:24oh well uh i mean as romantic as that is um here
14:32why don't you pick a song to play um just uh set the mood a little
14:37set the mood ew that's awful i can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth
14:44people say that
14:47okay let me see
14:51wait this is one of your most played songs
14:54which one
14:55ish
15:01i'm setting the mood
15:09you're actually proving my point
15:11the mood is set
15:12is that right
15:13please
15:13this song is so sexy makes me want to do a sexy little dance
15:20what is happening to me
15:21the groove
15:23it's taking over
15:26look
15:27look
15:28you're feeling it too
15:31oh
15:35okay
15:37oh yeah that's terrible
15:39i love it
15:56it's
15:58good
15:58it's
16:00oh
16:00oh
16:02So give me love like you
16:07Now you told me that you wanna leave me
16:10Darling, I'm there to get with you
16:57I'm here to get with you
17:11I don't know.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing, nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop. I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:59But I want to.
18:01I don't want to stop, okay?
18:04Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11I'm sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This is what happens.
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, like, what is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:42Like, what if, like, what if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:12So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
19:19Well, I thought that was, uh, surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:37Instead of me giving you an orgasm, why don't you give yourself one?
19:47That's not going to prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:56Then, show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:40I'll show you.
21:07I'll show you.
21:45Stay here.
21:47Stay with me.
22:26Oh my god, I did it.
22:34Thanks.
22:37No, no.
22:40That was...
22:42Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20I'm always counting on Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you want to?
23:30It's got a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48I've got to say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50It kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic
23:54rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:34Um, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah.
25:11Uh, but, uh, thank you for your service.
25:14It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out?
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean?
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No?
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become eats her feelings, Allie.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva, Allie, and then Complete and Total Breakdown, Allie,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont, Allie.
25:57God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16Um.
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Ann, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:33Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but I don't know.
26:50You might be dickmatized by Garrett.
26:53You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay, I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe and a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't
27:08magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right, exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30Well, we had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:33There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02A bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10All right, he's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit, he's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33But why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:41Dudes, yes!
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Mm.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just
29:20made me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:25Oh, it's immersive.
30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Hey, whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:35Oh, I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Catherine, don't touch a prop.
30:50That's not dirt.
30:53There's people everywhere you go.
30:55There's people on the bars.
30:57There's people on the motorways driving little people cars.
31:02There's people walking animals.
31:04There's people walking to the sports.
31:06You're here.
31:07What are you?
31:12What are you?
31:13What are you?
31:13What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
31:19It's fine.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20It's all right?
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, well, Z.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Draka here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:40Here I am.
31:41Ha, ha.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A midsummer night's...
32:21SCARY!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43That's...
32:44So, that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
32:57struck by a terrible affliction.
33:02True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:16Well, would you look at this couple.
33:22Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander.
33:29Woo!
33:34Thanks.
33:35I love this.
33:36Ew.
33:37Okay.
33:38Next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham.
33:43I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the fuck up.
33:46You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51I'm all right.
33:53Come on, G. Yeah!
33:54All right.
33:55All right.
33:56All right.
34:04Now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please.
34:28Everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No.
34:32I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:39Just throw up some drama.
34:40All right.
34:41Hermia.
34:43Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right.
34:45You're in love with Lysander.
34:49Oh.
34:49Ooh.
34:51Ooh.
34:51But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
34:57Ooh.
34:58Ooh.
35:00Ooh.
35:01What say you, Hermia?
35:01No.
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:07Daddy, she wants him!
35:18Now, after this, we've got like ten minutes of Rude Mechanical's BS.
35:23So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:37Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:39Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that. She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
35:59Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the, uh, way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me. Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked,
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine. Yeah, okay. I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50Marvel. It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that name Marie. This is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:18To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes,
37:33Because thou knowest I want both, even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Me thinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:42Oh sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah man, she really is.
38:05Mine.
38:08Yeah.
38:14Mine!
38:15Mine!
38:15Mine!
38:17Mine!
38:18You said it!
38:18Well, you said it.
38:20That's the word, then.
38:20We got it.
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am fucked up, man.
38:28Line!
38:30It's not even your line!
38:31Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no, no, I get it, I get it.
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us off.
38:43Good.
38:44All right?
38:45Well done.
38:45You see, Tuck?
38:47Tuck here.
38:51Welcome back, my lover.
38:56Oh, looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:05I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:12And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:17I didn't know that.
39:20Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh, I know.
39:34How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the ho first?
39:44Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett.
40:02Oh
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out
40:30And the reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but
40:35I guess you know
40:41Nope, definitely not serious
40:43Cool
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but
40:50I'm really glad I came
40:53Yeah, me too
40:54Yeah
41:09If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended
41:15That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear
41:23Hey
41:25Hey
41:26That was some show you put on out there
41:28Very boys gone wild
41:29Thanks
41:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion
41:35You and Justin back together
41:36Yeah, well, all's well that ends well
41:41That's Shakespeare
41:42Yeah, I know
41:43Sorry
41:47Um, uh, actually
41:50Justin said he wants to ask me out
41:54Uh, congratulations, that's, uh
41:56Yeah, you did it
42:03Yeah
42:04Yeah, yeah, uh
42:08So I, I guess this means our deal is officially over
42:15Right?
42:17Uh, yeah, right
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade
42:24And I got you the grade
42:28Hey
42:30I want to serve her that Foucault and call
42:33Ready?
42:35Sure
42:35Sorry
42:36Hm?
42:37Hm?
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot
43:19Ah, it's still going wide
43:21Not as long as you keep it in the rink
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah
43:27That wasn't on me, all right?
43:28Birdie took the shot
43:29It just deflected off my stick
43:31And Bragg's teeth
43:32I bought him a beer
43:33He's fine
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare today
43:39Yeah, it's okay
43:42I'm not eating this much
43:45So
43:47You and Hannah
43:50I don't know what I was thinking
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend
43:58Hey, I'm sorry, man
43:58I know you're really into her
44:05It's fine
44:08There's a plan in place for me
44:10Team captain
44:12Frozen 4
44:13Bruins
44:13All I gotta do is follow through
44:15It's a good plan
44:17People would kill to have that plan
44:18Right, exactly
44:22And it was just a distraction
44:25Yeah, I mean
44:27Sometimes
44:28You don't get
44:31Everything you want
44:34But
44:36You're Garrett Graham
44:39All right
44:40Things are gonna work out for you
44:42Okay
44:42They always do
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins
44:49That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream
44:56Anyway
44:56I was gonna hit up my logs
44:57If you wanted to join
44:58It may look like you could use it
45:01That's all right
45:01I'm gonna stay
45:03Sure
45:04Yeah
45:04All right, man
45:05See you later
45:06All right, bud
45:06I'm gonna break
45:21I'm gonna be
45:49I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53and that's how i'll end the difference between billy joe armstrong and hailey joe osman
45:59yeah that's that's funny
46:04i'm i'm really glad we got to spend some time together outside of rehearsals yeah same
46:13oh i fucking love this song
46:17why do you love it so much well i mean facade is the baseline and the way it interacts with
46:22the
46:22guitar it's no i'm sorry i actually mean what does it make you feel i mean jealous i didn't
46:31write at first uh why what does it make you feel
46:39nothing i mean they're not for everyone
46:41so yeah hey this this party's kind of dead right do you want to come back to mine and
46:52justin let me guess brain check
46:58not quite
47:15this is garrett no phones allowed on the ice so leave a message
47:39now that i need you i can touch you so i build my world around you i need you so
47:48baby even though you don't need me baby now that i've found you i can let you go i build
48:05my world around you i need you so baby even though you don't need me
48:13you don't need me you don't need me baby baby since first we met i knew in this heart of
48:25mine
48:27the lovely hat could not be bad i played it right and i bide my time
48:38spend a lifetime looking for somebody to give me love like you
48:48now that i hear you
48:49now you're saying
48:50now you've told me that you want to leave me darling i just can't let you baby now that i've
49:02found you i can let you go i build my world around you i need you so baby even though
49:12you don't need me you don't need me. i need me i need you so цел
49:16Meet me
49:58Meet me
49:59Meet me
49:59Meet me
50:01Meet me
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