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00:00Special report. If you're wondering how a usually well-behaved New York girl woke up surrounded by torn fabric and
00:05a man's suit pants, don't ask. My back still feels like it got run over by a truck.
00:26Last night, my best friend Kayla took me to a bar. I had the cocktails he specially made for me.
00:32Then I met a stranger. We kissed and held each other passionately.
00:36We spent a wonderful one-night stand in the hotel room overlooking Manhattan through the window, but every detail from
00:44last night is exploding in my head. That guy's size and stammity were straight up monstrous. On the bright side,
00:50I slept with a walking hormone. On the downside, I have no fucking clue who he is. And I'm late
00:56for my interview. In New York, leaving money on the night's hand is the last bit of dignity us adults
01:01have.
01:11Treating me like a male escort? Fine. Find her.
01:17I'm about to have the interview that could change my life. Executive assistant to the president of Morrison Group. Rumor
01:22has it all the previous ones got blacklisted for trying to seduce that tyrant CEO. So my strategy is ugly
01:27enough to be completely safe.
01:28Ladies, you're in luck. Today, Mr. Lucas Morrison will be conducting the interviews personally.
01:33Wait, Mr. Morrison? The guy they call Satan on Wall Street?
01:40Holy shit! The guy from last night is my future boss?
01:50Last row. The one in the corner. Look up.
02:00She's the one.
02:01Thank God for these hideous glasses. There's no way he recognized me. My look now and my look last night
02:05are like two different species.
02:11Kayla! I got it! I actually got the offer from Morrison Group.
02:15Wow! I can't believe it. But honey, you better be careful. Don't let that cold-blooded boss of yours eat
02:20you alive.
02:21Don't worry. He didn't even give me a second look. Gotta go. I need to hit the bathroom and calm
02:26down. I'm sweating bullets from nerves.
02:28I broke into a cold sweat. I broke into a cold sweat and decided to go to the bathroom to
02:31wash my face and calm down.
02:36Wait. This scent? This is the men's room? And the executive-only men's room at that?
02:42Just as I was about to leave, someone came out of the bathroom. I looked at him without thinking.
02:51The bathroom lights suddenly went out. He didn't see me.
02:57Sorry. Wrong room.
03:06This is insane. My boss has me pinned to the wall like prey. What does he want? Did he recognize
03:12me?
03:15Let me go.
03:18Got you. Dressing like this after treating me like a male escort last night. What kind of hard-to-get
03:23game are you playing? Huh?
03:31Your body is way more honest than your mouth.
03:34He knew my body so well that I reacted to him almost instantly.
03:38How did the light in the bathroom break? Maybe someone's up to something shady in the dark like sneaking around
03:43with a woman.
03:44You're soaking wet in the men's room.
03:48That noise just now. Let's get out of here. It really did sound like more than one person.
03:52Don't get in the way of their intimate interaction.
03:55The scent.
03:56He's smelling me? I can't let him recognize me at any cost.
04:00This is a company!
04:02Do you do this to every female employee who accidentally walks into the men's room?
04:13I'm losing my mind.
04:15I'm losing my mind.
04:25That day I just felt lucky I wasn't recognized and didn't lose my job.
04:29But right now I realize something's off.
04:32My usual tolerance.
04:33How could that one cocktail make me black out completely?
04:36Kayla Winters.
04:37You'd better have one hell of an explanation for me.
04:41Boss, we found Kayla.
04:44Just as I stormed off to confront Kayla, my supervisor, Lucas, also tracked her down through her passport.
04:51We ended up at that apartment almost at the same time.
05:05Kayla Winters.
05:06You left this on my bed last night.
05:08Yes.
05:09It's mine.
05:20I was so angry that I went to the wrong floor.
05:23Blind with rage, I kicked the door open.
05:29Iron?
05:30Honey, what are you doing here?
05:33Ah!
05:35You crazy bitch!
05:37What are you doing?
05:38What exactly did you put in that drink?
05:39Don't take me for a fool, Kayla.
05:42What did I put?
05:44I put hallucinatons that would ruin your reputation.
05:47Why?
05:48Because I'm sick of it!
05:50Why does everyone always flock around you?
05:53I had five homeless guys from Brooklyn lined up for you.
05:56But who knew you'd get so damn lucky?
06:01This slap is for eight years of friendship.
06:04Starting today, don't ever show your face in front of me again.
06:07The first rule of adult survival.
06:09When a viper bites you, don't ask her why.
06:12Just break her spine.
06:13Aaron, I'll get you back for this.
06:19After getting rid of my toxic best friend, I thought life would go back to normal.
06:23But I forgot that on Wall Street, the one thing there's no shortage with is man-eating beasts.
06:28Like my direct superior, Victoria.
06:32The toilet in the restroom is clogged.
06:35It's disgusting.
06:36Go clean it up right now.
06:37Victoria, my job title is executive assistant to the president, not janitor.
06:41What did you say?
06:42Excuse me?
06:43Here, I am the rule.
06:44Either you go clean the bathroom right now or pack your crap and get the hell out of Morrison Group
06:49immediately.
06:51Who are you trying to kick out?
07:02Mr. Morrison, I was just teaching the new employee about company rules.
07:07Shut up.
07:09Grab your laptop and get in my office.
07:17Remember, in this company, I'm the only one who gets to boss you around.
07:21If you let anyone else push you around again, I'll fire you right along with them.
07:28Yes, boss.
07:47Iron, don't overthink it.
07:49He's just your boss.
07:51That pick came out all red-faced.
07:53Who knows how many buttons she undid in there.
07:56Acts all pious like a nun, but who knows how slutty she really is behind closed boss.
08:04In New York, the best response to slut-shaming isn't tears.
08:08It's to shut their mouths for good.
08:14First, if you have any doubts about my work performance,
08:17we can go to HR and go over my KPIs face-to-face.
08:20Second, I recorded every single word you just said.
08:23If I hear any more sexual harassment rumors about me and this company before the end of the day,
08:27my lawyer will be sending you defamation penis faces directly.
08:37Miss Kayla, you were right.
08:40This woman named Irene really is a stumbling block that needs to be removed.
08:45After a few days of working together, I realized that although Lucas is a tyrant,
08:49he's extremely smart and professional.
08:50And I pathetically realized I'm becoming more and more defenseless against his pheromones.
08:54I decided to confess him about that night.
08:56Mr. Morrison, about that night.
08:58In fairy tales, Cinderella always gets the prince's favor.
09:02But in reality, the prince might just be tangled up with your enemy.
09:06Sorry, Mr. Morrison, I didn't mean to interrupt.
09:19Who gave you permission to touch me?
09:21Lucas!
09:22I'm the woman from that night.
09:24You should take responsibility for me.
09:31Get out.
09:32Show up at Morrison Group again,
09:34and I'll make you disappear.
09:37He has a woman.
09:39And it's Kayla.
09:40This is more disgusting than swallowing a fly.
09:50Sorry about earlier, sweetie,
09:52for making you see something you shouldn't have.
09:54Lucas is just too clingy.
09:56He can't control himself even in the office.
09:58I know you've always liked rich guys.
10:01But Lucas is my fiancé.
10:02For old times' sake, since we used to be besties,
10:05don't you dare get any ideas, okay?
10:07Oh my god, trying to seduce her best friend's fiancé?
10:10What a shameless slut.
10:13Are you done?
10:15Then get the hell away from me.
10:16That cheap perfume of yours is stinking up my air.
10:30If I can't win, I'll hide.
10:35Since he already has a fiancé,
10:37I'll just treat that night like a dog bite.
10:41I'll just treat that night like a dog bite.
11:04Mr. Morrison, thanks.
11:09What are you doing?
11:16You've been avoiding me the last few days?
11:21You've been avoiding me the last few days?
11:24Suddenly, I'm a little scared.
11:26I don't know if I'm scared of him,
11:28or scared that I don't want to push him away.
11:36Mr. Morrison, please have some respect for yourself.
11:40You already have a fiancé.
11:45Fiancé?
11:47Who told you that?
11:49Whoever it was, it's none of my business.
11:51Let me go!
12:07Don't touch me!
12:09I'd rather starve to death on the streets of New York
12:11than be anyone's mistress!
12:25It was her.
12:31Mark, go check the hotel surveillance footage from that night.
12:43Tomorrow is Morrison Group's North America North Carry annual product launch.
12:47This is the core speech.
12:49You're fully responsible for verifying all the data.
12:52If there's any mistake, you'll be blacklisted by the entire Wall Street.
12:56I know this is a trap, but I don't have a choice.
13:00This is my only chance to prove myself.
13:09Who put nuts in my salad?
13:11I'm allergic to nuts!
13:15It's you.
13:16I really...
13:18Get out of here.
13:19It really did sound like more than one person.
13:21Don't get in the way of their intimate interaction.
13:23The scent.
13:24He's...
13:25He's smelling me?
13:26I can't let him recognize me at any cost.
13:28This is a company!
13:30Do you do this to every female employee who accidentally walks into the men's room?
13:41I'm losing my mind.
13:54That day, I just felt lucky I wasn't recognized and didn't lose my job.
13:58But right now, I realize something's off.
14:00My usual tolerance.
14:01How could that one cocktail make me black out completely?
14:05Kayla Winters.
14:06You'd better have one hell of an explanation for me.
14:09Boss, we found Kayla.
14:12Just as I stormed off to confront Kayla,
14:15my supervisor, Lucas, also tracked her down through her passport.
14:19We ended up at that apartment almost at the same time.
14:33Kayla Winters.
14:35You left this on my bed last night.
14:36Yes.
14:37It's mine.
14:46This slap is for eight years of friendship.
14:48Starting today, don't ever show your face in front of me again.
14:52The first rule of adult survival.
14:54When a viper bites you, don't ask her why.
14:56Just break her spine.
14:58Erin, I'll get you back for this.
15:03After getting rid of my toxic best friend, I thought life would go back to normal.
15:07But I forgot that on Wall Street, the one thing there's no shortage with is man-eating beasts.
15:12Like my direct superior, Victoria.
15:21Victoria, my job title is executive assistant to the president, not janitor.
15:25What did you say?
15:26Excuse me?
15:27Here, I am the rule.
15:29Either you go clean the bathroom right now or pack your crap and get the hell out of Morrison Group
15:33immediately.
15:36Who are you trying to kick out?
15:46Mr. Morrison, I was just teaching the new employee about company rules.
15:51Shut up.
15:53Grab your laptop and get in my office.
16:01Remember, in this company, I'm the only one who gets to boss you around.
16:05If you let anyone else push you around again, I'll fire you right along with them.
16:12Yes, boss.
16:30Iron, don't overthink it.
16:32He's just your boss.
16:34That pick came out all red-faced.
16:37Who knows how many buttons she undid in there.
16:39Acts all pious like a nun, but who knows how slutty she really is behind closed boss.
16:48In New York, the best response to slut-shaming isn't tears.
16:51It's to shut their mouths for good.
16:58First, if you have any doubts about my work performance, we can go to HR and go over my KPIs
17:03face-to-face.
17:04Second, I recorded every single word you just said.
17:07If I hear any more sexual harassment rumors about me and this company before the end of the day,
17:11my lawyer will be sending you defamation penis faces directly.
17:21Miss Kayla, you were right.
17:23This woman named Irene really is a stumbling block that needs to be removed.
17:28After a few days of working together, I realized that although Lucas is a tyrant, he's extremely smart and professional.
17:34And I pathetically realized I'm becoming more and more defenseless against his pheromones.
17:38I decided to confess him about that night.
17:39Mr. Morrison, about that night.
17:41In fairy tales, Cinderella always gets the prince's favor.
17:45But in reality, the prince might just be tangled up with your enemy.
17:49Sorry, Mr. Morrison, I didn't mean to interrupt.
18:02Who gave you permission to touch me?
18:04Lucas! I'm the woman from that night!
18:07You should take responsibility for me!
18:14Get out.
18:15Show up at Morrison Group again, and I'll make you disappear.
18:19I'll make you disappear.
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