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00:08Whoa, wait
00:13That, did I do something wrong?
00:17Of course he doesn't want to see you naked, you idiot
00:20I just got her
00:22I don't want to mess things up, I'm moving too fast
00:24No, it's just, it's been a long night
00:28Maybe we should slow down
00:29Of course he doesn't want you
00:31Who would actually want to be with the Virgin?
00:34Shit
00:43All right, I'm going to let you get some sleep
00:48Wait
00:52Do you mind sleeping here tonight?
00:55I'm nervous, Jack will come looking for me and...
00:58I need to explain
01:00I told you
01:02We'll always protect you
01:30No comment about it
01:32If you want to die
01:32I'mspin'
01:33Not
01:44Oh, shit. What time is it?
01:47Parkhead, wake up. We're going to be late for the chemistry exam.
01:56Let's go.
02:05Crap. Mrs. Barker already hates me. If she sees me strolling in late, there's no way she'll let me take
02:10the final.
02:11Do you trust me?
02:13Hide behind the door.
02:17Professor, come quick. There's a weird smell in the east stable. It reminds me of something we did in class,
02:21like almonds?
02:23Cyanide spilled! Everyone, stay put until I get back!
02:34I like this new side of you, honey.
02:37Only for you, Parkhead.
02:39I like the sound of that, too.
02:44I like the sound of that, too.
02:46Pass the exam first.
02:48Then we can celebrate after.
03:09Is Brady Wilder seriously choosing hand-me-down Harper over me?
03:14There must be some proof that he's fake dating her in exchange for chemistry lessons.
03:42Jackpot.
03:43Their tutor agreement.
03:45Wow.
03:47Seduction lessons in exchange for chemistry tutoring?
03:51She's even more pathetic than I thought.
04:10Has anyone seen the hand-me-down Harper recently?
04:13Harper?
04:14She just got in the shower.
04:17Why?
04:18You'll see.
04:19She's using her.
04:20She's using her.
04:36She's using her.
04:39She's using her.
04:56Oh, my God.
05:35Connie, get to lunch now where you're getting detention.
05:48Why is everyone looking at me?
06:03Watch it, cut me down.
06:04I didn't know you were so clumsy.
06:09You may have Brady, fool, but you can't trick everyone else.
06:13You acted like a slut at that party, so now it's time to play the part at school.
06:20What the fuck are you doing?
06:25Are you ready for everyone to find out the truth about your relationship with Brady?
06:33Oh, my God, hand-me-down, cover yourself up.
06:36I didn't know you were such a whore that you wanted the entire school to see your ass.
06:42Ew, cut my skirt in the locker room when I was showering.
06:44Why would I want to see more of you?
06:47Are you so poor that you can't afford new underwear since middle school?
06:51Don't worry, though.
06:53I will give you one of my thongs as a hand-me-down.
06:54Mom, that way, you can look as slutty as you act.
06:58What do you have against me, Brittany?
07:01What did I ever do to you?
07:02Mom, Sammy and Harper are gonna cry?
07:05I don't know how, but I do think that might make you a little bit uglier.
07:09Look, what would it take for you to just leave me alone?
07:12Leave you alone?
07:13But, Harper, you have no friends.
07:15If I stop talking to you, you'll have no one.
07:19Unlike you, I actually do have someone who likes me.
07:34What the hell are you doing?
07:36Tell everyone the truth about your little relationship with Brady.
07:40Brady and I have been on a few dates. You all saw that I...
07:43Liar!
07:44Some of us don't have to lie and be fake, Brittany.
07:46God, if you weren't such a mean girl, maybe you'd have a chance with other guys.
07:54Watch what you say next, you little bitch.
07:57Or I will expose the truth about you and Brady Wilder.
07:59You spent all year pining after Brady.
08:01Just accept it.
08:03You're not his type, and you never will be.
08:07So...rich...
08:25Hot head cheerleader isn't his type, but poor scholarship kid flat-chested nerd is.
08:34Maybe Brady just likes girls who use their brains and their heart instead of their bodies and their daddy's credit
08:41card.
08:41Oh, well, you would know something about using your body.
08:43I mean, now that you've blackmailed Brady into teaching you the art of seduction.
08:49I need you to sign this.
08:53How...how does she know?
08:56Admit it. Admit that Brady Wilder doesn't actually like you.
09:00You're just tutoring him in chemistry in exchange for sex lessons!
09:15That is it, you stupid slut!
09:19Everybody, listen up!
09:20Brady Wilder and Harper Haney are not actually dating.
09:23No.
09:24Pathetic.
09:25Hand-me-down Harper just convinced him to pretend to date her so that maybe one day she'd be popular
09:31enough to get a real date.
09:32Yeah, but we all know that is never going to happen and I can prove it!
09:35Here it is.
09:36The proof that no one will ever be desperate enough to want to kiss Hand-me-down Harper.
09:45Then call me desperate.
09:49And get the fuck away from my girl.
10:06Read my lips, Britney.
10:08I like Harper.
10:09Not you.
10:11And there's no other reason I'm kissing her right now.
10:14Is that good?
10:16Brady, hi.
10:18Whoa!
10:20Brady, I need to talk to you.
10:28You know, I actually have someone who wants to talk to you too.
10:36What is this I hear about you bullying a classmate and inciting a food fight?
10:44What is this I hear about you bullying a classmate and inciting a food fight?
10:49No.
10:50No, it wasn't me.
10:51It was Harper.
10:52Harper Haney?
10:54No way, Miller.
10:55She's my best student.
10:56And Mr. Wilder here warned me you might be up to no good.
11:00Ms. Cole, if you continue lying to me, you're just going to get more trouble.
11:06For now, it doesn't seem like you're a good representative of Lockwood Prep.
11:10You're off the cheer team.
11:11Now come with me.
11:14No!
11:15No, no, no.
11:15Please don't do this to me, cheer.
11:16Cheer means everything to me.
11:17No, no, no, no.
11:18Come.
11:21No!
11:33Thank you for saving me, Lockhead.
11:39Anytime.
11:39Anytime.
11:40Honey.
11:41Every time.
11:52It's Coach.
11:54Shit, he needs to be on the rink right now.
11:57He sounds angry.
11:59I wonder if I flunked.
12:01No.
12:02You crushed that exam.
12:03I just know it.
12:05Will you come to the rink with me for support?
12:07Yes.
12:08Go, go.
12:08I'll clean up and I'll meet you there.
12:17Good job, fellas.
12:18Let's go!
12:29I got an email from your chemistry teacher.
12:32We need to talk.
12:36Coach, listen, I've been studying so hard and you don't know how much this means to-
12:40tell her enough.
12:43You passed.
12:46What?
12:47Professor Barker was so impressed with their improvement she emailed me directly.
12:50You got an A.
12:53Second highest grade in the class next to-
12:55Harper, honey?
12:57Harper.
12:57Yeah, that's it.
13:00All right.
13:00Grab your stick.
13:01Get your ass back out there.
13:02Run some drills.
13:03Make me-
13:16You still got it, Wilder.
13:22Harper, you're here.
13:23All right.
13:25We did it.
13:26We got an A.
13:27You did it, Brady.
13:34I'll take it here officially back on the team.
13:38You look so happy.
13:39Yeah.
13:43It's not the area you can do.
14:04But remember, where are you behind us in Tim Crow?
14:07What?
14:09Brady, wait.
14:13I can't do this.
14:17What are you talking about?
14:20I'm not gonna be another one of the girls you just hook up with.
14:33A camera?
14:34For me?
14:36To replace the one I messed up when we first met.
14:39You know, I wouldn't change anything about that night because it's what led us to here.
14:46Hey, Harper.
14:49I want you to be more than my tutor.
14:51I want you to be my girlfriend.
14:53I want you to be my girlfriend.
14:55But...
14:57Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends.
14:59And Harper, honey, doesn't do feelings.
15:03Look at us now.
15:12Is that a yes, honey?
15:14It's more than a yes.
15:17How can it?
15:23But we're not quite done with our tutoring agreement.
15:32I think I have one final lesson.
15:44I can't believe I lost my virginity to Brady Wilder.
15:53Between tutoring and hooking up, we're together all the time.
16:02And he's turned out to be a surprisingly good tutor and boyfriend.
16:09But most of our time together is in private, which makes me wonder, is popular Brady Wilder still in pairs
16:17to be seen with nerdy little me?
16:33Special delivery! Great. Pizza again.
16:41Okay. What's wrong, honey? Spill.
16:45Nothing, sorry. I'm just stressed about college acceptances. I'm waiting to hear back from Yale this week.
16:55Hey. You're a shoo-in. And hey, maybe they'll recruit me for hockey. Now have some pizza.
17:02What? So we can just hide out in the dorms and eat takeout every night there too?
17:06Okay, seriously, honey. What's wrong?
17:08You! I know you're still embarrassed to be seen with me. That's why we're always sneaking around and you never
17:12asked me to-
17:13Would you just have some pizza?
17:15I don't want pizza!
17:16Harper. Have some pizza. Please.
17:30Would you, uh, come to my game tomorrow? As my girlfriend?
17:39Would you, uh, come to my game tomorrow? As my girlfriend?
17:43Oh my god. I'm such an idiot. Yes, I feel Brady.
18:05Alright. Let's go get some real food. I'm starving.
18:32Just ignore the mean girls, Harper. You're here for Brady. He wants you here.
18:47Come on!
18:48Harper!
18:49Over here!
18:51Come on, girl.
18:56Come on, girl!
18:58Is Cammy being nice to me?
19:00These girls have bullied me for four years, and now...
19:04Brady Wilder invited you, didn't he?
19:10Come on, girl. You're on a bus now.
19:20Wow, he can really play.
19:23Yeah, don't forget to cheer if he scores before halftime.
19:27Did you bring a poster?
19:31Um, don't worry about it. Just make sure to read ours so you know what the next time is going
19:36to be.
19:57What? What is this?
20:00Oh, sweetie. You didn't know?
20:02Brady only slept with you as part of a... that.
20:09No, how could he?
20:15I've got a little something for you.
20:21Because that's what you are. That's what you'll always be.
20:26The senior boys had a little bet to see who could take Hand-Me-Down-Harper's virginity first and, well,
20:31you were easier than we thought you'd be.
20:34Looks like Wilder scored multiple times.
20:38Brady didn't do something like that.
20:40Yeah, you actually thought he liked you?
20:42That first night he was in your dorm room was literally a dare.
20:46And now you're part of the dare.
20:49Bye-bye the card.
20:51I wonder what Brady's gonna do with the winnings from the back.
20:54Yeah!
20:54You know what? Enjoy this!
20:55Because I'll be off in college and you'll have pain here!
21:00Oh, Hand-Me-Down!
21:02Oh, my God!
21:03Hand-Me-Down, if you're gonna cry, stay so we can watch!
21:07Perfect!
21:10We're going from MVP to Mr. Chuck.
21:13What is God of-
21:14Wilder!
21:16Get back on the ice!
21:20What the fuck is wrong with you?
21:28This was Jack's bet.
21:31God, I would never.
21:32She's more than a bet to me.
21:34I wouldn't expect you to understand.
21:37See, this is why no one actually likes you, Brittany.
21:39They're just scared of you.
21:42Get out!
21:44Get out!
21:45I want these girls kicked out now or I'm not getting back on the ice.
21:49Oh no, this isn't looking good.
21:50If Wilder refuses to return, Lockwood Prep is sure to lose.
21:55Get them out!
21:55Get them out!
21:57Get them out!
21:58Get them out!
21:59If I ever see any of you at another game, I'm having security drag you out in front of everyone.
22:04Get them out!
22:04Get them out!
22:07Get them out!
22:09Get them out!
22:09Get them out!
22:10Wilder!
22:11Get back on the ice!
22:12What are you doing?
22:15Harper.
22:21Harper, wait.
22:23What?
22:23So you can humiliate me more, Brady?
22:25I opened up to you.
22:26I told you about my dreams and my family.
22:28I gave you my virginity.
22:31So is this just all a bet to you?
22:33A fucking bet?
22:38No, I swear.
22:39Those girls were just jealous bitches, alright?
22:42You've never been a bet to me.
22:43You've always been-
22:44You've been what?
22:45Someone to help you pass chemistry and stay on the team?
22:47Someone to fucking make fun of behind my back?
22:50I thought you liked me.
22:51I did!
22:52I mean, I do.
22:55I should've never gotten involved with the Brady Wilder.
22:59Hockey star.
23:00Popular, popular jock.
23:03The guy who doesn't do girlfriends.
23:10Is that really all you see in me?
23:12Just some dumb jock with no feelings?
23:17You are who you've always been and I've always been the smart girl Puckhead.
23:21Congrats.
23:22You made me stupid.
23:26I thought you saw me in a way that nobody else ever had.
23:29I wish you'd just see how devoted I am to you.
23:36Is that the agreement?
23:38Not that I got destroyed.
23:39Why do you still have that?
23:40As a reminder, this started as a tutor agreement.
23:44That's what this always has been to you.
23:46We promised no feelings and no future after the exam.
23:50I fulfilled my bargain so just leave me alone.
23:53I can't.
23:54Why not?
23:54What?
23:57In this moment I am holding you so tight.
24:03Can you believe our dreams have become real life?
24:08Let's dance away the night and stand the trust of time.
24:13Because I love you, Parker.
24:25I love you.
24:27And I've always hated that contract.
24:32You...
24:33You love me?
24:36I do.
24:38I swear.
24:39And-and-and-and Britney and her she-devils, I mean they were just trying to break us up.
24:44Alright? You were never a vet to me.
24:46I would never do that to someone I love.
24:48Well girl, if you have five seconds to eat your ass on the ice, I'll drag you out there while
24:53still.
24:54Look, I gotta go.
24:56But let's talk after the game, alright?
24:58I've got something I want to ask you that I think will show you how much I care.
25:03That agreement isn't complete until someone asks me for all.
25:07Well, that someone is me.
25:19Uh...
25:20Ricky Wilder loves me.
25:22It just can't be true, I mean.
25:26Oh no, I mean...
25:28Oh no, it can't be true.
25:34Yes, it is, Miss Honey.
25:38And because it's true, it's why I need you to break up with him.
25:46Listen, Harbour.
25:47For the last four years, I've spent more time with that boy than his own parents.
25:51I know Brady Wilder better than anyone.
25:54Good kid.
25:55But he never had his priorities straight.
25:58For the first time, he's becoming the player he always should have been.
26:02I won't let him jeopardize that.
26:04What? What does it have to do with me?
26:06I've never seen him like this with a girl.
26:09But I've also never seen him this distracted on the ice.
26:12He almost lost us the game chasing after you.
26:16Do you love him?
26:23You're a good girl.
26:25I know you are.
26:26And you're smart.
26:27But if you love him,
26:30and you want to see him get into a good school,
26:32and have a bright future on the ice,
26:34you need to let him go.
26:59I'm sorry, but we just can't come back from this.
27:02Please don't ever try to talk to me again.
27:06Harper.
27:07Harper.
27:12Harper.
27:13Harper.
27:22Harper.
27:25Harper.
27:26Harper.
27:50It's been a week since I ended things with Brady.
27:52I've never felt so depressed.
27:54And maybe I'm imagining things,
27:56but he doesn't look so great either.
27:58I feel so bad.
28:00But I have to remember,
28:02I'm doing this for him.
28:04Because I love him.
28:10Did you hear Britney actually did it?
28:14No way.
28:15Britney asked her to prom?
28:16Oh yeah.
28:18She's a bitch.
28:20They do make a hot couple though.
28:23He's going to the prom with my biggest bully?
28:25I guess he never really loved me after all.
28:28I don't know what feels of hers.
28:36Oh yeah.
28:42Fuck!
28:48Walter.
28:53What are you still doing here?
28:55Should you be out getting ready for the bomb with your friends?
28:57I don't like my friends right now.
29:02You look like you don't like anything at the moment.
29:05You okay son?
29:07Yeah.
29:10No.
29:12No, I'm not okay.
29:16Coach, I think I need your help.
29:22Talk to me young man.
29:25I fucked up.
29:28I let the best thing in my life go.
29:33And now she wants nothing to do with me.
29:35And I mean, I got to respect that.
29:37Because I mean, after everything I put her through,
29:38it's the least I can do.
29:40But God, it hurts so bad.
29:46You aced your chemistry, Gazelle.
29:49You won MVP this season.
29:52Maybe you could have handled everything after all.
29:56You really love Hopper, don't you?
30:00More than anything in the world, Coach.
30:04What would you do if the game was tied?
30:08Most important game of the season.
30:09The puck gets passed to you,
30:11but you got all these obstacles in your way.
30:13What would you do?
30:15I would find a way.
30:16I would score it.
30:23And what the hell are you waiting on?
30:29Go get your girl, Walker.
30:43What are you doing here?
30:48What are you doing here?
30:50Are you seriously going to wear that?
30:52Brady, what are you doing?
30:54Taking my girlfriend to prom.
30:56We broke up, remember?
31:03You know, I don't think you wanted to do that.
31:07I think you know that I love you.
31:10And you know what?
31:12I think you love me too, honey.
31:14Oh, do you?
31:25See?
31:26But do nothing for me.
31:31Your pulse says otherwise.
31:42Look, I am so, so sorry.
31:46I never wanted anyone to hurt you.
31:49But I promise,
31:51I'll never let anyone ever hurt you again.
31:56Because I love you, Puckhead.
31:59I love you too, Puckhead.
32:01I love you too, Puckhead.
32:07I love you too, Puckhead.
32:10I love you too, Puckhead.
32:15I love you too, Puckhead.
32:16I love you too, Puckhead.
32:17We got plenty of time for that after prom.
32:20But right now I...
32:22I want to show off my beautiful girlfriend.
32:26Okay.
32:32You know, on our first date, I chose what you wore, but now, it's your turn.
33:01I got this back when I thought you were going to ask me to prom, and it matches perfectly.
33:08Well, Harper, honey, you got me an antichemistry, so it's my turn to fulfill my end of the deal.
33:15Will it be the best prom date ever?
33:22Deal.
33:34Where's hand-down Harper?
33:36She wouldn't show her face after being publicly humiliated.
33:40Plus, she'd look out of place at an event like this.
33:43What would she even wear?
33:44A Goodwill dress and her glasses?
33:48No, no, no.
33:49Wait, look, look, look.
33:51You think this girl looks good enough to be Brady Rattler's date?
33:55No, no, no, no.
33:56The only one who looks good enough for him is me.
34:00And where is Brady Wilder?
34:03Wasn't he supposed to be here with you?
34:37No way they are still fake dating.
34:40I thought he was your date, Brittany.
34:43Why is he with High Me Down Harper?
34:45He looks so good.
34:47So does she.
34:52You guys are still pretending to be together?
34:55It's pathetic.
34:55And I can prove it.
34:58Out of my way!
35:20And now for Lockwood preps from King and Queen.
35:26And now for Lockwood preps from King and Queen.
35:31Brady, Brady Wilder, and Harper Hawnney.
35:48And tutor to prom queen.
35:50What can't you do?
35:52A round of applause for Brady and Harper Hawnney.
36:01Stop.
36:02Nobody cheered just yet.
36:05Brady Wilder and Harper Hawnney are fake dating.
36:11And I can prove it.
36:16Stop embarrassing yourself.
36:18I never liked you and I never will.
36:20I do have two loves though.
36:22Hockey.
36:24And Harper.
36:25But that's it.
36:26Yeah, Brittany.
36:27We're together for real.
36:29That is not what this says.
36:33See, everyone?
36:34Harper is just Brady's pathetic loser tutor.
36:38He only fake dated her so that he could pass chemistry and stay on the hockey team.
36:44You made that up.
36:46Oh, did I make this up too?
36:48The two parties will go back to being strangers after the terms of the contract have been completed.
36:52No real emotions are permitted.
36:56See, everyone?
36:58Wilder was so afraid of pathetic little Harper that he made her sign a contract.
37:04That was Harper's idea.
37:07Listen, sure, we started as tutors, but I mean, now she's the love of my life.
37:13And you're so mad about that that she went looking into our past?
37:18Well, guess what?
37:19Two can play that game.
37:43You know, for someone who boasts so much about natural beauty, you sure are as fake on the
37:48outside as you're on the inside.
37:50That is it.
37:51I am posting this little contract online for the entire world to see.
37:56And then we can decide who the real pathetic losers are.
37:59Where did you find that?
38:01In the boys' locker room.
38:03I saw you run in there after the game, so I followed you and I saw you...
38:07You dug through the trash?
38:09You went in the boys' locker room?
38:11That's, uh, against school policy.
38:13Have you really lost your mind?
38:15Brittany Cole, you already kicked off the cheer team and banned from any sports matches.
38:21And now you're sneaking into boys' bathrooms and falsifying documents?
38:27That's it.
38:28You're expelled.
38:30Whoa.
38:31We're going to go clean out your dorm and call your parents.
38:34So let's go.
38:35Go.
38:41All right.
38:42Well, now that that's all cleared up, I wanted to thank you all for nominating me and my beautiful
38:47girlfriend here, Harper, as prom king and queen.
38:50Now, uh, let's enjoy our last prom.
38:53DJ, hit that.
39:08You make a pretty good team, Pop-Head.
39:11I'll get to be fair.
39:15About that, Brady, I have something to tell you.
39:24I love you, but I won't be in this town forever.
39:28I...
39:28I got into Yale.
39:30They gave me a full ride, and I leave for Connecticut in the fall.
39:35That's amazing.
39:36I'm so happy for you.
39:38You want a carpool?
39:41What do you mean?
39:43They just recruited me for hockey, honey.
39:46You're both going to be bulldogs.
39:48No way!
39:56Sorry, I shouldn't have done that in front of everyone.
39:59I don't want to embarrass you.
40:02You're right.
40:03No, you shouldn't have.
40:06You should have let me done this.
40:08No!
40:20Gosh.
40:21You're the best tutor ever, okay?
40:24Remember for the best, honey.
40:26No.
40:45It's alright.
40:46Come sit next.
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