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00:12I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now. To any other girl, being so close to the most
00:17popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream, but for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:25Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:33No! No, no, no, no, no! This was out on the yearbook!
00:39That's it!
00:43Puckhead! Shut up!
01:01Brady Wilder? What is my nemesis doing here?
01:06Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
01:10Damn, Brady! You already got her pants off? Man, you are fast!
01:15What are you talking about?
01:18What are you doing, Puckhead?
01:19Would you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey?
01:22It's Harper Honey.
01:25Hey Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
01:32This'll be better. I promise.
01:41He let her start explaining.
01:42Oh, I thought you knew everything.
01:44What about science? What about you and your degenerate friends? Now talk.
01:48Didn't you just yell me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
01:52If you don't start talking...
01:55Ow! Did you just bite me?
01:57Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
01:59Have you taken too many pups to the head, hockey star?
02:02Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you.
02:09In front of everybody.
02:10But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
02:14People will think we did.
02:16So, you're welcome.
02:18In your dreams, Puckhead.
02:25I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
02:28Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
02:32But, I mean, you're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
02:37Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
02:41It's your choice.
02:43I'll have my fun either way.
02:49In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Harper Honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
02:57Don't go through my stuff!
02:58What will we find?
03:07Fine, Puckhead. Just stop. I'll do it.
03:10But you owe me.
03:12What?
03:13You wish!
03:28Yeah, let's do it.
03:31What do I owe you?
03:34A kiss.
03:36Would it be your first?
03:37Hilarious.
03:38But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
03:42And just leave me alone.
03:43For good.
03:46Deal.
03:50Oh!
03:51One last thing.
04:02God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper? Look away!
04:08Oh, you like the view?
04:10I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
04:14So long, honey.
04:18It's honey!
04:22Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
04:29It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
04:33And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
04:38That is, except for the student that got an A.
04:45Or for honey.
04:48Hey, nerd.
05:03hard job!
05:08Northeal!
05:09Northeal!
05:09Southeal!
05:10Sour time!
05:11High five!
05:16Water!
05:17We need to talk.
05:22you're in big trouble son
05:25you may be the best damn hockey player
05:27this sporting school has ever seen
05:28but you would not be the laziest
05:31lazy? coach are you serious
05:32I've been busting my ass out on the ice
05:34I'm talking about your studies son
05:38if you don't get at least a B
05:40on your chemistry final
05:42you're gonna lose your spot on the team
05:44trust me
05:45it'll hurt me more than it hurt you
05:50let us accept for the one student
05:52that got an A
05:59don't worry
06:00I've got a plan
06:02this team comes to you son
06:08Huckhead what are you doing?
06:10I'm sorry but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me
06:12this is my hostage until you hear me out
06:16I need you to
06:27tutor me in chemistry
06:34Brady I need my camera back
06:35these pictures are for the yearbook
06:37look don't worry I got good photos of you
06:39and your game winning smile
06:41you like my smile?
06:43as much as I like you talking to me
06:45I know I know we've never really gotten along
06:46but I was thinking let's call it a truce
06:49you know let's end the year's friends
06:53absolutely not
06:54honey please
06:55it's honey
06:58honey is sweet to you sweetie
07:00I mean
07:01I also if I fail my final
07:03I get kicked off the team
07:04please please please please please please
07:05as much as I like watching you beg
07:09still no
07:12Harper?
07:13is this the first time anyone has ever told you
07:15no look I've always been my own ally Brady
07:17and I'm the only senior on scholarship
07:20if my grade slips
07:21so does my new financial aid
07:26I'm sorry I didn't know
07:29but you're my only hope
07:32can't you ask one of your girly fans
07:34puck bunnies?
07:36right
07:37can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
07:44you're the only one who got an A
07:49okay
07:50your first chemistry sample question
07:53what is the periodic symbol for Visma?
07:58it's bye
07:59as in
08:01bye bye
08:10Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything
08:13doesn't he
08:13well
08:14good thing he's not my crush
08:15good thing I like
08:22Jack
08:23Watson
08:25sorry
08:26do I know you?
08:28oh I
08:29uh
08:29no
08:30I mean
08:31I'm Harper
08:39I uh
08:40I work yearbook
08:41I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester
08:44at the charity gala
08:46cool
08:46yeah
08:47galas are important
08:49definitely
08:51I was saying definitely
08:52and I just tried the same totally which
08:54I mean
08:56god she's giving me second-hand embarrassment
08:59yeah yeah
09:00hey
09:01see you around Anna
09:03it's hard
09:05you might be good at school
09:06but you get a big fat ass at being cool
09:09because that
09:10is truly pathetic
09:12leave me alone at Brittany
09:16leave me alone at Brittany
09:18oh what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do
09:20cry?
09:21oh
09:24how's it feel
09:25being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep
09:28I mean you're lucky that we wear uniforms
09:30and the only thing to show how truly poor you are
09:32is that
09:32fugly backpack
09:34stop
09:35what are you doing?
09:35my own studies
09:36hand me down
09:37I have always wondered
09:39what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags
09:43what do we have here?
09:44oh
09:45no
09:45that's my chemistry homework
09:47I was working all night
09:48it's due tomorrow
09:49it's not like you had anything better to do
09:52sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building
09:54so I can get into school here
09:55sorry that I don't party all night
09:56because I want to get into a good college
09:58and I don't hook up with jock
09:59oh yeah
09:59well you couldn't hook up with a jock
10:01even if you wanted to
10:02no one will touch you
10:03hand me down
10:05well seeing as you've been with the whole school
10:07I wouldn't want to anyways
10:08and oh just a thought
10:09study if you don't want to fail
10:12oh and here's another
10:13balance and you won't get wet
10:34oh
10:35did you want your stuff back?
10:37okay
10:37swim for it
10:37bitch
10:45oh
10:46did you want this tail?
10:48no
10:48did you?
10:49did you want it?
10:49no
10:50okay
10:50go grab it
10:53leave her alone
11:04take it on
11:07take it on
11:08take it on
11:15are you good?
11:17just peeking
11:20you guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
11:23oh come on Brady
11:23we were just having some fun with our girl
11:25you're so cute when you're mad
11:28us jocks have to stick together
11:29delete those pictures Brittany
11:30oh what?
11:31what is she gonna do to us?
11:33she
11:34won't do anything
11:35I on the other hand
11:40my phone
11:41oh my god
11:51my hair
11:53my makeup
11:56help me
11:57girl
11:57I got you
11:58oh my god
12:00here
12:02you are so
12:04dead
12:05it's better than being still
12:07so stuck
12:08in the fountain
12:21you don't have to do this
12:22these guys are looking at you like a piece of meat
12:25well
12:26I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone did still have my white one
12:29alright let's go
12:30I mean you helped me that at least now
12:52god you are so bad at this
12:54god you are so bad at this
13:00what's up Hudson
13:02oh
13:04hey walter
13:06hi hannah
13:07harper
13:08right
13:09harper
13:10oh my god
13:11he's never said my name before
13:13it's like he really sees me
13:16what are you doing?
13:18you're ruining my chances with him
13:20I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you
13:35just hear me out
13:37look
13:38I'm grateful that you saved me just now
13:40but we're not friends
13:41whoa
13:42honey
13:43listen
13:44I'm not saying we should be friends
13:45I'm
13:46simply proposing
13:47I already told you
13:48I'm not gonna tutor you
13:49shh
13:52you know
13:52for someone so smart
13:54you really are a terrible listener
13:56do you know what quid pro quo means?
13:59or
13:59do you need a latin lesson science girl?
14:01I scratch your back
14:03you scratch mine
14:03except there's nothing that you can offer me
14:10I think there's something you want
14:18how about
14:20Jack Hudson
14:29what about Jack Hudson?
14:31I mean you like him don't you?
14:32don't try to deny it
14:34I mean I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting
14:35and that little wave
14:37you're such a jerk
14:38a popular jerk
14:40one who can boost your social status
14:42so another popular guy like Jack
14:44will actually acknowledge you
14:47I mean I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak
14:50but I mean
14:51I'll help you land him
14:53but if I did
14:54I wouldn't even know what to do with him
14:57okay
14:58how about this
14:59you tutor me in chemistry
15:00so I get at least a B
15:02past the finals day on the team
15:04and in return
15:05I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous
15:10let's just say your plan works
15:11then I'll teach you how to hook up
15:15what?
15:16you know I'm like
15:16kiss and
15:19other stuff
15:21you're crazy
15:22this is crazy
15:23oh my god
15:23I can't even believe I even considered this
15:25I'm going
15:32I can see you need more convincing
15:35so
15:35how about a preview of your first lesson
15:56wow
15:57do I
15:59like him
16:02no Harper
16:03he's your nemesis
16:04remember
16:06that kiss was
16:08wow
16:10this is Harper
16:11not bad
16:14tutor girl
16:15that was pretty convincing
16:18that was
16:19nothing for me
16:25if Paul says otherwise
16:28I hate to admit it
16:29but he's right
16:29if I really want Jack's attention
16:31I need his help
16:34look honey
16:35I know it seems like
16:36I don't care about anything
16:37but
16:38I actually do care about my grades
16:40I mean
16:41enough to
16:42stay on the hockey team
16:44but
16:44I know my mom would be
16:46rolling in her grave
16:46if she knew I was about to
16:47fuck up my only dream
16:50I always
16:52always wanted her to
16:53be proud of me
16:59well
16:59if you insist on not needing help
17:01with your crush
17:01I will uh
17:02wait
17:06wait
17:11fine
17:14let's do it
17:16we tutor each other
17:17I get you at least a B
17:19and Kem
17:19and
17:20you get me a date with Jack
17:21to the prom
17:22and it has to be the prom
17:24nothing left
17:25deal
17:29deal
17:32alright
17:33meet me after dinner at my dorm
17:34oh
17:35and
17:37where's something sexy
17:38honey
17:40it's honey
17:46what did I just get myself into
17:52what are you doing in my bed
17:57seriously Brady
17:58if the dorm moms catch you in my bed after hours
18:00we're both screwed
18:01chillax honey
18:03the dorm moms love me
18:04never get in trouble
18:06they think I'm a Dora
18:12I thought you wanted me to meet you at your dorm
18:14I did
18:16but then I figured you might show up looking like
18:19that
18:24look
18:24I'm taking you to your first high school party
18:26if you want to sell the idea of us being a thing
18:28just
18:29just for Jack to notice me
18:32yeah yeah for Jack
18:34but you gotta look like a girl I'd date
18:36but I can't go full blonde in an hour
18:38I mean the bleach wouldn't have enough time to rot my brain either
18:41haha very funny
18:43look let's just focus on me tutoring you
18:46Mr. D Plus
18:47deal
18:48I'll be the best dude never
18:51but in exchange for my compliance
18:54I get to teach you where to the party tonight
18:57fine
18:59open your book to chapter 6
19:01forgot about
19:03can we share yours?
19:05am I supposed to share the bed with my nemesis now?
19:10come on
19:11that don't bite
19:13well
19:13until lesson 3 at least
19:16chill Harper
19:17it's just a bed
19:18you're just sitting
19:19you're just tutoring him
19:21oh
19:22and before we start
19:25I need you to sign this
19:28tutor agreement between
19:30Harper H. and Brady W.
19:33is this a contract?
19:37is this a contract?
19:44Harper H. will tutor Brady W. in chemistry until he gets a B so he can remain on the hockey
19:50team
19:53B
19:55Brady W. will tutor Harper H. in seduction until she becomes proficient
20:01so Jack Hudson asks her to prom
20:06C
20:07both parties should keep this agreement strictly confidential
20:11are you serious?
20:13obviously
20:14any amendments or red lines?
20:16only one
20:17the parties will go back to being strangers after the purposes are fulfilled
20:21no real emotions are permitted
20:26I don't think you'll be able to stop yourself from falling for the other one
20:29I don't think you'll be able to stop you
20:32watch me
20:32Puckhead
20:42but remember
20:43Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends
20:48Brady Wilder doesn't do girlfriends
20:51okay
20:53chem time
20:55let's start with bonding theory
20:57oh like what we're doing right now
20:58Puckhead
20:59do you want to get kicked off the hockey team or not?
21:01right sorry
21:03okay
21:06a chemical bond is an attraction of two or more atoms that form
21:19stop staring at him Harper
21:22a chemical?
21:24great
21:25and do you think the atoms share protons or electrons here?
21:29uh
21:30uh
21:34whoa
21:36I never noticed how pretty she is in Puckhead
21:39geez
21:40Puckhead is pretty
21:40you got this?
21:42just think about it
21:45electrons?
21:46that's right
21:47good job
22:08ok
22:10em
22:11next action
22:22what's next that's it we finished the chapter seriously i totally get it now it's just easier
22:31to understand when you explain it you're a great tutor honey let's just hope you are too
22:37let's go whoa not yet our deal remember
22:50do you have anything in here that doesn't make you look like a nerd or a boy
22:58no way that's my dance recital costume from freshman year perfect i could never pull that
23:05off it's too tiny which makes it perfect lesson one gotta look the part lesson two confidence
23:14now put this on turn around oh sorry
23:28i can't adjust the strap let me help no
23:39stop looking at me like that i know i look stupid no you look high
23:49i mean um jack will make you look fine
23:55let's uh get that strap
24:21uh thanks no problem you cannot put me down now right
24:30oh one more thing my mom gave me this my first ever hockey game when i was a kid
24:37we uh got into a crash on the way home she didn't make it
24:44it's not worth much but it means everything to me i think you should wear it i think it'd really
24:50sell
24:50the whole us being us
24:58i'll keep it safe brady
25:12a chance i can convince you to let your hair down about the same as you wearing this dress
25:17instead pocket now let's go before i change my mind
25:21let's go before i change my mind
25:44lesson two confidence
25:47i've never i don't drink or eat what if i say something stupid
25:52listen i'll stay sober so you can let lucen have fun
26:04deal
26:12don't work but jack's here
26:15he's totally checking you out
26:18why does this bother me so much i mean that's why we're here isn't it
26:33what are you doing brady i thought you said jack was looking at me
26:40cool
26:42lesson three guys like a challenge
26:46player to get tonight you're mine
26:51right just for the sake of our deal
26:54i'll be honey
26:56now act like you like me
27:04what the actual fuck is brady wilder doing with that loser
27:08what do you mean that girl's hot that girl is harper honey
27:13ew what if that pathetic nerdy freak thinks that she can steal my man but you and brady aren't even
27:21dating yes kayla but i'm the cheer captain and he's the hockey captain it's like high school law that we
27:27end up together
27:30and i'm gonna make sure she understands that
27:33and stays the away from my man
27:44why did i lash out at brady like that when he acted all coupley with me
27:47isn't that the point of this god but
27:52sometimes when he touches me it makes me feel
27:56so close sorry
27:58i didn't realize i wasn't here
28:01i am so drunk i could use like an advil
28:07for my five
28:14i'll just get out of here and give me some prayers
28:17no no um could you stay please
28:20please i'm i'm just so drunk i mean
28:25and i need you to hold back my hair
28:28she's a mean girl but leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful
28:32just give me one second i'll go grab your friends for you okay
28:36okay
28:36no need
28:38hurry on hard
28:43looks like my friends are already here
29:45Brittany, please. I was just trying to help you.
29:48Aw. Harper, you really think I wanted help from you?
29:51If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
29:56She's more delusional than you thought.
29:59Why are you so mean, Brittany?
30:01You know people only like you because you buy them with Daddy's credit card?
30:05I don't buy my plans, but even if I needed to, at least I could.
30:08Your shitty scholarship could even buy you a decent dress.
30:12You pretend to be all sweet around Brady.
30:14You're so fake, Brittany.
30:16From your dyed hair to your doctored nose.
30:19Oh, sweetie.
30:20I know you're not used to beauty, but I am 100% natural and real.
30:24And at least I have a cute nose, unlike you with your snout.
30:28Brady doesn't seem to mind.
30:31You want to be a slut for Brady.
30:33Bye.
30:33Let's just make sure everybody can see everything.
30:36For...
30:48Please, stop me.
30:52Please, stop me.
30:57You really think Brady would, like, your body?
31:00You're built like a prepubescent boy.
31:03She's right.
31:04I don't want Brady to see me like this, but I need him to save me.
31:09I think he'd like you better after a little makeover.
31:12Right, ladies?
31:14Let's wrap some pies.
31:24Hi, everyone.
31:26Little hand-me-down Harper wanted a makeover.
31:30What do you say we help her out?
31:32I don't know.
31:34First, let's start with a new hairdo.
31:37What?
31:38No.
31:39Please, don't cut my hair.
31:42Fine.
31:44Fine.
31:44The walls.
31:46I'll just shave it.
31:50Brady, help!
31:52Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
31:59Brady, help!
32:02Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
32:07Wait, is that Brady's lucky pen?
32:10Give it to me.
32:11You probably stole it from him anyway.
32:15It's not worth much, but it means everything to me.
32:18I promised Brady that his late mother's pen would be safe with me, and I intend to keep
32:22that promise.
32:24Give it to me.
32:28Give it to me right now, or I will shave your entire head.
32:31We're going to have to shave my head because we're not getting the skin.
32:41What the fuck are you doing?
32:45What the fuck are you doing?
32:47Brady.
32:48Brady, Harper here is wasted, and she tried to give herself a little makeover to impress you.
32:53Isn't that just, like, adorably pathetic?
32:55No, the only thing pathetic is that you actually think I'd date you.
32:58Oh.
33:02Brady, you need someone on your level.
33:04Someone hot.
33:06You're right.
33:07I do.
33:08Of course Brady sees me in my underwear and thinks I'm ugly.
33:12I wouldn't be.
33:14That's exactly why.
33:15That's why I'm with her.
33:17Not you.
33:19Brady, she stole your pen.
33:20I'm just trying to give it back to you.
33:22Look at her.
33:23She's a mess.
33:28You know, it must take one to know one.
33:36Oh my god, my hair.
33:38It's covered in alcohol.
33:41This is disgusting.
33:42You know, if it's so gross, I guess you could always shave it off.
33:46Wow.
33:47All natural, huh?
33:49You said your eyelashes were real.
33:50Yeah, I thought you were 100% natural, huh?
33:54You will pay for this.
33:56You all will.
34:08Let's get you something to wear.
34:10Come on.
34:21Are you okay?
34:22Brittany would have never targeted me like that if we weren't pretending to be together.
34:26Yeah, I know.
34:27But as soon as I heard you scream, I...
34:29I was in there for a while before you realized you swore you wouldn't drink, Brady.
34:32I didn't.
34:33Then why did you walk in holding a drink?
34:35Harper, that was for you.
34:37You really think I drink vodka cranberries?
34:39I just wanted you to have a good time.
34:41Oh.
34:42Look, it's all my fault.
34:44We should have never done this.
34:46I shouldn't have agreed.
34:49Here.
34:52I'll get to see for you.
34:56I should have known that in order to get Jack to like me, I would have to deal with your
34:59pug bunnies making my life a living hell.
35:02Wasn't it already?
35:03At least people know you now.
35:05God, you are so full of yourself.
35:07I know you only saved me because of our deal, because you needed a better chem grade.
35:19Wow, Harper.
35:21Do I actually think Harper, honey, is gorgeous?
35:29Wow, Harper.
35:32Shit, just do I look at that?
35:34No, no.
35:36Harper, you look...
35:40Look.
35:41Brady, thank you for saving me, but you don't have to pretend you care.
35:45There's no one watching.
35:46No, Harper, I do care.
35:47I saved you because I...
35:50You're right.
35:51There is no way Brady Wilder is actually hooking up with Harper in there.
35:54Yeah, she must be a black woman or something.
35:56What's the best?
35:57If they find out we're fake dating...
35:59It's social suicide.
35:59I will just be a nerd, Brady.
36:01I'd be a desperate, pathetic liar.
36:02What do we do?
36:08What the hell do you think you're doing, Puckett?
36:10Do you trust me?
36:38What's up, guys?
36:39You mean Harper, yeah?
36:41Um, a little privacy, please?
36:43Oh, Sour Chain, be out of here.
36:53Holy shit.
36:55A little privacy, please?
36:57You crushed that.
36:58What about, sup, guys?
37:01Way to sell it, Puckhead?
37:09So, you having fun at your first party?
37:13I am, actually.
37:15Feels like a rite of passage.
37:17Typical high school experience.
37:20And you're not that bad of a date, Wilder.
37:24You're a pretty fun date yourself, honey.
37:26Why does this date suddenly feel so real?
37:30And why do I like it?
37:32I think dating you for chemistry tutoring definitely feels like an original experience.
37:37But, I wouldn't want to do it with anyone but you.
37:41Plus, I get to pretend that I have a girlfriend, which is something I would never do.
37:48Same, Puckhead.
37:49Just the same.
37:51I knew it.
37:53I knew Brady would never actually date that loser.
37:56And soon, the whole school will know it, too.
38:03Alright, well, I'll walk you back to our dorm.
38:06I just gotta say goodbye to the team first, so...
38:08Sure.
38:09Sounds good.
38:29Harper, right?
38:30Yeah.
38:31I mean, yes.
38:32Hi.
38:33I'm Jack.
38:34I know.
38:35I mean, we met.
38:37Briefly.
38:39So, you're here with Brady Wilder, huh?
38:44Didn't peg you for a Puck Bunny.
38:47Oh my God.
38:48He actually believes someone like Brady could like me?
38:51Because they're not.
38:53Yeah, Brady brought me here, but it's casual, you know?
38:56Keeping my options open.
38:58And I'm not usually into jocks.
39:02That's cool, Harper.
39:04Very cool.
39:09So, if he's not your boyfriend or anything, I'd love to hang out sometime.
39:14Maybe grab some coffee?
39:17This is everything I've ever wanted.
39:19Jack Hudson is finally asking me out.
39:21But why don't I want to say yes?
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39:52I usually fly through ONT, but I'm embarrassed to say I tried SX instead on my last trip.
39:59Big mistake.
40:00It was the longest travel date of my life.
40:03ONT's real fast travel for real life.
40:06Because when it comes to your airport, faster is always better.
40:09There's just no substitute for an easy and stress-free airport experience.
40:13Here's your flight.
40:14Thank you, boss.
40:15All right, I think we got it.
40:18Perfect.
40:20Oh, f***.
40:21Are you still filming?
40:39You're such a moron, Harper.
40:41Brady would never actually like someone like you.
40:43And you don't like him.
40:46Right?
40:47So is that a no?
40:50What?
40:51No.
40:51Yes.
40:52I mean, no, it's not a no.
40:54It's a yes.
40:56I'd love to go on a date with you, Jack.
40:59Cool.
41:31What the f*** are you wearing, honey?
41:33Oh, this?
41:34It's the only thing big enough to cover up this gigantic hickey you gave me at the party.
41:38I had to sell it.
41:40Well, now it looks like I'm selling it.
41:42As in sex.
41:44I look like a slut.
41:48I look like a slut.
41:50You're welcome, buddy.
41:52Buddy!
41:53Excuse me?
41:54Harper Honey walking around campus with a mysterious hickey?
41:58Sounds like I'm doing my end of the bargain.
42:01Get the scarf off.
42:08Fake date, you think, Jack?
42:10Jealous?
42:11Again?
42:13God, Brady, you're being crazy.
42:15Harper's allowed to date whoever she wants.
42:18She's just her tutor, remember?
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42:57From-
43:07My money's on our boy Jack.
43:08Oh, yeah.
43:10Okay.
43:10He's definitely gonna win.
43:11Have me done.
43:13That offers a beat car.
43:24What the fuck are you wearing, honey?
43:26Oh, this?
43:27It's the only thing big enough to cover up this gigantic hickey you gave me at the party.
43:32I had to sell it.
43:33Well, now it looks like I'm selling it.
43:37As in-
43:37I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it?
43:50What are you doing, Brady?
43:52I thought you said Jack was looking at me.
43:55I thought I could run after you.
43:58I thought you didn't want to pay my money.
44:00Lesson three.
44:01Guys look a challenge.
44:03Clarity get.
44:05Tonight, you're mine.
44:08Right.
44:08Just for the sake of our deal.
44:11I'll be, honey.
44:13Now.
44:14Act like you like me.
44:21What the actual fuck is Brady Wilder doing with that loser?
44:25What do you mean?
44:26That girl's hot.
44:28That girl is Harper Honey.
44:31Ew.
44:32What?
44:32If that pathetic, nerdy freak thinks that she can steal my man...
44:37But you and Brady aren't even dating.
44:39Yes, Kayla.
44:40But I'm the cheer captain and he's the hockey captain.
44:43It's like high school law that we end up together.
44:48And I'm gonna make sure she understands that.
44:51And stays the fuck away from my man.
45:01Why did I lash out at Brady like that when he acted all couple-y with me?
45:05Isn't that the point of this?
45:06Yes, God, but sometimes when he touches me, it makes me feel...
45:13Whoops!
45:14Sorry.
45:16I didn't realize I wasn't here.
45:19I am so drunk.
45:22I could use, like, an Advil.
45:25Two or five.
45:32I'll just get out of here and give me some prayer.
45:34No, no, um, could you stay, please?
45:38I'm just so drunk.
45:41I mean...
45:41No.
45:42Emma, I need you to hold back my hair.
45:45She's a mean girl, but leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful.
45:50Just give me one second.
45:51I'll go grab your friends for you, okay?
45:54No need.
45:54Hurry, I'll go grab your team.
46:01Looks like my friends are already here.
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48:20Uh, Jack Hudson.
48:31What about Jack Hudson?
48:33I mean, you like him, don't you?
48:34Don't try to deny it.
48:35I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
48:38And that little wave.
48:39You're such a jerk!
48:44Serious?
48:45Obviously.
48:45Any amendments or red lines?
48:47Only one.
48:48Um, the parties will go back to being strangers after the purposes are fulfilled.
48:54Number five.
49:01I'll just get out of here and give you some perfume.
49:04No, no, um, could you stay, please?
49:08I'm just so drunk.
49:10I mean, I need you to hold back my hair.
49:15She's a mean girl.
49:16But leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful.
49:19Just give me one second.
49:21I'll go grab your friends for you, okay?
49:23No need.
49:25Let me on hard work, please.
49:30Looks like my friends are already here.
49:44She's been gone for a while.
49:46Should I check on her?
49:48No.
49:49No, great.
49:50Stop being so clingy.
49:51Wilder.
49:52I'm gonna need that muscle to help dragging the cake that lacrosse team's like.
49:56You in?
49:56Gosh.
49:58Brittany, please, I was just trying to help you, Mom.
50:02Harper, you really think I wanted help from you?
50:04If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
50:09She's more delusional than you thought.
50:12Why are you so mean, Brittany?
50:15You know people only like you because you buy them with Daddy's credit card?
50:18I don't buy my friends.
50:19But even if I needed to, at least I could.
50:22Your shitty scholarship couldn't even buy you a decent dress.
50:25You pretend to be all sweet around Brady.
50:27You're so fake, Brittany.
50:30From your dyed hair to your doctored nose.
50:32Oh, sweetie.
50:33I know you're not used to beauty, but I am 100% natural and real.
50:37And at least I have a cute nose, unlike you with your snout.
50:40Oh, Brittany doesn't seem to mind.
50:44You want to be a slut for Brady.
50:46Bye.
50:46Let's just make sure everybody can see everything.
50:49For...
51:01Please stop.
51:06Please stop.
51:08Please.
51:10You really think Brady would like your body?
51:13You're built like a prepubescent boy.
51:17She's right.
51:18I don't want Brady to see me like this, but I need him to save me.
51:22I think he'd like you better after a little makeover.
51:25Right, ladies?
51:27Let's wrap some pies.
51:37Hi, everyone.
51:39Little hand-me-down Harper wanted a makeover.
51:43What do you say we help her out?
51:47First, let's start with a new hairdo.
51:50What?
51:51No.
51:52Please, don't cut my hair.
51:55Fine.
51:56Fine.
51:57I'll just shave it.
52:03Brady, help!
52:05Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
52:15Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
52:19Wait.
52:20Is that Brady's lucky pin?
52:23Give it to me.
52:24You probably stole it from him anyway.
52:28It's not worth much, but it means everything to me.
52:31I promised Brady that his late mother's pin would be safe with me,
52:34and I intend to keep that promise.
52:37Give it to me.
52:38Oh!
52:41Give it to me right now, or I will shave your entire head.
52:44We're going to have to shave my head because we're not getting the skin.
52:54What the fuck are you doing?
52:58What the fuck are you doing?
53:00Brady.
53:01Harper here is wasted,
53:03and she tried to give herself a little makeover to impress you.
53:06Isn't that just, like, adorably pathetic?
53:08No, the only thing pathetic is that you actually think I date you.
53:11Oh.
53:15Brady, you need someone on your level.
53:17Someone hot.
53:19You're right.
53:20I do.
53:21Of course Brady sees me in my underwear and thinks I'm ugly.
53:25I wouldn't be.
53:27That's exactly why.
53:28That's why I'm with her.
53:31Not you.
53:32Brady, she stole your pin.
53:33I was just trying to give it back to you.
53:35Look at her.
53:36She's a mess.
53:41You know,
53:43it must take one to know one.
53:50Oh my god, my hair.
53:51It's covered in alcohol.
53:54This is disgusting.
53:55You know, if it's so gross like this,
53:57you could always shave it off.
53:59Wow.
54:00I thought I could ever do that one.
54:00I know.
54:00All that one.
54:01I know.
54:01All that.
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