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00:07What? Ariana Grande too? She's like 29.
00:1142.
00:12God forbid.
00:13Aston, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts. I'm telling you the earlier the better.
00:17No, everyone's crazy.
00:20Am I?
00:22Shut up, no way.
00:24Two weeks ago and it's so subtle you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:27Oh, actually I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:31I only lost that face fat.
00:32Thank you for noticing.
00:34I love you.
00:34Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay? It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:40That's the future of beauty.
00:41Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler. It left fucking lumps. Look at this.
00:45Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week. I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as
00:51we speak, okay?
00:51You need to fix that broke face, and then you're gonna be getting so much new dick, that trashbag Richie
00:57will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
00:59I'm sad.
01:00No.
01:00Was that horror clearer really that much prettier than me?
01:03Yes.
01:04Bitch.
01:04She was gorgeous.
01:06Mmm, look at this bitch.
01:07Oh, ew.
01:08Sweetie, Harper Rose. Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay? Before Anna sees you. You know
01:13she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:15I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:18I don't get it. Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose. She's still a tent.
01:23Glowing.
01:23I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:25Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig. Goodbye.
01:30Mmm.
01:30Oh, no, sweetie. Not the over-the-counter coughs her up a month.
01:33Don't do that.
01:33You need, like, some Amaro or, like, a digestive.
01:36Good God. Is this COVID?
01:37No, no, no. No, no, no. Not COVID. Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:41I'm okay. I'm okay.
01:41I just got run down. We caught a bug. The good news is, I lost another five pounds.
01:48Of course.
01:49Jealous. Cough on me.
01:51Everybody's just shedding weight. Jesus. Whoa. Honey.
01:56What is this?
01:57I'm not liking this. Oh, God.
01:59What are you doing?
01:59Are you okay?
02:00Why are you doing this? Stop it.
02:09Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or-
02:12Um, can we-
02:14Oh! Oh! Oh!
02:16Fuck!
02:17Water! Water!
02:18Oh my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:28Water.
02:29What the fuck?
02:31Water!
02:33What the fuck?
02:36Water!
02:39No!
02:40No!
02:41Uh, uh, no, no, no!
02:43We're not coming out.
02:44No!
02:45Uh!
02:46Uh!
02:49Uh!
03:18Oh
03:20Oh
03:50Oh
04:30Allora ci faccio capire, cerchiamo di mettere le cose in chiaro una volta per tutte
04:35Il sindaco ci sta davvero colpito sul collo per queste rapine nei palazzi
04:39Quello già detto, non è stata una rapina
04:43Mi perdoni un'aggressione
04:44Hanno provato ad ammazzarmi
04:47E come mai?
04:50Vi prego, chiamate il DGSI
04:52Vincent serve, può spiegarvi tutto
04:56Sta già pensando uno dei nostri
04:57Siamo qui da quattro ore, basta, dove è il commissario?
05:02Siamo qui da quattro ore però noi dobbiamo capire, ci sono già due cadavere
05:07E se non la fate finita con questi giochetti di merda, ne avrete molti altri
05:13Che cos'è la minaccia?
05:15Se loro mi hanno aggredito così, allora tutti voi, la mia collega, siamo tutti in pericolo
05:23Non avete idea di quello che sta succedendo
05:27Senta, ancora non siamo riusciti a risalire il colpevole
05:30In qualunque cosa se si è mischiato
05:32Che ne so, mafia, roba sessuale
05:36Farebbe meglio a dirci
05:37Ascolta, questo è il tuo lavoro
05:40Capisco
05:42Ma ti intrometti in un'indagine a livello...
05:44Intrometti in un'indagine a livello internazionale
05:46Sì, mission impossible
05:49Hey, give me the fuck out of here!
05:51Sti cazzo di americani sempre arroganti, eh
05:53Ma smettano, sti cazzate fatti
06:07Basta
06:10Let's go
06:37It never gets easy, you know?
06:39It's like picking your favorite child
06:42All brilliant and beautiful in their own way
06:45Though I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel
06:48The high carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge
06:52Which allows for a more elegant cut and severed nerve endings
06:56Like that
06:59Thoughts?
07:01Come on, speak up, my man
07:03I'm not gonna get off of you
07:04Just sit there like a sad sack
07:06What?
07:08You think it's something a little theatrical, right?
07:11More Braveheart
07:13No, no, I got you, bro
07:14Don't worry about it
07:15You'll be on your knees
07:16Yeah
07:18She's an easy lover
07:20She'll take your heart right, you won't feel it
07:26You didn't obey the rules, did you?
07:29And I'm just trying to make you sick
07:31I don't get people your age
07:33Thinking you're so goddamn special
07:35Working from home in sweatpants
07:37Open relationships and sexual anarchy
07:40Nothing sacred anymore, it's disgusting
07:43You signed an agreement
07:45You were given a sacred gift
07:47And you show your appreciation
07:49Of throwing your dick into strangers
07:53And affecting others
07:56Yeah
08:04That's a lot
08:05That's a lot
08:06Get out quick
08:08Cause you get out of the people
08:09And you're leaving
08:10The only way
08:13You'll never know
08:17Oh, please
08:18Oh, please
08:20You're gonna hold on, you believe
08:23Oh, please
08:25Oh, please
08:25Oh, please
08:26Oh, please
08:26Oh, please
08:26Oh, please
08:27Always impeccable timing, honey bear
08:32Status update
08:33Well, I'm staring at a runner
08:34Prepped and ready to go
08:35If you quit nagging
08:36Make it quick
08:37There's a plastic surgeon
08:38I needed to go see
08:39Ouch
08:40You said I was beautiful
08:41Just the way I am
08:42He came in contact
08:43With the Venetian runner
08:44She contaminated
08:45At least one other person
08:46We know of
08:47How exciting
08:49Yeah, it's Sydney Annapolis
08:52Fuck me
08:53Are you sure?
08:54The digital footprints never lie
08:56Hold, please
08:58Ah
09:00Ah
09:00Ah
09:01Ah
09:03Grazie mille
09:04Grazie mille
09:05Grazie mille
09:06Oh
09:07Fucking
09:08Hello?
09:10I'm here
09:11Heavy as a clam
09:11At least we got the FBI on ice
09:14Ah
09:15Not really
09:18Over two more explorations in Venice
09:20Oh, I tried telling you
09:21I need better help
09:22Stay focused
09:23We solve one problem at a time
09:26I'm treading water until the production line gets ramped up
09:31We got this, we're good
09:32No worries
09:33Maybe I should goose the nerds along
09:35Maybe you should do as you're told
09:36Turn me loose
09:37And they make a call to the old black water crew
09:40You want speed?
09:41Get me mercs with skills
09:42Pros
09:43You know how I feel about meeting new people
09:45I'm not very good at hellos
09:47Well don't expect masterpieces
09:49When all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket
10:00So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:06Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:27Could you please give me a minute?
10:32Take all the time you need you fucking asshole
10:35But I'm going to have dinner
10:36Because the filet is getting cold
10:38And by the way we have to talk about Tig
10:41Bad news I'm afraid
10:45Tig?
10:48Who the fuck is Tig?
10:49Tiger
10:50Our oldest troubled son
10:52That you have so much contempt for
10:54You don't even remember his childhood nickname
10:58He relapsed again
10:59Again?
11:00He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland
11:02We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side
11:04I've organized it all
11:06Have fun
11:08I'm going to Capri with Geoff and Lauren
11:11They're actually excited about what I have cooking up
11:14As one would expect
11:16It is official then
11:17You are the biggest monster on this planet
11:21Every night I pray for your death
11:25Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself
11:34Can we play some Yod Rock?
11:40Hey
11:41Just letting you know a fresh wire came through
11:43You should post tomorrow
11:45Thank you
11:45He asked about you again
11:47Jesus Christ
11:49How many times are we going to do this?
11:51It's not too late Antonio
11:52We can figure something out
11:54He needs his father in his life
11:55He needs a father, he doesn't need me
11:58You already know the deal
11:59As long as I keep the accounts full
12:01I'm dead to him
12:04Good news
12:05There's a room available at the Hilton
12:07At Hilton?
12:11He's fucking dying
12:31Hello
12:32Fuck
12:35Still nothing
12:36We searched the hotel
12:38All the stuff is there
12:39No struggle
12:40Nothing on the hotel footage
12:42We're canvassing everywhere on the bar
12:46I never should have left her
12:48Word is DC is freaking out
12:49They got a plan on standby
12:51Oh fuck that
12:52They went after me
12:53They went after her
12:53I gotta find her
12:54I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel
12:56Then let's meet
12:56I had a team take care of that
12:58Follow me
13:03Both of the guys you killed tested positive
13:05You've been exposed
13:07And so have you
13:08I'm negative
13:09That's why I'm keeping my distance
13:11That scene was a bloodbath
13:13You're walking by your hazard
13:16Precaution must be taken
13:20The fuck is this?
13:22Until we get our arms around this
13:23We gotta be smart
13:24You raise hell
13:25We get panic in the streets
13:26Everything gets fucked
13:27No, we don't have time for this
13:28We'll find her, okay?
13:30The fuck?
13:37The fuck is that?
13:38The fuck?
13:42The fuck?
13:43No, You think you're a J Holmes?
13:44You saw her?
13:44The fuck?
13:45The fuck?
13:45veel
13:56The fuck?
13:59It's a J defenses
13:59The fuck?
14:00Let's go.
14:53Let's go.
14:59Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into.
15:02Uh-uh!
15:03You don't want to do that.
15:06What are you, some kind of cop?
15:08Bitch, please.
15:11These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease and separation,
15:15so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training, a surgeon even.
15:18No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them.
15:21You think I give a fuck?
15:22I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:25Playing around on the Internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty girls.
15:30Is this about Clara? Who the fuck are you?
15:32Tell me about the marketplace.
15:34Okay, it was on the dark web. I heard about it from a colleague.
15:37You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:40I was curious, so I took a look.
15:42You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:45She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said, no thanks.
15:49But you just couldn't help yourself.
15:58Well, she sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:04Yeah.
16:06Oh, fuck. Fuck.
16:08I didn't know. I swear it was only the one client.
16:11Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:13He was going to kill me.
16:16I think you promised.
16:18What?
16:21He did this.
16:23He's a fucking psycho.
16:24I'm the fucking psycho.
16:26Certified since 1961.
16:29Where is he?
16:32I'm the...
16:33Please, please, please.
16:35Please, please, please.
16:39Oh!
16:40Oh, God!
16:41Do you have any idea what kind of luxury wasteland this town is?
16:46I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:49However, if I'm not wheels up slow, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:52Please help me!
16:54Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
16:56What?
16:56Answer me, Doc.
16:57Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
16:59Yes! Yes! Oh, my God! Yes!
17:01I agree.
17:03People always accuse me of being high-maintenance, girly, and impatient.
17:07I'm just like, excuse me for having an aversion to bedbugs and dry gestings, right?
17:12If I'm going to be doing the dirty work for these people, best believe I deserve the best.
17:18Find them, Doc.
17:21Before you lose more than the arm.
17:32Who's calling me, your boy?
17:34Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:40What's up, Doc?
17:41Talk to your boy.
17:44Jeremy, hi.
17:46Just following up to make sure you're feeling well and happy with your new year results.
17:51My results, Doc? All these results, they, they, they are something else you did, you damn thing!
17:58Woo!
17:59Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:01You're still in town?
18:02I was about to leave.
18:03Hold on, this ain't even. Hold on, Doc.
18:07Give it to me. Give me this leg. Give me this leg.
18:09Give me that leg. Give me that leg.
18:10Give me that leg, yeah.
18:11Yeah, but this kitty was burning.
18:14Oh, you got some pretty feet.
18:16Told you, baby.
18:17Now, Jimmy.
18:18Excellent. Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up.
18:21You, uh, need a second dosage to maintain the effects of the procedure.
18:25What?
18:26Why?
18:28You, then, you tell me that before.
18:30Where are you, Jeremy? I can even come to you, please.
18:33Fucking wind flow right now, Doc, because I'm in it.
18:35I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:37Peanut butter jelly time.
18:40I'm at the Hyatt downtown.
18:42Till this kitty stop burning.
18:45Hit the home run.
18:47Hit the...
18:47I did what you asked.
18:50You did?
18:53Thanks, Doc.
18:57Did it.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Oh.
19:08I'm at the Hyatt.
19:08I'm at the Hyatt.
19:11I'm at the Hyatt.
19:11I'm at the Hyatt.
19:19I'm at the Hyatt.
19:20I'm at the Hyatt.
19:24I'm at the Hyatt.
19:24I'm at the Hyatt.
19:27I'm at the Hyatt.
19:29I'm at the Hyatt.
19:29I'm at the Hyatt.
19:30I'm at the Hyatt.
19:30I'm at the Hyatt.
19:30I'm at the Hyatt.
19:30I'm at the Hyatt.
19:31I'm at the Hyatt.
19:52I know, fantastic new look, but then blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't
19:58it?
20:17I like you.
20:19Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say it.
20:22I'm a professional eliminator of problems, and my boss has decided you are a problem.
20:29Fuck you.
20:30Fuck your boss.
20:31I ain't do shit.
20:43You done fucking around with you, Jeremy?
20:46Real peach that Claire Bear was, wasn't she?
20:49Yeah, well, as the saying goes, if it feels too good to be true.
20:52And I don't see any condom wrappers around here, so I'm assuming that you went raw dog with
20:55this one, too.
20:56What was I supposed to do?
20:57Man, she came on to me, man.
20:58You didn't tell her about your little STD situation, did you?
21:02What?
21:03You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how or why or what made you this way?
21:08No?
21:09Man, I was just shocked she was kind of into me.
21:11Call her.
21:14I'm sure she gave you her number.
21:18Call her.
21:21Hey, pudding.
21:23Who is this?
21:24Who is it?
21:25You don't have my number saved?
21:26No.
21:27What?
21:28It's me, Chocolate Daddy.
21:32What are you wearing?
21:35You're so sexy.
21:38Well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up?
21:42If I wasn't home on my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now.
21:46She said she went home.
21:48You told me you was getting off at seven.
21:49I went home early.
21:51I feel like shit.
21:55I think I'm coming down with something.
21:58This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere.
22:03Well, listen, baby.
22:06I got a fever that only that ass can cure.
22:10Tell you what, I'll come to you.
22:12Really?
22:12Yeah, I'll come for you.
22:13I'll bring you NyQuil, Gatorade, Tylenol, a couple bananas, the good homestyle chicken soup,
22:20ginger ale, and a Ritz cracker.
22:22Let Daddy do that for you.
22:23You're an angel.
22:25I'll text you my address.
22:27Chocolate Daddy coming for you, baby.
22:29I'm on the way.
22:30I'm on the way.
22:34You a sick fuck, ain't you?
22:37Okay.
22:37Get your clothes and your shoes on.
22:40Tick tock.
22:43No, I'm not leaving here without her.
22:46If you test negative, you're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper.
22:49This New York thing is fucked.
22:50Look, we will find her.
22:52I'm throwing everything at it.
22:54Let me stay here and lead the team.
22:55Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing.
22:58I still got some friends over at Langley.
23:00They put a QRF on standby.
23:02Some real Blackhawk down shit.
23:04Do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston and I wanted to lean
23:08on those local cops?
23:09Jammed up?
23:10He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven.
23:12What?
23:12What did you tell me?
23:17Yeah, yeah, I get it.
23:19Too close to it.
23:20I listened.
23:21Now it's your turn.
23:22You're beat to shit and we need you here so we can have all hands putting together the pieces on
23:27this thing.
23:37All clear, sir.
24:02You are five minutes from your destination.
24:06Alright, time to pre-game.
24:10Yep.
24:14Counterintuitive, I know, but, uh, you know, this Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing else.
24:28Do, do, do, do, do.
24:32Come on, Jeremy.
24:33Hey!
24:34Well, it's not far down to paradise.
24:37At least it's not for me.
24:40And if the wind is right, you can sail away.
24:44Find tranquility.
24:47Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
24:50Just you wait and see.
24:53Hey!
24:53Believe me.
24:59It's not far to Never Never Land.
25:03No reason to pretend.
25:05No reason to pretend.
25:06And if the wind is right, you can find the joy.
25:09I've been a since beginning.
25:12Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
25:16Just you wait and see.
25:20Believe me.
25:24Right here, Jeremy.
25:37Take the last part.
25:38Take the last part.
25:39Come on.
25:40Come on, Jeremy.
25:41Sing the next part.
25:42I don't know this song, so...
25:44I'm gonna just...
25:45Hey!
25:45Hey!
25:46Hey!
25:46Hey!
25:46Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit.
25:50Okay?
25:50The man has been through enough.
25:52What the fuck are you talking about?
25:53Christopher Criss Cross?
25:55What the fuck?
25:58In 1980, Christopher Cross was the shit.
26:02Right?
26:03Five times platinum.
26:05Five major Grammys.
26:07After all the accolades and success, what did it get him?
26:09Huh?
26:13What?
26:14What?
26:14What did he get him?
26:15Really?
26:15I don't know.
26:16I don't...
26:16Hello?
26:17Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross, man.
26:18What are you talking?
26:19I don't know, man.
26:21Put his career in the grave.
26:22That's what.
26:25Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened?
26:28Well, he got really popular really fast.
26:31And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit.
26:34So then he starts showing up to the award shows and red carpets and the people really get their first
26:39good look at him.
26:39And they're like, oh, just a regular guy.
26:43A little balding, a little fat.
26:45I loved him.
26:47Voice of a generation.
26:50But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse, you know?
26:53It's like, why would you want to watch a music video of a real person when you could be watching
26:57a gyrating, half-naked Madonna?
27:00Right?
27:01So next time you tug in on that thick, wet little dick, remember that.
27:08Okay?
27:10The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful.
27:13To normal people.
27:17Fucking cool.
27:21Learn the fucking words to that song.
27:24Alright.
27:26Wow.
27:30Nice neighborhood.
27:33Come on.
27:37Come on, Jeremy, come on.
27:44Alright.
27:47Here we go.
27:57I don't think she's home.
27:58Come on, come on.
27:59Ring the bell again.
28:02All right, timeout corner over there.
28:04What?
28:04Timeout corner over there.
28:06Over there.
28:08OK.
28:16All right, open up.
28:30Hello?
28:37Hello?
28:41Up the steps.
28:57Up the steps.
29:01Up the steps.
29:03Up the steps.
29:10Up the steps.
29:11Hello?
29:34Up the steps.
29:39Oncrantpreet.
29:40Bye.
29:51I'll be back before the steps.
29:52I love you.
29:55I want you next time.
29:57I don't have problems.
30:02Oh, my God.
30:27Oh, my God.
30:43Oh, my God.
30:56Come on.
31:05Brain or heart?
31:06What?
31:07This isn't a happily ever after situation.
31:10I just saved your life.
31:11And in return, I'm not going to spend the afternoon
31:13turning you into a medieval art project.
31:15So you want to see it coming?
31:17Or is that going to make it scarier?
31:19You know what?
31:19Come on.
31:20Get up.
31:20Turn around.
31:23Turn around.
31:26Relax.
31:29Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:32I'm talking.
31:33I ain't shit.
31:34I haven't been my whole life.
31:36I'm just a fucking loser
31:38that had to kill people to feel something.
31:41Man, I ain't shit.
31:44Probably while my pops left.
31:46So just come on and give it to me.
31:48Pull it.
31:50Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:51This is the part where people usually get,
31:53you know,
31:55really, really desperate
31:56and beg and bargain.
31:57So come on, Jeremy.
31:59Beg.
32:02Beg.
32:03Beg for what?
32:05What you want me to beg for, man?
32:09What you want me to beg for?
32:14I have nothing.
32:18I have nothing, man.
32:21And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:27And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:31Pull that trigger.
32:34Just go on, do it, man.
32:36Pull the trigger.
32:36You can do it.
32:38Pull the trigger, man.
32:46You hungry?
32:49What?
32:49Yeah, well, you made this about as fun
32:50as a sandpaper handjob,
32:52and my blood sugar's going crazy.
32:54So let's get something to eat.
33:04Oh, my God.
33:06Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:09Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's,
33:11would you kindly advise,
33:12because let me tell you something, man.
33:13I'm torn.
33:14I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos
33:16and this.
33:17This right,
33:17this delightful rib-lit entree.
33:20Well, those are my two favorites.
33:22Can't go wrong.
33:23God, come on, it's a gift.
33:24I mean, I'm able to look at any menu
33:26and detect the best entrees.
33:28It's crazy.
33:28You know what?
33:29Can you just give us two minutes,
33:30and, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:32You can just let us know when our table's ready.
33:34You got it.
33:34We'll be right here, man.
33:35Thank you, Dale.
33:37Where every meal feels like home.
33:40I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock,
33:42I would be slamming these spicy Marks specials.
33:44This place is heaven.
33:45How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunt?
33:52Jamie, Jamie, smile.
33:54We're having fun.
33:57You try running out of here,
33:58you try one false goddamn move,
34:00and I will liquefy your dick.
34:05The people behind us are looking.
34:07What?
34:07Smile.
34:08Smile at them.
34:08What?
34:09Smile at the people behind you.
34:10Smile at them.
34:11The people behind you.
34:15Why are they looking at us like that?
34:17You're attracted now.
34:19Gotta get used to it.
34:26Oh, she like that.
34:29Yeah, she like that.
34:31That's a queen of spades right there.
34:33What?
34:34Queen of spades.
34:36You ain't...
34:36Man, you a big, fat square.
34:38You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:39A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:43Well, specifically, BBC.
34:45Big black...
34:47Oh, shit.
34:48Big black cock.
34:49BBC.
34:49That's what it stands for.
34:50Big black cock.
34:52Wow.
34:52Yeah, that's them BBCs.
34:54And the husband, they like to get involved.
34:56They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
34:59But you know what?
35:00She's bringing me back.
35:03Never forget it.
35:03That was this girl.
35:06Butterfly, booty meet, 92.
35:07Never forget it.
35:08I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:11I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out.
35:14Just right there, ready for it.
35:15She looked at me and says,
35:16Oh, I thought it might be bigger.
35:19Damn.
35:19Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:20What the fuck?
35:22What the fuck is that?
35:23Right, her fault.
35:24Crazy.
35:25Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:27I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:29Just keep walking.
35:30Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:32Just keep smiling.
35:36But not anymore.
35:38Yeah.
35:39You guys look cute together.
35:44Not anymore.
35:48Fuck it.
35:49No, no, no, no.
35:49Keep oversharing.
35:50I'm interested.
35:51But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
35:56Not attractive.
35:56You hated yourself.
35:57I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:01You know, let's keep it real.
36:04White dudes, light-skinned men, they get more.
36:08More women, more dates, more attention, more, more, more.
36:13I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:16I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:18Complimentary fries for the table.
36:20Dale, thank you.
36:21You're welcome.
36:22Are you ready to order?
36:23You know what?
36:24We are, actually.
36:25Yeah.
36:26We're gonna do those riblets.
36:29Good choice.
36:31Come on.
36:33Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:35You blow up people for a living.
36:37And you know, scars, they're kind of badass.
36:40You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:44You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:50Oh, shit.
36:53Oh, oh, you...
36:55You got it, too.
36:58Early adopter.
36:59More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:02Highly experimental envelope, pushing gene therapy,
37:05using viral RNA technology.
37:07To put it more simply, a near-complete ground-up turbocharged
37:11remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:14Experimental.
37:15One dose.
37:17One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth
37:19any human's ever gonna get.
37:22Which, of course, comes with...
37:25Take Ozempic.
37:26A pharma company is valued at $500 billion.
37:29What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:31$1 trillion, $500 trillion?
37:32So then when a Yahoo Lab Tech steals a trial version
37:36and starts fucking and spreading the shit,
37:39now we have a problem.
37:40Black market.
37:42But the sexual transmission is more of a bug than a feature.
37:47The easy access account prevents people
37:49from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:52And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
37:56So then they hire somebody like me.
37:59A consultant.
38:00Right.
38:01To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:06I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past that...
38:11Bond villain base you got going on.
38:17Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, chubby bubby.
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23That.
38:24That right there.
38:27No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:29You know, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and
38:36you felt compelled to take it.
38:38You got a real darkness in you.
38:41You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:42Your son, you're like 30 years old, like, how old is this son?
38:52I'm 65 years old.
38:55And you're a lot like my son.
38:57But he's having a rough go at it right now.
38:59It's not fun to see.
39:00But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:03But you, on the other hand, no, no, no, no, no.
39:05You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:11Cultivate your anger.
39:14You know, and maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:20What is this?
39:24Some assassin big brother program?
39:26Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:29I have needs as well.
39:31What do you need?
39:37Protégé.
39:38Killer.
39:42Two riblits.
39:44Oh.
39:46Thank you, Dale.
39:47Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:50Big tip, brother.
39:53This guy.
39:57Oh.
40:00Dig in.
40:05So she literally exploded.
40:08Yes.
40:14I looked at the Paris photos.
40:16It's so much worse than that.
40:18I was outside.
40:19I hear the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:22You saw the scene?
40:23I did.
40:32Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:38Holy shit.
40:40It's still that high?
40:46Brittany?
40:48Brittany!
41:01Monroe.
41:03What is this?
41:05Condonass staffers in blast range who instantly tested positive.
41:08Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:11Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:14Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:16What are we doing with them?
41:18Awaiting instruction.
41:21Your interview subject is traumatized, but cooperative so far.
41:29Not positive.
41:32Not yet.
41:44You're by a pumpkin.
41:53You're right.
41:53You're by a pumpkin.
41:59Here you are.
42:07The red leaf.
42:10I don't know.
42:44I don't know.
43:08I don't know.
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