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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Isode 2 May Hot Drama
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the Great New Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, thank you, please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You can be happy, you can be happy.
00:45Siddhu Paiji, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:52You can take someone on a platform like Netflix.
00:54You can take someone on a platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
01:00I'm talking about my own.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09This time I'm talking about you.
01:11.
01:11You can do that.
01:14You can do it.
01:16Every person has been making a video.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:20you are having a family on the kitchen.
01:22Guys, I have made two people and
01:24You always make a
01:27After his husband's mouth is open.
01:30And then he makes a chicken.
01:33Then he comes back and says,
01:34that the chicken looks good on YouTube.
01:38That's why
01:38it's a chicken.
01:40It's a lot of money.
01:45they're giving makeup tips.
01:46I'm crazy.
01:47Guys, you put moisturizer.
01:50Put a foundation,
01:52highlighter, blush,
01:54lip gloss,
01:55and finally you put a magenta
01:58mascara with black island
01:58and your makeup looks good.
02:04No makeup looks good.
02:05First of all, the 28 things
02:06in the mouth.
02:082 inches in the mouth,
02:10you also look like this.
02:13The little babies of small cities
02:14and babies,
02:16they're also on YouTube.
02:18Hi guys.
02:20Guys, you all have to be like a house.
02:21You all have to be like a house.
02:22Hi guys.
02:24You all have to be like a house.
02:26Guys, you all have to be like a house.
02:32Guys,
02:33I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:35I need to be like a house.
02:36Look, this is only a dolly from one woman.
02:38It's a blouse.
02:39They have to be like a normal
02:41magnet is going to be like a book.
02:44They have to be like a book.
02:56They have to be like a book.
03:02foreign
03:12foreign
03:13This is a life of 4 days.
03:16She says, what 4 days?
03:18She says, my mother is 25 days.
03:20And she says, what 4 days?
03:24Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Bring your bag and get out of your bag.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone is commenting below.
03:33Who will get out of your money?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people,
03:42who have made their money, their original content,
03:44and their own channel,
03:45they become a superstar.
03:46Today, the two of us are stars.
03:49They have a crowd of views.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samirana
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:16Welcome, welcome, welcome,
04:17welcome, welcome,
04:24welcome.
04:29What's the matter?
04:30It was a great deal.
04:31What a good deal.
04:32You see what people love you.
04:34We're happy that we're in jail.
04:39You all know this.
04:41You all know this.
04:41The last year we've been searching for celebrities.
04:48We've been searching for the internet.
04:50We've been searching for the police.
04:54What did you feel the last year?
04:56How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59There are two people in this whole studio
05:00who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03They're Khum and Sidhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:16Come on.
05:19We're afraid of ourselves.
05:22We're afraid of ourselves.
05:25We're afraid of ourselves.
05:31We're afraid of ourselves.
05:34We're afraid of ourselves.
05:53We will move forward to our own lives.
05:56I'll take a little bit of coaching about how they bounce back.
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you're both together.
06:06We'll take a coffee, we'll take a coffee,
06:07we'll take an anti-spitry bail first.
06:13Did you see later in the past?
06:15I've had a lot of episodes.
06:16I've had Samir's phone too.
06:17I've had a phone call.
06:19I've said, why don't you have a case?
06:22And, when I was closed,
06:24I was closed.
06:25One day before, I called myself,
06:27that something bad is going to happen.
06:29Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you've come to see,
06:34go and get a little.
06:36I'm telling you, I'm not an anti-spitryam.
06:41You don't say anything,
06:42but when you're famous,
06:44you can't say anything.
06:45What?
06:50I just want to tell you,
06:52that you don't have married.
06:53You don't even know.
06:53As much as people work,
06:56they have two kids.
06:57Then, we'll do something.
06:59I've had to do something.
07:01No, no, no.
07:03I don't know.
07:06No, no.
07:07No.
07:07No, no.
07:08Today, we'll be family-friendly.
07:09Today, we'll be family-friendly.
07:11No, no.
07:12But Ranbir is very loving.
07:14There's controversy, bro.
07:16They come to you all,
07:18I'm sure you'll learn a lot.
07:44He's here for that reason.
07:50He's here for that reason.
08:46He's here for that reason.
08:49He's here for that reason.
09:49He's here for that reason.
09:52He's here for that reason.
10:13He's here for that reason.
10:53He's here for that reason.
11:22He's here for that reason.
11:27He's here for that reason.
11:50He's here for that reason.
12:00Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
13:03He's here for that reason.
13:04He's here for that reason.
14:03He's here for that reason.
14:32He's here for that reason.
15:04He's here for that reason.
15:33He's here for that reason.
15:34Mr.
15:50Welcome.
15:53Welcome.
15:55Welcome.
15:58Welcome, welcome.
16:00Welcome, welcome.
16:08What a story, what a story, what a story.
16:10Are you watching how much love you?
16:12I'm happy that we are out of jail.
16:17You all know both of you.
16:19You all know, in the past year, these celebrities are the most popular celebrities.
16:26People were searching for the internet.
16:28The police were not searching for different people.
16:32What did you feel last year? How did it go?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37Two people in this whole studio who went to the Supreme Court.
16:41They are Khum and Siddhupaji.
16:50I'm happy that I wrote a story for you.
16:54Come on, come on.
16:58We will be afraid of the problems.
17:02We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:04We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:06We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:10We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:35You will be afraid of ourselves.
17:36But we may be afraid of ourselves because of ourselves.
17:38Malebirous & Mr. Jarles Hmmar is라고합니다.
17:40Please offer our lira and Net Kung frequency.
17:42Finally, I'd give up the situation to our counterparts.
17:44And here we will keep moving loving меньality.
17:45Which means if it's the only person.
17:46If it's a good feeling that we can pour the power of ourselves.
17:46Bail nengi pehle
17:51Abdeckte te late in vese?
17:53Mainne bohat episode dekemei nne sami ko phone bhi kiya tha
17:55Haa.
17:55Mainne is ko bola phone karke.
17:57Mainne is ko bola phone karke.
17:57Mainne tira pe abhi taak case kuyo nhi hoa.
17:59To.
18:00Or.
18:00Qasam se.
18:01Jab meera show bant hua.
18:03Uske ek dhin pahle mujhe sarga call aya tha.
18:05Ki tere saath kuch bura honne waala hai.
18:08Ho?
18:09Sach me, sach hai ke nehi.
18:10Eh?
18:10Mainne kaaha tha, dekh tu nazro me a gaya hai.
18:12Thoada sambal ke chalna.
18:14Toh, mahi aapne experience se bata raha tha.
18:16Mahi koji antariyami nai ho.
18:19Aap kuch bhi bol ke famous ho jau.
18:21Lekin jab famous ho gai,
18:22Phir aap kuch bhi nahi bol sakti.
18:23Kya wala hai?
18:24Kya wala hai?
18:28Par mahi khali meret dhonoh bhaiya so jitne bata na chalata ho
18:30ki dhekho, ap dhonoh ki to shadiya hoi nii hai.
18:32Humare show mein jitne bhi log kama karte hai,
18:34sabke dho dho bachche hai.
18:36Toh aaj am thoda sambal ke kare kare engai?
18:37Mainne to sambal ke hi kiya tha, sar.
18:40Nene, nene.
18:49Nene, nene.
18:50Nene.
18:51Nene.
18:51Nene.
18:52merse, yooo ki kommt roversies hoati season bro.
18:55Ye..戹 hanay kuhal ki riya aati hit ha.
18:56I'm surell aap
18:57bus aare sire seekhi honge.
18:58People, let's see you so much.
19:04When the show closed,
19:06who had to phone first?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call him a lawyer.
19:13And his phone was not working.
19:15Where did you call him?
19:17My brother came in an audience,
19:19and I went to his house.
19:22He's here for that.
19:24He's here for that.
19:26He's here for that.
19:29I didn't have an idea.
19:31I was here for a while.
19:32I was here for that.
19:34I knew that everything was happening.
19:36When you saw this clip,
19:38then you said,
19:39go, go, go.
19:42I had to leave my house.
19:46After that,
19:48do you have a phone for more shows?
19:49Do you have a live show?
19:50Or do you have a book for the first time?
19:52Do you have an advance?
19:54Do you have an advance?
19:55The phone is very good,
19:56but today,
19:57it's very difficult to do comedy today.
19:58Do you know?
20:04Sir, how do you do this?
20:06I don't know.
20:07I mean,
20:07at that time,
20:08the first call came to Kapil sir.
20:10Now,
20:10I don't know what it was,
20:11what it was,
20:12what it was,
20:13he said.
20:14Whatever your good time is going,
20:16your bad time will also go.
20:17I don't know.
20:22We were waiting.
20:23Something will happen.
20:24Something will happen.
20:24Something will happen.
20:25But,
20:25Sir,
20:28at that time,
20:29Kapil sir,
20:29stopped tweeting.
20:35Who did you do it?
20:36Two weeks ago,
20:39Udith Narayan,
20:40he stopped texting.
20:45Kapil,
20:46years ago,
20:472004 or 2005,
20:492007.
20:51As I thought,
20:51in 2007,
20:52this girl is the same thing.
20:54Oh,
20:54what a hell.
20:55It's fun.
20:59It's fun.
21:05It's fun.
21:06It's fun.
21:06It's fun.
21:07It's like a breath of fresh air.
21:08I would like to say,
21:09that their heart is very clean.
21:10No.
21:11That's what people should know.
21:12No.
21:13Then,
21:14leave someone's show.
21:15Then,
21:15leave me alive.
21:17So,
21:18it will be clean.
21:20In the last year,
21:22our friends are very strong.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's right.
21:25That's right.
21:26That's right.
21:32And then,
21:34you were freezing.
21:34I didn't think anything you have to do it.
21:40You're falling out.
21:41What?
21:42when you have to prepare your set.
21:43Since you've made a set,
21:45I'm telling you,
21:45you will have to report your ass.
21:47I'm due to your ass.
21:48I'm lying in my ass.
21:49I'm lying in my ass.
21:51You're lying in the house.
21:53your ass,
21:56I'm lying in your ass.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:16Thank you, sir.
22:30Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
22:32In truth, I'm watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream
22:37that I would come with you on TV.
22:39I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:52Archana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
23:13I love you, sir.
23:17I love you.
23:17Oh, my God.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:24Sir,
23:26you are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31I was watching you.
23:32You are a part of my childhood.
23:35I was watching you.
23:36I followed you every episode.
23:37I didn't know what to say.
23:56I didn't know what to say.
23:59I do not care, I would do it a little bit more.
24:01I do not care.
24:06I do not care about it.
24:08I do not care about it.
24:24But Achana ji, I do not care about it.
24:29I'm a fan of this.
24:29Oh?
24:30He was shooting his dialogue in the camera.
24:33He said, let's take it.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47Oh, my God.
24:47Oh, my God.
24:47Hey, Rinvil, tell me, how is the beer bicep?
24:51When I started, I had a goal to create a fitness channel.
24:54I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:01I thought it was cool.
25:04Over time, I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still here.
25:10But the name is a little popular.
25:13So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:16Or do you have to take a liquor license?
25:17No, it's a liquor license.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21you've seen a lot of jokes on your grandma's own.
25:25And my grandma's never told me
25:27why you're losing my family's own own side.
25:29The jokes on my grandma's own,
25:31do you have to be honest?
25:32Look, sir, if I'm a kawaii,
25:34I write a kawaii in my grandma's memory.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:38I write a song in my grandma's memory.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And I've had some awareness.
25:47Like my grandma and my grandma and my grandma
25:50attacked a time ago.
25:53And I was alone at home.
25:54And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me, Arsana,
26:00I remember the ambulance number.
26:01100 is the only call.
26:03That's the police?
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06I called 102.
26:08Who came?
26:09Fire.
26:10Where was the fire?
26:12I said,
26:13I'm like,
26:14the fire will take in the morning.
26:16What?
26:24That's the fire.
26:25If I had to find a fire,
26:26I would like to meet a fire
26:27if I didn't see fire.
26:28I would like to see the fire.
26:29None of my parents would like to see a house.
26:29I've reach a kay eweshi.
26:29And I'm like,
26:29Hey.
26:36My parents are all very much about a couple.
26:38Kapil Shahar Mahisho.
26:39Yes.
26:40And there's a story here.
26:41That's a story.
26:41A genuine story.
26:43My dadajji was a lot.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But he was a couple of shows.
26:49So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
26:53Big big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:36I'm happy, I'm happy.
27:38I'm happy.
27:39Shupriya, today, every person has a YouTube channel.
27:42Do you know both of them?
27:46You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
27:48In the 192 country, where people are watching.
27:51Then the person has a YouTube channel.
27:53I'm sure I'm talking about myself.
27:56If there are 4 people in one house,
27:58then the mother is different, the father is different,
28:01the children are different.
28:03That's the time I'm talking about.
28:04I'm talking about I'm talking about.
28:08You can see,
28:09Every person has made a video.
28:12So many channels,
28:13and then the妙ess was on the kitchen.
28:15Guys,
28:16today I have made the food and chicken.
28:20Subscribe to her husband's head of the floor.
28:23And she's making the chicken and throwing the chicken.
28:27I'll be happy after the video.
28:28I'm taking the chicken and talking to you.
28:29You can see it on YouTube.
28:31That's why it's hard to break it.
28:34It's hard to break it.
28:37The girls are coming to make-up tips today.
28:39I'm crazy.
28:40Guys, you put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little foundation.
28:45Then a highlighter.
28:46Then a blush.
28:47Then a lip gloss.
28:49And finally, you put a magenta mascara.
28:52And your new makeup looks.
28:57No makeup looks.
28:59You are looking at 28 things.
29:02The only two inches.
29:03The one that looks like this.
29:07The small villages of small villages.
29:10They also look at YouTube.
29:12Hi guys!
29:13Guys, everyone has got a look like the dogs at home.
29:16Hi guys!
29:18You can comment in the video,
29:19that you look bad.
29:20Guys, you'll come back to the dogs.
29:22So, you'll be able to run.
29:26Guys, today, I will tell you about backless blouse.
29:36foreign
29:45foreign
29:58You will open your eyes and open your eyes.
30:00You will say,
30:02the problem is the peace of mind, friends.
30:06Everyone is living in life.
30:07This is a life of four days.
30:09The baby is saying,
30:10what is your life of four days?
30:11My mother is coming from 25 days.
30:12She is taking the name of four days.
30:14She is taking the name of four days.
30:18Now, some people make a video of traveling.
30:21Put your bag and get out of your bag.
30:23The world is waiting for you.
30:26You can comment below.
30:27Who will get out of your bag?
30:29Who will get out of your bag?
30:31But this is the truth.
30:34Those talented people,
30:35who are their own business,
30:36their original content,
30:38and their own channel,
30:39they become a superstar.
30:40Our two of them are like stars.
30:43They come to their channel.
30:44They come to their channel.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samiraina
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:06Hello.
31:09Welcome.
31:10Welcome!
31:13Welcome!
31:16Welcome.
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31:22foreign
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