00:01You know, when Mikey Whiprack was only five years old
00:05And his mother had him locked in his closet
00:07She always said, Mikey, don't play with matches
00:11Then, when Mikey reached the age of...
00:14Oh, cut, cut, cut, they made a noise
00:16Have you lost your mind?
00:19In nomine de nostre satanis luciferi in excelsis
00:24You're worse than Jackie Crockett
00:27Do I ask for much from here?
00:2845 seconds
00:30I ought to have Mikey Whiprack rip your head off
00:34When he gets done with you, camera boy
00:36It's going to make the Spanish Inquisition look like Sunday school
00:40I ought to have...
00:42Wait, I got a better idea
00:50You're fired
00:57What?
01:17I'm going to make the Spanish Inquisition look like a good boy
01:21I'm going to make the Spanish Inquisition look like a good boy
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02:49El único network que todavía piensa que los duke boys son un verdadero hoot, TNN.
02:59Estamos haciendo nuestro debut en Minneapolis, Minnesota.
03:10Soy Joey Stiles.
03:19And well, well, well, it is I, the quintessential Studmuffin, and the host of ECW on TNN, Joel in Mankato,
03:35and Edina.
03:36I get all the vagina.
03:46And there's none left in St. Paul, because I already banged them all.
03:57But I didn't want to leave the Twin Cities without squeezing some new titties.
04:09So I met this hot little piece named Erica, and I did her in the parking lot at the Mall
04:16of America.
04:17Yeah.
04:32Go!
05:21¡Gracias!
05:27Tommy, you've been very quiet since what happened at CyberSlam 2000.
05:33You finally achieved your lifelong dream.
05:38You were the ECW World Heavyweight Champion for about 15 minutes.
05:54You never got to wear that belt. What's on your mind?
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06:29Minneapolis, Minnesota, Simon has a problem.
06:36Oh, am I interrupting something here, Mr. Dreamer?
06:43What were you going to say that was so important?
06:52What were you going to say?
07:22You people think I'm a comedy act. I am no comedy act.
07:33What were you going to say, Tommy, huh?
07:37Were you going to tell them about how you were robbed and how you lost the ECW Heavyweight Championship?
07:45Who cares, Tommy?
07:50Why don't you tell them the truth?
07:52You're not hungry anymore.
07:57The young Tommy Dreamer that ate and drank ECW.
08:03Remember that guy?
08:06He's dead, Tommy.
08:11Oh.
08:12Oh, I forgot.
08:14I'm talking to the innovator of violence.
08:23Well, you see, Tommy, the problem is you don't have a guard rail to hit me with.
08:31You don't have a table to hit me with.
08:37So I ask you, Tommy, what are you going to hit me with?
08:43You don't have a, you don't have a...
08:52You don't have a problem.
08:59Minneapolis, Minnesota, Dreamer has a problem.
09:05Simone sucks a...
11:07Hits the steel cord rail to get a kick.
11:14And now Simon Diamond has thrown over the steel cord rail
11:18and the innovator of balling is going on after him.
11:22This is not where Simon Diamond wants to be.
11:26Up in the bleachers with Tommy Dreamer.
11:30He's in foul territory. Hope he doesn't strike out.
11:35We've got to take a break. Don't go away.
11:41Welcome back to ACW on the Deliverance Channel.
11:45The Musketeer takes her right hand and falls to the floor.
11:49Tommy Dreamer now reciprocating right hands and whining away at Simon Diamond.
11:55First line of the quarter. Nice close line by the Prodigy.
11:59Speaking of deliverance, what can you tell me, Joey?
12:02What kind of insight on the Prodigy and the project situation?
12:08I believe they are queens and that's all I really want to know about their family or their personal relationship.
12:16Simon Diamond now stomping away.
12:19Capitalized upon the offense mounted by the Prodigy.
12:23Who I might add up is a Prodigy.
12:26A forward two-tonged ACW World Heavyweight Champion tag.
12:31Who I might also add.
12:33Post the one to Tommy Dreamer and Cyberslame 2000.
12:38Tommy Dreamer with it for the turnbuckles and corn.
12:42A crumbling for the canvas out of the corner.
12:46Simon Diamond obviously smart enough to exploit Tommy Dreamer's bad man.
12:51Ansel on the edge of the line and repressed with the leg.
12:55Two and a half away by the extreme official, E.C. Luck.
13:00Tommy Dreamer just two days away from his opportunity to regain the ECW World Heavyweight title
13:09in a three-way dance against Lance Storm.
13:12And the man who took the title from him.
13:15Just incredible.
13:16And the Heart for Heaven Pay Per View.
13:20New smash suit punches by Simon Cobb and Tommy Dreamer.
13:24And the counter hits the third.
13:27The Heart for Heaven 2000 Pay Per View this Sunday night live on Pay Per View at 8 p.m.
13:33Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific.
13:35Right hand dunked.
13:38Simon Diamond now tied to the trail.
13:51Oh, whoa.
13:52Oh, whoa is Simon.
13:57Tommy Dreamer now.
13:59Falling for a chair and gets it.
14:13Oh, whoa.
14:18Oh, whoa.
14:18Oh, whoa.
14:19Tommy Dreamer skateboards both boots into the steel chair.
14:23Driving it into the skull of Simon Diamond.
14:25And now the Musketeer is having a big one of the Dreamer.
14:29I think he's challenging him to abuse it.
14:33Undone.
14:37And don't tell me play football in college.
14:40I'm not sure they had a fencing team though.
14:47Crunch might work.
14:50A little audience participation.
14:52That's interactive.
14:56Well done Tommy, well done.
15:04It's one hell of a way to circumcise somebody.
15:07Douché.
15:11McCauley Driver on the Musketeer.
15:16Diddy Teal of the steel chair.
15:19Cover.
15:20One.
15:20Two.
15:22And Tommy Dreamer on the Musketeer.
15:23Tommy Dreamer kicks out.
15:25Yay!
15:26We were one count away from a huge upset fight here on TNN.
15:31Just two days from the Hardcore Heaven 2000 pay-per-view.
15:37Simon Diamond now has the chair.
15:40And H.C. Locke takes it away from it.
15:47He comes the prodigy.
15:50He's going up top.
15:52He's snuck by the prodigy.
15:55He's going up top.
15:58He's snuck by the prodigy.
16:00And the Wanderer minns miss again.
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30:52Jerry, I'm here to make you the offer of a lifetime.
30:56We all know that you may be, probably for sure are, the greatest pure wrestler in ECW.
31:07We also know that from a charisma and interviewability that Cyrus is the number one interview,
31:16the number one charisma man in ECW.
31:23So Jerry, think about it.
31:26With you doing the wrestling and me doing the talking,
31:31there's nothing that you and I couldn't do.
31:35There's nothing you couldn't achieve with the network behind you.
31:44Jerry may be falling over this offer.
31:48I don't doubt for a moment that Cyrus wants to be behind Jerry Luke.
31:54But Yoshihiro Katsuri wants to eject a little insight into this proposal.
32:01Shuzan, Shuzan.
32:03Don't listen to him.
32:04Don't listen to him.
32:06Like...
32:06Don't listen to him.
32:08Don't listen to that idiot Jack.
32:11What are you doing, you stupid Jack?
32:15Kajiri was swatting up Jerry Lin for the way he was double-crossed by Cyrus.
32:20Jerry Lin just hammered to Jerry.
32:25That is tremendous.
32:27Thank you, Jerry Lin.
32:29You're part of the network now.
32:32You want charisma?
32:34Here's your damn charisma.
32:36I didn't do it for you, and I sure as hell didn't do it for the f*** damn network.
32:43I did it for myself.
32:45Because you're a f***ing f***ing bull.
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37:39Rhyno gores Kajiri
37:45That plan was executed to perfection
37:50And now Kajiri may be executed
37:54As well by the World Television Champion
37:59Oh my god
38:11Kajiri is motionless
38:13And Rhyno retains the ECW World Television title
38:29Rhyno goes on to the Sandman title
38:33This Sunday in Herd Forever 2000
38:36Live on pay-per-view against the Sandman
38:41And keep in mind that television title
38:45Is the only championship
38:47That the Sandman has never met
38:50But to win it
38:52He's going to have to go through the network's BFD
38:56A big effing deal
38:58Rhyno
38:59And right now
39:01The network is trying to finish off
39:04The Kajiri once and for more
39:11Rhyno pounding away at the Kutz
39:17But Kutz is on the way
39:21The Sandman just won't want to wait for Sunday night
39:25He just stopped moving forward for us
39:27He just stopped us waiting for pay-per-view
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