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00:01Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:05Orgasm? Yeah. Why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:08It's not hard for me to say orgasm. I can say orgasm.
00:11Orgasm. See? Just, are you still drunk?
00:14Okay, yeah. Let's do this.
00:19I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but you shouldn't.
00:23I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:28Okay? It's just a means to an end.
00:30Okay? It means to an end.
00:33Got it.
00:36I was raped.
00:39Wow, okay. There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:44It happened in high school. I was drunk at a party.
00:47That's why I don't like drinking in public.
00:49Oh, shit.
00:49No, no. See, what you're doing right now is dwelling, and I need you to just breeze past this part,
00:53okay?
00:53Focus up, Graham. Are you breezing?
00:55Yeah, I'm breezing. I'm breezing.
00:56Okay, I'm fine. Really, I'm okay.
00:58I had a lovely therapist. Her name was Carol.
01:01She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:06She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:09Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with a guy.
01:15I mean, on my own, sure, fine. Fireworks.
01:17But, yeah, not with someone else.
01:21And things are going really well with Justin.
01:23He texted me, saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:26And we all know what that means.
01:29I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:32I want to be ready.
01:33So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
01:38Lower stakes?
01:39A friend.
01:40That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
01:42So, yeah, what do you think?
01:51Wow, okay.
01:52That was a lot.
01:53Sorry.
01:54I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
01:57No one at Briar knows.
01:58Not even Ellie?
02:00Just you.
02:02Wow.
02:04Yeah.
02:06Look, I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:10Okay, I'm not fragile.
02:11I don't need your pity.
02:12I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:13I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:16Okay, a thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:21You know, it's just...
02:22A means to an end.
02:24Exactly.
02:25Okay.
02:26I'll do it.
02:29Really?
02:30You will?
02:31Of course.
02:32You're my friend and you need me.
02:40Did you mean now?
02:41No, no, not now.
02:43I have a glass.
02:46Um, later?
02:48Tonight?
02:50Tonight it is.
03:01I don't understand.
03:03Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:04Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge sick town?
03:08We welcome you to our brotherhood, sweet tuck.
03:10Okay?
03:11And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
03:16And all I ask is that you take care of that one little rape until I ask you to stop.
03:20That's it?
03:20That's it, bud.
03:21It's so simple.
03:22Yeah, I can do that.
03:25Guys, I gotta be honest, I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across canvas or frost my
03:29tips.
03:29No.
03:30Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
03:32Would your brother do something like that to you?
03:33I guess not, man.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Okay, yeah.
03:35Well, thanks, y'all.
03:36This is gonna be really good.
03:37Well, just one last thing.
03:39Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
03:43Wait, what do you mean by that?
03:44Yo.
03:45I don't know.
03:46Go on.
03:47Good luck, sweet tuck.
03:49There's a part where you run.
03:51No, okay.
03:52Come on.
03:53Yellow, yellow page.
03:56Yellow, yellow.
03:59Intrigue.
03:59This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:01But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:05Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
04:07I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse to verse.
04:11Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
04:13Uh, let's try.
04:17Do you have a favorite song?
04:18Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
04:22Ah, see?
04:23What you just did.
04:25When your whole body relaxed.
04:26Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
04:28No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
04:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
04:35Exactly.
04:35How it made you feel.
04:37You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
04:42It creates memories.
04:44It etches them into our bones.
04:46If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
04:51That's what the judges want.
04:53You gotta let us in.
04:56Wow.
04:56That was really good advice.
04:58I know.
04:58I shouldn't be a teacher.
05:05I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there, but she was like dark brown instead
05:10of tan.
05:10I think we should break up.
05:13Okay.
05:16Wait.
05:17Sorry.
05:17What?
05:18Okay.
05:20I just ended a two-year relationship.
05:21I mean, maybe you did.
05:23Also, maybe not.
05:25No, I definitely did.
05:27Because I was there, and it was three seconds ago.
05:29How many times are you going to do this to me?
05:30Do what?
05:30What are you talking about?
05:31Your whole Allie's breakup and five-act cycle.
05:33You go through the same stages every time.
05:35First, surprise fight Allie, which I can safely say we're in right now.
05:38Then, eats her feelings Allie, just throw her three bags of hot Cheetos.
05:41Followed by raging diva Allie.
05:42I start titling things like, these are things I haven't.
05:44These are not things I haven't.
05:44Then, complete and total breakdown Allie has a, well, that one's self-explanatory, right?
05:48In the grand finale, late night phone call Allie, where you beg me to take you back.
05:52That is not what I do.
05:53That is exactly what you do.
05:54I know you're better than anyone else in the world, Al.
05:56I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
05:58I know that you're out of chapstick.
05:59Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over, and I know that you love me, and I
06:05love you.
06:06So that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
06:10No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
06:13You can't just opt out.
06:14Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
06:17but you will because you always do.
06:19And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
06:22because I can't imagine my life without you.
06:26It's not fair to me, Al.
06:29Sean, I need you to hear me.
06:31I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
06:34This is it.
06:35We're just going in different directions.
06:36And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
06:42I'm not going to call you.
06:45Okay.
06:49And I'm not at a chapstick.
06:52Yes, you are.
06:54See you in 36 hours.
07:05I'm not at a chapstick.
07:15Shit.
07:16That's right.
07:17You can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
07:19No, yeah, I'm not.
07:20No, thanks.
07:24I'm talking with you, Graham.
07:25I know.
07:28Right.
07:38Okay, what's going on?
07:40Look, Dean, you're, uh, you're kind of, well...
07:45You've been with a good amount of women.
07:48I always knew this day would come.
07:49Well, Garrett, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
07:51All right, sure, I forget.
07:52Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
07:53I'm listening.
07:56Is there something going on with Hannah?
07:58No.
07:59Uh, not Hannah, someone else.
08:02She wants me to do this, uh, this thing.
08:06Do all the things, bro.
08:08Do them all.
08:09I just, just, it's kind of a big thing.
08:12It's really important to her.
08:14She's, like, trusting me.
08:15James, Hannah the Virgin.
08:16What?
08:17No.
08:18Damn, don't.
08:21Don't, don't make this weird.
08:22Bye.
08:25This doesn't leave a waiver.
08:26We're not actually having this conversation.
08:29It's just that I, uh, I really want it to be good.
08:32For her.
08:33If it's her first time, she might not come.
08:35Not an option, Jessica.
08:36Respect.
08:37Well, there, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
08:39The single, most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
08:44The single, trust, that's it.
08:47She's just gotta feel completely safe.
08:50Like, completely relaxed.
08:51But consent is key.
08:52And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
08:55So you just, you just can figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
09:00I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this.
09:05Well, she asked you who she thinks you are.
09:07Which is fucking hard.
09:10Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Talking five plays, six plays.
09:15Yeah, go.
09:16You know, right?
09:17Good talk, man.
09:18Great talk.
09:21Sorry, I was, uh, Justin.
09:24Hi.
09:25Excuse me, you're wasting my attention.
09:26Sorry, yeah, I was just on my phone.
09:28It's like you didn't get a story about it.
09:31My advisor really likes this song, mostly.
09:33Yeah, mostly.
09:34Yeah, he has some notes, but, uh, it's getting there.
09:37Cool.
09:38Uh, you, uh, never replied to my text.
09:40Do you want to come over later and work on this help?
09:42Um, definitely yes, but, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we
09:47dive into it.
09:49Um, rain check?
09:50Rain check, yeah.
09:52Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
09:53Cool.
09:54Cool.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Yeah, bye.
09:57Bye-bye.
10:10Bye-bye.
10:11Nooo!
10:25Hey.
10:27Hey.
10:36Is that a dress?
10:37Oh, yes.
10:38Yeah.
10:40Um, we did say seven, right?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Oh, come on up.
10:56Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
11:02Maybe.
11:07Hey, Bess.
11:16Uh, you don't need to turn around.
11:18You're about to see me naked.
11:20Yeah.
11:21But not until you want me to.
11:40All clear.
11:45My gown's my thing now?
11:46Definitely.
11:51Uh, yeah.
11:52So, are we gonna do it now?
11:56Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here, why don't you pick a song to play?
12:04Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
12:06Set the mood?
12:07Ew, that's awful.
12:08I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
12:11I can't believe it.
12:12I can't believe it.
12:12I have people say that.
12:14Okay, let me see.
12:18Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
12:20Which one?
12:21Shhh.
12:26I'm setting the mood.
12:32You're actually proving my point.
12:34The mood is set.
12:35Is that right?
12:36Please.
12:36This song is so sexy, it makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
12:42What is happening to me?
12:43The groove.
12:44It's taking over.
12:47Look.
12:49You're feeling it too.
12:52Oh.
12:54Okay.
12:56Oh, yeah.
12:57That's terrible.
12:58I love it.
13:06I'm gonna take you a lot, they've had.
13:09You're not keeping it, man.
13:10I've been right.
13:11I've back my time.
13:14I know I've had roomy for some morning.
13:18To give me love for you.
13:21Oh.
13:22Oh, yeah.
13:24I'm thinking I'll do it.
13:26Oh, yeah.
13:27Oh, yeah.
13:27Oh, yeah.
15:04I'm sorry.
15:05It's okay.
15:06This is what happens.
15:10I'm in it.
15:11I'm having fun.
15:12I feel good.
15:15And then I just like zoom out.
15:18I leave my body.
15:21It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going,
15:24but what is wrong with you?
15:27Nothing.
15:29Nothing is wrong with you.
15:31What if I...
15:37What if I'm broken?
15:39You're not broken, I'll see.
15:42You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
15:46No, but I do trust you.
15:48I wouldn't be here if I did it.
15:50But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
15:54So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
16:01Well, that was surprisingly deep.
16:07I do have another idea.
16:09I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
16:13Yeah, okay, sure.
16:16Instead of me giving you an orgasm,
16:20why don't you give yourself one?
16:24That's not going to prove anything.
16:25I do that all the time.
16:26I'll do you?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Good.
16:32Then, show me.
16:44Show me.
16:47And I'll show you.
17:03And I'll show you.
17:32And I'll show you.
18:02Stay here.
18:05Stay with me.
18:06Stay with me.
18:11Stay with me.
18:16Bye.
18:18Stay with me.
18:35Oh, my God, I did it.
18:44Thanks.
18:46No, no.
18:48Thank you, that was...
18:51Thanks.
19:02So what now?
19:08Wrong Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
19:10Like the actors or the audience?
19:11Everyone.
19:12Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with a ghost of his own father.
19:16Yikes.
19:16Yeah.
19:17Well, I'll wish Ali luck for me.
19:20Jackpot.
19:22Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
19:26Why does he always put the Brussels sprouts in it?
19:28Ah, yum.
19:29All right, give me.
19:30Yeah, you want one?
19:31Just got more bacon on it.
19:31All right.
19:43I told you that was a sexy song.
19:45I'm gonna say I'm surprised it's one of your most plate.
19:47It kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
19:51Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
19:59But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
20:02Yeah, she sounds cool.
20:03Yeah, she was cool.
20:04She had a huge record collection.
20:06She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
20:15How do you feel when you listen to that song?
20:18Why do you ask?
20:19It was just something my advisor said.
20:21Uh, I guess...
20:24Um, it makes me feel bold.
20:26Bold?
20:27Yeah, I like to just say, I like you.
20:30Deal with it.
20:31That's badass.
20:32Yeah, it is badass.
20:38You know, I was thinking...
20:43Sorry.
20:44Uh, where were I?
20:46Uh, I actually probably should go.
20:48Uh, are you sure?
20:49Yeah, yeah.
20:50I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase and classes.
20:54Yeah, uh...
20:55But, uh, thank you for your service.
20:58Much appreciated.
21:01See you soon?
21:03Yeah, okay, um, I'll text you.
21:12So, Garrett made you come?
21:13Yep.
21:13Then you're not freaking out, no?
21:15Uh, and you broke up with Sean?
21:17Yeah.
21:17And you're not freaking out, no?
21:19Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
21:23No.
21:23I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
21:25Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley, and then Complete
21:29and Total Breakdown Alley, and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset
21:33Vermont Alley.
21:33God help us all.
21:34You know, I promised myself, like, this has to be the last time.
21:37It has to stick.
21:38I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
21:39Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
21:43I believe you.
21:44Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
21:47This isn't his sweatshirt.
21:49Um.
21:54Oh, my God.
21:56I am a woman possessed.
21:58Man, you gotta help me.
21:59I lied.
22:00I already ate the Cheetos.
22:01I like the bad clothes.
22:02Who's that?
22:03Who's that?
22:03Is it Garrett?
22:04Is it Justin?
22:05Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the internet web that is your love life.
22:08Uh, it's Justin.
22:10So you're still in a...
22:12Of course I am.
22:13I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
22:16Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, but I might be differentized by Garrett.
22:19I'm gonna be the first.
22:20Yeah.
22:22Okay.
22:23I'll admit it.
22:24The night was kind of perfect.
22:26Garrett made me feel really safe.
22:28And a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
22:34No, you gotta take him at face, Lalia.
22:35Right, exactly.
22:37And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
22:40Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
22:45It's just an arrangement between friends.
22:47Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all.
22:50We had a plan.
22:51The plan worked.
22:53There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
22:55It was so weird.
22:57Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
23:00Logan, this is Bernardo.
23:02Protect him with your life.
23:03Why do you care how the night ended it?
23:05Because he didn't want it to end.
23:07What?
23:07You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
23:10Logan, let's get it!
23:14Hey, does Logan seem up to you guys today?
23:16What do you mean?
23:16I don't know.
23:17Bunch of missed passes, flip the goal, stuff like that.
23:19What?
23:19No, not you.
23:20Bernie.
23:20What do you mean?
23:21What's obvious?
23:21You're right, Derek, dude.
23:22Fuck.
23:23I think you're right.
23:24He's all over the place.
23:24Shut up, Joe.
23:25I should tell her.
23:26Yep.
23:27Like today?
23:28Yep.
23:29Shit.
23:30He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
23:31Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
23:32Here you go.
23:33Fuck, Bernardo.
23:34Who?
23:37Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
23:38Yeah.
23:38Bernardo.
23:39Amazing, I'm there.
23:40Hold this for Bernie.
23:43Hey, why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
23:44We are not yelling anywhere.
23:46Bernie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
23:48How do you feel about her?
23:49Do you?
23:50Finally.
23:51I'm telling you there's a little new jeep.
23:53We all thought we're closing and I wish it could be.
23:56No!
23:57Bernardo, how?
23:58Okay.
23:59We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
24:04We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
24:08Okay.
24:08Dramatic entrance.
24:09Whatever.
24:10Seriously?
24:11What's your damage, Heather?
24:12Nothing, just a shitty practice.
24:14Really?
24:15That's it?
24:16Yeah.
24:17That's it.
24:18Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and
24:21just made me look bad.
24:24I see what's happening.
24:25This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
24:27What?
24:28That's...
24:30I don't...
24:32Convincing.
24:33Don't bother.
24:33I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
24:35This is so like you.
24:36You want things you can't have.
24:37No, I don't.
24:37You need a fucking wake-up call.
24:39Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
24:41You won't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
24:43Jules, I get it.
24:44You've been passed over twice in the draft.
24:45Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
24:48And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
24:50At the garage.
24:51Forever.
24:53Is that what you want?
24:55No, it's not what I fucking want.
24:57I'm just saying.
24:58If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
25:12This mingle with the audience before the show, shtick, is such a hacky student director bullshit.
25:17Oh, it's immersive, we're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
25:19Give me a fucking...
25:19Wait, whoa, babe.
25:20Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
25:22Maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
25:25I'm so sorry.
25:26I didn't mean that.
25:27No, it's okay.
25:28It's your first show of Rire, though, Sean.
25:30Yeah, you just really still calmed me down, you know?
25:32I'm nervous.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
25:36Catherine!
25:36Don't touch a prop!
25:37That's not yours!
25:46Hey!
25:50You're here!
25:55What are you doing here?
25:57I'm glad you're here, but...
25:58I'm a part of the creative, man.
25:59You have to steal this from Tucker.
26:01Fuck!
26:01Oh, my God!
26:02It's all right?
26:03I'm kidding you.
26:03How old is he?
26:04Hey.
26:05Jordan?
26:06Justin?
26:07Ah, right.
26:07Yeah.
26:08Yeah, sir.
26:08My bad.
26:09What's up, Dean?
26:09Uh, Owen, Dean, drag you here?
26:11Yeah, man.
26:12Well, you know, Dean is persuasive.
26:14What about you, bro?
26:15You big Shakespeare guy, or what?
26:16Not really, but Hannah told me she was coming, so...
26:19You're right in.
26:20So she did?
26:21She did.
26:23Except the show's starting.
26:25Yeah.
26:25Do you want to...
26:26You want to see it?
26:27Counts with three.
26:29Yeah, yeah.
26:29We should probably sit.
26:30Yeah.
26:31See you around, man.
26:32Yeah, brother.
26:46Come on, bitches.
26:47Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
26:50A Midsummer Night.
26:53Scary!
26:57Now, virgins ought to find drunk Shakespeare scary.
27:01If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
27:03But there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
27:06When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
27:17I'm so sorry, everyone.
27:19It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
27:23struck by a terrible affliction.
27:26True love?
27:27No, gonorrhea.
27:33You'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
27:39Would you look at this couple.
27:43Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander.
27:46Oh, my God.
27:48Yeah.
27:54I love this.
27:55Yeah.
27:56Okay, Ness, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
28:01Me, Garrett, grab.
28:01I want to be on the show.
28:02Oh, sure.
28:03Oh, I think you can't tell everybody feels sitting here on your ass.
28:05Come on.
28:06Come here, pookie.
28:07That's okay.
28:07No, I'm all right.
28:08Here I am.
28:09Come on.
28:10Come on, you.
28:10All right.
28:11All right.
28:12All right.
28:12All right.
28:18Now, we just need a Helena.
28:19She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
28:24Can anyone relate?
28:29Allow me.
28:31Not even going to wait to be pants.
28:33That is messy.
28:34Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
28:36He's from the game, right?
28:37Yeah.
28:38Please, everyone knows who got from uptown, Derek Graham.
28:41Uh, no.
28:41No, I didn't lock him.
28:43I mean, we're not locked.
28:45He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
28:47Just syrup, some drugs.
28:49All right, Hermia.
28:51Let's get you all caught up.
28:53All right.
28:53You're in love with Lysander.
28:56Oh.
28:57But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
29:05What say you, Hermia?
29:08But daddy, I love him.
29:11Daddy, she loves him.
29:15Say that you love me.
29:20After this, we've got, like, ten minutes of Rude Mechanicals P.S., so feel free to help
29:26yourselves to our web bar.
29:28Okay.
29:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
29:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
29:37Do what?
29:38You're broadening your horizons.
29:40I think it's fun.
29:45Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
29:50You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
29:51She's not my girlfriend.
29:53But you clearly want her to be.
29:54No, I don't.
29:55Please, you can deny all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
30:02Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
30:06Don't.
30:07Don't apologize to me.
30:08Just make yourself feel better.
30:09I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
30:13It does.
30:14If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently.
30:19So, I'm sorry.
30:22And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
30:27I was having so much fun being a bitch.
30:30Fine.
30:31Yeah, okay.
30:31I accept.
30:35I don't know.
30:37Well, it's foul, but it's effective.
30:41I don't see the neighbor who's just making ass of me.
30:44What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
30:46God, I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
30:49Mine ear is much enamored of thy note, and so is mine eye, and thrall it to thine.
30:59To thy smile.
31:05And thy sweatshirt.
31:08And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
31:10And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes, because thou knowest I want both.
31:14Even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
31:16And so what if thou favors missionary?
31:18Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
31:20Oh, sweet bottom.
31:21Out to Vermont.
31:22Do not desire to go.
31:24Please, do not desire to go.
31:30Oh, shit, she's going to be at your mouth.
31:39What?
31:47Wine.
31:48Wine.
31:49Wine.
31:50Shut it in.
31:51Oh, that's the worst.
31:52You got it.
31:54Okay.
31:55I'm just going to be here.
31:56I'm just happy with her.
31:57I am.
31:58What fucked up, man?
31:59Wine.
32:00It's not even your wine.
32:02I assume we are thirsty.
32:03Okay, can I just drop a kiss, man?
32:05No, I got it.
32:06I got it.
32:07I totally got it.
32:08I totally got it.
32:10You're missing his beer, so I'm going to be right.
32:12Right?
32:12No, no, no.
32:13He's in there.
32:14Right here.
32:18Welcome back.
32:20My lover.
32:23Oh, looks like you two had a good time.
32:25And it's about to get even better.
32:29I made this love potion, special for the boys.
32:33It's a real knockout.
32:35And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
32:42Okay, loving this.
32:44But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
32:49How is a boss a maiden ever to decide?
32:52That's right.
32:52Oh.
32:53I know.
32:55How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
32:59Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
33:02Yeah.
33:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:04ERRIT, ERRIT, ERRIT, ERRIT, GERRIT, KERRIT, HERRIT, KERRIT!
33:09No no, no, no, no.
33:10Get me out of there.
33:12Sorry.
33:37I was thinking about all three hours.
33:40I didn't expect a young guy to be serious, but are you catching up?
33:49No, definitely not serious.
33:51Cool.
33:54I'm normally into theater, but I'm really glad I care.
33:59Yeah, me too.
34:13If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mending.
34:18That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
34:24Hi.
34:26Hey.
34:27That was some show you put on out there.
34:29Very boys gone wild.
34:30Thanks.
34:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion.
34:34You and Justin are back together.
34:36Yeah, we'll all swell that ends well.
34:39That's Shakespeare.
34:40Yeah, I know.
34:41Sorry.
34:42Hey.
34:44Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
34:50Uh, congratulations.
34:51That's, uh, yeah, you did it.
34:58Yeah, yeah, uh, so I guess this means our deal is officially over, right?
35:10Uh, yeah, Raiden.
35:13Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
35:15And I got you the guy.
35:18Hey.
35:20I want to serve with a picard pool.
35:23Ready?
35:24Sure.
35:25Sorry.
35:31Hey.
35:40Hey.
35:42Hey.
35:47Hey.
35:49Hey.
35:51Hey.
35:51Hey.
35:52Hey.
35:54Hey.
35:55Hey.
35:59you're getting some good power behind the shot
36:01still going wide
36:03as long as you keep it in the rink
36:05remember eastwood freshman year
36:07that wasn't on me
36:08I already took the shot, I just deflected off my stick
36:10and brag steve
36:12I bought him a beer, he's fine
36:16hey sir, I couldn't make the shakes right there
36:19it's okay
36:20not eating as much
36:23so
36:24you're at henna
36:27I don't know what I was thinking
36:30I don't have time for a girlfriend
36:33yeah, I'm sorry man
36:34I know you're related to her
36:40it's fine
36:42there's a plane in place for me
36:44team captain
36:45frozen four, ruins
36:46all I gotta do is follow through
36:48it's a good plan
36:49people would kill to have that plan
36:51exactly
36:53and it was just a distraction
36:56I mean
36:58sometimes you don't get
37:00everything you want
37:03but
37:05you're Garrett Graham
37:07alright
37:08things are gonna work out for you
37:10okay
37:10okay
37:11they always do
37:14yeah, well for you too man
37:15it's me and you on the Bruins
37:16that's the dream, right?
37:18yeah
37:18that's the dream
37:22anyway
37:22I was gonna hit up Malone's if you wanted to join
37:24it may look like you could use it
37:26that's alright
37:26I'm gonna stay
37:28sure
37:29alright
37:30see you later
37:30I go
37:45I'm gonna stay
38:06I know
38:06I said I wouldn't call
38:09and that's why I only think
38:10if you could leave your arms on the show
38:11and head to Ozzy
38:14yeah
38:15that's
38:15that's funny
38:18I'm
38:19I'm really glad we'll get to spend some time together
38:21outside of rehearsals
38:23yeah
38:23same
38:26I fucking love this song
38:29why do you love it so much?
38:30well I mean for starters
38:31the bass line
38:32and the way it interacts with the lead guitar
38:34it's
38:34no I'm sorry
38:36I actually mean
38:38what does it make you feel?
38:39I mean
38:40jealous
38:40I've been mad at first
38:43what does it make you feel?
38:48nothing
38:48I mean
38:49they're not for everyone
38:50so
38:51yeah
38:53hey this
38:54hey this
38:55this party's kinda dead right?
38:57do you wanna come back to mine?
38:58just then
38:59let me guess
39:00can you check?
39:03not quite
39:17this is Gary
39:18no phones allowed on the ice
39:20so
39:20leave a message
39:34I'll be right back to mine
39:38I'll be right back to mine
39:41I'll be right back to mine
39:46baby
39:46baby
39:47even though
39:47you don't need me
39:52you don't need me
39:53baby
39:54now that I've found you
39:57I can't let you go
39:58I built my world around you
40:01I need you soon
40:02baby
40:03even though
40:04you don't need me
40:06you don't need me
40:10baby
40:11baby
40:11since first we met
40:13I knew it was hard of mine
40:18the love we had
40:20could not be bad
40:22I played it right
40:23and I bade my time
40:27spend a lifetime
40:28looking for somebody
40:31to give me love like you
40:35now you've told me
40:37that you wanna leave me
40:39darling
40:40I just can't let you
40:43baby
40:46now that I've found you
40:48I can't let you go
40:49I built my world around you
40:52I need you soon
40:53baby
40:54even though
40:56you don't need me
40:58you don't need me
41:00baby
41:00baby
41:01baby
41:03baby
41:05baby
41:06I don't know.
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