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Foul Play with Anthony Davis S01E05
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00:01This week on Foul Play.
00:03NFL defensive back Quentin Lake
00:05and NFL analyst Jay Glazer
00:07are guest hosts on a fake talent show.
00:10Where one wrong button turns a bullseye...
00:12Whoa!
00:14...into a medical emergency.
00:15My buzzer didn't go off.
00:16No dread.
00:17But first, a Hoops power couple.
00:20Bam Adebayo and Aja Wilson get caught up
00:23in the memorabilia scam like no other.
00:25My dad taught my brother and I to forge signatures.
00:37Today, we're breaking Times Athlete of the Year
00:39and the first ever four-time WNBA MVP
00:43and superstar forward, Aja Wilson.
00:46On and off the court, she always does the right thing.
00:50So I thought, why not have her think
00:52that she's caught up in a massive illegal sports memorabilia ring?
00:56Helping me out, my friend, three-time NBA All-Star, Bam Adebayo.
01:01This one is unique.
01:03Aja and Bam are dating, so I'm gonna sit this one out
01:06because I am not getting in the middle of this couple.
01:09Bam, take it from here.
01:13I'm Bam Adebayo, and I'm taking control of this one.
01:16Because this one is close to me,
01:17I'll be pranking my favorite Olympian, Aja Wilson.
01:20We got cameras here, there, there.
01:24We're supposed to be coming in here to work out,
01:26but it's gonna be a little twist to it.
01:29We'll be signing some basketballs, but little does she know,
01:32we will have somebody in the back forging our signature.
01:36We got Jordan forging signatures.
01:38Kobe playing the daughter who finally tells the truth,
01:41and a scary dad who panics when the secret is out.
01:44We'll be in the control center, which is the men's restroom.
01:50I wanna give a personal shout-out to A.D.
01:53for putting me in a shitty situation.
01:57So, foul play.
02:01Suck it up, Bam.
02:02No one said the prank game was easy.
02:10Hey, hey, hey.
02:11How you doing?
02:11Welcome to CrossCourt.
02:12Must be Aja.
02:13Tyler, how are you?
02:14Aja, nice to meet you.
02:15How you doing?
02:15Hi, nice to meet you, big man.
02:18Good to see you.
02:18Hi.
02:19This is my daughter, Kobe.
02:20How you doing?
02:20All right.
02:21We could just head on in.
02:22Yeah, or do you mind if we could get a quick autograph for you?
02:26Love the heat, but I love the aces for you.
02:27Yeah, she's a huge fan.
02:29She's a huge fan.
02:30Yeah, sure, if you could both do both balls, that'd be great.
02:34Let's get a selfie in here.
02:37All right.
02:37There she is.
02:38Yeah, cool.
02:40All right.
02:41Don't mind if I...
02:42All right.
02:43Hey.
02:44She's great.
02:46Okay.
02:47Diablo, Bam.
02:48Yeah, make yourself at home, of course, and I'll show you right to the bathroom.
02:52Kobe, if you want to get them going.
02:54Have you ever been here before?
02:56Right this way, bud.
02:56Oh, perfect.
02:57So, this is going to be your guys' private court.
03:00We have some basketballs, some waters over there.
03:03What's up, man?
03:04We have you step right over here.
03:05And you want to come up with us?
03:07I am.
03:08Can you just do a quick ten count?
03:10Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five.
03:14Five.
03:14All right.
03:15Sorry I got to do this to you, sweets.
03:17It's AD's fault, so blame AD.
03:19We go through this way?
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:21Just right on there.
03:22Uh-huh.
03:22I need Sonny to come back so I can go doop-doop.
03:27Excuse me.
03:30You know what it was?
03:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
03:37ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:52There he is.
03:52What's up, dude?
03:53How you doing, man?
03:54Good.
03:54Well done.
03:55Well done.
03:55Well done.
03:56Well done.
03:57Take control of the game.
04:03All right, Kobe, go in.
04:07Hi.
04:08Um, do you mind if I ask you something?
04:12I have a bit of a problem, and I don't really know what to do about it.
04:16And I just, I've looked up to you for so long, and I feel like I can finally talk to
04:22someone.
04:23Okay.
04:24Um, this place, it's not really what it seems.
04:29My dad gets athletes to come and practice here, and then he gets them to sign things, and he takes
04:35videos or pictures,
04:36and then he taught my brother and I to forge signatures, so he makes hundreds of basketballs, jerseys,
04:45and sells them for a lot of money online.
04:49Do you think you could help me?
04:53I got you.
04:54Let me work on this.
04:56I got you.
04:57Bring her to the forgery room.
04:58I got you.
04:59Thank you for sharing.
05:00Um, my brother's in the other room, if you want to come with me.
05:07Please, I really want to show you something.
05:09Um, yeah, give me one sec.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Okay, hold on, give me one sec.
05:14Y'all are trying to get me fired from my day job.
05:18Yeah, it's right by here.
05:24And then, here's my brother.
05:28What do you need, Kobe?
05:30Uh, give me one.
05:33Um...
05:35She's leaving.
05:36She's leaving.
05:49She's leaving.
05:50She's leaving.
05:51You want to go in?
05:52Yeah, I gotta go get her.
05:53Let's get you in.
05:54Let's get you in.
05:55Hop up.
05:55Go, go, go.
05:56She's out there.
05:59Can you bring her back?
06:00Okay.
06:01Okay.
06:02All right.
06:03It's weird going up.
06:05What happened?
06:07Uh, give me one sec.
06:09You want me?
06:10Yep, we're okay.
06:11Come on, sit down, man.
06:14Yeah.
06:15My dad forged her signature,
06:16her husband and himself.
06:18In order to, like, forge it,
06:20you needed a blue pin.
06:22That's what I thought, too.
06:24So, when you were both, she was like,
06:25hey, I just wanna let you know this place
06:27is not what you think it is.
06:29And I said, what are you talking about?
06:32And she was just like,
06:32my dad just got people to sign stuff,
06:35and then my brother forges it in the bag,
06:37and they make money.
06:39I feel bad, because I feel like
06:41we really gotta help this little girl.
06:42Hey, Jordan.
06:45You guys got some shots off?
06:47Got some workouts in?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Um, is there a problem with the courts
06:52or anything?
06:52Just leave it in my chair.
06:53Okay.
06:54Okay, cool.
06:55All right.
06:56I just had a question about the signature.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Well, that looks pretty good.
07:01Do you think you could talk to him?
07:04Dad, I think Asia has something to tell you.
07:08Yeah, yeah.
07:09Was she just saying that you guys
07:10are forging our signatures on things?
07:12No.
07:13Uh, I mean,
07:15can you tell me exactly what she said to you?
07:18She's just saying that you guys
07:19are forging our signatures for money.
07:22That bitch.
07:23No.
07:24No.
07:25We do get autographs from pro athletes
07:29that come in here.
07:29We don't sell those.
07:32We...
07:32Dad, I already told her.
07:34We...
07:34You literally had him in the other room right now
07:36forging other athletes' signatures.
07:38What are you doing?
07:38What are you talking about?
07:40No, I don't want to do this anymore.
07:41Shut up, Koby.
07:42Koby, what are you...
07:44I haven't been in school in two years.
07:46You brought me out to storage signatures.
07:47You've been homeschooled.
07:47We do online schooling.
07:49YouTube is not online school.
07:51It's good enough.
07:53We're not doing it illegally.
07:55We get them at convention centers
07:57and from the athletes themselves
07:59and then, yeah, sometimes we sell them,
08:02but not anything illegal.
08:04If she's not the one signing it
08:06and he's signing it,
08:07it's illegal.
08:09That's forgery.
08:11No, yeah,
08:12because it's not legal
08:12because they're signing it.
08:13Everyone agrees to it.
08:15No one else agreed to it.
08:16Well, we didn't agree to it.
08:17We didn't agree to it.
08:17We didn't know that it was going on.
08:18Well, we have you on tape.
08:20Signing it, yes,
08:21but no one told us
08:22that you were forging our signatures.
08:24I'm sorry.
08:25That's it.
08:25I'm sorry.
08:26Like, that's it.
08:26I mean, if it's mutually beneficial, then...
08:29It's not, though,
08:29because I'm not making any money.
08:31I don't want...
08:32I don't want your money.
08:33I'm not...
08:33We could go into business.
08:35Yeah, that's what we're trying to say.
08:36Get done.
08:36This is super sketchy,
08:37and I know she's shaken up,
08:39and I'm so sorry you have to go through this.
08:41Thanks.
08:42But this is messed up.
08:45I mean, she does this all the time.
08:46She actually enjoys it.
08:47She just had a late night last night.
08:48I don't...
08:49We don't need you.
08:50My daughter's a liar.
08:51Great.
08:51Always seeking attention.
08:53Now you got it.
08:54From the MVP yourself.
08:57Oh, Asia.
08:59Oh, man.
08:59Asia.
09:00We don't mind.
09:02You really boned me here.
09:03I'm really sorry about this.
09:04No, it's fine.
09:05I think we've seen some bigger issues.
09:08I'm just going to continue to wait for my trainer, but...
09:10Okay.
09:10Okay.
09:11Well, sorry.
09:11Do you mind if I ask a few questions about your signature,
09:13just so I can get...
09:15Let's go outside.
09:17I know.
09:17I'm walking.
09:20I, uh...
09:21Can I get those balls back?
09:22We're in.
09:26We're out.
09:27We're out.
09:34We're out.
09:35We're out.
09:52You got...
10:01Do not hug me all right
10:13My god, my heart is like crazy. You're amazing. So nice to meet you guys. You guys have me terrified
10:23Oh my god
10:28This is foul play as you can see
10:42We're supposed to get here. We're supposed to prank him not me. This is so messed up
10:48My favorite Olympian
10:58I'm Asia Wilson, and I just got play
11:08Coming up NFL defensive back Quinn Lake and NFL insider Jay Glazer's hosting dreams
11:15Oh boy
11:16Go sideways
11:17Oh my god
11:20Why would you push it when he's trying? I didn't need to
11:32Competition keeps my world spinning
11:35Normally, I'm in the thick of it, but today I'm backstage pulling the strings on something big
11:41Welcome to stars among us
11:47Here's the setup our talent competition show has one open spot on the judges panel. How are you?
11:54And we gave our marks their own chance to win the job
11:57Sorry guys. This is such a big one. We're giving you a two for one
12:02First up quentin lake
12:04NFL standout safety stand-up guy
12:07Maybe two nights for this mess
12:09Next to audition
12:11Jay Glazer
12:13NFL insider
12:14TV personality
12:16All business
12:17Zero chill
12:19They'll sit beside our foul play judges
12:22Legendary actor Eric Roberts
12:24It's a big big show doing bs tv
12:27TV star and model chloe veach
12:29Who's an hr nightmare all for the love of the game all for the love of the game
12:34But the real star of the show is an act gone haywire
12:38Oh my god
12:41Quentin and jay we hope you both got good lawyers
12:50Are you nervous on this guy hands are a little a little sweaty a little sweaty a little sweaty hands
13:04Lock down everybody lock down
13:07Here we go
13:10Hi how are you
13:12Quentin nice to meet you
13:13I'll give you a cuddle oh oh sorry
13:14You're good you're good
13:15Quentin
13:18Can you believe this is a job
13:21Just straight criticism and judgment
13:24Criticism and judgment that's what we specialize in
13:26Don't you just love you smile he's so handsome isn't he
13:30Oh man
13:31He's trying to ignore her
13:33He's trying to ignore her so bad
13:34Welcome to stars among us
13:37Just a competition show it's a talent show
13:39Okay
13:39Slight wrinkle
13:41Everybody's buzzer says something different
13:43You want to hear mine
13:43Bye bye
13:45Okay
13:45Okay do you
13:47Fumble
13:48Ready
13:50Bollocks
13:51Bollocks
13:51Bollocks
13:51All right we're gonna get started
13:53Yes
13:53Let's go
13:54Let's do this
13:55Let's have fun
13:57Let's do it
13:57Let's do it
13:58Let's do it
13:58Let's do it
13:59We should all hold hands or something
14:00I don't know
14:01Like one big happy family
14:01He doesn't hold hands
14:02There we go
14:02Bam
14:02Yeah
14:06Hello
14:07My name is Huey Stonefish and this is my magical
14:10Mandarin movement machine
14:12Is that the deal?
14:13Yeah
14:13Is that the deal?
14:14There's three of them
14:15Such cuties
14:16You need more balls
14:17You need more hands
14:18Get off the stage
14:19There's got to be something more than three oranges
14:21My favorite thing about juggling
14:23Mandarin oranges
14:23Is that I get my daily
14:25Bye bye
14:27You have a huge career ahead of you
14:29It was great to meet you
14:30Go away
14:31All right thank you
14:33Bye bye
14:34All right
14:34Yeah maybe you have some bigger oranges
14:36You have bigger oranges
14:36I just only have the mandarins
14:38I mean I bet Quentin's got big balls
14:40No
14:44All right so let's do our next contestant
14:51Very good
14:54Don't you think he looks like a penis
14:55See um um no
14:56Not even one percent
14:57No but no
14:57But why would I want to think that
14:58No
14:59No you're from one percent
15:00Whoa yeah
15:02Wow
15:03Wow
15:04Very good very good
15:05He was fully racked right here
15:08Fully racked
15:09Like a brick
15:11Bricked up for you baby
15:12You've been talking about bucks and bricks and penises
15:15I'm stepping out of this one
15:16I think he wants your number
15:18You're an HR nightmare waiting to happen
15:19I got nothing to do with this
15:22Where do you get your body lotion from
15:24Is it Vaseline?
15:25Is it baby oil?
15:26I am obsessed
15:28I don't use any any oil
15:30So it's just like natural juices
15:32Natural juices
15:34I know natural juices when I see them
15:37Okay so a network note
15:39They want to not have anybody
15:42Push the buzzers on the next contestants
15:44They just want to get a clean full run
15:46Here we go
15:47This is it
15:51I'm here
15:51Remind them to not push the button
15:53Don't hit the buzzer
15:54Don't hit the buzzer please
15:55I know what to do
15:56Oh my god
15:57I'm so nervous
15:58I can't watch
15:59I can't watch
16:01Someone's about to get stabbed
16:04Oh my gosh
16:06No way
16:07No way
16:07No way
16:08Oh my god
16:09Can you just tell me what happens
16:10Because I don't actually want to watch it
16:11Can you tell me what happens
16:18Fumble
16:18Oh shit
16:19Whoa
16:20Why would you do
16:22You've got to be a part of that act
16:24Whoa whoa whoa
16:24Why
16:24Please hold
16:25Please hold
16:26This is not cool
16:27Oh it went over and hit somebody
16:30Obviously
16:31Okay we got
16:32Oh my god
16:32What just happened
16:48Did you hit fumble
16:53No I didn't
16:54I didn't press anything
16:55Because your X is lit up
16:57No you think it's lit up
16:58Yeah I just had it hovering though
17:00Fumble
17:08If you rub some butter on it
17:09He'll be fine
17:10Okay rub some butter on it
17:11You'll be fine
17:11Rub some butter on it
17:12He'll be fine
17:13I'm telling you
17:13I've been through this before
17:14No we're good
17:15We're good
17:15We're good
17:16We're good
17:16Was he the executive
17:17Or the PA
17:17No he's
17:18I think he's a PA
17:19Oh okay it's fine
17:20That's a wrap right
17:21Well I think so
17:22No the show has to go on
17:23Hey this is crazy
17:25This is crazy
17:26Something happened
17:27Because
17:27Oh my god
17:31Oh my god
17:32I'm gonna throw
17:32I'm gonna throw off
17:33Oh my god
17:34There's no way
17:35I think what happened
17:38How's it going
17:39I think he pushed his button
17:40And then
17:41Well obviously it's red
17:42And then it threw the axe guy off
17:44Yeah we were
17:45So I'm
17:45I'm John I'm with the network
17:46Hi John
17:47Hi
17:47Hi John
17:48Hi John
17:48So yeah
17:49I guess you hit the button
17:50Which we're supposed to do
17:51But obviously
17:51Preferably not when someone's throwing
17:53But I feel like
17:54You should have been briefed
17:55Before that
17:55You hit it literally
17:57At the moment
17:59He reached back
18:00And threw
18:01Why would you push it
18:04When he was throwing
18:05I didn't need to
18:06I genuinely thought
18:07I didn't press it
18:08I'm serious
18:08No
18:09I was just
18:09Like you said
18:10I was hovering
18:10My hand was hovering
18:11No but you've got to be careful
18:12Because sometimes
18:13You can accidentally press it
18:14Yeah
18:14Or like
18:15Or maybe body heat
18:16Is it sensitive?
18:17Well you know
18:18I don't know
18:18I mean if you
18:19You hit it
18:20But is he
18:20Is he gonna be okay?
18:22I mean
18:22Who knows
18:22That's among a million
18:23Other concerns
18:26You saw how sharp
18:27Those axes were
18:28We have to
18:29Probably ask you to leave
18:30What?
18:32Do you know what?
18:33I knew there was
18:33Something funny about him
18:34No I'm so sorry
18:35No seriously
18:36I didn't mean to
18:37Like the amount of
18:38Litigation and paperwork
18:40That's gonna happen
18:41Because of this is crazy
18:42Like the guy got stabbed
18:44I know
18:45We have somebody
18:46It's not like that
18:47There's another
18:47We can get another judge
18:48To come out
18:51We can reshoot
18:52Yeah I mean look
18:52At the end of the day
18:53The show has to keep going
18:54But I think you can understand
18:56That we'll have to replace you
18:58We can reshoot
18:59We can do set ups again
19:00We'll reshoot it
19:00Do it again
19:00Alright so we're gonna have
19:01To replace you man
19:02I'm sorry
19:02Is it okay with you guys?
19:04It'll be bad for my reputation
19:05If I'm sat next to someone
19:07That's pressed a button
19:10You hit the buzzer
19:11In the middle of throwing the knife
19:13Sounds like a you problem
19:14It is a me problem
19:15Because a guy just got stabbed
19:17After you hit the buzzer
19:18Not stabbed
19:19You got hit with an axe
19:19Sure
19:20Totally different
19:20But why did you push the buzzer?
19:22Hey
19:22Blame that
19:23He hit him with the axe
19:24Not me
19:24That wouldn't have happened
19:25If you hadn't have buzzed it
19:25Right when I was throwing
19:26Hey blame this guy
19:27Not me
19:27I don't even shit
19:28I didn't throw the axe
19:30I'm not the one who threw the axe
19:32Hey Jay
19:33You just got played
19:34Come on bud
19:38You had a no-two
19:39Going in
19:40Like he's not gonna
19:40He's not gonna care at all
19:42You got no compassion
19:44Put some butter on there
19:45I'm gonna feel it
19:49But I honestly didn't care
19:53Just rub some butter on it
19:55You'll be fine
19:59Hey
19:59I'm buzzing all your mouth
20:01Yeah
20:02Can we quickly check the cameras
20:04To see if my new boys are showing?
20:05Can we bring up the next host please?
20:08Yo quit
20:09You just got played
20:10What the heck?
20:11No way
20:13Yo I was like
20:14There's no way
20:15That's crazy
20:16What?
20:17Yo
20:18That's wild
20:19What the
20:20What's up bro?
20:21How you doing?
20:25And I'm not really a pervert
20:25Oh my god
20:27Wait this is crazy though
20:29What the heck?
20:30Andy the diamond
20:31What?
20:32What's up bro?
20:33How you doing?
20:34And I'm not really a pervert
20:35I promise
20:36You're good
20:36I was like
20:37You saw you get so uncomfortable
20:38Hold up
20:41I'm so sorry
20:43Congratulations
20:43Everybody
20:44Give yourselves a round of applause
20:46Cause you got me mad
20:47You got me really mad
20:49I'm Quincy Lake
20:50I'm Jay Glazer
20:51And I just got played
20:54Bastards
20:55Fumble
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