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Off Campus Episode 5 ｜ English Sub
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00:14Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:25We'll see you next time.
01:29Like a backseat driver
01:30If that's what I get, what I need to know
01:33Then watch me sit the day on fire
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river
01:49We drowned our sins all night and howled at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01With fire, I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:17Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get for my desire
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with the magic magic
02:43I sit the bed on fire
02:45I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:14Then watch me sit the bed on fire
03:34Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:52Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:55Okay rude but that's not what
03:58Mom?
03:59Are you there?
04:00I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:02Oh
04:03I mean
04:11I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot.
04:15You say that every year, and every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave and the house
04:19is empty again.
04:20I know. What are you doing this year, honey? Are you going to go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no. Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving, so I'm going to stay for that.
04:29Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun. What are you going to bring?
04:33You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed.
04:39We won't.
04:40Text Garrett. Ask him how many people are going.
04:43Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:50Uh...
04:50What? Introduce me.
04:52No, Mom.
04:54Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells.
04:58Hi. Please, call me Carrie. Look at you.
05:02You weren't exaggerating, Hannah. He's so handsome.
05:05Okay, hanging up now.
05:06But Garrett, Kenneth's dad is going to be so jealous. I met you first.
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends.
05:13He posted about your game last night.
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry. I didn't let him.
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here.
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25It doesn't matter. He's proud.
05:27Okay, we gotta go. We have class.
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett.
05:31Nice meeting you, too, Mrs. Carrie.
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie.
05:37Miss and love you, too, Mama.
05:39Bye.
05:41Sorry. She's enthusiastic.
05:43She's sweet. She loves you.
05:44Okay. Are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellsie.
05:49One day, Graham.
05:50One day.
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me.
06:22Cindy, I want you to come home for Thanksgiving.
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding,
06:33and I would appreciate it as well.
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't...
06:37It's not a game, Garrett.
06:39I'm really trying here.
06:41I'm a different man now,
06:43and I don't expect you to understand this,
06:45but Cindy...
06:48She's chosen to trust me.
06:53And I want to be someone worthy of that trust.
06:59Garrett, please.
07:02Just think about it.
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said.
07:21I'm just... I'm not feeling it.
07:23Not yet.
07:24Okay.
07:26Fine. I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break.
07:28Great. Yeah, thank you.
07:30No worries.
07:31See you, Garrett.
07:32Yeah, bud.
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse.
07:42Ooh.
07:43Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving.
07:46Hey, well, Z.
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50It seems like your parents would love to see you.
07:52Uh, that place isn't really my home anymore.
07:57Because of what happened to you?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid,
08:06people don't tend to believe you.
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him,
08:11testified against me in court.
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit.
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah.
08:20A hockey player?
08:23Yeah.
08:27Ah, fuck.
08:29Look, that's all in the past now.
08:32He's in the past.
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to.
08:37My parents get it.
08:39Uh, why do you ask?
08:41Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving, meet his fiancée.
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe.
08:50I don't know.
08:52I, yeah, things with my dad are kind of...
08:58It's complicated.
09:01Yeah, well, he's still your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass?
09:05When I saw him before practice, he seemed, like, different.
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but...
09:13Well, you hope so.
09:15Look, I think people can change.
09:17If they want to.
09:19So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:21If that's what you want.
09:26If I go, will you come with me?
09:31Of course.
09:33What, are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do.
09:37Real ones, anyway.
10:02Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh.
10:06I lost interest in that.
10:08You look good.
10:10Mean.
10:11Like tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm.
10:14Zdeno-chara mean.
10:15You can never pull off me mean.
10:17I'll take it.
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend.
10:22Because I'm not.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:27Huh.
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw.
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides.
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now.
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself.
10:40She's trying, dude.
10:41She's always trying.
10:45Better get that.
10:50Hi, Mom.
10:53This, gentleman, is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection.
10:58It's a big-ass turkey.
11:00Damn straight.
11:00We're going to kill Thanksgiving.
11:01Unlike last year when everyone brought something and all we had to eat was a turkey and 300 miller
11:06highlifes.
11:07Champagne of beers.
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year, which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11to handle all food preparations.
11:12Because this year is going to be the best Thanksgiving.
11:16The perfect Thanksgiving.
11:20Holy shit.
11:20Holy shit.
11:21Since I can't go home, I've decided to make all my mama's greatest hits from scratch.
11:25We got three kinds of pie, two kinds of cranberry sauces, and more sweet potatoes than you can
11:30shake a stick at.
11:31And the piece de resistance, the Tucker family deep-fried turkey.
11:37All rights reserved, 1985.
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done.
11:41No.
11:42No, no, no.
11:42I'm very much not done.
11:44A general is only as good as his troops.
11:46Okay?
11:47Where's Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:49I'm not leaving anything up to chance.
11:52This, my friends, will be a military operation.
11:55Y'all have jobs to do.
11:56Okay?
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett.
12:00Thank you for finally joining us.
12:01You and Wellesie will handle the pie crust from Dell's back stock.
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving.
12:06Oh, right.
12:08Uh, sorry, Tuck.
12:09Hannah and I are going to my, uh, dad's place in Boston.
12:11Can't make it.
12:11What?
12:12No.
12:14Okay.
12:16No problem.
12:16No problem.
12:17Dean, you can handle all this stuff.
12:18Ah, no, I would be all over that.
12:19But I am road tripping down to New York tomorrow with Beau.
12:22No, no, dude.
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:25Locked off Wednesday, dude.
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here when I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, bro.
12:31See you next year.
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving.
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here.
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving.
12:40What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list.
12:51Damn.
12:52I know.
12:53It's glorious.
13:00I'm so depressed you're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year.
13:02Me too.
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett.
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk and busting out her old cheer routine.
13:09God, old gals still got the splits.
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Sean.
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Oh, honestly, I am loving my single life.
13:17I'm Yasmina in season two of Anissa Alashba.
13:21But doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:24Yes, but before that, she is single and thriving.
13:27As am I.
13:28Just not getting tied down, focusing on myself and my acting.
13:32That's it.
13:33Well, I am proud of you.
13:34Well, you too.
13:36Meeting Garrett's dad, being a good girlfriend and shit.
13:40Are you nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no.
13:44I mean, he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm a little nervous, but not because he's famous.
13:50Just, I don't know, the way Garrett talks about him seems, like, really intense.
13:55Yeah, I've seen him at games.
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so.
13:59Well, don't stress.
14:00It's not about him liking you.
14:02It's about Garrett.
14:04And he already likes you.
14:06Garrett, I just think it's really important to Garrett that this goes well.
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
14:12Supporting each other.
14:14Helping each other grow as people.
14:16Can't all be about sex and fun.
14:21Shit, bus almost here.
14:22Gotta go.
14:23Well, no, Garrett can just drag you.
14:25No, no, it's fine.
14:25I love a bus.
14:26You hate a bus.
14:27It's fine.
14:29I love you.
14:30Happy Thanksgiving.
14:31Love you.
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes.
14:53Use that time to prep the turkey before it has snow in it.
14:56And don't forget to pat-
14:57Pat-try the bird.
14:58I know.
14:58I know.
14:59Can't be wet.
15:00Unless you want a crispy turkey and no eyebrows like Uncle Pete.
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows with sweet potato casserole.
15:08Ooh, slivers, dude.
15:10Dude, slivers.
15:11Just easy.
15:12Yes, chef.
15:13There you go.
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready.
15:18One hour.
15:19Got it.
15:20First Thanksgiving.
15:21You're cooking all on your own.
15:22It's weird doing all this without you.
15:24Miss you too, JT.
15:25But I'm right there with you.
15:27I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone.
15:31Fair.
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up.
15:34It has to be perfect.
15:35No such thing.
15:36It's not the food.
15:37It's the comfort and love that make the food.
15:40Did you just quote the barefoot contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there.
15:46Gravy, gotta go.
15:47Love you, baby.
15:52Perfect.
15:53Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago.
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three.
16:05They were just here.
16:07What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive.
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:13What's normal?
16:14Turkey, pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring.
16:17Say what you will about mom.
16:18We always have fun.
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting, selective memory.
16:23Can't we just enjoy this, please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving.
16:27They were just here.
16:28Marshmallows were just here in front of the cans.
16:30Party people.
16:32Happy Thanksgiving.
16:33Bertie.
16:34Nat.
16:35Thank God I thought we were going to have too much food.
16:37Not a chance.
16:38We brought friends.
16:38And we brought one.
16:40Oh, six.
16:41Woo!
16:41Six more people.
16:42I can't do great.
16:43That's perfect.
16:43I can do that.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Hi.
16:44How you doing?
16:45Hi, Tuckie.
16:46Thanks for having us.
16:48Good to see you.
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this.
16:57This is a bad idea.
16:59You're right.
17:00Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing.
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine.
17:08I meant my dad, Wellesie.
17:11Oh, right.
17:13Hey, we can go at any point.
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out.
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah.
17:20I don't know.
17:20Squeeze my hand.
17:21Or something.
17:22Once means you're good.
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone.
17:29Or we go.
17:36Or we stay.
17:38You gotta give me something here.
17:40We stay.
17:42Okay.
17:45First step, get me out the car.
17:49Yeah.
17:53Garrett, you made it.
17:55Dad.
17:56And you must be Hannah.
17:58Glad to finally meet you.
17:59Hi.
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand.
18:01Well, I'll take that.
18:03Oh, pie.
18:04Yeah.
18:05It's key lime.
18:06You love key lime.
18:07He loves key lime.
18:08I do.
18:08It's the superior pie.
18:11Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there.
18:13Come in.
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge.
18:16I'll take your coats.
18:21Thanks.
18:25It's a nice house.
18:27Yeah.
18:30Oh, look at you.
18:35Oh.
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah.
18:45Suncanny.
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett.
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going.
18:52Come on.
18:53Put the game on.
18:54It's you versus me, kid.
18:55Rangers Bruins.
18:56Actually, is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah.
19:01Of course.
19:02You don't have to ask permission.
19:03This is your house, too.
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour.
19:08Cool.
19:10Thank you so much.
19:11Thank you for coming.
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol.
19:17And we got tiny little boxes of cereal still up in the dining hall.
19:20Oh.
19:21Hey, look, Tuck.
19:21More people.
19:22Hannah said orphans were welcome.
19:24They are.
19:25They are, yes.
19:27Just grab a seat.
19:28Jules will grab you a drink.
19:30Yeah.
19:30All right.
19:31Just make yourselves at home.
19:34Here.
19:34In the living room.
19:36Okay.
19:36Thank you, guys.
19:37Happy Thanksgiving.
19:38Happy Thanksgiving.
19:39Happy Thanksgiving.
19:39Happy Thanksgiving.
19:45Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are already in there.
19:50Here.
19:50Please consult the oven schedule.
19:53I did all the math.
19:55The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone.
19:58It only takes 30 minutes.
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey.
20:01Jules, I can't right now.
20:03Please.
20:04Go.
20:05Guys.
20:05Somebody taste it and try it.
20:09And for the end of the tour, this is me.
20:21You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah.
20:24It's just weird being back here.
20:26After my mom died, I went off to boarding school.
20:28And I never really lived here again.
20:31Yeah, I can tell.
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever.
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive.
20:46His best years are behind him.
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like.
20:55Eventually.
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow and get stuck bagging groceries at the, uh, stop and shop.
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that.
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market.
21:09Oh.
21:10So.
21:11Yeah, not, yeah, it wasn't really a dream either, so.
21:15What was?
21:17I don't know.
21:18She, she was a singer.
21:20Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions, but, I don't know, she never really went for it.
21:24She must be proud of you then.
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy.
21:30My dad, he's not really like that.
21:32Or, I don't know about now, but he wasn't.
21:36Not just with hockey, with everything.
21:37He was always so.
21:41Intense?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah, seriously intense.
21:55Yeah, I don't know.
21:56It just seems kind of sad.
21:58Like, you wake up one morning and can't play hockey anymore.
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at.
22:05That's not true.
22:06That's not an answer.
22:07I, I think I would be, like, relieved.
22:22Sorry.
22:25Ali said that they wanted to wish me a happy Thanksgiving.
22:29Take it.
22:30You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this.
22:39Okay.
22:43Hey.
22:44Oh, my gosh.
22:45Hi, everyone.
22:50Okay.
22:51We have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday.
22:54We are going to Loaves and Fishes, this whole thing.
22:57I'm going to go get potatoes from the extra fridge and then, um...
23:01Pat dry?
23:02Pat dry.
23:02Yes.
23:03Yes.
23:04What do you do, buddy?
23:04Wait, wait, wait.
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet.
23:09Okay, that's fucking blasphemy.
23:11You're a blasphemer.
23:12I will die on this hill.
23:14We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes.
23:16We never had sweet potatoes.
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year.
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos, honestly.
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack.
23:27Oh, they're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving.
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken.
23:36The propane tank almost leveled the block.
23:38Oh.
23:39It's a blessing, actually.
23:41Mama Logan was never known for her cooking.
23:44I know.
23:45We should bring Mom Taco Shack.
23:47Absolutely not.
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now.
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support.
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in, and the time before that, and the time before that.
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John.
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules.
24:06Exactly.
24:08She's...
24:09She's trying.
24:10Okay.
24:11New plan.
24:12I'm gonna whip up some spinach casserole.
24:16What?
24:17You know what?
24:17Forget it.
24:19I'll go myself.
24:25Tucker, my friend.
24:27We are here.
24:29Yes.
24:30Yes, you are.
24:31I'm so sorry to be late.
24:33Uh-huh.
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia.
24:35Hi.
24:36Uh, Charlotte from Philippines.
24:38Hi.
24:38You know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm.
24:40Hey.
24:40And Carl Heinz.
24:41Hello, Carl Heinz.
24:45Sorry.
24:47You know what, boys and girls?
24:49I need space to work.
24:50Everybody, we are going to take this shindig outside.
24:53Let's go.
24:53Outside.
24:54Outside.
24:55Outside.
24:55Outside.
24:56Outside.
24:56Outside.
24:56Get your coat.
24:57Thank you, guys.
24:58I got this one.
24:59Thank you, guys.
25:18I heard you stopped by and saw Bruins practice.
25:21Yeah.
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:25Yeah, a little bit.
25:26Atta boy.
25:32Cindy seems nice.
25:35She is.
25:36Nose hockey, too.
25:38Penguins fan, but we're working on that.
25:40All right.
25:41Good.
25:43Mm.
25:44Ah.
25:44There you go.
25:45Mm.
25:46There you go.
25:47Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble.
25:50He's too fast for the D.
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the back track.
25:53They just got to get the puck off him first.
25:54Mm.
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early.
25:58Huh?
25:59Yeah, they don't need me yet.
26:01Fontano's got a few seasons left in him.
26:03Plus, I'm not ready yet.
26:05I want to graduate.
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break.
26:10Must have a smart choice, Garrett.
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro.
26:1918 was really young for me to be thrown in the deep end.
26:23He'll be better equipped to handle the pressure.
26:26Come in to find your life.
26:29And we're back.
26:31And we're back.
26:31Base off one by Levy, and the Bruins set it up.
26:34And the penalty kill has been outstanding in each faction of the game against the Bruins today.
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiara now.
26:46It's like a whole thing.
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Al?
26:55No, yeah, totally.
26:56Uh, okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing.
27:00It's just like everyone's over.
27:02Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:03Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
27:06Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody.
27:09It's Sean.
27:10You're backsliding.
27:11Am lost.
27:12Hey, it's okay.
27:15It's my dad.
27:16He, um, he can't find the remote again.
27:19He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
27:24Okay, okay.
27:27Hey, I should probably go help.
27:29Um, love you, miss you.
27:30Gobble, gobble.
27:55He, uh, give some fun, voters.
28:10Bye.
28:39Happy Thanksgiving.
28:40Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi.
28:43No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry.
28:49New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me.
29:02I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, then will you?
29:06Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message?
29:09Happy Thanksgiving?
29:11Or...
29:11Actually, uh, contraband, please.
29:24It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It'll mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57Um, in that case, better hit the stop and shop too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:11Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T-minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16I always wanted to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep-fry the turkey!
30:21Yeah!
30:24You ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:26Nine.
30:28Eight.
30:29Seven.
30:30Six.
30:31Five.
30:32Four.
30:33Three.
30:34Two.
30:36One!
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the bird!
31:04One more party!
31:12You guys are in for quite a treat!
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy free!
31:18It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:21I asked Cindy to make the mac and cheese.
31:27with with the breadcrumbs like mommy's me I didn't want to overstep no no no
31:35that's that's very kind thank you thanks for coming means a lot to me
31:46Phil would you yes of course we should say a little grace before we dig in oh
31:58yeah Lord thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us thank you for bringing us
32:06all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands that prepared it we ask you to
32:13guide us towards love and understanding to experience what it means to be family
32:29in this life and the next thank you Lord
32:40amen
32:43amen
32:58everything okay yeah I just gotta chill she's thin-skinned this one not billed for Boston
33:06winter why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater darling
33:13no don't whoa just sit
33:19is there a problem sorry I just
33:25I need uh um I'm so sorry I'm not feeling well
33:35can we go
33:40let's go
33:44slow down Garrett give me the keys I'm driving
33:48Hannah Garrett please
33:54wait your coat
33:58thank you
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car
34:08your wrist
34:09it was an accident
34:10no it wasn't
34:12I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving
34:15your father really wanted us all
34:16no no you you
34:17you you didn't ruin
34:20you can't stay with him
34:23look he felt awful after and and it it's just it's not who he is
34:28it's exactly who he is he says it's not gonna happen again right he makes promises he says he'll
34:34change it's a lie it's all a lie he doesn't care about you he doesn't care about me all he
34:38cares about is Phil fucking Graham that's it listen to me my mom didn't have the chance to get out
34:44but you do
34:47please leave please
35:11I can see you in myself
35:22and it's scaring me to death
35:25I'm running from what was
35:29and what hasn't happened yet
35:33I can't be so now
35:37but I can't be like this
35:41any longer
35:47guess you give
35:49what you're giving
36:00and my heart
36:04just gets broken
36:08over and over again
36:10yeah talk to me
36:23it's not always what you say
36:26I couldn't
36:26it's okay
36:27you're okay
36:29I couldn't protect her
36:33my mom
36:36I tried but
36:41I couldn't fight back
36:43Karen
36:45did he hit you
36:58what if
37:00what if I
37:03what if I'm just like him
37:04hey you're not
37:06you
37:09you
37:09you would never
37:11hurt someone like that
37:12she was scared of me
37:14cindy
37:15the way she looked at me
37:16it wasn't about you
37:18she doesn't know you
37:23hey
37:32you
37:33oh
37:45because you give
37:58I'm sorry
37:59I should have told you everything
38:06I should have told you the truth
38:07You did
38:09You did
38:24What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home
38:35Yeah, let's go home
38:36I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today
38:46But I want to thank you all for coming together to enjoy this once proud bird
38:52So, without further ado, let's play!
39:05Almost heaven, West Virginia
39:08Moorish Mountain, Shenandoah River
39:11Life is old, they're older than the trees
39:15Younger than the mountains
39:17Growing like a breeze
39:18Country roads
39:20Take me home
39:22To the place
39:24Stop alone
39:25Sagina Serački, that doesn't count!
39:27What?
39:28No, I'm blind
39:29Yes, it does!
39:33I hear her voice in the morning
39:36Now she calls me
39:37Radio!
39:38I feel my home far away
39:40Driving down the road
39:42I get a feeling
39:43I feel the way home
39:44Yesterday
39:45Yesterday
39:46Yesterday
39:47Country roads
39:49Take me home
39:51To the place
39:52Where I belong
39:54West Virginia
39:56My mama
39:58Take me home
40:00It's a Logan Thanksgiving, motherfucker!
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had.
40:46There's something about cold turkey that just tastes better.
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it.
40:52It's cold turkey, not going anywhere, it's reliable.
41:00Well, Zee?
41:02Yeah?
41:06It's just a sandwich.
41:08Still.
41:24Oh, wait. I forgot.
41:28Um...
41:29It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but...
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
41:45It seemed like a good one.
41:48It was.
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it.
42:04Here we go.
42:07Hey, lovebirds! Glad we got you!
42:09Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Hey, wait. Let me add Dean. We gotta get the whole fam here.
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey! What? Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers.
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York.
42:23On Thanksgiving.
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:31Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
42:33I don't know. Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact.
42:36Ew!
42:37Okay, confirm.
42:38You guys are so dumb.
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Wellesie, don't stoop to the level.
42:44Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Good night!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
42:58They didn't see you.
43:10I knew you'd be at the party.
43:12Drinking a Coke and Bacardi.
43:14Not that it matters, but I'm breaking patterns.
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates.
43:18Broke up with you in November.
43:20Sorry, I know you remember.
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder.
43:26I've been so careful with you, babe.
43:30I'm out late.
43:31And being insane is exhausting
43:34Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:36Sue me, I wanna be, Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:42Sue me, I wanna be, Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
43:56Just me or does he look amazing?
43:59When he's all in his innocent faces
44:00Let's rip him off, talk to God
44:03Let's walk
44:05Suddenly all the weights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:12I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16Your lines fade
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be
44:26Sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like a atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be
44:34Sue, yeah, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36Your face, my face
44:38It's kissing day
44:41And I won't make it late
44:42Cause I know that you want it
44:44Your face, my place
44:46It's business day
44:49And your roommate is here
44:50So it's me, I should try it
44:52Sue me, I wanna be
44:54Sue me, I wanna be
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:57Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:37Be
45:42Freunde, you wanna be
45:42Sue me, I
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