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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:33How about you guys?
03:37Hi, I'm...
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Derek's tutor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03No, no, no.
04:05Hey, I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful, don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55D.
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Okay.
05:22Uh...
05:22For your oral presentation,
05:23you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints
05:25of one of our first unit philosophers
05:26and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined
05:58by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand,
06:02was trying to define what morality was itself,
06:04what the duties and obligations
06:06of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already,
06:12why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand
06:17is how they can be saying different things
06:20and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
06:59Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar,
07:17the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun
07:25to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years,
07:30I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Our sex is boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things
07:41and we see the same people
07:43and we break up and get back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us
07:47out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a breakup part,
07:53but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people
07:56because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places
07:59because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out
08:04and hook up on the dance floor
08:05and make out in the back of an Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time
09:10going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here
09:38is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:46Like you're afraid to really get
09:47under the surface of what this song
09:48wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:36Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57Push back against perceived progress
11:00if those disruptions were unwanted.
11:12And that's a great example
11:14of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:25We missed.
11:27Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58will take place this year
12:00at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth,
12:07the theme shall be twofers.
12:09Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus,
12:16which shall bring ye there
12:17and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:26Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say
13:15this is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Okay, Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots
13:41that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:47I mean, you've got it, so I'm flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man,
13:58let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything,
14:02always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case,
14:05you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:07Sorry!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention,
14:09we have to be boy-hot, not girl-hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need
14:18to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun
14:28to drive out to the party with you anyway, so...
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36He's got a point.
14:36And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Ooh.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year,
15:07and the year before that,
15:08and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there
15:10think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10 minutes.
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge
15:27of being Breyer's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me,
15:33and that's not a problem,
15:34because I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be...
16:09Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Okay.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor
16:37or dean or whatever?
16:39If it's so important that he play, I mean...
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:39Hey.
17:40You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover,
17:58and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up,
18:14you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:32Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:06Oh.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:57Uh...
19:58Yes.
20:01Uh, he was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Wrentice's birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14first game?
21:17Yeah, I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules, I mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go! You got me, boys! Come on, now!
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey! Hey! Right here! Right here!
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby!
21:47Hey! Hey, G!
21:49Hey, here we go!
21:51The fire has control of the fire.
21:52Logan! Logan! There you go!
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it! Move it!
21:54I'm moving! I'm moving!
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys. Let someone else have a turn. It's only fair.
22:02Come on! Come on, baby!
22:07Denied! Damn, so close!
22:09Chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby!
22:12But Graham's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G! Pass it up!
22:16Good! Take it up! Take it up!
22:19Graham takes the loan in!
22:22Yes!
22:23Oh!
22:25Cool!
22:27Puff absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers!
22:31All day! All day!
22:33He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Problem is...
22:38He knows it.
22:38Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the
22:47fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck
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22:56fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck
23:00the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck
23:07Right here.
23:15You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey, damn money.
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damn money.
23:26Damn money.
23:28Damn money.
23:29Damn money.
23:30Hey.
23:31Damn money.
23:32Yeah, you won't.
23:32Damn money.
23:33Damn money.
23:40Come on.
23:41Moose, Maverick.
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Come on.
23:47Come on.
23:48Come on.
23:49Come on.
24:04Oh, he did it.
24:16Oh, shit, I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:20Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30Okay, thanks, man.
24:33No, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game, no exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:57Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:03No, you're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh, you're cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chad's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Sorry.
25:20It's okay.
25:39It's okay.
25:42Let's go.
25:43Woo!
25:44Woo!
25:45Woo!
25:45Good game!
25:47Hey!
25:48Hey!
25:49Keep it!
25:50Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still locked up in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So we can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this, a floor like that, a dress like mine.
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's
27:27John's best friend, so, not really.
27:30John, my brother, John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks
27:39flew, as they do when people, um, sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week, you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:37Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this, because Garrett's basically
28:54my brother.
28:55But he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny.
29:02I mean, really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long
29:08to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind,
29:15no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41It could work.
29:42Ooh.
29:43It sounds weird.
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:41That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah, I got an idea.
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58He says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:11If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party, speak and step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up.
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor.
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59I see me. I see my little time.
32:03I see my little time. I see my little time.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us.
33:22And he has. You've got him interested, now we gotta go.
33:27No, but he's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:52This is the part, where I tell you all the things I want to do to you, when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue, I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:12My baby, don't work for me, but I get lost in off these trees.
34:17See my soul, but it's not me.
34:19I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe.
34:22My baby's no good for me, no good for me, no...
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:38Oh!
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49My apology, except he didn't.
34:51No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny, seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed, I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours, see you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago, take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59I'm loving.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:21Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43There's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47I mean, skating was the fun part.
36:52The pressure was getting measured once a week
36:57to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle.
37:19Whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:30I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream
37:39and now I'm so close to it.
37:41But if I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:10They let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my god, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Back to page.
39:31I got to tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game,
39:37I was struggling.
39:42And then I heard someone singing.
39:48Elton John.
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:57I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but
40:08You were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:15Free.
40:20You centered me.
40:29Jules posted us.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on.
40:36Let me see.
40:42We did it.
40:47Wait, I have just the thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's, like, scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the Pop Showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure.
42:14As long as it's still mine.
42:34I mean, there's your answer.
42:38It's Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just ask him for help.
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:43He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:48Whatever you say.
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:06Ha.
43:07Ha.
43:09Yeah.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:56Yeah.
44:59Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:15Yeah.
45:16Yeah.
45:31Yeah.
45:43Yeah.
45:45Yeah.
45:46car driving away from the scene does she want me to stay does she want me to pack you can't
45:55push
45:55me any further till I start coming back turn me around right up side down spin me like a boat
46:06and drop your finger on me I feel so far you're all I want spin me like a boat and
46:16drop your finger on me
46:17they push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start
46:24coming
46:25back to you I'm an addict I'm addicted to her and to me she's a magnet pulling me under the
46:35sheets
46:36if it holds you too close we'll do good things to go don't matter what happens wherever we end up
46:43we'll
46:43come right back turn me around right up side down spin me like a boat and drop your finger on
46:54me
46:54I feel so far you're all I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me
47:03push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start coming
47:10back to you
47:29turn me around right up side down spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me
47:39turn me around right up side down spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me
47:42I feel so far you're all I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me
47:48turn me around right up side down spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so far you're all I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me
48:06push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start coming
48:11back to you
48:19you
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