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00:21If you want to go fast, go alone.
00:24If you want to go far, go together.
00:27So I have to thank our sponsors, Montecito Jewelers, Lewis, Lewis and Young.
00:33I hope Lewis is driving Lewis home.
00:35I see you, man.
00:38You know, we came together today and we raised a lot of money for a cause that I know is
00:42near and dear to all our hearts.
00:44I hope you realize what an impact you've made today by choosing to support Save the Frogs.
00:50So thank you, thank you, thank you to our incredible staff.
00:53And speaking of choosing things we love, thank you to my beautiful, talented wife, Lindsay, who helped put this event
01:01together.
01:04All right, everyone get home safe.
01:06Not so fast, mister.
01:08Let's not forget about the best general manager this club has ever seen.
01:14We love you, Dorothy.
01:16We love you.
01:17We love you.
01:18Thank you so much.
01:19Good night, everybody.
01:25Bye.
01:28Mi Amigo, Vegas with the boys next month, the 19th.
01:32Are you in?
01:33My man, I'm always in.
01:35We have to do a double date soon.
01:37Yes, I'll make a res at Lucky's.
01:39Yes.
01:39They can't wait.
01:40You guys are the best.
01:41Yeah, love you.
01:41Get home safe.
01:42All right.
01:43AM and Kate.
01:44Enjoy it down there.
01:44Let me know how it is.
01:45Tell Terry I say hi.
02:01Ashley.
02:05All right, people.
02:07New owner tomorrow.
02:09We need this place spotless.
02:11She's coming all the way from Korea.
02:13You know how they like it.
02:14Spot less.
02:17All right?
02:28Babe, please do not make this such a big deal.
02:31I'll tell Troy that I can't go.
02:33Okay?
02:34You also tell Troy that your own wife had to remind you that it's her birthday.
02:37Babe, I forgot for one second.
02:39Can we let it go?
02:42Can we not have any more work calls, please?
02:44She wouldn't call if it wasn't important.
02:47It's a country club.
02:49It's not.
03:05What are you thinking?
03:08Just how much I love you.
03:11I stop you.
03:16That's gonna be us someday.
03:21I can't wait.
03:22I can't wait.
03:30Woo-wee!
03:32Must be nice.
03:34Found Big Boss Man's wallet.
03:35Can you drop off?
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:37You got it.
03:38No problem.
03:38What?
03:39I said that I'm sorry.
03:40It just seems like you just keep going at it.
03:42Keep going at it.
03:42Keep going at it.
03:42Could you please stop making this about me having a go at you?
03:45By not having a go at you, I'm just objectively saying we've had a fucking Herb Garden on our
03:51to-do list for five years.
03:53How do you not find that fucking depressing?
03:55This is depressing.
03:56Right now I find this depressing.
03:58Why can't we just have a great night?
04:00You know, the great fundraiser.
04:02Oh my God.
04:02We did that together.
04:03Do you hate yourself?
04:04Great fundraiser.
04:07It's like, are you happy like this?
04:08I feel like we're actually happy like this.
04:10Okay, so do you want me to be more unhappy?
04:12Is that what you want?
04:13What's the proper amount of unhappy you would like me to be?
04:15I don't.
04:16I just want you to recognize that this is not what we agreed on.
04:19I'm not passing blame.
04:21I'm not having a go at you.
04:21I'm just saying, objectively, nothing that we planned has happened.
04:25Nothing?
04:26As if you don't have a really nice dress on and you don't drive a really nice car and have
04:31a really nice life?
04:32That's not the point.
04:33The point is we've been here for six years and nothing's finished.
04:36I've got one room that's halfway done.
04:39Because these things take time.
04:40Like we both knew that you don't just slap together a bespoke bed and breakfast overnight.
04:45We said we'd be done by the time you were 40.
04:48So we're a few years off schedule.
04:50Okay.
04:51We are way off schedule.
04:52And that's my fault.
04:53No.
04:54I am not saying it is your fault.
04:56If I go scared of the mulch right now, will that make you happy?
04:58Will that make you...
04:59I'm gonna go scared of the mulch right now.
05:00Oh my god, you are such a fucking child.
05:04This place is like Rome.
05:05What is this?
05:06It's insane.
05:07Whoa.
05:09I thought no one could pay for our wedding.
05:12Rich people are like, so gross.
05:14I know.
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:19We're so sorry.
05:20Sorry.
05:21You go.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:22Nobs, you go.
05:23You go.
05:24Should I go?
05:25I think he wants us to go.
05:27Okay.
05:29I shouldn't have gone.
05:36It's infested with mold, you know.
05:38You know, it must be really nice to sit in your British fucking tower and just criticize
05:42everything instead of actually doing anything around here.
05:44I do plenty around here.
05:46Other than feed Burberry?
05:48Nope.
05:48What am I doing this whole fucking evening then?
05:50Or in this fucking dress?
05:52Or at every charity committee meeting?
05:54You like doing that stuff.
05:55You like doing it.
05:56I hate it.
05:56I've just gotten really good at pretending.
05:58You get privileged access to titans in every industry and you love it.
06:02Who?
06:02I fucking love it.
06:03Who are these titans?
06:04We get to be friends with politicians and CEOs.
06:07We had dinner with Bono.
06:08But here's something.
06:09You think that they're your friends.
06:11But they're not.
06:12Your staff.
06:13You're an employee.
06:14They pay you to be around.
06:16Well, one of us has to get paid.
06:18Maybe if we had a little more income, I wouldn't have to do this job that you find so repulsive.
06:22Well, I gave you my entire inheritance and we're still completely underwater.
06:25If you bring up my mother right now, I will lose my shit.
06:28I do not regret a dime we spent on her.
06:30You see, when we first started dating, you said that money didn't matter and you tricked me.
06:34You fucking tricked me.
06:35It's not just about money.
06:36We haven't had sex in a year.
06:39It has not been a year.
06:41Oh, my God.
06:41Fine.
06:41So fucking 11 months.
06:43We have a real problem, Josh, and we don't talk about it.
06:45I don't have time for this.
06:47Maybe you should drink less next time.
06:49Fuck you.
06:55Be right back, Kitty.
06:57I want to go with you.
06:58You don't have to.
07:01I'll miss you, though.
07:03I love you so fucking much.
07:05I love you so much.
07:08I love you so much.
07:14I decided to teach you about dopamine because...
07:16See, this is what you do.
07:18You fuck off in here so we don't ever have to talk about anything real.
07:21Come on, Lindsay.
07:22Are you doing your pervert shit again?
07:24Is that what's happening?
07:24Is that what's happening?
07:25Give me my phone.
07:27Why?
07:27Why do you want it?
07:28What are you hiding?
07:29I'm not hiding anything.
07:30I'm listening to a fucking podcast.
07:32I'm working on myself.
07:34Listening to a podcast in your little shed isn't working on shit, Josh.
07:38All right, well, you want me to go back to how I was?
07:40Would you prefer that?
07:40Oh, so it's either sexual deviant or celibacy.
07:43Is there a middle ground where you want to fuck your wife?
07:45Yeah, maybe if you didn't belittle me all the time, then what?
07:47I don't even fucking care.
07:49Troy and Ava have sex every day, by the way.
07:52He's 68.
07:52Yeah, well, I would too if I was married to Ava.
07:57I hate you.
08:00There it is.
08:01I hate you.
08:02I do.
08:02Yeah, I know.
08:02Yeah, I fucking hate you.
08:05I know.
08:05You've wasted.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah, you've wasted my whole life.
08:10Then fucking divorce me.
08:12I would!
08:12Please divorce me!
08:13Put us out of our business!
08:15No, no!
08:21Yeah.
08:22This is why I don't do wallets.
08:24I know.
08:24You're literally spending money to carry money.
08:26It's crazy.
08:28You're so smart.
08:33What was that?
08:35I don't know.
08:42That sounds really bad.
08:44Yeah.
08:45I feel like you should wait in the car.
08:47No way.
08:48Where you go, I go.
08:51Okay, stay close.
08:53Okay.
08:56I'm gonna record it.
09:00Please stop!
09:01Yes!
09:02Good job!
09:03You are an anti-selfish woman!
09:06Thank God we didn't have kids!
09:08Oh, fuck you!
09:09No, no, no, stop.
09:10Leave the fuck away from me!
09:11Lindsay!
09:11Lindsay!
09:12Look at this shit!
09:13Oh my God!
09:13It's enough, you fucking bitch!
09:15Don't fucking touch me!
09:16Stop!
09:16Stop it!
09:30Shit.
09:39You're safe.
09:40That's all that matters.
09:41Okay?
09:42We'll call the cops.
09:43We still know that we called, right?
09:45No.
09:46They barely saw us.
09:47Look at our job is to call it in.
09:51Oh my God.
09:53I think that's blood.
09:57Ash, if I were to ever raise my voice at you, I'd hope someone would report to me.
10:01Thank God you were recording.
10:03Yeah, but you're only at the club part time.
10:06I have to see them every day.
10:07It'll be okay.
10:08I'll make sure nothing happens to you, okay?
10:18I think we should stay out of it.
10:26Okay then.
10:30Are you mad at me?
10:32No.
10:33Of course not.
10:39What are you thinking?
10:46That was fucking weird.
10:47I mean...
10:49What was that about?
10:50I think they were employees.
10:51They dropped off my wallet.
10:52Well, what were they doing standing there?
10:54I mean, who does that?
10:55So weird, right?
10:57Bizarre.
10:58Yeah.
10:58So weird.
11:01How long do you think they were there?
11:04I don't know.
11:04Not sure.
11:09Do you think...
11:10Do you think they're going to tell anyone?
11:13What is there to tell?
11:14Couples fight.
11:15It's normal.
11:16Yeah.
11:18We're normal.
11:19Right.
11:22Yeah, we didn't do anything wrong.
11:24No.
11:25I mean, I'll just check in with them in the morning.
11:28You know.
11:29Right?
11:30Yeah.
11:30Yeah.
11:32I'm sure it's fine.
11:33Yeah.
11:39Yeah.
11:39It's got a bit carried away.
11:40Yeah, we...
11:41Just, uh, hello.
11:43Too much wine.
11:44Ow.
11:50It's the owner.
11:53Fuck.
11:56Should I answer it?
11:57I already talked to her when she landed.
12:00Um...
12:00Yes.
12:01Yeah.
12:01Yeah, yeah.
12:19We're happy to take a list down of anything she might need.
12:32Yeah.
12:32What kind of water?
12:34What kind of water?
12:48All right.
12:49Hey, everybody.
12:51As you know, we got the new owner in the house today.
12:57Everybody's stressed.
12:58Tensions are high.
13:00And, uh...
13:01I know what we're all thinking.
13:03We're all thinking the same thing.
13:05Are there gonna be more cuts?
13:09Is your job safe?
13:12Hey, if it were up to me, I'd keep all of you.
13:14But, uh, I'm just a guy who manages staff.
13:16My job is to keep the owner happy, and we got a new one coming in who wants to save
13:20money.
13:20So, I gotta keep it real with the squad.
13:24Look, the last three months have been tough.
13:25Been shaky, to say the least.
13:27Had to let a lot of people go.
13:30A lot of people.
13:33Ownership change is...
13:34It can be rough.
13:38But, you know, the thing that I keep coming back to...
13:41The thing that is rock solid...
13:45Is what an incredible team we have.
13:49We got each other's backs, right?
13:52Yeah?
13:53Someone slips up, we pick them back up.
13:56We pick them up.
13:58You know?
14:00You never know what someone's going through.
14:02So, we look for the best in each other.
14:05And that's why membership is increasing.
14:08That's why top athletes come here.
14:10That's why we won Club of the Year.
14:13And that's because of you.
14:15All of you.
14:16Really.
14:17Okay, so let's go out there, and let's be Team MVP today.
14:21Yeah?
14:21Alright.
14:23And friendly reminder, no phones unless it's work-related.
14:28Alright, everybody.
14:29Thanks.
14:50So let's get Rings quietly.
14:50So post all starts.
14:50Regionally.
14:50Come back some McLennon.
14:50R
14:50Cookies cameras.
14:51William.
14:51That hahah.
14:51He Janak?
14:51No-
14:51I don't know.
15:24Don't worry, man. I got you. It's okay. It's okay, guys. It's okay. It's okay. Come on, come on, come
15:31on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:16Come on, come on, come on.
16:17Come on, come on, come on, come on.
16:17Let me get this. Let me get this. Let me get this. It's enough, you fucking bitch. Don't you fucking
16:22touch me. Stop it.
16:29Okay. Bit of a shit-colored thing, aren't you? No. No. No. Yes. Okay. We can make this work. We
16:43will make this work.
16:45we will make this work
16:47we are going to land the project
16:49she's going to love it
16:51she's going to love it
16:53we're going to save money
16:54we're going to save the money
16:56and we will claw our way out of this pit
16:59you cheaply made
17:01Chinese fire hazard
17:03Mrs. Crane
17:07hi
17:09can I help you?
17:11hello
17:12beautiful home
17:14we're not interested in solar
17:15oh no
17:16I'm Austin
17:18I work at the club
17:22we saw each other last night
17:24oh my god
17:25yes
17:26so good to see you again
17:27yes
17:31pillow fight would go crazy
17:32right now
17:39look
17:41I know it's not my place
17:43but I'll have you know that my fiance and I are a safe space
17:49wow
17:52how lovely
17:53miss miss miss
17:54you're not alone
17:56we can work with the authorities and get you out of this situation
18:00okay
18:02um
18:05I think you've got the wrong end of the stick
18:07I think I got a pretty good end of the stick
18:10how old are you?
18:1329
18:14oh
18:15um
18:17and how long have you and
18:20what's her name?
18:21Ashley
18:21Ashley
18:22how long have you and Ashley been going out?
18:27year and a half
18:28year and a half
18:29wow
18:30so early
18:31well
18:32you've got a good fight coming
18:33and when it does come
18:36you two are going to be stronger for it
18:37if I may say this ma'am
18:38I don't think that's how relationships work
18:42all right
18:44all I'll say is that
18:47all the couples I know that last
18:50they've really had at it
18:51you know
18:52there's actually the ones that don't
18:54where someone's usually hiding something
18:58I mean not to say that that's your situation with um
19:01Ashley
19:02Ashley
19:02but
19:03the bad does have to come out somewhere
19:07do you understand?
19:13are you okay?
19:17do you want a pillow?
19:21thank you
19:22mm-hmm
19:23hello
19:25well the colour really suits you
19:52call me
19:55sorry?
19:56white claw
19:57like a white claw
19:59please
19:59oh
20:01uh
20:01is watermelon okay?
20:03fantastic
20:04that's my favourite melon
20:05we have a lovely tuna salad cup as well
20:08I'm good
20:10Ashley Miller, right?
20:12hi
20:12yes
20:13sorry
20:14I'm Ashley
20:16last night was fun, huh?
20:19what?
20:20the fundraiser
20:21it was a good turnout
20:23no, yeah
20:24um
20:24hey, I've never seen so many people in my life
20:28how was the rest of your night?
20:30um
20:32it was pretty quiet
20:33my fiancé and I go to bed early
20:36Austin Davis
20:37right?
20:38Austin Davis
20:39yeah
20:40yeah
20:41it's my guy
20:43yeah
20:44my wife said he just stopped by our place
20:45your guy
20:47he did?
20:49oh
20:50wow
20:51um
20:51yeah, sorry
20:53I've had my phone off since the meeting
20:54um
20:55yeah
20:55you know what?
20:56we never
20:57we never thanked you guys for bringing back the wallet
20:59so
21:01Linz really should have given this to him
21:02but um
21:03uh
21:05that
21:06oh gosh
21:06here you go
21:07you don't have to do that
21:08no, please
21:08I insist
21:10ah
21:11no, no, no
21:12I really can't
21:13come on, please
21:13you guys get tips all the time
21:14it's fine
21:18not all the time
21:19no
21:24really?
21:26okay, okay
21:28okay
21:31Ashley, you know
21:33our members
21:34pay a lot of money to come here
21:37300k initiation fee
21:38did you know that?
21:40yeah, I know
21:40it's so crazy
21:41yeah, it's so crazy, right?
21:43do you know why they pay
21:45so much to come here?
21:47um
21:49uh
21:49the golf?
21:51yeah
21:52the golf
21:53the courts
21:55the exclusivity
21:58the discretion
22:00okay
22:01people need a place where they can feel safe
22:04where they can pretend everything is okay
22:08it's the land of make-believe
22:10do you follow?
22:13I think so
22:14yeah
22:16do you though?
22:16because like
22:17when your fiancé
22:19comes and visits my wife unannounced
22:22I start to wonder
22:23is everything okay?
22:26do you not want to make-believe?
22:30because if you don't
22:32you know
22:34I can find somebody who does
22:39no
22:39no, no
22:40I-I-I want to make-believe
22:42sir
22:44yeah?
22:44yes
22:45you do?
22:46yeah
22:47good
22:47that's great to hear Ashley
22:49okay
22:50you're doing great
22:51keep up the good work
22:52alright?
22:53thank you
22:53alright
22:56Ashley
22:56there's a lot of balls
22:58on that hill there
22:59you mind grabbing those?
23:02no, of course
23:02thank you
23:13and I asked for eggshell
23:15and this is bone
23:16so why is this bone?
23:18this was 30% off
23:20so was there a discussion thread
23:22that I missed
23:23or was this a Deb-only decision?
23:25you know what
23:25let me just run to the store
23:26no, it's fine
23:26I'm just trying to understand
23:27the machinations behind your decision
23:28alright, alright everyone
23:30good landing
23:31here we go
23:31alright Vivian
23:32we got the aphora water she wanted
23:34great
23:34Calvin, ground steam to the final pass
23:36everything's ship-shaped
23:37alright, okay
23:38Linz, everything good on your end?
23:39yep, just making some final adjustments
23:40okay
23:41we're all good by the way
23:42I spoke to Ashley
23:44wonderful
23:45okay
23:47alright everybody
23:49smile, smile
23:50okay, we're happy
23:53we're excellent
23:56excellent
24:01awren
24:02ah
24:03oh
24:15bu景 pot
24:21look away
24:23you're excellent
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:38You okay, gorgeous?
24:42Yeah, don't mind me.
24:45I think you're bought later by the car, Pap.
24:51As you can see, I love light.
24:53I love windows.
24:57I love color.
24:59Love color.
25:03And we pride ourselves on cleanliness at Monta Vista Point.
25:08It's all clean.
25:14All of the furniture is vintage,
25:16and I had my team reupholster these in the sort of crushed velvet that's to die for.
25:24Here are all vintage.
25:27Especially, the sofa is a crushed velvet material.
25:34Yeah, we can circle back on the velvet, right?
25:38Yeah.
25:41Let's see.
25:42This wallpaper reminds me of my family's cottage in Cornwall.
25:47It's where my brother first doodled a little drawing that he later turned into bloom scully.
25:58Which won the Pulitzer.
25:59Pulitzer Prize.
26:01If you don't even care about it now,
26:05I think there are a lot of things before the husband's visit.
26:07I'll do it right now.
26:08I'll do it right now.
26:10Oh.
26:10Ah!
26:11Thumbs up!
26:13Oh.
26:14I waited to select the china because...
26:16Dishware is the...
26:17Uh, dishware.
26:19Not a proper term for that.
26:20Until the chairwoman had a chance to weigh in businesses her space.
26:25She finds it all very, um, colonial.
26:28Thank you so much.
26:30She does not like colonial.
26:32Okay.
26:33Oh.
26:34Um...
26:35Perhaps something's getting lost in translation.
26:37She'll like it all redone.
26:38By someone else.
26:43Yeah, I mean, we're not married to any of this.
26:48Get out!
26:49Get out!
26:49Get out!
26:49Get out!
26:49Get out!
26:49It's enough, you fucking bitch!
26:50Fucking touch me!
26:52Stop it!
26:53What?
26:53Stop that!
26:54Let me!
26:55Let me!
26:56Get out!
26:56Get out!
26:58Get out!
27:00Sorry for the wait.
27:01Oh, no problem.
27:02Okay.
27:02Actually, I got a lot of reading done.
27:04Mmm.
27:05Did you know that whales can experience mental illness?
27:07Oh.
27:09All right.
27:10So, judging by your symptoms and the ultrasound, it, uh, seems you have an ovarian cyst.
27:16Ah.
27:17Yeah, your, uh, nausea and abdominal pain are due to the fact that the, uh, cyst is twisting
27:22your ovary.
27:24Fortunately, it detorsed on its own.
27:27For now.
27:28You will need surgery as soon as you can.
27:31Otherwise, you'll continue experiencing intermittent torsion.
27:35And if the ovary doesn't detource like it did today, uh, it will cut blood flow to the
27:40ovary, which, uh, can be fatal.
27:43Oh.
27:44Yeah.
27:45Uh, oh, you're only 26, so you're too young to be thinking about this, but it might make
27:51getting pregnant difficult.
27:54Any questions?
27:56I, um, I, I don't have health insurance.
28:02Babe, you will find another gig.
28:04You're a good interior designer.
28:06She liked the vases.
28:07She thought the vases were great.
28:09You know, we can't control it.
28:10She hated everything else.
28:12I thought it all looked good.
28:13I thought it looked great.
28:14I thought somebody could like that, but, but, you know, I gotta make sure she's happy.
28:17She's the boss.
28:19I need all the boss points I can get right now.
28:22The contract's up.
28:22She hasn't even brought it up once.
28:25I should be a fool not to keep you.
28:27You're very good at your job.
28:31I didn't mean that's a compliment.
28:36Cool.
28:40Everyone loves light, by the way.
28:43There's no human being that doesn't love light.
29:12Hey, sweetie, how's it going?
29:13Hi, Dad.
29:15Uh, I'm good.
29:18I, I kinda don't know what to do right now.
29:24Oh, do you have people over?
29:25Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:27Say hi.
29:27Hi.
29:29Oh, hi.
29:30I'm sorry, sweetie.
29:31We really would have invited you, but it's just...
29:32No, it's not your dad's fault.
29:33I organized.
29:34I should have texted.
29:35Babe, it's not your fault.
29:36Oh my gosh, no problem at all.
29:37So how's your boyfriend?
29:39Uh, fiance, but that's okay.
29:41We're, we're still getting used to it.
29:43Oh, what a moron!
29:45What?
29:46Oh, oh, go, go watch the game, please.
29:48Uh, maybe Austin and I will have, like, an engagement party,
29:51and we can all catch up, and I'll invite my mom, and...
29:53No!
29:55I, I, I'm sorry, sweetie.
29:57What'd you say?
29:58Uh, yeah, it's, it's not important.
30:01Love you guys.
30:06Are you okay?
30:07What happened?
30:07Yeah, it was, it was just an upset stomach.
30:11Yes, Steve.
30:25Uh.
30:31Uh.
30:33Uh.
30:33Uh.
30:33Uh.
30:34Uh.
30:35Uh.
30:41It's true.
30:42Uh, uh.
30:44Uh.
30:44It's perfect.
30:46Uh.
30:48Uh.
30:50Uh.
30:51Hey, one more thing. Can I just ask you?
30:54I don't know, man.
30:55Do you think I should talk to her?
30:58Depends. I mean, how upset did she seem?
31:01I mean, it's hard to tell.
31:04She doesn't speak any English,
31:05so I can only go by what the translator says.
31:09Well, look, bud, I'll keep an ear out,
31:12but I'm sure she'll extend your contract soon.
31:14Worst-case scenario, I'll rally the members
31:17if you start a petition or something.
31:18Ah, that means a lot. Thank you.
31:20Of course. Anything for you, man.
31:23You're the best, man.
31:24Ha!
31:26Oh, hey, by the way,
31:28what was up with the kitchen today?
31:30What? What do you mean?
31:32Uh, my meal was, like, super lukewarm.
31:35I-I might even say it was cold.
31:37The squash blossoms were sake, too.
31:41That's unacceptable. I'm on it.
31:43Appreciate you, mi amigo.
31:45See you, mania!
31:49Mm-hmm.
31:54I love you.
31:59Is everything okay?
32:01Yeah. Yeah, I'm just, uh...
32:03I'm just, uh, I'm just getting close.
32:06I love you.
32:08Just come inside me, okay?
32:10You sure?
32:10Yeah, I'm sure.
32:12I'm so close.
32:13Don't stop.
32:16Ugh.
32:20Ugh.
32:24Ugh.
32:26Ugh.
32:27Ugh.
32:28Ugh.
32:29Ugh.
32:30Ugh.
32:31Ugh.
32:31Ugh.
32:32Ugh.
32:33Oh, my God.
32:34Ugh.
32:44Oh, man.
32:54No, no more.
32:55No more.
32:57No more.
33:04What actually happens is that your baseline level of dopamine drops,
33:09and I will explain the precise mechanism for that.
33:11Okay, in the neuroscience literature,
33:13we refer to this as tonic and phasic release.
34:27Boring.
34:30Boring.
34:38Boring.
34:49Boring.
34:55Boring.
35:35I don't know. I guess I'm going to need surgery or something. It's going to be hard for us to
35:42get pregnant.
35:44I'm so sorry.
35:47I was scared to tell you because I thought you'd break up with me.
35:50Ash, I would never. I'm always worried you're going to leave me.
35:56Why? I can't do, like, the one basic thing that this whole, like, everything is about. Everywhere. Nature. It's what
36:05everything does and I can't.
36:07Nick, you're powerful. You're perfect. Look at me. You can do anything. I want to remind you every day and
36:15we're going to have the best life.
36:16Oh, my God. It's not going to work right now.
36:19No, for real. We've always said all we need is each other and the beach.
36:23Oh, my God. Now, listen. If we want to have a baby, I'm going to need a special doctor, okay?
36:28And then I'm going to need surgery, which means I need a job with health insurance, which means I need
36:33a high school diploma, which means I'm a fucking loser.
36:36Don't say that about yourself. That's not true.
36:38Tell me what to do, then. Huh?
36:41I don't know. This is new for me, too.
36:45Tell me. Please.
36:59Message capitalism. It's all about fighting it, right?
37:06What are you talking about?
37:08The system. The system is designed to make you feel despair. Like, the disparity is systemic. You know what I
37:17mean?
37:19Like income inequality?
37:21Yes, exactly. You know the 16 piece at KFC is $52.99 right now.
37:26How often are you going to KFC?
37:28That's not my point. It's on the way to work. Look, what I'm trying to say is...
37:32None of this is your fault, okay?
37:37The people in charge have made it impossible for us.
37:42Yeah, um...
37:43Okay, yeah. I guess I've been feeling that a lot lately. I...
37:46I just didn't have the right words for it.
37:48I've been feeling it, too.
37:51Like...
37:52Sometimes I feel like I peaked in college and I'm not bringing enough to the table.
37:56And sometimes I can get down about it. But then, I remember that we work at a fucking country club
38:02where everyone grabbed the bag before we could.
38:06Of course we feel this way.
38:07Hey, fucking Josh gets paid the most. He's just being a dick all day.
38:12I mean, we wouldn't even be in this mess if they had made me pick up balls.
38:16Yeah.
38:18It's unfair.
38:19Globally.
38:20There-there's got to be a redistribution of the wealth and, like, we should all get out and vote.
38:27Yeah, I mean, what-what you're really saying is we've got to take it back from everyone.
38:32Broadly speaking, yes.
38:35You know, I was reading how antitrust laws might help.
38:38You know what would help?
38:39Is if perfectly good people stop getting fired and this fucking abuser loses his job instead.
38:44Yeah.
38:45No, we should be reexamining everyone in power for sure.
38:48You know, I saw this thing on lobbying regulations and, um, I didn't read it, but...
38:53Listen, let me find it.
38:55It's, like, two-way.
38:57Fuck.
38:58It's gonna be you and me.
39:03It's gonna be everything you, you ever did.
39:09It's gonna be you and me.
39:16It's gonna be everything you ever did.
39:19Hey.
39:22Hey.
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