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Parlor Room Season 2 Episode 5
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00:04Hello, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games with your favorite people.
00:11Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their choosing and a couple of contestants to
00:16tell us about tonight's game.
00:18Stop it.
00:19He's been here the whole time.
00:20Stop it.
00:21Samuel Dalton Wright.
00:23Hello, Becca.
00:24Thanks so much for having me.
00:25Thank you for being here.
00:26On your show and mine.
00:28I'll take that.
00:29Because I'm a worthless piece of shit.
00:31I didn't even say that.
00:32What did you say?
00:33You took it to the next Love Trash.
00:34Sam, my friend, tell me what game we're playing today.
00:37I'm so excited, Becca, because today we are all playing Game Changer Home Edition.
00:43Homo Edition.
00:44What?
00:45More than that, baby.
00:46That's right.
00:47Today, it's gay.
00:48To be clear, this is a prototype.
00:49It's a demo of the game.
00:50Some components may change, get fancier, get sleeker, get smoother.
00:55Yeah.
00:55But I like this one for us.
00:57I have more questions about this game.
00:59Yes.
00:59But I'm not going to ask you right now, because right now we need to introduce our friends.
01:03Can you help me?
01:04He can do a single solitary backflip.
01:07It's Demi DiGiwebe.
01:08I'm here to win, Regis.
01:09If you ask him to insult you to your face, he will not flinch.
01:12It's Paul Romolino.
01:14Normally, I'm a good boy, but today I'm a bad boy.
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18Game or gay me?
01:20It's Giovanni.
01:21I came to make friends.
01:22And last but not least, the world's most prolific maker of doll shoes, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
01:30Why are you scowling?
01:31I wonder, why didn't Sam introduce me?
01:35You imp?
01:37Why didn't Sam introduce me when you were divvying up who'd be introduced?
01:40I think I know why, because this man knows that I've been brought here to suffer.
01:45In this game, there's no way for you not to lose if your name is Brennan, so Sam, what is
01:50it you love the most about hosting Game Changer?
01:52Game Changer is such an opportunity for me and my lovely team to flex our creativity, and it's also an
02:02opportunity for me to channel my inner Loki, my inner mischief god.
02:07I feel like we really nailed bringing the experience of Game Changer home in a way that's both incredibly fun
02:15and incredibly playable, and really captures the spirit of the show.
02:19It's a modular game, so while we're launching with these three mini-games, our plan is to eventually come out
02:24with extensions and spin-offs that people can use to create their own games in a kind of infinitely swappable
02:32version of Game Changer.
02:33Because what is Game Changer if not a game that's changing all the time?
02:36If there's one thing I know about board gamers, it's we love expansions.
02:41I can't wait to buy the One Year Later extension, where you just play the game a whole year later.
02:45With the exact same words.
02:47That's right.
02:47You put them in a time capsule.
02:48In the box is a key and a lock.
02:50And if people at home are interested in getting the board game, they can check out the Kickstarter link.
02:55And let me tell you about the rewards.
02:58They're all ball-related.
02:59$5, I'll come to your house. $10, I'll give you a massage. $12, I'll kiss you.
03:03You gotta adjust those numbers.
03:05$100, he won't do any of it.
03:07Just put zeroes behind it.
03:09But now, I'm gonna be a bad girl and get into some rules.
03:12Wow, you piece of crap.
03:15Classic bad girl behavior to explain rules.
03:21Game Changer Home Edition brings Game Changer off the screen and into your home.
03:26Two teams of players compete to earn points in unpredictable mini-games inspired by this guy's show.
03:33We've got episodes like Bingo, Name a Number, and Sam Says.
03:37I said like as if it's a list, but it is those three currently.
03:41Each game has their own Game Changer-like twist.
03:44And the team with the most points at the end wins.
03:46We start off with bingo.
03:48Each team gets a bingo board and draws five cards from the deck of things.
03:53These cards will be the words that the opposing team is guessing.
03:57But before swapping cards, each team works together to fill out their bingo board with things they think the opposing
04:03team might say while guessing the word cards.
04:06Once the bingo boards are set, the teams swap cards and the round begins.
04:10Each team has 60 seconds to guess as many words as possible.
04:14For each word they guess correctly, they'll win one point.
04:18But while they're guessing, the other team is listening.
04:24If anyone on the opposing team says a word on their bingo board, they get to mark the space.
04:30If they fill enough spaces, including free spaces, it's bingo!
04:35For each correct guess, a team gets one point.
04:38For each bingo, three points.
04:41This repeats for three rounds with new word cards and new bingo guesses each time.
04:47We ready to play?
04:48Woo!
04:48I think you're very good at that.
04:51Sam.
04:52Yes.
04:52You and I are each going to draw five of these thing cards.
04:55We certainly are.
04:57Take them from the middle.
04:57We're going to head to our teams, show them our five cards, fill in our bingo boards with words that
05:03we think the opponents will use
05:06while trying to get their teammates to guess these words.
05:09Ready?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Let's do it.
05:10You want to be sure to read yours out loud.
05:12Each team now gets to look at their opponent's things card.
05:16They will then write related words that they think their opponents will use on their bingo cards.
05:21How well do they know their opponents' vocabulary?
05:24Look at them scheme.
05:26Look at us whisper.
05:27Look at us go.
05:30Sam, your team should go first.
05:32Okay, great.
05:33Because the rules do say whoever looks the most like Sam should go first.
05:37I'm ready.
05:37Oh, I do look the most like me.
05:39The rules say whoever is the most white guy goes first.
05:43You know, because in life it's so hard for them.
05:45Yeah, that's fair.
05:48Switch the cards if you haven't already and pass Sam your team's cards.
05:53Don't look at those yet.
05:54If you think I'm cheating for some reason, you can call me out on it.
05:57What would cheating be?
05:59Hands can move, I would say, but I can't like play charades.
06:03You can't be like, boop, boop, boop, boop.
06:05Okay, no charades.
06:06Are you allowed to do voices?
06:07Are you allowed to make faces?
06:09Uh, production?
06:10If it feels like cheating, it probably is.
06:12You sound like my ex-wife.
06:14The rule is, if it feels like cheating, it probably is.
06:19I think we're ready to start this 60 second timer.
06:21Ready?
06:22Three, two, one.
06:26They are on my face.
06:28Glasses.
06:29Breakfast.
06:30The blank effect medicine.
06:32Placebo.
06:33On wigs, on game changer.
06:35Butterflies.
06:36Scented.
06:37Candle.
06:38Clown rides.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Pony.
06:42A tricycle.
06:45One.
06:45Unicycle.
06:46Unicycle.
06:46Yeah.
06:47You got all five?
06:48I got all five.
06:48What should we do with all our extra time?
06:50Oh, I guess I'll do a little calisthenics.
06:53Keep going.
06:54Say a little calisthenics.
06:55Yeah, try to get us to guess another word.
06:56Oh, calisthenics.
06:57Get us to guess another word.
06:58Now, we'll award points for bingos at the end, but we do get points for correct word guesses.
07:03Oh.
07:04I'm not worried.
07:05We got this.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Can I have like a pep talk Brennan speech?
07:09Right now, we are about to win this round.
07:12They will not get a single word on us.
07:14We're about to clean their fucking cloths.
07:16Okay?
07:18Are we ready?
07:19Oh, I've been born ready.
07:20And a three.
07:21And a two.
07:21And a one.
07:22Go.
07:26Barista beverage.
07:27Maché.
07:31Medieval siege machine.
07:35Catapult.
07:38Inebriated.
07:39Drunk.
07:42Cigarillo initiator.
07:45Cigar.
07:46Initiator.
07:48Zipper.
07:48Lighter.
07:50Hex.
07:51Spell.
07:52Unlock starter.
07:55Curse.
07:57Unlock starter.
07:57Unlock starter.
07:59Curse.
07:59Spell.
08:00Potion.
08:01At the same time said.
08:02Witch.
08:03Charm.
08:03Sink.
08:04Jinx.
08:06Everybody, no more words.
08:08How many did you get?
08:10Two.
08:10Two.
08:12Interesting, that's one less than us.
08:14Okay, so.
08:15This rocks.
08:16Yeah.
08:16There will be an extra X at the end of each of these rounds for whichever team got the most
08:22words correct.
08:23And that was five and five, so we each get an extra X.
08:26Hell yeah.
08:26Now we can take a little peek at the boards if we want to share anything because we're going to
08:31be erasing all these words.
08:32But keeping the X's.
08:33Leaving the X's.
08:34Yeah.
08:35And one extra X for each team wherever you want to put it.
08:38We got two on y'all.
08:40You fucking cucks said.
08:44Medieval.
08:45Tell us.
08:46Tell us.
08:46Tell us.
08:47Tell us.
08:47Tell us.
08:48Medieval and same.
08:51Same.
08:51Remember when you were describing Jinx and you said same time?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Fuck you.
08:55Knowing that it was you going, we should have guessed inebriated and not tipsy.
09:00Oh.
09:00But we guessed smart words for him, but now it's Demi, so we'll do double.
09:04Okay.
09:05Hey.
09:05Who on your team is going to be going next?
09:06I don't know what that word you said was, but it felt mean.
09:08Great.
09:09Let's grab five words for Demi and T. Vine.
09:12Yeah.
09:12That's a good spot.
09:13These are five things.
09:15I'm excited to fucking nail this.
09:18Okay.
09:18I'm going to flip it in three, two, one.
09:23Car.
09:26Spin.
09:27Tire.
09:28Wheel.
09:29Donut.
09:37Opposable.
09:38Thumb.
09:38Thumb.
09:43TV non-stop.
09:45Vid.
09:45Marathon.
09:48Birthday suit.
09:49I told you.
09:51Department store.
09:53Sale.
09:54Buy.
09:55Purchase.
09:55Spray.
09:56Perfume.
09:57We got none.
09:58We got none.
10:00You fucking cucks.
10:01I fucking did.
10:04Giovanni's dick.
10:05Oh, are we cucks or are we eating a dick?
10:06It seems like either we're involved or we're not involved.
10:09You're right, you're right, you're right.
10:09You cucks watch me eat Giovanni's dick.
10:12Are we in the corner?
10:12That's more like it.
10:14That's what we're into.
10:15You cucks get involved.
10:16Watch me while I do it.
10:18Just stick to a consistent world, okay?
10:20Okay?
10:22Demi.
10:22Ready?
10:23I believe in us.
10:23I believe in us.
10:25I'm gonna see the world through your eyes, Demi.
10:26We're inserting Demi's brain with these words.
10:28And a three, and a two, and a one, go.
10:35Machine.
10:37Automated.
10:38Ding-ding.
10:40Bell.
10:41Lottery.
10:42Game.
10:43Buzzer.
10:47Help me out, there's a timer.
10:49Silver.
10:50Bell.
10:51Silver ding-ding machine game.
10:54Silver ding-ding machine game.
10:56Pinball.
10:59Wife.
11:01Spouse.
11:02Wife.
11:02Wife.
11:03Don't say the first word again.
11:07Not.
11:07Wife.
11:08Spouse.
11:09Girlfriend.
11:10Husband.
11:10Not wife.
11:12Wife.
11:13Not wife.
11:13Girlfriend.
11:14Wife, then.
11:15Not wife.
11:16Ex-wife.
11:17Widow.
11:21Time!
11:21Damn it!
11:23I wasn't even looking at that.
11:26Crap!
11:27How did we do, everybody?
11:28How did you get ding-ding?
11:30Silver ball game.
11:31Silver machine.
11:33Wife.
11:33Not wife.
11:34In terms of these words, you did fairly well.
11:36We only got one extra.
11:37Yeah.
11:38You fucking cucks said game.
11:41You said game.
11:42Oh.
11:43You incepted with what was on your face.
11:45Nice.
11:46We were trying to incept that one extra hard.
11:47I didn't even get to read three of them.
11:49You did get one additional x anywhere on your bingo board for having more correct words.
11:55Take it.
11:56Yeah.
11:57And we got no new crossed out.
11:59You guys were thinking I was going to do really well and that was your mistake.
12:04I loved it.
12:05And now, we're on to round three.
12:07One of you will please help me with the timer.
12:09Shut up.
12:10Oh god.
12:11Oh god.
12:12Shit.
12:13Fuck.
12:13Ass.
12:14Shit ass.
12:15Don't let this throw you off.
12:16Look at this messy chaos.
12:18We thrive in the end.
12:19Drunken in his head.
12:20Zen.
12:21Calm.
12:21Unity.
12:23Companionship.
12:24Camaraderie.
12:25Oneness.
12:26Okay.
12:26You ready?
12:27Hey, wait.
12:27They said it.
12:28We're all connected.
12:29We're on the same plane.
12:30Stop.
12:30You gotta stop saying words, buddy.
12:32One.
12:33Go.
12:33Say the words.
12:38Fasten.
12:39Article.
12:40Zipper.
12:42Sam.
12:44Attracted.
12:49Everyone.
12:51Hot.
12:52Sexy.
12:52Handsome.
12:53Beautiful.
12:55Orientation.
12:56Oh.
12:57Bisexual.
13:00You guys.
13:02Do worse.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Moo.
13:05Instrument.
13:06Cowbell.
13:07Come on.
13:09Display.
13:11Fashion.
13:12Model.
13:13Runway.
13:13Catwalk.
13:14Inanimate.
13:15Model.
13:16This is bullshit.
13:17I said worse.
13:18Correct.
13:19Molars.
13:21Dentist.
13:22Molars.
13:22Racist.
13:23Yes.
13:27Wow, wow, wow.
13:29We really are tremendous.
13:31Time.
13:32And you're all gonna watch as I slobber down.
13:35Enjoy your 15th.
13:36I need to remember it's just a game.
13:38It's just a game.
13:38For some fucking cuckery.
13:39And we can't even use your cuck.
13:40I'm just a simple cuck.
13:42Those are proper your fucks.
13:43I love it.
13:43Somewhere in the back is a producer being like, I think we're getting to the territory where we can't cut
13:48the cucks.
13:53Well, I feel thoroughly shamed.
13:56You can catch up right now.
13:57Okay.
13:58Three, two, one.
14:01Nerd documentary.
14:04Nerd documentary.
14:04Square assembly.
14:06King of Kong.
14:07Darkon.
14:09Uh, uh, uh, uh.
14:10Race to complete this childhood nerd activity.
14:16Uh, Jumanji.
14:18You had one.
14:19We'll come back.
14:19Um, ooh, uh, you know for kids.
14:23Hula hoop?
14:24Uh, communicate in the 90s on your-
14:30Landline.
14:30Phone.
14:31Beeper.
14:31Uh, what type of that?
14:32Uh, uh, cell phone.
14:33Yeah, but one that, um, has two parts that open and close.
14:39A flip phone.
14:41Um, dress your top body with a-
14:46Shirt.
14:46Blouse.
14:47Another, a specific-
14:48T-shirt.
14:48Top blouse.
14:49Um, uh, sexually, any one of us could be one of these.
14:53Cuck.
14:55Bisexual, queer.
14:56Has a head ornament.
14:58Time!
14:59Whoa!
15:01What do you think it was?
15:02Head ornament.
15:03Head ornament.
15:04Someone with a Prince Albert.
15:05Uh, a sexual thing plus an animal with a head ornament.
15:08Unicorn.
15:08Dear.
15:08There we go.
15:09You think I could be a unicorn?
15:10Yeah, you could, baby.
15:12Cuck and a unicorn in one.
15:15That's my favorite.
15:16Don't look at it.
15:17And I would have gone with the National Animal of Scotland.
15:21And we would have lost.
15:22That's all of our-
15:23National Animal of Scotland.
15:26That was all of our words.
15:27I- I felt good about three.
15:29Now we did get more.
15:31Does that mean we get an extra axe?
15:33You do.
15:34Ooh.
15:34Very-
15:35Disappointingly.
15:36I guess we'll get another bingo then, I guess.
15:37The cucks fail yet again.
15:39You had a straight pipe to my brain.
15:41You know what?
15:42There's something really important we've forgotten about.
15:44And that is team names.
15:45Now obviously you've deemed us with ours, but-
15:48Oh, this is so clear.
15:49We're the gamers with a Y.
15:51Yeah, obviously.
15:51For sure.
15:52No, how do you think I spelled it?
15:54The gamers and the cucks.
15:55We got it.
15:55Who are we?
15:56And so, right now there's a lower third.
15:58It's just a photo of us and the cuck.
16:01Now the cuck.
16:01Let's find out our scores after this round.
16:03How many bingos do you have the cucks?
16:08And the camera pantsed us.
16:10Just one bingo.
16:11So we got three points for our one noble bingo, bringing us to a total of 13.
16:16How many bingos do the gamers have?
16:19We have two bingos, so I believe an additional six points.
16:23So that leaves the cucks with a healthy 13 and the gamers with 21.
16:29What's so funny?
16:31But you know what's going to really help?
16:32What are you laughing about?
16:34Giovanni's got Scrabble tiles on her face and has been calling us cucks all day.
16:40But Brennan called a banana green.
16:41Anyway, this makes me hungry.
16:43I'm ready for a hors d'oeuvre.
16:49If I was in a play, I would be an antlered man.
16:53Sam, what nasty little snack have you brought for us all to enjoy together today?
16:57Yes, you are.
16:58And I don't mean Brennan and Jenny.
17:01Stop whispering about tuckles into my ears.
17:03My rowdy little children.
17:05Now, this is a snack that I used to have all the time as a kid.
17:10We are having Nutella and cream cheese sandwiches.
17:15Oh!
17:16We all give nip blocks?
17:18I'm okay.
17:19And your mom made them?
17:20My mom shipped them from where she lives in, Portland, Maine.
17:23I'm really excited to try this.
17:25Portland, Maine, home to the International Cryptozoology Museum.
17:28Oh my gosh.
17:28Okay.
17:28Okay.
17:29It's got your name on it.
17:31Tell me a little heart.
17:32Bond with me.
17:33Bond with me, Becca.
17:34Stop yelling about bonding into my ear.
17:36They had horns because when they were cucking.
17:38He yelled about cucking and bonding into my ear.
17:41Oh, wow.
17:43I'm at work.
17:44Here at Parlor Room, we make all kinds of new connections with our friends.
17:48I love this.
17:49Toast to untoasted bread.
17:51Hey, it's lunch.
17:53Mwah.
17:54It's mackalic.
17:58Oh, that fucks.
18:01Sam, was this your original creation?
18:03I don't think so.
18:04Maybe my mom herself, somebody created this.
18:05And I grew up thinking that they were as common as peanut butter or jelly.
18:09So I would go over to a friend's house and be like, can I get a Nutella and cream cheese
18:13sandwiches?
18:14And other parents would look at me like I was out of my gourd.
18:17It's really good.
18:18Wait, we're all eating it.
18:19I think this is a first for hors d'oeuvres.
18:22There's always someone who's like, hell no.
18:24It truly is like cheesecake or a sandwich.
18:27I love the tanginess.
18:28The Nutella is really the dominant, the dominant flavor for fries.
18:31But I don't want more of the cream cheese.
18:33The cream cheese comes through a little bit, like on the end of some bites.
18:36And I think that's perfect.
18:37Sam, for the viewers at home, what's the recipe?
18:44This is delicious and I will be finishing.
18:46They're going to clear this and I'm going to ask them.
18:47Unlike a cook.
18:48I'm going to ask them to save this for me.
18:50And then later when I'm at my house, I'm going to go.
18:52I had such a fun time with my birthday.
18:55Let's all promise to eat it before bed.
18:57Okay.
18:57Make a wish.
18:59And when you wake up.
18:59And get out of that bed.
19:01When your partner's partner comes over, you get out of the bed.
19:08They fuck on the sandwich and then you have to eat it while they laugh.
19:12Oh, wow.
19:13I was listening to someone talk about the internet and they said this thing that I thought was really prescient
19:16where they were like, you know, any clip could be the first contact someone has with you.
19:23And I'm thinking about Giovanni with Scrabble tiles being like, get out of their bed and they fuck and then
19:29they eat that sandwich.
19:31I hope that a week after this comes out, I'm on a date somewhere and some guy goes, you're the
19:35cuck.
19:39I backed at the $2,500 level.
19:45Subscribe at the cuck level.
19:47Pay us $2,500.
19:49We will send you absolutely nothing.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Oh, all right.
19:55Well, I think that's it for Bordeaux.
20:02It's round two.
20:03The next mini game is name a number to start.
20:07Each player gets a mini whiteboard and a challenge card is pulled and kept hidden.
20:11This is the challenge that all the players on both teams will be bidding for simultaneously.
20:16Each player is going to secretly write down a number from one to 100.
20:20This number will be used in the challenge, but also determines who wins the bid to attempt the challenge.
20:26On each challenge card, there is an arrow indicating high or low.
20:30This determines whether the highest or lowest bidder will be the one to attempt the challenge.
20:36Next to the arrow is the thermometer icon.
20:39This is a clue to the range you should bid in.
20:42High, medium, or low.
20:45If you bid outside this range, the challenge might be impossible to do with your number, so choose that number
20:50strategically.
20:51Everyone reveals their numbers at once.
20:54The player with the winning number, according to the arrow, gets to secretly read the challenge card and decides whether
20:59they will attempt it or pass to the opposing team.
21:02Then, whoever gets the card reads it out loud and attempts the challenge.
21:06You'll be asked to do all kinds of kooky things, all factoring in that special little number you wrote down
21:12in the first place.
21:13On a successful challenge, your team gets three points, but on a fail, those points go to the opposing team.
21:20You've got six challenges to prove your mettle before moving on to the next minigame.
21:24We're all going to simultaneously write down a number on our tiny little whiteboards.
21:31This indicator says the highest number will win.
21:34And remember, you're going to have to do a thing this many times.
21:39Right.
21:39Put your tiny, tiny little whiteboard on the table.
21:42Okay, looks like we're all ready, so let's flip on three, two, one.
21:47Highest number.
21:48Oh, that's not very medium.
21:49You're so stupid.
21:50Grinnon is the winner with 74.5.
21:54You probably got to round it up.
21:55You do.
21:56I think the rule stipulate you're not allowed to do fractions.
21:59Yeah.
22:00So 75, Brinnon still wins.
22:0175.
22:02All right.
22:03Now, Brinnon, you're going to read this card secretly to yourself.
22:06Great.
22:06And then you are going to decide.
22:08Do you think you could do it with that number filled in in the blank?
22:13Or do you think that if the other team gets passed to that they will lose it?
22:19Right.
22:19Whatever you think we have a better chance of winning.
22:21I don't want to look at this.
22:23I don't know what to do.
22:24Passing is strategic.
22:26We need to win, Brinnon.
22:27We need to win.
22:28We need to win.
22:28He already committed.
22:32We got him.
22:33We got him.
22:34We got him.
22:35We got him.
22:36We got him.
22:36This is a fun face.
22:37Say flaccid a number of times while maintaining eye contact with a teammate.
22:41No chance.
22:42You lose if either of you cracks a smile.
22:44No chance.
22:45You think you can do that 75 times while looking at either of us?
22:48Yes.
22:48I think I can do it with Becca.
22:49I was about to say don't.
22:51I'm not going to be right now.
22:52Okay.
22:53Neither of you can smile.
22:54Neither.
22:55Deeply honored.
22:56How many seconds?
22:56Time.
22:57Can I leave the room?
22:59I want to switch with you.
23:01You can't be in my eye line.
23:03I'm scared.
23:04You can't smile either when he says flaccid.
23:06Is it only you?
23:06Only me.
23:07I just have to say it 75 times.
23:08So when he says flaccid to you.
23:09If either of you cracks a smile, we lose.
23:11Don't smile when you think of a floppy little weenie.
23:13Let me know.
23:14He didn't say it's little.
23:15For sure.
23:15You know what?
23:16Actually, I don't need anyone's permission to do it.
23:18Flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
23:45flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
23:54flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
23:57flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid
24:01flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flacc
24:13Fuck if I said flaccid 75 times?
24:16Yes!
24:16You wouldn't want a penis.
24:17Yeah, probably, man.
24:18Stay it a few more times for safety.
24:20I knew you had to.
24:20I knew you had to.
24:21That's a man who knows flaccid.
24:24I'm flaccid if the day is long, baby.
24:27I'm flaccid.
24:28There's nothing funny about flaccid.
24:30Life?
24:30Stop.
24:31Don't pull me into the frame for that.
24:33We're doing this together.
24:36Uh-uh.
24:36Absolutely not.
24:37I do not know this man.
24:39Can't get hard, won't get hard.
24:41Hey, get the slower turn out of here.
24:42Get it out.
24:43It doesn't mean you can't get hard.
24:45I'd rather shoot my dick off than get a boner.
24:49I think we're all flaccid.
24:53Woo!
24:54So that's three points to Team Cook.
24:57Woo!
24:58All right, this is the next of six.
25:01The highest number will win, and you want a low number.
25:07Everybody ready?
25:08Yeah, ready.
25:09Three, two, flaccid.
25:12That's a Giovanni.
25:14Oops.
25:15The highest wins.
25:15The highest wins?
25:16The highest wins.
25:17Giovanni says infinity.
25:18Now Brennan.
25:19Brennan with 48 is the winner yet again.
25:23Can't lose.
25:25I'll be passing.
25:27Who amongst you would like?
25:29You sure, Brennan?
25:31Could be anyone.
25:32I mean, I think it's got to be.
25:33Who's feeling lucky?
25:34It's got to be the lowest.
25:34Giovanni will have the lowest.
25:35I think Giovanni.
25:36Okay, I take it.
25:37I think you take it.
25:38Okay, go ahead and read it aloud.
25:40I read it aloud.
25:41You must scream like you're being murdered in a horror film.
25:44Your scream must last eight seconds with one breath.
25:48Oh, are we ready?
25:50You should put the breath in the middle.
25:51All right.
25:51But for $14, I'll come to your house.
25:53Eight seconds, Giovanni.
25:54Keep dying.
25:56Everyone cover your ears, especially our sound team and Giovanni.
26:02I'm going to push this start button in three, two, one.
26:17Oh, really nice.
26:18Really nice.
26:19Really nice work.
26:20It feels not easy.
26:21Passed in the film.
26:22Passed in the film.
26:23Good fucking act.
26:24I started it as though it was going to be 30 seconds.
26:26I was like, oh fuck, I really hope I can actually do this.
26:29Yeah.
26:29But yeah, I don't know.
26:30I appreciate the commitment.
26:31And I think you earned your three points bringing your team to 24.
26:34What, if I may ask, what were you imagining was there?
26:37A camera.
26:38Oh.
26:39The scariest monster of all.
26:41So you were in the fiction still making a movie.
26:44But I finally get to show my inner anxiety about being filmed.
26:48All right, this next one, the highest number will win yet again.
26:52And we want to pick a low number.
26:56Low number.
26:57Low number.
26:57All yellow, yellow.
26:59Okay, we're going to flip our numbers in 3, 2, 1, 15, 20, 20, 17, 26, 9.
27:07Paul.
27:07You're going to be the first to read.
27:09Okay, I'm nervous, you guys.
27:11Uh-oh, Paul.
27:13What's that face?
27:15What numbers do we have over here?
27:1615, 20, and 17.
27:18Will I regret not giving it my all?
27:24Probably not.
27:24Maybe not.
27:25I don't care.
27:25I just want to get in.
27:27Will I go home tonight wishing I had done it to have my moment?
27:30You only get one shot.
27:31Will I dream of this day forever in the future thinking would I have succeeded?
27:34This is like sedated brain.
27:36You only get.
27:37You only get one shot.
27:38One shot.
27:38One opportunity.
27:40To pass.
27:41They can take our land.
27:42They can take our lives.
27:43Or do I want this week?
27:44We're going to get the points if I pass it.
27:45But will I have fun if I try it?
27:48Sometimes I struggle with these choices.
27:50You went into like 110 different.
27:51If you don't think you can do it, I think you should.
27:53He wrote this monologue, so I'm practicing in the bathroom.
27:55Oh, yeah.
27:57I want those sweet sweet points.
27:58I'm going to pass.
27:59Okay.
28:00Okay.
28:00Well, I have the lowest number, but I'm really scared, you guys.
28:05I don't know if I'm good at stuff.
28:07What's your monologue?
28:08I just don't know, you know?
28:10How'd I get this shot?
28:12I didn't let me do this.
28:14Becca, I believe in you.
28:15I believe in you.
28:16I don't.
28:17I think you're going to leave.
28:18No, I'm kidding.
28:19I'm kidding.
28:20Do you want to do it?
28:21Do you want to try it?
28:22I love trying things once.
28:24Let's go.
28:25Good luck, guys.
28:26You might have to try something 15 times.
28:28Oh, fuck.
28:29Flip the timer.
28:30You must get your team to guess 15 thing cards only by mouthing the words zero sounds.
28:36Wait, by mouthing the word on this?
28:38That means I'll get four seconds per word for you guys to lip read me.
28:43Wait, how many cards?
28:44I think this is good because I have the most lip liner.
28:48I agree.
28:49To help spell it out.
28:50That's good because I see like a dog.
28:51I need the silhouette to be strong.
28:53Absolutely no sound must exit your lips.
28:55Hey, let's get cucked.
28:56Team cuck for the win.
28:57Okay, I'm going to look at the first one.
28:59And I'll flip the timer at the same time.
29:02Zelda?
29:06Seneca?
29:08Hey!
29:10Wait.
29:12Waymo.
29:13Rainbow.
29:15Big pen.
29:15Big Ben.
29:16Pig pen.
29:17Pig pen.
29:18Pig pen.
29:19Pig pad.
29:22Raincoat.
29:23Don't spend too many stars.
29:25Just keep going until you get good ones.
29:27A limousine.
29:29Ellipsis.
29:31Alien.
29:33Shower.
29:36Coffee.
29:38Pinocchio.
29:39Pinocchio.
29:40Pinocchio.
29:41Pinocchio.
29:42Pinocchio.
29:43Pinocchio.
29:43Just forever.
29:46Choplip.
29:46Whoa.
29:48There you go.
29:49Classroom.
29:49Classes.
29:50Let's go.
29:53For a while.
29:56Hi.
29:57Hand time.
29:58Wow.
29:58One, two, three, four, five, six.
30:00Does that win?
30:00Does that win?
30:02Let's round up.
30:03Come on.
30:03Can I say that was really hot?
30:07I don't know if it was the angle outside or what, but-
30:09She's already here to characterize your game for the episode.
30:12I don't go under the plan.
30:14I don't go under the plan.
30:16These guys are cucks.
30:17That's hot.
30:17Gamey.
30:18I love this show.
30:20Okay.
30:21Here's what you missed.
30:21Here's what you missed.
30:22It was shoplift.
30:23That's awesome.
30:24Santa.
30:24Wedgie.
30:25Peggy bank.
30:26Credit card.
30:27Eclipse.
30:29Oh.
30:30Time travel.
30:31Is this so hot that you can hear?
30:33Photo bomb.
30:36Less hot.
30:37So is that-
30:37Your voice.
30:39I love when you shut up.
30:41So the scores are currently, gamers with 27.
30:46And the cucks with 16.
30:49Ain't no problem.
30:50We're cucks.
30:50We're comfortable in the back.
30:52Yeah.
30:52There's six more points in this round.
30:54Three more cards.
30:55So, you know, anything could happen.
30:57Let's get it going.
30:57This next one, you want to write a low number.
30:59Highest wins.
31:00Low number.
31:01Highest wins.
31:02Low number.
31:02Highest wins.
31:02Okay.
31:03Let's flip in.
31:04Three, two, one.
31:06Two.
31:07Oh, okay.
31:08Seven.
31:09Thirteen, fifteen, nineteen, twenty-eight.
31:12Demi, I think you got this.
31:14I, okay.
31:15Just seeing the range of what we all did, I'm like, well, let's hope I was right.
31:20That was your earnest attempt at highest wins?
31:21I'm passing this.
31:22Okay, I passed.
31:23Juvani, it's up to you.
31:25You have the lowest.
31:26Our numbers are pretty similar.
31:27I'm happy to try.
31:28Please.
31:28You're the host of your show.
31:29I love seeing you do stuff if you want to do it.
31:31You must write out, blank properties featured in the Monopoly board game.
31:37The opposing team will do the same.
31:39You lose if you match even one.
31:43Do you feel more confident?
31:44I'm going to come sit with you guys.
31:46I don't even know that many.
31:47Yeah, I don't know if I can get to fifteen.
31:49I can give you guys a list of something.
31:51The other team does it?
31:52You have to do fifteen and not match any of ours.
31:55None of them.
31:56Yeah.
31:56Cool.
31:57Okay.
31:57Why are we promoting another board game?
32:00Okay, are we ready?
32:01Wait, are we helping you?
32:02Are you a fast rider?
32:03There's no timer.
32:04There's no timer.
32:04You just need to get fifteen and not match them.
32:07Are we helping you with this out?
32:08I don't think it's a team exercise.
32:10That's so gay.
32:11Oh.
32:13I thought the flaccid thing was really impressive.
32:15It was.
32:16Hey, thank you.
32:16Although, as you started saying flaccid, flaccid, flaccid, all I could think was,
32:20Yeah, it's about to run out.
32:21Don't say it, don't say it.
32:22These are properties of the Monopoly game board.
32:26It is square.
32:27Okay, fucking Monopoly is the title.
32:30No, let's hear them out.
32:31The color yellow.
32:33The color red.
32:35Show me yellow.
32:36I wondered why you were constantly writing.
32:38The chance spot?
32:39Absolutely.
32:40Oh, the chance spot, I wrote down.
32:41That matches.
32:42Yeah, that matches.
32:42You dope!
32:43You fucking stooge!
32:45You thought you were gonna get past my man here with the chance-
32:49Woo!
32:50You think you were born yesterday.
32:52You're fucking dead.
32:54You think you're a little baby.
32:55You think you go-
32:57Play it back.
32:59Play when he thought he could play on the name.
33:02The chance spot.
33:04Ah!
33:05Chance spot?
33:06More like that chance spot.
33:08Whoa!
33:09That shot into the room.
33:10He just threw a card like Dave Braco and now you see me.
33:14And I basically backed myself into a corner where I can't argue that that's not a property.
33:18Yeah.
33:19Keep going.
33:20Read your little list.
33:21Yeah.
33:21I had things like illustration of jail.
33:24Oh, God.
33:25Oh, Sam, that was a brilliant move.
33:27That was really good.
33:27Do you want to hear how it's really done, Sam?
33:30Boardwalk, Park Place, Pennsylvania Ave, Marvin Gardens, Water Works, Atlantic Ave, North Carolina, Vermont,
33:36Union, Beano, Railroad.
33:38What else do I have to say?
33:40We didn't start the fire!
33:42This second-to-last penultimate, if you will, you want to give a middle number and the highest will win.
33:49No low number wins in this game.
33:51I wanted to try one of these.
33:52But will I regret not giving it my all?
33:55I have just picked the most middle number there is.
33:58Wow.
33:58What could it be?
34:01All right.
34:02What do we got?
34:03Three, two, one.
34:07Wow, the most middle number there is.
34:09That's right.
34:10I think yours is upside down.
34:11Can you flip it?
34:13Oh, nice.
34:14All right, Timmy, you get to read the card.
34:19Yeah, that's easy.
34:20Actually, this is so in my way.
34:21I can absolutely do this.
34:22Okay.
34:23What?
34:24Tell us about it.
34:25It's supposed to be hard.
34:26Do this number of backflips.
34:28No.
34:29Set a timer for a number of seconds.
34:31You cannot blink until the time runs out.
34:34Oh, really?
34:34Yeah.
34:35You're a no blinker?
34:35I am a no blinker.
34:37Damn.
34:38For 69 seconds?
34:39I think thinking about it, I wouldn't be able to.
34:40I am not nearly moist enough for this.
34:41Okay.
34:42A minute and nine seconds.
34:43Mm-hmm.
34:44I'm just going to stare down the barrel.
34:45Sam, you can start it because we're not on the same team.
34:48You'll just press this button.
34:50It will beep when it's done.
34:51And this is Demi's camera right here?
34:53Yeah.
34:53And this is my camera right here?
34:55That's right.
34:56Okay.
34:56You should just put, just go the full, put me in the corner.
34:59Wait, do you want-
35:00Looks like McCung loaded.
35:01I want you to know I'm McCung loaded.
35:02I'll get close to McCung.
35:04Wait a minute.
35:04He's going to rub his hand, like wave his hand in front of your face.
35:08No, no, no.
35:08I'm just going to make sure.
35:09I'm just getting a close look.
35:103, 2, 1.
35:16No cheating, no cheating.
35:17We got to play with honor.
35:18No cheating.
35:21Aren't your eyes getting so tired?
35:23Not really.
35:24You're doing a great job.
35:25Oh, you did me.
35:26I cannot believe I just fucking quit.
35:28No!
35:30Get it!
35:31Only 50 seconds remaining.
35:33You fucking god.
35:35You got 15 whole seconds.
35:37Sit in your little chair, you fucking cock.
35:40What was it, Demi?
35:41What was it?
35:42I think it was this happening in the corner of my eye and then just me being like,
35:45let me just clear something out of my eye.
35:47So what the typical reason for playing?
35:50Yeah, yeah.
35:51That's another three points over here for Team Gamers.
35:53I just want to say that I could do that for a hundred seconds.
35:57Oh, no, let's try.
35:57Let's do that for the social camera.
35:58I want to see if Brennan can do it.
36:00A minute nine.
36:01Okay, 69 seconds.
36:02Alright, wait, go.
36:04What?
36:05Wait, he's gonna go!
36:06He's not blinking!
36:06He's not blinking!
36:08Whoa!
36:14Never blinking!
36:15Yeah, okay, we got it.
36:16We got it.
36:17That's what I'm fucking talking about.
36:19Yeah.
36:19Number one, baby!
36:21Keep it going!
36:22Keep it going!
36:22Keep it going!
36:24Again!
36:24The timer is done.
36:26The timer is done.
36:26We get it.
36:26We get it, Brennan.
36:28Okay.
36:28They got it.
36:29This is our one and only one where the low number wins, and you want to guess something
36:32really high.
36:34Oh.
36:34Really high.
36:35I can't believe I didn't even think of it.
36:37I didn't think of it.
36:38I didn't think of it.
36:38I did not think of it.
36:39I would never think of it.
36:40Nope.
36:40It's right there.
36:41Right there, baby.
36:42Don't blink.
36:42Okay, low number.
36:44Okay, write something high, but the lowest of them wins.
36:49Okay, three, two, one!
36:5331, 80, 66, 43, 42.0, and 40.
36:58The lowest is Sam with 31.
37:01Okay, Sam.
37:02Fuck!
37:03Go ahead and enjoy reading this card.
37:05I do want a high number.
37:08We were all in our low 40s.
37:10We knew.
37:11I'm going to pass.
37:12I'm scared.
37:13I have the highest.
37:14You got your wish.
37:15Oh, yeah, you are the highest.
37:17I have the highest of our team.
37:18Brennan's got this.
37:19Set a timer for a blank number of seconds.
37:23Text somebody not in the room.
37:24You must get a reply before time runs out.
37:27Start the timer when you hit send.
37:30Okay, you got to text 911.
37:34Okay, now touch it.
37:36Okay, wait until you press in.
37:38When you press in, I press start.
37:40Sam will press start at the same time you hit send.
37:43Are you only allowed to send one text?
37:45One text.
37:46Alright, I've got a pitch if you don't have an idea.
37:50Yeah, what's the pitch?
37:55Do you have the timer?
37:56The timer is set.
37:56I just want to make sure.
37:57I'm just stepping up to see the...
37:59Run!
38:02Get out of the room!
38:04Get out of the room!
38:05Get out of the room!
38:05Let him go!
38:06Let him go!
38:08It says open phone.
38:12Oh my god.
38:12Is this even on camera?
38:14It is.
38:14Where does number go?
38:15Where does number go?
38:16Here we go.
38:1622 seconds left.
38:19No!
38:2018, 17.
38:21Text me.
38:23Got it!
38:24It's done!
38:25Woo!
38:25We got it!
38:27That is my cuck brother!
38:28Did we do it?
38:29We did it!
38:30We did it!
38:31We stay flaccid!
38:33I've never been on a day in my life!
38:35Hey, what's up, baby?
38:36Every time I've ever comics gone straight down!
38:39We're losing the floor.
38:40To the floor, baby!
38:43Cucks don't get hard.
38:45It shoots straight down to the ground.
38:46What if you're horizontal?
38:47Then it shoots backwards towards the door, Paul!
38:50Cucks don't get hard.
38:51They shoot straight down.
38:52It's my favorite score from Friday Night Lights.
38:55Alright, that's it for Name a Number because loopholes work here on Parlor Room.
38:59So we're gonna go from 19 to 22 for the cucks.
39:03Demi, you are slippery.
39:05That's 30 points for the gamers.
39:08Friends, we've just got one round left and that's Sam Says.
39:12Ooh!
39:13This is the final showdown.
39:15The goal is to guess as many words as possible in three minutes, but this time each clue giver
39:19pulls a Sam Says rule card with each word they draw.
39:24These rules twist how you are allowed to give clues or how your team can give guesses.
39:28Once the timer starts, read your rule out loud and start giving clues.
39:33If your team guesses a word correctly, that's one point.
39:36But if you pass or break the rule while giving clues, that card goes in the fail pile.
39:41Each player on the team keeps taking turns and drawing a new rule card with each new word
39:45card until three minutes runs out.
39:48This is each team's last chance to score as many points as possible to win it all.
39:53Stop it!
39:55Gamers are gonna go first.
39:56We'll start with Sam, then Giovanni, then Paul, then back to Sam.
39:59What is a fail?
40:00Like, we get one guess that's the one?
40:02If the bell rings because you broke a rule and one of us noticed, then just throw it in
40:07the fail and the next person on your team goes.
40:09Immediately grab a new thing and a Sam Says.
40:11You can also pass if you think the next person on your team is gonna get it faster.
40:13A pass is a fail.
40:14Yeah.
40:15Okay.
40:15We ready?
40:16Yes.
40:18Three, two, one, go.
40:20Sam says you can only use nouns for this hint.
40:25Roll.
40:26Casino.
40:27Dice.
40:28Yeah.
40:29Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter E.
40:32One more time, sorry?
40:34Go ahead.
40:35Germany.
40:36Country, nation, Europe.
40:37Inside.
40:38Bar.
40:40Berlin, Munich.
40:41Okay.
40:42Sam says you must end every sentence with in bed.
40:45Folding paper in bed.
40:46Origami.
40:47Yeah.
40:48Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter A.
40:53Titus Andronicus.
40:54Shakespeare.
40:55Yeah, you're right.
40:56That's a fail.
40:56Okay, you go.
40:57Sam says your team must boo you after every incorrect yes.
41:01A celebration.
41:03Party.
41:04Sam says you can only speak in questions.
41:09Do you know that trope of when a woman has a lot of felines?
41:14A cat lady.
41:15Okay, a crazy cat lady.
41:15Cat woman.
41:16Sam says you cannot use words that contain the letter L.
41:21Pumpkin.
41:22Costume.
41:23Halloween.
41:24Candy.
41:25Carve.
41:26Say at door.
41:28Trick or treat.
41:29Yeah.
41:29Sam says you only have one breath to give this hint.
41:33Cost extra on a sandwich.
41:37Avocado guac.
41:39Sam says you cannot use words that contain the letter O.
41:43Third minute.
41:45Stretchy.
41:46Gum.
41:49Ball.
41:51Silly buddy.
41:52Desk.
41:53Stress ball.
41:56Bind.
41:57Things.
41:58Glue.
41:59Circular.
42:00Should we pass?
42:02What's pass?
42:02Pass.
42:03Sam says you must do an interpretive dance while giving this hint.
42:07Crayola makes a lot of crayons.
42:09Crayons.
42:10Sam says your teammates must raise their hands and you must call on them before they guess.
42:15Is this a sexy thing that you put on the floor of a cabin?
42:20Bare skin right?
42:20Yeah.
42:21Didn't call on them.
42:22I did.
42:23Sam says you can only spell words.
42:27W-H-E-N-Y-O-U-A-R-E-W-I-T-H-T-W-O-O-T-H
42:34-E-R-P-E-O-P-I-R.
42:36What?
42:37When you are in the plop.
42:39Okay.
42:40Oh.
42:41That's going to be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:48And might I say, there was a whole lot of interruptions coming from this side.
42:51It's true.
42:51Alright, so Sam, are you going to be the time watcher and clipper?
42:53I'm going to go first.
42:55Brandon, you go first.
42:56Okay, cool.
42:57And a three.
42:58And a two.
42:59And a one.
42:59Go.
43:00Sam says you cannot use words that start with a vowel.
43:04Face.
43:05Hair.
43:06Mustache.
43:07Go.
43:08Sam says every word you say must start with the same letter.
43:11Bug butt bites bad blood.
43:13Mosquito.
43:14Sam says your teammates must phrase all guesses in the form of a question.
43:19Big, stompy creature.
43:21Paleolithic era.
43:22Is it a giant?
43:22Is it a T-Rex?
43:23Is it a dinosaur?
43:24Yes.
43:25Sam says you can only use words that start with vowels.
43:27Um, eerie others.
43:32Ghosts.
43:33On our.
43:34Aliens.
43:34Uh, um.
43:36Uh.
43:36UFOs.
43:37Uh, uh.
43:38UFOs.
43:40Uh, on our upper area.
43:45Lights.
43:45Uh, on oven.
43:47Um.
43:48Past.
43:49Past.
43:50Sam says you cannot use words that contain the letter I.
43:54Wooly.
43:55Mammoth.
43:57Sam says you can't use the, and, or, um, brunch drinking babes.
44:03Go.
44:04Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter R. Uh, rudimentary.
44:08Easy.
44:08Basic.
44:09Basic.
44:10Sam says you must keep your tongue sticking out while giving this hint.
44:14Hair in the back of your head.
44:16High in the front and in the back of your head.
44:20You have a ponytail.
44:21Hair in the back of your head.
44:22Hair in the back of your head.
44:23Hair in the back of your head.
44:23Hair in the back of your head.
44:23Balls.
44:24Uh, I don't know what the.
44:27Pass.
44:27Sam says you must high five a teammate before they can guess.
44:30Uh, something you bounce on in my backyard.
44:33Trampoline.
44:33Got it.
44:34Sam says you can only speak in rhyming pairs.
44:37On the 4th of July, these go quite hot.
44:40Fireworks.
44:41Damn.
44:41Sam says you cannot use the words that contain the letter M.
44:46We represent.
44:47Lollipop.
44:49Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter T.
44:54Tricky.
44:56Internet.
44:57Spam.
44:57Themes.
44:58Scam.
44:58Uh, memes.
44:59Yes.
45:00Sam says each of your teammates can only guess one time for this hint.
45:04Uh, tall pink birds.
45:06Flamingo.
45:07Sam says you can only use words that contain the letter N.
45:10Wine.
45:11Pink.
45:12Uh, rosé.
45:14Sam says you must repeat every word you say.
45:17On, on, a, a, date, date, something, something, bad, bad.
45:21Uh, red flag.
45:22Got it.
45:22Wow.
45:23Sam says you can only use three words total for this hint.
45:26Um, rolled Mexican food.
45:28Burrito.
45:29Taquito.
45:29Burrito.
45:30Sam says you must start every sentence with fun fact.
45:33Fun fact, old cameras used to take time!
45:35Time!
45:36Tegarotype.
45:37Oh.
45:37Polaroid.
45:38I wasn't even looking at the timer.
45:39I'm really proud of us.
45:41Guys, that was really good.
45:41Oh, it was really good.
45:42My God.
45:44Oh my God.
45:45We did a good ass time.
45:46Wow.
45:47Nice job.
45:50Okay.
45:50Where are the cuts now?
45:52Yeah, let's see who's the cuts.
45:54One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
46:00fourteen.
46:01That was amazing.
46:03I'm proud of us.
46:04That brings us to thirty-six.
46:07And gamers, what was your score?
46:09Thirty-nine.
46:10Three points.
46:11I feel really good about that.
46:12Damn!
46:13One bingo away.
46:15Good game.
46:16Good game.
46:17Good game.
46:18Good game to all of you.
46:20And if you want to have as much fun as we just did, that's impossible, but maybe you'll
46:24get close if you want to back the Kickstarter and pick up the Game Changer Home Edition board game.
46:29We'll see you next time on Part of the Room where strategy meets shenanigans.
46:32Woo!
46:33Woo!
46:34Woo!
46:35Woo!
46:36I feel like that went really well.
46:37We won.
46:38And in that sense, it went well.
46:40I think that one of the issues we ran into is that they were better at the game than us.
46:45When Demi sprinted out of the room, I had two options.
46:48And one was to ring a bell, and the other was to chase after and tackle a human man.
46:52And the second one, in the moment, it's all I could imagine doing.
46:56I was pretty torn, too, because it was like, on the one hand, I'm a rule follower, right?
47:00I want people to respect the law.
47:02But on the other hand, I was thinking about the clip.
47:05Mama, that's gonna go viral.
47:07I'm talking one milli, two milli views.
47:10I've never seen an episode that I have less idea what's gonna be in the final.
47:14Guess what?
47:14They're calling you nothing.
47:15I hope they take out the thing where you took your shoe off and started hitting me, what they're calling
47:18me, saying, dirty, dirty man, dirty man.
47:21Yeah.
47:21I hope they cut the part out where you drew a gun and you said, everyone show me your voter
47:24identification.
47:25I thought that was-
47:26I actually, I do think there's enough callback to that that it doesn't make sense without it.
47:29It wouldn't make sense.
47:30Yeah.
47:31Wait, let's say our team catchphrase.
47:32I don't-
47:33Come soft, shoot straight down.
47:36I don't know what that's about.
47:36That's not a reference to anything we've ever said in the episode.
47:38When you're standing and soft and you cum, what direction would it go?
47:42It just, I don't-
47:43Straight down.
47:44They've been saying this all day and it just, as you saw in the episode, that's from nowhere.
47:47So I don't know what's going on.
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