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Bradley Walsh & Son Breaking Dad Season 7 Episode 3
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00:01Bradley and Barney are back, and this time they're heading further from home than ever before.
00:07Australia!
00:13This Aussie adventure kicked off in Australia's iconic ersatz capital, Sydney.
00:17From there it's full throttle north, past the sun-soaked beaches of the Gold Coast,
00:21before diving headfirst into the dusty wilds of the Queensland outback.
00:25Finally, ending in Cairns, the gateway to the Great Barrier Reef.
00:29As ever, Barney's embracing the culture and chasing thrills.
00:33And Brad?
00:35Well, he's just questioning the life choices that led him here.
00:38He's caught to keep hitting me in the aisle.
00:40And trying to survive it.
00:41Guys, I really don't want to do this.
00:42One, two.
00:48Don't blame it on the sunshine.
00:50Don't blame it on the moonlight.
00:52Don't blame it on the good times.
00:55Blame it on the boogie.
00:56Don't blame it on the sunshine.
00:58Don't blame it on moonlight.
01:01Don't blame it on good times.
01:03What a cheat.
01:04That's enough to wake you up.
01:06Right.
01:06Here we are, Dad.
01:08Yeah.
01:08It's the Gold Coast.
01:09Gold Coast.
01:10I didn't realise it was going to be like this, you know.
01:12You know what this reminds me a bit like?
01:14Miami.
01:14Yes.
01:15Well, actually, this is a man-made city.
01:18Really?
01:19Man-made.
01:19Made by men.
01:20Do you know what?
01:21I always thought the Gold Coast was built by beavers.
01:25Brown and Barney have left the rural town of Thalon, venturing east to the iconic city of the Gold Coast.
01:32Earning its name in the 1950s from a rapid growth in real estate and tourism, the area is famous for
01:38its sunny coastline, rolling surf and world-class beaches.
01:42Come on, you've got to tell me where we're going and what we're doing.
01:45We're going to go outrigger canoeing.
01:47Yeah.
01:47So I thought we'd give it a go.
01:48I mean, just look at that ocean there.
01:50Deadly, though.
01:51You know, you've got sharks, you've got boxed jellyfish.
01:53Do you know the things about boxed jellyfish?
01:55You know how not to get stung.
01:56How?
01:56Don't open the box.
01:58Why do I even bother?
02:00Australia has the most fatal shark attacks.
02:04This is not very comforting, Barnes.
02:06Yeah, but don't worry.
02:07The sharks won't get you.
02:08Although, that being said, there's over 180 different shark species in Australia.
02:12Barnes, it's very easy for you to say, don't worry, the sharks ain't going to get you.
02:15What, are you going to hold a sign up saying, we're filming, please don't bite?
02:18Don't be ridiculous.
02:19Well, you've got bigger fish to fry now, Brad.
02:23Outrigger canoes have been used for over 4,000 years.
02:25Originally a way for Polynesian tribes to fish and move around the Pacific Ocean.
02:30The side support float keeps it stable in the rough waters.
02:36Look at this, Dad.
02:37Oh, my goodness.
02:37Look at these boats.
02:39You must be Lee.
02:40How are you?
02:40Welcome to the Gold Coast.
02:41Thank you, mate.
02:42Thanks for having us.
02:43Do you guys race quite frequently?
02:45Yeah, we do.
02:45We love it.
02:46And it's great for all ages.
02:48The oldest paddler in Australia is 93.
02:51Really?
02:52Yeah, it's still racing.
02:53No.
02:53You'll be all right then, Dad, eh?
02:54Yes.
02:56Will we be able to race?
02:57We can race against each other.
02:59Yes, that's what I love to hear.
03:00OK.
03:00We've invited some of the local clubs to come and join us and we're going to do a 4km time
03:05trial.
03:064km?
03:074km.
03:07In a canoe.
03:09Nothing's ever plain sailing, though, is it, Brad?
03:12Today, the boys must row 2km out into the turbulent Pacific Ocean before looping back to shore
03:18and collecting a flag to secure victory.
03:20So, after a brief training session with head coach Glenn...
03:24One.
03:24Stroke.
03:25Go.
03:25Together.
03:26Yeah.
03:26Go back.
03:27Start.
03:27One.
03:28All right, armless in the wind.
03:30Despite the bickering, the boys are deemed ready to race.
03:33Thankfully, in separate canoes.
03:35We're the only ones wearing life jackets.
03:37Yeah, but that's good for me.
03:40All right, everyone ready?
03:42Three, two, one, green flag!
03:51Go!
03:54All right, team, long and short!
04:02Go!
04:02Go!
04:03Nice work, Arnie.
04:05Brad and his team are starting to pull away from the pack.
04:08How are you going back here, Brad?
04:09Oh!
04:10Doing a great job!
04:12Oh!
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Come to ya!
04:28Whoa!
04:29Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:30I got it!
04:31Let's go!
04:32Yeah!
04:33Nice!
04:34Oh, my God!
04:35Oh, Brad, look at this one!
04:37Jesus Christ!
04:40Oh, my God!
04:43All the teams are struggling with the nine-foot waves.
04:46Whoa!
04:47But as the boats approach the halfway turn, Bradley's team is leaving Barney's in their wake.
04:54Woo!
04:54Oh!
04:54Come on!
04:56Are we on our way home now?
04:57Yeah!
04:58Halfway!
04:59We've left Barney in the dusk!
05:01Let's go!
05:01Only one more boat!
05:02Come on!
05:03Come on!
05:04Come on!
05:08Come on!
05:11Come on!
05:22Come on!
05:36Come on, baby!
05:40Come on, guys!
05:41Come on, guys!
05:42We're all right there!
05:43Which flag?
05:43Which one?
05:44Right on the back!
05:44Right on the back!
05:46Oh!
05:47Oh!
05:48We are the champions!
06:00We are the champions!
06:09We are the champions!
06:10Thank you so much!
06:12Do you know what?
06:13Fair play!
06:13Put it there!
06:14You beat me fair and square!
06:16What a team!
06:17Guys!
06:18Thank you!
06:19Thank you so much!
06:19That was so much fun!
06:20That was absolutely brilliant!
06:22Thank you!
06:25You're gonna be so smug for the rest of this day!
06:27Smug like you cannot to!
06:33I'm gonna feel that tomorrow, mate!
06:35I can't believe you won as well!
06:36Yeah, but you've won everything else, Spars!
06:38Yeah, as I should!
06:40Yeah, but you can't win anything!
06:42Sometimes, in life, a little rain must fall!
06:47Here's a good thing!
06:48Go on, then!
06:49One of my favourite ever Australians!
06:51Skippy!
06:51He's not an actor!
06:53Skippy!
06:54He became famous for what he did!
06:56Okay, his first initial is S!
06:59Skippy!
07:01And his surname begins with I!
07:03I?
07:04Yeah!
07:05Do you give up?
07:06Steve Irwin!
07:07Oh yeah, Steve Irwin!
07:09Mega!
07:09Australian conservationist!
07:10Proper legend!
07:12The reason I bring up Steve Irwin is because we're going to Steve Irwin's Wildlife Hospital!
07:17Oh, are we?
07:17We are!
07:18We're gonna see the work that they do there!
07:20Brilliant!
07:21In fact, to get in the mood I'm gonna read some true or false!
07:23Koala bears sleep for 18 hours a day!
07:27That is true!
07:28That is true!
07:29That is true!
07:30That means that for an average of a ten year lifespan they're awake for just two and a half years!
07:34Bit like you!
07:35Just a bit like me!
07:38The boys are at Irwin's Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital, one of the largest and busiest in the world, with nearly
07:4510,000 animals treated every year!
07:48Steve Irwin changed Australian conservation forever and that legacy is found throughout this hospital!
07:55Hiya!
07:55Hello!
07:56How are you going?
07:56Hello!
07:57How are you going?
07:58How are you going?
07:58Lovely to meet you!
07:58Nice to see you!
07:59Welcome to the Australia Zoo Wildlife Hospital!
08:01Thank you!
08:01We treat all native wildlife and our aim is to treat and release back out into the wild where
08:06they belong!
08:07So what's happening right here now?
08:08There's a bird and a...
08:09Yes!
08:10And a turtle!
08:11So the vets and the nurses are looking at them and trying to fix their ailments.
08:14And so this little turtle here I believe has a fractured shell.
08:18But they bite right?
08:19They can bite.
08:19Turtles bite.
08:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:21And look at her pretty little face!
08:23I'm not sure it's pretty.
08:25But there you have it.
08:30This is our nurseries.
08:32So we've got two types of possums here in Australia, both marsupials.
08:35This one's a ring-tail possum and then the other one is a brush-tail possum.
08:39So this here is Rodney and he's a common brush-tail possum baby who's only five months old.
08:46Wow!
08:47He actually looks like a mini kangaroo or a mini...
08:49Well, yeah.
08:50A mini wallaby.
08:50They kind of do because I guess they're all marsupials and that's their call.
08:54They're so bloody cute.
08:55I just love them.
08:56Yeah, they're so cute.
08:59This is Koala Flower and she was actually hit by a car.
09:03It's a miracle that she survived.
09:04Yes, absolutely.
09:05And this is what they'd be doing in the wild.
09:07Just sleeping and then at night they venture around, look for new trees to forage in,
09:11look for mates.
09:12And she's looking wonderful and she's nearly ready for release.
09:15Well, I've got to say, this has been brilliant.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Really great.
09:18Safe travels home.
09:19Thank you so much.
09:19See you, Flower.
09:21See you, Doc.
09:21Bye-bye.
09:22Cheers.
09:33Brad and Barnier in East Australia, exploring the stunning sun-drenched city of the Gold Coast.
09:39She's got electric boots.
09:41More as soon as you know, we're better than a McAvill.
09:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:04Fantastic.
10:04Yeah, definitely.
10:05Correct.
10:05Australia consumes 120 kilograms per person.
10:08Woo-hoo.
10:09The UK consumes 79 kilograms per person.
10:12Total number of Olympic gold medals, UK or Australia?
10:15But that has got to be the UK.
10:18That is indeed the UK.
10:2076 of Australia's Olympic gold medals have been for swimming.
10:24Have they really?
10:25Yeah.
10:25Well, listen, we've got something exciting today.
10:27We're going swimming.
10:28Not in the sea, though, Barn.
10:29In the sea with all the sharks.
10:31No, we're not.
10:32No.
10:32No.
10:32We're doing synchronised swimming today.
10:34Oh, I love synchronised swimming.
10:38The boys are en route to the home of the Gold Coast Mermaids,
10:41where many Olympic athletes train.
10:44The team are current national champions,
10:46but today face their biggest challenge yet.
10:49Teaching Brad and Barney Walsh.
10:53Ready?
10:55Looking good, boys.
10:57Hi.
10:58Hi, Marina, I'm Barney.
10:59How do you look, Marina?
11:00I love it.
11:01Yeah?
11:01I love it.
11:02I think this is definitely your colour.
11:04Yes, thank you.
11:06Well, guys, before you hop in, we would need to check your flexibility.
11:11Okay.
11:13Wow, this is pretty good flexibility, I can tell you.
11:15He's very flexible.
11:17Look, that's as far as I can go.
11:18Okay, let's go up.
11:19Let's do the shoulder.
11:20One forward, one backwards.
11:22One.
11:22Oh, look at you.
11:24Two.
11:25Two.
11:25Three.
11:26Yep.
11:27That's it.
11:28That's one of those things.
11:29That's really tricky.
11:30Yes.
11:32That's for your coordination.
11:34Can you point your toes?
11:36Actually, this is really good.
11:39You nearly whacked me off in here.
11:43I got scared.
11:44That's good.
11:46That is perfect.
11:47That is perfect.
11:48After a quick warm-up, it's time to get thrown in at the deep end.
11:51I'm burning!
11:55So, this is pretty much what you guys are going to try now.
11:58One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:02Yeah?
12:02And then spin around 180.
12:05Touch, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:07And then stretch, touch inside.
12:09And then tuck.
12:12You're joking me!
12:15Go on your stomach, face and hold.
12:17And you hold him under the knees.
12:19Under the knees.
12:20That's it.
12:21Up, up.
12:21One, two, three.
12:26And holding.
12:27One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:30Push and under.
12:34Let's go.
12:35Ready, and...
12:36Yep.
12:37Grab your arm.
12:38One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:40Go on your back, buddy.
12:42Yep.
12:45And step.
12:48They disappeared.
12:50Okay, boys.
12:50Are we good?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Hell yeah.
12:53So excited.
12:55All right.
12:55Let's do the whole thing.
12:57That's it.
12:58With basic training over, there's nothing more to do than face the music.
13:02Time to sink or swim.
13:03And start.
13:14Synchronisation isn't the only thing artistic swimmers must perfect.
13:17As well as keeping in time and controlling their breath.
13:22Athletes need flexibility, strength, coordination and endurance.
13:27All performed with an effortless smile.
13:30And start.
13:56We've got a good call.
13:57It's a good call.
13:59We've got a good call.
13:59We've got a good call.
13:59We've got a good call.
13:59gold coast mermaids yeah what a day do you want a race do i want a race yeah to the
14:06end 100%
14:07come on then go
14:27that was exhausting
14:29i'm exhausted and my favorite part about all of that is that i've now got this what do you got
14:35so i don't have to smell you anymore
14:40do you know what else australia has to offer go on movies
14:44hey the gold coast is known as the hollywood of australia
14:50elvis aquaman and thor ragnarok are some of the blockbusters filmed in the gold coast
14:56or as it's known goldie wood we're going to stunt school dad stunt school we're gonna meet a guy
15:02called colin he's gonna give us a little bit of a lesson in stunts today what approximately seven
15:09miles inland near the eucalyptus forests of the nerang national park brad and barney are heading to their
15:15final stop australia's leading stunt school
15:39the most dangerous place on earth
15:46right colin said to meet him here
15:48how did you get into stunts well i was a martial arts champion uh taekwondo champion back in the
15:53day i met chuck norris right and uh trained with him in adelaide and he invited me to hollywood
15:59i've been fortunate enough to work with some of hollywood's greats yeah arnold schwarzenegger
16:03sylvester stallone right bruce willis yeah all right that's cool spent about six years in hollywood
16:09and then came back and set up the stunt academy which is uh still going to this day 25 years
16:13later
16:13so we're planning to get you advanced up the tower and uh do pretty much what i did there's a
16:19lot of
16:19safety procedures in place yeah but occasionally people do get injured that won't happen today we'll
16:24be all right we haven't killed anyone for weeks you'll be fine that's comforting come on over here
16:29guys after a quick crash course from colin so it'll look like this up exhale on landing okay got that
16:36yeah three two one action there we go barney's ready to head up the tower much to brad's surprise
16:43where you going up the tower already you haven't got to fall from that what sort of training is that
16:49we're going to seven and a half meters seven and a half okay it's high that ain't it now it's
16:55it's very
16:55serious because if you don't get it right you can really injure yourself badly so you don't want to
17:00be coming in on your head it'll break your neck you don't want to be coming in your feet it'll
17:04break
17:04your back it's a nice and flat landing take a deep breath visualize a perfect fall yeah i'm ready
17:11and three two one action
17:17great that was tremendous great fall
17:19good stunt thank you well done boss hey well done mate that was great well done you thank you thank
17:30you well done do a stunt coordination what's that we're gonna do a fight scene go get him all right
17:37the longest one take fight scene in film history is a 77 minute sequence in crazy samurai it took over
17:44seven years to choreograph and film but with a sprinkling of tv magic barney's ready for his fight scene by
17:53the
17:53time he's at the top of the ladder
17:54one of the time he's at the top of the ladder and cut
18:17and cut
18:21Yes!
18:21Wow, that was great, Bob.
18:23Oh, that was wicked.
18:24Absolutely brilliant.
18:25I love that.
18:26Well done, yeah.
18:26That was great fun.
18:27Hey, mate, you did really well.
18:29I think you should consider a career in stunts.
18:31Oh, that guy's cool.
18:32Brilliant.
18:32Well done, mate, yeah.
18:34So...
18:34So now it's your turn.
18:35We're going to do something very special with you.
18:38And we've chosen the most dangerous of all stunts,
18:40the Human Torch Fireburn.
18:42You're going to be set on fire.
18:47Ah, the classic Human Torch.
18:49A stunt that requires meticulous preparation.
18:53What do you think, Dad?
18:54Do you know what ones?
18:55I'm not too sure about it at the moment.
18:57Layers of specialised clothing are worn
18:59to prevent severe burns and fatal injury.
19:03Wow, it's a lot of layers.
19:04Because it keeps the flame that far away from your skin.
19:07OK.
19:07I don't know why I'm so compliant.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:10Not every day, yeah.
19:15Once he's set alight, how do we put him out?
19:17So our objective is to smother the oxygen.
19:20Just smother you with wet blankets.
19:21We've got the hose and the fire extinguisher as backups.
19:24I absolutely am .
19:29If you ever have any problem,
19:30just yell out, hot, hot, hot, and go down.
19:33OK.
19:34Balaclava goes on.
19:34This stops you breathing the flames.
19:36The flames still could come higher,
19:38so we always make sure we're covered completely.
19:41Everyone set.
19:42Safety.
19:44Applying fuel.
19:45The fuel used in the film industry
19:47burns at over 400 degrees C.
19:50Igniting.
19:51Three.
19:51Two.
19:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:54Take some deep breaths.
19:56Jesus Christ.
19:57OK.
19:58Sit.
20:00Igniting.
20:01Three.
20:02Two.
20:03One.
20:04Action.
20:05You're a light.
20:06You're a light.
20:08You're on fire.
20:09You're on fire.
20:10You're on fire.
20:10Ow, ow, ow.
20:11Whoa.
20:16Just lift that up off his head and just...
20:18Dad, you're on fire.
20:19You good?
20:21I'll tell you what, that's burning my arse.
20:22Let's have that hose, thank you.
20:23Oh, my God, my arse is on fire.
20:25The clothing provides protection against the flame,
20:28but steam released inside the layers during the stunt
20:31can cause incredible discomfort to the performer.
20:34Oh, my God, my arse is obviously on fire.
20:36Is that cooling down?
20:37Is it receding, the pain, or is it getting worse?
20:40No, it's getting hotter.
20:41It's getting hotter.
20:42You're in.
20:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:44Is that in your head?
20:45No, no, it's actually on my arse.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:49Woo-hoo.
20:50Take some nice deep breaths.
20:52How was it?
20:53How do you feel?
20:53Well, to be honest with you, that was really quite...
20:58quite frightening, do you know what I mean?
20:59Lucky was not my arm because then I'd have been in possession
21:02of a firearm.
21:04And, you know, and that would have been double trouble.
21:06That's right, that's right.
21:07No, you did well.
21:08You were great.
21:09Smashed it.
21:10Thank you, Barnes.
21:10God bless you.
21:11Cheers, Cole.
21:11Yeah, up you go, mate.
21:12Yeah, up you go.
21:13Thank you, guys.
21:15There we go.
21:20Was it hot?
21:21Hot?
21:22Yeah.
21:22Are you joking?
21:23I'm still smoking now.
21:25And then all the steam from the wet, I think I've poached meself.
21:28Do you know where it hurts most?
21:30Where?
21:30Right under the cheek of me bum, near me nether regions.
21:36Well, in that case, I've got a good song for us.
21:40Great balls of fire.
21:42I let you love what I thought it was funny.
21:45You came along and knew me, honey.
21:48I've changed my mind.
21:50This world is fine.
21:52Great balls of fire.
21:55Kisses, baby.
21:57Mmm.
21:59Feels good.
22:01Hold on me, baby.
22:03Well, I want to love you like I love you should.
22:06But you're fine.
22:08So kind.
22:10So kind.
22:10So kind.
22:10So kind.
22:11So kind.
22:14You could've saved me.
22:14Again.
22:14You can't do anything but I needed a pain maybe not.
22:14cup, but like it's still in the middle. It's
22:14a watermelon music. That what
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