00:02okay let me see let me see no come on why do we have to go through my phone because
00:12you
00:12haven't swiped right on anybody yet so there's nobody good nope nobody good give it to me yeah
00:19yeah dude what I would totally swipe right on Jennifer okay you can you can do that but just
00:27that way she doesn't have a penis okay that might okay time out for you time out for a second
00:31here
00:31okay oh you already like somebody what girl don't be dumb it's that girl it's the girl who
00:42teaches with you what is it French Spanish history history yes shit shit shit what's her name what's
00:49your name I'm Mallory Mallory yes you should ask Mallory out on a date okay what you should okay
01:02okay okay yes I will yeah yeah yeah okay you're not going to are you probably not oh oh my
01:14god
01:16sorry fine here give me your phone I'll swipe boys for you please you are not a swipe boys
01:23rude it's true I'll swipe like what would you say to that guy I'd be like hey you're a boy
01:29oh yeah that sounds promising yep want a ride no thanks see ya
01:55not a freak no thanks see ya
02:04you got sued you got suedorton mitt I don't wanna get sued or anything to prove to rent
02:12show me what you may getverbs do pewdiepe
02:12what's in it reallyQué me are except for this app for him, I don't want to do anything
02:19See you at dinner?
02:20Of course.
02:21Wait, what are we having?
02:23Japanese curry.
02:34Hello.
02:36Hey Trace.
02:37Hello.
02:38Nice place.
02:40Mallory, this is my roommate Tracy.
02:43Tracy, this is...
02:45Mallory.
02:46Hi.
02:46It's nice to finally meet you.
02:50I'm sorry, Becca just invited me over for dinner.
02:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
02:54It's not a problem at all.
02:56It's nice to finally meet you.
02:58I told her you and I were making Japanese curry, and she was like,
03:01Oh my God, I love Japanese curry.
03:03Awesome.
03:05Well, Trace and I are big after work beer people, but we also have water, iced tea.
03:11Yeah, let me help you with that.
03:13Yeah, beer sounds great.
03:14Okay, great.
03:14Three beers then.
03:21Huh.
03:23What?
03:24Looks like we only have two left.
03:27Ah, shit.
03:29You know, guys, that's fine.
03:30I don't have to have one.
03:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:33You two should have them.
03:35You sure?
03:36Yeah.
03:38Well, Mallory brought wine.
03:40Do you want that?
03:41Yes.
03:41Yes, we bought some on our way over.
03:45Cool.
03:46Thanks.
03:46Thanks.
03:50Thank you very much.
03:51Let me show you around over here.
03:54Jordan.
03:57Remember earlier when I was telling you how, uh, this personal work is up there.
04:03But I think you discovered.
04:05Uh-huh, okay.
04:06Yeah.
04:06Discovered.
04:07I'm like probably the only person.
04:08I mean, you reminded me of, uh, the bonus.
04:12But that's okay.
04:13I suck.
04:13Um, but, um, Tracy.
04:16It was nice meeting you and dinner.
04:18It was great.
04:19Nice meeting you, too.
04:20I'll show you out.
04:21Sure.
04:22Okay.
04:23This was fun.
04:24I'm glad you had fun.
04:25I had fun.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
04:28Yeah.
04:297 a.m.
04:39So, how do you feel?
04:52Uh-uh.
04:53Finish that.
04:59I don't like wine.
05:04Oh, shoot.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06I forgot.
05:07It's okay.
05:14What?
05:16What?
05:17What?
05:17I asked you first.
05:19Uh, it's nothing.
05:20Nothing.
05:22I'm great.
05:24This wine.
05:27It's great.
05:29Mmm.
05:32Yum, yum.
05:34I'm gonna hate it.
05:35Mm-hmm.
05:37Delish.
05:38You just said you hate wine.
05:40It's delicious.
05:42What's going on?
05:44What's going on with you?
05:46I'm asking you first.
05:49Nothing.
05:51Are you okay?
05:52Yeah.
05:54Hey, look at me.
05:56Are you okay?
06:14I'm sorry.
06:18I'm drunk.
06:19I'm okay.
06:19Yeah, I know.
06:22Okay?
06:47Hey.
06:49Hey.
06:51Hey.
06:52Are you in a hurry or something?
06:54Yep.
06:557am staff meeting.
06:58You want a ride?
06:59No, I'm good.
07:00I'm just gonna bike.
07:02Okay, I'll see you at dinner?
07:04Yep.
07:39Hey.
07:40Hey.
07:42Hey.
07:43Hey, Tracy.
07:44Definitely.
07:45Maybe an interesting side.
08:12Whatcha doing, Trace?
08:15What does it look like?
08:18You didn't have to do that by yourself.
08:21It's fine.
08:28Hey guys, ooh, cleaning out the fridge, huh, well Jesus, good for you.
08:36Did you want me to help you with that later or?
08:38No, got it covered.
08:44You know what, Beck, is it cool if I head out?
08:47No, wait, no, I think you should stay.
08:50I think I should go.
08:51Why?
08:52Got a feeling.
08:54I will see you tomorrow, though.
09:00I'm gonna go now.
09:01Okay.
09:03Bye, Tracy.
09:05See ya.
09:12You happy?
09:18What's up?
09:22Nothing's up, what could possibly be up?
09:25I don't know.
09:27Dude, are you serious right now?
09:35You don't think we have anything to talk about?
09:37You don't have anything to say to me?
09:40Not really.
09:46Wow.
09:49Okay, you know what, I was just trying to have a nice time with Mallory.
09:52Okay, can we not talk about Mallory for like just two seconds?
09:55What, do you have a problem with her?
09:56No.
09:56I have nothing against her.
09:58Then what?
09:58What?
10:00Is this...
10:01Are we just supposed to carry on as if nothing happened?
10:05Is that the plan?
10:06Yes!
10:07My plan is to live my life, Trace.
10:08That's my big plan.
10:11Anyway, it doesn't even matter.
10:12You were drunk.
10:13I'm sorry, what?
10:15Are you gonna tell me that you were drunk too?
10:18I don't know.
10:18I don't know what the fuck happened yesterday, but it shouldn't have happened.
10:25But it did.
10:26But it shouldn't have.
10:27Okay, but it did.
10:30So...
10:34Look, something happened to me last night.
10:38Something happened.
10:42I felt something.
10:46I did.
10:47No, you didn't.
10:49What the fuck?
10:50You can't say that to me.
10:52Yes, I can.
10:53You like boys, Tracey.
10:55You're not gay.
10:56I know I'm not gay, but that's...
10:58But what?
11:03You're the one who told me it's a spectrum.
11:06Yeah, it's a spectrum, but it's not.
11:08Kiss your best friend because she's gay and you're lonely.
11:15You kissed me back.
11:24Look, I'm really sorry about what happened.
11:28I...
11:29I feel shitty about it.
11:31But...
11:32That's it.
11:35It was a mistake.
11:47You don't have any feelings for me.
11:51No.
11:54You're sure?
11:58Yeah.
12:01Are we...
12:03Are we done here?
12:14Who's gonna work?
12:17I think that's good.
12:18Looks good.
12:19What's this?
12:19I'm gonna stop it here.
12:22I feel like I'm not human.
12:22I feel like I'm not human.
12:24I feel like I'm not human.
12:24I'm not human.
12:24I'm not human.
12:26I'm not human.
12:32I'm like human.
12:33And I'm not human.
13:04Hey.
13:13I'm sorry.
13:16I'm sorry if I fucked this all up.
13:30You didn't fuck it all up.
13:37I'm sorry.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:49I'm sorry.
13:59I don't know.
14:27I don't know.
15:02I don't know.
15:30I don't know.
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