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Aired (May 16, 2026): Halong inis at aliw ang pagkukuwento ni Kelvin Miranda tungkol sa umano’y scam audition experience nito. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals

Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!

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00:04But this is what I want to know.
00:07I'm sure there is.
00:09It's amazing.
00:10But how much?
00:12The indecent proposals.
00:14Do you have indecent proposals?
00:17There!
00:17I have indecent proposals.
00:20Yes.
00:21How can I reach out to you?
00:23Maybe other people who are watching.
00:26And anonymous.
00:28Anonymous.
00:30How can other people tell you?
00:32What are you saying to me?
00:34I'm telling you.
00:35But this is Chayo.
00:37Maybe when you start with
00:39you want to help.
00:42You help me with that.
00:44Then,
00:46you entertain the person.
00:49I realized that it will help me.
00:53Do you have something?
00:53That's for me.
00:54It will help me with that.
00:55It will help me with that.
00:57I asked that.
00:58I asked that.
01:00It's an instinct.
01:01I mean,
01:02why?
01:03I told you that you can help me with that.
01:06It's true.
01:07Even though,
01:08sometimes,
01:09I say that I want to help.
01:11Because I want to be a good person.
01:12There is no responsibility of the people.
01:14It is not because it's not a problem.
01:16It's not a problem.
01:17Why is my purpose?
01:19What purpose is it?
01:19What goal is it?
01:20Do you have to be a good intention?
01:23It is a good intention?
01:24It's just pure?
01:25It..
01:26They help them because it fulfills them.
01:31It fulfills them.
01:31Yes, there are such people.
01:33There are such people.
01:36If you don't have the energy,
01:39there are an offbeat.
01:41You can say something to this,
01:44because I don't care.
01:46It's like an effect.
01:47It's like an effect.
01:49But you can see the language of your body.
01:53I don't care about it.
01:56I don't care about it.
01:58I don't care about it.
02:00She doesn't want it to happen.
02:01She doesn't want it to happen.
02:01Or the proposal.
02:04Or the result.
02:07The result.
02:08So, there are women?
02:11There are.
02:11There are.
02:12There are.
02:13There are.
02:14But now,
02:17if I know that there is a proposal,
02:20or there are people who want to come along with me.
02:23Of course,
02:23who are people that are open, open,
02:26or too high the wall?
02:27I have to be able to entertain people.
02:29Which is,
02:30I have to be able to entertain people.
02:31I have to be able to entertain them.
02:33I have to be able to entertain them.
02:33But,
02:34I don't want to say that you are negative people.
02:37And I don't believe that you can't change them.
02:41So,
02:42I feel like,
02:44I don't want to entertain them.
02:46I don't want to entertain them.
02:49Because,
02:50it's also a mistake.
02:52When you get one,
02:54you know what other people are aware.
02:56Last time,
02:57I encountered a scammer
02:59that I wanted to be able to entertain them.
03:01Really?
03:01Oh, really?
03:02I think,
03:03I don't know.
03:04I don't know.
03:05I don't know.
03:05I don't know.
03:07But I don't know.
03:09I don't know.
03:11I don't know.
03:15You're wrong.
03:16You are like, for a long time, you're not going to be the best.
03:18I will not be able to leave the house.
03:20Because I want to live with you.
03:22I think that he's lost.
03:22You're young.
03:22Guys, I'm here.
03:23Guys, I'm here.
03:26Check out.
03:27Gmail.
03:28It's a validator.
03:30You're being a good answer.
03:31You're the wrong situation.
03:33No, I'm not reasonable.
03:36I don't know.
03:36I ask, what is that?
03:39When I am going, you know me, how are I?
03:42How do I need to go?
03:44I mean, when I got a job, you have to pay...
03:46I said, I have a decent price for you.
03:48The answer to you is that it's like a tongue.
03:53So what happened there?
03:56This is what happened.
03:58I fell in my room, I fell in my room, I fell in my room, I fell in my room.
04:03Of course, I fell in my room.
04:05But before I understand what people said, I really need to be a moony moony for a while.
04:11I need to turn my head off.
04:13I really fell in my room.
04:15I fell in my room.
04:15Wait a minute, Ma.
04:16Just a minute.
04:17Just a minute.
04:19I'm just a minute.
04:19I'm just a minute.
04:21What's that?
04:22I'm just a minute.
04:22You're a bit irritable.
04:24Oh Ma, what's that?
04:26Why is your hand like that?
04:27Emergency?
04:28That's right.
04:31You're afraid of your hand.
04:32Why?
04:32Because it's your manager.
04:37There's a proposal to you for Viber.
04:40You read it.
04:41I said, I'm still asleep.
04:42How can I read it?
04:44I'm still asleep.
04:45I'm still asleep.
04:45I'm still asleep.
04:46I'm not asleep.
04:47I'm not asleep.
04:48So, I called Miss Annette to her.
04:53Wait.
04:54I said, Oop.
04:55It's a big name.
04:56I'm still asleep.
04:57I'm still asleep.
04:58I'm still asleep.
04:59What's happening with Miss Annette?
05:01So, I'm still asleep.
05:03I didn't send it to Taranta.
05:05I'm still asleep.
05:05But I'm still asleep.
05:06Why do you call Miss Annette to me?
05:09Out of nowhere?
05:10Yes.
05:10Why do you feel like that?
05:12Abrupt.
05:13I'm still asleep.
05:14So, I didn't do that.
05:18I was asleep.
05:19I was asleep.
05:20I was asleep to my manager.
05:21I was asleep.
05:21Is it true?
05:22I was asleep.
05:24He was asleep.
05:25He was asleep.
05:25Of course.
05:26It's an opportunity.
05:27It's an opportunity.
05:28It's an opportunity.
05:29He explained it to me.
05:29He was asleep.
05:32He gave me a message to my recruiter.
05:36Annette.
05:36Miss Annette.
05:38Hi, Kelvin.
05:39Good morning.
05:40I hope.
05:40Ano ka, ganyan-ganyan.
05:41Teka lang, tumawa?
05:42The way mag-chat.
05:44Text lang.
05:45Text lang.
05:45So, parang,
05:47in-imagine ko talaga.
05:50Miss Annette.
05:51Hindi siya ganito.
05:52Hindi siya ganito makipag-usap.
05:55Aba, mayroong pang ano.
05:56Hindi siya ganito makipag-usap.
05:58Hindi.
05:59Tsaka, hindi naman siya dumay-direction
06:00ng ganun sa artista.
06:02Oo.
06:03Tapak-a-chill na tao nga.
06:05Tsaka, yung unat ang sabi,
06:06Hey!
06:07Close.
06:08Miss Annette Poo yun ah.
06:10Hey!
06:11Na-delete na dito,
06:13pero,
06:14may something talaga na-off sa message.
06:16Parang,
06:19ginugodlock niya ako sa parang,
06:20galangin ko daw yung, parang,
06:22yung recruiter kasi international, ganyan.
06:25In-explain niya dun sa text na parang,
06:30ikaw yung naiisip ko para dun sa role.
06:33Kaya mong gawin.
06:34So, ano daw yung role?
06:35Parang,
06:35daring daw, ganyan.
06:37Tapos, parang,
06:38serious,
06:39offbeat,
06:40ganyan.
06:40So, maganda daw na gawin ko yun.
06:42Parang,
06:43ang ganda, no?
06:43Serious, offbeat.
06:44Nag-agree ako,
06:45pero,
06:47agree to disagree.
06:48Parang gano'n.
06:49So, ano yung hiningi niya sa'yo?
06:51O, yun nga,
06:51dumating na,
06:52nag-text na yung parang director,
06:54ganyan na sinasabi na.
06:55Ibang number din.
06:56O,
06:56kailangan,
06:57maayos yung itsura mo,
06:58komportable ka,
06:59nasa tahimi ka ng lugar.
07:00So, parang,
07:03i-explain ko na lang sa,
07:04ano,
07:04sa,
07:05sa call.
07:06So,
07:07if ready ka na tumawag ako sa'yo,
07:10sabihin mo lang anytime
07:11para makapagsimula na tayo.
07:13So, ikaw lang ba mag-isa dyan?
07:15Huh?
07:15So,
07:16bakit gano'n?
07:17Nararampdaman ko talaga.
07:18O, parang,
07:18ang takas talaga ng,
07:19ano ko doon,
07:20nang iniisip ko na,
07:21hindi talaga normal.
07:23Oo.
07:23Pero, benefit of the doubt pa rin.
07:25Sige.
07:26Pumaal ka ako,
07:27tumawag kami.
07:28Pag ito,
07:28hindi ito nag-on cam,
07:30doon pa lang,
07:31confirm ko na,
07:32kahit hindi niya sabihin sa'kin na,
07:34peke ito.
07:35So, parang,
07:37kinestion ko yun once.
07:38Sabi ko,
07:38pwede po ba kayo mag-on ng camera
07:40so,
07:41we get comfortable to each other?
07:43Kasi,
07:44hindi ako comfortable lang,
07:45hindi ko nakikita yung kausap ko.
07:47So,
07:47if you don't mind,
07:49with respect,
07:50sabi ko,
07:50pa-open po nung camera.
07:52Sabi ko,
07:53para lang sa,
07:54assurance,
07:55hindi ko na sinabing assurance,
07:56pero,
07:57yun yung ginawa ko reason.
07:58Hindi siya pumayag,
07:59nag-galit,
07:59binaba,
08:00nag-message si Miss Anit sa akin
08:02na parang nag-galit.
08:03Bakit ko daw,
08:04undisrespectful ko daw?
08:05Kasi,
08:07ang dami ko daw question sa,
08:08ano,
08:09sa director.
08:09Ba't ko daw siya kinu-question?
08:11Sabi ko,
08:12sige po,
08:12hindi ko na po question.
08:13Sabi niya po,
08:13ready na ako.
08:14So,
08:14ang ngayon ginawa ko,
08:15bago ko pa siya i-record,
08:17nagtanim na ako nung camera,
08:18na-re-record ko na siya.
08:21So,
08:22nakuha ko yung boses niya.
08:23Oh!
08:25Eh,
08:25kinakausap ko ito yung Miss Anit ko,
08:27no?
08:27Hindi,
08:28yung director na.
08:29parang,
08:29okay lang ba?
08:31Parang ganyan,
08:32kailangan kasi dito,
08:33may iksena kasi with,
08:35Catherine Bernardo,
08:36tapos,
08:37na dami pa siya na din lustre.
08:39So,
08:39parang,
08:40ano to?
08:40So,
08:41ano nga?
08:42Pinapain niya ba yung?
08:43Scam ka!
08:45Scam ka huy!
08:46Ganun yung nasa uta ko.
08:48Pinapagubad ka ba niya?
08:49So,
08:49nagubad niya?
08:49So,
08:49pagubad rin ako.
08:52As in,
08:53pinagubad ako,
08:53sabi ko.
08:54Wait lang po ah.
08:56Ano ko lang.
08:57Sabi ko,
08:58wait lang po ah.
08:59Parang,
08:59ipuwesto ko lang yung camera.
09:01So,
09:02pinuwesto ko yung camera.
09:04Tapos,
09:05nag
09:06s**t sa kanya sa'yo.
09:10Tapos,
09:10bigla niya binaba.
09:11Ganun talaga.
09:12Huwag mo ka isahan.
09:13Hindi mo ka may isahan.
09:15Maraming nang sumubok sa'kin yun,
09:16pero hindi ka tatagos, boy.
09:18Oh!
09:19Tatagos, boy.
09:20Youngstana since day one.
09:21Tatagos, boy.
09:23Hindi ka tatagos, boy.
09:24Parang ganun.
09:25Ganun na ganun yung nangyari.
09:27Hanggang sa yung mga indecent proposal na yan.
09:29Saka, nung nagchat ka,
09:30nagchat ulit yung Miss Annette ko, no?
09:31Hindi na.
09:32Hindi na.
09:33Bakit mo sa ***?
09:34Alam mo,
09:35tawagan natin si Miss Annette ngayon.
09:37Hindi na, hindi na.
09:37I-phone call natin si Miss Annette.
09:39Hindi na, hindi na.
09:41Hindi na siya tumawag.
09:42Anything, wala na.
09:44Sabi ko, scam yun sir.
09:45Naniwala ka?
09:47Ang galing nga eh.
09:48Naniwala ka?
09:49Ang galing nga eh.
09:50Ang galing nga eh.
09:51Hindi ka pa makikiramdam.
09:52Dapat,
09:53next time,
09:54sa'yo pa lang,
09:55ano na.
09:55So, may nascam?
09:56Meron.
09:56May mga nascam siya.
09:57Itong nangyayari na to,
09:59hindi mo siya mararamdamang totoo eh.
10:02O parang daw yung makipag-usap.
10:02Walang anggol yung totoo.
10:04Pero di ba yung mga picture-like survivor,
10:06meron picture pa eh di ba?
10:07Wala.
10:08Oo, may picture siya,
10:09pero di mo mamumukaan.
10:10Anonymous talaga dun.
10:12Ewan ko, kahit sa AI,
10:13nakikita ko talaga pagpeke sa katotoo eh.
10:15Kahit anong parang,
10:16hindi totoo yan.
10:17Parang ano yan?
10:18Oo.
10:19Hala siguro nila po,
10:20hugi ka lang.
10:21Parang ano to?
10:23Tanga?
10:24Oo.
10:24Tanga ba?
10:26Ba't susubukan mo ka sa ganun?
10:28At this kahit hot na hot siya, smart.
10:31Half a week.
10:32Ya?
10:33Hala siguro nila po,
10:34Personali pernah yung totoo.
10:37Harili minimad難度.
10:38a ty ande oling deo,
10:39Joe business traininghen extro話.
10:40Papi ha kraluan me notở.
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