00:02If we don't do something, the entire global hierarchical system will collapse.
00:08And I know exactly what we should do about it.
00:11Making President Donald G. Troom Lord and Master of the Universe!
00:15Starting World War III!
00:18I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD!
00:20The topic is saving the status quo using propaganda through culture.
00:24I WANT THE WORLD OUT OF MYSELF!
00:28You wanna time out?
00:29Mm-mm.
00:30Then shut up.
00:31I thought this meeting was for adults.
00:33Remember, this is top secret information.
00:35I don't want any leaks.
00:37I'm all ears, you fools.
00:39Why are we, the rich and powerful, having a meeting in this bad-shaped wooden building?
00:45It's disguised, so perhaps this plan is the most diabolical and inhumane.
00:50But I don't care!
00:51Tell him, reboots.
00:55They're going to be destroying all the great pop culture entertainment media and replace them with reboots.
01:01I heard it all.
01:02They admitted to everything.
01:03Ignoring the unions of artists and entertainment workers.
01:06Cancelled media that's already made.
01:09Using tax write-offs as an excuse.
01:11Using AI to replace everyone, everywhere, and everything.
01:15And the new entertainment is going to be just as bad as they are now.
01:19We gotta do something about it!
01:21We need to come together.
01:21May I make some suggestions?
01:24I brought muffins.
01:25One of my people is already stopping the enemy as we speak.
01:29So there's no need to worry.
01:30But why reboots?
01:32Isn't that just taking something great in pop culture and changing everything?
01:36So it's all things to everyone?
01:37So it can make the most profit?
01:39Even though the majority of the time it's absolute crap?
01:41Well that's all true.
01:43But when was America and Western civilization great?
01:45Before the 1960s counterculture era and before the golden age of animation?
01:50Cartoons and slapstick comedy, especially satire and parody, has made people think for themselves.
01:58And we cannot allow that to happen.
02:00It will destroy the status quo.
02:01Now the Trump-Nixon-McCarthy approach isn't working, in my opinion.
02:06We need to do it through kindness, of toxic positivity, and over-political correctness.
02:11Wink wink nudge nudge.
02:12I brought muffins by the way.
02:14We must show the powerful how civilized we are.
02:17Cooperate.
02:18You see?
02:18That's the key.
02:19Non-partisan reform.
02:21Centricism.
02:21Agree to disagree, but listen to far-right.
02:24Agh!
02:25Traitor!
02:25You're a spy!
02:26That does it.
02:27We're going over there.
02:28Now!
02:29What was that?
02:29Look!
02:30The walls are moving!
02:33We are the many, you are the few.
