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Deadloch S02E01
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00:18I remember when Rock was young, me and Tilly had so much fun
00:23Sorry, we went to the wrong crop tour
00:25Yep, one of those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour
00:28Then they left and they got walked through, probably
00:30Yeah, we'll just wait for these boat coming
00:32Yep
00:34Right, Leon, don't you have to see?
00:36It's Neil, not
00:37Yeah, songbabe
00:38Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jump and Crock Tours
00:42I'm Amber, Don's daughter
00:44My husband, Brent, is a skipper
00:45And my little brother with a pole is called Troy
00:47Isn't that right, Troy?
00:48Yeah
00:48Yeah, alright, so, safety stuff
00:50Hands and feet inside the boat at all times
00:53Any questions?
00:54Yeah, who are the traditional owners here?
00:56Yeah, so, my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s
00:59Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs
01:02Way before, right?
01:04Okay, alright bud
01:06Let's go!
01:10Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc
01:14You want to gouge out its eyes
01:16But what are they being, Troy?
01:17Naive
01:17That's right, they're being naive
01:19As my dad Don always says
01:21If you're getting attacked by a croc
01:23You're not surviving
01:24You're dying
01:26Okay
01:26Look over here
01:28You'll see your first croc
01:30Old scrubber
01:31See?
01:32Can you all see that?
01:33Can you see that?
01:33There it is!
01:34Everyone can see that?
01:34Good, no refunds
01:36Troy?
01:37Hold
01:43Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today
01:55Now, you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc
01:58But it's not
01:59No, it's not
02:00Old scrubber here's only three metres
02:02Because she's just a girl
02:04Our bullcroc along here is Goliath
02:075.3 metres, teeth to tail
02:09He's the boss
02:10And he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory
02:13I have the strongest bite balls of any living animal
02:15The equivalent
02:16Fuck of those ladder crops
02:17I'm still in there
02:18Hey, you what?
02:20You rack up!
02:21The border is the big white grass
02:24Bullshit in this, bud!
02:25Ram him, bud
02:26Ram him
02:27You look like a shaved dick
02:33No, Sambo!
02:35What?
02:37Holy shit
02:38Which bull is it?
02:40Is it Goliath?
02:40Use the pulse
02:41Flip him
02:42Fucking flip him
02:43Come on
02:44Give him a big one
02:45It's not the wrong one
02:46Fuck
02:47Wait
02:47What the fuck's that?
02:50It's better
02:53AHHHHH
03:17I got you
03:19Push my knack, push my knack, push in the tree
03:26I got you
03:27I got you
03:27I got you
03:28I got you
03:30I got you
03:33Alan
03:33Alan
03:34No, Eddie, don't get in there
03:36Alan
03:36I was getting out, Eddie
03:37Hey, I've got you
03:38A new superintendent of our police attitude
03:41What's his name?
03:42Boles Hulton
03:42McCauley Cuffin, yeah
03:43Yeah
03:44He just called
03:45He said we could talk about bushing today
03:46Come on
03:47I break the surface tension
03:47Oh, I'm a slip string
03:51Alright, here's the plan
03:52Okay, we go into HQ
03:53And we go
03:54Oi, listen up, cunts
03:55Bushy's death was sus as fuck
03:57Okay
03:57We reckon he was definitely investigating something
04:00And that's what got him killed
04:01And there we go
04:01You lot
04:02Have obviously been too busy
04:04Sitting around
04:04Licking your own fucking dickholes
04:06To see what's been happening here
04:07So you need a toodle fuck
04:09And let us want the case
04:10Capisce?
04:11Or comprende?
04:12Let's give those lazy cunts a rash
04:15Oh, sake, Collins
04:16That's liquid garlic
04:18I didn't think that you were doing
04:19What you ended up doing
04:20I didn't know you were going to dance
04:21Can you tell me if my ponytail is strange?
04:24Strange it can get for a
04:25I don't
04:26Look, there's no easy way to say this
04:28But Detective Bushman committed suicide
04:31The bullet they found in his skull
04:32Match ballistics
04:33Which confirmed that it was discharged
04:34From his own service weapon
04:35Oh, yeah, I'm terribly sorry
04:38No
04:40No
04:41Something's got the wrong end of the deal
04:43With that one
04:45Well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist
04:47Also said that he was struggling with depression
04:51Hypertension, complex PTSD
04:54Suicidal ideation
04:55Yeah, but that's just cop stuff
04:57Everyone talks about blowing their brains out
05:00After a few beers
05:00It's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
05:04There was also a note
05:06Yeah, his wife Holly found it
05:08When she was packing up the home
05:09Um, you'll mention, Detective Reckford
05:12Uh
05:14Look, I know how rough this is
05:17I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago
05:19And I did not cope
05:21And I started drinking
05:22I got heavily into capoeira
05:24You know what, that's probably
05:25That's probably just a note from some other time, I think
05:27There was another time?
05:28Well, no, he's dated it and initialed it
05:31So it's quite thorough, really
05:32You know what, I'm just going to take this
05:34And give it a rigged, Colby
05:36Alright, would you like some comfort?
05:38No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine
05:39I'm fine, I can read now, sir
05:41Oh, dear, look
05:42We can offer the detective counselling
05:43Or leave a support dog
05:45A therapy puppet
05:46Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment
05:49It's just probably less training, that's all
05:51Well, folks, the dry season's over
05:53And the rains are coming
05:55So that means it's time for our build-up sales
05:57We've got tankinis
05:59Monokinis
06:00Cutouts
06:00Bokinis
06:03So, um
06:22So you and your husband
06:23Uh, my wife
06:24Oh, right, yeah
06:25No, that's good, too
06:27Better, actually
06:27I voted yes
06:29So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved
06:32Will you be heading back to Tassie?
06:34Uh, no plans to go back
06:37No, no, I was considering a lateral transfer
06:41I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case
06:45Oh, um, yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Hamar
06:50Okay, all right
06:51Well, I've tried suggesting people for his team before
06:54And I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
06:56Only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses
06:58Right, right
06:59Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately
07:02Uh-huh
07:03Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
07:06You know, incredible beaches
07:08Well, not for the swimming, obviously
07:09With the Crocs and the jellyfish
07:11And the undetonated World War II bombs
07:12Yeah, but these waterfalls, they're spectacular
07:26Well, she took his own life
07:34Yes, he did
07:35Oh, that's awful
07:35How's any?
07:37Got any King Pythons?
07:39Only in Jumbo Packers
07:40Fuck!
07:41Does she have any family here?
07:43Like a support network?
07:44No
07:45Uh, we saw Holly and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
07:49And said she never wanted to hear from anyone in Territory Police ever again
07:51Well, I'm glad Eddie's been offered counselling
07:53She needs a therapist
07:54Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys
07:56Did you want to enter the competition for Jason Way's big Barrow Bash and Enzyme?
07:59The Golden Barrow's 200k this year
08:01No
08:04Or you can sign up for the Bash and Enzyme raffle and win a jet ski
08:06It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever
08:09All right, hand it over
08:12Okay, so what's the plan now?
08:14We have noodles and...
08:15No, no, the plan plan besides going to a waterfall
08:17Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring
08:20No, not work, sexy life
08:23Let's drive around Australia
08:24Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney and I've left all my book clubs
08:27Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians
08:28It's either a road trip or we run for Parliament
08:30And I could get into surfing
08:31And you could get into something weather-y
08:34Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt
08:37You love the weather
08:38And I could get some of those rubber boots so you don't get electrocuted
08:41Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
08:45Yeah, okay, yeah, I need to...
08:47The rubber boots can weigh
08:47Yes
08:48Can't they?
08:48Yeah, okay
08:48Because we need to focus on what's important right now
08:50And that is Eddie, isn't it?
08:52Yes
08:52She needs our love and our support
08:54And a float at a waterfall
08:56It's only a little bit crocky
08:58What's a little bit crocky?
09:00Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski
09:02Okay
09:03Yeah, we've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
09:05Who entered 48 times in a row
09:08Uh, Eddie...
09:09Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry
09:11You know, for making me put your life on hold
09:14And for dragging you all the way up here
09:16It's fine
09:16Collins, I'm sorry the Bushy's investigation was a bust
09:19And now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
09:21And, you know, you look like shit all the time
09:23Because of the humidity
09:24Oh, her hair curl routine just needs tweaking
09:28Anyway, I'm going to piss off
09:30Though you go back to your gay marriage
09:32What?
09:32You're going?
09:33Yeah, yeah
09:33Got plenty of stuff to get onto
09:35You've got this bag of snakes
09:36About to win a jet ski
09:37So that'll keep me busy
09:38Anyway, point is
09:38This is the end
09:39The end of the Frenchie
09:41Oi, Alira
09:42Which way's the desert?
09:46Righto
09:47Too-ra
09:49Eddie, wait!
09:50Nah, you're right
09:50Dulcy, do something
09:51I'll get my sports mask
09:52From the sleepy nook in the camper
09:53Uh, Detective Dulcy Collins
09:55Cat, you got the keys?
09:56No, Dulcy's got them
09:57Oh, Superintendent Culkin
09:58Hey, just wait
09:59We can talk about this
10:00We're at a petrol station in
10:03Dick's River
10:03Dick's River
10:04Oh, no, no, Dirk's River
10:05Uh, Dirk, no, Dirk's River
10:06There's no Dirk's
10:07It's not
10:09How can I help you?
10:11How can we help?
10:31All right
10:34Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
10:38I'm not supposed to fucking know
10:39You think it's male or female?
10:40I don't know how this croc identified
10:41Oh, don't be smart
10:43I meant the arm
10:44I know what you meant
10:45Someone to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit
10:49I put the police tape up
10:50Stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad
10:53I've done plenty, okay?
10:54Come on, let's go
10:55Look, if we run fast enough
10:56We can catch up with Catherine the waterfall
10:58Yeah, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide
11:01Get here, don't make that face
11:02Well, he is not my boss
11:03And neither are you
11:04So, stiff clitties
11:05Stiff clitties?
11:06Oh, lovely
11:06Put this crap with this
11:07I want to work with you lot
11:08Oh, hey
11:10I've got to go piss
11:11No, you just went
11:12I've got UTI, okay?
11:13It's like fire ants in my aretha
11:15Oi, listen
11:16You cops need to fuck off
11:18We've got a tour coming through here in 45 and I'm not cancelling
11:20I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon bummed on her shoes
11:23$55
11:24Well, no, no
11:25We will not leave, ma'am
11:26Because this is a crime scene
11:28This is not a crime scene
11:29This is my private property
11:30How dare you?
11:33What the fuck are you doing here?
11:35I'm not here
11:35I'm not me, so
11:36You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those blood shit polarised lenses
11:40Hey, Andre
11:41Sorry, what is happening here?
11:42You need to fuck off
11:43She's barred from here
11:43Okay, my dad barred her from here
11:45Pat, pat
11:46She's barred from here
11:46Eddie
11:48It's not on, Pat
11:49Get her out
11:49She knows you're welcome home
11:51What do you mean welcome home?
11:52Home as in home
11:54Home
11:54You're from Barracree
11:55No, no
11:56Remember the last time I saw you?
11:57You probably don't
11:58Rolling drunk she was
12:00Out on the highway with some dog
12:02Having a fight with a tree
12:03How long are you home for?
12:04I'm not home, okay?
12:05I hate this fucking town
12:06I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains
12:09Well, piss off then
12:10Before Dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene
12:12Oh, great
12:13Look, the juice squad is right
12:14That's perfect, Tony Pat
12:15It's been lovely
12:16Good luck with your life
12:17Have a great one
12:17And Amber, you can suck a fuck
12:20Colin, meet you in the car park
12:22I'm calling Cass
12:22Who's this?
12:23It's not with Dirk Smith, boys
12:25What the fuck?
12:25That's Detective Blunt
12:27He's on the backpacker case
12:29What's he doing here?
12:31Alright, clear the scene
12:32We've got it from here
12:44What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
12:46Small to medium
12:46Fucking small to medium
12:47Fuck
12:48Steve, you got that photo?
12:50Alright
12:52Yep, I called it
12:54The arm's got the same tattoo
12:55See?
12:55Both lavender
12:56That's her flower tattoo
12:57It's Abba
12:58It's Abba's arm
12:58Swedish girl's got to eat
12:59They got eaten by Crocs
13:00100%
13:01Put that on ice
13:02Send it to the fiancé
13:03Where's my phone?
13:04I'm calling the senator
13:04Detective?
13:05Hold on, mate
13:05Yes, as suspected
13:07Detective?
13:07Yep
13:07Sorry, can I
13:08Shit news
13:09Can I just
13:09I'll tell you what
13:09If you call for that Croc
13:10Colc, Senator
13:11I'm going to back you 200%, mate
13:12Yeah, you have my
13:13Hang on, Russ, sorry
13:14I've got a tourist here
13:16Oh
13:16This is a crime scene
13:17Yes, I know
13:18I'm Detective Collins
13:19Superintendent Colc
13:20And called me into assist
13:21That pinko greenie
13:22Of course he fucking did
13:24Senator, sorry
13:24Can I call you back, mate?
13:25Thank you
13:26So you think that
13:27That arm belongs to
13:28One of the Swedish backpackers?
13:29No, I don't think
13:30I know
13:31Right
13:31Yes, right
13:33Well, I worked as a detective
13:34For 15 years
13:35And I just completed
13:36Five years in Tasmania
13:37So if an extra pair of hands
13:40Is needed to figure out
13:41The victim's last movements
13:42I can answer
13:42Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
13:43Yes
13:44What's your name again?
13:45Dulce Collins
13:46You're that dead lake bird
13:47Ah
13:48You know you're the talk
13:49Of the group chat
13:49How you fucked up
13:50An investigation so royally
13:51You got three innocent men killed
13:54One of them was
13:55A serial killer, actually
13:57Yeah, well, look
13:57Thanks for the offer
13:58But I don't need any help
13:59You know, particularly from
14:00Nancy Drew's fucking stretched out
14:01Addict twin
14:02Have a good one
14:03Okay, boys
14:04We're going to do this presser
14:05What do you reckon
14:06Aviation's on or off?
14:07On?
14:08Yeah, I reckon on
14:08I reckon on
14:16So which rock was it then, Nick?
14:18I don't know which one it is, Isaac
14:19It's too busted up
14:20Is it a bull from another part of the river?
14:22Like Wopper from Dirk's River
14:23Or Cyclops
14:24Or Dunker
14:25Broken in that nightclub
14:26Busted your ear bones, Kaz
14:27I already said
14:28I don't know
14:28Whoever he is
14:29He's fucking massive
14:30Maybe it was Mega Man
14:31Oh my god, shut up
14:36Cuff, falling
14:41Eddie
14:43This is about me not telling you
14:45I was from here
14:46Fuck me
14:47Not even three hours
14:48In this rat hole
14:49It's already taken its toll
14:49Haven't you, Collins?
14:50You look like the bones are
14:51Raspinable
14:52Nothing happened
14:52In water
14:53Sorry I'm late
14:54I got caught talking to lesbians
14:56There were so many of them
14:57And they were all so beautiful
14:59Waterfalls
14:59Waterfalls
14:59I mean
15:00There were only two confirmed lesbians
15:01And they were both very sunburned
15:03Okay
15:03Alright, Kath
15:04Let's get out of here
15:05She's a seat at the Garland Ski Club
15:06With my ass's name on it
15:07Oh no, no
15:08We can't drive anywhere
15:09The campervan company said
15:10We're not allowed to drive
15:11On the highway after dark
15:12Because of the buffaloes
15:13But I've hooked us into
15:14The Barracrete Caravan Park
15:16For the night
15:17Fuck
15:18What?
15:19Have you stayed there before?
15:20Are the toilets bad?
15:48Are the toilets bad?
15:50Backpacker Ever-Earling
15:51Was the victim of a croc attack
15:52We also believe
15:53That it's only a matter of time
15:54Before we recover
15:55The remains of one
15:57Astrodalberg
15:57It's pretty clear
15:58That Ever went into the water
15:59At Crossley's Crossing
16:00At some time
16:01Probably have a skinny dip
16:02Yeah
16:03And she's been taken
16:04By a bullcrop
16:05And then that bullcrop
16:06Has choked on her arm
16:07And floated upstream
16:07To Barracrete Creek
16:08Where it was discovered
16:08We need to start
16:10Culling the bastards
16:11The Swedes?
16:12No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit
16:14The bloody crocs
16:16They've taken over
16:17I'll be walking on land next
16:19Okay, my love
16:21Is Eddie joining us?
16:22I've got us the
16:22Inu and kangaroo sausages
16:23They're the house special
16:24Okay, so the pub has new owners
16:26Lynn and Mary
16:26Both straight for now
16:28But life's long, isn't it?
16:29It is
16:30What's that, Eddie?
16:31Oh my God
16:32Look at her
16:32Look at her little
16:33Topknot dolls
16:35I know she doesn't have
16:36Any family in town
16:37So anyone she wants
16:38To catch up with
16:38While we're here
16:39We could throw a barbecue
16:40We just need a barbecue
16:42Actually, I'm going to
16:43Buy us a barbecue
16:43Is that the backpackers?
16:45Yeah, Lynn said
16:45They weren't here
16:49I wonder where
16:50Eddie's got to
17:07G'day everyone
17:08So, uh, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight
17:12But now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers honour
17:14Which is nice
17:15No one likes your effin' bingo
17:17Take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird
17:19Or Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week
17:22What are you doing?
17:24Oh, nothing
17:25That's a
17:26That's a train
17:29If that's a train
17:30You need an MRI
17:31It looks like an arm
17:32That's what's going on
17:33I promise I won't freak out
17:35I'm doing so much work on myself
17:36At the moment
17:36It's basically evolved into a cosmic head
17:39Oh, Kath
17:41Blunt made an ID on the arm today
17:44Without any forensics input
17:45Just based on a tattoo on an arm
17:48That had been used as a reptile's chew toy
17:50Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
17:52I don't know
17:53I don't know
17:53But it's frustrating
17:54I don't have access to the crime scene photos
17:56Because I'm not working the case
17:57You see, Blunt said that the backpackers were last seen
18:00At Crossley's Crossing
18:01But look at that mirror over there
18:02How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
18:05We're 50 kilometres upstream
18:06Last call for bingo
18:07Kath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
18:10What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
18:13Those missing women could still be out there
18:15And that's to say
18:16Nothing of the actual person whose arm was found today
18:19What about them?
18:20The way this is being investigated
18:21It's just not right
18:23Do you remember what I said in our marriage fails?
18:25Yes, I do remember
18:25Because all four of our parents were there
18:28I said your sense of justice
18:29Is my favourite thing about you
18:31Aside from your perfect clit
18:32Yeah, and then a month later my dad died
18:34Yeah, look
18:34If you think there's something wrong here
18:37You need to go for it
18:38We'll just keep checking in
18:39Okay?
18:41Before I get on the bingo balls
18:43I'll have a minute's silence
18:45For Astrid and Ebber
18:47I'll use the timer on my phone
18:50Okay, and
18:51Go
19:03Sorry, my bad
19:04Sorry, my bad
19:04Dad
19:29Eddie!
19:33Collins?
19:34What are you doing?
19:36I'm running to you
19:37Why are you so fucking slow?
19:40Oh Christ
19:41I'm overheating
19:41I am like a computer on a lap
19:45How does anyone move up here?
19:47The air is thicker than clag
19:50Listen
19:50Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm
19:54I can feel it
19:54No, no
19:55What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush
19:58No, that
19:59Okay, well that was not Kath's story to tell
20:01I saw the cream
20:01No, well the fungal infection under my breasts is totally irrelevant right now
20:05Look
20:05Look, the tattoos don't match
20:07Ebber's tattoo is lavender and violet
20:10And the victim's tattoo is
20:11I mean, I don't know exactly what that is
20:12But I think there's legs involved
20:14But the point is
20:15The arm from the river isn't Ebber's
20:17I think we've got a John Doe on our hands
20:19No, I don't have anything on my hands
20:20Yeah?
20:21Summer and I want to go for a swimmer now
20:23River filled with reptilian death puppies
20:25Not by problem
20:25Okay, right
20:25Well I am sending you the photo
20:26No
20:27No, I'm sending it
20:27I am sending you the photo
20:29And there it's sent
20:32Was that your phone?
20:35Oh, that was very silly
20:36Eddie, that was just a
20:37Silly, silly thing to do
20:39How are you going to make calls now?
20:40I don't care
20:40I'm not going to make a fucking call
20:41I won't make a call ever again
20:43In my whole fucking life
20:43Come on
20:46Right
20:49I understand not
20:52Not wanting to spend time in your hometown
20:57I grew up in Canberra
20:58And I didn't have many friends either
21:00I had many friends
21:01Mostly because 8pm curfew
21:04And we prayed a lot
21:05But we can't walk away from this
21:09Watch me
21:09I'll make a fucking jaunty for you
21:14Eddie
21:14Do you see me walk away?
21:17This community deserves answers
21:19Mate
21:19There is no community in Barra Creek
21:22Okay
21:22A full arm showed up
21:24But did anybody report a missing person?
21:26No
21:26No one in this town
21:28Gives a shit about anything
21:29Or anyone
21:30Okay fine
21:30That's fine
21:31Eddie
21:31You go back to Darwin
21:32You drink your coat
21:34Hoon around on your new jet ski
21:35Oh yeah
21:36Hoon around on your new jet ski
21:37That you will absolutely not win
21:38But I am staying here
21:40Because I owe it to this John Doe
21:42To at least try and ID them
21:44So what else am I going to do?
21:45I'm going to go to Alice Springs
21:46It is a lesbian social worker vortex
21:49It will suck caffeine
21:50And never let her go
21:55Your ear stuff with big fat balls
21:57I told you to fuck off
21:58I'm going home tomorrow Amber
22:00Okay so you can fucking fuck off
22:01From Dad's best best billboard
22:03Right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site
22:05This is my family's
22:06Barra Creek is Darrell country
22:08And you're not welcome after what you did
22:10I didn't fucking do anything
22:12You pot a crock in Dad's ute
22:13Oh come on
22:14It was a one metre freshie okay
22:16That was crock justice
22:17And it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand
22:18And you know what
22:19He deserved it after what he did
22:20What did he do?
22:21Don't worry about it
22:22You tried to kill him
22:24Don fucking bulldozed
22:25A roadside memorial to my mum
22:27So he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres
22:30Yeah so he could get the truck in
22:31To get the new shed in
22:32To put the boat in
22:33You rat dogs
22:34You bunch of your fucking rat dogs
22:35Mate 7.35am
22:37I'm doing the daycare drop off
22:38At Crocky Kids with a Z
22:39When I come back through here
22:41For the iced coffees
22:42I better not see you yeah
22:43My family run this town
22:45What town?
22:46It's just a fucking pub
22:47A police station
22:48A fucking bin
22:49Yeah well the joke's on your shit head
22:51Cause we've got two bins now
22:52Oh okay cool
22:53Guess what else you got two
22:54Of this one
22:54And this one
22:55Fucking sit on that
22:56Hairshot
22:57Yeah tell God to sit on it too
22:58Sit on a big one
22:59You drive a piece of shit people
23:01Leave that
23:01Fucking shit car
23:10Sorry about your mum's memorial
23:12Why?
23:13You didn't drive over it
23:14With the Komatsu
23:15Yeah
23:17Is that why you didn't tell me
23:19Barrow Creek was your hometown
23:20Because of your mum
23:21And putting a crocodile
23:23In that gentleman's car
23:25Yeah because this town
23:26Is full of shit cunts
23:27Like the Daryls
23:28Who just do whatever
23:29The fuck they want
23:30Sometimes I think
23:31The only form of justice
23:32They understand
23:33Is crop justice
23:34Oh well we can do away
23:35With the quarts then
23:36Hang on shut up
23:36Where'd you get these?
23:38Ah um
23:38A journo sent them to me
23:39They were on the boat
23:41They're the one
23:41That vomited on the
23:42Passengers sandals
23:43They beeped out to my phone
23:45There was a beeping sound
23:47That's not a crock bite
23:48What?
23:49Crocks teeth don't cut like that
23:51They just thrash you around
23:53Until you're in chunks
23:54So they can swallow you
23:56That's been chopped off
24:02Fuck
24:03It's a fucking homicide
24:06Well that's fucking great
24:07Isn't it?
24:08Now we're looking for
24:09A missing person
24:10And a fucking killer
24:12Fuck
24:12We?
24:18Yeah
24:20Yeah fuck this town
24:21Fuck
24:21Fuck a lot of them
24:22I'm like herpes
24:23I can live when I fucking want
24:24So that's
24:25Yes yes
24:26Yes fucking yes
24:27Yes you are going to say
24:27Yes yes
24:28Great yes
24:29Ow
24:30Great I'll call the superintendent
24:31First thing in the morning
24:33And we'll get the proper permissions
24:34Suck job
24:35Well that's just standard procedure Eddie
24:37You're such a cop
24:38You're a cop too
24:39Yeah but I'm like a cool cop
24:41So you are still sleeping
24:42In the camper with us tonight?
24:44Yeah of course
24:45Sleeping in my nook
24:46That's where my bag of handies is
25:08I guess that's the dinner
25:10I don't know
25:10Flaple?
25:11No
25:12Aunty Mary gave us ice cream
25:13Because mum was coming up
25:14A dead crocodile
25:15Hello
25:15What?
25:17What?
25:17Did you say a dead crocodile?
25:18Yeah a big one
25:20What's your mum do for her job?
25:21She a butcher?
25:21She's a ranger
25:22She got me the smithing shirt
25:24Oh
25:24That is a very good shirt
25:27What's that?
25:28That drawing on the billboard?
25:29Um
25:29That's a rocket
25:31That is taking off into the sky
25:34Did your mum say
25:35If she found anything else
25:36In that rock?
25:37Yeah
25:40What was it?
25:42Hey kids
25:42What was inside the crocodile?
25:48What?
25:50Holland
25:52Holland
25:52Oh good
25:53You can help me
25:54Curves up the instructions
25:55How to disconnect the sewer hose
25:56Varga in German
25:58Ow
25:59Where'd you get that?
26:01This
26:01It's my seat
26:01It's a rental
26:02It cost me a bomb
26:03Okay
26:04Well um
26:04I spoke to the superintendent
26:07Forensics called this morning
26:08And they confirmed
26:09That the arm belongs to a male
26:10I still think the tattoo is of legs
26:12Maybe bird's legs
26:13Because they bend backwards
26:14Blunt is off on a new lead
26:16Apparently
26:17Astrid and Ebba
26:18Interacted with a man
26:19At the Dierks River Service Station
26:20And they're trying to locate him now
26:22So we have been given the green light
26:24To investigate
26:24Good
26:24Because I reckon the murderer
26:25Fed the John Doe to their pet croc
26:27So we just need to disconnect this thing
26:28And if it doesn't spray effluent
26:30Everywhere we can go
26:32Sorry did you say pet croc?
26:33Yeah
26:33Morning
26:34Morning
26:34It's hot up here
26:36Is it?
26:36Yeah
26:37Steamer than a Bangkok laundromat
26:40Yeah
26:40Good on you
26:41Yeah
26:42Yeah
26:43The croc from yesterday
26:44Had no more body parts in it
26:45Its guts were just filled with chickens
26:47100% chickens
26:48The point is
26:49With a diet like that
26:50The dead croc is probably someone's pet
26:51What?
26:52Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
26:54A bunch of people up here do
26:55I know
26:56Two in Barrow Creek
26:57To what end?
26:57What do you do with a pet crocodile?
26:58You teach it to heal
26:59Morning
27:00Morning
27:00Gosh it's hot
27:01Oh yeah
27:02It's the dumpling in my couch
27:05I reckon
27:33I reckon
27:33That the killer has fed the arm
27:33Coat of arms for you
27:34Sorry my what?
27:35Your house special
27:36From last night
27:37The one you didn't eat
27:37Oh
27:38We named it the coat of arms
27:39Because it ruined the emu sausages
28:01Oh
28:03Sorry I haven't
28:05Hey
28:06Oh sorry
28:07Someone's still in here
28:08And that's accidentally locked
28:09Hello?
28:11Yeah
28:11Okay
28:14Oh my god
28:44All right
28:45How's it all going?
28:46Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience
28:49As you know from your socials
28:51I am DJ Darrell
28:53Hashtag the croc of God
28:55And our pet king is in that pool behind me
28:57It was caught by my dad Don
28:58He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia
29:01This sucks shit land of crocs
29:02Size does matter
29:06All right
29:07Let's give him some food
29:08Yeah
29:09Clap your hands
29:10That's it
29:10Bring out the beast
29:11Hey
29:13All right
29:14There we go
29:15Come on
29:15Clap louder
29:16King only comes when you clap
29:18There he is
29:20There he is
29:20King of the river
29:22Fuck
29:22So who's he is
29:23What's the jump
29:24I know
29:27Where are your names?
29:33All right
29:33He's done yet
29:34Sorry
29:35You knew that I was in here
29:36I'm shutting up
29:37Gotta get to the docks
29:39I've got piss in my blood
29:40All right
29:40Wait
29:40Just one second
29:41Sorry
29:42Do you know any of these men?
29:44Of course I bloody know them
29:45Ouch
29:45Could you tell me their names
29:47Or where I might find them?
29:48Oh Christ
29:50As Barry is in a nursing home
29:51That Don bastard's still around
29:53Trevor Studsbury died a couple of years ago
29:56Frank McCullis is in jail
29:57And that one is dead probably
29:59Probably
30:00He went missing didn't he?
30:02Do you remember his name?
30:03I don't bloody know
30:04He was in the papers wasn't he?
30:06Was he?
30:06Why?
30:07Because he went bloody missing
30:08Right I've had enough of your questions
30:10Out
30:11Out
30:12No I don't have my shoes
30:13Please
30:14Thank you
30:19He went missing
30:22Lloyd
30:23Sorry?
30:23The bloke in the photo
30:25Lloyd Reynolds was his name
30:26Christ keep up girl
30:38Colin
30:38Eddie
30:39I think I know who the arm belongs to
30:40What?
30:41It's Lloyd Reynolds
30:42The jet ski guy for the petrol station
30:44I'm headed there now to try to find him
30:46Fuck off you hovercats
30:47And then I'll come and get you
30:48Yeah cool
30:49I'm not listening
30:50Hey
30:50The Daryl's pet crop king is still alive
30:52So I've got one more place to check out
30:53Colin
30:54Colin
30:57Fuck off
31:01Yeah it's a promotion
31:02I have to mention the promotion
31:04And two packs of fruity juice for two dollars is a good deal
31:06So are you sure you don't want it?
31:08So sure
31:08I'm really sure
31:09Well I can't give you the sign up sheet
31:11Because the competition is closed
31:13Yeah I don't want to enter the competition
31:14I just want to confirm the identity of one of their entrants
31:18I think you might be a missing person
31:22Oh my god
31:25Ah
31:26Thank you Alira
31:27Thank you
31:29Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for two dollars?
31:32I'm so sure
31:33This man here
31:34Lloyd Reynolds
31:35Is there any chance that you remember him?
31:36Yeah I remember him
31:37Because the bank told me to cut up his credit card
31:39Right and this is his phone number here is it?
31:41Yeah
31:42Forty-eight times in a row
31:43Okay okay and that was Lloyd on the end there yes?
31:46No
31:47You've reached the Barrow Creek pub home of the famous daycare
31:49For bookings press one
31:51Is this about the Swedish backpackers?
31:53Elsa and aspirin or whatever?
31:55Because I already told those detectives this morning about them and that Lloyd book
31:58Wait Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with?
32:01Yes
32:01They paid for their noodles and his mobility scooter and two packs of fruity juice for two dollars
32:08Are you sure you don't want that?
32:09I don't want it
32:10I don't want it
32:12Okay
32:12I think they felt sorry for him because he was old and I cut up his credit card
32:16Right and did they leave with him?
32:17No they went in different directions
32:19He went to Barrow Creek and they went off to Crossy's Crossing
32:21Right thank you so much
32:23Hang on a sec
32:24That's Lloyd there
32:28No but that's
32:31Frank McAllister
32:33Prize include crop poaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft
32:39Is that him there?
32:41Yes
32:42Yep
32:46He's in prison
32:47How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
32:56Could he have been released early?
33:04He was released four days ago
33:06Right okay great can I grab an address please?
33:08Thank you
33:08You seen the chat?
33:09Fucking funny
33:10I'll get done for that
33:12Yeah
33:13See you later
33:14The address
33:17The address
33:44Continue straight along Nicky's Knob Road for one and a half kilometres and your destination will be on the right
34:01Lovely
34:27Thank you
34:28Thank you that song was called Red Flag
34:29It was about my ex
34:30And this next one's called Dead Love
34:32It's about my ex
34:34No!
34:35Who the fuck refeeded our billboard?
34:37Where's Spud?
34:38Where is he?
34:38Amber
34:39You don't want any trouble
34:40The pool table was still spongy from the water damage last time you guys went at it
34:43What?
34:44Spud!
34:45Did you do that?
34:46What the fuck's this?
34:47Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
34:50Nope
34:51Don't know nothing about no cock and balls
34:59Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker though
35:02My dad is not gay
35:04No one in our family is gay
35:05This big boy dad
35:06He's the king of the river
35:13Hello
35:17Mr. McAllister
35:19Is anybody there?
35:31Hello?
35:41Hello?
35:59Oh Christ
36:01Eddie
36:01Oh God
36:03My heart is bloody
36:03Michael Flatley right now
36:05What are you doing here?
36:07He's dead
36:08Yeah
36:10Yeah I think he is too
36:12I'm a cheeky fucker
36:15Oh no
36:16Oh God Eddie
36:17I didn't
36:18Oh
36:18I didn't realise he knew him
36:20We grew up together
36:21He was a bloody good listener
36:27We used to have baths together
36:31We had the most beautiful
36:34His yellow eyes
36:35I mean I've had him a chook every morning
36:39Sorry
36:40Who are you talking about?
36:42Triple bat
36:43The best croc in the territory
36:45He's not in his cage
36:46He must have been who was dead in the river
36:48Right
36:48What?
36:49Who are you talking about?
36:51Oh the man who lived here
36:52Frank McAllister
36:53I think his arm was in the triple pet
36:58No
36:58No that's not possible
37:00Well he was released from prison a few days ago
37:02I think someone might have killed him
37:04When he arrived back here
37:09Eddie you okay?
37:12Oh fuck get down
37:13Get down
37:14Get off my fucking property
37:16You fucking slave
37:18Fuck my ring
37:19Don't shoot
37:19No
37:20I'm bloody well
37:21Oh fuck up mate
37:23Eddie stay down
37:23No no
37:24He's not going to shoot us
37:26He's my fucking dad
37:33Your dad is Frank McAllister
37:35Yeah
37:36That's one of his fucking names
37:38And he's not dead
37:39Yeah he's fucking dead to me
37:40You're fucking dead to me
37:42And weiner
37:45Get down
37:45Take it up
37:46Fellas DJ
37:47Fuck it
37:48Leave it
37:48Get that dick of course
37:49Off my dad's face
37:50You crap fucker
37:52Come through DJ
37:53He's going to the shit
37:54Oh he's back up with the kid
37:55He's kicking off again
37:56No homie
37:57That's not helpful
37:59Just tell me
38:00And don't piss out my back
38:01Did you feed
38:02One of your mates
38:03To triple pen
38:04Dump him in a river
38:05No
38:05I didn't dump triple pen in a river
38:07Stop okay
38:07Somebody stole him
38:08Didn't I
38:08Oh that's fucking convenient
38:10You shat your hole
38:11You shat your hole
38:12That croc's a son
38:13I never had
38:14That was my brother
38:15My fucking croc brother
38:16Just butt off your holes
38:18Frank if you're not dead
38:20Then whose arm was in the crocodile
38:23Who else has your tattoo
38:24Frank I've been listening to my scanner
38:27By the fucking pit here
38:28Yeah I can say that
38:30No not any
38:31Them
38:32What the fuck
38:34What the fuck's going on
38:35No I have no idea
38:36Frank Calenstein
38:36You're wanted in relation
38:37To the abduction of
38:38Ever-Hurling and Aspern-Alberg
38:39We know you're talking
38:40From the Dirk River
38:41Federal Station Frank
38:42What the fuck
38:42No detective
38:43The cases aren't connected
38:45The backpackers paid for his shopping
38:47And they went in separate directions
38:49The I-yee-yee came back
38:50The steps we had for you
38:51Oh I'm fucking
38:52Sticked you up
38:53Put your weapons down
38:54And put your hands up
38:55Where we can see them now
38:57Frank
38:57Come on Frank
38:58Run
38:59No no no
39:01Don't you go down to that
39:02Eddie
39:05Eddie
39:08Frank
39:08You need to answer my questions
39:10Why having a triple pet
39:11Stop
39:11That's just annoying
39:12Eddie
39:13No I'm getting on
39:14I'm getting on
39:15You can come on
39:16Diggy's to the boat
39:17Just get on
39:18Get on
39:19Get on
39:21Get on
39:21Get on
39:22We have you surrounded
39:23No
39:23We have you
39:24Can't surrender
39:25Come on Collins
39:26Okay fine
39:27But I will vomit
39:29There's a splash in water
39:30Eddie there's a big splash
39:31Probably a fucking bull shark
39:32Let me see
39:33There are bull sharks too
39:35Fucking faggot
39:36Jesus
39:38Get on
39:38Get on
39:38Get on
39:40Everyone get on the boat
39:41Everybody get on the boat
39:43I told you what I told you to fuck off
39:45Now your dad can suck my dick
39:47Eddie
39:47Get out
39:49Can everyone just shush it
39:50There's something definitely in the water here
39:52What the fuck is that
39:56Shut the fuck up
39:59Troy
40:00Whoa
40:01Fucking flip it
40:03Flip it
40:09No
40:11No
40:12No
40:12No
40:13No
40:13No
40:14No
40:14No
40:14No
40:14No
40:15No
40:15No
40:15No
40:15No
40:15No
40:15No
40:16No
40:16No
40:16No
40:16No
40:16No
40:16No
40:16No
40:17No
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