00:02Make sure to get everything from this list. Here's my card. Whatever you do, do not, not, N-O-T.
00:08Absolutely not buy anything else. I don't even know. Don't worry, Skylar. I got this. You can trust me. Uh
00:14-huh. Okay. Literally. When have I ever messed up on anything? Do you remember the last time we were sound
00:20mix and you got the director pregnant? Okay. Listen. That was just a rumor, okay? No, it was not. Chris
00:25literally found you guys in the back of my fucking truck. Our budget went from zero to 100 million.
00:31Okay, listen. I thought they were a femboy and I didn't know those could get pregnant, okay?
00:37Look, the point is if you break this up and spend so much money on me, there's going to be
00:41problems.
00:57You find everything you need?
00:58Yeah, I was wondering if you by chance knew where the screws were at. I cannot find them anywhere.
01:04They're right here. Do you know what size you need?
01:08Uh, yeah. Do you think this would be a good size?
01:12No, that's a ratchet. Do you need screws? These are the screws.
01:17Oh, yeah, that would be the perfect size.
01:19Two and a half inch?
01:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20You sure?
01:21For sure.
01:21Okay.
01:22Hey, thank you so much.
01:23Of course. Have a good day.
01:25You too. Hey, you used to save my life today.
01:29That's a tool box.
01:33And then you got the two and a half inch screws.
01:37And the base that you just broke, um, you're looking at $737.63.
01:47Would you like to add a donation to the kids?
01:51Um, well, I'm using my friend's card here, and I don't think he'd want me to do that, so probably
01:57not.
01:58Okay, so your verbate's okay with children's driving?
02:03You know what? You got a point. Why not?
02:07Who the fuck broke the fucking face? I told you not to like this dickweed back in the fucking store.
02:14Fucking asshole. Oh my god.
02:18Have a good day.
02:20You too.
02:23Oh, you forgot your receipt.
02:25I'm good.
02:33What is taking him so long?
02:38I'm back!
02:40Bro, where have you been?
02:42What do you mean?
02:43It just took me 30 minutes, just like you asked.
02:4530 minutes?
02:46It's been six goddamn hours.
02:49Uh, well, everything was just so hard to find.
02:53Whatever, dude. I'm gonna go to my room.
02:55Alright.
03:04What the fuck?!
03:05Holy shit, dude. Are you okay?
03:07What happened?
03:08What's wrong?
03:09There's so many fucking overdraft fees on here.
03:12Okay, well, the person in the register was begging me to donate to Starving Kids, okay?
03:16This was not my fault.
03:17Starving Kids? Dude, there's literally thousands of fees on here.
03:20What were you doing at a pet store? Did you buy a dog?
03:23No.
03:25What was that?
03:27Not mine.
03:29Jesus Christ, Ollie.
03:31Dude, like, literally, it says Office Depot, Spencer's, Pizza Hut, Robert De Niro OnlyFans.
03:38Okay, well, he had a really good deal going on over there.
03:40Oh my gosh, dude. This is the sixth time you've done this shit to my cart.
03:44Actually, it's the seventh.
03:46Look, nonetheless, you're getting a job tomorrow. I don't care what you say.
03:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why do I need to get a job?
03:52So you can finally start paying the bills around here, dude.
03:54Why do I gotta pay the bills?
03:56So we can keep the lights on, you idiot.
03:58Okay, well, I can be in the dark for a couple days.
04:01Ah, you fucking idiot.
04:02Alright, nope, we're done doing this.
04:03Get out.
04:04What?
04:05Just get out.
04:14Alright, let's go.
04:37Alright, let's go.
04:38Alright, let's go.
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