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Off Campus Episode 7 ｜ English Sub
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00:02Delaney with the clock. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Ah, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet? Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm... I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi asu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No question, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo.
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:43What? Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader. There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him. I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no. Derail it. Please. Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first. Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit. Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney. Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash
06:25-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa! How is that not a penalty? Hawks regain possession. Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:36Oh, it's dying. He says, nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Sen's blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham. It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey, come on, bro. Shake it off. You got this.
06:58Wellzie, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:18Come on.
07:53I don't know what to do.
07:56check by Delaney. Vipers are absolutely dominating the hops right now. Hops can't
08:00go to the zone. Vipers collect the puck and the hops don't. Are you kidding? The Vipers
08:03are relentless. That's a slashing penalty on Saini's 29. Just right in. There's Delaney
08:09again. Let the action be possible. Delaney shoots. Well that wasn't the first period
08:19I was looking for. Graham, Delaney's shadowing you. Move the puck. Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left. Your turnovers are killing us. Don't worry about us. We're good.
08:28Eh, fuck that. I'm not good. Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness. I got it. Okay, fine. Hey, cut the attitude, Graham. I mean it.
08:44Hey, Delaney's trying to take you out of the game so take the defenders out too. As soon as the
08:48puck
08:48comes near you just get rid of it. Who died and made you coach? I'm out there too, man. Okay,
08:53then worry about yourself, right? Okay, fine. I don't know what your problem is, but I suggest
09:00you do whatever it takes to work it out. Fucking quick.
09:03a
09:06a
09:08a
09:08a
09:19a
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard...
11:16Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26I'm kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:55That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:06It's just I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:10Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do.
12:18Letting people in.
12:19Anna.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open over and over again.
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you.
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth,
13:27that can even be healing.
13:30I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth,
13:41it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love,
14:10what the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm going to...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or, I don't know, did I do something wrong?
14:38Just, you said you were coming,
14:40and you're not here,
14:41and I really wish you were here.
14:46You always helped me get out of my head,
14:48and I could just really use a Coach Wellesley pep talk right now,
14:55so, yeah, just,
14:58if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Fuck you.
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:22Get rid of me.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it.
15:24It's up, G.
15:26Can I keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Ooh, someone pulled Garrett's hair back
15:30because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go.
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself,
15:36past Graham,
15:37and breaks up the ice.
15:38No!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney
15:59and a brutal end to the second period for the Hawks.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah, just keep your feet moving.
16:21You want to rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:34Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap
16:36to really cut off their outlets
16:38and put the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked
16:43before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, boy.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself,
16:54and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not going to let us lose this game
17:03because Phil Graham's son
17:05gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass,
17:22and you're not the only one
17:23who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
17:44Fuck.
17:46Fuck.
17:48Fuck.
17:51Fuck.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something
18:16that kind of took over for a minute there,
18:18but I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know,
18:26it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I'm just worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:44Okay, focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control,
18:56but I just got in a stupid fight with Logan
19:00because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay, this is how we win.
19:17We just, we show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff
19:27and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:32I guess the small stuff could be
19:34stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay, yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:40Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Wellesie.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:19Hey, Grandma.
20:25I love you.
20:29I love you, too.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet Center Ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:12What?
21:13Nothing to say this time?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit, man.
21:29You all right?
21:29Yeah, yeah.
21:30Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:36Becker's forecheck recover the puck
21:38and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutch deflection by Tucker
21:41gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes,
21:46spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots!
21:49It shoots!
21:50Guys, Hawks go!
21:52We're off to Graham!
21:55Yes, Doug!
21:57Yes!
21:58You're past you!
21:59Let's go!
22:02Oh my God!
22:04Oh!
22:08Oh my God!
22:09Oh my God, Todd!
22:10Okay, Briar,
22:11looks like we've decided
22:11to get off our knees
22:12and stop sucking.
22:28And cut.
22:30Wow.
22:31Okay.
22:31Holding back tears?
22:33I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding.
22:36You really are
22:37a much better reader than he is.
22:39And you have cuter clothes.
22:41Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42Got it.
22:43Of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun
22:46to be hanging out with someone
22:47who's like,
22:48actually doing the thing.
22:49You know, you're auditioning
22:51for a TV show
22:52on your day off
22:52from Broadway.
22:53It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently
22:55if you saw me
22:56hiding my pin curls
22:58under an old baseball hat
22:59with my falsies
23:00barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:01You've got to know
23:02how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's...
23:07Like,
23:07I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God,
23:11I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone.
23:15My dating life
23:16isn't shambles.
23:18But that,
23:19I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token
23:23straight boy drama
23:24in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's like...
23:31Can we still be peers
23:32in the industry
23:33even if I tell you
23:33all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally
23:35the only way
23:36we'll be peers
23:36in the industry.
23:40My ex, like,
23:41found out
23:42I hooked up with someone
23:43and just got, like,
23:44all scrunch-faced
23:45and, like,
23:47just basically accused me
23:48of not being able
23:49to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like
23:55you're in a new relationship.
23:55Yeah, thank you.
23:57I've hooked up
23:58with this new guy
23:58a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable
24:02of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping
24:05with other people too, right?
24:09Totally.
24:14Except.
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different
24:19if you and this new guy
24:19were texting all the time
24:21or had, like,
24:22cute, gross nicknames
24:23or something like that.
24:29Oh, no, you do.
24:31So how long
24:32have you been hooking up
24:33with new guy?
24:34Like,
24:35a month.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see
24:45I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50somewhere
24:50with alcohol.
24:57ID?
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:07Excuse me?
25:09Just saying,
25:10it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this...
25:13this is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like,
25:18five booths away.
25:18Well, maybe you need
25:19new glasses,
25:20because
25:21it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is
25:27Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky
25:37they don't ask
25:38too many questions here.
25:39Yeah.
25:39There you go.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:52So?
25:56Look,
25:56you want to prove
25:57you're not in a relationship?
25:59The best way to do that
26:00is to sleep with someone new
26:01who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh,
26:04hopping to yet another man
26:05is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship,
26:07girly, right?
26:08The best way to get over that
26:10is to have
26:10no-strings-attached font.
26:12But there legit
26:13has to be no-strings.
26:15And that guy
26:16has no fucking strings
26:18written all over him.
26:25I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone
26:26and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like,
26:29doesn't that feel a little...
26:31slutty?
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Ali, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life
26:39to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know
26:42what being single
26:43and slutty
26:44has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you?
26:49With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey.
26:52What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have
27:02really hot, meaningless sex
27:04with you,
27:05but the only caveat
27:05was that you couldn't learn
27:06anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise
27:09not to call her after,
27:10would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Most definitely.
27:15Great.
27:16Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last timeout
27:31with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good
27:33for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan
27:35have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly,
27:39we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:58Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like
28:01the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you
28:08has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham,
28:16you know what's going to be
28:16even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front
28:27of that lying slut.
28:57Garrett!
28:59Garrett!
29:00Garrett!
29:00Garrett!
29:01Garrett!
29:02Garrett!
29:03Garrett!
29:03Garrett!
29:03Garrett!
29:04Garrett!
29:04Garrett!
29:05Garrett!
29:06Garrett!
29:06Garrett!
29:07Garrett!
29:08Garrett!
29:08Garrett!
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach.
30:09Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit, I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:47As of now, you're doing things.
31:10Garrett.
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14All right, clearly this is an exception.
31:16Move.
31:16No, hang on.
31:17Just listen.
31:19I'm proud of you.
31:30What?
31:30That was some tough old-school hockey.
31:34I just got suspended.
31:37Four games.
31:38Yeah, that is not ideal.
31:41But hey, it happens, right?
31:42You get worked up, you lose your cool.
31:44Part of the game.
31:45But shit will rain down, though.
31:47NCAA will be on your ass.
31:49But don't worry.
31:50I'll call the Bruins.
31:51I'll take care of this.
31:53No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
31:59So that's it, huh?
32:03Excuse me?
32:04As long as I have Graham on my back, I can just beat people up with no consequences for the
32:11rest of my life.
32:13Like you.
32:17I don't know what you're talking about.
32:20Yes, you do.
32:25You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the best coaches, when you got
32:30on the best teams, with the best equipment.
32:32With the best bruises?
32:34Right?
32:35Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
32:38I did what I had to.
32:39I did what I had to do.
32:39That's fucking bullshit.
32:41And you know it.
32:42I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
32:46For wanting you to have the best.
32:47Oh, fuck you.
32:48You don't want the best for me.
32:49It was never about me.
32:50Of course it was.
32:51You're about to play for the Bruins.
32:53I made that happen.
32:55You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want, but it doesn't make you better
33:00than me.
33:01It just makes you ungrateful.
33:04I will never be like you.
33:10You already are.
33:15Stay the fuck away from me.
33:19Stop calling.
33:20Stop coming to my games.
33:22We're fucking done.
33:49What the hell, Garrett?
33:50I really can't do this right now.
33:52Can you please just get in the car?
33:53No, what was that?
33:54Are you serious?
33:56You're mad at me?
34:01You lied to me, Hannah.
34:03I didn't lie to you.
34:04You did.
34:04You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
34:06You promised me you were okay.
34:08You just had to make it through one game.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11No, one hour.
34:12That's it.
34:14I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
34:18Do you not trust me or what?
34:19Garrett, you lost your shit on him.
34:21You didn't hear what he said.
34:22I know what he fucking said.
34:27What?
34:27Did he call me a whore?
34:29A liar?
34:29That I wanted it?
34:31Who cares?
34:32I heard it every day in high school.
34:33I can't.
34:34I wasn't just going to stand there and listen.
34:37I was fucking defending you.
34:39Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
34:41I didn't want you to.
34:42I didn't want anyone to.
34:46People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
34:49They turned on my family.
34:51My parents lost friends.
34:52My dad got fired.
34:54You want to know why I didn't tell you?
34:56It's because every time I tell someone the truth,
34:58it fucks everything up.
34:59It ruins people's lives.
35:01And it happened again.
35:03No.
35:04My life isn't...
35:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
35:07Your future with the Bruins.
35:11How do you think that makes me feel?
35:13You blow this all up for me.
35:14What do you want me to say, Hannon?
35:15Do you want me to apologize?
35:16Say I'm sorry?
35:17I'm not.
35:17I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
35:21I would beat the shit out of him again.
35:22Yeah, well, that scares me, Garrett.
35:26It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
35:31I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
35:38Did I scare you?
35:41What?
35:42No, what?
35:43Of course not.
35:44That's what you said.
35:45Garrett, you're not listening to me.
35:47Fuck.
35:51My dad was right.
35:53You're what?
35:55This is who I am, Hannah.
35:59This is just how I'm programmed.
36:01No, you're not.
36:02You're not Phil.
36:03I am.
36:04I fucking am.
36:06Do you think I like being like this?
36:15No, you know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're going to look at me the same way Cindy looked
36:22at me.
36:26And that would kill me, Hannah.
36:29Garrett.
36:31Garrett!
36:31No, no.
36:33I'm not good for you.
36:36You shouldn't be.
36:38This is over.
36:46This needs to be over.
36:47I'm not good for you.
36:48I'm not good for you.
36:51I'm not going to be over.
36:53Cut.
37:03I'm not good.
37:09I don't know.
37:47I don't know.
38:06I don't know.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:10I don't know.
39:13I don't know.
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what, I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Honey, save me, I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike, my bike is wrong.
40:02Okay, we can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10She okay?
40:16Okay, tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. AIDS and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives and I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:09I should have...
42:11You went to a party, Sweet Pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives, I am fine and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:19So how was your ice?
43:22Oh, uh...
43:23Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:33Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know.
43:47It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming.
43:51And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:03It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist.
44:08Um, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And, and I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:14Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my God.
44:22No.
44:22No.
44:22Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like, some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:43Hmm.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God.
45:02I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and I can't
45:07be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair.
45:19Just really sell it.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:21And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:55What I'm not laughing.
45:58Yeah.
46:05Is it?
46:09Oh.
46:10There.
46:12I actually have to be two.
46:14This is going to be two.
46:15All right.
46:16Is it heartbreaking?
46:19Oh.
46:20The wind is asleep.
46:22Yeah.
46:23It is heartbreaking.
46:24Please be.риз
46:37go the fuck off making out with a hot stranger at the bar who is she i am she she
46:44is me
46:46i'm actually so proud i could cry you have to admit you had fun
47:21so
47:22so
47:25i'm out four games
47:31yo what's going on with you bro
47:36where'd that come from
47:39i don't want to talk about it
47:42you never do
47:48yeah i just thought that you know
47:51maybe
48:04you know for a second there i thought we were on the same team again
48:20when someone tells me they're from massachusetts
48:25it's not how i always ask what it was
48:30i wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray that's still brought up on your bar cart
48:39i could make a grand off of the chain you bought me but goddamn it's not for sale
48:49when someone asks me who's my favorite bad man i'll think of you and say christian bit
48:57as long as i live i'll remember the names of your favorite fears when you're in your games
49:07the look on the look on your face when you turn 26 and your dad got too stoned yeah that
49:15one's got a stick
49:16you broke me to pieces but i root for you even though everything went up in flames
49:25i'll never forget how i bloomed for your gaze
49:31and your wall of guitars are your video games
49:35all your video games
49:39all your video games
49:45pick up your phrases now i say it's aces
49:50but it always sounds so fake
49:54i wonder if your tongue is turning over anything i used to say
50:04it's getting darker so i turn you down but i can't turn you up
50:12so long as i live i'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
50:22the look on the look on your face when you turn 26 and your dad got too stoned yeah that
50:30one's gonna stick
50:32you broke me to pieces but i root for you even though everything went up in flames
50:42i'll never forget how i bloomed for your gaze
50:46i said you're one of your guitars
50:48so you're all video games
50:50oh you're video games
50:55oh you're video games
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