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Off Campus Episode 1 ｜ English Sub
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00:06Thank you for listening.
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02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay, yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it, show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Hold up.
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound jakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:39Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of every word.
06:09I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards and the cards and the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Waking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I've got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38I don't know.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:22Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:40Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the easing game tomorrow.
10:28Hey, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little bit scared.
10:33You in it?
10:33Oh, God.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12That counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan, if you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham.
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:39Close and close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So labor games are playing.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06Because the fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this.
15:23Kiss somebody else.
15:24If we're in the bed, we don't have to do the same.
15:29I don't have any money.
15:31I don't have any money.
15:32I don't know what we will do.
15:35I change my head.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My cheek tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body or somebody.
15:50Would a body or somebody to me.
15:54Would a body or somebody want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body or somebody.
16:02Would a body or somebody want your body on me.
16:06Not just a body or somebody.
16:09Would a body want your body on me.
16:12Feels down again.
16:13It might take you by surprise.
16:16My box of shorts.
16:17I'm sorry.
16:18I could drive in.
16:19I change my head.
16:20You change your clothes.
16:22My cheek tattoos.
16:23They feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk.
16:33I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:37Nothing.
16:39Not a body.
16:41Not a body.
16:42Yes.
16:43Somebody to me.
16:45Somebody.
16:46Somebody.
16:46Somebody.
16:46Somebody.
16:47Somebody.
16:49Somebody.
16:52Oh.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No, well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garen.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game.
19:41You move.
19:42I'm got to drive in the sack.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a fast dog man.
19:51Hey, dude.
19:52Turn his eat, find that cheap.
19:56Turn his eat, find that cheap.
19:59Turn his eat, find that cheap.
20:02That's a good one.
20:03That's a good one.
20:03No, I take it back.
20:04Turn his eat, turn his eat, turn his eat, turn his eat.
20:10Move, move, move, come on.
20:12Come on.
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:47a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room off all the time.
23:08I'm gonna fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32I'm not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love, and
24:07life, and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up alone.
24:59You're not supposed to open up alone today, right?
25:05Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, fella.
25:32All the time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45You're not having to make something you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order?
25:59Justin Cobb?
26:00Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing?
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:28Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:02I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months?
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:54For real.
29:55Boy.
29:57I'm staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome your very own RYAR!
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:11Go!
30:12Go!
30:14Go!
30:16Go!
30:17Go!
30:19Go!
30:22Go!
30:24Go!
30:31I think he has the potential, in honesty, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table.
30:44A thousand a play.
30:45How you gonna tell me?
30:46This isn't a name.
30:47Down the street from the Denzel Estate.
30:48Right on the corner from big blue.
30:49I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:51I'm out!
30:57I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro, get your head in it.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:20You making daddy proud, Graham?
31:24Take the shit where I wanna go.
31:27Make you a man, make you a hundred more.
31:30I can't believe my money, I can't believe my money.
31:37It's the board of targets.
31:39Let's go, Graham, get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that Delaney.
32:16I got you, bro.
32:35I got you, bro.
33:08What about Garrett or that, man?
33:11They're beating up.
33:12Oh!
33:13Hey, Garrett.
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's me in your eye
34:15Times are changin', now the boy gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me down on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:36I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, just so much of a deuce
34:40I get high in the evening, sniffin' pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' names
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:24Oh, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, just so much of a deuce
35:44Hold it, hold it
35:45Here we go
35:46Here we go
35:50Hits up
35:50Next side
35:56Yes
36:05Fuck her back man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:13I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:26It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:37Bitch is back
36:38Woo!
36:41Hey, bitch, bitch
36:43I'm a bitch, bitch
36:45Bitch is back
36:47Woo OH
36:48Bitch, bitch
36:50Bitch is back
36:52Bitch is back
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:00Cuckoo
37:01Cuckoo
37:03Cuckoo
37:04Cuckoo
37:07I'll try some more.
37:10Go gone.
37:12Go gone.
37:13Open your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this.
37:23You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:40I'll convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give a now, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't... what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00So is Justin fucking Cole, and he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no.
38:04I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine.
38:20Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:46Ew!
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hi!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over...
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school?
39:16I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole!
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, man?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can!
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Dang.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42Cheers.
40:44Give us a break to the Isle.
40:56What?
40:58Yeah.
40:59Who there's no one?
41:01No?
41:06Good.
41:07And I'll do it, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
41:13And I don't wanna live about it
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:20Guys! Guys!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:44Is that a person?
41:46All yours, princess
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just a power up
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Don't worry, we'll be watching
42:22Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got it, go
42:32Yes!
42:37Stop it!
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, two, three!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um,
43:03Stupid shoes
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:09I'm a musician, too
43:12Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:20Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and
43:32Wellesley
43:33Classical
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:39Here
43:41Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh, I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you an ilyder at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together
44:03you're a johanna right yeah canna wells
44:12right now it's nice to meet you officially
44:18oh okay see you around sweet yeah
44:25who the hell was that and how do you suddenly know my name don't worry about it
44:29and you're welcome for now jacob knows who you are
44:33justin whatever look guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39especially when that someone is a briar u athlete
44:43you really have a healthy opinion of yourself don't you
44:45i actually thought that was pretty modest i could have said starting center team
44:48captain highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54it worked didn't it
45:08why do you care i haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14you're a music major right
45:17i saw your instagram
45:20you uh
45:22you sort of disappear when you play
45:27i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh
45:31you love it i can tell
45:34don't you love hockey like that
45:38i don't know
45:41it's just something
45:44i've always done
45:45to impress my dad
45:49and does it
45:51nothing impresses him
45:53not really
45:57what about your mom
46:00she um
46:04uh
46:05she died
46:07a while back
46:08cancer
46:11oh
46:13look
46:17i don't believe in favors
46:18or shortcuts
46:20i don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23i want to earn it
46:26and
46:27i'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31so what i
46:32i help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i'd still have to pay me
46:45obviously
46:56don't forget
46:58i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space this is your dance space
47:03i don't go into yours you don't come into mine
47:05you've seen dirty dancing
47:08those are my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:16hey this is why this is perfect
47:18you're not interested in me and i'm not interested in a relationship
47:22so this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:25purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work
47:56we have to sell
47:59we're gonna be fake dating there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy
48:03i just met you
48:04what are we gonna do hold hands
48:05you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention
48:07is he looking
48:09no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all
48:22we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't blush whenever i come near you
48:26get over yourself i don't blush
48:28oh yeah
48:31see
48:32nothing
48:33not bad
48:38me and you in the ruins
48:40that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43what's really going on
48:45oh my god
48:46justin's here
48:47be cool
48:47you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with
48:52he is a talented musician who i respect
48:55why don't you tell me what you think the song is about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend
49:03but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously
49:12watch the player
49:14what the hell does that mean
49:16it means trust me
49:25if i looked all over the world
49:29and there's every type of girl
49:32watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35i'm dancing with myself
49:37so let's sink another drink
49:41it'll give me time to think
49:44if i had the chance
49:46touch the world
49:47and dance
49:47i am dancing with myself
49:50oh oh
49:51dancing with myself
49:54dancing with myself
49:56but there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00i am dancing with myself
50:02oh oh oh
50:04Uh huh huh
50:15You looked all over the world
50:18And there's a very type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to fake
50:33If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
51:04You
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