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00:015 p.m. Tuesday.
00:02Rehearsal.
00:032 p.m. Thursday.
00:04No class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:067 a.m. Tuesday?
00:07Practice.
00:077 a.m. Wednesday.
00:08Still practice.
00:09See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:11You're busy. I'm busy.
00:12It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:13The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:15Well, passing this class is mine.
00:18Give me your phone.
00:19What?
00:21Just...
00:21Alright, thanks.
00:26Alright, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:27I've heard the sounds of wind and fog.
00:29Is that a class or a haiku?
00:31It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:33Oh.
00:35That's cool.
00:35Alright, phone?
00:36Hold on.
00:40Nice.
00:41Okay, now you have my number.
00:43I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:46Oh, and actually...
00:49Whoa, easy!
00:50Wellsy.
00:51You have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:52It's Hannah.
00:53I like Wellsy.
00:54We're gonna have to take that again.
00:56No, we don't.
00:56You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
00:58Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:00If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:02I just met you.
01:03So what are we gonna do?
01:04Hold hands?
01:06I mean...
01:06I mean, it's cute, but it's not gonna work.
01:09Why not?
01:09Because we have to make him jealous.
01:11And no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:14Agree to disagree.
01:15You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
01:17Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:19Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:21Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:22What, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:25How have you never...
01:26It's the Briar gossip account.
01:29Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:31Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:33I mean, yeah, kinda.
01:34Trust me.
01:35If we're gonna convince Justin, we gotta convince Jules.
01:37Ew.
01:37You?
01:37My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:40If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:43And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:44No, okay, I get it, but why can't we just tell Jules?
01:46Get the men on it.
01:47They don't do fake gossip.
01:49Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
01:53Classic first period strategy.
01:55One, two, three!
01:56Take my hand and come with me because you look so fine that I really gonna make you wild!
01:59Maintain possession of the puck, and establish a rhythm.
02:01Throw your opponent off this game.
02:02Get the crap out of yourself.
02:03Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:05It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:06Who's the tutor here?
02:07Okay, whatever.
02:08Is there a phase two?
02:09Offensive zone pressure.
02:11Find opportunities to crash the crease, and look for rebounds.
02:14Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:17We showboat our relationship.
02:18In front of crowds, in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules, whenever we
02:23game.
02:23And phase three?
02:24We break up, you cry.
02:26You expect me to cry over you?
02:27Yeah, oh yeah.
02:28Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:31I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:33And then, Justin will swoop in, and pick up all the pieces.
02:37You're gonna have to cry over me too, right?
02:39No, I'll be inconsolable.
02:40Alright, well that part I like.
02:42You gotta admit, it's kinda genius.
02:50So?
02:51When do we start?
03:06Hi!
03:07I'm-
03:08Hannah, right?
03:09Garrett's tutor?
03:10Yeah, sorry it took me so long, no one ever really knocks.
03:14Brrash, cut out all this.
03:15Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:18There's no pause in an hockey.
03:19Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:21You guys take pauses all the time.
03:22I'm the one out there all the time.
03:23Dude, be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:25I'm finished with what that's enough.
03:26Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:28Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so.
03:29Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
03:31Come on now.
03:33Hey!
03:34I'm Jules.
03:35Hello, Chuck or sibling.
03:39Who are you?
03:40What's your deal?
03:41Careful, don't tell Jules anything you want the whole school knowing.
03:44I only report the facts.
03:48Wellesie.
03:49Hey.
03:52We can study in my room.
03:56Down here is fine.
03:58I don't know what's better up there.
03:59No worries.
04:07Jules?
04:12This is me.
04:28Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
04:34and how they relate to modern society.
04:38What was that?
04:40Oh, nothing.
04:41Just a snap from a puck bunny.
04:43What'd you actually call women?
04:45They call themselves that.
04:46Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
04:49No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
04:52Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
04:57Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:01Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
05:05Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
05:10individual were to begin with.
05:14If you know that already, why do you need my help?
05:16Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
05:18What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things, and we'll still be right.
05:24It's not about being right.
05:26Oh my God.
05:30Okay.
05:32This is Garrett's tutor.
05:35Please leave him alone, he'll fuck you later.
05:39Damn.
05:40Now I have to fuck her later.
05:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
05:46You want my head where?
05:47Well, just in between my, uh...
05:50Wait, is that even your head?
05:52Doesn't matter, I'm not doing August 19th.
05:56Okay, uh...
05:57Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
06:00You can do a backbend?
06:01No, you're doing the backbend.
06:05I don't know about this.
06:07Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
06:10No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
06:16Do you not like what we've been doing?
06:19No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
06:23You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
06:28Are sexes boring?
06:29No, no, I didn't.
06:31We're just a little predictable, Saul.
06:34I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
06:38back together.
06:39Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
06:43I like our routine.
06:44Okay, not break apart, but the rest of it is.
06:48We see the same people because we're in college.
06:50We eat at the same places because we're in college.
06:52Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
06:54Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
06:58Uber.
06:58We're not those people.
06:59Well, we could be.
07:01Right?
07:05Don't you want more?
07:12Okay, let me see August 19th again.
07:16No, no, it's fine, fine.
07:20The usual stuff's fine.
07:24I can put a pillow under your butt. You said that felt good last time, right?
07:29Yeah.
07:30Yeah, let's just do that.
07:49Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
07:54Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase. How do we help make it stronger?
07:58We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop.
08:01I commend your intellectual flexibility.
08:03Truly.
08:04Anyone?
08:06It's a nice melody.
08:08There we go, thank you.
08:09Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
08:10I haven't finished it yet.
08:11Hannah.
08:12Just, uh, try to listen.
08:17Okay.
08:18I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
08:23Sounds a lot like kind of some score work.
08:25Background music for someone else's story.
08:27Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
08:34Just right, Hannah.
08:36I am sure it went better than you think it did.
08:39No, it really didn't.
08:41Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
08:43Sorry.
08:44I had to stop and grab coffee for my girl.
08:52What's in this?
08:52I think you meant to say.
08:53Thanks, baby.
08:55Baby?
08:56So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
08:58Drink the damn coffee.
09:00I'm lactose intolerant.
09:01Just pretend.
09:02What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
09:06Hannah.
09:08Pretend you like me.
09:13Is he looking?
09:14Can't tell.
09:17Nope.
09:20Okay.
09:22What about now?
09:26No.
09:28Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
09:31Nobody said I have to.
09:35Whatever.
09:46And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
09:54He's looking now.
09:58Don't miss.
09:59Don't miss.
10:00I ain't gonna miss.
10:01Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
10:04Fuck you.
10:05Told you not to miss.
10:07Come on.
10:08It wasn't that bad.
10:09It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
10:20Hear me, hear me.
10:21We have a proclamation.
10:22Stand by for the proclamation.
10:24The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
10:31Woo-woo!
10:32As it is our 22nd year gracing the Earth, the theme shall be two-fers.
10:37So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
10:40After us, of course.
10:41The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
10:45morning.
10:45So be there.
10:47Or, be there. There is no other option.
10:50Drum roll, please.
10:50Yes.
11:02That is all.
11:03That is all.
11:06That was a lot.
11:07That's Dean and Bo for you.
11:09They do the same kind of thing every year.
11:13Wait.
11:15Justin is in Bo's fret.
11:22I got it.
11:24Gonna need more words?
11:25I'll give you two.
11:27Hard launch.
11:35I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged man and I'm obsessed with it.
11:39And you...
11:40None of the hockey people know?
11:41Hockey people?
11:42Jules can't know.
11:43This has to seem real.
11:48Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
11:52We could be Beetlejuice.
11:53What?
11:53No, you need to show up as someone hot.
11:55How dare you?
11:56Winona Ryder is beautiful.
11:57Yeah, but she's not hot.
11:59Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
12:00You mean fuck me boots?
12:02Yeah.
12:02We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
12:04Well, I'm just saying.
12:05You've got it, so flaunt it.
12:08Okay, don't talk about my it.
12:09Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
12:12If the women I'm with do.
12:13Okay, enough.
12:14Listen, hockey man.
12:15Let's just get one thing straight.
12:16My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
12:20But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
12:23Judas!
12:24But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
12:27Wait, we?
12:28Oh, yeah.
12:29Sean and I are coming.
12:29I just decided.
12:31A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
12:34You're already in the funk again.
12:35You just got back together.
12:36Even soulmates have ruts.
12:38Or a series of ruts.
12:40Okay, it will be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
12:43Yeah, no.
12:44You're coming to the game.
12:45That wasn't part of the deal.
12:46Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
12:48I just got a point.
12:49Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
12:51For fake sex reasons?
12:53Yeah, fake sex.
12:54So much fake sex.
12:55Ugh.
12:55I don't want to be having fake sex.
12:57You're having real sex.
12:58Whatever.
12:59My point is fake is fun.
13:00Um, okay.
13:02What's my deadline for this costume?
13:03Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4pm Saturday.
13:05You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
13:06You're not.
13:07Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
13:10Oop.
13:14Come on.
13:15We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
13:18Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
13:21I'd like to see you give 110%.
13:23Brackets out 110 and read each other's minds.
13:26What are you doing tonight?
13:27You want to give 100% and then, um, give 10 more?
13:31I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
13:33How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
13:36I don't think there's a need to change anything.
13:38My teammates expect the best out of me.
13:40And, uh, that's not a problem.
13:41I expect the best of myself.
13:43Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
13:46Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
13:47You know, I need my locker to be in.
14:13Hey, can I help you?
14:16Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
14:19Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
14:21Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
14:23Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
14:25Well, you can stay.
14:30Not going easy on him, are you?
14:31No, sir.
14:32Good.
14:32You're your best.
14:33We need him out there.
14:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
14:40If it's so important that he play, I mean...
14:43He didn't want me to.
14:44What?
14:44Why?
14:47Do you know who his dad is?
14:49He's a hockey player?
14:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
14:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
14:57He knows the spotlight's on him.
14:58So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
15:08Hey, I thought we had a session.
15:10Wait room.
15:15You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
15:16All right.
15:18All right.
15:21Yeah.
15:24I must admit, I can't explain.
15:27Any of these dogs racing through my brain.
15:30It's true.
15:33Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
15:37I'm sorry.
15:38Sitting down for that long must be so training.
15:40I will reschedule.
15:41Okay, okay.
15:42Hold on, hold on.
15:43I can multitask.
15:45I'll just be, uh, walking out while studying lock.
15:48Really?
15:49You can?
15:50I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
15:55Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong eyes, Wilson.
16:00That was a joke.
16:02Jesus.
16:03You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
16:08We need to practice.
16:09Practice what?
16:10Teasing?
16:11We'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products.
16:13Forget your oat milk.
16:14This is serious.
16:16You blush whenever I come near you.
16:19Get over yourself.
16:20I don't blush.
16:21Oh, yeah?
16:23You're not right, man.
16:24You're not right, man.
16:25You're not right, man.
16:26I don't know.
16:26You're not right, man.
16:28You just like that.
16:31You're the only.
16:35You're the only.
16:37You're right.
16:38You're right.
16:39Nothing.
16:40Not bad.
16:43But what about when we kiss?
16:45You're very sure of yourself.
16:47Oh, right.
16:48Your terms.
16:50No kissing.
16:56What's wrong, Graham?
16:57I thought you said we needed practice.
17:12Don't blush.
17:34So this is Terry.
17:36What?
17:37No, uh, yes.
17:42He was just trying to prove a point.
17:44It kind of feels like I just did.
17:48And now it's my turn.
17:54I'm going to kiss you.
17:57Okay.
18:07Are we watching now?
18:22It's here, folks, our first away game of the season.
18:25The Briarhawks have dominated the Chatham Clovers in the past.
18:28But since it's De Laurentiis' birthday today, we all know his money's already on the after party.
18:33Am I right?
18:34But we've got a good crowder tonight.
18:36Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
18:48First game?
18:50Yeah, I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
18:54I swear.
18:59Just stick my jewels.
19:00I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
19:04Thanks.
19:08Hey, here we go.
19:08You got me, boys.
19:09Come on, now.
19:10This is a tough game for the Clovers, folks.
19:13Hey, hey, right there, right there.
19:14Let's fucking go.
19:17Come on, baby.
19:18Hey, hey, team.
19:19Come on.
19:20Hey, here we go.
19:20Briar has control of the puck.
19:22Logan, Logan.
19:22There you go.
19:23Logan back to Graham.
19:23Move it, move it.
19:24Come on, move it, move it.
19:25Graham back to Logan.
19:26These two are passing us back in force like Plamidia during Welcome Week.
19:28Come on, guys.
19:29Let someone else have a turn.
19:30It's only fair.
19:32Come on, man.
19:35Nine.
19:36Damn, so close.
19:37Chatter tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
19:39Get him, baby.
19:40Graham's right there with the interception.
19:42Come on, G. Pass up.
19:44Come on, everybody.
19:45Take it up.
19:46Take it up.
19:46Graham takes a load in.
19:49Yes.
19:50Oh.
19:53Puck's absolutely pounding with Chattery Clovers.
19:57All right.
19:58All right.
19:59He's good.
20:01Kyle.
20:02Brother lives.
20:03He knows it.
20:04Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it
20:11up!
20:12Fuck it up! Fuck it up! Fuck it up!
20:19I did it, baby.
20:23Hey, let's go, settle my bowl!
20:28Oh yeah.
20:41Hey, waste not, lest he be wasted.
20:43Come on.
21:01Come on, come on, baby.
21:04Oh, boy.
21:05Come on.
21:10I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
21:16In love with you.
21:18Yes, ma'am.
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:23Oh, yeah.
21:25Well, I heard you might look out so bad.
21:31What?
21:32Holy shit.
21:33I mean, you totally male boy hot.
21:36Good.
21:36I feel like an absolute cliche.
21:39Any sign of Justin?
21:40No, not yet, but he'll be here.
21:42Stictile takes birthdays very seriously.
21:44Who cares?
21:45Oh, hey.
21:46Thanks, man.
21:47No, thanks.
21:48I don't drink at parties.
21:49Oh, yeah?
21:50No worries.
21:51I'm not a big drinker either.
21:52One on practice nights.
21:53Five after a game.
21:53No exceptions.
21:54Seems pretty strict.
21:56Do you think I was born with these acts?
21:58So what's next?
22:00It's your favorite, actually.
22:01Are you ready for this?
22:09Hockey shots.
22:11Hockey shots.
22:12Oh, shit.
22:14Yeah, get it now.
22:15You're not a vampire.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
22:19RQ, but we need you.
22:19Let's go.
22:20It's a starting line tradition when we win.
22:22Bad luck if we don't.
22:23Exactly, so we're doing it,
22:24because now we beat Chad's asses.
22:25That's right.
22:26Let's go.
22:26All right, come on.
22:27Come on.
22:27Come on.
22:28Yes, sir.
22:29Sorry.
22:30It's okay.
22:30He can miss someone.
22:34Let's go.
22:41I want you.
22:43I wish you could this.
22:44Welcome, Mike.
22:45Welcome, Mike.
22:47Welcome, over here.
22:50Welcome, Mike.
22:51Yeah, everybody got me.
22:55Take a ride, lights.
23:13Not a vampire.
23:15Hi, um, what?
23:17Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
23:19but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
23:22And you're Peter Pan Shadow?
23:24Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
23:26There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
23:29Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
23:31Dynamic duos, not his style.
23:33Even when it is a theme.
23:35So, Garrett's tutor.
23:38What's really going on?
23:39Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
23:44Someone already blocked me in.
23:46God, it looks so fun.
23:53Hey, babe, where's your duck and cup?
23:55I'm still left in the car.
23:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
23:59You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
24:01So, Ben Affleck.
24:03Babe, get the cup.
24:04So we can dance.
24:06Do we have to?
24:06Yes!
24:07I mean, come on, a house like this, a floor like that,
24:10dressed like mine.
24:12Come on.
24:13Okay, I'll find the cup.
24:19You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, have you looked at him?
24:22I mean, he's John's best friend, so, not really.
24:26John, my brother.
24:27John Logan.
24:29Right.
24:30Um, I mean, objectively, Gareth's a reasonably attractive-looking human being,
24:34and sparks blue, as they do when people, um...
24:38Sorry, what don't you get?
24:40Any of it, really?
24:42Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
24:44Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
24:47You're not what I would have expected for Gareth.
24:53So you guys, like, dating thing?
24:56Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
24:59And she's cool with that.
25:00Yeah, man, I guess so.
25:03This is the last week you didn't even know her name, right?
25:07Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
25:12Jesus.
25:12Jesus, do you see anything non-alcoholic?
25:14It's for Hannah.
25:16She doesn't drink.
25:17She said not at parties.
25:19Huh.
25:24Cute.
25:25Uh, here, try this.
25:29Clothes cans are safer, bro.
25:33Thanks.
25:36I'll be the hero.
25:40I can say this because Gareth's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
25:45You know that, right?
25:47Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
25:51Kind of nice when he wants to be.
25:53Hey, uh, sorry that took so long to find any mixers, but...
25:57I thought, maybe...
25:58I don't know.
26:00You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
26:03Yeah, actually, thanks.
26:15Okay.
26:16That was totally cute.
26:19My single ass needs another drink.
26:22Bye, Jules.
26:25Good work.
26:26Good work.
26:37Good work.
27:04Yo, Danny, you do me a favor and take one of these out of my hands.
27:12Who is that?
27:15Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
27:19That's really helpful.
27:20Yeah.
27:21I got an idea.
27:27Oh, my God.
27:28Wait, this is me.
27:29Say, yo.
27:29No.
27:34Who says you're struggling with your sister?
27:37I can still change the song, big.
27:40I can switch to my party here in the club.
27:44If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
27:48If you're a party, you can step on the floor.
27:51If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
27:54Break the sweat on the floor.
27:56Yeah, we work on the floor.
27:58Don't stop.
27:59Keep it moving.
28:00Put your drinks up.
28:02Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
28:04Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
28:08You know we're running tonight on the floor.
28:11Go feel Morocco.
28:13Remember to appease them.
28:14Straight to LA, New York.
28:16Vegas to Africa.
28:18Dance the night away.
28:20Live your life and stay young on the floor.
28:24Dance the night away.
28:26Grab somebody.
28:27Drink a little more.
28:47Should we dance or what?
28:59Oh my god.
29:00Just in here.
29:01Okay, be cool.
29:02You're with me.
29:04Chill.
29:05Hey, there's just another guy.
29:07Right?
29:13Is he looking?
29:19Ooh, yeah.
29:30What?
29:39Okay.
29:42Where are we going?
29:43He needs to see this.
29:43And he has.
29:44You got him interested.
29:45Now we got to go.
29:48But he's talking to someone.
29:53Hey.
29:54Watch the player.
29:55What the hell does that mean?
29:58It means trust me.
30:11This is the part
30:13where I tell you
30:13all the things I want to do to you
30:16when we're alone.
30:18I feel so good.
30:22Now
30:24you can watch.
30:29My baby don't work for me
30:31but I get lost in all these streets.
30:33Seek my son where it's left me
30:35and with the crowd I cannot breathe.
30:37My baby's no good for me
30:39no good for me
30:40no good for me
30:49Oh, thank God. I'm exhausted.
30:55You're not letting me take the bed?
30:59Nope.
31:00Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
31:02Apology accepted.
31:03I'm not sleeping on the floor.
31:07Well, it really sounds like a pickle.
31:09You can't just decide.
31:11It's funny. It seems like I just did.
31:12Oh, my God. You're so stubborn.
31:16You know the bed is big enough for two.
31:19Absolutely not.
31:20Okay, you're lost.
31:24Whoa. You're pizza shit.
31:27Am I?
31:29Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
31:32No, okay. You're right. You should take the bed.
31:37Wait, no.
31:38No?
31:39No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
31:42Get back on the bed. I'm taking the floor.
31:43I don't need your pity.
31:44That's all you were seeing in the morning.
31:46You just collapsed on it two seconds ago. Take it.
31:48I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
31:49So am I.
32:02Why?
32:05Why?
32:06You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
32:29Do you always get so beat up out there?
32:33Nah, you get used to it.
32:35Hurt more when I was starting up.
32:37How old were you?
32:39When I started playing.
32:40Hmm.
32:41I don't know.
32:42As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
32:45There was a lot of pressure on a kid.
32:49Skating was the fun part.
32:53Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
33:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
33:07Lifting birthday parties.
33:09Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
33:13And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
33:20Why do you still do it?
33:25I guess.
33:30I wouldn't know who I am without it.
33:33Spent my whole life training for a dream and I'm so close to it if I stopped it.
33:40I don't know.
33:42It makes sense.
33:43Seems like you never really had a choice.
33:48Yeah, right.
33:50Fuck that.
33:53Yeah.
33:54Yeah, fuck that.
34:00You gotta practice with the Bruins?
34:03They let me run a drill for fun.
34:06Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker?
34:15Oh my god, no.
34:16Turn that off.
34:17That's so embarrassing.
34:18That's so embarrassing.
34:41Did you write this?
34:43It's incredible.
34:45And high school.
34:54They're really good.
34:56Two hearts beating as one.
34:59Run right into the sun.
35:03Oh, what would I give to go back?
35:09Back to pain.
35:10Gotcha.
35:15I gotta tell you something.
35:18The other night at the Eastwood game, I was struggling.
35:26And then, I heard someone singing.
35:31Elton John.
35:32Right?
35:34I followed your voice through the tunnels.
35:39I saw you in the green room.
35:43Saying it out loud, I realize that sounds creepy, but you were so, like, genuine, you know?
35:55Free.
35:56Free.
36:00He centered me.
36:08Jules posted us.
36:10Wait, what did they say?
36:13Actually, hang on.
36:14Let me see.
36:20We did it.
36:22Yeah, we did it.
36:24Wait, I have just a thing.
36:25Have you heard Miley's cover of the Bitches Park?
36:27Yeah, of course.
36:28I'm a man of taste, Welsie.
36:29Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's vision?
36:32Who's Billy Porter?
36:35Gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
36:36Come up here.
36:44Will you show me something of yours?
36:46Well, like a classical piece?
36:48No, like the one on your Instagram.
36:50Uh, no.
36:51I don't write like that anymore.
36:54That's crazy.
36:56Why not?
37:00It's, like, scary.
37:02Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
37:06Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the Pop Showcase.
37:10But it's not there yet.
37:12The lyrics are hard for me.
37:14It'll get there.
37:16It has to.
37:17I need to win.
37:18You hate losing that badly, huh?
37:20I do.
37:21When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
37:24Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
37:26And the only way to get a scholarship is to win.
37:39Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
37:41Like, can you collaborate?
37:42Yeah, sure.
37:43As long as it's still mine.
38:01I mean, there's your answer.
38:04It's Justin.
38:05Yeah, I mean, just asking for help.
38:07Pretentious douches love that shit.
38:09He is not a pretentious douche.
38:13Okay, yeah.
38:14Whatever you say.
38:24Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
38:26Hmm.
38:28Their Coachella set will change your life.
38:30Huh.
38:30Hmm.
38:41Hmm.
38:45Hmm.
40:01Hi.
40:01Hey.
40:02It's Justin.
40:03Yeah.
40:04Josh.
40:05Is the seat taken?
40:06No.
40:07Yeah.
40:07Yeah.
40:08Cool.
40:08Yeah.
40:09Yeah.
40:09Yeah.
40:13Yeah,
40:14yeah.
40:25Yeah.
40:32Yeah.
40:33You're right.
40:39And don't want to be close to the heat
40:41I don't want to get burned
40:43I don't want love like that
40:45But I can't go any further
40:47Till it starts coming back
40:49I'm a rock star
40:50And I'm never around when you need
40:53Like a race car
40:55Driving away from the scene
40:57Does she want me to stay?
40:59Does she want me to pack?
41:01You can't push me any further
41:03Till it starts coming back
41:05Turn me all around
41:08Ride up, side down
41:10Spin me like a boat
41:12Drop your finger on me
41:14I feel so far
41:16You're all I want
41:18Spin me like a boat
41:20Drop your finger on me