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00:23We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:27He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:34Homelander, amen.
00:38But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:53Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:55It ain't no metaphors in this house, Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:02They spew and vomit, they're eating babies, they're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:07Lord have mercy.
01:12We cast those demons out of this house.
01:15We fight hellfire, we're holy fire.
01:18We fight with the ballot box.
01:20We fight with the ammo box.
01:23Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:28You are not here to be blessed.
01:29You are here to do war.
01:31Amen.
01:33Amen.
01:36Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:38I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
01:42Then I need you to praise him.
01:44Praise him.
01:45Praise him.
01:46Praise him for victory.
01:47Praise him.
01:48Praise him for America.
01:49Praise him.
01:50Praise him for our superheroes.
01:52Hallelujah.
01:55Stand up.
01:56Stand up.
01:58In the name of Jesus.
01:59Jesus, my sweet boy.
02:03Amen.
02:05Amen.
02:19Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
02:22The charming little burg, best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:30Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:36Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
02:55You're still working on the virus.
02:57Not working.
02:58Sorted.
03:00Next to this diamond, geezer.
03:06Samir.
03:07I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:13Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:16When that cunt homelander brutally murdered them in cold blood.
03:21Poor sots.
03:22Didn't stand a chance.
03:24Samir?
03:25Hi, I'm Huey.
03:26I was friends with Vicky.
03:27I...
03:31I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:32Are you an idiot?
03:33You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:34And kept me in prison.
03:35So did you.
03:36You shot me with the virus.
03:37Your leg re-grew.
03:38All right, all right.
03:39Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid that shit so we could crack on with a godly
03:44work of revenge.
03:45And, good news.
03:47Samir's done it.
03:48As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:53Or so we reckon.
03:54We just need a little dry run.
03:56This thing kills just Homelander?
03:59Or every soup?
04:00Don't know.
04:01But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:03Jesus fucking Christ.
04:05Would it affect humans?
04:06Well, you know, we've got to test it.
04:08We're close to Cleveland.
04:09You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:12I'm glad you're back, mate.
04:14Rock Hard?
04:15A member of Teenage Kicks.
04:17Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:19Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:21Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:26Oh, he's called Fuck Lincoln in the year.
04:28Filled it with so much hot calm, it burst out of his mouth.
04:32Which makes Rock Hard a perfect labret.
04:35Indestructible, or nearly.
04:36Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:37And, no one gives a fuck about him.
04:40So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
04:45Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:48So, let's get cracking.
04:51We've got to stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
04:55With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
04:58local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:07Here you go.
05:09Where'd you get these from?
05:10Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:16So, how are we going to do it?
05:17Do what?
05:18Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:19We'll kill him.
05:19No, we're not going to kill him.
05:21We're not just going to go along with this, right?
05:25I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:27Have we forgotten how fuck's Butcher is?
05:29He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:31Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:34I said we take the virus and we run.
05:36We'll kill him.
05:37Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:42That's a good price in any war.
05:45I'm kidding.
05:46It's a shit decision, alright?
05:48We're not denying that.
05:49But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
05:51We don't have a motherfucking choice.
05:53Yes, there is a choice.
05:54And no, it's not yours to make.
05:55You're not the one who's going to die.
05:56Right?
06:00Why do you always give in to them?
06:04Kimiko, please, wait!
06:19Hey, so, it's been a tough year.
06:22No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:26Why do you bring it up?
06:28Just your whole vibe.
06:29Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
06:33Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:35It's just, uh...
06:40Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
06:46It's okay.
06:47We can...
06:48We can figure this out.
06:51We can...
06:52Talk?
06:54Yeah.
06:55Mm-hmm.
06:56Or, counterpoint, not talk.
07:01I mean...
07:03Yeah, that's a...
07:05That's a breaking milling point.
07:08Mm-hmm.
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:15Mm-hmm.
07:16Mm-hmm.
07:16Mm-hmm.
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:20You stood there.
07:21Oh, girl, listen.
07:22Judoff, listen to you by Homelander.
07:25Shot here, here, here.
07:26It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:28That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:30The pain...
07:34And you're okay with it!
07:36No!
07:39On my life, I'm not.
07:41But this is happening, with or without us.
07:44So, I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, so I can protect you.
07:53I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
08:02You're the show.
08:05You're the procedures.
08:10I've never dreamed.
08:13You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:22I'm sure if I do.
08:25You said, don't play up.
08:29Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Goddamn it, A-Zroon.
09:01I didn't need to come to this.
09:04I don't know.
09:04You left me no choice.
09:07I know my leadership style can be...
09:09Stern.
09:11But...
09:12It's for your own good.
09:15I like to think of myself as...
09:18The big brother...
09:20That you never had.
09:27You remember that girlfriend you had?
09:32Oh...
09:32Paul.
09:34Pop Fang.
09:36Betrayed us both.
09:37To William Butcher, no less.
09:39Huge mess.
09:40Your fault.
09:40What did I do?
09:42What did I do?
09:44I gave you a chance to make things right.
09:47I...
09:47I reached out my hand.
09:51And you bit it.
09:53What did I ever do...
09:55To deserve that?
09:56What?
09:57Was I too nurturing?
09:59Too forgiving?
10:00Well, maybe.
10:01But damn it.
10:01You weren't like the others.
10:04Snakes.
10:06Backstabbers.
10:06I could count on you, man.
10:08I did count on you.
10:09I loved you.
10:12But here we are.
10:15Why does this keep happening to me?
10:22I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
10:27You wouldn't understand.
10:31Nobody does.
10:43If you have to do this,
10:50All right.
10:57All right.
10:59So.
11:04Oh.
11:09You'll be right then.
11:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:12Eyes on me.
11:14Freaky when I wake and I know you wanna know you wanna know you wanna know.
11:17Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
11:19I'm Countess Crow.
11:20Countess of the Crows.
11:22And we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
11:26Wankers.
11:26Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
11:29You only could pay like 50 grand of posts for this shit.
11:3250 grand.
11:34Dog wankers.
11:39Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of Constraint are gonna hear.
11:42Frenchy, how much longer?
11:43Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
11:45They go out, they go in.
11:47Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
11:48He might not live here anymore.
11:50Every day, Countess Crow.
11:52Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement.
11:55I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
12:03Everything okay?
12:04All good.
12:14All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
12:17Nip in, twat in.
12:18Ready back here.
12:21Keep the engine running.
12:30Are you ready?
12:57Internet's down.
12:58Cam's too.
12:58Um, yeah, we have a problem.
13:04Putain, man.
13:07He really let himself go.
13:13The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
13:20I got it.
13:20Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
13:23My dick weighs more, bitch.
13:27Well, right in that way, we can move him.
13:29You can move the three of us.
13:31So, what now?
13:49What the fuck?
13:50No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
13:51I don't want to hurt you.
13:53You're safe, okay?
13:54Harry, you've been in deep freeze again.
13:56Oh, Jesus Christ.
13:58For how long?
13:59Almost two years in a CIA black site.
14:02I just found out this morning.
14:05You found out this morning?
14:06Yeah.
14:07But that just happens to be in your room.
14:12Did you fuck me?
14:14What?
14:14Is this some kind of incest thing?
14:16No!
14:16Then what the fuck is this?
14:18Look, I...
14:20I want you to find William Butcher.
14:22Find him yourself?
14:23Well, the people that work for me are limited,
14:25and you are the best tracker there is.
14:29I just...
14:29I need you to find him and report back.
14:31Very simple.
14:33You want me to work for you?
14:36Well, why don't we say work with me,
14:39and I can help you.
14:41I can give you a proper comeback.
14:43I don't need you for that.
14:45Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
14:49Okay.
14:50All right.
14:51Listen to me.
14:52I'm no ass felch and commie.
14:55You got that?
14:56I know.
14:56I know.
14:57And listen.
14:58I am Vought now.
15:00Me.
15:01So the public?
15:02They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
15:06I can resurrect you.
15:07I can give you back what you lost.
15:10I can even make you number two in the seven.
15:12Number two?
15:15Or how about I finish the job
15:17and blast you to kingdom fuck?
15:21Hey, you could try.
15:24Who knows?
15:25You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
15:29Or you might not.
15:31But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
15:34more than you hate me.
15:38After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
15:41I tried to kill you.
15:44The minute I turn my back,
15:45how do I know you won't return the favor?
15:57You find William Butcher for me.
16:01All is forgiven.
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16:17nourish your soul the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
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16:34five bros four bros okay we need to abort your mom should have aborted you
16:44fuck it who tested here what test mr charcutave the virus is contagious as samir says c'est fini
16:51the game is over no butcher's right brockhardt has seen us so we can't leave virus what
16:58virus look i didn't break you lot out of the pain to flap about now all we gotta do is
17:04seal the
17:04ventilation every exit point tighter than a boy scout's arsehole a jamboree
17:13maybe
17:17yo
17:20is that motherfucker holding his breath his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
17:25and he can't probably own his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale
17:28if he won't breathe how do we get the virus in him whoa he ain't our first whale is he
17:34you
17:35lot sort this i'll fetch the virus can we go you with me
17:44oh you two leave it out would you fucking work in here
17:50hey come in with you what fool i don't trust you
17:54hmm yeah suit yourself
18:04we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers coincidentally the
18:09map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed where's war he just disappears every
18:14afternoon we'll see where he's going we'll say shit he's on method meisner technique
18:20is that a jew thing we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can
18:25invoke
18:26the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president good idea what qualifies
18:31someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander
18:36content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52 000 data points
18:42on every user we truly live in an age of wonder but we are the need to triple the amount
18:49of freedom
18:49camps to hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts all those
18:55corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little dry people get
19:01twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes the president is
19:06thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up and a lot of
19:11these
19:12sympathizers or vaut customers will their arrests eat into your bottom line no we'll just start
19:18selling ads on vaut plus wow amazing ashley you're a real che givada well all righty then let me ask
19:24the most important question do i got immunity
19:38for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
19:44they work for me everyone soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven once
19:50he is located william butcher and annie january wait wait what sir no sir i i can do this i
19:56can
19:56bring them in well like you did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence
20:02oh and steve soldier boy's gonna need a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know
20:09treason
20:12consider it done sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can
20:18you
20:18make him a manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir no steven
20:31i'll also have a manhattan god damn this one could soups teabag the president since me
20:56okay what's next
21:02what is it
21:11look down
21:19almost got you
21:22fuckers
21:23ha ha
21:24oh
21:28at least that explains how he's groomed
21:32from bashing his bishop gross
21:43that's what i'm talking about
21:47oh god
21:51fucking unsanitary
22:21next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my vitality collab
22:26velvet ember it doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
22:33we talked about this i don't have a choice they make me do this
22:38here we go
22:40today i'm going to be going for a dark hero look so we're going to be using black noir's noir
22:44black
22:44liquid eyeliner because it is the
22:48you dare enter my dark domain i am countess crow countess of the crows and i shall make you
22:55ruin the day that you decide to
22:57fuck
23:06c'est ça
23:09it's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
23:14it's like a metaphor for life no
23:15it's a metaphor for my balls
23:24when was elani what is the matter a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
23:30they're all gone just like the one in portland and sacramento and boise
23:35i guess we can add a train to that list right
23:41you didn't kill them they chose to fight yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
23:47i told them that we were going to make it out
23:50fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
23:55if you don't pity you any of this no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't
24:04so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you i led them to a shallow grave
24:14so i just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie no
24:20i can't live like that if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
24:31i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
24:37and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
24:43what the fucking shit you get up every day and you keep
24:47going anything else is an insult to the dead
24:55great let go get your chopped old man hands off of me yes we didn't make it to patrol today
25:00oh shit starlight oh my god you guys are terrorists what do we do with her same as rock hard
25:10um you don't have a choice all right come on no what let me go
25:26oh
25:39pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood all this crime stopping makes me so
25:44thirsty turbo rush the drink of heroes only 15 calories
25:51cut cut that was a good take no please this is a mistake i am not sorry
25:57only 15 calories yeah now with acai and makaroos
26:04no corey go back inside please no you stay back because if you ruin my shot it's on site
26:10bitch okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided
26:14okay all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai and makaroos
26:24that's perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
26:27oh
26:33all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles
26:39be up the rest of the hour we stay the course mine's on the fighting job
26:43fuck the job
26:47can we go down
27:15homelander homelander
27:22sage i was just um what can i do for you well that was quite a surprise today are you
27:30sure waking
27:31him was the right call yes did you tell soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course
27:37not
27:39what am i gonna say uh uh uh yeah hey i really want you to do this job for me
27:43but careful because
27:45there's a soup killing virus out there and you may die screaming sure you would have jumped at that
27:51oh you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
27:57well besides if there is a virus out there better you take the risk than us right
28:03ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad
28:12so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen when it does you won't go
28:17to
28:17pieces because it was tactical right right
28:53testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough transporting it
28:58without the necessary all right all right let's talk in we'll give it i'll take it
29:10so how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way
29:17it could kill every superhero on earth there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every
29:22human on earth huh well best not drop out
29:33thank you so much
29:43breathe
29:59I'm too late, no! The Conan is imparious!
30:02Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
30:04Merda, we're doing everything we can, huh?
30:15You know, you were wrong earlier. We're not terrorists.
30:19Oh, God, when everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
30:23and Sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
30:26Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right? It's just a shitty situation.
30:32Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
30:39We don't wanna be here any longer than we have to be.
30:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
30:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
30:51I got a teenage daughter.
30:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
30:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows that one time?
30:59What's it called, a murder?
31:02Oh, let me guess.
31:04Sheila and Nature Crows?
31:07Damn. Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
31:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
31:13Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
31:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
31:18It's ridiculous.
31:20Hole.
31:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
31:24Rozak.
31:26Welbutrin.
31:27Lexapro.
31:28Great, great.
31:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
31:30Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
31:33All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
31:38Why are you risking your life for them?
31:45Please.
31:46Please.
31:46Please don't kill me.
31:47I just want to go home.
31:50I miss my mom and my dad.
31:54Please.
31:56Please.
32:09Please don't kill me.
32:10I just want to go home.
32:10What?
32:12Hey.
32:12I'm fucking smart, Huey.
32:14Ain't you a little glad Atrean's dead?
32:19No, I'm not glad he's dead.
32:21Atrean did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives.
32:24And he died a hero.
32:25A real hero.
32:26And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
32:29Listen.
32:31I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
32:33You've earned your seat at the table, so...
32:36I'll give it to you straight.
32:38You've got to knock this weird cape and pussy shit out of your head, mate.
32:41Ain't doing no one no favors.
32:43Especially your girl.
32:45I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
32:46Don't talk to me about it, Annie.
32:47You don't know what's going on with her.
32:48Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
32:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket, listening to your heart bollocks,
32:56is just going to get her killed.
33:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
33:06You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
33:09But I won't let you do it.
33:14Love it.
33:27I hate the vial!
33:30It's good.
33:34Wait, is that?
33:39Well, well, well.
33:41He's dead, right?
33:42He's supposed to be dead?
33:44Supposed to be.
33:46Mallory put on my nose for a bit.
33:50You're telling us this now?
33:54Somebody out there likes us, mate.
33:56In what fucking way?
33:57Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
33:59Who better than Homeland is old man?
34:04New plan.
34:07Oi.
34:08Why ain't she supposed to be a giant-arse dude-a?
34:10Aren't you supposed to be smart?
34:12Running a truck under the name Don T.
34:14Be a cunt.
34:14Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
34:16Well, oldie better goodie.
34:22No, mate.
34:24Just you and me.
34:33I guess it's true.
34:35You one of us now.
34:37Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
34:39Then fuck it, beat him.
34:40Being super is not going to save you.
34:42That don't stop us helping each other.
34:44Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
34:47He needs doing more than ever.
34:49You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
34:51Fuck you.
34:52We had a deal.
34:53I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
34:56Put me back in a fucking box.
34:58And for what?
34:59Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
35:01A kid is your grandson.
35:03Well, was it worth it?
35:04You feeling good about that call right about now?
35:06Where is that fucking brat?
35:08Homeland is the one fucking you over, mate.
35:10Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
35:16Bullshit.
35:17God's honest.
35:18The things this virus can do...
35:21Fucking die, political.
35:23Why do you think he sent you here?
35:25Instead of coming himself, hmm?
35:28You're a sacrificial cunt.
35:29Again.
35:31I guess we'll see.
35:33You don't get it, do you?
35:35Me?
35:36Home Lander?
35:37Your old crew?
35:39Everyone fucks you over.
35:41Do you want to know why?
35:44Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
35:54What the fuck was that?
36:03Hey!
36:05You two fucktards the local supes?
36:07Holy shit.
36:08Soldier boy?
36:09What?
36:10You're a dead socialist.
36:13The fuck?
36:14This was being stupid.
36:15Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
36:17A Jap and a fairy took off east.
36:19Find them and kill them.
36:20Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
36:25Move!
36:26Fuck.
36:26Fuck.
36:27Fuck.
36:29Fuck.
36:34Fucking figures.
36:39Hey man, get ready, we're coming in.
36:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, kid.
36:44Soldier boy.
36:46He's alive?
36:48Fuck that, just how long do we have?
36:50Just Huey.
36:51Huey!
36:54We gotta move.
36:56A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
36:58Oh shit.
37:17Go!
37:17Go!
37:26Go!
37:28Go!
38:05You gotta drop a dookie!
38:08Get it?
38:09What's you?
38:12You're the dookie!
38:16You!
38:33I got you!
38:36I know.
38:49Oh my god!
38:49Are you okay?
38:50Is the virus?
38:51Let's get him.
38:55Oi!
38:56Prince!
38:57Oh shit!
38:58Go!
38:58Go!
39:05You're with me.
39:09Oi!
39:18Yui Keno, how's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
39:22All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
39:25You're kind of obsessed.
39:28Is this the virus he was going on about?
39:30The so called soup killer?
39:32Huh?
39:33Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
39:35What?
39:42No virus bitch.
39:44I will shoot.
39:45Hot cum in your face.
39:48Not...
39:49Not right now.
39:57What the fuck?
40:20No!
40:22No!
40:25Hey!
40:28Hey!
40:30Hey!
40:32Hey!
40:33Hey!
40:35Hey!
41:01I feel they're not okay anymore.
41:26Well, I did?
41:28Very.
41:29Oh, fuck.
41:30I wish I would have seen that.
41:31No, you don't.
41:35Come on.
41:36Let's leg it.
41:37No, no, no, Monker.
41:39And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
42:14Yes.
42:16May I have a word?
42:18Wait out there.
42:22What are you doing?
42:22I'm about to enjoy a Mexi Melt.
42:24There is extra if you want to join in.
42:26No, thank you.
42:26Crunchwrap Supreme?
42:27Cheesy Gordy to Crunch?
42:28No.
42:28Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
42:30I don't want any Taco Fuckin' Bell.
42:31Okay.
42:32Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
42:36Clearly the right call.
42:37He's not in the building.
42:38Thank fucking God.
42:39What the fuck?
42:41Why are we doing this?
42:42Doing what?
42:43If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
42:46Homelander sets the agenda.
42:48I was just executing.
42:48That's bullshit.
42:50You're the smartest person on the planet.
42:51There is no way you don't have an angle here.
42:53My angle.
42:55My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
42:59tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a knee replacement.
43:01All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
43:05It's nicer than I expected.
43:08Ashley, she's smart.
43:10She's got to listen to reason.
43:12Look, I've been there.
43:14Literally where you're sitting.
43:16But that chair isn't a pedestal.
43:18It's a chopping block.
43:20And I can help you.
43:21But you've got to talk to me.
43:27Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
43:30You know you can't.
43:30You can pull out the back of your skull.
43:39Wow.
43:40You're unbelievable, Ashley.
43:41That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
43:44They're arresting innocent people.
43:45But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
43:49I need a minute.
43:56From back here, I see a spine.
43:58Fucking use it.
43:59Do I get laser eyes?
43:59No.
44:00I get a psychic fucking tumor.
44:02This is junior year all over again.
44:03Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
44:06because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
44:08And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
44:10Going along won't get you what you want.
44:12Going along is why we're still alive.
44:14You should have left with A train when he asked you to.
44:16At least he had a shred of decency.
44:18That's why he's dead.
44:19First they came for the communists.
44:21And I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
44:23I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
44:24You used to love his poetry.
44:26And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
44:28You used to want to do some good in the world.
44:30What happened?
44:31I tried.
44:32I tried.
44:34But there's nothing I can do.
44:35Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
44:38The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
44:42I'm not a leader.
44:43I'm vice president.
44:44You can still do some good, Ashley.
44:46We can still do some good.
44:48Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
44:51You want that?
44:52You're better than this.
44:54You were better than this.
44:56No.
44:58Ow.
44:59So we're clear.
45:00You're absolutely sure.
45:01Triple check the results.
45:02None of you are carriers.
45:04Humans are immune.
45:05Chance, no seed of all the mail.
45:18God damn.
45:20I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
45:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23.
45:27Soldier cut down.
45:29Homelander to go.
45:30We fucking did it.
45:32All time.
45:37Okay.
45:45Let's run away.
45:48What?
45:50There are over 50 uninhabited island in the Pacific.
45:53We just need to find one so remote.
45:56Nobody will ever find us.
46:00You were right.
46:02This virus.
46:03There is no contain in it.
46:05No stuff in it.
46:06I do not know how to protect you from it.
46:08Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
46:29You did not see its carnage.
46:31It's too dangerous.
46:32It's dangerous for everyone.
46:33Innocent people are being wound up.
46:35No.
46:38Don't ask me to watch you die.
46:41I think this is how we make amends.
46:44For the lives we've taken.
46:45I think we have to...
46:47Get up every day and get going.
46:55Wait.
47:00This is all.
47:17You're allowed to freak out, you know?
47:19This virus.
47:21It's fucking brutal.
47:23I don't know.
47:24For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
47:29I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
47:32Neither of us is fine.
47:35And we shouldn't be.
47:37And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
47:40Keep our fix.
47:41But I'm not letting you die.
47:45I'm going to keep fighting.
47:49And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
47:55But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
48:13Anna.
48:14I'm late.
48:29All right, Sarah.
48:32Time for your mitts.
48:43There's a good boy.
48:58Well, hey.
48:59Be careful, sir.
49:00It's a viral contagion.
49:01I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
49:04So I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters?
49:06Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
49:08You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
49:10I told him to report back.
49:13I told him not to go in alone.
49:14Why would he do that?
49:15Well, it's more like Soldier Boy.
49:18Am I right?
49:18Leave.
49:20Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
49:22Dude, this should have been you.
49:23All right.
49:25Sorry.
49:25Leave.
49:27Leave.
49:27Leave.
49:30Bye.
49:30Bye.
49:31I was swimming.
49:47I was swimming.
49:49No.
49:56Not you, too.
49:57Not you.
50:07Why does everyone be leaving me?
50:13I'm sorry.
50:14I'm sorry.
50:18I'm sorry.
50:23I'm sorry.