00:32Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in
00:41search of worthy foes.
00:53I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!
00:58The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.
01:06Let's fight!
01:11He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!
01:17Why? These two odds are attractive!
01:21How can we repay you?
01:22There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.
01:29It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his modacity!
01:46Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved!
01:51You're the most heroic heroes in all of China! The Furious Five!
01:56Bow in respect to this great master!
01:59We should hang out!
02:01Agreed!
02:02Behind!
02:05What hanging out would have to wait?
02:07As when you're facing the 10,000 demons on Demon Mountain.
02:11There is only one thing in the gaps, and THAT'S…
02:15Get up!
02:16You'll be late for what?
