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00:00Thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Doodles and ToeFu.
00:04Before you eat them and saw, if you need anything, just ask.
00:11Hey, I'm serious!
00:12Oh, the Dragon Warrior's mop.
00:15He mopped these very floors.
00:17No touching.
00:18You get the mop dirty.
00:20He once waited on me.
00:22Awesome.
00:23Yeah, I have a stand to prove it.
00:24Hey, where's the Dragon Warrior?
00:26Oh, he doesn't work here anymore.
00:29He's busy out there protecting the valley.
00:32The Dragon Warrior?
00:34Oh!
00:37Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:39You should have told me you were coming.
00:41I did.
00:42I would have saved you some stinky tofu.
00:44Uh, uh, Dad, can I talk to you?
00:47Of course, son.
00:49In honor of my son, free tofu deserve for everybody.
00:55With purchases.
00:57Oh, nice.
00:58Oh, it's so good to see you, Poe.
01:01Have you lost weight?
01:02I can almost put my wings around you.
01:04Oh, well, maybe a little.
01:06Oh, poor you.
01:07You must feel weak.
01:09Let me get you some soup.
01:10Oh, no, that's okay, Dad.
01:11I'm not hungry.
01:12I'm hungry.
01:13Yeah, Poe, you're all right.
01:14Yeah, yeah.
01:15No, I'm fine.
01:15I'm just...
01:16Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits.
01:18Uh-huh.
01:19Nothing too dangerous.
01:21I mean, they were just, you know.
01:22Yeah?
01:23And then the strangest thing happened.
01:25Uh, I had this crazy vision.
01:26I think I saw my mom and me as a baby.
01:30What?
01:31Dad?
01:32A baby?
01:33Oh, Dad.
01:35What are you doing?
01:38How do I say this?
01:41Where did I come from?
01:46Well, you see, uh, some, uh, baby geese come from a little egg.
01:52Hey, don't ask me where the egg comes from.
01:55Dad, that's not what I meant.
01:58I know it's not.
02:00I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago.
02:05What?
02:06Okay.
02:08You might have been kind of, uh, uh, uh, adopted.
02:16We knew it.
02:17You knew?
02:18Well, who told you?
02:19No one.
02:20I mean, come on, Dad.
02:21But if you do, why didn't you ever say anything?
02:24Why didn't you say anything?
02:28How did I get here, Dad?
02:29Where did I come from?
02:33Actually, you came from this.
02:39It was just another day at the restaurant.
02:42Time to make the noodles.
02:44I went out to the back where my vegetables had just been delivered.
02:49There were cabbages, tunas, radishes.
02:52Only there were no radishes.
02:55Just a very hungry baby panda.
03:00Hey.
03:01There was no note.
03:03Of course, you couldn't eat it.
03:05I'd wait for someone to come looking for you.
03:09But no one did.
03:33I brought you inside.
03:37I met you.
03:40I gave you a bath.
03:44And met you again.
03:48And again.
03:52Try to put some ants on it.
04:03And then I made a decision that would change my life forever.
04:09To make my soup without radishes.
04:12And to raise you as my old son.
04:21And from that moment on, both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter.
04:29And little Paul, that's the end of the story.
04:33Look at me.
04:35No, don't look at me.
04:37That's it?
04:38That's it?
04:39They gave you in.
04:40There's got to be more, Dad.
04:41Well, it was the time you ate all my bamboo furniture.
04:45It was important, too.
04:48What's up, please?
04:49Dragon warrior size.
04:55Oh, Paul.
04:57Your story may not have such a happy beginning.
04:59But look how it turned out.
05:01You got Mickey.
05:02You got Kung Fu.
05:03And you got Doodles.
05:05I know.
05:06I just have so many questions.
05:07Like, how did I ever fit in this tiny basket?
05:10Why didn't I like pants?
05:14And who am I?
05:15I know.
05:16I know.
05:16I know.
05:18I know.

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