00:13I think there's been a slight mistake.
00:16Uh, everyone seems to think that I'm, uh...
00:21The Sacred Hall of Warriors.
00:23I'm way...
00:25What happens in this place?
00:28A master of flying lino's armor with authentic battle damage!
00:33Whoa!
00:35The Sword of Heroes!
00:37It's said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking...
00:40Ow!
00:41The Invisible Trident of Destiny!
00:46I've only seen paintings of that painting.
00:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:55No!
00:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:58The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors!
01:01It's said to contain the souls of the entire Tenchu army!
01:07Hello!
01:08Have you finished sightseeing?
01:10I'm sorry!
01:11I said come to see you first!
01:13No patience is working!
01:14Oh, well...
01:15I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere!
01:17You turn around!
01:18Sure!
01:20Hey!
01:20How's it going?
01:21How do you get finally?
01:22Master Shifu!
01:23Oh!
01:24You broke it!
01:26Someone broke that!
01:27But I'm gonna fix it!
01:28I'll...
01:29I'll...
01:29Do you have something?
01:32Ow!
01:33Ow!
01:34That's my turn!
01:35So you're the Legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?
01:39Uh...
01:39I guess so.
01:40Wrong!
01:41You are not the Dragon Warrior!
01:43You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll!
01:49Whoa!
01:49Oh!
01:50So, um...
01:51How does this work?
01:52Do you have a ladder?
01:54A trampoline?
01:55Or...
01:56You think it's that easy?
01:58That I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power?
02:02No!
02:02I...
02:03One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu!
02:05And that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you!
02:09Someone like me?
02:10Yes!
02:11Look at you!
02:12This flat...
02:13Ah!
02:14Flapy arms!
02:15You're sensitive in the flat parts!
02:17And this ridiculous belly!
02:19Hey!
02:20And utter disregard for personal hygiene!
02:23Now, wait a minute!
02:24That's a little uncalled for!
02:25Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath!
02:28Listen, Ugui said that I was dying!
02:30The Wuxi came in your hotel!
02:31Not the Wuxi came in your hotel!
02:33Oh!
02:33Oh!
02:34You know this hotel?
02:35Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty!
02:37Yes!
02:38Oh, but then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky!
02:41Huh!
02:41No, no, no!
02:42You know the hardest part of this?
02:44The hardest part?
02:45Is cleaning up afterwards!
02:46Yes!
02:48Okay!
02:49Okay!
02:49Take it easy!
02:50Now listen closely, Panda!
02:52Ugui, I have picked you!
02:54But what I'm through with you, I promise you, you're going to wish it hadn't!
02:59Are we clear?
03:00Huh!
03:01Yeah!
03:01We're clear!
03:02We're clear!
03:02We're so clear!
03:03Good!
03:05I can't wait to get started!
03:06We're clear!
03:06You're débutable!
