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The Dry S03E03-4
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00:06BIRNIE!
00:08BIRNIE!
00:09Where are you going?
00:10BIRNIE!
00:11What are you doing?
00:13Mom?
00:14Mom, what are you doing?
00:16BIRNIE!
00:17BIRNIE!
00:17For God's sake!
00:19That was quite impressive.
00:20Yeah.
00:20BIRNIE!
00:22BIRNIE!
00:22No, Dad!
00:23BIRNIE!
00:24BIRNIE!
00:25No!
00:26Dad!
00:27Daddy, okay?
00:29I'm fine.
00:30I'm fine.
00:31I'm fine.
00:31What the hell is wrong with this family?
00:35What the fuck, Shiv?
00:36Okay, that was not what was supposed to...
00:38Oh, I'm really sorry.
00:39What the hell were you thinking?
00:40Daryl found me.
00:42Okay, he wanted to meet his birth mother.
00:43What was I meant?
00:44So you're their brother?
00:45Half-brother.
00:46Yeah, my dad's not...
00:48Tom.
00:49Okay, this is wild.
00:50No, this is insane.
00:51You've actually fully lost the plot this time.
00:54Caroline, will you just listen?
00:55Of course Mom doesn't have another kid.
00:56She's been going out with Dad since they were like 15.
00:59What, she met someone before that and got secretly knocked up?
01:02Not impossible.
01:03Dad, tell her.
01:05Mom didn't have a kid before you met.
01:08Well, um...
01:10Not before we met, no.
01:13What?
01:13Look, we, um...
01:15We broke up when we were 18 for a bit, you know, for a year or so.
01:19And that's where your mother met Nigel.
01:24Nigel?
01:25Nigel?
01:26Yeah.
01:26I know.
01:27He was in a band.
01:28Punk.
01:29Wow.
01:31So you knew about this?
01:32Well, no.
01:34Well, I mean, yes, I knew, but I didn't think it would...
01:36You know, we didn't think it would ever...
01:39I mean, this is quite a...
01:42You know?
01:44My God.
01:45Who are these people?
01:48Okay, get out.
01:49Caroline, I know this is a big shock, but...
01:51Get out!
01:53Sweetheart.
01:53No!
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55Get out!
01:59Out!
02:00Out!
02:01I'm just trying to talk about this fucking house.
02:05This was supposed to be my night.
02:08It was supposed to be about my baby and my new family, but no, you had to make it all
02:11about you like you always do, Shiv.
02:13To be fair, she kind of made it all about Daryl.
02:19Well, that went well.
02:22What were you thinking, Shiv?
02:25What was I thinking?
02:27You're the one who's been lying to us our entire lives.
02:29What were you thinking?
02:30You could at least have given her some warning.
02:36Where are you going?
02:37To find your mother.
02:41Do you want any help?
02:43No!
03:12Bernie!
03:15Bernie!
03:18Bernie, stop!
03:22Bernie!
03:26Bernie!
03:31She just jumped over the wall and ran off.
03:33Yeah.
03:34And turned off her phone so no one can reach her.
03:36Wow.
03:38Committed.
03:39I mean, this explains everything.
03:40Right?
03:41The reason why our family's so fucked up.
03:44Why she's always been so...
03:46Why she can never say I love you to any of her kids, only I love you too, so the
03:50implication is you've said it first.
03:52Probably explains why I'm an alcoholic.
03:55I mean, if you're only as sick as your secrets.
03:58Oh, your family's in intensive care.
04:00Exactly.
04:02Look, just try and look at the positives.
04:04At least you didn't ride them.
04:05Why do?
04:07Daryl!
04:07It was clearly heading that way.
04:09And then you would have had the whole incest taboo on top of everything and that would have been a
04:13lot.
04:14I mean, gripping.
04:17But a lot.
04:21This is so mad.
04:23Yeah.
04:23I know.
04:24I haven't had a brother here since I was like eight.
04:28What do you do for a living?
04:29Actually, I'm in the wine business.
04:32Fuck off.
04:33Yeah.
04:35Shiv, did you know about this?
04:37Daryl sells foos for a living.
04:39What?
04:40Well, I own a little vineyard in Victoria.
04:44Why didn't you tell me?
04:44Well, we met at a meeting for recovering alcoholics.
04:48How did you find her?
04:50Did you go to like every meeting in Dublin?
04:51Actually, I found all of you pretty easily.
04:55Your agency has a picture of you on their website.
04:59Caroline has a LinkedIn and Shiv posted a sobriety medal.
05:03You posted a sobriety medal?
05:04What? People do it.
05:05It's supposed to be anonymous.
05:06Yeah, I thought I'd check out a meeting and make sure she wasn't a sociopath.
05:12Okay.
05:13I think I need a drink.
05:14Do you guys have anything?
05:15Oh, yeah.
05:16Because that's what two recovering alcoholics need.
05:18A well-staffed wine cellar.
05:19What?
05:20Actually, I brought a little something for your mum.
05:25Well, um, mum.
05:28You definitely need a drink.
05:31I mean, I'd fucking love a drink.
05:33I'm in the middle of a divorce.
05:34Oh, I feel your pain there.
05:37You're divorced?
05:39Yeah, five years now.
05:40Ex-wife and I had a dog and everything.
05:43Aw, what happened to the dog?
05:45What happened to the wife?
05:47Found me in bed with another man.
05:50Two, actually.
05:52You're queer.
05:53Apparently.
05:55This day just gets better.
05:57Another gaming in the Sheridan Village.
05:59I cannot wait to tell mum.
06:02Yeah, well, you still have to find our first.
06:05Yeah.
06:09Barney, are you in there?
06:11Barney!
06:15Barney!
06:16She's not in.
06:18Sorry, Phyllis.
06:27I've reached the bar.
06:28I've reached the bar.
06:40Are you sure it's okay I'll crash here?
06:43Yeah.
06:44Yeah.
06:45You guys are still drinking and after the day we've all had, it'd be kind of weird if you didn't.
06:52Are you sure that you're an alcoholic?
06:57Let me think.
06:58Yeah.
06:59It's just after today, meeting the family.
07:02You seem very together.
07:08Well, you didn't know me before.
07:10After Carl died, I pretty much spent a decade off the rails.
07:14I just...
07:15Your brother took his own life and you found him.
07:18Anyone would go off the rails after that.
07:22And most people have a pretty fucked up twenties anyway, don't they?
07:26I don't know, I just wonder about labelling yourself an alcoholic for the rest of your life,
07:30when maybe you're just going through a rough time.
07:36You know?
07:40Her phone's still off and Dad says she hasn't come home.
07:44Shit.
07:45We did the wrong thing, didn't we?
07:47Nah, listen, the only way to handle Bernie is to rip the bandage off and wait till her screen's quietened
07:51in.
07:52She'll chill out eventually.
07:54I'm going to bed.
07:55I'll try her one more time.
08:00Right.
08:00All set.
08:01Erm, I'm just upstairs if you need anything.
08:05Erm, Shiv.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Erm.
08:12Thanks.
08:14No worries.
08:18Night.
08:19Night.
08:33Bye!
08:33Come as you are
08:36I'm gonna love you if I have to
08:38M-
08:42Ok, I'm just gonna say him, he is definitely my favourite member of our family.
09:00Come as you are
09:03I'm gonna leave you if I have to
09:21Come as you are
09:24I forgot how much I missed you
09:35How are you feeling?
09:36Good, yeah. Almost got five hours.
09:41Still can't wrap my head around it.
09:44Bernie has a kid with a man who's not Tom.
09:46Seems to be a Sheridan habit.
09:50His dad was in a punk band. How cool is that?
09:52Can we not talk about this?
09:58He's your half-brother.
09:59He's a stranger. Rory, who grew up on the other side of the world.
10:02Those are the facts. That's what we know.
10:04Yeah. I'd prefer if we didn't discuss it.
10:08Have you told your mother our news?
10:10There's more news.
10:12We've chosen a name for the baby.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Peter.
10:16Peter?
10:17Little Pete.
10:18It's cute, isn't it?
10:21Hmm.
10:23Well, we like it.
10:25I love it.
10:27Totally suitable.
10:28Right, I'm gonna grab my jacket.
10:33Of course, that was my little nickname for Rory's father.
10:39God rest his soul.
10:40For his father?
10:42His... you know.
10:44But only when it was hard.
10:47Hard?
10:48God, that brings me back.
10:51Little Peter, little Peter.
10:53Come out, come out, wherever you are.
10:55Sorry.
10:56I gave little Peter a kiss and woke him up.
10:59So did I.
11:01Here.
11:02Go.
11:03Now.
11:04Go.
11:09That's my paternity leave.
11:10Over.
11:12You two girls have fun at home today.
11:15Love you.
11:17Little Peter, little Peter.
11:20Actually, we're going ours.
11:22Where?
11:23Somewhere.
11:44Bernie!
11:45Back again!
11:46I thought they were in France.
11:48Can't talk now, Greta.
11:49Late.
12:00Why won't you just give me her address?
12:02Well, what are you going to do?
12:03I don't know.
12:04Send flowers.
12:07Stand on the doorstep with some flowers.
12:09All day.
12:09I feel bad about the way things went down last night.
12:12Me too.
12:12But she's acting like a child.
12:13Can you just let me handle this?
12:15She's my mum too.
12:18Sorry.
12:19Sorry.
12:19That sounded weird.
12:21It's okay.
12:24I'll text it.
12:25Okay.
12:25But maybe me and you should do something later.
12:29Dinner or something.
12:30Just in case she...
12:32In case it doesn't go the way you hope.
12:36You're a good half-sister, you know that?
12:39Yeah, I think I'm pretty much nailing it.
12:42No, I'll see you later.
12:53Watch it, dickhead!
12:55Christ!
12:59Can you go away?
12:59Here, buddy.
13:00I think I'll be teaching you this soon.
13:03No.
13:03Thank you, Dave.
13:04Oh, yeah.
13:05I'm sorry.
13:06I'm going to go second here, though.
13:11Mom!
13:23Ah, Jesus.
13:33You've reached Anya Harrington
13:34Leave a message
13:36Hello Anya
13:38This is Tom Sheridan
13:41I'm really sorry but
13:43I think I'm going to have to
13:44Cancel our special night tonight
13:48I've got this terrible jesting
13:50And you know
13:52I think I should just go to bed
13:54On my own
13:55Yeah so sorry about that
14:00Thanks again
14:11So we're going to be drawing fruit
14:14No
14:16No obviously
14:17We're not going to be drawing fruit
14:19I just thought we could use the fruit
14:21As a starting point to explore
14:22Our main theme of gender
14:29Seems a bit basic
14:30I thought we were doing a project in response to the artists in residence
14:33Yeah toxic masculinity and taboo
14:35Well we're not anymore
14:36Why?
14:38Because we're doing something else
14:39Well I've already started
14:41And I want to learn from a real artist
14:46Well firstly I am a real artist
14:49Just because I have to make a living
14:51Doesn't mean I'm not an artist
14:52And secondly if this theme doesn't inspire you
14:56We can always pick something else
14:57Any suggestions?
15:06Yeah
15:07I like toxic masculinity and taboo
15:09Me too
15:10It's bold and challenging and
15:13He's actually taking responsibility
15:15Making work that's personal
15:17All artists make work that's personal
15:19It's not exactly original
15:21Have you?
15:23Of course
15:23About what?
15:26Well I've made work about
15:31I've made work about being an addict
15:33You're an addict?
15:35Yes actually
15:37Cool
15:39What kind?
15:41I don't really think that's important
15:44Heroin
15:44Look
15:45This isn't about me
15:46You have really good skin for an addict
15:48Did you inject or smoke?
15:50Look I'm not going to get into the hole
15:52This is not the time or the place
15:58Oh what the hell
15:59You're all adults right?
16:02I'm
16:06I'm an alcoholic
16:10Oh
16:11Yeah
16:13I mean my mum is one of those
16:15I suppose it's better than a food addict
16:17How's that even a thing?
16:18Well all addiction actually
16:20Isn't everyone in your generation
16:21Pretty much an alcoholic though?
16:22Yeah we prefer pills to get fucked up
16:25It's cleaner
16:27And it doesn't make you so fat
16:32Right
16:39We always knew it could happen
16:43Well what does he want from me?
16:45I don't think he just wants to know where he's from
16:49No it's not true
16:54But I'm not his mother
16:56The woman who adopted him is his mother
16:57I know
17:00I'll only be a disappointment
17:02No that's not true
17:08I can't see him Tom
17:10I just can't
17:12The thing is
17:14Bernie
17:15You want to
17:28Don't worry
17:28I'm going to find us
17:30A fucking amazing place to live
17:35Oh shit
17:48So I've been putting together a little presentation
17:51To give you all a flavour of Skeen's new vision for Applebee's
17:56We want to cater to a more dynamic market
17:58Ah shit
18:01Deleted that document
18:05You just close the tab
18:07Ah
18:09Panic over
18:13And in order to attract younger professionals
18:15We need younger members of our team to be more front facing
18:21People like Ant
18:24Cool
18:24Hip
18:25With the right style and the right contacts
18:29To help us appeal to a more aspirational
19:04Do you want me to go, would you?
19:08It's okay.
19:38Hello, Daryl.
19:41Oh, hey.
19:46Would you like to come in?
19:49Yeah.
19:50So, there's a two-bed in Sally Noggan.
19:52I'll take it.
19:53You haven't even seen the pictures?
19:54Once it's nowhere near Rory's mother, it's fine.
19:56If I pay the deposit in cash, can I get the keys today?
19:59I'm sorry.
20:00We have a system of credit checks here.
20:02It'll take a few days to authorise.
20:04Who's she?
20:05I'm the boss.
20:06I thought he was the boss.
20:10I'm not sure we're the right agency for you.
20:13Excuse me?
20:14Aunt, just a little word.
20:16Who is this bitch?
20:19Okay, listen.
20:20We're trying to entice a new kind of clientele,
20:22and that woman is not it.
20:25Also, I think she definitely stole that purse.
20:28Let's get rid of her.
20:29She's my sister.
20:32Remember I was telling you about my really crazy family?
20:34Oh, my God, of course.
20:37The alcoholic.
20:39Mm-hmm.
20:42Bollocks.
20:45I don't want you to think about that for tomorrow, yeah?
20:47Where are you compromising instead of courageous?
20:50Yes.
20:54Jack, can I have a word?
20:56I'd prefer if it was out here.
20:58Okay.
21:00Listen, things are a bit complicated for me at the minute.
21:03I've just found out I have a half-brother.
21:06My mom had a kid.
21:07She gave up for adoption.
21:08Oh, my God.
21:09Is Bernie okay?
21:11She's fine, I'm sure.
21:12Because that's intense.
21:13I mean, I know it's like to give up a kid.
21:15I'll give her a call.
21:17Okay, yeah.
21:19Anyway, I was just wondering how you might feel if we go back to the way things were.
21:23The way things were?
21:26With me coordinating the Artist-in-Residence program.
21:29Again.
21:30I get there has to be boundaries, and I agree, there's literally nothing I could learn from you, artistically.
21:35But my students seem to be impressed by your work, and, you know.
21:40At the end of the day, this is about them, not us, right?
21:43Right.
21:46So, we shouldn't let our history get in the way of their education, you know?
21:50What do you think?
21:52Yeah.
21:53Nah.
21:54I don't think that'll work for me.
21:55Oh, come on, Jack.
21:57This was supposed to be my big break, and suddenly you show up, and it's gone.
22:00You agreed to that.
22:01It's not my fault this college respects me as an artist.
22:04Do you actually believe your own hype?
22:06No, Shiv.
22:07I know the hype is bullshit, but at least I'm able to be honest about it.
22:11What does that mean?
22:12If you can't hold the interest of a bunch of 19-year-olds for a couple of hours, it's really
22:18not my problem.
22:20What, have they said something?
22:22I'll give your ma a call.
22:35When did you move in here?
22:37A few months ago.
22:42Right.
22:46I'm sorry, I wanted to offer you coffee, but I can't seem to find the Café Thier.
22:52Oh, I can give you a hint.
22:56I'll give you a hint.
23:10Oh, dear.
23:11Aw.
23:12You guys didn't have to welcome me home.
23:14Surprise.
23:15What's this?
23:17The lease to our new place.
23:18I paid the deposit.
23:19We can move in next week.
23:21What?
23:23You didn't even consult me.
23:26I know, but...
23:27After everything, my mum's just done for us.
23:30I just thought all of us living together was getting...
23:32No.
23:32No way.
23:36No way.
23:36Maybe.
23:50Hey.
23:54What?
23:57What?
24:14Did somebody call a doctor?
24:17Nino, Nino, Nino, Nino.
24:21Wait.
24:22I know just the medicine you need, Tom Sheridan.
24:24Oh, Nino, listen.
24:32Shh, shh, shh.
24:32Dr. Onya is in charge now.
24:38And you are in very skilled hands.
24:42On, on, my chest.
24:45No, I think the problem is a little bit lower.
24:51I can't breathe.
24:53Yeah, that's good.
24:54Now you're getting into it.
24:55We are going to get the blood pumping so hard.
24:58Oh, no, no, no, please.
25:01Oh, no.
25:09Tom.
25:12Is this real?
25:14Is this real?
25:37I get waves of compassion.
25:43Who am I to say that it is wrong?
25:48Hey, it's Daryl.
25:50Look, I just want to let you know I ripped that band-aid off and I'm with Bernie now.
25:54So thanks for the great advice, mate.
25:56I'll speak soon.
26:03That's your dad.
26:05Oh, wow.
26:08Look at you, too.
26:11Careful what you wish for now.
26:19Oh, my God.
26:22Oh, my God.
26:22Cool.
26:46What happened?
26:50I don't really know.
26:52Who called the ambulance?
26:55Uh, a neighbor.
26:57How did they get into the house?
26:58I can't remember.
27:00I mean, when you have a near-death experience, you can't recall.
27:03You didn't have a near-death experience.
27:05Well, that's not what the doctor said.
27:07Did my father have a near-death experience?
27:09Well, he had a minor heart attack.
27:12We're looking at some blood thinners and possibly a stent.
27:15A stent?
27:15Oh, thank God it's not serious.
27:18Do you know what could have caused it?
27:19Well, it could have been anything.
27:21You know, stress, excitement, physical exertion.
27:23Physical exertion?
27:24What's that, Ms. Nehack?
27:26Looks like a lesion.
27:28Looks like a hickey.
27:31Are they handcuffs?
27:32What? No.
27:33Jesus, Dad.
27:34I'll give you all some privacy.
27:37Oh, sorry.
27:38Another visitor.
27:40Um, I didn't mean to interrupt.
27:43Hey, Daryl.
27:46How's the patient?
27:47I had a near-death experience.
27:49He didn't.
27:50Oh, you're feeling better now?
27:52Yeah, thanks.
27:53Here, Daryl, take a seat.
27:54Oh, no, I'm not going to stay.
27:56We want you to stay.
27:57I thought it was just immediate family.
27:59Daryl is immediate family.
28:01Oh, I can wait out in the...
28:03No, Tom's glad you're here, aren't you, Tom?
28:05Absolutely.
28:07Okay.
28:11I think, you know, having a near-death experience does make you reflect on what matters and nothing matters more.
28:20Can I just say something?
28:22I know the last time we were all together, things got a bit heated.
28:27Obviously, this is an emotional situation, and there's a lot of feelings and maybe some judgments about why someone might
28:37have kept a secret like this for so long.
28:39Oh, I don't think we need to get into that now.
28:42No, exactly.
28:43We've moved on.
28:46Well, I was just going to say that whatever about the past, the important thing is that we're a family
28:52and Daryl is...
28:54A part of our family.
28:55And I'm glad he's here.
29:00Me too.
29:02Me too.
29:03Me too.
29:11So, who gave you the hickey?
29:15Please present your card.
29:18Hey.
29:19Oh, hi.
29:22I'm really glad you got to spend time with Daryl yesterday.
29:25I know what happened wasn't ideal.
29:28It's fine.
29:29Worked out for the best.
29:32Well, good.
29:35I was actually thinking, given I've had a bit more time to understand him, it might help if maybe I
29:41organise a lunch or a dinner.
29:45So you guys can just relax and hang out without the pressure to be like mother and son, you know?
29:51I just want to be a support.
29:56Oh, thanks.
29:59We're going to Wexford today.
30:01Wexford.
30:02You and Daryl.
30:03Yeah.
30:03I just want to show him where he was born.
30:06Right.
30:08You've never shown me where I was born.
30:11You were born in Holland Street.
30:13They pass it every day of the week.
30:15No, I know.
30:18Do you want me to come?
30:19I'm supposed to be working, but...
30:20No.
30:21There's no need.
30:23Besides, I think he probably just wants me to himself.
30:31I just think we could consider it.
30:33We're six months off having a deposit for a house.
30:35If we move out and start paying rent, it'll be another two, maybe three years.
30:40Really?
30:40Not that long.
30:41My mom is letting us stay there for free.
30:43And she's great with the baby.
30:44She's like a baby whisperer.
30:46Mm-hmm.
30:48And honestly, I don't think we could have coped without her.
30:52Okay.
30:53But if we were to...
30:54We're not paying rent, Caroline.
30:55It doesn't make sense.
31:03Do you think maybe you're just deflecting?
31:05What do you mean?
31:07We just found out you have a half-brother.
31:09We don't know he's my half-brother.
31:10Everyone in there thinks he is.
31:12Everyone in there is an idiot.
31:13We only have his and Shiv's word and...
31:16Frankly, I'd need a bit more reassurance.
31:19Where are you going to get that?
31:27So, Daryl.
31:28How do we know you are who you say you are?
31:30I'm sorry?
31:31Where's the evidence?
31:32Caroline, rude.
31:33No, it's okay.
31:35Shiv asked the same thing.
31:36I have a birth cert.
31:37I'm happy to show you.
31:39Yeah, it's just...
31:39That's only a piece of paper, really.
31:41You're pretty easy to forge.
31:43Yeah, but Caroline, your mother's told you.
31:45Mom told us she had a child that she gave up for adoption,
31:47but there's no proof that Daryl is that child.
31:50How would he have known?
31:51There's this thing called the internet, Aunt.
31:54I mean, that's how you found Shiv.
31:56You followed her to a meeting,
31:57which, if you ask me, is pretty dodgy.
31:59Yeah, okay.
32:00I can see where you're coming from.
32:01And actually, Shiv had an ex-boyfriend who went to Australia.
32:05Do you know him?
32:06No.
32:07Weird coincidence, though, no?
32:09But people go to Australia.
32:11Do they?
32:12I think they do, yeah.
32:13But how do we know you didn't say,
32:15bump into him in a bar, get chatting,
32:17hear about this fucked up Dublin family,
32:19do some googling, and then boom, discover there's an adoption?
32:23That...
32:24sounds very convoluted.
32:26Not for a professional swindler.
32:28Caroline, stop it.
32:29Okay, how can I prove to you I am who I say I am?
32:34DNA test.
32:37Sure.
32:38If that'll make you feel better.
32:40Now.
32:41Now?
32:42We were in a hospital.
32:44Do they do that kind of thing?
32:46We can pop down to my department, we'll take a sec.
32:48She actually works here.
32:50Just a quick blood test.
32:51Well, you know, I'm...
32:54I'm not actually that great with needles.
32:57Yeah.
32:58So I might need to work myself up to it.
33:00I'm really good at taking blood.
33:10Where are you going?
33:11Back in a sec.
33:11We need to hit the road and we're going to get to Wexford.
33:14Oh, okay.
33:14Well, maybe we should...
33:15Get the car off.
33:16Give me to a front antenna.
33:16Okay.
33:17Well, hang on.
33:18What are you...
33:19Can't talk now, Chef.
33:20Sorry.
33:22I'm glad they're in party.
33:39Here you go.
33:40Thanks.
33:42Everyone's gone.
33:43Yeah, that word to work, and Caroline and Darnell are doing a DNA test.
33:49A DNA test?
33:52Can I talk to you?
33:53I should go rest in the...
33:54No, it's important.
34:02When I was dying...
34:05You weren't dying.
34:05When my heart stopped...
34:07I think you're being a little melodramatic.
34:09I saw something.
34:12What?
34:14A vision.
34:18A vision of love.
34:21A vision of...
34:23Love?
34:23Yeah.
34:25It felt powerful.
34:27Felt like an epiphany.
34:29The most important thing in my life just flashing before my eyes.
34:34Okay.
34:37Mina.
34:38Mina.
34:39Mina's the most important thing in your life.
34:41But yeah, after you, obviously.
34:44She was there, surrounded by light.
34:48It was almost spiritual.
34:53Well...
34:53And then I heard a voice.
34:55Your voice.
34:56My voice?
34:57Tears of Bell.
34:59What did...
35:00What did I say?
35:02You told me I had to marry Mina.
35:05What?
35:06You said I had to ask her now.
35:08But you've just got divorced.
35:09You said I had to be honest.
35:11That's how I knew it was you.
35:14It's one of the things I've...
35:15Most admire about you, Shiv.
35:18Your honesty.
35:20Really?
35:25Thanks, lad.
35:34And then the voice said...
35:36What kind of painkillers do they have you on here?
35:39Make a fist.
35:46God, it is.
35:49I reckon you'd be pretty good at this.
35:52Really?
35:53Do you reckon?
35:59Must be weird.
36:00Having such a demanding job like this.
36:02Then suddenly being alone all day with the baby.
36:05Oh, I'm really alone with them.
36:07Yeah, so...
36:08Yeah.
36:09Great that Rory's such a hands-on dad.
36:13Especially considering he's not that biological father.
36:16What a dickhead, eh?
36:19Who?
36:20The baby's dad.
36:21It makes me sick.
36:23All these blokes, just like my old man,
36:25just blowing off their responsibilities.
36:27We broke up before he knew I was pregnant.
36:29Yeah.
36:29But how did he react when you told him?
36:32I didn't.
36:33I didn't.
36:36You didn't tell your ex that he has a kid?
36:39He's not really father material.
36:41Don't you think your son's gonna want to know who his dad is?
36:45Okay.
36:46We're all done here.
36:49Thanks.
36:50Didn't feel a thing.
36:55Let's hope your kid won't either, eh?
37:00See ya.
37:04Why don't I even get a say in any of this?
37:06It's coming from upstairs, Eddie.
37:09You asked to see me?
37:11Aunt.
37:12Eddie and I have been having a little chit-chat,
37:14and we have some good news.
37:15You're going to take over all of Eddie's current properties.
37:18What?
37:19All of them?
37:20Eddie's our most experienced agent.
37:22He should be free to nurture new business.
37:26So, do you think you can handle it?
37:29Yes.
37:30Yeah.
37:31I don't think he's ready.
37:32I think he's ready.
37:33I think I'm ready.
37:35But what about the commission?
37:37Oh, you'll take all the commission.
37:38What?
37:39Hang on a second.
37:40I have financial dependence.
37:42I have a place in the Algarve.
37:44I have a place in the Algarve.
38:15Dr. Sheridan.
38:17Hi.
38:20Not back from maternity leave already?
38:23No.
38:24My dad had a cardiac thing, so...
38:26Oh.
38:27Well, you look great, considering.
38:30And listen, I'm really sorry about this whole consultancy thing.
38:35What consultancy thing?
38:36Oh, we're holding interviews next week.
38:38It was supposed to be next year, but...
38:40Well...
38:41Connor's off to Japan, and so we need some in ASAP.
38:45And I know you were hoping for consideration, so...
38:50But listen, you should enjoy your leisure time.
38:53You've got, what?
38:54At least another six months at home.
39:00Jesus.
39:03Wait, Dan!
39:06I want to do the interview.
39:09Really?
39:10Yeah.
39:11This is where you stayed?
39:13Yeah.
39:14That's where I spent the last four months of my pregnancy.
39:19I must have walked up and down this road about a hundred times a day.
39:24I never saw anyone.
39:26Or if they did, they just stared at my belly.
39:30Who owned it?
39:31A woman called Carmelo Leary.
39:34She was a friend of my mother's.
39:35Teacher.
39:37My father paid her for board.
39:40Right.
39:42Was she...
39:43Nice to you?
39:45She was fine.
39:47For a woman who thought I was a little slut.
39:52Mum, I'll show you the nice bit.
39:59What do you think they're doing in Wexford?
40:01Just visiting a random hospital.
40:03I mean, is that even interesting for Daryl?
40:05Like, would you be desperate to visit the hospital you were born in?
40:08I was born in a butcher's.
40:12For fuck's sake.
40:15What?
40:15Gav wants to take me for lunch.
40:18That's nice, isn't it?
40:20We're divorced and not dating.
40:22He needs to get the message.
40:23Some people find it really hard to move on.
40:26I wouldn't mind, but Gav's really letting himself go since we split.
40:29Double chin, pot belly.
40:31It's hard to look at.
40:33I'll tell him we've another me.
40:35You know, Daryl said something interesting the other day.
40:38Oh, yeah?
40:39Yeah, just around the idea about being an addict for the rest of your life and if that's always true
40:47or if addiction could be like a phase, you know?
40:52Or like an extreme response to a trauma, say, like when Carl died.
40:57You know, it's there for a while, but it eventually goes away.
41:02Well, that's a load of absolute bollocks.
41:04Yeah, no, I know.
41:05I was just...
41:06Addiction is a phase.
41:07Tell that to the lies, the manipulations, the blowjobs and blackouts.
41:12You're not buying it, are you?
41:13No.
41:16No, of course not.
41:27So, what actually happened with you and my dad?
41:32Well, we met at a gig.
41:35Wow, shocker.
41:37Nigel's on stage with his electric guitar.
41:41And the second I saw him, I just got weak.
41:46Weak?
41:47He was very good looking.
41:49Oh, right.
41:51We got talking after the gig and, I don't know, we just had this chemistry.
41:56I mean, he had girls throwing their knickers at him every night of the week, but for some reason he
42:02liked me.
42:03We weren't together that long, it was only six months or so.
42:07But when I say together, I mean really together, every moment.
42:13So you guys were in love?
42:15Hmm, yeah.
42:19He asked me to come travelling to Asia with the band.
42:22I had my ticket bought and everything, and my parents were raging.
42:26I didn't care.
42:27I was going to see the world with the man I loved.
42:30I mean, what could be better than that?
42:36And then I found out I was pregnant.
42:39He was very upfront about it, your dad.
42:42I'll give him that.
42:43Just said it straight up.
42:45He didn't want to be a father.
42:47He was going to be a rock star.
42:50He was almost nice about it.
42:55So, he left for Asia, and I came down here, and that was that.
43:02Maybe he'd come back and visit him.
43:04Never saw him again.
43:09Well, nobody came to visit me down here anyway.
43:13Not even your folks.
43:16They just wanted me to get the baby out, and pretend the whole thing never happened.
43:21No, for those four months, the only person I had to talk to was you.
43:27And I did.
43:28Every morning and every evening, on our little walk, up and down, I'd be saying to you,
43:35Don't you worry.
43:36We're not on our own.
43:39We'll get through this.
43:43We'll get through this together.
43:56Actually, there was one person who came to visit.
43:59Who?
44:00Tom.
44:02He didn't know I was pregnant at first, but when he found out, he'd get the bus down
44:06from Dublin every Saturday, and we'd hitch into town for an ice cream, and he'd make
44:13me laugh.
44:16And for a few hours, every week, I'd feel like the kind of girl who might be worth something
44:22again.
44:26He's a good man.
44:29Yeah.
44:31No wonder you married him.
44:35Yeah.
44:53Mina, what are you doing here?
44:55You texted saying you had a near-death experience.
44:58Oh, yeah.
45:00I did.
45:01What did she do to you?
45:04Who?
45:05That woman.
45:06The lawyer with a cheap face.
45:08I don't think she had that cheap a face.
45:10She has a very cheap face, Tom.
45:13Okay.
45:13And I don't want you to see her ever again.
45:20Then I won't.
45:35Anthony!
45:36Jesus, you gave me a fright.
45:39We need to have a talk.
45:44I think I made a mistake bringing Vicky and her lot in.
45:47Why did you bring them in?
45:49I told you, man.
45:50Desperate times.
45:52She befuddled me.
45:55She's a very dark energy.
45:57Very dark, very feminine energy.
46:01I think she's trying to drive a wedge between us.
46:03I don't think she's...
46:04I need you to be my eyes and ears.
46:08Yeah.
46:09You hear of any underhanded shit she's planning?
46:12You come to me.
46:14What was that, your arse, bro?
46:15You know that.
46:18Now I need you to have mine.
46:19I need you to bring it to Brandy.
46:29Hey!
46:31How's my favourite agent?
46:33Listen, Vicky.
46:34I feel kind of bad about taking over Eddie's properties.
46:37Oh, don't.
46:38He won't be here much longer.
46:39What?
46:39But it's his agency.
46:41He only has a 10% stake.
46:42And I've explained to the bosses that if we're going to turn this place around and open more branches,
46:46we kind of need Eddie...
46:49Eddie.
46:51We're going to fire him Wednesday.
46:52Wednesday?
46:53And I want you with me when we do it.
46:56Me?
46:56Why?
46:57So you can learn.
47:00I think you're manager material, Ant.
47:02And I want to give you the chance to go all the way.
47:05Are you up for it?
47:07Uh-huh.
47:40Oh, Jack's popular, isn't he?
47:43He's so charismatic.
47:45If he was my ex, I'd find that really hard to resist.
47:49Well, I find him very resistible, actually.
47:52Yeah.
48:01If that's what you're looking for, maybe we should do a project like this.
48:09When it comes to your work, there's only one opinion that fucking matters.
48:14Your own.
48:20This is one of my pieces from a few years back.
48:24Guess how much one of these things is worth today?
48:27Hmm?
48:27Ten grand?
48:29Try fifty.
48:30Fifty?
48:31Fuck.
48:32Yeah.
48:33Just sold it this morning.
48:36So what do you think of it?
48:38They're strong colors.
48:42It's safe.
48:45Or another word.
48:46It's bollocks.
48:48Or another word.
48:50Dishonest.
48:51It's the work of someone who's run out of ideas and won't face the fight.
48:57You know what you have to do when you make work like this.
49:01You know what you have to do when you make work like this.
49:29Huh?
49:29no no take a risk and do something
49:38what else we got
49:46good
49:50good
49:52good
49:52good
49:53come on
49:54good
49:54let's greatly destroy this
49:59fucking
50:06that's it
50:07next
50:08next
50:08next
50:09next
50:27shit
50:33i thought we said no phones
50:36it's not one of ours
50:46seems
50:46we have a visitor
50:54hi
50:57no i was just observing
50:58observing
51:00kind of sounds like spying
51:03come on
51:04come on join us
51:05what
51:05help destroy my art
51:08i'm okay friends
51:09come on
51:10you always thought i'm a mediocre artist
51:11now's your chance to do something about it
51:14i don't want to
51:14why
51:16chicken
51:18no
51:18no i just think it's stupid
51:21she used to be a lot more fun
51:24okay
51:26i'm going now
51:31sorry
51:32i was aiming for the painting
51:38wait
51:38wait
51:41take my jacket
51:42no
51:44no
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52:57Hi.
53:04Oh my god, this place is gorgeous.
53:07Shh, neighbours.
53:11Yeah.
53:32What do you mean to stay here?
53:36Come on, let's make ourselves at home.
53:51Are you absolutely sure about this?
53:54Yeah, I'm sure.
53:56Because it will be treated with the utmost seriousness.
54:00I'm sure.
54:02I want to lodge a formal complaint against Jack Quackery.
54:05Starring up a hurry.
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