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00:05All right, so just keep going straight for a half mile.
00:09Are my hands in the right position?
00:11Some say 10 and 2.
00:12I say a knee at 630.
00:14Try the knee on for size.
00:17Oh, you honk your mother with that horn?
00:19This freaking nerd's trying to do his task.
00:21Give him a break.
00:25We got a live one, buddy.
00:27Elliot, time to put some fuzz on those peaches.
00:29Slow down.
00:31Slower, we really want to aggravate him.
00:32He's trying to go run.
00:34Don't let him.
00:36That's it.
00:36Nice block, buddy.
00:39He's flashing his lights.
00:40What does that mean?
00:41It's working, bud.
00:43Yellow light, yellow light.
00:44Slow, slow, slow it down.
00:46Slow.
00:48Wait.
00:52It's red.
00:53Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:55Missed the light, buddy.
00:57Sucks to be you.
00:59Good job, kid.
01:01But you did just run a red light, so I'm going to have to fail you.
01:04What?
01:11Vic, I just got off the phone with an irate father and his attorney.
01:15You have a visitor.
01:16Oh.
01:17Oh, hey, Barb.
01:18I'll take a cold brew with a splash of vanilla mussel milk.
01:22Preach.
01:23Can you just do your best to keep road test uniform and consistent, please?
01:26You got it.
01:28Yeah, that'll teach him.
01:30So, anyone notice anything new?
01:33The smell of Ceci's gross witch potion?
01:36Uh-uh.
01:37It is extra strength, bitter nail polish to help me avoid biting these girls.
01:40It also keeps the animal customers from chewing on all the bennies.
01:43Mmm.
01:45I'll give you guys a clue.
01:46Use your eyes.
01:47It's on the wall.
01:49Be kind.
01:50You know, when the bees are all gone, mankind will become extinct in four years.
01:54Thanks for that reminder.
01:56No, it's just like, be kind.
01:58Just a thoughtful message for the office.
02:00It's like, I wonder who took the time to put that up.
02:02Oh, we all know it was you, Colette.
02:03Who else does nice things?
02:05Aww.
02:06And then has to tell everyone all about it.
02:08What?
02:09Yeah.
02:09If you go, like, one dollar over on Secret Santa, the whole world has to know.
02:13Yeah.
02:14It was $2.50.
02:15I don't do that.
02:16I never had to thank somebody more for a grocery store bagel.
02:19I like doing nice things for other people.
02:21To make yourself feel good.
02:23What?
02:23It's not about me.
02:24I bet you can't do a single nice thing without taking credit for it.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:29Game on.
02:30Challenge accepted.
02:31I cannot wait to find the perfect act of kindness to do, anonymously.
02:41Hey, Greg, you got a minute?
02:42No, I'm really busy.
02:44Ugh, it's Vic.
02:46I just feel like his behavior, it just isn't always...
02:49Human?
02:50Professional.
02:51Do you have any ideas?
02:53Um, I'm gonna pass.
02:55You know, you're the manager.
02:56That's your job.
02:57That's why they pay you 47 cents more per hour.
02:59Come on, we've worked together forever.
03:01Please, help me.
03:03Come on, you were a teacher.
03:07It's the old carrot versus stick.
03:09Certain people only respond to stick.
03:11So you're saying Vic is craving a stick?
03:14The guy who jabbed me with the office EpiPen to see if I can handle an adrenaline rush?
03:19Yeah, he's craving stick.
03:21That was insane.
03:22You didn't blink for six hours.
03:23You gotta lay down the law, or else he's just gonna keep walking over you.
03:27Like last week, when he literally walked all over you.
03:30I was on the floor fixing the refrigerator leak.
03:34But I get what you're saying.
03:36This has been helpful, Greg.
03:40Oh, golly.
03:42Oh, she's peeing again.
03:53Sorry, Fred.
03:54You failed your written test again, mate.
03:56But how are you gonna get it one of these days?
04:05Sloppy salmon, homie.
04:07You got fished, Kiwi?
04:09You got me.
04:10No, I'm gonna do a thing.
04:12All right, salmon are spawning.
04:14Who wants it?
04:16Message received.
04:19Sloppy salmon!
04:21Oh, God.
04:23Vic, my office now!
04:25Uh-oh.
04:25Sounds like Mama Grizz wants a bite.
04:31Hey, how's your morning going?
04:33I'm just doing nothing.
04:35Doing nothing for no one.
04:37Oh, and, uh, la deed is la done.
04:41What are you talking about?
04:42The kindness poster?
04:43You challenged me to find something to do.
04:47What is that?
04:48Did you let that sick bird in here again?
04:50It's probably just Noah playing the new harmonica I gave him.
04:54You got him a harmonica?
04:55Okay, you know how he loves wind instruments?
04:58No.
04:58But I just left it on his desk.
05:01Anonymously.
05:01Oh, look at you.
05:03Because I don't care about credit.
05:04Just making other people happy because I'm kind.
05:10Noah!
05:11Is that a new harmonica?
05:13Yeah.
05:13Where'd you get that?
05:14I have no idea.
05:16I just found it on my desk with a little bow.
05:18Oh, was that hand-tied or?
05:21Yeah.
05:21I mean, this baby, it's like the one I had when I was seven.
05:24It was basically my best friend.
05:26Oh.
05:26Called her Monica for short.
05:28So cute.
05:35This is really special.
05:38Very.
05:39It's from you, isn't it?
05:41Actually, no.
05:42Mm-mm.
05:42But hey, hats off to whoever cares enough about you to get your initials etched into the
05:46reed plate there.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:49How could you see that from so far away, Colette?
05:51It's really good eyes.
05:52I'm a driving examiner, so.
05:54I guess I'd have a mystery office angel out there somewhere.
05:57What a mystery.
05:59Okay, fine.
06:01It was me.
06:02What the fun?
06:03That's so fun.
06:05And very confusing.
06:06Are you serious, Cece?
06:08Thank you so much.
06:10Honestly, I'm true.
06:11Ah, no touching.
06:12Okay.
06:12Well, well, this beauty, it certainly has touched me.
06:16So, thank you.
06:23What are you doing?
06:24Testing your resolve.
06:26His happiness is all that matters, correct?
06:29Yes.
06:29Uh-huh.
06:31Much more than the nine hours of back and forth I had with a very short-tempered artisan in
06:35Hamburg.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:36I broke the table.
06:41It's better.
06:42It's fixed.
06:42Don't tell anyone about the table.
06:48Oh, boy.
06:49Tough time in the principal's office, huh?
06:51Barb promoted me.
06:53What?
06:54Yeah.
06:54She said she saw something special in me.
06:57Right?
06:58Anyway, say hello to the new executive driving examiner.
07:02Are you kidding?
07:03There is one downside.
07:04I now have to be here every day at 8 a.m.
07:07That's when everyone has to be here.
07:09Oh.
07:10Big news all around today.
07:11I do not understand.
07:14Oh.
07:14That chair still acting up, buddy?
07:16I don't feel it anymore.
07:17Tell you what.
07:18I'm going to put in a request for a freshie.
07:20Perks of the promotion.
07:28They swing the ball to Barry in the corner.
07:31Up fake.
07:32Straight to the hole.
07:33There's a whistle.
07:34Ref, are you kidding me?
07:36That was a euro step.
07:37Baby, take a step back.
07:39Don't make me tee you up.
07:40Oh, right during the friggin' finals.
07:42Hey.
07:43Uh, I was wondering if you had a second.
07:45I wanted to bend your ear about something.
07:47Are you busy?
07:47Uh, well, yeah.
07:48I mean, I mean, sure.
07:49Come on in.
07:49Okay, cool.
07:51So, a co-worker begged me for advice and then did the complete opposite.
07:56Ugh.
07:57That really boils my beaver.
07:58Who was it?
07:59It was you.
08:00What?
08:01You gave Vic a promotion.
08:03Oh, that?
08:03That was just a fake title.
08:05I thought you said you were going to discipline him.
08:07Yeah, I did, but then I realized what Vic needs is to feel empowered.
08:11He needs discipline.
08:13Greg, Greg.
08:14You know how I grew up in a military family, right?
08:16Yeah.
08:17The values I learned.
08:18Loyalty, punctuality, secrecy in the name of other people's comfort.
08:22Sure, sure.
08:23Well, the discipline part was a real mixed bag.
08:26I turned out fantastic, but my sister, she's a mess.
08:31The pediatric cardiologist?
08:32No, the partner in the Manhattan law firm.
08:35Every vacation home she buys is a cry for help.
08:38I'm guessing.
08:39I've never been invited.
08:41Well, empowerment won't work for him.
08:43I think you and I both know he is not the fastest horse on the carousel, right?
08:47Executive entering.
08:49Is that a clip-on?
08:50What?
08:51No.
08:52It's Velcro.
08:53Cutting edge.
08:55Barb, I just wanted to inform you that I've been spreading the wordy word that it's all hands on deck
08:59at 0800 hours.
09:01Excellent work, Vic.
09:02It's just an honor to serve.
09:06Manager.
09:10Friggery little walk and talk.
09:12I noticed some dried out markers when I was rewriting the board.
09:15I'm going to need you to go through and weed out the duds.
09:17I'm not doing that.
09:19Lucky for you, I'm going to let that slide, but only because I love the phrase, let that slide.
09:25Dwayne, that's three bathroom breaks in an hour.
09:27I'm not going to let that slide.
09:29Oh.
09:35Hey, I just wanted to...
09:37Noah, you don't need to get me flowers.
09:39And you don't need to keep thanking me, okay?
09:41It was just a dumb harmonica.
09:42No, it is a wonderful harmonica, and I just wanted to show my gratitude.
09:46So I wrote you a song.
09:49Now, 30, 30, at...
09:59That was...
10:11I just wanted to say thank you so much for this special treasure.
10:15I will hold it close to my heart.
10:19I loved it.
10:20Do not encourage him.
10:21I hope you're happy.
10:23Your kindness is killing me.
10:24Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken credit for something you didn't do.
10:28I believe these are mine.
10:31There's something very sharp in your trash.
10:34All right, make a right turn up here.
10:36Taking a right up here.
10:38I would actually have her make a left to avoid the construction.
10:41Okay, make a left.
10:43Making a left driving examiner and driving examiner's boss.
10:47I wasn't expecting two of you.
10:49Yeah, it was a surprise to me as well.
10:51Well, as executive driving examiner, I'm testing his testing of you.
10:56Oh, if you're looking for feedback, I think his directions could come a hair earlier.
11:01Oh, I like that.
11:02What else, Katie?
11:02What else about his personality could be better?
11:06Oh, he could smile more.
11:07Yes, that's what everyone's been saying at the office.
11:10Okay, that's it, Vic.
11:11At the next stop, you're getting out.
11:13Ooh, back-talking a superior pal.
11:15Now, this test is not going well.
11:18Okay, you are not a superior.
11:20It's a fake title that Barb gave you to stop you from messing around.
11:24It's like when a teacher gives the hyperactive kid the title of special helper.
11:29We have one of those.
11:30Connor, he's door monitor.
11:32I had that job.
11:33Yeah, and it wasn't real either.
11:36Firstly, you're embarrassing me in front of our test taker.
11:38Secondly, you're jealous of my promotion.
11:40Barb thinks I'm special, and she gave me more responsibility.
11:43Did you get a pay bump?
11:45No.
11:46And in the history of the DMV, has there ever been an executive driving examiner?
11:50I was a door monitor.
11:52I don't know history.
11:53Come on, man.
11:54Can we get back to the test?
11:56Because there's an Audi e-tron with a bone in my driveway.
11:59Yeah, well, it's going to be there for a while because you failed.
12:05You hear that?
12:06The sweet sounds of silence.
12:08I took care of Noah's little flute.
12:11Harmonica.
12:12I doused it with my anti-bite nail polish.
12:15Yeah, Monica's dead.
12:17You're not being very kind.
12:19Hey.
12:21Do my lips look swollen to you?
12:23Oh.
12:23They feel kind of strange, like when I'm having an allergic reaction to something.
12:27No?
12:28No.
12:29Okay.
12:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:33I know his lips really well.
12:35They're definitely different.
12:37They're like two shades off the regular rose pink, and they're 10% plumper.
12:40I barely know what color his hair is.
12:43Oh, boy.
12:46Hey, Greg.
12:47Hey, Barb.
12:47What are you, waiting for me?
12:49No.
12:49Fun update, though.
12:51Vic volunteered for a written test for Hot Kristen.
12:53She caught a bad case of the old ouch pouch and is going cramping.
12:57So Vic volunteered?
12:59Yeah.
12:59I guess that promotion really made him go the extra mile.
13:02Pun intended.
13:03Although he's not on the road, but the pun still stands.
13:05Whoa!
13:06Yes!
13:07Whoa!
13:09I passed!
13:11Woo!
13:13Woo!
13:15Failing Fred passed?
13:17That's impossible.
13:19Question 11.
13:20When must you obey directions from a crossing guard?
13:24The answer is C, at all times.
13:27Vic, what are you doing?
13:28Oh, I don't know, Barb.
13:29Just empowering them, because I see something special in each of them.
13:34In fact, I hereby promote you all to executive written test takers,
13:39because it's just a made-up title that doesn't mean anything.
13:43And so is Door Monitor, by the way.
13:45I know.
13:48The answer to question 12 is A, as in a betrayal took place here.
13:55You told them it was a fake promotion?
13:57I did, because he wasn't fake bossing me around all day.
14:01You totally undermined me.
14:02I guess I did.
14:03Oh, wait, are you going to promote me now?
14:05Oh, I see how it is.
14:07You're full of sour grapes because you didn't get the promotion, Greg.
14:10There is no promotion, Barb.
14:12This is about you not handling an obvious problem.
14:15I handled it.
14:16How?
14:16You created a monster all because you're afraid of discipline?
14:20Why don't you let me manage?
14:22Why don't you learn how to manage?
14:24The next answer is C, for conflict.
14:27The answer to number 21 is C.
14:29Look, Barb, I'm just saying, sometimes managers have to be tough.
14:33You want to see me tough?
14:35Oh, I can be tough.
14:36You want to see barbed wire?
14:37Watch this, Greg.
14:38Hey, Vic, you're suspended.
14:41S for suspension.
14:43You just got barbecued.
14:50Hey, Noah.
14:51There you are.
14:52How's it going?
14:53Yeah, yeah, good.
14:54Not great.
14:55Good.
14:56His lips.
14:57I see it now.
14:57They look like a baboon's private parts.
14:59Everything's just a little itchy.
15:01Noah, what did you say you were allergic to again?
15:04Um, penicillin and cayenne pepper.
15:07Cayenne pepper?
15:08What about it?
15:09It's in the nail stuff I put on his flute.
15:11Harmonica.
15:11Oh, my God.
15:12Oh, my God.
15:12You poisoned him.
15:13I didn't poison him.
15:14You poisoned us with all of your kindness, okay?
15:16Calm down.
15:17It's just his lippies.
15:17He's got two of them.
15:20You know what?
15:21God, I think it's passing.
15:22The face.
15:23Oh, my God.
15:34Oh, hey, bro.
15:35I can't really talk right now.
15:37I was just calling to see how you're doing.
15:39Whoa, that ambulance is on fire.
15:41Are you driving?
15:42Yeah, I'm trying to.
15:44This yellow car keeps side-swiping me.
15:46Oh, yeah.
15:48You just flipped over.
15:50Wait, are you playing video games?
15:52Yeah.
15:52Come over.
15:53No, I'm at work.
15:55I'm doing both of our tests.
15:57How rude of me, man.
15:58I'll let you go.
15:59I thought you'd be more upset about getting suspended.
16:01What, for paid vacation?
16:03You're being paid?
16:05I don't know what I could have eaten.
16:08I only had a cow smoothie.
16:10Yeah, and you didn't think to clean the blender.
16:13I'm just going to have a little light out.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:17He can't breathe.
16:18He can't breathe.
16:18Okay, there's an epipan in the...
16:21Oh, where's that?
16:21Where's that?
16:22There, there.
16:24Noah?
16:25Hey, come on.
16:26Stay with me.
16:27Noah?
16:29There's so much guns.
16:32Tweezers, I'll put these aside for you.
16:33No.
16:33There's no time to argue.
16:35Okay, got it.
16:37Okay, we got to be quick.
16:44Are you okay?
16:45You're having an allergic reaction.
16:47I'm okay?
16:49Oh, my God.
16:50You guys saved me.
16:52Well, it was all...
16:53Colette.
16:53It was all Colette.
16:56Colette.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Thank you so much.
16:59Yeah.
16:59Oh.
17:01Oh, good.
17:03I feel good.
17:05I should go to urgent care, though.
17:07I'm just making sure that you're steady.
17:09You know, big guy.
17:11I'm feeling...
17:12Feeling good.
17:13You are feeling.
17:14You know what?
17:14I'm actually feeling great.
17:16No, no, no.
17:16Just walk.
17:17Okay.
17:17Okay.
17:18That's it.
17:20Why did you say that that was all me?
17:23Ugh.
17:23Could have been me in that hug.
17:24I cannot take another second of his disgusting gratitude.
17:29Besides, I figured you wouldn't mind scoring a few Noah points.
17:33That is very kind, Ceci.
17:36I'm extremely kind.
17:37And now, you can do something kind for me.
17:40Okay.
17:42Oh, no.
17:49Are you sure?
17:51Yeah.
17:51The bees are dying.
17:52I know.
17:54Wow.
17:57Wow.
17:58Thank you, Colette.
18:05Barb, I don't think Vic's suspension is really hitting home.
18:09Don't even get me started.
18:10You have no idea how much paperwork it takes to get someone suspended from a government job.
18:16Oh, come on, old girl.
18:19Don't do this to me.
18:20All right, let me check.
18:22When I dreamt of being head honcho, I didn't think about all the hard stuff I'd have to do.
18:27I was simply seduced by the prestige of being DMV'd branch manager.
18:31Ah, yes.
18:33The true apple in the Garden of Eden.
18:36But for what it's worth, I think you're doing a good job so far.
18:39We both know you don't mean that.
18:43Look, being in charge is not easy.
18:45I remember when I started teaching, someone once said to me that there are no bad students, only bad teachers.
18:51But we both know that there are tons of bad kids, and we got one of the baddest.
18:57It's like nothing gets through to Vic.
18:58He is a real pant load.
19:01Right?
19:01I mean, you give him a carrot and he turns it into a stick and then uses it against you.
19:06You give him a stick and he eats it.
19:08Remember that one time he called in a bomb threat to watch a UFC match?
19:11Yeah.
19:12Remember when he jammed a copy machine with his Velcro tie?
19:15I don't remember that one, but...
19:19Oh.
19:24I have to figure out a way to deal with this guy.
19:27I gotta figure out why I don't hate this as much as I should.
19:33Vic, I'm restoring your title.
19:35But you can't boss Greg around because he's also been promoted.
19:38Yep, we are both co-executive driving examiners.
19:42But it's a fake title.
19:44Yeah, we know that, but there's one person who doesn't know that.
19:51There you guys are.
19:52I've been looking for you.
19:53You've been hanging out in here.
19:55Glad you could join us, Colette.
19:57There's been some recent developments,
19:59and Gregory and I have both been promoted to co-executive driving examiners.
20:03Which means we are now your bosses.
20:07Yeah, that's not a real thing.
20:09Okay.
20:10You gonna let her talk to you like that?
20:12We have a whole line of people.
20:13Can we go?
20:14Yes, ma'am.
20:19Good night, everyone.
20:20Bye.
20:21Take care, Ceci.
20:22Oh, glad you're feeling better, Noah.
20:24Hey, thank you again for this.
20:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:27Seriously, don't mention it.
20:28Seriously, please stop mentioning it.
20:30I actually think I'm allergic to one of the medals in it, though.
20:33Yes, that is correct.
20:34I will return this for you.
20:37I'll send it right back.
20:38Don't worry.
20:38No, it's okay.
20:39No, no, I must.
20:41I really want to.
20:44You're welcome.
20:45So thoughtful.
20:45Please get out.
20:46Into the fresh air.
20:48Have a good...
20:50See you in hell, Double Flute.
20:53See you in hell, Double Flute.
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