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00:11I got a little holiday surprise remember when the AC unit broke yeah Eric got heatstroke he's still
00:18not back well turns out the contractors overcharged us and we got a partial refund so yeah we got a
00:25lot of money to spend 500 big boys we should donate it oh no no to a to like a
00:32good cause
00:34excuse me we're getting a new coffee maker ours is old it smells it burns when you touch it I
00:39hear
00:39you but I have something far more practical matching pan-denominational holiday sweaters
00:45behold oh sorry c-section my cats not mine behold yeah we can all wear these for our
00:58first annual East Hollywood DMV holiday card can we go back to the belly scar
01:09how cool were those sweaters huh in like a like a retro kitschy way we all hated them yeah oh
01:17me too
01:18what a disaster so I talked to everyone and we all agreed we want this exact coffee maker oh nice
01:25yummy how are you gonna get Barb to change her mind leak I'm gonna bully her into realizing that
01:31the sweaters were a bad idea and then tell her that no one will like her again unless she buys
01:34us the coffee maker correct me if I'm wrong but don't you catch more bees with honey mmm you are
01:40wrong it's you catch more flies with honey why would bees want their own product that'd be like you
01:44going home and taking driver tests or me taking a bunch of photos of myself mmm it's kind of what
01:48you do though I just think if you want a coffee maker you you're going about it the wrong way
01:54no
01:54I'm not I want to talk to Barb yeah I want to win her over with kindness and persuasion I
02:00hate to
02:00undermine your confidence especially when you're dressed like a fourth grader ready for their class
02:04picture but I have zero faith in you thanks mom do not call me mom stop acting like her
02:11I can't believe this the DMV denied my request for a new chair oh yay we're still on this I
02:19provided dates
02:20documentation pictures and they said they still can't help me it's like they're treating us like
02:25customers now bro chill it's Monday morning it's splash fountain time oh I'm not in the mood you're
02:33not in the mood to watch a broken water fountain spray people in the face with water it's literally
02:38awesome just call employee services it's a waste of time what do you got to lose my mind my dignity
02:48my soul
02:49so nothing hi this is DMV employee services how can I help you you're welcome I'll tell you how
03:01you can help me you can start by telling me how in the hell the DMV could deny my request
03:04for a new
03:05chair I'm so sorry it sounds like this has been a frustrating experience yeah you damn straight it
03:10has been my name is Kevin and I'm going to do everything in my power to help can I get
03:16your name
03:17yeah yeah you can Kevin it's Greg Mosley
03:30hello welcome oh wow mounted fish I did not realize you're in a taxidermy my second cousin was too we
03:38thought it was good fun until we found out he had a basement family that is crazy we used to
03:43call
03:43sellers right anywho what can I do you for nothing just came to say hi and hang a little hang
03:52time a little kickback a little barb time I know that you usually eat lunch by yourself but I wondered
03:59if you wanted to grab a little taco
04:04you want to grab lunch with me yeah barb and collect yeah I see what you're doing oh yeah you
04:14want to go pal yeah exactly you caught me I just I think that you are dope and I wanted
04:25to know where you get your coal vests
04:27yes gap kids funky boy section I'll take a shot at some time sounds good just uh shoot me a
04:36text
04:37you want a text outside of work heck yeah I do change me your phone from call out work to
04:42call out bestie
04:43or collab vestie oh you're good you best believe it come on what can't she do
05:04why are you touching my peepee I'm sorry I'm I'm pretty sure this is my protein powder think again bud
05:11this is whey-based bio available and loaded with collagen peptides you seem like more of a muscle
05:17milk kind of guy to me really muscle milk maybe when I was in eighth grade no this is my
05:21powder
05:21I only use a complex blend of whey pee and brown rice protein for the branch chain amino acids
05:27oh my god you are a bro I mean I'm not not a bro but how you know the news
05:35and care about people's
05:36feelings um I'm a human being yeah yeah hey did you want to train later yeah yeah I'd love to
05:43I got
05:44some kettlebells in my van yeah kettlebells what is this 2013 I'm gonna go on a 10 mile hike with
05:49my
05:49neighbor's kid in my backpack he's a real chunker okay okay all right I'm gonna go I'll go first
05:55okay okay okay it's okay LA4 Tampa 8 you're up next little Shaq you're on deck
06:06Barb and I are text buddies now how you like damn apples what apples you don't have any apples
06:11it's just an expression wait you told Barb she could text you outside of work
06:16yep friendship initiated phase one of operation coffee maker is complete what's wrong oh you're
06:25making that face you made when I came back from Jamaica with cornrows no no nothing no I'm sure
06:30Barb has very clear boundaries around all of this no it's Barb oh it's a cat meme it's another cat
06:39me wow it's another one wow she really likes cats and a picture of me looking at cat meme oh
06:46no no no
06:46that one was me I just wanted to capture this moment where you enter a world that you will never
06:50return
07:02from knock knock good morning you look rough Coco yeah I didn't get much sleep last night because we
07:09were texting all night you're telling me yeah thank God there is this magic elixir that makes the sleepies
07:17go away would you like to grab a cup of joe with me problem is the coffee maker in the
07:24break
07:24ah let me stop you right there oh I know exactly what you need you're gonna stick your mug in
07:30here
07:30it is the best pick me up in the city it's gonna take you retired to wire okay
07:38wow
07:51hey buddy you ready to ride splash fountain um hold on uh can you keep it down Kevin is escalating
07:59my
08:01complaint uh no no problem Kev's just a co-worker uh no hey there pal ready for our previously agreed
08:12upon hang sesh last time I saw you you made fun of my kiddo bells I was rising you that's
08:18what bros do
08:18rise me back ah you're kind of a hyper man child okay okay we're still kind of getting the hang
08:25of it
08:26but you and I got a date with a broken water fountain okay Kev I'm entering my chair's skew
08:31number well hey hope you don't pull a Tuesday donkey you went there inside jokes those were the kind of
08:41jokes we had come on Noah let's go oh you're an angry little man who makes people uncomfortable
08:48what sorry I'm I'm finding it I'll find it okay let's go
09:03pretty cool right yeah it was awesome sorry my mouth is so dry um Barb I need to talk to
09:11you
09:11about something I have a zoom meeting with the consultants right now but we can talk later
09:16oh I planned us a little girls night a girls night with me am I the girl that's right oh
09:24and
09:25being friends with the boss has its perks we can sneak out a little early yes oh wait how are
09:34you
09:34setting this you don't have anything in your hands are you scheduling these
09:42all right so how does splash fountain work oh it is the best you see that fountain right there
09:48it has the most inconsistent water pressure in the build isn't that bad for them it's a total mystery
09:55box too many people are flushing the toilets the fountain pressure gets so low they can't get a drop
10:00but when the water flow kicks back in mother goes crazy ah wait wait I don't get it how do
10:09you win
10:10this game win I don't know man how do you win it surfing you register for a competition and they
10:15take
10:15your best wave out of five heats oh I'm so sad I asked oh wait oh yes that's when it
10:23goes up both
10:23sides of their nose okay so you're all so you're happy because she says that is that it well this
10:30particular person is sad yes but I'd be just as happy if she were angry too I'm sorry mate I'm
10:40struggling to find joy in this yeah me too Noah me too okay wait where's your car oh parking
10:53there's crazy so I call those our very own Sobo self-driving car oh yeah like a Waymo better I
11:01can't
11:02afford a Sobo oh I don't know an automated vehicle I don't really do driverless I am banned from Uber
11:09and Lyft they should really tell you up front you're not allowed to change in the back seat
11:13hmm Sobo unlock doors that's kind of cool oh what is all that if you thought the last two days
11:25were fun
11:26tonight's about to be downright epic Sobo go
11:34lay for Tiki bar yeah babe rib for the smokehouse what is that lyrics for karaoke these are in Korean
11:43ma sumida that means that's right don't worry you'll pick it up I'll pick up Korean no it's werewolf night
11:51at the cave let's hear your howl don't have one come on let me hear it how
11:58hmm wahoo come on like this
12:11Barb you have to spend the money on a coffee maker the money yeah yesterday yeah girl I
12:18already bought the sweaters then the texting they're blowing the fantasy curling league you
12:25made me join I've been doing all of this for nothing
12:32I didn't mean that hey how is this how is this oh oh oh oh it's perfect
12:41but doesn't matter now sobo stop no no no come on sobo keep going sobo stop no sobo go no
12:51sobo
12:51stop sobo go go go go go go go that's not good oh it's going again oh trust isn't the
13:05only thing you
13:05I broke today clutch yep we're going in a circle
13:17I think this is lap 76 or so but we should be okay it's only 18 hours until the car
13:24runs out of juice
13:27well I I texted Vic and Greg so I don't know again Barb I am really really sorry
13:35oh well yeah I mean I tried to help someone in need and this is the thanks I get
13:44somebody in need wait who's oh well this is awkward oh I mean you came into my office clearly
13:56desperate for friendship I'm not desperate for friendship Barb you texted me all night long
14:03you wouldn't stop replying I was like this has to be the last meme this chick sends me
14:08but you kept begging for more so wait you thought you were doing me a favor
14:16look I know what it's like my older sister is also a collect it's no secret you've been in a
14:23bit of a
14:24happiness dry spell getting stuck in the bathroom window breaking into a co-workers van lying about
14:31your career well okay it's not like your life is exactly I just got a promotion at my dream job
14:38I have so many friends I have to eat lunch alone in my office to get a moment of peace
14:42so yeah I'm
14:46doing just fine yeah all that does sound nice yeah minus the car sickness oh my god creeper
15:04why are you just sitting in the dark because everything sucks where's that old man you're
15:09friends with then why isn't he dealing with this you mean the old man I used to be friends with
15:14so let's back offer
15:17he's busy with his new friend Kevin
15:22this feels like it's gonna be very boring but I'll give you until I'm done with my yogurt
15:27so great called the DMV helpline about his chair and now he and the employee services guy are like
15:32best friends oh my god you know I really do find so much joy when people are as dumb as
15:38they look
15:39the DMV helpline is AI no it's not I heard him it's a real person no it's not mira
15:50hi this is DMV employee services that's him how can I help you yes hello Kevin I do need your
15:56help
15:56my co-worker thinks you're real and won't stop sharing his feelings about it with me
16:00it's gross I'm so sorry it sounds like this has been a frustrating experience
16:05that's exactly what you said to Greg
16:11oh he sounds so real
16:13yeah Vic hello AI is literally designed to sound exactly like us and like be positive about everything
16:18but Greg like reads books he's way too smart to fall for that
16:25it wasn't easy being one of the only black students at my public school in Thousand Oaks you know
16:30I do I've been there man
16:32you have my man my man so the friendship the inside jokes it was all totally fake
16:43and it looks like we've come to the end of our yogurt
16:46oh man Greg's gonna be devastated
16:51Greg's gonna be devastated
16:54good news is a crowd seemed to have formed bad news is they seem to only be filming it
17:04help we're stuck throw something in front of the vehicle and we'll stop it immediately
17:11help us
17:14okay Kev who was the ace in the Dodgers rotation in 83
17:19bob welch with a season war of 4.6 and a mid-career low ERA of 2.65
17:24god you are like a machine
17:27oh Greggy I've got some news
17:30um okay Kev I gotta go thanks for all your help with the chair
17:34you have seriously restored my faith in humanity
17:38bye
17:40he did I know it's weird I've never met him but I feel like he gets me
17:47so you and Kevin really clicked huh
17:49yeah you know it's weird when you get older it's sort of hard to make new friends
17:54god last new friend I made was probably you
18:02oh so what's your news uh oh uh the news is Colette texted me uh apparently her and Barb
18:10are stuck in a driverless car circling the parking lot want to go heckle them
18:14hell yeah when will people learn tech is not our friend
18:26well Vic just posted it
18:31one thing I don't get is if you're after a coffee maker why pretend to be friends
18:35at lunch you were begging for half of my $28 eel
18:39is that cheap or expensive for eel
18:41it's fair
18:45but why do all that stuff
18:46because I was trying to spare your feelings
18:49the other option was Ceci bullying you and that just didn't seem right
18:56you know Colette
18:57yeah
18:57you are a hot mess
19:00but you're a hot mess with a real big heart
19:05thanks Barb
19:07but you know there was a third option
19:09oh
19:10you could have just asked me
19:11we're a coffee maker
19:13okay here goes
19:14Barb can we please have a new coffee maker
19:18uh please
19:21no
19:21I wanted the sweaters so I got the sweaters
19:24so where's the try
19:25oh my god Ceci is going to rip you out of this car when she finds out
19:36Barb already bought the sweaters
19:46it worked
19:47I was direct and it worked
19:54okay no coffee maker but we learned a lot in there
19:58I hate you both
20:00oh fair
20:03well thanks Barb
20:05for what it's worth
20:06we are friends
20:07just
20:08maybe not the type who texts
20:11I already blocked your number
20:12oh
20:14see you tomorrow
20:15oh
20:17yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
20:18enjoy
20:22they're itchy
20:23they have mercury
20:24they're noisy
20:26the tax is made by children
20:28I don't think they're bragging about it
20:30mine says not to wear if you're pregnant or breastfeeding
20:32oh this could not be going any better
20:34just take the picture and I'll buy everybody a coffee
20:38everyone say marry everything
20:40there is a hole in the desert for anyone who posts this
20:43you know what
20:43be in front of me
20:44come on guys
20:45I can't risk this getting on my socials
20:483, 2, 1
20:49come on
20:50come on
20:50ah
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