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00:28You
00:30There's a sweet white circle
00:32Cause we can't fight the rising odds
00:36Isn't there a white light in the hall of mercy
00:42And late at night I just returned
00:45And dream of what I need to be
00:51Perfecto
00:52Oh
01:09It's a ghost!
01:11Nah, I'm just kidding
01:12I'd like you to meet
01:15Film worked!
01:18What is that?
01:18Did you steal a checking machine from the airport?
01:21He is an automatic camera
01:22Wait, what?
01:23Sacramento chose our branch to test this handsome
01:26Little guy out
01:27It allows customers to take their own photos
01:29And uploads them straight to the database
01:31Isn't that neat?
01:32No, that's not cool, Barb
01:33That's literally my job
01:35What else am I supposed to do?
01:36Oh, you can just like hang around here
01:37And make sure customers know what button to press
01:40Are you kidding me?
01:41What, do you want me to do to stand around?
01:42Or you can sit
01:43Your call
01:43Meanwhile, it's my last day with the boot
01:45I get it off today, so
01:49You wanna get in?
01:52I can finally sleep laying down
01:56Too soon, Barb
02:03Whoa, what is with the sweats?
02:06Did you just come from a divorced dads at soccer practice meeting?
02:09Or are you auditioning to play Black Rocky?
02:11That's Creed
02:12Oh, yeah
02:13No, I raced into work this morning because Tanya bought me a really nice gift for our anniversary
02:18Aw, that's so sweet
02:20Aw, it's not sweet
02:21We had a pact, no gifts
02:23And then I went to do my fake workout in the garage this morning
02:26And I found a brand new fly fishing rod
02:29Aw, and you love fishing
02:30This can only mean one thing
02:32It's an act of war
02:33Exactly
02:34She's gonna lord this over me all year long unless I get her something better by tonight
02:39And I can't get anything delivered by then
02:42She's good
02:43She's damn good
02:45Can I ask, what is the fake workout?
02:47I take off my shirt and stare at myself in the mirror
02:53That's Renee frickin' Montgomery
02:55Who friggin' what?
02:56Renee Montgomery, former pro basketball player
02:58Yeah, she played for UConn, WNBA, and don't say
03:02Aw, cute
03:03That
03:03Cute? She's won multiple championships
03:06And she co-owns the Atlanta Dream, right?
03:09Yeah
03:09Wow, look, I'm not one of those guys who thinks he could beat a female professional athlete
03:15I know I could
03:16I played varsity hoops in high school all six years
03:20I'm so sorry
03:21Can we go back?
03:23Mm-hmm
03:23You think that you could beat Renee Montgomery?
03:28At basketball?
03:30Colette, it's science
03:31Men are better athletes than women
03:34Yeah, just like men are better drivers
03:36And men are better at math
03:38And what else did you say the other day? Burping on command?
03:42Science
03:42Well, that's disgusting on two levels
03:44Greg, back me up here, man
03:46Pass
03:46Which women can't do on the basketball court
03:49Or in trigle-no-trigle-geometry
03:52Trigle-geometry?
03:53Trig-geo-trig-trig-no-trigle-nometry?
03:56Yeah, trickle-nometry
03:57That's it, say that
03:59Trickle-nometry
04:00Yeah, don't hurt yourself
04:17You know, a quarter turn would really hide that chin you've got
04:20Nope, okay
04:21Bye
04:23Ah, ah, ah
04:24Back up, buddy
04:24Back up, alright?
04:25You think you're better than me?
04:27Prove it, skank
04:31Ugh, they're all great
04:40You know what?
04:40You got lucky, okay?
04:41I have perfect symmetry, so
04:43I see the two of you are getting along
04:45This is a disaster
04:45How could you bring in the Terminator?
04:47Aw, I think he's cute
04:48Wake up, Barb
04:49This is just the beginning of robots replacing us
04:51What, did you grow up in a barn?
04:53Not grow up, per se
04:54We did summer in one for a couple years
04:56Until the accident
04:58It's just a trial program
05:00Like the clinical study we had to do after the accident
05:02Well, you should have told Sacramento no
05:04It's not that easy, Sassy, okay?
05:06There's a lot to consider when you're manager
05:07Yeah, you should have considered us, your employees
05:09This is a delicate ecosystem
05:11And it takes a lot of hard work
05:12You can't even fix the leak above window 11
05:15You think you can do a better job than Barb?
05:17Yeah, like I told you when you got manager instead of me
05:19But now that I've seen you do it for such a long time
05:23I'm certain of it
05:24Then have at it
05:26I'm going to the doctor to get my boot off
05:28And you're in charge till I return
05:30Great, love that for me
05:31Soon you'll see that heavy is the chest that wears the best
05:36Now for me, this is key, this is us
05:41Hey, yo, Adrian!
05:44Yeah!
05:46Cause you...
05:47I'm sorry, I didn't get it either
05:49Vic told me to say
05:51What are you doing rummaging through the lost and found?
05:53I'm trying to find a last minute anniversary gift
05:56I could have sworn there was a Citibank umbrella in here somewhere
05:58For your wife of 35 years?
06:01Yeah
06:01Craig!
06:02This will work perfectly, a radio
06:04No, that's a CPAP machine, mate
06:07Look, I'm a great gift giver, okay?
06:09Hmm
06:09I'm gonna help you
06:10I'll help you brainstorm
06:12So, um...
06:13Okay
06:13Alright
06:15When you think about your wedding day
06:17Yeah?
06:18What is the first word that comes to mind?
06:21Why?
06:26Vickleback, wake up
06:28Huh?
06:29I told Renee that you said you could beat her
06:32Turns out, she's free right now
06:34Now?
06:35Yeah, I mean, I wanted to get a workout in today
06:37So I thought we'd play
06:39And then I'd work out
06:40You sure you wanna hoop it up in a DMV parking lot?
06:43Oh, no, no, no, she's down
06:45She is so down that she's at the core of the earth mining tungsten
06:50Someone left a popular science in the ladies' room
06:52If I had a nickel for every time a guy said that he could beat me
06:57I'd have an MBA salary by now
07:00Look
07:01Would love
07:02But I've got a slight foot gear-ish
07:06If it weren't for these darn boots, they're Gator
07:09So...
07:10Oh, they're Gator
07:10They're Gator
07:11Gator skin boots
07:12No worries
07:14I know
07:14Because she has a spare pair of sneakers
07:16Turns out you're the same size
07:19Let's go
07:21Gator boy
07:22Come on
07:23Okay
07:24Cool
07:25Sounds good
07:26Does sound good
07:27Some cardio
07:31Yesssss
07:31No!
07:32How is it tied?
07:36That's game
07:38Yes
07:39Come on, Renee
07:40My girl
07:41I got you
07:42Let's go
07:44Crush him
07:45Kill him
07:45You can do this
07:47Yes!
07:48Here we go
07:49All right
07:50You got lucky
07:51Where I come from
07:51There isn't any luck
07:52Just hard work
07:54Dedication
07:54This is a pre-workout, boy
07:55Rip tear and repair
07:57You know what I'm saying?
07:58What are you talking about?
07:59No, no, no
08:00Oh!
08:01That's game!
08:03Woo!
08:04That's what I'm talking about
08:06Oh, men are back, baby
08:10Men are back
08:12Woo-hoo-hoo!
08:13And we'll go back
08:14Yeah
08:15Oh my God
08:16I don't even know what this is
08:26Papa's home?
08:28How'd your little management experiment go?
08:30You needed a shoulder to cry on?
08:32This vest is moisture-wicking
08:34Oh, hi, Barb
08:35Good to see you back on two feet again
08:37But, uh, no
08:39All's good in Ceci's hood
08:40Why is it so quiet?
08:41And why does it smell like I'm getting a massage at the mall?
08:44Oh, that would be the calming diffusers I put out
08:46Yeah, Bergamot
08:47To provide optimism
08:49It's already taken hold
08:51There you go
08:52Sweet Kevin Bacon
08:55Humanity in the waiting area?
08:56Mm-hmm
08:57Now serving C-49
08:59And window number three
09:01Is that Peppa Pig's dad?
09:03I changed the pieces into something a little more charming
09:05You know?
09:06It's called superior management
09:10Oh, I also staggered the break schedule
09:12The employees love it
09:14Well, anyone can handle a few hours in the saddle, okay?
09:18It takes time to gain management muscle
09:21And, apparently, calf muscle
09:25Ah, Barb!
09:26Drop those curtains
09:27I don't need to see that
09:28Phew
09:29You really don't think I could handle more?
09:31How about you give me till the end of the day?
09:33Unless you feel...threatened
09:38Unthreatened is my middle name
09:40Not legally, it's Jason
09:42Okay, great
09:43So, uh, you go rest that foot
09:45There's gotta be something I can do to help
09:47Why don't you babysit R2-D2 over here?
09:50Bye!
09:53New minutes
09:55Cheerio
09:57Is the hoop regulation?
09:59Or...I just...
10:00Because I kind of thought...
10:02I mean, do you think Vic bought it?
10:03I wanted to give him one win before...
10:06The end
10:07The end?
10:09Vic's dying!
10:11He told me on the court
10:12So sad
10:18That...is...amazing!
10:21Oh, yes!
10:23Why are we celebrating?
10:27You really don't have a picture of the two of you that you can frame?
10:31No, Tanya doesn't like the way her arms look in pictures
10:34Or my face
10:35What about a bouquet of roses?
10:38Roses?
10:38Are you kidding me?
10:39This you'll have to wash out a vase
10:41I'll never hear the end of it
10:42Dude
10:42Dude, I thought you were good at this
10:45This only leaves one option
10:47Okay
10:47You write her a card
10:49A card?
10:50You mean, like, with words?
10:51Yeah
10:52Yeah, you tell her how you feel
10:54How her beauty and her grace is unparalleled
10:58And how taking this ever-winding journey together is the best decision of your life
11:05Ooh!
11:08A Hello Kitty watch from a claw machine
11:11This is what I'm talking about
11:14Words
11:15Words
11:15Oh!
11:17So you're gonna come up here and then you're gonna...
11:19Yeah, then you're gonna press that button
11:20Okay
11:23Good job
11:24Mmm!
11:25Not great to feel unneeded, is it Barb?
11:28As long as the customers are happy
11:29Mm-hmm
11:30Sure
11:31Hey, hey
11:31Hi
11:33Can I share?
11:34This has been such a pleasant experience
11:36Thank you
11:37Thank you
11:37I was here last month and it was like, ugh, hell on earth
11:41But today has been such a delight
11:43Hard wreck
11:45Aww
11:46Seriously, last time it was like, worse than the post office
11:49Okay, thank you ma'am
11:50Thank you so much for your comment
11:51Take care, yeah, alright
11:52Mmm
11:53No worries, Barb
11:54It's just a trial program
11:56You're only killing it because of the delicate ecosystem that I created
12:02And can uncreate
12:07Oh, sorry, Ceci
12:09Let's see how you manage now
12:13Oh, Winona Ryder
12:15Oh, my God
12:16Sorry, Ken
12:18Ugh
12:19This must be so awkward for you
12:22Hmm, what can I say, Vic?
12:24Other than you're right
12:25You are better than a legendary WNBA player
12:29She did come close
12:30You gals will get there someday
12:32You good?
12:33Awesome Town 5000
12:34It's so weird because Renee said you're dying
12:40Colette, there's something I need to tell you
12:47Get out, we got a rematch
12:51You're a ball, little man
12:52Ha ha, aww
12:54Is that all you got?
12:56Hmm
12:56Hmm
12:58It's like a pixie stick compared to a hot dog
13:01It's like this one's feeding off that one
13:04What?
13:04Barb, quick
13:05Your turn to manage again
13:07Oh, coming to some trouble?
13:09Yeah, it's uh
13:10It's giving Walmart on Black Friday out there
13:12Oh, no, Ceci
13:13There's a stampede! What happened?
13:16Well, the leak stopped, so I reopened window 11,
13:18and now everybody's fighting over who gets to sit there.
13:20I was here first, because window 11 is the best seat in the house,
13:24because you can feel the AC, but you can also connect to the Casco Wi-Fi.
13:27I didn't think of that.
13:28Of course, because everyone's fighting, and no one's covering their windows.
13:32I know, and the customers are yelling at me,
13:33I hate you, manager, and you know what?
13:35I'm losing my voice, yelling back at them,
13:36and I just thought I could handle this.
13:38I guess being a manager is not as easy as you thought.
13:41So, the lesson we learned today is...
13:46I suck!
13:49Sessie, no!
13:51Roover, damn it, Barb! You barked too hard!
13:55As usual!
14:00Oh, please, let this be my Groundhog Day.
14:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:14Yes, Renee, you're my girl!
14:15Let's get it goin', let's get it goin'.
14:17They plan to see some hustle!
14:19Okay!
14:24Too easy.
14:28I, uh, took the liberty of wrapping the watch for Tanya,
14:31and I thought I would include some kind words as well.
14:34Wow. No, this is actually really nice.
14:38But turns out Tanya didn't get me the gift.
14:41The fishing rod belongs to my brother.
14:43What?
14:44Yeah, he accidentally sent it to my house.
14:46You didn't still give it to her.
14:48And what, set a precedent? What's next?
14:50Christmas? Birthdays?
14:52Hey, Gossip Girls, this is a game to watch.
14:55Vic is getting destroyed.
14:58Oh, hot.
15:00I need a time out.
15:02Yeah, we get one, right?
15:05Come on, it's ten-nothing. Yeah.
15:08Let's just call it.
15:09No, no, no. No mercy. Not for him.
15:11I mean, I feel bad. I think he actually might die now.
15:16You're going to leave this place, but then I have to stay here working with him,
15:19listening to him go on and on about how women can't drive,
15:23they can't take a joke, they can't open a jar of peanut butter.
15:25I mean, I just put on lotion.
15:28I know this is just a game.
15:31But I am, like, the only female driving examiner here.
15:34And so it...
15:36This really means something to me.
15:39You know, and...
15:40I've got you.
15:42Let's go.
15:43Oh.
15:45So strong.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Let's go, Gator Boy. Let's go.
15:48Time out's over, honey. Shot clock's on.
15:50Okay.
15:57Oh, my God.
16:03Are you okay?
16:04I'll let...
16:05It's my ankle.
16:06Oh, no.
16:07You're gonna have to finish him.
16:08No, no.
16:09I'm not a baller.
16:11I'm a driving examiner.
16:12Look.
16:12You're up by ten.
16:14You only need one basket.
16:16And one basket is...
16:18Okay, listen.
16:18I can say this because I have a long-standing relationship with the brand.
16:22Just do it.
16:23Give me the ball.
16:26You got this.
16:28Yeah.
16:28Okay.
16:29Yeah.
16:30I can do it.
16:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:31So...
16:32You're subbing in for her?
16:34Yeah.
16:35Yeah, I am, Mom.
16:37Sweet.
16:38Watch this.
16:39Okay.
16:44Okay.
16:54Sorry.
16:55Oh.
16:56This is gonna be great.
16:58Is that your Jetta?
17:02Hey, I saw six of those bags and the trash on the way in, and no judgment.
17:07I mean, I just wanted to see if you're okay.
17:10I failed my real estate exam.
17:13I found out this morning.
17:14Real estate exam?
17:15I thought you were trying to be a court stenographer.
17:17No.
17:18I could never find parking downtown.
17:19Huh.
17:19Besides, that was like two things ago.
17:21God, I thought I at least had this job, and then in comes your robot friend.
17:24He's not a friend.
17:25He's just an employee.
17:26Well, he's better at taking photos than me, and you're better at managing than me.
17:30Actually, I'm not, Ceci.
17:31I fixed the leak on purpose.
17:34I knew what was gonna happen.
17:35Wait.
17:36You sabotaged me?
17:38I felt threatened.
17:39Which is probably what you felt about the photo machine.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Barb, if he takes my job, I don't know where I'm gonna go.
17:46You're going nowhere.
17:48And I mean that in a positive way.
17:50Hey, you will always have a place here.
17:52And if you are interested in management, I will recommend you up the chain.
17:56Aw, really?
17:58Hard pass.
17:59Your job is a nightmare.
18:00Oh my God.
18:00All the complaining.
18:01I mean, people have all these wants and questions and ugh, ideas.
18:05Are you kidding me?
18:05No, thank you.
18:06No.
18:06I just gave up.
18:07I let everybody go watch big play basketball against some WNBA player out back.
18:10What?
18:11Yeah.
18:12What's her number?
18:13Of her jersey?
18:14She wasn't wearing her outfit.
18:18Oh.
18:19I don't see a friend anywhere.
18:21She got hurt.
18:23Oh!
18:24Renee Montgomery!
18:26This might sound weird, but is there an age cap for tall girls?
18:30No!
18:31You know, I was thinking I'm gonna give this gift to Tanya after all.
18:34I can't wait to see the look on her face.
18:37I think you mean, I can't wait to see the look on her face.
18:40No.
18:41You know the feeling of inadequacy I've had all day?
18:44Well, if I give her this present, she'll feel that way all year.
18:48It's the gift that keeps on not giving.
18:51Maybe I don't want to get married.
18:54No.
18:55You do.
19:01Whoopsie!
19:02That's ten in a row.
19:04All tied up.
19:05You got this, Colette!
19:06I don't!
19:07I don't at all!
19:08Next bucket wins.
19:09You want this?
19:10Yeah, I do.
19:11No, uh-uh.
19:12Oh, you want it?
19:13Just take it.
19:14Why don't you want it?
19:15Well, then just...
19:16Give me the phone.
19:17Oh, come on.
19:18Get up.
19:20Oh!
19:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:26Who shot that?
19:27You win!
19:28Oh, my God!
19:29I won!
19:29I won!
19:30I won!
19:31I won!
19:32I won!
19:32You're the oldest little girl I ever inspired.
19:35I'm going to be a good sport about this.
19:37Now, start tomorrow.
19:38I win.
19:39You lose.
19:39I'm the best.
19:40You suck!
19:40Eat it!
19:42Yeah!
19:43Who am I?
19:44Who am I riding my little pony?
19:46Yes!
19:47Yes!
19:47Oh, my God.
19:48I can't believe I spent all day at the DMV.
19:52I gotta get out of here.
19:54Okay.
19:57Wait, did she fake her injury so that I could have a win?
20:02Okay, women are awesome.
20:03Renee.
20:04Hey, Renee.
20:05Can you sell my ball?
20:06Oh, yeah, no problem.
20:07Thanks.
20:11Here you go.
20:12Thanks.
20:13Yep.
20:15Loser.
20:17God, I love her.
20:22Oh, Ceci, glad I got you.
20:25I've been thinking, and I should have fought harder against the photo machine.
20:28No, it's okay.
20:29I realize you're in a really tough spot as manager.
20:31I don't think Big Zach's going to take a film bird back,
20:34but I do happen to be very accident-prone.
20:37Oh, I know.
20:38We all know.
20:38You've had your foot in a boot for a year because you stepped on a rock weird.
20:41Which is why it wouldn't be that odd if I were to be walking by and suddenly...
20:48Oh, I'm coming.
20:49No!
20:49I'm coming to San Diego.
20:49No!
20:50Oh, my God, Barb!
20:50Is that your good foot?
20:51No!
20:52Yeow!
20:53Just got the boot off!
20:55Pull him off me!
20:56Call Barb Senior!
20:57No!
21:26Ah!
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