00:00Yeah, let's go over to the NFC.
00:01All right, NFC East, let's start there.
00:04Cowboys, they're the only ones eliminated.
00:06The Cowboys can't win because of Dak Prescott.
00:08You see him out there.
00:09He's out there in them streets again chasing hoes.
00:12He's got all this money.
00:13He's not hungry anymore.
00:15Dak Prescott is not a guy who's hungry for a Super Bowl.
00:19Why?
00:20Because at the end of the day, he already got the money without earning it,
00:23and he broke up with the fiance so he could head back out to the streets.
00:27Well, he'll be out in the streets in L.A., but not playing in the Super Bowl.
00:31Let's go over to the NFC North, I believe, is next, if I have that correctly.
00:36And the Vikings are gone.
00:38Why?
00:38Their quarterback is not tall enough to ride rides at Disney World.
00:42If you're not tall enough to ride rides at Disney World, by rule,
00:45you are eliminated from the Super Bowl.
00:48Therefore, the Vikings are the only team there eliminated from the Super Bowl.
00:53Let's go to the NFC South.
00:55Let's go to the NFC South.
00:56All right.
00:57Bryce Young, same rule, very, very small.
01:01Falcons, have Tua, again, very, very small.
01:05Can't do it, won't do it.
01:07Your Lilliputian quarterbacks cannot win a Super Bowl.
01:11I can tell you right now, if you're a fan of any of those teams, you're going.
01:13And the Saints, unfortunately, I like Keller Moore, former Eagles offensive coordinator.
01:18The guy looks like he has things going in the right direction.
01:21But as he makes his gumbo, as he makes his jambalaya right there,
01:25I hope he talks to some of the people that are local, because he looks like it's a type of
01:28guy,
01:28Keller Moore.
01:29If you look at it, if you Google him, he looks like a guy that doesn't season his food.
01:33So you got to just make sure you ask for a little help, because he has no idea about the
01:36seasoning.
01:37But it's undercooked regardless.
01:38You guys cannot and will not win the Super Bowl.
01:42And let's go over to the NFC West.
01:46The NFC West, I hate to do it to you, because this is supposed to be the team,
01:50the division that's the most fearsome in football.
01:53Let's get the Cardinals out of the way.
01:55They have no chance, because they're generically bad.
01:57And the Cardinals, there are no Cardinals fans.
01:59So I'm not even disappointing anybody by saying it.
02:01But here's why the rest of that division has absolutely, absolutely no chance at all.
02:09The Seahawks are not good enough to repeat.
02:11Yes, they won.
02:12Yes, I respect what they did.
02:13But am I to believe that Sam Darnold is good enough to win back-to-back Super Bowls?
02:18I'm going to say out loud right now, no, no, no.
02:23Seahawks out.
02:24And that leaves just the 49ers and the Rams.
02:27And unfortunately, the frequent five miles is just going to be too much for them.
02:33Too much travel right there.
02:34They're already starting the game, both of them in Australia.
02:37Week two, they send them back to the West Coast just to send them all the way out to the
02:42East Coast.
02:43Week two, too much travel to send in San Francisco down to Mexico City.
02:48And that's it, okay?
02:49They have no chance.
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