Off Campus 2026 Episode 3

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00:20Do you know I'm all night?

00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.

00:25Meet me when I'm stuck.

00:27Keep going.

00:30Keep going.

01:07Keep going.

01:08I'm getting nervous.

01:14What is that?

01:42I'm getting nervous.

02:13You can do it.

02:15I know, I know.

02:17But I'm going to.

02:22Are you almost there?

02:24I'm trying.

02:26Keep going.

02:27I can do this.

02:29I can do this.

02:33Can you?

02:38I can do this.

02:42Sigh.

02:45Sigh.

02:47Sigh.

02:58Well Z.

03:00Hey, I'm I'm Woody right now.

03:01Got my flash cards and everything.

03:03Uh, actually about that.

03:06But, uh, I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow, but...

03:13But?

03:13But I can't meet right now because I have my first songwriting session with Justin.

03:19I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.

03:25Hello?

03:28Did I lose you?

03:30I'm here.

03:31Are you keeping up? Calling to say that you were right.

03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.

03:36What can I say? I know my pretentious douches.

03:39There he is.

03:40Okay, anyway, uh, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have to

03:45push tutoring until later.

03:47Five-ish?

03:47Sure.

03:50Are you okay?

03:52Yeah. Yeah, why?

03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.

03:59No, I'm not.

03:59What?

04:01Yes, you are.

04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy, and you are

04:10on the road to getting laid.

04:13Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.

04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.

04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.

04:24And also want to hook up with.

04:28Well, yeah.

04:30Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.

04:34You're overthinking.

04:36Get out of your head.

04:38You know your shit. Just do you.

04:41Yeah, right.

04:42Me.

04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.

04:51So, act like it.

04:56Thanks, Coach.

04:58Okay, gotta go.

05:11Come on.

05:13Come on.

05:14Come on.

05:19Yes!

05:20No!

05:21I win.

05:22Ian De Laurentiis, everyone.

05:23Losing to a girl.

05:25Sexist.

05:25How is that sexist?

05:26She is not a girl.

05:28She's a person.

05:29A girl's body.

05:30Aw, Dean.

05:32Mandel's cannibal.

05:33Sorry.

05:34You're good.

05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.

05:36Zoe?

05:37Ha! Zoe!

05:38Two out of three, okay?

05:39Let's go. Let's go.

05:40Dean. Dean, chill.

05:42Garrett needs to study.

05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.

05:44Okay? This is a living room.

05:46Hey, Dean. Come on.

05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing,

05:49and then he's fucked.

05:49Then your whole line is fucked.

05:50And the season's fucked.

05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.

05:54That's so embarrassing.

05:55Right. Guys, I'm trying here.

05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.

05:58We got you.

05:59High in omega-3s, car four, no keto bullshit.

06:03Yes, sir.

06:04What is that?

06:05More liquid IV.

06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.

06:08Yeah, I did.

06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.

06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.

06:13Wait, sorry, that's it?

06:15How much money did you leave on the table?

06:16Does it matter? It's kind of his business.

06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.

06:20Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.

06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.

06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.

06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.

06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.

06:30Jules.

06:31What?

06:32He knows he's a nepo.

06:33Okay, you know what?

06:33I need to focus.

06:35Geez.

06:35No.

06:37See what you did?

06:41Think he's coming back with that?

06:49I mean, it's just a start.

06:52What I have.

06:53It's rough still.

06:56Might totally suck.

06:58That might suck.

06:59Might not.

07:00It's a process.

07:03Yeah.

07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.

07:16You do?

07:17Yeah.

07:19These, are these lyrics?

07:21No, uh, maybe.

07:25Maybe.

07:25They're my attempts.

07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.

07:29Okay.

07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?

07:31Oh, no, I'm not, I'm not a singer.

07:33Sorry.

07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.

07:38You know what?

07:39That, that might be fine.

07:40Okay.

07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?

07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.

07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.

07:56Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here.

07:59Like a guitar.

08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?

08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.

08:05Like they're having a conversation.

08:08Uh, sorry.

08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.

08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.

08:18I'm, I'm into you.

08:20You, you know?

08:23Yeah.

08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're suckling.

08:29Really?

08:29Hmm.

08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?

08:35Mess around with it a bit?

08:36Yes, please.

08:37Of course, take it.

08:38Sweet.

08:39Sweet.

08:47Your life is about to change.

08:48It is?

08:49Yeah.

08:50Well, we think my life's about to change.

08:52Hence, Erica, therefore.

08:53Keep reading for the life changing.

08:55Okay.

08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?

08:58The one that reps Brager U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?

09:01Mm-hmm.

09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.

09:07Oh, wow, that's great.

09:08It is.

09:09I'm like, I don't know.

09:09Look, it really, really is.

09:10It's, it's, this agency has offices all over the place.

09:14So this could mean film and TV work in LA, like, stage work in New York.

09:18Like, this is everything.

09:20Everything.

09:21What happened in Vermont?

09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.

09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.

09:27Vermont was summer.

09:29Vermont was the plan.

09:32Vermont was your plan.

09:36Maybe I have different plans.

09:39It's, it's just, what are the odds?

09:44What do you mean?

09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?

09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.

09:50Yeah.

09:51A great life that's stable and secure.

09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but.

09:56And you can select.

09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.

09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.

10:01Okay.

10:02And what about fall and winter, spring?

10:06I guess I just thought you'd up for all this.

10:12Whoa.

10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.

10:16And then.

10:18Look, I'm, I'm getting cold.

10:20Can we talk about this later?

10:22Are you done?

10:27No, I'm not.

10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.

10:41You can just leave it on the porch.

10:43Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.

10:46Oh, hi.

10:47Thanks.

10:53What happened to your Subaru?

10:55Oh, my blue-baroo.

10:57How do you know about that?

10:59I fixed it.

11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.

11:03That was you?

11:04That was me.

11:05Yeah.

11:05I loved that car.

11:07Tragically, she died.

11:08Oh, shit.

11:09Sorry.

11:09No, no.

11:10I, you gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.

11:12I had her my whole freshman year.

11:14That was huge.

11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.

11:19Okay.

11:20I'm actually, I'm, I'm serious.

11:21I kinda made a little business out of fixing things,

11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.

11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.

11:34Nice.

11:35Yeah.

11:35I'm rolling it.

11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for, wait for it, minimum wage.

11:43Damn!

11:43Where's the Bentley?

11:44Come on.

11:45I love riding my bike.

11:46Keeps me grounded.

11:47You know?

11:48Good for you.

11:49I'm proud of you.

11:50You're a hockey player.

11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.

11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.

11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?

12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.

12:03It's the last door on the-

12:04On the left.

12:04I know.

12:06Right.

12:07Right.

12:08Bye.

12:23Garrett?

12:25Garrett!

12:28I'm not sure how cherry pies can do to those-

12:30Oh, my God!

12:37Hannah, wait.

12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.

12:40I'm sorry.

12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted.

12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or-

12:48God, fuck!

12:50Actually having sex.

12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.

12:53No, it doesn't.

12:54Yeah, it does.

12:55We're supposed to be a couple.

12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.

12:58We talked about this.

12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.

13:04That's not the point.

13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.

13:09Yes, I am.

13:10I was studying.

13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?

13:12Okay, no.

13:13Actually, don't.

13:14Don't answer that.

13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.

13:19Oh, my God.

13:20Please, stop.

13:21You changed the study time.

13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.

13:24And you agreed.

13:25Okay, hold on.

13:25Wait.

13:28Okay, I'm sorry.

13:30I want to learn this.

13:32I do.

13:32I-

13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.

13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.

13:39Subjective.

13:40Objective.

13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?

13:45Okay, he- he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.

13:50Like, believing in God.

13:53See, this is why I need you.

13:55That actually makes sense.

13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?

13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.

13:59Hm.

14:01Okay, look.

14:02I messed up.

14:04Can you please come back inside?

14:05Tucker made salmon.

14:07We can eat.

14:08Study.

14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.

14:11Oh.

14:13Shit.

14:13I do.

14:14Uh, that's okay.

14:16Just, uh, give me- give me five minutes.

14:19What?

14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts.

14:23About the song.

14:25All right.

14:26Well, what about studying?

14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.

14:30Okay?

14:30And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.

14:34With your clothes on.

14:35I'll meet you tomorrow.

14:36I'll meet you tomorrow.

14:42I'll meet you tomorrow.

14:53I'll meet you tomorrow.

14:55I'll meet you tomorrow.

14:56I'll meet you tomorrow.

14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.

15:00Then I added another section before the call and response.

15:03Like, um.

15:04What was it all for?

15:07Hello, hello pain.

15:10Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.

15:16Yellow, yellow.

15:18And then your cello part.

15:23Yellow, yellow.

15:29Yellow, yellow.

15:32Yellow, yellow.

15:32Something like that.

15:33You- you just came up with that?

15:35That's your melody.

15:36I just, um, just gave it words.

15:39Do you- do you like it?

15:41Yeah, yeah, I- I- I do.

15:43I- I- I really, really do.

15:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.

15:46I'm just-

15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.

15:52Uh, shit, sorry.

15:53Uh, do you- do you always record yourself?

15:58Well, you never know what inspiration might strike.

16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's cause I'm recording.

16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.

16:09Or there's ceramic clinking them alone.

16:10Such a specific sound.

16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.

16:13Well, and- and then you use it?

16:15Yeah, sometimes.

16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix if I'm trying to change things up.

16:19Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Etten.

16:22Like, Billy Iris and Phineas.

16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.

16:24Like-

16:25Yeah.

16:27Uh, let me, um, send you this file and we can- we can riff on it.

16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?

16:35Logic.

16:36All the way.

16:37Right.

16:39Hey.

16:41I'm safe.

16:45Sorry.

16:45Uh, let me actually just...

16:49Shit, it's um, it's 7-thirty I've gotta- I gotta go.

16:55Okay, yeah.

16:56Yeah, yeah.

16:57No-no problem.

16:57I'll see you later. Yeah, yeah

17:11Fuck

17:27It breaks, got a lot of dreams, but then I ping-pong, chip-drop, oh my my

17:32The TV's on, but the noise is white

17:34What am I doing now?

17:35God, can I catch my breath?

17:38Not even for a second

17:40She says Santa in the woods

17:44And I obsess, I slow dreams with attention

17:48Can you taste it on my lips?

17:51I'm so scared

17:58I don't sleep at all, yeah

18:02I've been counting sheep

18:04I look perfect on the surface

18:06But the nightmare underneath

18:08I've gotten good problems

18:10I say things that I don't mean

18:12Some people pay for therapy

18:14I find it in the sheets

18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it

18:30Uh, we could

18:32Or

18:34Or

18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out, boy, yeah

18:40All of the feelings that I got, boy, yeah

18:44Can't be sweet, but I can try for you

18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out, boy, yeah

18:51You keep on asking me the same questions

18:55Why?

18:56I think I'm guessing all my intentions

18:59I should know by the way I use my confessions

19:03You got the answers to my confessions

19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender

19:12An emotion, no sexual bender

19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better

19:21There's nothing better

19:23That's just the way you make me feel

19:27That's just the way you make me feel

19:30I'm so good, so good, so fucking real

19:34I'm so good, that's just the way you make me feel

19:40That's just the way you make me feel

19:43What do you want, Wellesie?

19:46Wellesie

19:48Wellesie

19:51Sorry, yes, what?

19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?

19:54I still don't get the two truths thing

19:56I'm so screwed if I get them

19:58No, you're not

19:59You know everything on these cards, I promise

20:04What if I forget or something, you know?

20:06I told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me

20:08Okay, well pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood

20:11Coming at you, okay, what would you do?

20:15Skate away

20:17Hockey's easy

20:19Okay, well if you forget, just look at me

20:23Okay, convince me

20:27Isn't this fun, huh?

20:53Kierkegaard

20:54Shit

20:55Shit

20:56Shit

20:56Okay, Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting

21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?

21:05Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral because it is like, you know, really wrong to do to

21:23somebody morally

21:32You know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say

21:39Not only is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood

21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that as individuals

21:55We have a shared moral responsibility

21:58To be honest

22:00Based on our own subjective definition of truth

22:05To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity

22:14Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength

22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy

22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me

22:28Uh, I'm paraphrasing

22:39We did it, a fucking B

22:41Plus, don't forget the plus

22:43B plus

22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter

22:46Thanks to you

22:46Oh

22:50What do you want, Wellesie?

22:52Um, you can put me down now, y'all know how much you can bench

23:01Shit, I think Justin saw me

23:06Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy

23:11He's walking away now

23:14What's going on?

23:15It's so embarrassing

23:18I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist

23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?

23:22Hey, don't make it worse

23:24Are we talking like songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?

23:31His band stuff

23:33And some solo stuff from high school

23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole

23:38Hard

23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on

23:42Okay, I know

23:45Oh my god

23:46He wants to know if I'm good

23:49What should I say, am I good?

23:50Nope

23:51What are you doing?

23:52You're not gonna respond

23:52Say nothing

23:54What?

23:55Hey, fangirl

23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy

23:58Ghost his ass

23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral

24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?

24:05That was to get me the grade

24:06This is to get you the guy

24:09You want that, right?

24:13Yeah, I do

24:14All right, well then you're stuck with me

24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal

24:17And uh, oh shit

24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?

24:22You are intolerable

24:24So you are not going to text Justin

24:27You are going to put your phone away

24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight

24:32Tonight

24:33You're not working, are you?

24:34No

24:34Okay, so you're coming

24:35To Malone's?

24:36Yes

24:36Okay, with all the guys?

24:37We've established this

24:38Garrett

24:38Hannah

24:39Do you know what tonight is?

24:40Hell yeah I do

24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham and the rest of the team and you if you're free

24:48Maybe

24:50Oh

24:53Ah, my slut top

24:56Take it

24:56From my boobs to yours

24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?

25:00You might stay in

25:01Stay in?

25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle

25:06Oh, you bedazzled your boot

25:07Yeah

25:08I'm feeling a little

25:09Yeah

25:11What's going on?

25:12I told Sean I got an agent and he got all like

25:16But what about the real world, babe?

25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?

25:19Oh, yeah

25:19No, I got an agent

25:21Yay

25:21Oh, my God

25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?

25:25Allie, this is everything

25:27Every fucking thing

25:28No, yeah

25:29It like is everything, right?

25:34You're the best

25:35I love you

25:36I love you too

25:39Okay, screw him

25:41You're coming out with me and we're celebrating you

25:45I don't know

25:46It's karaoke night

25:47You really going to rob the people of your talent?

26:01And if you give a damn

26:05Take me, baby

26:07Or leave me

26:08Woo!

26:09Yeah

26:11She's really going at it

26:12The stage is her happy place

26:14Hey, who's next?

26:16Someone, please save us from Adele Dazeem up there

26:21Choose every night

26:22Who's in your bed?

26:27Well Z, what'd you sing?

26:30Nothing

26:30Come on, it's karaoke

26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke is no fun

26:34I'm sober too

26:34Game tomorrow

26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?

26:37I don't know

26:37You guys will pull me up or something

26:39I'm good, thanks

26:41All right

26:55You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be

26:59Yeah, well, I don't

27:00Drink it public?

27:01No, I know

27:03But do you want to?

27:06Want to what?

27:07Drink

27:09I told Ali I'd

27:11I will look after Ali

27:11She's a no-filter drunk

27:13Gotta rein her in

27:14I can handle it

27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life

27:21I got you, Mosey

27:24Do you trust me?

27:27Yeah

27:28Yeah, yeah, I do

27:34Okay, I will have a drink

27:37Thank you

27:37A drink drink

27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?

27:41I don't know

27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve

28:05I think we found you a drink drink

28:08Yummy

28:11He thought I would outgrow acting

28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line

28:18Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls

28:20I know he's the madman

28:23I'm like, I get it

28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it

28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?

28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream

28:30But I do love him, you know

28:32And I know he loves me

28:35And like, we're supposed to be together

28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times

28:46It's like insane

28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?

28:51That we keep getting back together

28:55My mom always used to tell me

28:56Never give up on love

28:59Well, that and love your body

29:01Which I do

29:02My mom said the same thing

29:04Oh my god, really?

29:08Wait, hold on

29:09The love thing or the body thing?

29:14Hang in there, girl

29:26G-Lo

29:29Maverick

29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know

29:34Yeah, no, I heard along with the rest of the ladies room

29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long though

29:39Okay, this is supposed to be like a sacred space

29:42Who the hell hooks up in the ladies bathroom anyway?

29:44I'm sorry

29:46I'm sorry

29:46Not you, you're a sweetheart

29:48And you're disgusting

29:49I'm sorry

29:50I'm sorry

29:55Well, I walk into the room

29:57Passing out hundred dollar bills

30:00And it kills and it thrills

30:01Like the horns on my Silverado grid

30:04And I fire the barred up around the crown

30:07And everybody's getting down in this town

30:11Ain't never gonna be the same

30:13Hey, sister

30:13Cause I'm standing like my horse

30:16And I'm riding to the city

30:18I'm making a lot of noise

30:21Cause the girls, they also need to retain

30:24I'm riding up and down Broadway

30:26I'm my old star Leroy

30:28And the girls say

30:29Save a horse, ride a cowboy

30:33Good, you're here

30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights

30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy

30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first

30:43But I can see it now

30:44Yeah

30:45Sure

30:51Hey

30:52Hey

30:53Hey

30:54You fixed my car

30:56You fixed my car

30:58You have a car?

30:59No

31:00I had a car

31:02Great car

31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink

31:11Okay, you're gonna love it

31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight

31:17I only had one

31:19Or four

31:21Is that what I'm doing too?

31:22Nope

31:25Okay, for my mechanic

31:27I call this the blue room

31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid

31:32That might actually be wiper fluid

31:33It's mostly blue curacao

31:35With a secret ingredient

31:38Or blue curacao

31:40I'm so excited

31:41I can't believe that

31:43Hey G

31:43So

31:44Brought you something

31:46Thought you were looking a little parched

31:50I know

31:50Now little babies have feelings too

31:52Sorry, I was an asshole

31:53You're always an asshole

31:55Fair

31:55Here goes

32:01Save a hole

32:02It's not a cowboy

32:04This is pretty good

32:05They just keep sending you those for free

32:07Yeah, they still want them

32:08They want my dad

32:09Wait, you guys should just do it together

32:11I mean, look at you

32:13Best friends

32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little

32:16No, I mean it

32:17Screw your dad

32:18Do it with Logan

32:19You could be

32:21Teammates

32:21Spotting each other at the gym

32:24Or besties

32:25Wing-manning each other at the bar

32:27No, besties

32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?

32:31No, I'm drunk

32:31And you're brilliant

32:32And I'm brilliant too

32:34It's not a bad idea

32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity

32:37Yeah, you do

32:38I mean, seriously

32:39Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck husband

32:42Okay

32:43What's better than two

32:46Hot young hockey players

32:48Three

32:49Hot young hockey players?

32:51Yeah

32:55Hannah Wells

32:55Hey

32:56You're up, bitch

32:58All right, hold on

32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing

33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song

33:13Oh, shit, girl

33:15You know this one?

33:16Oh, shit, girl

33:17Oh, shit, girl

33:19She's my cherry pie

33:21Cold drink of water

33:23Such a sweet surprise

33:24Tastes so good

33:25Like a grown man pie

33:27Sweet cherry pie

33:31Yeah

33:31Woo!

33:32Yeah

33:34Woo!

33:35Yeah

33:35Woo!

33:37Woo!

33:39Woo!

33:40Woo!

33:41Woo!

33:41Woo! Woo!

33:42Swingin' room alone

33:43Swingin' when we want

33:44Cause there ain't nobody home

33:46Swingin' to the left

33:47And swingin' to the right

33:49Think about hockey

33:50I'll swing

33:51I'm not

33:51Yeah

33:54Come on

33:57Swingin' in the living room

33:58Swingin' in the kitchen

33:59Most folks do

34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'

34:02Swingin' in the extra one

34:04And beat her

34:05So I mix up the batter

34:06And she'll eat the beat

34:08I scream

34:09You scream

34:10You scream

34:11Don't even try

34:12Cause you can't ignore

34:13Oh

34:14Sweet cherry pie

34:15She'll be so good

34:18She'll be so good

34:18Such a sweet surprise

34:19She'll make a grown man

34:22Woo!

34:24Woo!

34:24She's my cherry pie

34:27Put a smile on your face

34:28Ten miles wide

34:29Looks so good

34:31Bring a tear to your eye

34:32Sweet cherry pie

34:34Ay ay Ay ay

34:38Ay ay ay

34:39Ay ay ay

34:41Swingin'

34:43All night long

34:46Kind of sweet isn't it?

34:48Seeing Garrick

34:49Being serious about someone

34:51You think he is serious?

34:53Everyone on fifth line

34:54What you think you want

34:54Do they think so?

34:55They get more likes

34:56than anything else I post

34:58Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor

35:01Hanging so hard, forgot to lock the door

35:04And I walked with daddy, so I'm six foot four

35:06Said you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more

35:10She's my cherry pie

35:13Such a sweet surprise

35:15She'd make a comment

35:20She's my cherry pie

35:22Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide

35:25Life's so good, bring your tears in your eyes

35:28Sweet cherry pie

35:31Sweet cherry pie

35:35Sing it, man.

35:53You did good, Mosey

35:56Thank you

35:57Don't be careful

36:00Mm-hmm

36:04Mm-hmm

36:05Mm-hmm

36:10Here we go

36:11Okay, let's do it

36:19Okay, we're getting it

36:24Okay, well, Mosey

36:26I think we have no idea

36:26Okay, let's go

36:26Let's go

36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.

36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?

36:57We gotta go back.

36:58It's closed.

36:59What now?

37:03Next party.

37:12Night-night.

37:18Wellesie?

37:30Wellesie?

37:32Back of my mind.

37:33Back of my mind.

37:35Back of my mind.

37:36I'm a little scared.

37:37I'm a little wired.

37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.

37:42I stop it all happening.

37:44Back of my mind.

37:45Back of my head.

37:47You look really nice, wanna share a bed.

37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.

37:56Don't kiss me.

37:57Time might end up on the ceiling.

38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.

38:06Back to my sanity.

38:08Guess it's too late for that now.

38:11Hope is a scary thing.

38:15Hope is a scary thing.

38:19Flying on temporary wings.

38:24Hope is a scary thing.

38:30I found something to sleep in.

38:32I can see that.

38:44Well, uh...

38:45But I'm a fuckbunny.

38:48A-a puck funny.

38:50No, no.

38:53A fuckbunny.

38:54That's it.

38:55You're a drunk bunny.

38:58Come here.

38:59Come here.

39:02All right.

39:07We think...

39:22If fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?

39:26I don't think it's a great idea.

39:27I actually think it's my best idea.

39:31Well...

39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.

39:47Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning.

40:29Oh, my God.

40:36Can you?

41:07Coffee?

41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.

41:27Morning.

41:28Morning.

41:30You were pretty drunk last night.

41:34How much do you remember?

41:36All of it.

41:37You tried to have sex with me.

41:39Yeah, I know.

41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.

41:45Yep.

41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?

41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.

41:54Oh.

42:05Okay.

42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.

42:19Oh, no.

42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.

42:24If you stay, I should go.

42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.

42:30No.

42:34No.

42:36No.

42:37No.

42:38No.

42:40No.

42:41No.

42:43Don't underestimate me.

42:47I can't change your life.

42:49My friends say fake to you, it's just a waste of time

42:56Call me too sentimental, kiss me at the bar

43:02Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms

43:08I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point

43:13Uh-oh, oh no

43:15I think I'm losing all my self-control

43:19If you say I should go

43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all

43:26Give you reason to live

43:29Baby, I think it's for the win

43:32Cut all ties with the old

43:35And I'll give you something to miss

43:39When the good gets harder to hold

43:42Throw it all to the wind

43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind

43:50Don't understand me

43:52I'm losing my

43:56Oh, oh, oh no

44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control

44:03If you say I should go

44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all

44:45You, I can't compromise all my sins

44:45I don't know

44:45For the wind

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