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The Beverly Hillbillies S01E19 - Elly's Animals
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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
00:06And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubble and crude.
00:12Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea.
00:17Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
00:20The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
00:23Said, California is the place you ought to be.
00:25So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
00:27Beverly Hills, that is, swimming pools, movie stars.
00:33The Beverly Hillbillies.
00:54Now come along and visit with the Clampett family.
00:57As they learn the simple pleasures of the hills of Beverly.
01:01That includes the products of your sponsor of the week.
01:05The cereals of Kellogg's, Kellogg's of Battle Creek.
01:09K-E-double-L, O-double-good, Kellogg's, best to you.
01:28Ma!
01:29Ma!
01:30Ma!
01:32Here you are, Ma.
01:34Signs all ready to put out front.
01:36Mmm, doggies, that's nice.
01:40Hey, Pearl, you sure do look pretty.
01:42Oh.
01:43Ain't nobody considered a paianna with the style of your Aunt Pearl.
01:47Aunt Pearl, where'd you get the cookies?
01:48Did Granny make them for you?
01:49No, I stirred them up this morning before she got up.
01:53Granny's gonna whomp you for getting into her kitchen.
01:56I didn't bother her none.
01:58Jed, what do you think of my prices?
02:01Well, is that what you've been charging at home?
02:03No, but Beverly Hills is full of millionaires and movie stars,
02:08so I figured I could double them and get away with it.
02:12I reckon you might can.
02:14I don't recollect seeing one sign in this whole town advertising yodeling lessons.
02:19It does take a special knack.
02:21Yodeling does.
02:24Oh, let it yodel up.
02:39I know it hurts your ears, Duke.
02:41Pretty soon me and you's gonna take a nice long walk outside.
02:46These your cookies, Pearl, that I found in my kitchen?
02:50Yeah, Granny, are you gonna whomp her?
02:52Of course not.
02:54Pearl just made them the gift to her music pupils.
02:56I figured that.
02:57So I brought some of my cider to go with them.
03:00Well, now, ain't that nice.
03:02Looks like you two ain't gonna fight no more.
03:05Aw, shucks.
03:07Now, you give a cup of this to every one of your pupils, Pearl.
03:11Well, thank you, Granny.
03:12Now, Granny, this ain't none of your hard cider, is it?
03:16Not specially.
03:26See? It ain't my hard stuff.
03:28You'd have had every one of my pupils stoned.
03:31Well, if they're gonna sit here and listen to you, they ought to have something to numb them.
03:35Now, you listen to me, Jethro.
03:37I think it ain't that it again.
03:39Jethro, you and your ma take the sign and go on and take it out front.
03:42Ellie Mae, you and me is gonna pick the chairs and put them in the front hall there for Pearl's
03:47pupils.
03:48Granny, you pour that cider back in the barrel.
03:52Gentle.
03:52We don't want to blow up all of Beverly Hills.
03:57Come on, cider.
03:59Back to the still.
04:00If her singing don't stolen her cookies will.
04:06Surprising what a little cement will do in the cookie batter.
04:18You think you're such a critic.
04:23Well, just for that.
04:25Oh, la-dee-oh, la-dee-oh.
04:34How do you like it there, Ma?
04:37Well, it's too far from the street.
04:46How's that?
04:48Take it out to the gate.
04:51Okay, Ma.
04:57Ellie Mae, your Aunt Pearl like you put on that pretty new dress that she made for you,
05:02and when the folks comes in for the lessons, you give them their numbers.
05:05What numbers?
05:06Well, Pearl wants everybody to take a number when they come in.
05:09That way it's first come, first served, and won't be nobody trampling the rush.
05:13But, Paul, I was gonna take Duke for a nice long walk so I think Pearl's yodeling wouldn't hurt his
05:18ears.
05:19Yeah, I reckon it is a mite piercing for Duke.
05:22Yeah, he can hear sounds that ain't meant for human ears.
05:25Yeah, and Pearl can make them, too.
05:28How about Cousin Jethreena handing out the numbers?
05:31Well, Pearl wants Jethreena to be playing and singing as an example of what her teaching can do to a
05:36person.
05:36Yeah, Duke.
05:37Come and get it, boy.
05:39Well, how about Granny?
05:41I reckon things will go a lot smoother if we keep Granny away from Pearl.
05:46Where's old Duke?
05:47I gotta use that soup bowl for him.
05:49Oh, I ain't seen him, Granny, but it ain't like Duke not to come when you call.
05:53Give me the bowl, Granny.
05:54I'll find him.
05:55Well, what about Pearl's numbers?
05:56Well, you give him out till I get back.
05:59I gotta find Duke.
06:01You know, my born days, I ain't never seen a young'un as wild about critters as that one.
06:07She likes them all.
06:08Dogs, cats, squirrels, owls, eagles.
06:13I bet she'd even be friendly to a bat.
06:15She is.
06:16Speaks to Pearl every day.
06:22That's fine, Jethro.
06:24Now, you stay out here with the sign.
06:26Now, you got your speech memorized?
06:28I think so.
06:29Well, suppose I was to drive up in a car and stop.
06:33What would you say?
06:36I'd say, hi, Ma.
06:37When did you learn how to drive a car?
06:39I ain't your Ma.
06:42Yeah, I ain't.
06:45I'm pretending I ain't, so you can practice your speech.
06:48Now, start again.
06:50How do you do, sir?
06:51This young, beautiful widder woman here.
06:53What do you mean, sir?
06:54Well, that's what you wrote for me to learn.
06:56I wrote you two speeches.
06:58One for man, one for woman.
06:59I'm a woman.
06:59I'm a man, so I learned that one.
07:02That's what you do, sir.
07:03This young, beautiful widder woman here.
07:05Never, never mind, sir.
07:06Just point.
07:07Say, this way to the music lessons.
07:11Can you do that?
07:12Yes, sir.
07:13Well, do it.
07:15This way to the music lessons.
07:20Excuse me, Ma.
07:25I'm sorry, Ma.
07:26Honest to Pete, Jethro.
07:28Duke.
07:29Duke.
07:30Hey, here comes Ellie Mike.
07:32Have y'all seen Duke?
07:34Well, I seen him run out the front door, but that was some time back.
07:38Well, Aunt Pearl, would you do me a favor and cut loose with a short blast of yodeling?
07:43Why, of course.
07:44Oh, lilly, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley.
07:53Well, Aunt Pearl, sounds like it's over at the Drysdale's place.
07:58Hey, yonder comes Mrs. Drysdale driving a car.
08:02Reckon she'd want to take lessons?
08:04Well, Mr. Drysdale's right fond of yodeling.
08:07Maybe she will.
08:09Oh, lilly, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley, oley.
08:13Woo!
08:18Tried to stop.
08:19Pertner went off the road trial.
08:21Well, that's what you get by trying to drive and close the windows at the same time.
08:40Come right in, Mrs. Drysdale.
08:42Margaret, how nice to see you. I was hoping you'd drop...
08:45I insist that those hillbillies next door to us be deported.
08:48Deported?
08:48At once.
08:49Where to?
08:50Anyplace. Pasadena.
08:51Oh, please, Margaret.
08:52Milton, do you realize that Beverly Hills is preparing for its semi-centennial celebration?
08:58Yes, but...
08:59And do you realize that the eyes of the entire world will be on our famous city?
09:03Yes.
09:04Do you realize that I am the chairwoman of the celebration committee?
09:07Yes, but...
09:08And do you realize that famous personages will be coming to our home for committee meetings?
09:15Well, Aunt Sidney Milburn, speak up.
09:17Oh, yes.
09:17And do you realize that they will have to pass the clamp at home to get to ours?
09:22What's bad about that?
09:23Well, they are out in front. That's what's bad.
09:26As I drove by just now, that pearl woman screeched at me.
09:30She was probably yodeling.
09:31Well, it frightened me so. I almost wrecked the car.
09:35Yes, she was definitely yodeling.
09:37And that brown mongrel dog of theirs came running through our flower beds, making the most mournful racket.
09:43Oh, don't worry, dear. I'll take care of everything.
09:46I've already taken care of that unearthly howling.
09:49I called the dog catcher.
09:51Well, Margaret, they won't take care of them.
09:54I called the dog catcher to take their dog.
09:59Mrs. Drysdale, the Clampetts prized that animal.
10:03Ellie Mae will be heartbroken.
10:04Then let them keep it in the house as I keep my French poodle.
10:07Mrs. Drysdale, Duke is a hunting dog.
10:10He's used to the hunting dogs.
10:10Miss Hathaway, I believe you have a telephone call to make.
10:15Oh, oh, yes. Right, Chief. Immediately.
10:19I've also taken care of that so-called yodeling.
10:22I prefer charges against Pearl Bodine for disturbing the peace.
10:26Ma.
10:45M&A, they're starting to come. Hurry down.
10:48Jasperine, commence a-playing and a-singing.
10:50Okay, Ma.
10:52Jasper, you're supposed to be out front.
10:56And them cookies is for my students.
10:59I got hungry.
11:03Hey, Chris.
11:04I reckon Ellie's out looking for Duke.
11:06I'll hand out the numbers for you, Pearl.
11:08Oh, gee, it starts with the twenty or something
11:11so it'll look like we're doing the big business, huh?
11:17Enjoy your free cookie and you had a very good lesson.
11:21For the Ma.
11:21Nay?
11:24Are you Mrs. Pearl Bodine?
11:26Widow Bodine, they call me.
11:28Are you the one who's been doing the yodeling?
11:30That's right.
11:31Give him a number.
11:32There you are.
11:32This is my cousin's head.
11:34Ah, happy to meet you.
11:37And that there's Granny.
11:41Here you are, Mr.
11:43A little cup of cider.
11:45You're gonna need it.
11:48That's one of my best pupils.
11:51Come on.
11:53Come on.
11:53Come on in.
12:04What is it?
12:05What's the matter?
12:05Chief, I telephoned the animal shelter.
12:07Did they get Duke?
12:08Yes, and Ellie saw them.
12:10She followed them all the way to the shelter
12:11and proceeded to, and I quote,
12:13beat the living daylights out of the entire staff.
12:16Get over there right away.
12:17Right, Chief.
12:32Did Ellie Mae Clapham do this?
12:35If you mean that wild cat in blue jeans, she sure did.
12:39She clobbered me with a bone this big.
12:43Such a shot she gave.
12:45The Dodgers are still looking for a power hitter.
12:48We have found her.
12:49Where is she now?
12:51She's in the cage back there.
12:54You thrust that child into a cage like an animal?
12:58Heck no.
12:59She climbed in to be with her dog, and we slammed the door and ran.
13:02I assume full responsibility for all costs and damages.
13:07Release her immediately.
13:10You'll release her.
13:12I wouldn't go near her without a whip, a chair, and a pistol.
13:27Don't you worry, Duke.
13:28We'll get out of here.
13:29And when we do...
13:31Ellie Mae!
13:32Over here, Miss Jane.
13:36Did you come to let Duke and me out?
13:39Yes, but first you must give me your word that there will be no further violence.
13:43Those men out there were simply doing their duty.
13:46Okay, I won't hurt them no more.
13:50I busted Duke's bone a whopping that big one.
13:53Well, open up the cages.
13:55Oh, I can't do that.
13:58Well, Duke and me ain't coming out neither.
14:00Ellie, dear.
14:02The animals here receive the very finest care and the kindest of treatment.
14:06If they were allowed to run loose, they might go hungry or be run over and hurt.
14:11Well, do they have to stay here all the time?
14:14Oh, no. Only until someone comes along who'll pay for their license and give them a good home.
14:21I had to open my big mouth.
14:24I had to open my big mouth.
14:50Everything all right, Sarge?
14:51Just great. The nicest bunch of people I ever met.
14:54Good lady, old lady, old lady, old lady, old lady.
15:01Sarge, you haven't had a nip, have you?
15:02Of course not.
15:04Just a friendly little sup of kiter.
15:05A cup of cider.
15:07Well, I'm taking you to the diner for a cup of black coffee.
15:09Don't be ridiculous.
15:12Maybe you'd better.
15:12I just saw a car and I can swear there's a dog driving it.
15:33Miss Hathaway, is all them your dog?
15:36No, Mr. Clampett. They're yours.
15:39Howdy, Pop. These here's all friends of Duke and me.
15:45We're doggies.
15:56Now, we ain't gonna have no more slappin' or bitin' or scratchin' or spittin'.
16:00You two's got to learn to get along together.
16:03Now, make up and be friends.
16:04Come on, kissin' my cup.
16:25Ellie Mae, I think I got a job I'm gonna turn over to you.
16:30What's that, Pop?
16:32See if you can get Pearl and Granny to stop bitin' and scratchin' at each other.
16:37Folks, it's a lot harder to handle than critters, Pop.
16:40That's the truth.
16:40Now, you better get all your dogs and cats outside, cause the house just ain't a place to keep...
16:46Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
16:50Help! There's a big rat after me!
16:53Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
16:57Help save me from the big rat!
16:58Help!
17:00This here's a dog, Jethryn. Don't be scared.
17:03Shame on you, Samson. You're always bullying somebody.
17:07My baby's screamin', what's wrong?
17:09Nothing, nothing. She's alright.
17:11One of them dogs scares me, Mom.
17:12Oh, well, there, there, baby. Don't you cry. Don't you cry.
17:17I tell you, Jeth, this house is full of cats and dogs.
17:21How am I gonna get my music lessons?
17:23Well, uh, Ellie Mae's just fixin' to take them all down by the Seaman Pond, ain't ya, Ellie?
17:27Yeah, Pa. I'll just run upstairs and put on my bathing suit.
17:30We'll all go swimmin' together.
17:32Yeah, but Ellie Mae was supposed to help me handle my music pupils.
17:36Well, it don't look like he's exactly swamp, Pearl.
17:40No one, I can't understand it.
17:43I even cut my prices!
17:50Oh, come on, Jethro. Just a short ride?
17:54I don't think Ma would like it.
17:56She said somebody's gotta stay here with the sign.
17:58Just a short ride? It's such a beautiful day.
18:02Gee, I'd sure like to, but I'd dance it.
18:05All right.
18:06I'll tell you what.
18:08I'll let you drive my car.
18:11Hot diggity dog! That does it! I'm goin'!
18:19Don't leave the sign or Ma'll be mad!
18:22Well, I suppose that's part of his charm.
18:28So long.
18:30Danged if you ain't the biggest thing I ever did see
18:33that wasn't pullin' a wagon.
18:40Now you're lookin' at me as though you'd like to take me out and bury me
18:43and dig me up later on and gnaw on me!
18:49Now listen, I gotta get to that icebox.
18:51I'm losin' patience with you, you big old roadblocks!
18:59Now we gonna see who's gonna run this kitchen.
19:01You or me!
19:02And I say it's gonna be me!
19:24Come on, pal! Let's go swimmin'!
19:29Come on, pal! Let's go swimmin'!
19:44Now we've forgotten you, huh?
19:54Well, Allie, did you get them all now?
19:56Yeah, Aunt Perl.
19:57Well, thank goodness.
19:58I'll be surprised if I got any voice left after all these carry-ins on.
20:05Ow!
20:10Ow!
20:24Go see Ellie.
20:27Let's go.
20:44Rusty, now that you and Skippy are such good friends,
20:46I bet you you'd like it fine if you could swim too.
20:49There ain't no reason that cats can't swim just as good as dogs.
20:53It ain't nothing to it.
20:55All you gotta do is hold your head up out of the water
20:57with all your feet a kick,
20:59just like Skippy's doing, see?
21:06There's what you call the dog paddle,
21:08but for you, we'll call it the cat paddle.
21:11Water ain't nothing to be scared of if you know how to swim.
21:15Watch, and I'll show you how to do it.
21:35See?
21:36Just keep everything a-moving,
21:37and hold your head up out of the water so you can see where you're going.
21:40And that's all there is to swimming.
21:43And you get good enough.
21:44One of these days, I'll take you to the creek or the lake,
21:47and you can catch your own fish.
21:51Oh, April's gonna set them dogs to howling again.
22:18No, no, Sarge, I'll handle this complaint.
22:21Now, the chief wants that howling and yodeling stopped.
22:24Mrs. Drysdale's putting on the pressure.
22:25I can handle it.
22:26Those hillbillies will just soft soap and hard cider you again.
22:29They won't get through to me.
22:31I'm a big city boy.
22:32They don't speak my language.
22:35I'm sorry, Mrs. Drysdale got upset about the dogs,
22:38but Ellie Mae can handle them.
22:39Well, she better, or I may have to place her under arrest.
22:43Ellie Mae!
22:44Young fella here wants to talk to you.
22:50Howdy, what do you want to say to me?
23:00Young fella.
23:01Hmm?
23:02What do you want to say about the dogs?
23:04What dogs?
23:06I reckon the ones that's jumping up on you.
23:09Oh, yeah.
23:11Wonderful.
23:12Beautiful.
23:14I love them.
23:17Do you like cats?
23:19I love them.
23:20I've got a cat that swim.
23:23Wonderful.
23:25You'd rather swim than eat fish.
23:27Come on, I'll show you.
23:32Young fella.
23:34Don't you want to see the cat swim?
23:36Oh, are you kidding?
23:37Cats can't swim.
23:40Critters will do things for that girl
23:41they wouldn't do for nobody else.
23:43Come on, Rusty.
23:44Jump in.
23:49Come on, Rusty.
23:51That's the way.
23:55That's the girl.
23:57Good girl.
23:58Ain't that something?
24:00Sure is.
24:02Now you can tell your friends
24:04you've seen a swimming cat.
24:06Who are you kidding?
24:07Cats can't swim.
24:22Well, how'd it go?
24:24Great.
24:25Take care of the dogs?
24:27What dogs?
24:28Don't they have a bunch of dogs?
24:29I didn't see any.
24:31But they got a cat.
24:33That swims.
24:35Get in.
24:36I'm taking you to the diner
24:37for some black coffee.
24:42You know, Pa,
24:43I never did figure out
24:45what that fellow wanted.
24:48Oh, he'll be back.
24:51Ellie,
24:52you've got to do something
24:53about that dog.
24:54What's he doing?
24:55Well, he's digging a hole
24:56and it makes me powerful nervous.
24:58Well, Granny,
24:58all dogs digs holes.
25:00Yeah,
25:00but he's digging one
25:01just my size.
25:22Well, now it's time
25:23to say goodbye
25:24to Jed and all his kin.
25:26They would like to thank you folks
25:28for kindly dropping in.
25:29You're all invited back
25:31next week
25:31to this locality.
25:32To have a heaping helping
25:34of their hospitality.
25:37Hillbilly, that is.
25:38Set a spell.
25:40Take your shoes off.
25:42Y'all come back now.
25:43Hear?
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