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00:00:11This virus kills just Homelander or every suit don't know but we'll have a lot of fun
00:00:16now won't we but if Homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically he'd be like
00:00:20soldier boy immune to the virus maybe even immortal I want our entire pharma division
00:00:24working on nothing but recreating the v1 formula but destroy the original formula that could take
00:00:30years do you have v1 I don't but bombsite does that piece of shit's still alive Clara Watt's name
00:00:36came up I guess we're related in more ways than one where is she dead suicide oh shit Homelander
00:00:42is an open baby book the soldier boy is tricky I need you to read his mind
00:00:50you send an eel to ass murder Adam Bork this is gonna happen now you fucking do whatever I say
00:00:56whenever I say it you know who this is this is a legend I was balls deep in golden geisha
00:01:02and
00:01:02Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me I was visited by an angel and she foretold my destiny
00:01:09and what is it I'm the savior of the world
00:01:25how lucky can one guy be I kissed her and she kissed me like the fella once said ain't that
00:01:35a kick in the head
00:01:39the room was completely black I hugged her and she hugged back
00:01:46thanks for visiting vmc theaters where it's always a super day for the movies
00:01:54hey I see you're putting fat in the water cup you little bastard you gotta pay for that
00:02:00dude you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago I was just gonna do it
00:02:09relax oh you know what the smell reminds me of Miriam Liebowitz I met her at a B'nai B
00:02:18'rith Purim
00:02:18carnival and uh I shoved my grager up her hamantashen if you catch my drift
00:02:26we fucked just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot yes boss
00:02:37hey thanks for visiting vmc theaters where it's always a super day for the movies can I interest
00:02:42you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets Chet Vanderbilt huh yes it's my totally legit and
00:02:51believable real name you're a hard man to find well can you blame me fought would bury me under all
00:02:58the
00:02:58fucking dirt that I got on them so maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater
00:03:05what the leave show business we need to talk
00:03:17we come to VMC theaters to laugh to cry to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens and to
00:03:25get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal because we need that every dang one of us
00:03:34the indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before
00:03:39in here we're looking for one of your old bump buddies bombsite
00:03:46wish I could help our noses haven't crossed in years heard he got clean still you gotta be able to
00:03:53get a message to him
00:03:54nah even if I could which I can't he he's not a shitbag bear you want to poke if we
00:04:02don't get to him first
00:04:04homelander's gonna get the v1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding
00:04:07v1
00:04:08we destroyed all those doses
00:04:12are you shitting me
00:04:16what nothing they told homelander about v1
00:04:19doesn't matter point is homelander finds it it's game fucking over
00:04:24ah Marvin
00:04:25a year ago I had a good thing going my penthouse was paid off
00:04:29I got the best table at Elaine's on two minutes notice
00:04:33and then homelander starts his fucking purge
00:04:36my accounts are frozen
00:04:37I'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here
00:04:40you getting to a point
00:04:41my point is
00:04:42I'm full of shit sandwich
00:04:44thank you very much
00:04:48let me make this clear
00:04:49you either help us
00:04:50or I cut your fucking balls off
00:04:52you sound like butcher now
00:04:54you know that
00:04:55it's not a great look for you kid
00:05:01having said that
00:05:02I do still need my balls for stuff
00:05:08alright
00:05:09fuck it
00:05:12I guess we'll
00:05:13poke the shitbag bear
00:05:23hopefully the 35th try is the charm
00:05:27hmm
00:05:44hey you want to see me boss
00:05:47is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that
00:05:50ideally no
00:05:52yo you guys seen firecracker
00:05:53she's gonna come on the pod
00:05:57firecracker has moved on to a better place
00:06:00Orlando
00:06:04oh
00:06:05oh
00:06:06shit
00:06:06oh no
00:06:08why what happened
00:06:08we just don't have any more room in the boat for uh
00:06:13non-believers
00:06:14I'm on the boat
00:06:15I like boats
00:06:16mean boats are like that
00:06:18sir I
00:06:19I believe in you
00:06:20sir
00:06:21I
00:06:22which is why
00:06:23we have an important job for you
00:06:24some protesters have blocked
00:06:27a new Vought petroleum pipeline
00:06:29in the Bering Sea
00:06:29right
00:06:30the one in Africa
00:06:31just off the coast of Alaska
00:06:33anyway
00:06:34when we announce Homelander
00:06:35as our lord and savior
00:06:37the Saudis are gonna
00:06:39feel some big feelings
00:06:40OPEC
00:06:41will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States
00:06:44we need that pipeline fully operational
00:06:46and those protesters
00:06:47gone
00:06:48gone
00:06:49I got you
00:06:50no
00:06:51uh
00:06:52you
00:06:52will shoot a PSA
00:06:54announcing the pipeline is safe
00:06:55and fish love it
00:06:57you know it's just the fish
00:06:59they don't love pipelines
00:07:00in fact they kinda
00:07:01fucking hate them
00:07:03thought you were on the boat
00:07:06so what's more important Homelander
00:07:08or some fucking grouper
00:07:13Homelander
00:07:14Homelander
00:07:14of course
00:07:14yeah
00:07:15I'm on it
00:07:23I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula
00:07:28I'm sorry
00:07:30there's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you
00:07:36keep swinging
00:07:37you'll get there
00:07:51once there was a revolutionary
00:07:53who roamed the hood
00:07:54challenged the man
00:07:56they called him a loked out troublemaker
00:07:59but he wasn't making trouble
00:08:00he was teaching love
00:08:02for America
00:08:03come home
00:08:04as our very own
00:08:05American prophet
00:08:06Homelander
00:08:07delivers his weekly sermon
00:08:08streaming live
00:08:09every Sunday
00:08:10come home
00:08:11to the democratic
00:08:12we can't do this
00:08:13just
00:08:14just fucking
00:08:17no
00:08:17I told you Huey
00:08:19as soon as the German's ready
00:08:20we go
00:08:21and according to Frenchie
00:08:22it's ready
00:08:22but
00:08:25I beg you
00:08:27you got a way in
00:08:28I snuck in and out of that church
00:08:29more times than I can count
00:08:30as a teenager
00:08:31time is set
00:08:3224 hours
00:08:38good
00:08:39stick it somewhere
00:08:40close to the altar
00:08:42nice and quiet line
00:08:43then
00:08:44right in the middle of Omelander's
00:08:46lead us in the temptation
00:08:47deliver us from evil bollocks
00:08:48it'll spray
00:08:49fresh pine sand
00:08:50and a big dose of kill juice
00:08:53cunt drops dead
00:08:54forever and ever
00:08:55amen
00:08:56you don't have to enjoy it so much
00:08:59oh I beg to differ
00:09:01I am just asking you
00:09:02to wait for a little bit longer
00:09:04we can still get the V1
00:09:05yeah and so can he
00:09:06that's a risk we can't take
00:09:08we're out of time mate
00:09:11right
00:09:15surprise surprise
00:09:17butcher
00:09:18I've had anal warts
00:09:19I've been more excited to see
00:09:21ah so your head's still up your own ass
00:09:23is it
00:09:23let me ask you
00:09:24did you pay extra for this
00:09:25dead raccoon smell
00:09:26closest hideout we had to you
00:09:29starlight
00:09:29well
00:09:31what a pleasure
00:09:32indeed
00:09:33you remind me of a young
00:09:35Ursula Andress
00:09:37timeless beauty
00:09:39she pissed on me once
00:09:40yeah
00:09:41he's a charmer
00:09:42um
00:09:42but you can help us find bombsite
00:09:44yeah well
00:09:45see that's
00:09:45okay
00:09:45that's
00:09:46that's the trick
00:09:46uh
00:09:47if bombsite doesn't want to be found
00:09:49you can't
00:09:50you can't find them
00:09:50so what you got you got to go sideways
00:09:52you got to go through his lady
00:09:54Golden Geisha
00:09:55Golden Geisha
00:09:56that name doesn't sound racist at all
00:09:58Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene
00:10:00with Erica Strada
00:10:01in Operation Orient
00:10:03very progressive for the day
00:10:05but hey
00:10:05if anybody can get a message to bombsite
00:10:08yeah
00:10:09Goldie can
00:10:09and where can we find the old slag
00:10:11well
00:10:11Goldie's had some health issues lately
00:10:13she moved into the villages
00:10:14Vought Villages
00:10:15mmhmm
00:10:17it's a retirement home
00:10:18for Supes
00:10:19if it's Vought
00:10:19then they have tight security
00:10:20think you can get in
00:10:21and keep a low profile
00:10:22there's the Pope shit in the woods
00:10:24I wanna come
00:10:25can I come?
00:10:25oh yeah
00:10:26it'll be a treat for you
00:10:26see what real stars look like
00:10:28alright
00:10:28you two sort the church
00:10:30we'll have a word with Geisha
00:10:31see if we can find that V1
00:10:33before the Cape Cunt
00:10:34happy gov?
00:10:35um
00:10:36yep
00:10:36he's happy
00:10:37alright
00:10:37let's get cracking
00:10:42hey
00:10:42guys
00:10:44I need you
00:10:45to promise me
00:10:47that we will find that V1
00:10:48Petit TV
00:10:50I promise you
00:11:01we had a deal
00:11:02one
00:11:03I was drunk
00:11:04two
00:11:04I never agreed to shit
00:11:06she did
00:11:07reading Homelander
00:11:08or Soldier Boy's minds
00:11:10if I wanted to commit suicide
00:11:11I'd asphyxiate myself
00:11:12at least then I'd get off first
00:11:14and oh yeah
00:11:15there's the tiny little detail
00:11:16of you trying to bring on
00:11:17the fucking apocalypse
00:11:18I offered you a spot in my bunker
00:11:21I'm VP
00:11:22do you know how bad it would look
00:11:24if the world ended on my watch?
00:11:26I need to know
00:11:27if you're in
00:11:28or if I need to move to plan B
00:11:30how about plan go fuck yourself?
00:11:32okay
00:11:34people are so predictable
00:11:37plan B it is
00:11:52what the fuck?
00:11:59what did you do?
00:12:01chloroform
00:12:01it's quiet
00:12:04madam vice president
00:12:05is everything alright in there?
00:12:06apocalypse or no
00:12:07I need your help
00:12:09Homelander cannot become immortal
00:12:11so send the agents a lot
00:12:13madam vice president
00:12:13uh
00:12:14I'm fine
00:12:15I'm fine
00:12:16I just stubbed my toe
00:12:18walking around
00:12:19as people do
00:12:20do you need assistance?
00:12:22no
00:12:22nope
00:12:23I am all good
00:12:24so just stand down
00:12:25and stand by
00:12:26confirmation code
00:12:28ginger snap
00:12:33you don't think they could tell?
00:12:35no
00:12:35no
00:12:35you did good
00:12:36okay
00:12:36all you have to do now
00:12:38is be in the room
00:12:39and read soldier boy's mind
00:12:44I'll take care of the rest
00:12:46fuck
00:12:48I don't care how they did things
00:12:50on the reservation
00:12:51you're in the big city now
00:12:52here
00:12:53I'm the chief
00:12:54these smell smoke
00:12:56that's crazy
00:12:57I don't smell anything
00:12:58sir
00:12:58there's a fire at the old mill
00:13:01you know what
00:13:02you're gonna do all right here
00:13:04chief
00:13:05great spirits say
00:13:07let's get rolling
00:13:19what does that smell?
00:13:21it's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:13:23that's what death smells like
00:13:25see the blonde over there
00:13:27I fucked her
00:13:28in 74
00:13:29got me in the mile high club
00:13:31no plane
00:13:32how is this low profile?
00:13:34I have fucked or been fucked
00:13:35by 80% of these people
00:13:36there is not a pair of loose lips
00:13:38in the bunch
00:13:40well not in the faces anyway
00:13:42but yeah
00:13:43listen
00:13:43you know me
00:13:44I don't like to kiss and tell
00:13:49oh G49
00:13:51G49
00:13:52son of a whore
00:13:53need bees
00:13:56Goldie
00:13:57look at you
00:13:58just as beautiful
00:14:00as that triple banger
00:14:01we had in Marsha Mason's
00:14:02triple banger
00:14:03there aren't enough
00:14:04rubbers on earth
00:14:05for me to fuck you again
00:14:06just here to talk
00:14:08she with you?
00:14:09Kimiko
00:14:10hi
00:14:10wow
00:14:11I'm a fan
00:14:12big fan
00:14:13huge fan
00:14:15oh I see
00:14:15you had yellow fever
00:14:16baby I got all kinds of fever
00:14:18I'm the united colors of fever
00:14:20I don't want to fuck him
00:14:21he is old and disgusting
00:14:23okay you know I can hear you
00:14:24when you say that
00:14:25right?
00:14:25what the fuck do you want?
00:14:26we need to talk to bombsite
00:14:29get out
00:14:30Goldie
00:14:30come on
00:14:31don't goldie me
00:14:33you come in here
00:14:34and you bring him up
00:14:35well listen
00:14:36there was a time
00:14:37you and bombsite
00:14:37were tighter than
00:14:38Woody and Mia
00:14:39before Sonia
00:14:40you must have a number
00:14:42at least
00:14:43well I don't
00:14:44haven't seen him in years
00:14:45so kindly fuck off
00:14:46have a game to win
00:14:48they bothering you Goldie?
00:14:49no we're not
00:14:50bothering anybody
00:14:51yes they really are
00:14:53we wouldn't be asking
00:14:54if it wasn't important
00:14:55okay all right
00:14:56take it easy there
00:14:58hot flesh
00:15:00so Geisha told me
00:15:01to eat her golden ass
00:15:02I dined at that
00:15:03establishment
00:15:04back in 78
00:15:05and the service
00:15:06was great
00:15:07they all bats nearly 80
00:15:09and you can't make a talk
00:15:10we were surrounded
00:15:11they might be old
00:15:12but they still have powers
00:15:15I didn't want to hurt
00:15:16a bunch of old people
00:15:17well that's just a thing
00:15:18isn't it
00:15:19they aren't people
00:15:20are they?
00:15:23look
00:15:24if she won't get on board
00:15:26we wait till she's alone
00:15:27yeah
00:15:28asleep in a room
00:15:29nip in
00:15:29grab her
00:15:30chug her in a van
00:15:31take her someplace quiet
00:15:32make bombsite come to us
00:15:34no no no no
00:15:35absolutely not
00:15:36you lay your finger on gold
00:15:37the bombsite's never gonna help you
00:15:39oh bollocks
00:15:40as soon as he twigs
00:15:41she's in trouble
00:15:41you'll come running
00:15:42those are my friends in there
00:15:44and I know you butcher
00:15:45there's no way
00:15:46this doesn't end bloody
00:15:47a week from now
00:15:49all them geezers
00:15:51be pushing daisies anyway
00:15:53what the fuck does that mean
00:15:55what is he
00:15:56Marvin
00:15:57talk some sense into him
00:15:59would you
00:15:59butch is the only one
00:16:00making any sense right now
00:16:01what has happened to you kid
00:16:04it's like you've gone crazy
00:16:05the whole world's gone crazy
00:16:07I'm just catching up
00:16:08go fuck yourself
00:16:10go back to butter and popcorn
00:16:12better than turning into
00:16:14whatever the fuck
00:16:15you're turning into
00:16:17pathetic
00:16:21great news my fellow eco-warriors
00:16:24Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska
00:16:27that will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation
00:16:31isn't oil bad for the environment
00:16:33no oil is all natural and organic
00:16:36it comes from the earth
00:16:38and if we don't use it
00:16:39then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing
00:16:42and my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline
00:16:46which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities
00:16:50and most importantly
00:16:52I swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally
00:16:55it's completely safe
00:16:57and you have the deeps green guarantee on that one
00:17:08okay
00:17:10good to go
00:17:11hey do you think
00:17:13we could wait here for a few minutes
00:17:18okay so that one
00:17:19it's like a rabbit
00:17:20but it's got way too many feet
00:17:22really
00:17:23see a frog eating a dick
00:17:25this is definitely in my top five
00:17:29top five what?
00:17:32things to do with you
00:17:33you're saying that like
00:17:36this is the last time we're gonna get to do this
00:17:40hey
00:17:41listen to me
00:17:43the guys are gonna find bombsite
00:17:45they'll get to V1
00:17:46you're not dying
00:17:48you will have plenty of time
00:17:49to look for filthy shapes in the clouds
00:17:53god I don't know where it comes from
00:17:55this
00:17:57unshakable hope
00:18:02whenever I get upset as a kid
00:18:04which was
00:18:05a lot
00:18:07my dad would
00:18:08always say
00:18:09you know son
00:18:10life is
00:18:1110% what happens to you
00:18:13and 90%
00:18:14how you react
00:18:16and that was infuriating
00:18:18but then
00:18:19I spent a year in an internment camp
00:18:21and I had no control over anything
00:18:24I just lay there
00:18:25at night just
00:18:28so fucking angry
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head
00:18:35but then I finally understood what he meant
00:18:38because the only thing I had left was
00:18:41hope
00:18:44and it is
00:18:46really fucking hard to hang on to
00:18:48but I
00:18:50I'm trying
00:18:53I think
00:18:55you might be
00:18:56low-key
00:18:57the strongest person I know
00:18:58I prefer high-key
00:19:01but thank you
00:19:07look it's
00:19:08it's Big Bird eating a dick
00:19:11you see an unsettling amount of dicks up there
00:19:14I'm just saying
00:19:18why am I out of call sheet for some
00:19:21church bullshit tomorrow
00:19:22someone has to cover for firecracker
00:19:24unless you're too busy helping Homelander find V1
00:19:30we're nowhere on the V1
00:19:32huh
00:19:32really
00:19:33nothing but dead ends
00:19:36keep me posted
00:19:37makeup is gonna need you in the chair
00:19:396am
00:19:40they can feather my nut hair
00:19:42I'm busy tomorrow
00:19:50holy fuck
00:19:51the inside of his head
00:19:52that was terrifying
00:19:53I'm not kidding
00:19:55I think I just shit Ashley's pants
00:19:56they have a lead on V1
00:19:57yes
00:19:58some guy named Bombsite
00:19:59whose soldier boy hates
00:20:00Homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him
00:20:03with orders not to tell you
00:20:05where's soldier boy's head in all this
00:20:06you were right
00:20:07he's thinking about helping Homelander
00:20:09like he's kind of proud of him
00:20:11but he doesn't want him to know
00:20:13that he's proud of him
00:20:14so what's the plan
00:20:16don't worry
00:20:16saw this coming a mile away
00:20:18it's handled
00:20:22by the morning
00:20:23V1 will be toast
00:20:24where are you going?
00:20:26gotta cut my tracking chip out
00:20:28never come in here again
00:20:29it's time for phase 3
00:20:32wait but what should I
00:20:33are you really just leaving me here?
00:20:39fuck
00:20:44what's got you looking blue little lady?
00:20:46gee Bombsite
00:20:46it's just
00:20:48Henry's noticed that I've put on a few pounds
00:20:51getting hefty are ya?
00:20:52you must not be using
00:20:54Vought brand weight control tablets
00:20:56just take one with breakfast
00:20:58or better yet
00:20:59instead of breakfast
00:21:00our patented methamphetamine formula
00:21:03will melt away that ugly belly fat
00:21:05and give you pep in your step
00:21:07second Bombsite
00:21:09Henry will be thrilled
00:21:10then he will
00:21:16shit
00:21:18hey Goldie
00:21:20night night
00:21:22night night
00:21:26night
00:21:31Come on.
00:22:00Not so fast, white man.
00:22:11This one's for you, Em.
00:22:13Fuck you.
00:22:32Stop!
00:22:35Stop!
00:22:46No, you'll kill him!
00:22:49Stop!
00:22:57Stop!
00:23:02What is taking you so wrong?
00:23:19You sure this is the right address?
00:23:22I'm sure.
00:23:24Well, there's no side of bombsite.
00:23:26Or fucking anyone.
00:23:28Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip.
00:23:41Come on, rub it.
00:23:42Rub it with your stump.
00:23:54What the fuck was that?
00:23:55I can't explain.
00:23:57That was Clara.
00:23:58You told me she killed herself.
00:24:00She did!
00:24:00After Ryan did that to her.
00:24:03It's his fault.
00:24:03So then what, you locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee fuck doll and filmed her for
00:24:08kicks?
00:24:08No, no, no.
00:24:10It wasn't like that.
00:24:11I did...
00:24:11I did everything I could to keep her alive.
00:24:15To make her happy.
00:24:16Oh!
00:24:21Just listen to me, okay?
00:24:22It wasn't all like that.
00:24:29I couldn't let her go.
00:24:32I didn't know how.
00:24:36Because I loved her.
00:24:40And so did you.
00:24:44You're goddamn right I loved her.
00:24:46But she wouldn't want us fighting over her.
00:24:49Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
00:24:51You knew her for five minutes.
00:24:52I was with her for decades.
00:24:55Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:24:56S-s-s-set up.
00:24:58Someone's trying to separate us.
00:25:01This has been pla-
00:25:03Fucking Sage.
00:25:05It's Sage.
00:25:07You see?
00:25:08She's trying to screw with us.
00:25:10Oh, come on.
00:25:11I can't find the B1 without you.
00:25:23Good.
00:25:26You don't deserve to live forever.
00:25:45Security cameras are looped.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:56Who are they?
00:25:58It's almost every psychic in the country.
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:24Oh my god.
00:26:26It's firecracker.
00:26:28Oh my god.
00:26:33Jesus.
00:26:34I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
00:26:39You'd think I'd feel relieved, but I just feel sad.
00:26:44I mean, she's a human being.
00:26:47Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
00:26:53A fucking fax machine?
00:26:55Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him.
00:26:58Oi.
00:26:59Twenty-three fucking numbers you had for bombsite, and they're all fucking shite.
00:27:03Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06I was telling you the truth.
00:27:08I have no idea where a bombsite is or how to reach him, so just let me go.
00:27:12Come here and go.
00:27:13Keep an eye on her.
00:27:21What the fuck do we do there?
00:27:23Fetch her some pliers and put her screws to her.
00:27:26She knows more than she's let alone.
00:27:29Oh, she doesn't.
00:27:31I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
00:27:34He's right.
00:27:35Ooh.
00:27:36I know.
00:27:37Billing switches sides in the final hour.
00:27:41What a twist.
00:27:42Shock that never happens.
00:27:43But, unclench those assholes, fellas.
00:27:46I'm here to help.
00:27:47I'm a free agent now.
00:27:48Came alone.
00:27:49You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
00:27:51That's a good idea.
00:27:53That would go against our mutual interests.
00:27:57Which is?
00:27:58Stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
00:28:03I want him dead.
00:28:04As much as you do.
00:28:05You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up and now you want to tear him down?
00:28:09Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:11You can't trust me.
00:28:12Honestly, you shouldn't.
00:28:13But you will.
00:28:15And why would we do that?
00:28:16I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
00:28:21You can trace anyone.
00:28:22You know what to look for.
00:28:23And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
00:28:27I could have stopped you.
00:28:28I could have killed you.
00:28:30But I didn't.
00:28:31That virus is gonna wipe out the fucking life of you.
00:28:36And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
00:28:40I will be in my nice quiet bunker reading Wittgenstein in peace.
00:28:44Well that is.
00:28:45Unless that bleached blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
00:28:51You must have realized by now Granny out there has no clue how to contact bombsite.
00:28:56But I do.
00:28:58And I can get him here.
00:29:00So, let me help.
00:29:08Earlier today there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought petroleum pipeline resulting in a significant amount of crude oil
00:29:14spilling into the Bering Sea.
00:29:17Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
00:29:19But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
00:29:21Yes, the spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
00:29:24Much larger.
00:29:25Nope, Jimmy.
00:29:26We don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
00:29:28I'm hearing weeks at least.
00:29:29And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
00:29:32Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
00:29:34I can't breathe.
00:29:36I can't breathe.
00:29:44Jeremy?
00:29:44No.
00:29:46No.
00:29:47No.
00:29:48No.
00:29:49No.
00:29:49No.
00:29:50No.
00:29:52No, no, no, no.
00:29:53He's not breathing.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55Look.
00:29:58Can you hear me?
00:30:01Can you hear me?
00:30:02Can you hear me?
00:30:03We know, Kevin.
00:30:06We know it was you.
00:30:26Why are you so certain Bombsite will come here?
00:30:29If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here.
00:30:33As fast as your froggy little legs could take you.
00:30:36Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
00:31:00I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
00:31:07I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
00:31:10I loved it.
00:31:12Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
00:31:16It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
00:31:22We watched with Japanese subtitles.
00:31:24It's how I learned English.
00:31:26If you're such a big fan, let me go.
00:31:29Sorry.
00:31:30But we cannot.
00:31:31Not until we get the V1 that Bombsite possesses.
00:31:34Wait.
00:31:35That's what you're after.
00:31:37V1?
00:31:42What's so funny?
00:31:44I'll tell Bombsite to just give it to you.
00:31:46I sure as hell don't want it.
00:31:51He sold the V1 for you.
00:31:54So you two could be together forever.
00:32:01But you didn't take it.
00:32:04I said no.
00:32:07Which is why he left.
00:32:10I guess for him, watching me get old is too painful.
00:32:17I'm sorry.
00:32:18I do not understand.
00:32:19Why won't you take it?
00:32:21To live forever.
00:32:24Maybe torture.
00:32:29We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:33Maybe I would.
00:32:40Summer is only beautiful.
00:32:43When you know winter's coming.
00:32:59Is this how you feel?
00:33:08I don't know.
00:33:31I don't want to be vampires, either.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:40I hadn't, uh...
00:33:42It's okay.
00:33:43We're both willing to do it anyway.
00:33:47For you.
00:34:06Jesus Christ.
00:34:07Yep, that's pretty much what he was going for.
00:34:14Do I even need to say, be careful?
00:34:17It's okay.
00:34:17It won't go off until the timer does.
00:34:20I think.
00:34:20It won't go off until the end of the night.
00:34:41Starlight?
00:34:43I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
00:34:47Hi, Aaron.
00:34:48It's been a while.
00:34:49The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
00:34:54I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
00:34:57Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard,
00:35:01but I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
00:35:04Take it you're not here to repent.
00:35:07No.
00:35:07I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
00:35:11You did that for me, do you remember?
00:35:12When, um...
00:35:14Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
00:35:17Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message,
00:35:20especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old,
00:35:23but if memory serves,
00:35:25you weren't so grateful at the time.
00:35:27Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake
00:35:29you could regret for the rest of your life.
00:35:34But...
00:35:36I...
00:35:36God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
00:35:40You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had,
00:35:44and you weren't cynical like Ezekiel.
00:35:50You...
00:35:51You believed.
00:35:54I still do.
00:35:57In Homelander?
00:35:59Come on, Aaron.
00:36:01You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old?
00:36:04At Moldy Tent in Greenwood.
00:36:07And people would come and beg me to pray for them.
00:36:13Heal their illness.
00:36:15Look after their children.
00:36:17Get them a job.
00:36:19And I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
00:36:24Those prayers went unanswered.
00:36:28Nobody was listening.
00:36:31God checked out.
00:36:33Homelander is standing in front of us.
00:36:35He's not asking for blind faith.
00:36:37And when I talk...
00:36:39When I talk, he listens.
00:36:41God is supposed to be selfless.
00:36:43Okay, Homelander?
00:36:45Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
00:36:48May be imperfect, but he brought this church up out of ruin.
00:36:52He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
00:36:55He killed Firecracker, and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
00:36:59Firecracker was a non-believer.
00:37:00She brought his wrath upon herself.
00:37:02I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
00:37:12But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
00:37:18Oh, Andy, I am sorry.
00:37:22I really did like you.
00:37:48Stop!
00:37:51You know what this is?
00:37:53I open it.
00:37:54You're dead in 30 seconds.
00:38:01So is Andy.
00:38:03No.
00:38:06She already took the antidote.
00:38:10You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
00:38:13Nope.
00:38:15But I will.
00:38:19Unless you let her go.
00:38:31Don't be a stranger, Andy.
00:38:32Room for everyone in our flock.
00:38:42Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history.
00:38:46Estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
00:38:50Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
00:38:54But most of them are fucking dead.
00:38:59You think a fish holocaust is funny, bro?
00:39:02Uh, yeah.
00:39:03Payback's a bitch, bitch.
00:39:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:08It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline, and punched a hole in it.
00:39:13It wasn't even that hard.
00:39:15That shit is really poorly built.
00:39:17What?
00:39:19Why?
00:39:20You killed Adam Bork, so I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
00:39:25Now we're even, Steven.
00:39:28I killed...
00:39:29You...
00:39:30I killed one...
00:39:32I killed one dude.
00:39:33You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker!
00:39:36One human being who was a national treasure, asshole, not just some stupid fish!
00:39:44They were my friends.
00:39:48Sucks to suck, dipshit.
00:39:51Stop!
00:39:52Losers!
00:39:53Bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:39:54So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
00:40:21You were never my bro, bro.
00:40:23Bro...
00:40:47Oh, my God.
00:40:49Oh, God.
00:40:52Oh, my God.
00:40:57Oh, God.
00:41:08Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room.
00:41:11Again.
00:41:13Terrific.
00:41:27Bubba, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
00:41:32You must have been yay high, but you know what?
00:41:34I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:38No, I don't remember that, Chad.
00:41:41I did.
00:41:43Um...
00:41:45We needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:49I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
00:41:54And you probably got the very reasonable impression
00:41:56that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:00Uh, but honestly, fuck those guys.
00:42:04Fuck them.
00:42:05I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:07And I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:16Great.
00:42:18That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29Mm-hmm.
00:42:30You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
00:42:34Boyardee.
00:42:35Ooh, crunch wraps, please.
00:42:37And, uh, solitude?
00:42:40It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:42Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
00:42:45It's...
00:42:46It's gonna be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought.
00:42:50And I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:51Sorry.
00:42:52Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
00:42:58I just gotta do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:43:02Enjoy it, don't enjoy it.
00:43:05Still mass murder.
00:43:08At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:28Right on, kid.
00:43:42Hey, bum sight.
00:43:44Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:49When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers.
00:43:53I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it.
00:43:59Then you'll be wiping your better half's better half off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now, how's about we just cool our jets and you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen?
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:25Um...
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you it looks like that, yeah, but...
00:44:30This-this is their hideout, so I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no, well, this is nothing, but...
00:44:40No, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:41You know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage!
00:44:55Taunting me.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:11This makes no sense.
00:45:13This makes no sense.
00:45:15This makes no sense.
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:20Did I do something wrong?
00:45:22Did I fail you?
00:45:23I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I gave my boy up.
00:45:28Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't...
00:45:32Just...
00:45:32Let me become nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I gotta assume...
00:45:44The only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:49You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:02Look.
00:46:03Kid.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I...
00:46:05I...
00:46:05I've been around a long time.
00:46:06And I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:12You know all those old Supes at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them had their moments in the sun, and they all thought it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute, she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next, she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look, there comes a day...
00:46:58I got shoved out, too.
00:47:00Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming, and I fought it like hell.
00:47:04But in the end...
00:47:07Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order to things.
00:47:11And the more you fight the inevitable...
00:47:16The more the inevitable just...
00:47:18Cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
00:47:44But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49No surprise there.
00:47:54So, there you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10I can go.
00:48:11Leave.
00:48:12No words.
00:48:12Just go.
00:48:13Now. Go.
00:48:15Now.
00:48:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:36I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:48You hand that over, and we all go home happy.
00:48:51Please.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:57Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
00:49:04You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07But I won't.
00:49:11That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:31It...
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out with a missus later.
00:49:46But you ain't leaving here with her shine.
00:49:48But you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life was in danger.
00:49:54You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:55It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:16No!
00:50:26No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:27Just give him what he wants!
00:50:30No!
00:50:31No!
00:50:31No!
00:50:47Fuck, let's go.
00:51:03Please, don't.
00:51:05They kidnapped you.
00:51:07I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:51:27Hiya, Robbie.
00:51:28Ben.
00:51:29What the fuck is he doing here?
00:51:30I texted him.
00:51:32He's here to help.
00:51:33We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:51:35Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:51:39It's their bone.
00:51:40Let the old dogs fight over it.
00:51:45You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
00:51:48Buddy the Queen sat on this face.
00:51:52It's a national fucking treasure.
00:52:03Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
00:52:07Would you be sure?
00:52:08Because people are fucking predictable.
00:52:22Because people are fucking predictable.
00:52:24God damn it.
00:52:26the same act as a spy.
00:52:26I'm sorry.
00:52:28I'm sorry.
00:52:30I'm sorry.
00:52:41I'm sorry.
00:52:45I'm not sorry.
00:52:47Why the fuck?
00:52:51This is true.
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:54You're not sorry.
00:52:54Ooh.
00:53:04Shh.
00:53:24God damn it, I hate flying!
00:53:33Tough skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:53:37Ben, stop!
00:53:39Please!
00:53:46God damn it.
00:53:57I can't give it to you.
00:53:58Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:53:59Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:54:01You were always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You could never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or-
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12You were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:18Everything they wanted us to be,
00:54:19everything they were working towards,
00:54:21they saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:28No.
00:54:30No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:37But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back?
00:54:45Forever.
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:54But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality.
00:55:01And your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:06Then you and Goldie can...
00:55:08spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:11What?
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:17I'd do it for the V1.
00:56:07what the fuck is that?
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:33This is the first time I've seen my blood.
00:56:38I can't remember.
00:57:09Don't.
00:57:10I don't want to fight you.
00:57:19You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit, that I was the strongest soup alive.
00:57:25The ultimate expression of what we could be.
00:57:32But she was wrong.
00:57:38She hadn't met you yet.
00:57:54No.
00:57:55No.
00:58:03I don't understand.
00:58:04He wasn't supposed to.
00:58:06It's impossible.
00:58:09When you hate me, I loved her more.
00:58:17And this is what she would want.
00:58:19No.
00:58:48I'm gonna be right.
00:58:48I'm gonna leave you alone.
00:58:49I'm gonna be right back.
00:58:49Oh
00:58:56Run
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