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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I have it, it's fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Come on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Was it really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act is fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested for V1.
00:00:47Is there any more left out there?
00:00:49That would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where he's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:20Homelander?
00:01:22Frank!
00:01:24Frank!
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it might not be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's generally secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell him all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:51I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:01Mm-hmm.
00:02:03I was visited by an angel.
00:02:08And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:18God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Not serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:38The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:46Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00And I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:15That is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word.
00:03:19Of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28That Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:00Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:16This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No, you show me Star Wars.
00:04:23And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:30Anyway.
00:04:31There's this bit.
00:04:32See?
00:04:33Young Luke.
00:04:34Ops in his spaceship.
00:04:35Fucks off to the barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops.
00:04:39Wait.
00:04:39Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:46But anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got.
00:04:54But you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself into a body bag before we put Armandr
00:05:00in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17I'll face your civil war.
00:05:27Fucking teenagers.
00:05:39I was going to, but we roamed, cellular phones, dot meth, back in the flesh, blood and bones, don't condone.
00:05:46Spin bank loans and homegrown, suckers break like turbo and no zone when I grabbed the rule off.
00:05:51We're all out in the club with my school, you're out in the car, heavy life on the bar.
00:05:56And you don't try to put it on the floor.
00:06:15Oh, check you out.
00:06:18Thank you, thank you.
00:06:19All right, you twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25You know, there was so little virus left, it needs time to multiply.
00:06:29You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:32Half fucking long.
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely Vida Beast that spilled those Boy Scouts in
00:06:47like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:01Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone.
00:07:11Who legged it?
00:07:12Wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:26Right.
00:07:27Let's get cracking.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:06I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:14What should I say?
00:08:16What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Andy, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President, you defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:49The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:54B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:13Fort Harmony?
00:09:14Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
00:09:19at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
00:09:38Forever.
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:49After all.
00:09:51It knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals.
00:10:12It's like...
00:10:12Fucking hell.
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Oh, fuck that.
00:10:29Nah, not really my type, son.
00:10:31Hey, how about trying a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:33You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Ah, let's see here.
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:45Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, then.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get bumped by Bigfoot.
00:10:52Oh, God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:08Why are we so long going to try this?
00:11:09What am I worried about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are, how your powers are a joke,
00:11:44how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:48Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a doggy-dog world.
00:11:57Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:05Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:32Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:39Hon, you're super scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic worm face.
00:13:03Oh, baby.
00:13:20Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:36How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:45Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:49Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:56Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19It smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of supercut?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:34Well, let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:14:59Ah.
00:15:00Ah, Jesus.
00:15:01Sorry, I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:22Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:56Kathy.
00:15:56I have always wanted...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:01So you knew about this?
00:16:03You know what's funny?
00:16:04I must have asked you, like, a hundred times to go to Voughtland.
00:16:08But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:10He said that?
00:16:12I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:19How's your mom?
00:16:20She's okay. She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:25You're a cop?
00:16:26Deputy.
00:16:27Deputy.
00:16:28I thought you were working for the telephone company.
00:16:32When was the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:35So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Mason.
00:16:40Sorry, am I being rude?
00:16:42We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I'm sorry.
00:16:52I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:16:55You were right, keeping me a secret.
00:16:57I'll just go.
00:16:59Annie, wait.
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:03Well, it's a hamburger helper, but...
00:17:05Have dinner with us?
00:17:07Wash your clothes.
00:17:08Take a shower.
00:17:09No offense, but...
00:17:11You could use one.
00:17:14This is insane.
00:17:21Really?
00:17:21We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:24Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil?
00:17:30Three pounds.
00:17:31All right, y'all.
00:17:32Let's keep it going.
00:17:33Blue sky day.
00:17:34No bad ideas.
00:17:36Just gotta...
00:17:37Sell Homelander is our lord and savior's all.
00:17:39All right.
00:17:39It's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:42He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:45Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:48Right, this is a yes and rule.
00:17:50Oh, yes and.
00:17:51You're an idiot.
00:17:52Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:17:56Played a quick game of opposites here.
00:17:58What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:02Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their new
00:18:08god in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with God.
00:18:13Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
00:18:17That is your poster right there.
00:18:18Amen.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20This is amazing.
00:18:22And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:18:26Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:18:28Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:33We prayed to God for help.
00:18:35He's answering.
00:18:36Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:18:39Excuse me?
00:18:39The other Firecrotch.
00:18:41Madam Vice President.
00:18:42Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander as their one true
00:18:47God.
00:18:47Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with used suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
00:18:56Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:03Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:05Ugh.
00:19:06Jesus Christ.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06No wonder the Lamplight or Light a Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:19:11Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:17You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:19The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:24Like New Coke.
00:19:26Right?
00:19:26Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:28They wanna eat right out of his asshole.
00:19:32Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:33Jesus was a great man.
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:36The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the poor,
00:19:47that shit don't sell no more.
00:19:49No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:19:54America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
00:20:01Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:07With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:15The Democratic Church of America.
00:20:25You heard the numbers.
00:20:26The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:30I know what to call him.
00:20:36Orson Welles wore a cape. Cover his fat ass.
00:20:40Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:43I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:45Alright.
00:20:50Oh my God.
00:20:54A couple of uggos.
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:09Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:13I never said that.
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day when Clara Vaught's name came up.
00:21:22I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:33Uh, and uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead.
00:21:45Suicide.
00:21:46Oh shit.
00:21:47She never off herself.
00:21:50Yeah, well, she did.
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:12Hey.
00:22:14Phone something.
00:22:18Blueprints.
00:22:19Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:22There's a lab.
00:22:23If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:25Blueprints.
00:22:26What a fucking magic.
00:22:27If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:30I just said that.
00:22:31Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me?
00:22:32Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37Well, finally twig now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day.
00:22:39Oh, real father of the year getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:47Okay, you know what?
00:22:48It's not just Ryan.
00:22:49Look at what you did to M.M.
00:22:50The fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:22:56Everyone, s'il vous plaƮt.
00:22:57Pussy, something is wrong here.
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:01You're gonna let him get away with that.
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, M. Do it.
00:23:06Fucking do it.
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:08Hey, that's enough.
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:12Listen to you?
00:23:12You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:14I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:17I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:21Hey, stop!
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:25We need to focus.
00:23:27V1, huh?
00:23:32Allons-y.
00:23:46Mason!
00:23:53Sorry about him, he's...
00:23:54It's okay, I used to be his age.
00:23:57I saw the sign out front, in this house we believe in Homelander.
00:24:01Your boss of the department made everybody put them up in answer to a suit named Livewire now.
00:24:06I don't round up Starlighters, by the way.
00:24:10When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:24:12And the other deputies?
00:24:13They think that Starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:24:16But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:24:18I know that.
00:24:19Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:22The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night, with his wife and kids.
00:24:26I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:24:29But I have a family to protect.
00:24:34I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
00:24:41Not what you expected.
00:24:43You could say that.
00:24:46After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
00:24:51But maybe, you just didn't want me.
00:25:01Have a seat.
00:25:37This movie was shit.
00:25:38I did consider asking you for my money back.
00:25:41I didn't always approve of the choices you made.
00:25:44But I was always proud of you.
00:25:48Maybe even more proud when you quit.
00:25:55Why did you leave?
00:25:59The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission, El Salvador.
00:26:04We were young.
00:26:07Wanted to save the world.
00:26:10We were so happy when you came along.
00:26:14And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was gonna give you a better life.
00:26:20Better than a payphone repairman could give you.
00:26:24She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
00:26:28Ray's a superhero.
00:26:29So you, you got on board.
00:26:34Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
00:26:39And the thing is, you believed it.
00:26:42And then she believed it.
00:26:44And I just...
00:26:47I couldn't keep lying to you.
00:26:49So, I left.
00:26:51You never even reached out.
00:26:53To do what? Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you?
00:26:55I'd have taken you there.
00:26:57I needed you.
00:27:04If I could go back and change things, I would.
00:27:10I should have been there for you.
00:27:12Should have stood up for you.
00:27:15I'm sorry I left, Annie.
00:27:19It runs in the family, I guess.
00:27:23What do you mean?
00:27:24I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
00:27:29It's like he's, um...
00:27:30It's like he's my heart.
00:27:31Walking on the outside, and if they got to him...
00:27:35Annie.
00:27:36The people we love aren't a weakness.
00:27:40They're the reason that we fight.
00:27:53Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
00:27:56Of course.
00:27:57Just...
00:27:58Knock first.
00:28:01I learned that lesson the hard way.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16The lab is this way.
00:28:19Cool.
00:28:22Fuckin' hell.
00:28:23They've been here a minute, haven't they?
00:28:27Decades.
00:28:32Hunters.
00:28:33Look at their knives.
00:28:35These men...
00:28:37They kill each other.
00:28:39What if there is a monster here?
00:28:41But it's us.
00:28:43What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
00:28:45Toxoplasmosis.
00:28:45It's a parasite in cat shit it can affect humans.
00:28:49Makes them react with explosive anger.
00:28:51You think we ate cat shit?
00:28:53Ate? No, yeah.
00:28:55If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate at the plants.
00:28:59Their spores fills us with rage.
00:29:01We murder each other and voila.
00:29:05We're plant food for these vines.
00:29:08Okay, so like the last of us?
00:29:11No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
00:29:14The dead campers.
00:29:16The animals.
00:29:17These hunters.
00:29:18Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
00:29:22Us.
00:29:22I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole.
00:29:25Wait.
00:29:25You have a point.
00:29:27A copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
00:29:31That's why I'm not affected.
00:29:33Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
00:29:37Romeo and fucking Juliet.
00:29:39You two survive this war, I give this six months tops.
00:29:45Well fucking well.
00:29:47No.
00:29:58Let's fucking go.
00:30:03Where are you going?
00:30:05You gotta top those cunts.
00:30:06Get us killed, you fucking idiots!
00:30:09Neither of you are thinking street.
00:30:11Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
00:30:13But I ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny.
00:30:15No, but I will.
00:30:17Homelander and soldier boy kill you, then kill us.
00:30:20Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
00:30:24Does that make your family safe?
00:30:26Is that the revenge you seek?
00:30:29Does that make things right for Becca?
00:30:35Fine.
00:30:41We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
00:30:44Or the soup stew.
00:30:48So what's the food?
00:30:50What the fuck, Frenchie?
00:30:52It's deer urine.
00:30:53Hunters use it to attract prey, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
00:30:56You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off.
00:31:01I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
00:31:08It's just science, bro.
00:31:09When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body.
00:31:12Gotta hold that shit in, right, Noir?
00:31:16Right, Noir?
00:31:17F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck you.
00:31:19Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
00:31:21Bitch.
00:31:23Says what?
00:31:24What?
00:31:26What?
00:31:31I just...
00:31:32want to talk...
00:31:35Wow.
00:31:37Your picture was never up there.
00:31:38Yeah, good.
00:31:41good I mean uh yeah no that's good I don't put traitors on my wall okay you know what they
00:31:49say
00:31:49about me none of it's true do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven
00:31:53or that you're a terrorist who trafficked children so that's like a hard no I'm getting
00:31:58into the back of my van hey look Mason you go to school at Homelander Academy and you come home
00:32:07and you watch thousands of Tik Toks every day how is the truth supposed to compete with that
00:32:14whatever you're like the FBI's most wanted okay well like it or not the FBI's most wanted is your
00:32:20sister so you can keep being an asshole about it or you know we can also talk about it is
00:32:25there a
00:32:25third option let me guess chocolate cream fells every Thursday morning right
00:32:37dad used to take me before school that's one of the things I miss the most actually
00:32:44I think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah I feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:15it's not here fuck this and fuck you and fuck me this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:26putcher take a look maybe some motherfucker beat us to it not too long ago neither they
00:33:33punched 80 years of rust right off the safe now how many soups do we know that can punch this
00:33:39hard
00:33:40doesn't maybe more what is it heroin heroin of course you would fucking know that
00:33:53so punch like a bleeding sledgehammer that it takes for a fucking smack
00:34:00bombsite no one have seen bombsite for decades he's likely dead what if he's not asshole
00:34:07it'd be about the only other cunt who'd know this shit was here you mean bombsite from soldier
00:34:12boys first team wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1 what's he need more for
00:34:22hey Ed everything all right yeah I'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is gonna sound crazy is starlight in there
00:34:29i'm sorry what i got a call from mason but it's a joke right tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter your daughter jesus christ can i ever fucking lie i've known you 20 years and
00:34:51you know i should have told you she's a serial killer she's not i promise you i'm begging you
00:34:58get back in your cruiser and let this go are you crazy i am not dying in a prison camp
00:35:04over this
00:35:04i gotta take her in you need to step aside right now please ed just take a breath
00:35:13hands up right now i don't think so walk away
00:35:18ed put it down i said now walk away no you're under arrest ed relax everybody
00:35:25please i'm warning you i said walk away we're the both of you fucking stop
00:35:35i'm sorry i just ed we sit next to each other in church every sunday after pam died you ate
00:35:42dinner here for how many months yeah and you lied to my face the whole time i know you're scared
00:35:46i'm
00:35:46scared too but what bot's been making us do pulling people out of their homes our neighbors and sending
00:35:52them to god knows where you know it's wrong and it's my daughter and i love her i should have
00:36:03stood
00:36:03up for a long time ago she's not what they say she is she's a good person ed and if
00:36:08good people
00:36:09stop trying to do the right thing then what the hell chance do we have
00:36:18she better be gone in an hour or i swear to god i'm coming back with livewire i'm hauling you
00:36:24both in
00:36:26thanks thank you
00:36:38it smells like deer piss the last time i was here i was fresh off the front lines
00:36:44still picking nazi brains out of my hair and only the best of the best got selected for dr vaut's
00:36:49trials not soft little hog chompers of course no i forgot how tough you were hey i'm not the
00:36:57weirdo who doesn't fuck i mean your cock's as useless as your cape what's the point of being
00:37:02famous if you're not getting your dick wet oh oh my dick was sopping wet when i pulled it out
00:37:07of
00:37:07stormfront and wiped it on her chin oh look more uggos friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit they're right above us we best get the fuck out of here come on hey what about the
00:37:35v1 your
00:37:35bombsite has a v1 then it saves us from having to torch it what are you talking about who's us
00:37:45what you think the world needs more mortal cunts do you we need it to save annie and kimiko you've
00:37:52been planning this this whole time haven't you shh homelander will hear us and you you've just been
00:37:57going along with it again we can't take the risk huey and if she has to be collateral damage so
00:38:02that
00:38:03homelander dies and my daughter lives we ain't got no fucking choice easy for you to say it won't
00:38:07fucking kill you well at least he knows when to keep his gob shop and do as his fucking toe
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:13no no we don't have time for this we need to find a way out i know a little secret
00:38:16butcher i cheered
00:38:17when i found out that you were dying because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass
00:38:21you know i used to say to these guys don't give up on butcher there's good in him fighting to
00:38:26get out
00:38:26i was wrong there was anything human in there it's dead underneath that chest full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster maybe i like it better it's not just in you it is you you're
00:38:38the
00:38:38cancer lower your voices just as bad as homeland or maybe worse and i'm not gonna let you drag
00:38:44us all down with you and what you're gonna do about it i'll fucking kill you please calm down
00:39:10come on m m i mean if butcher will let you
00:39:20everybody please stop
00:39:40Hey, where'd you think you're going?
00:39:45Don't care.
00:39:48Don't.
00:39:53Tough guy, my ass.
00:39:56What?
00:39:56You. Your whole bit.
00:39:58This whole guts and glory thing.
00:40:01What a fucking joke.
00:40:03I read your classified file.
00:40:05Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio,
00:40:08and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Potts' trials.
00:40:13Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory,
00:40:19making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:40:24You don't know shit about me.
00:40:27Really?
00:40:29I know that when they tried to inject you with the V,
00:40:32you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table,
00:40:35and you pissed yourself crying for your mommy like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
00:40:45They gave you the world, and you, you deserve nothing.
00:40:51Oh, Christ.
00:40:52What's this shit hole now?
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:41:03Oh, well done.
00:41:04I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:41:06Maybe, maybe not.
00:41:11Enriched uranium.
00:41:12They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
00:41:16Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:41:18But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:41:20Good luck, though.
00:41:22Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:37I'm gonna go destroy any V-1 that I find, you triple-crown cock jockey.
00:41:41Why?
00:41:42You don't get it, do you?
00:41:44How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:37Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:02Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:06You were.
00:43:07You got it better.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:24What's the matter?
00:43:25Can't cut your tongue?
00:43:28Will wonders ever cease?
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:44Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out of your own son.
00:44:07Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:27You ain't no god.
00:44:29I was about I go fetch the virus.
00:44:31And then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out.
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:52No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:14I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do, I'm gonna flee you alive.
00:45:21And you, Starlight, all the non-believers, you're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:32I promise you, before I die, I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:46And that makes this whole fucking shit ball my birthright.
00:45:52My destiny!
00:46:10I first chose his land.
00:46:25Fucker.
00:46:27Fucker!
00:46:28Shit.
00:46:30Shit.
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:52Ah!
00:46:53Ah!
00:46:55Ah!
00:47:23Gun.
00:47:26Fuck.
00:47:26Fuck.
00:47:37Oh, fuck.
00:47:45Oh, fuck.
00:47:57Oh, fuck.
00:48:08My god.
00:48:17Quinn.
00:48:19You know this man?
00:48:23You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:27Figures this would be you.
00:48:29You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:31Oh, you hated me.
00:48:33Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:37Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:42You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:43This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the cause of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us down to his misery.
00:48:56Put him out of his misery.
00:48:58No, no.
00:48:59God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Cause I still got it!
00:49:13I got all of it!
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:15Run!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero?
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:45Now where's the justice in that?
00:49:47What?
00:49:47He should be you up there.
00:49:49Should've.
00:49:49Should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:56I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:49:57No!
00:50:16Huey?
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:51:02I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:03I'm sorry.
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:37The trumpet.
00:51:38A little bit of Monica in my life.
00:51:41A little bit of Erica by my side.
00:51:44A little bit of Rita's all I need.
00:51:46A little bit of Gina's what I see.
00:51:49A little bit of Sandra in the sun.
00:51:52A little bit of Mary all night long.
00:51:56Well.
00:51:58Well, that was the best star-enough I have ever had.
00:52:01It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
00:52:08You have something you want to say?
00:52:10Sorry.
00:52:13You want to try that again?
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17Good, but you're grounded until you're 20.
00:52:20More like 30.
00:52:22I hope we see each other again.
00:52:25Me too.
00:52:26I hope we see each other again.
00:52:34Annie?
00:52:36Don't make the same mistake I did.
00:52:38Don't give up on the people you love.
00:52:40All right?
00:52:41Don't give up on the people you love.
00:52:51Gary.
00:52:59He...
00:53:05Oh, my God.
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:54:04Oh, my God.
00:54:08Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:00Never let me do it again.
00:55:02Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't?
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:16You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was once, but I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:33I don't want to change you.
00:55:37It's that...
00:55:40I'm trying to change myself.
00:55:44The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
00:55:53The thing is, you love chaos.
00:55:56You thrive in it, which is fine, but...
00:56:00I can't go back to that.
00:56:08So where does that leave us?
00:56:38I'm sorry.
00:56:39I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:41Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:56:49Listen, Mike.
00:57:02That's shite I said.
00:57:03Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean that I...
00:57:06Because I sure as hell am in every fucking word I said.
00:57:10So we got a problem?
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:28What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:30Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:35From sea to shining sea...
00:57:42Be America...
00:57:48Yes!
00:57:49Yes!
00:57:55Brothers and sisters!
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:04Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen!
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love.
00:58:16But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:26But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:35Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:58:50Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
00:59:11He's not just a superman.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:25He is the prophet of America!
00:59:30He is the prophet of America!
00:59:46He is the prophet of America!
00:59:51He is the prophet of America!
01:00:51He is the prophet of America!
01:01:06He is the prophet of America!
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