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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 8 Episode 10
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00:00Involving my ex-husband.
00:02You have your officiant license.
00:03Could you marry us?
00:04I'll do it.
00:05She just continuously just pushes him
00:07into everything family.
00:08I'm, like, at the point where I don't want
00:09to bite my tongue anymore.
00:11Speaking of Josh, his bitterness towards Darren
00:14is getting old.
00:15You moved on to another relationship and another child.
00:18If I can be cordial with that aspect,
00:20why can't you be ?
00:21It is where we are at now in life because of you and him.
00:24I have nothing for him.
00:25him.
00:26Then, Alana came with bad news.
00:29Are you going to be able to make it to the wedding?
00:31I don't think I'm going to be able to.
00:33Sucks.
00:34When the wedding weekend kicked off,
00:35it was a battle of the momzillas.
00:38Trina, you were in the room with all the kids
00:40in the bunk bedroom.
00:41No, June.
00:42I'm in a hotel.
00:43What?
00:44That's what an unselfish mom does, June.
00:46You got another tattoo?
00:47Yeah.
00:48You want to see it?
00:48Yeah, let me see it.
00:49You want to see mine?
00:50Oh, y'all got tattoos.
00:52Trina, no matter how hard you try,
00:54you will never be Jessica's biological mother.
00:58And things got even messier during the rehearsal.
01:01Tomorrow's going to be a lot easier
01:03because they don't have steps at the beach.
01:04The beach.
01:05I thought I was getting married here.
01:06And we got the beach wedding.
01:07After all the chaos, finally,
01:09it was bachelorette party time.
01:11What happens if Florida stays a morning?
01:13This is our last night of being just girlfriends.
01:16Like, I ain't worried about nothing.
01:19Who the hell's here?
01:21Who the hell's here?
01:37Josh, what are you doing here?
01:41You know, like, Jessie's wedding in tomorrow, dude.
01:44I really was just, like, coming to call a truce.
01:47I've been trying to make her whole life cordial.
01:48That's kind of on you, big dog.
01:52It's on me?
01:53I guess how would it not be on you?
01:54Like, I'm not, like, I don't have a problem.
01:56I mean, it was just, it's, it's...
01:59I'm the one that's kind of been keeping it cordial
02:01and trying to keep everything cool, and, you know,
02:04he's the one that walks around with a chip on his shoulder
02:06and, like, now all of a sudden you're gonna come to Florida
02:08and tell me how things are gonna go.
02:10I'm like, no, dawg, we ain't, we ain't playing that game.
02:13If you're gonna come, you better come correct with it.
02:15It's no secret that I don't like the guy.
02:17I mean, you live in my house, you live with my kids,
02:20where I was supposed to be for the rest of my life,
02:22and, you know, I come here trying to be the bigger guy tonight,
02:26and, you know, to have to see his smug face disrespect me,
02:29it's just like, I'm done.
02:57What?
02:57Josh just showed at the house on top of the digger.
02:59About what?
03:01I don't know, it doesn't say Josh just showed up at the house.
03:04Hold on, I'm trying to tell him.
03:11And Darren's not answering my phone calls, so...
03:14What you gonna do? What are they gonna do? A fight? You can get in two or three?
03:16I mean, oh, my God, Justin's there. I think he's very capable of being the therapist.
03:20He's everybody else's therapist.
03:21And just chill out.
03:25We all know that Joshy-Poo wants to beat Darren's ass.
03:29And he is at the house, and if they tear that rental house up,
03:32I'm gonna tear their asses up, because I'm not gonna get my deposit back.
03:35No. You want to wait until the middle of the night while I'm gone
03:38so I can't supervise and hear what the hell you are saying.
03:41I mean, at this point, those boys can figure it out. I need another shot.
03:45I'm sure if it's something, Justin's gonna text you. Come on.
03:48He did!
03:49Yeah, but he'll text you if something happens. Come on.
03:55I'm cool with everything on my end.
03:57You know, I got my own to deal with.
04:00You know, this is a bad idea.
04:05I can't believe Josh actually showed up to the house.
04:08He does have a tendency to fly off the handle sometimes.
04:21Jesus Christ.
04:23I try to come and talk to the guy, and then I get the whole,
04:26I'm not the problem, you're the problem.
04:27This is what you get when you try to be the bigger person.
04:32That was weird as .
04:33I was not expecting that.
04:34What was he saying?
04:37.
04:39Come on, you drunk asses, let's go.
04:42Oh my god damn.
04:44That was fun.
04:45Oh yeah.
04:46You're gonna be my wife tomorrow.
04:50You're gonna be hungover tomorrow.
04:52You wanna go back and party?
04:53You need to go to bed.
04:54Party, party, party.
04:57You're not gonna make it in the morning.
04:59All right, June, so let's tell them what happened.
05:02I don't want to ruin the vibe, but how about Josh showed up at the house.
05:07And I don't know what for.
05:08What if it was something serious, Diane?
05:10Can I get a ooh?
05:12Ooh.
05:13Is this gonna mess up him showing up tomorrow?
05:16Girl, I hope not.
05:17Let me call Edie, y'all.
05:18No, we're stressing about something we don't need to be stressing about.
05:21I am about the only one that ain't goddamn three sheets to the wind off the lick, okay?
05:26And I gotta make sure that we have an officiant tomorrow.
05:29I mean, if I'm just being honest, I hope Josh doesn't show up.
05:32I cannot stand his dumb ass.
05:33Everybody have a good time.
05:35If I can get a hell yeah.
05:37Hell yeah.
05:39Hell yeah.
05:39Hell yeah.
05:40Hell yeah.
05:50Hell yeah.
05:57Hey, it's Josh, you know what to do.
05:59Um, where the hell are you, Josh?
06:05I mean, we're at the point now, we don't even know if he has somebody to marry us.
06:08And right now, it looks like it's gonna rain real bad.
06:12Stressed out.
06:13Justin and Darren were both asleep when we got home, so nobody knows what happened.
06:17And Josh is not picking up my calls.
06:18On top of that, a storm's coming in, and it's supposed to be a beach wedding.
06:23Like, could they get any worse?
06:28You're still not gonna spill no tea about what Josh said?
06:31Or if he's even coming?
06:31I mean, come on now.
06:32He's a grown ass man.
06:33He comes, he comes.
06:35What do you mean, if Josh comes, he comes?
06:38Like, he's the one supposed to be officiating this whole thing.
06:40What did he tell you?
06:41He didn't tell me anything.
06:42It's like, why you gotta be so secretive about it?
06:44I'm not being secretive.
06:46I'm not being secretive.
06:47Look what the cat drug in.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Well, you ain't supposed to be up putting makeup and stuff on?
06:52I'm last.
06:53Where's your old lady at?
06:54She's doing her thing.
06:56Does anybody know where Josh is?
07:00Ask the one who had a conversation with him last night.
07:03Yeah, but what happened?
07:04I don't kiss and tell.
07:06Do you think he'll come?
07:08He wants to come, he'll come.
07:11What does he mean, don't kiss and tell?
07:14He's got a mouth like a megaphone.
07:15He tells everything.
07:17I'm telling you, if Darren messes up my day, he's done.
07:20You think about it, it's raining.
07:21Like, you ready for it?
07:22Do y'all have a backup plan?
07:24Uh, if I pay for a beach wedding, I'm gonna be pissed if we're in a goddamn conference room.
07:28Okay, we're figuring it out, Gene Buck.
07:30But you do know if it rains on your wedding day, it means good luck?
07:32Well, let's just hope it doesn't rain and Josh shows up.
07:35But if not, Darren can get on line for $100 and be an ordained minister.
07:40Yeah, I can marry y'all.
07:43Um, no.
07:44Gene, sit back, hush, and we're hoping that Josh shows up because who's Darren?
07:49We need Josh.
07:50Nubby is going to marry Jessica.
07:52You want to do it?
07:53You want to marry me and Shay Shay?
07:54You want to say I do?
07:56Okay, we got Nubby.
07:56I'm sure KDP could do it.
07:57Yeah, I think KDP could do it 100%.
08:01There's too much going on in here, so if the guys would like to, y'all go enjoy your time.
08:07What are we going to do if Josh doesn't show up?
08:09I don't know.
08:10What do you think happened last night?
08:11No telling with them.
08:13I wish they could have just saved everything for after the wedding.
08:15Today's not your day to stress.
08:17Just keep getting beautified.
08:18I'll handle the rest of it.
08:20Please.
08:21No worries.
08:23Mama, you can't be taken all day now.
08:25I still got to go.
08:26Okay, but the point of that is you've been-
08:28No, she's going to take the longest.
08:29Who?
08:30You.
08:30She likes to look like big money.
08:32Put it in a ponytail and let's go.
08:35Hey, hey, hey.
08:36All right, Trini Beanie.
08:37So what are we doing about somebody officiating?
08:40We do decide.
08:41We didn't decide nothing.
08:42Josh, hold on a minute.
08:44Darren can get online and take this little quiz and boom, he's good to go.
08:47How are we going to go from Josh to Darren doing it?
08:50Pumpkin went from Josh to Darren.
08:52I'm done.
08:53I quit.
08:56Come in.
08:57Who is that?
08:58There's 80 in there.
08:59This is who we needed.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Not you.
09:01Darren here's stressing out.
09:02We're kind of stressing too, so we really don't have the best news about the weather.
09:08But it's going to get worse.
09:11What it looks like right now is almost like, not a hurricane, but kind of the pattern it takes.
09:20Oh.
09:24Coming up on Mama Jean.
09:26Where's Josh at?
09:27I'm not sure.
09:29I mean, not even Josh's new baby mama know where he's at.
09:31This fat bitch is going to goddamn pop.
09:33And I'm going to show you how I can pop.
09:36You snitched on me.
09:38But do you want me to tell you what the he's been doing?
09:40Who?
09:40Darren.
09:42Hell no.
09:54We really don't have the best news about the weather.
09:58It's going to get worse.
10:00What it looks like right now is almost like, not a hurricane, but kind of the pattern it takes.
10:05Oh.
10:08Kind of like swirling around us.
10:10Closer to three, it's a red cloud headed our way.
10:15As we start setting up, it's going to be pouring.
10:17And everything's going to get soaked, everything's going to get heavy, and then probably not look the best.
10:22Hold up for y'all.
10:22Hold up before we get in front.
10:23I've got to call Shannon.
10:30Hey, Bookie Bean.
10:31Um, we're kind of like, not really, kind of like in a hurricane.
10:36And Edie's here, so she's explaining that to us right now.
10:39So we're not going to have it on the beach?
10:40Right now, it's not looking too bright.
10:43What if we just did it inside?
10:48That sounds fine to me.
10:50Okay, B.
10:52Okay, love you.
10:53I love you, baby.
10:54Okay.
10:56I mean, I love the fact that I can talk to Cheyenne, and she just is calm about everything, and
11:00she keeps me grounded, because I don't know what I'd do without her.
11:03We're getting married, rain or shine.
11:06We're actually going to do pretty much everything we're doing outside, inside.
11:10So do we get a discount?
11:12Same set up.
11:12You get the same set up.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's going to be beautiful either way.
11:19Okay.
11:21June, you text me about a minister.
11:23What's up?
11:24Edie, a bunch of stuff happened last night.
11:25We don't know what's going on between Josh and Darren.
11:28I just want to get married today, so I hope he shows up.
11:31So if he doesn't show...
11:35Oh, Heather, you're ordained.
11:36Heather is a notary in the state of Florida.
11:40I've never done one.
11:40You can do weddings.
11:42Yeah.
11:42We may need to get you a little dress real quick.
11:45Edie is the best.
11:46We've already got another fish in right here.
11:49So bye-bye, Josh.
11:51All right, so we're good to go?
11:52Yes, ma'am.
11:53Heather and I are going to start working.
11:54Hi, y'all.
11:54We'll see you in a little bit, y'all.
11:56Jesse, get up.
12:08Daddy's new girlfriend, Brianna.
12:10I like her.
12:10She's cool.
12:11And also, I love my new baby sister.
12:32Jesse, when are you going to get your dress?
12:34As soon as Justy gets done.
12:36There's the kids.
12:38Where's Josh at?
12:39I'm not sure.
12:44No, she's taking the two babies.
12:49I love you, son.
12:51I mean, not even Josh's new baby mama know where he's at.
12:54That's her problem now, not mine.
12:56I mean, she's cool.
12:57I ain't got no problem with her.
12:58I do have to co-parent with her, and she's good to the kids.
13:00That's really all that matters to me.
13:02I mean, she is pretty good.
13:03I'm not gonna say that.
13:04She deal with Josh to run my bull .
13:08Jesse, come on.
13:09Get your dress on.
13:10In a minute.
13:12I only had two weeks to plan this wedding,
13:14and I hadn't been able to do my vows.
13:16And if Josh doesn't show up,
13:17I'm at least gonna have my vows.
13:19That's gonna be one thing I have this wedding.
13:22Aw, you look so pretty.
13:26You look so beautiful.
13:27Come to me up.
13:29Yep.
13:32Wow, that's so pretty.
13:34I look beautiful.
13:35Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
13:47I like your dress.
13:49Oh, Alani!
13:51That's my Lonnie.
13:53I can't believe Alana's here.
13:55I mean, now I have both of my sisters here,
13:57and nothing can ruin this day.
13:58And I'm not trying to ruin my makeup,
13:59so I need to stop.
14:00Thank you for coming, Lonnie.
14:02Aw.
14:03Were you not gonna tell anybody?
14:04Yeah, you didn't even tell me, girly pop.
14:06You know I love a good pop-up.
14:07Jumbo taught me well.
14:09I just got into the car wreck,
14:10and it was a whole entire mess,
14:12and I'm absolutely exhausted from being at school
14:14and clinicals and everything else.
14:17But I felt so bad not being here with Jesse's big day,
14:20so here I am, even if it is only for 24 hours.
14:23You always know, Alana's gonna make it happen.
14:25We have to go, come on.
14:27Okay, come on, Jesse.
14:28Get down, let's go, let's go, let's go.
14:43We're getting close.
14:44Hey, is there supposed to be a wedding here, I think?
14:47Hey, look who decided to show.
14:48Oh, my goodness.
14:50I'm glad you need it.
14:52I'm really just making sure I have everything on me.
14:53I have my speech.
14:54To be completely honest,
14:56I don't even wanna go.
14:57I don't wanna have to see Darren and Pumpkin,
14:58and I definitely do not wanna have to see June,
15:01but I can't do Jessica and Cheyenne like that.
15:04It's not their fault.
15:04I don't wanna look at those people.
15:07So the show must go on.
15:09Oh, boy.
15:10Oh?
15:10Gosh, I finally decided to make it.
15:12Hmm.
15:14Two hours and a half later?
15:16Well, I mean, I told everybody I was gonna be here.
15:20Beautiful, Ellie Grace, Jessie.
15:23Fine as wine.
15:25And you took forever.
15:26Come on, let's go, let's go.
15:27Well, don't worry about me.
15:28It might be a little awkward for everybody else,
15:30but I am really glad that Josh is here.
15:32I'm glad that everybody is just, like, reconnecting,
15:34and, like, we can all just be one big, happy, blended family.
15:37I'm gonna go ahead and assume position.
15:39All right, well, go ahead.
15:40Go, bye.
15:40Come on.
15:41Chop, chop.
15:42Ta-ta.
15:43Hey, keep this up so you don't drop it, okay?
15:47Ready?
15:54All this just feels so weird to me.
15:56Like, I'm walking down the aisle, and there's my ex-husband
15:59who's fixing to marry my sister.
16:01It just feels weird.
16:08You ready?
16:08You ready?
16:10Thanks.
16:10I'm shaking now.
16:12Let's go.
16:13Stop.
16:14It's okay.
16:15It's crazy.
16:17Walking down the aisle, you do get emotional.
16:19This is for real.
16:21She's doing this.
16:22I think that moment was a sweet moment.
16:24Look at you being all sweet now.
16:26Bitch, I'm always sweet.
16:28No, on this side.
16:29No, I'm on this side.
16:30Here, she's on this side, Julie.
16:31Can everybody stand up?
16:44I mean, Cheyenne looks so beautiful.
16:45I mean, I'm trying to keep it together, but the tears are about to come.
17:01Hey, Buki Bean.
17:02You made me cry.
17:06Anybody can sit down?
17:09You're gonna cry, baby?
17:11Oh, that are you crying?
17:15Ladies, gentlemen, chosen family, and tolerated ex-in-laws,
17:23it's in my honor to be standing here today to officiate the wedding of these two incredible
17:27women, Jessie and Cheyenne. Now, before we dive into valves, tears, and whatever else
17:32June is about to ruin, let's take a moment to appreciate today.
17:42Coming up on Mama Jean.
17:43What happened last night?
17:45What do you mean?
17:45What was you and Darren doing?
17:48I don't believe you.
17:49What'd you do, Sharon?
17:50I'm not telling you on camera.
17:52Tell your goddamn mama what you did, bitch.
17:54This is like the ultimate betrayal.
17:57Bitch, you ought to be ashamed.
18:08It's in my honor to be standing here today to officiate the wedding of these two incredible
18:12women, Jessie and Cheyenne.
18:15Now, before we dive into valves, tears, and whatever else June is about to ruin, let's
18:19take a moment to appreciate today.
18:20What?
18:21I mean, Josh, hello.
18:22This is a wedding, not a gross, or a way for you to say, yeah, I can do this.
18:27I promise you, this fat bitch is going to goddamn pop, and I'm going to show you how I can
18:31pop.
18:33I mean, y'all are the ones who wanted Josh here, y'all wanted him to marry y'all, y
18:37'all
18:37made him come up with a speech, but the man said what he's got to say.
18:40I'm all ears.
18:43Jessica and Cheyenne, today is not just about paperwork, rings, and giving June something
18:48new to talk about.
18:52It's about two people who found a partner in crime, a safe place to land, and a mirror
18:57to reflect their best selves in.
18:59Now, do you want to do your vows?
19:02Okay.
19:07I choose you today, tomorrow, and every day for the rest of my life.
19:10You are my best friend, my safe place, my joy, and the greatest blessing I ever saw coming.
19:17With you, I have found love that is deep, steady, and true.
19:21I promise to love you loud and proud.
19:23Loving you is the easiest and most beautiful thing I've ever done.
19:27Oh, that was cute.
19:28I like that.
19:29I like it.
19:29Y'all ready?
19:31I knew when I first met you, there was something about you that I couldn't keep myself away.
19:35And when I met my little bestie, Harpy, I knew that I was in for the long haul because
19:39both of y'all took my heart.
19:41Harper, I want you to know, always...
19:57Harpy, I want you to know that I always have you and your mom in the back, and I'm here
20:07to the end.
20:08As Fren is here to stay and help y'all navigate this thing called life.
20:14I want y'all to always remember, we got this.
20:17I love you to the moon and back.
20:18I love you, too, if you need to be all times 10.
20:21I love you.
20:24I love you, Boogie.
20:25I love you, too, Boogie, babe.
20:28You made me cry.
20:29She loves you, too, to be all times 10.
20:32Aw, herpes crying.
20:36Come here, baby.
20:46Jessica, please place the ring on Cheyenne's finger and repeat after me.
20:50With this ring.
20:51With this ring.
20:52I thee wed.
20:52I thee wed.
20:54Cheyenne, please place the ring on Jessica's finger.
20:56With this ring.
20:57I thee wed.
20:58I thee wed.
21:00And I pronounce you wife and wife.
21:03Mrs. and Mrs. McCann.
21:05You may kiss the bride.
21:16We did it, Boogie, babe.
21:17We are married.
21:19Yeah, girl.
21:20Boy, some of these crazy people.
21:22Together, Boogie, babe.
21:23I love you.
21:24I love you, too.
21:24Mm-hmm.
21:30We're going to do it.
21:31We're going to do it.
21:33We're going to do it.
21:52Please put your hands together and help you welcome in our lovely brides, Jessica and Cheyenne McCann.
22:05We're going to do it.
22:08Got skies enough to carry us until our dying breath.
22:12Oh.
22:14Oh.
22:15We're not our war.
22:17Let's put all of our weapons down and close the door.
22:21Aww, Stella wanted it.
22:22Aww, that is so sweet.
22:25Come on.
22:26Come on, Dan.
22:29Take it.
22:31Look at this boot. It turned out perfect.
22:34Everybody with love's here.
22:35You're my bookie bean. Forever.
22:45Here I go again with the waterworks.
22:48But, you know, truly I am happy
22:50for Jessica and Cheyenne.
22:51It does really help put
22:53the happy things into perspective, like
22:55I got a beautiful date,
22:57a healthy baby girl,
22:59six happy kids I get to see at one time,
23:01including Alana, so
23:03maybe life's not so bad after all.
23:06I love you so much.
23:07I love you too.
23:14Now y'all two gotta get along.
23:17If you'd have told me a couple months ago
23:18that I was gonna be up here slow dancing with June,
23:21I'd have been like, mm-mm.
23:22But you know what? I guess we're all family now.
23:25I've been giving Trina some hell,
23:26and I understand that we're both moms,
23:28so I'm gonna, like, put my differences aside.
23:30I mean, I guess technically we're family,
23:32so I'm gonna have to, like, tolerate her ass sometimes.
23:37I love you.
23:40Everybody get away to the buffet table
23:41and let's eat.
23:43Mia!
23:43Mia!
23:45Me first, bye.
23:48The two things that I believe is good at a wedding
23:51is the person's dress and the food.
23:54They wanted, like, a southern spread,
23:55so we made sure we had, like, fried chicken,
23:57we had macaroon cheese, we had cornbread,
24:00we had everything that they wanted
24:01to make it feel like an at-home southern comfort food.
24:07All right, I think we need to see the bride's kiss.
24:10All right, I think we need to see the bride's kiss.
24:11More than we can get in the wedding!
24:13I get it!
24:14I get it!
24:18Thank you!
24:20I love you!
24:21I love you!
24:21I love you!
24:23I love you!
24:24I love you!
24:26Hold it together!
24:29Come on!
24:31Come on!
24:31Let's go.
24:32Smash her ass!
24:33Smash her ass!
24:36Oh my gosh!
24:37She's gonna get in her eyeball!
24:40Mama did her thing with this cake guy.
24:41This red velvet cake is good.
24:43And them cupcakes are busting.
24:45I'm going to go back and get those ones.
24:46Grab me some, too.
24:47I'm going to take all of them.
24:48Go run.
24:49You have to share.
24:50No, I don't.
24:50It's my wedding.
24:56Oh, hey.
24:58What happened last night?
24:59What do you mean?
25:00I mean, what was you and Darren doing?
25:07Coming up on Mama Jean.
25:09First off, Josh, you got to deal with me until the last one is 18.
25:15This is supposed to be about us.
25:16Tell them the rest of the team.
25:18This team has never been brought to camera.
25:21I have been my tongue for way too long.
25:24And I'm sick of it.
25:25Everybody's fixing to know your secret.
25:34What was you and Darren doing?
25:38Nothing.
25:39I don't believe you.
25:41There's really not much to tell.
25:44Okay.
25:44Yes, you have a big slap of ice, Mama.
25:50But congratulations.
25:52You two were cuties.
25:54Let me go finish this wedding.
25:55Yeah, please do.
25:56Jessica doesn't need to be concerned with what was said between me and Darren, okay?
26:00It's her day, and the biggest thing is she needs to focus on is being happy and not worried
26:06about any negative comments.
26:16Bubba wants to say something.
26:18Let Bubba say something.
26:21I love you, Sasha.
26:22How about you, too, Bubba?
26:24I love you, Sasha.
26:25I love you, Sasha.
26:27I love you, Sasha.
26:28Yeah.
26:30I love you all very much, and I'm trying to tell you my parents.
26:33Aw.
26:35Happy wedding day.
26:36Woo!
26:38To my sister Cheyenne and my new sister Jessica, thank you for reminding all of us that love
26:44doesn't have rules or limits.
26:45It just finds its way.
26:47I know Pa and Anna would have been proud of where you two have brought these two families
26:51today.
26:51So to Cheyenne and Jessica, may your love always be as bright and beautiful as it is today.
26:57Aw.
27:04We gave her a mic.
27:19No.
27:20This is supposed to be about us.
27:25But next time we an ordained minister, it will not be somebody who is out of the family.
27:34Being out of the family, I wear that like a badge of honor.
27:37And the person I feel the most sorriestness for is Cheyenne because she just entered it
27:41and now she's stuck in it.
27:42But me, I'm so happy.
27:45Cheyenne, I still don't know your dumb man.
27:47Yes, you do.
27:47I don't know everything about you and we want you to know more about Cheyenne.
27:52And look, I understand you and your mama is close, but now that we are a family, we need
28:00y'all a family dinner.
28:02She's inviting Cheyenne?
28:03Are you inviting me to dinner, June?
28:056.37 o'clock.
28:07Same time every Sunday.
28:08Aw.
28:10But other than that, I mean, I love y'all, whatever.
28:13That's all I have to really say.
28:15Let's dance, jerk.
28:17Okay, well, I guess we're just gonna dance.
28:18Let's go.
28:19Come on.
28:32We made it through everything, Boogie Bean.
28:34We're married now.
28:35Yeah, but I'm kind of ready to get back to our boring life.
28:39Yeah, because being on my family is too much sometimes.
28:41Way too much.
28:42But the wedding was really good and we are finally moved.
28:46Couldn't ask for a better wedding, even though it wasn't on the beach.
28:48Couldn't ask for a better wife.
29:13Boo-go is not y'all's babysitter.
29:16I ain't never said that nobody had to be a babysitter for none of my youngins.
29:21Well, before everybody quits bitching about it, Boogie, I asked Boogie to watch the kids.
29:25Ain't nobody said she was babysitting.
29:27Cheyenne literally just said out of her mouth.
29:29Because Darren just yelled, Boogie's going up there.
29:33Because you said it's okay if she watches them early.
29:38Man, all y'all.
29:39Y'all ain't nothing but some fake ass bitches anyway.
29:42What started that fight was me smarting off at Darren about Boogie watching the kids.
29:47It wasn't Boogie's place to be watching the kids.
29:49And Darren's not about to talk to her however he wants to.
29:52I've been my tongue for way too long with all of these folks in this house.
29:56And so my thing is that you are not going to sit there and you're not going to talk to
29:59Darren that way.
30:00You're not.
30:01And tell them the rest of the teeth.
30:04Tell your mama what you done done.
30:06Y'all, everybody been keeping their mouth shut all weekend.
30:11Tell your damn mama what the you did, bitch.
30:14What'd you do, Cheyenne?
30:15Tell me what you did.
30:15I'm not telling you on camera.
30:18Ooh, bitch.
30:19I'm going to whoop her ass.
30:22Bitch, everybody's fixing to know your secret.
30:27Coming up on Mama Jean.
30:28If you play stupid games, you win stupid mother f***ing prizes.
30:33I don't know if Jessie can even fix this.
30:35I'm not going to lie.
30:35I was a little disappointed in y'all because I never thought y'all would do that.
30:38It was our wedding weekend and it completely went off the rails.
30:49Okay, did nobody say f***?
30:51It all started because they said it and Joe had to be out there.
30:53That's all it was.
30:54No, no, no, Mama.
30:55Ain't nothing started because of that.
30:56Tell your goddamn mama what the f*** you did, bitch.
30:58What'd you do, Cheyenne?
30:59Tell me what you did.
31:00I'm not telling you on camera.
31:02Ooh, bitch.
31:02I'm going to whoop her f***ing ass.
31:05Nobody's perfect.
31:06Nobody's perfect.
31:07I said nobody's perfect, but what I don't think is okay is how everybody can say all the
31:11slick comments that they want to say.
31:12If anybody's playing picture perfect, it's that one sitting right there a thousand percent.
31:18You asked for Josh's firm.
31:23I'm going to talk pumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby and using Josh's go-go
31:28juice.
31:29What?
31:30A baby?
31:32We're getting a f***ing divorce.
31:34So the whole sperm thing is a no now, I'm guessing.
31:37A hundred percent.
31:38Okay.
31:38Well.
31:39The sperm thing, that is true.
31:41And the nights you snitched on me, f*** all that.
31:44She might be talking to somebody else.
31:47Who is it?
31:48Your cousin, Derek.
31:50F*** it.
31:51The night you slept with Josh and you f***ing snitched on me.
31:55Okay.
31:55Why was it just me?
31:56Why?
31:57You and Jessie.
31:58It doesn't matter.
31:59You and Jessie.
32:03I'm done.
32:04I'm done.
32:04Right.
32:05That's right.
32:05You just don't take no accountability at all.
32:11Bitch, can we talk about the one main f***ing bridge?
32:15The main bridge is the threesome.
32:17Jessie snitched on me for being with Darren and then had a threesome with my ex-husband.
32:23What are we not getting about that?
32:24With our wife now.
32:26And now we're playing the f***ing victim?
32:29No, ma'am.
32:30How is it not okay for Shaina and Jessie to take responsibility?
32:33You sleep around too, but I get called out for sleeping with Josh and it wasn't even like
32:37that.
32:38Here we go sugarcoating.
32:40The reason it happened was because me and Jessie were strictly wanting to grow our family
32:46and have a child from, you know, just me and her.
32:48We can't get a baby if I don't ask.
32:50Me and Shaina's been talking about having a baby and we thought about asking Josh only
32:54because look at his kids, y'all.
32:55To me, it just makes sense with him because we know his background.
32:58We know his kids are healthy.
32:59I mean, it's not that we had a romantic relationship.
33:02No, it's nothing like that at all.
33:03It's got completely flipped upside down.
33:06As it does in our family.
33:08If we're being honest, I don't have to associate with you.
33:10I don't have to answer the call every time you call me.
33:12But I have, and I have been nice, and I have been the sister that I'm supposed to be.
33:20I wasn't sleeping with him because I was in love or wanted to be with him.
33:22I know nobody said that, but how does that make it look?
33:25Honestly, Trina.
33:25It means to me.
33:26You was damn.
33:27What's it matter about her being yes, a thousand?
33:30Oh, why are you mad?
33:31Oh, yeah, because you're supposed to be my sister, right?
33:33It does matter.
33:34Did your sister?
33:35Yeah, she was in the same room.
33:39Oh, my God.
33:40This is something that should never have been brought to camera?
33:43It should have never been brought to camera, but yeah, everybody wants to hide it.
33:46Everybody wants to act picture-off for it, right?
33:48And I'm sick of it.
33:50that.
33:55This is cringe.
33:58So now, I mean, I put two and three together, you know what I'm saying?
34:01Now I understand why Pumpkin was ill.
34:03She didn't want to help Jessica's wedding.
34:05She was mad that Jessica and Josh were besties for the rest.
34:07But I definitely did not think that it was Cheyenne and Jessica Josh.
34:14This is what I've been trying to tell y'all that Josh is a dog.
34:20You walk around with your nose, toot it up, with a attitude, bitch.
34:23You don't give a about what you've done.
34:25Can we even tell you what the he's been doing?
34:27Who?
34:28Darren.
34:28Darren.
34:32Well, come on.
34:41Why are we spreading our drama?
34:43Do we even tell you what the he's been doing?
34:45Who?
34:45Darren.
34:48Well, come on.
34:49Please.
34:49Please, come on.
34:50No, I'm done.
34:51Because no, I'm done.
34:52No, we're flattening out everybody's table.
34:54Come on.
34:57We all know about your hall pass.
35:01Hell no.
35:02F*** it.
35:03Everybody's not perfect, Gene.
35:04Everybody want to put it all out there?
35:05Like, I ain't, like, I don't give a f***.
35:07And then they didn't even act on nothing.
35:08F*** nothing.
35:08Like, God damn, we just, like, had some conversation about it.
35:14Jessie and them want to bring up the hall pass situation that me and Darren had to talk about
35:18when we very first got together and didn't even do anything.
35:21Didn't even do anything.
35:21But y'all, y'all really f*** for real.
35:23Like, I don't know how you're going to bring that up as a one-up on us, but okay.
35:27I am an adult.
35:29Point blank simple.
35:29And I'm not arguing with nobody anymore because truly and honestly, like, I'm really done
35:33with that other situation.
35:34Because if you can't be an adult and stand up and tell your own mama what you've done,
35:37bitch, you ought to be ashamed.
35:40In my opinion, Pumpkin's the one that should be ashamed of herself.
35:43You know, what happens at home happens at home.
35:45And you shouldn't make it public for everybody.
35:48And as far as Cheyenne goes, I don't care what my child does.
35:51Because I'm always going to have her back.
35:53Okay, the whole sperm thing should have never been borrowed up in the first place.
35:56What you want me to do about it?
35:58I don't agree with the hall pass situation with y'all two.
36:01I don't agree with that.
36:02And I've told them that's why I've sat in here saying I will sit here like a goddamn woman
36:05and say that.
36:12But I mean, it is what it is.
36:13Like I said, we've all done our dirt.
36:16Everybody has.
36:17Ain't nobody perfect.
36:18That was a personal thing that should never be here.
36:21Never.
36:23So who has to live with this?
36:24Not them.
36:25We have to.
36:26Mm-hmm.
36:27I've even told her nothing against you.
36:29I do wish we would have never did it.
36:31Yeah, 100%.
36:32Yeah.
36:33But it's still saying, like, I can apologize for it.
36:35But I mean, the past has already happened.
36:37Like, I'm at a point in my life where I'm moving along with the future.
36:41I do understand it was wrong.
36:42I do know that.
36:44But I don't want anybody to think, oh, they have something going on because they're talking.
36:47And I do feel like that's how a lot of them are.
36:51I do think people were disappointed.
36:53I'm not going to lie.
36:54I was a little disappointed in y'all because I never thought y'all would do that.
36:56But I don't think nobody's looking at y'all like, oh, they're a horrible person because
37:00of what they did.
37:01No, absolutely not.
37:02But I also think Pumpkin felt betrayed.
37:05I'm not blaming this on Jessie at all.
37:07But if I didn't get the okay from Jessie, then it wouldn't have happened at all.
37:10Oh, yeah, for sure.
37:11But I'm saying.
37:11That's not what she's saying.
37:12Pumpkin is saying Jessie should have stopped it.
37:15Jessie should have shut it down.
37:16100%.
37:16But I don't want Pumpkin sitting there blaming it all on Jessie.
37:19Well, no, but at the end of the day, your mama's right.
37:21But we all know.
37:22At a sister level.
37:24It's Jessie should have put a stop to her.
37:25Yeah.
37:26And Jessie certainly shouldn't have been in the room.
37:28In that moment when y'all did what y'all did, she put her loyalty to Josh and not Pumpkin.
37:34100%.
37:35And I'm sure that does hurt.
37:39What do you want to do, Jessie?
37:40You want to talk to her when she's like that.
37:42Then don't talk to her.
37:43You just answered your own question.
37:44Yeah.
37:45Wait till tomorrow.
37:45Wait till you get back home.
37:48You guys want to defend your position on this?
37:52You guys wanted a baby.
37:53You were no longer in your eyes married, right?
37:57Because I think it's just pathetic on Pumpkin's end.
37:59She's June.
38:00And she just can't help it.
38:02Into the argument of whatever argument might have started because I wasn't there.
38:05That wasn't something that had to be brought up in my opinion.
38:08But I just don't think it was fair for me.
38:12Because like I told her, keep my name out of your mouth.
38:15Don't talk about me.
38:16I don't even want you conversating with anybody about me.
38:19We have four kids together.
38:20That's all that you need to say from here on out in life.
38:23And you couldn't do that.
38:25Fuckin' being a piece of shit and all the other things.
38:28It's not even nobody being a piece of shit.
38:29It's just the fact of that's a lot.
38:30It's just personal.
38:31That's just personal.
38:31Yeah, it's just personal.
38:36Just a minute.
38:47Pumpkin.
38:49Darren.
38:54I don't see me and Pumpkin talking for a while.
38:56I mean, this was supposed to be our weekend.
38:59And it completely went off the rails.
39:02It was our wedding weekend.
39:03And you brought this mess in.
39:05I don't see myself talking to her anytime soon.
39:15You play stupid games.
39:17You win stupid mother f***ing prizes.
39:20She wanted a baby.
39:21I knew that.
39:21Right, but you may not love Josh.
39:23Ben, once you would have got pregnant.
39:24Then how you going to walk around like I'm being stupid f***ing up and roll?
39:27The world would have knew that.
39:29I mean, Josh's kids very much look like Josh.
39:33I don't think that Pumpkin and Jessica can recuperate from this.
39:38This is like the ultimate betrayal.
39:41Well, at least the wedding was nice.
39:46I mean, I thought my head hurt from the car accident, but I think it's just the drama.
39:51I can't even process all this right now.
39:53I don't know if Jessie can even fix this.
39:56Like, I think this is like over the line for sure.
39:59I'm just telling you, I got what the f*** I need to get off my chair.
40:03After all this s***, honestly, I'm just done with Jessie.
40:06She can move on with her happy married life, but don't call me when you fall flat on your
40:10face and Cheyenne turns out to be the b***h that she always is, because y'all should have
40:13never got married in the first place on some foundation like y'all got.
40:17You know, f***ing Trina, f***ing Jessie, f***ing Cheyenne.
40:19You don't want to deal with the consequences of what the f*** you done.
40:23F*** you.
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