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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 8 Episode 5
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00:00Previously on Mama June.
00:02Hey, what's wrong now?
00:03Our whole backyard caught on fire.
00:05The fire department said they think it's arson.
00:07I don't even want to go back to that house
00:09until they figure all this out.
00:10What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower?
00:11Maybe we could do it at your house.
00:14You can have it here, Jessie.
00:15With the shower now at my place,
00:17Josh and Darren finally came face to face.
00:20Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin cold.
00:23I'm not going to hang out.
00:25I wish that was the only drama that day.
00:28Where y'all staying at?
00:28We're staying at a hotel right now.
00:30Mama couldn't help herself from trying to one-up Trina.
00:33I decided I think y'all need to come stay with me
00:36so you can suck at Trina.
00:38She's just ridiculous.
00:39Jessie and Cheyenne moved in with Mama,
00:41but they came with a plan.
00:43Hey, Junebug, we're here.
00:45I'm upstairs.
00:46Cozy up to Mama and her checkbook.
00:49And then you got, boom, the wedding of her dreams.
00:51Sounds like a plan.
00:53Meanwhile, Alana had some great news about college.
00:56I did make the Dean's List.
00:57You gonna do like a ceremony or something?
00:58It's like this week coming up.
01:00She also had some Tita spiel.
01:02I haven't really talked to Josh.
01:03Like, after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
01:06I thought the last person that would just not talk to me ever again was Josh.
01:10Life has been very rough on me, so I don't want to pile that on anybody else.
01:15It was time he buckled up and listened to what I had to say.
01:18They're doing Alana ceremony for the Dean's List and stuff.
01:22I would love to go.
01:23If you want to watch the kids for a couple days, all I want to do is come by and
01:26say bye to the kids.
01:27I just need you to be cordial with Darren.
01:29I have not healed or moved on like you have.
01:32You've been happy, go lucky.
01:33I've been miserable.
01:44You moved on to another relationship and another child.
01:47So like, if I can be cordial with that aspect, why can't you be cordial?
01:53You're so ill at me because I moved on.
01:56You moved on way farther than I did.
02:01You made a whole other family.
02:05You made a whole other family.
02:11I have a god be a child, Pumpkin, because it wasn't supposed to happen.
02:15I wasn't even in a relationship.
02:16You know how to prevent it.
02:17You know how to prevent it.
02:18You know how to prevent it.
02:19I wasn't in a relationship with the person and had it been up until a certain point.
02:23You moved faster than anybody else.
02:25I haven't moved anything.
02:26I moved out.
02:26You moved him in.
02:28No, it didn't work like that actually.
02:29Me.
02:30No, it didn't.
02:32Your anger is the problem and it has continued to be a problem.
02:36We've been divorced a year and you still can't get him under control.
02:38All I'm saying is he tries to be cordial.
02:41You don't try to be cordial ever, ever, ever, ever.
02:46Pumpkin wanted this whole divorce thing and I don't get why I should even be on her timeline
02:52at all or play nice with Darren.
02:55I don't have to move as fast as she wants me to.
02:58You're going to have to at some point get over the fact that me and Darren are together.
03:03I have my kids with you.
03:05I didn't have my kids with you and him.
03:06I don't need to talk to him.
03:07I don't have a reason to associate.
03:08I don't mind nodding my head to acknowledge that he's in the room.
03:12But I don't have nothing for him.
03:14That's all I ask.
03:14I'm not asking y'all to be friends.
03:16I mean, really for me, it's just like taking baby steps so that hopefully one day like it
03:20not be like it is now.
03:24We have four kids plus Alana.
03:26So like we're still going to have to deal with each other.
03:29We're still going to have to be cordial.
03:31We're still going to have to figure out things with the kids.
03:34So we're going to have to associate like that doesn't just go away.
03:43I mean, at the end of the day, regardless of everything else, like I just want to be cordial.
03:46So I'll pick up the veal for breakfast.
03:50You're going to find you in a fight.
03:52You can come by and see the kids as long as it's cordial.
03:58I think it'll be good for me to go see her because I do miss her.
04:03So to Colorado, I go.
04:05Well, all right.
04:06I do need to go see Alana.
04:08And the Dean's List is super important.
04:10So that's something that I don't want to miss.
04:12So I guess I'm going to take the time and haul ass to Colorado.
04:17You can thank me later because Alana is going to be so happy to see you.
04:20I'll see the details.
04:22Yeah.
04:24Thanks for breakfast.
04:25You're welcome.
04:42Have you guys tried okra before?
04:43No, have you?
04:44What is that?
04:45A plaque?
04:46It's a...
04:46Oh!
04:49Is it not a plaque?
04:49It's a fried thing like a dream. It's a South thing though
04:54One of the coolest things about living in Colorado is that you get to meet new people from like all
04:59over the place
05:00My friends are from everywhere and I get to teach them things and they get to teach me things like
05:05they didn't even know
05:06What okra was have you told your family that you made the Dean's List? Yes, I did were they excited?
05:12Yeah, they were so happy. I honestly didn't believe it girl me either when I got the email. I was
05:16like is this fake?
05:16I know I was like, there's no way. Mine was right at a 3.75 so I was on like
05:21the borderline
05:22Period. But you didn't. Yeah, and that's all that matters. Period
05:27Pre-college Lana, I don't like I do not think I would have made the Dean's List
05:31So to be able to be in college now like in nursing school and like actually making the Dean's List
05:37is like a pretty big
05:39accomplishment for me because
05:40College has really opened my eyes to be like, okay, like we really need to learn here
05:44Yeah, I think we should cheers to like nursing school
05:47Cheers!
05:49We're really out here doing the thing
05:50Mm-hmm
05:51So like basically we're like 50% a nurse
05:54Yeah, 50%
05:56Cheers to that
05:56And then after this semester we'll be 75% a nurse
05:59And then after it will be 100% a nurse
06:02It will be 100% a nurse
06:03Yes
06:03I can't wait till they give me that diploma
06:06I know
06:07Grilled chicken sandwich
06:08Thank you
06:08Barbecue Mac
06:10Nice
06:11Thank you
06:11Anything else I can grab for you guys?
06:13I think we're good right now. Thank you though
06:14Thank you
06:15Enjoy
06:15Thank you
06:16So are you gonna go to like the Dean's Ceremony thing?
06:19I am. How about you?
06:20I don't know. I'm a little undecided. I think I might go though
06:22So there's a ceremony tomorrow for the Dean's List
06:25And I guess you just like get your name called
06:28And then you get your certificate
06:29I mean it's not a super big event
06:31But it is cool to get recognized for all my hard work
06:34Have you told your family or your mom that you made the Dean's List yet?
06:37I just feel like if I tell my mom like she's gonna go crazy
06:39Because like she already calls me all the time asking for medical advice
06:42So she's gonna be like
06:44Well now you can just perform a surgery on me now
06:46And I'm like girl I'm not a doctor
06:48My mom like I'm reading her like what I'm studying
06:50And she'll be like oh my gosh I think I have that
06:53That was me the other day when we were studying
06:55One of the things they don't really tell you about nurse's school
06:58Is like when you really start to know the diagnosis
07:01Like you start to diagnose yourself
07:03They're like one of the signs and symptoms is like a headache
07:06And I'm like wait I have a headache right now
07:08Like do I have this? Like am I finna die?
07:16It's Josh
07:20I don't think I'm gonna answer
07:24Yeah, I'm not gonna answer
07:26Why do you think he called you?
07:27Probably just like a but now
07:29Probably didn't mean to
07:30Mm-hmm
07:31That's what I can think
07:32Because we haven't talked in so long
07:34Like why out the blue would you just call me?
07:36I never thought that Josh would just absolutely ghost me
07:39Like a few weeks went by
07:41And I didn't really think much of it you know
07:43He was going through the divorce
07:45A few months go by
07:46And I'm like oh okay
07:48So we're just not gonna speak to Lana anymore?
07:52What am I supposed to do?
07:53I'm thinking that me and Josh are still gonna have a good relationship after the divorce?
07:57Nope
07:59Do you think you're calling back?
08:02I don't know
08:03Probably not
08:05But anyways
08:06What are we gonna do tonight?
08:07We should go out
08:08Maybe go to like an arcade or something?
08:10Yeah
08:10Yeah
08:10I love a good arcade
08:11I wanna win big
08:20Here you go
08:21Hey yeah I got red
08:22You got red?
08:23What you saying?
08:23I got red
08:26You know how to draw?
08:27No I don't know
08:28Wanna play tic-tac-toe?
08:30Mommy?
08:31Yeah baby?
08:31My daddy's coming
08:32I don't know exactly what time
08:33I just know he's coming
08:36You sure you don't want me to leave?
08:38Anything's gonna be okay?
08:39I think so
08:40Yeah it sounded too convincing
08:42If Josh says anything slick, just bite your tongue
08:45You hear me?
08:47Sure
08:48Josh is coming by this morning to say goodbye to the kids
08:51Before he goes to Denver and try to make amends with Lana
08:54I hope what I told him about being cordial with Darren for the sake of the kids
08:58Really stuck in his brain for him
09:12First time I've ever dealt with showing up to my old house
09:15To see that guy that's playing house in my house with my ex-wife and my kids
09:20It's just...
09:22It's painful
09:25I don't care what anybody says about divorce
09:28It's a hundred times worse than you can imagine
09:33Hey you
09:39Coming up on Mama June
09:41June boy
09:42No, this isn't porno
09:45Hey
09:46My first thought is what the hell is he doing here?
09:49My second thought is what the hell is he doing here?
09:52So...
09:53Haven't heard from you in a while
09:55There's some stuff that blew up a lot of red flags for me
09:58It's no secret that, you know, I don't like Cheyenne
10:01She's always got something slick to say
10:03I feel like she's controlling to Jessica
10:05Do you really even like me, June?
10:14I'm in here
10:16I'm in here
10:16Hey you
10:23What's up?
10:24What's up, boy?
10:26Hey, Daddy look, I got tattoos!
10:28Me!
10:29No!
10:30Daddy look, I got tattoos!
10:32You got tattoos?
10:33I got tattoos!
10:34Give me kisses!
10:35Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37Daddy, get out of here.
10:39Mwah.
10:40I love you.
10:41See you when I get back, OK?
10:42OK, how long are you going to be gone for?
10:44It's just a couple of days, Pete.
10:46OK.
10:46OK, I'm going to go bye-bye.
10:48Thank you, Daddy.
10:49No, you'll stay with Mommy for a few days.
10:50Stay with Mommy for a few days, OK?
10:52Thank God for my kids, man, because the second they ran up
10:55to me, I didn't give a damn if the 80 was in the room or not.
10:58I came here to see my kids before I go off and see Alana.
11:00So I don't really have time for that dude.
11:04Hey, you going to go give Daddy Lovings?
11:05I'm going to be gone for a few days.
11:07Go give him some loves.
11:11I'm going to miss you, and I love you.
11:14I love you.
11:15I'll see you in a couple of days, OK?
11:16OK.
11:17Give me a kissy.
11:18Mwah.
11:19OK.
11:21Appreciate it.
11:22You're welcome.
11:23Tell Alana, say hey.
11:24I will.
11:25I'll see y'all later.
11:26Bye, Daddy.
11:27Love ya.
11:30That did go pretty good.
11:31He's OK.
11:32Yeah, I was going to say, what's up?
11:35That could have 100% went the wrong way, and now I kind of feel like we're getting somewhere.
11:42Everybody's acting like adults and civil, and like they have some common sense.
11:46Yay.
11:47Well, Josh didn't try to take a swing at me, so I guess we'll call that a win.
11:51I think I fulfilled my cordial duties for the year, because that took a whole lot more
11:56out of me than I expected.
11:58I've been making a lot of positive changes in my life, and I believe that Coach G is a
12:02part of those positive changes for sure.
12:04Start with the mental part of breaking everything down.
12:07That goes with some frustrations, man.
12:09Give me a one-two on there.
12:11There you go.
12:13Keeping me mentally focused.
12:16I thought that was a good step, yeah.
12:17A thousand percent.
12:19But the next time he needs to use the mother doorbell.
12:22Baby steps.
12:23Yeah, a hundred percent.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Yeah, come on.
12:27Give me kills.
12:41So, just move to my gate.
12:43Hopefully, the flight doesn't get delayed, so I'll make it to the ceremony on time.
12:49But, still got a little bit of an uneasy feeling, just because she didn't text back.
12:52She didn't call back.
12:54I don't know how she feels.
12:56We haven't talked still.
12:57So, I'm basically just popping up like June.
12:59Is she even going to want to see me?
13:02I don't know.
13:04Hopefully, it goes good.
13:13Enjoying your shower?
13:15Yep.
13:16Oh, finally, it's a long time.
13:18Rub-a-dub-dub them balls good.
13:21I will, you want to help?
13:23Okay.
13:24I mean, look.
13:25KP's at a sleepover.
13:27Shayne and Jessica said they were going to be gone for a few hours.
13:29And I'm home alone with my little Hunza buns, and I need to get some Hunza buns love.
13:44I mean, it's been a little cold here in the bedroom lately, especially since I've had my hysterectomy.
13:49So, I thought I would spice things up and move it on to the living room and see if it
13:53would heat it up a little bit.
13:59Babe!
14:00Babe, I got something for you!
14:02You going to come on or what?
14:07What?
14:07What?
14:08This bitch is naked in here.
14:09The f***?
14:11What are you doing?
14:12You don't even see your roses.
14:14I see the roses.
14:16Just be romantic.
14:17So, you know what I'm saying?
14:20What?
14:20You get the house here, and this is what you come up with?
14:24Mm-hmm.
14:25It sounds like we need to start kicking other ones out more often.
14:28I want to be out here.
14:30Venture.
14:30Okay.
14:31There you go.
14:32Let's prop down on the couch then.
14:33Come on.
14:35Oh, golly.
14:38This is crazy.
14:40You're a kiss.
14:44Go in there and get your wallet now.
14:46Okay.
14:47We've only been at Mama's for one night, and it's already crazy.
14:50So, we went and ran some errands and dropped Harper off.
14:53Then I forgot my wallet.
14:55It's like we can never get away from this place.
14:58Hurry up.
14:59We got stuff we gotta do.
15:09Oh, God.
15:11Who's that?
15:14What are you doing back here?
15:15You wasn't gonna be back for hours.
15:18Jane.
15:22Coming up on Mama Jane.
15:24Hey.
15:24Haven't heard from you in a while.
15:26Kinda just like left me in the dust.
15:28I just hope that she's not through with me.
15:31We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
15:33We have another place to go.
15:34Oh, well, great.
15:34Well, let's go.
15:35Oh, hell no.
15:36I'm not gonna let her do what she wants to do.
15:38Bitch, I know I'm a liar.
15:40Y'all scared me.
15:41Trina definitely controls Cheyenne, and Cheyenne controls Jessica.
15:45Good.
15:45I think I might just go ahead and get my mom.
15:47With or without you.
15:55Who's that?
15:57What are you doing back here?
15:59You wasn't gonna be back for hours.
16:01June.
16:02It was just a little moisty.
16:03I was coming to get my wallet, but Jessie can pay for it.
16:06I'm good.
16:07She does everything else.
16:12Well, I definitely saw a different side of June today, and I never want to see it again.
16:16Why are you at the door?
16:18Oh, no.
16:19It's my fault.
16:22You know what?
16:24You wanna know what I've just seen?
16:26What?
16:26Your mom is everything.
16:28What do you mean you saw a mom is everything?
16:30Her whole tit was out.
16:35I'm traumatized.
16:37Well, welcome to the family.
16:38Everybody sees you naked.
16:40That's not the kind of family bonding I was expecting.
16:43It was nasty.
16:46You seen it?
16:47What's done?
16:47I just want you to know.
16:48Well, I don't wanna envision it.
16:50Okay, well, imagine me actually seeing it, and now we have to go back and sit down and
16:53have supper with them?
16:54She invited us for a few nights.
16:58They couldn't have waited a few nights to do that?
17:01I guess not.
17:11Feels weird being back in Denver, because the last time we were here, it was me and Pumpkin
17:15and helping Alana move in.
17:17And now I'm here solo, staying in the hotel room.
17:21So things have definitely changed.
17:23We gotta go and do the school tour.
17:26Right, right, right, right, right.
17:27Denver represents everything that I wanted for Alana.
17:30For her to do her own thing, to get away from her family, to get away from all the drama.
17:35And I've always tried to be there, at least to get a car.
17:39Wow!
17:40Let me go get in it.
17:42Me and Draylan physically painted a house for two and a half weeks to be able to give you this.
17:46To pep talk her through it, to just ensure her that she is making the right decision.
17:50I mean, I'm proud that you went ahead and been like, this is what I'm gonna do.
17:53You're gonna get in your car, get your and leave.
17:56And if I could buy you a plane ticket to go out there tomorrow, I would.
18:00I'm just super, super proud of Alana.
18:03I mean, she's in nursing school, she made the Dean's List.
18:09I mean, I just hope that she's not through with me.
18:34Hey!
18:37What are you actually doing here?
18:40You made the Dean's List, girl. You think I'm gonna miss that?
18:44My first thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
18:47My second thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
18:50And my third thought is, how does he even know about this?
18:54Pumpkin.
18:55I don't know how this is gonna go down, but we shall see.
18:59At least I could show up for one important thing.
19:03Okay.
19:21The ceremony was pretty good, huh?
19:24What?
19:24I'm hungry.
19:25I am too. I'm starving.
19:30The Dean's List ceremony was a little awkward.
19:32Like, Josh was just sitting next to me, like, he's just been this supportive, like, father figure all along.
19:38He did offer to take me to lunch, and I hope Josh isn't really expecting the little Alana that doesn't
19:45express her feelings, because he wants to come all the way out of Colorado to talk.
19:49We're gonna talk.
19:52All right, can I get you guys anything to drink?
19:54Um, yes. Could I do a pat and do?
19:56Yeah.
19:57Uh, you got sweet tea?
19:59Yes, sir.
20:00That sounds good.
20:01Sweet.
20:08So, I'm not trying to be mean, but, like, what you here for?
20:12Haven't heard from you in a while.
20:16Well, you know, I wanted to surprise you by coming to the school.
20:20Mm, I'm very much surprised.
20:25Josh seems a little nervous, which is exactly what I wanted, so good.
20:29He hasn't talked to me in months, so he could feel bad for a few minutes.
20:33I felt bad for months.
20:35Thought your phone was possibly broken or something.
20:39I mean, honestly, you kind of just, like, left me in the dust.
20:44Never thought in a million years that you would do that.
20:51In a million years, you never thought it, but I did.
20:54I just don't want to drag you into it.
20:56I shut myself out from the world and everybody in it.
21:01It did feel like you were just, like, up and leaving and, like, you wasn't gonna talk to me.
21:06Because, I mean, I have been through it.
21:08I mean, my mama and Sugar wasn't married.
21:11But when they split up, he wasn't really around.
21:14He quit talking to me.
21:18The last thing I ever wanted to do to Ilana was be another piece of a parent.
21:23Sugar Bear does not want to be in my life.
21:25I can tell you that right now, Jennifer.
21:26And you don't want to be in here.
21:28No, I can tell you that right now, Jennifer.
21:30Sugar Bear doesn't want me because I'm not a boy.
21:32She's already been through a lot.
21:34A lot of disappointment.
21:36And I don't want to add to the disappointment.
21:39I am always here and I am always a phone call away.
21:43And I don't mind if I have to fly out the next day.
21:48But I'm not gonna leave and not ever come back.
21:50You know, what's going on on the outside world really sucks.
21:54You know, but...
21:57I'm not Sugar Bear.
21:58Sugar, so...
22:00I'll always be here when you need me.
22:02It was just hard because you didn't want to reach...
22:04Well, I don't know if you wanted to, but...
22:06I wanted to.
22:06There was not a part of me that didn't...
22:09As the days that went by that I didn't think about you.
22:11Or somebody would ask a question, I'm like, I'm so proud of her.
22:14She's up there in school.
22:15She's not down here.
22:17But...
22:18It's a divorce alone.
22:19I'm gonna be drug through this, dude.
22:22I should have reached out, I promise, but...
22:24I understand you were going through a very hard time.
22:27But like, you could have just picked up the phone and I'm like,
22:29Hey, I'm okay.
22:30Just let you know.
22:31That was an emotional wreck, dude.
22:34I wouldn't have been able to explain anything.
22:36I'd have just been boo-hooing and bitching and screaming and crying
22:40about the that, like, I can't control and...
22:44You know, you go every day from seeing the kids every day
22:46to not being able to see them but for a week at a time.
22:50That sucks.
22:52A lot of me wishes I could go back and fix a lot of the things
22:55and repair what was broken, but...
23:00I didn't want to drag you into it.
23:02I mean, but like, we didn't even have to talk about what was going on.
23:07I could have reached out and been like,
23:08I'm going through a lot right now.
23:10I'll reach back out when I get my head on straight.
23:23Coming up on Mama Jean.
23:25It's like I haven't been trying with Josh.
23:27I'm not saying we're gonna have a heart-to-heart and be best friends,
23:29but like, look, man, you feel this way, let me hear it.
23:32I'll tell you how I feel.
23:33There's no telling what's been said about me.
23:34But do you really even like me, Jean?
23:37It's no secret that I don't like Cheyenne.
23:40I am Jessie's future.
23:49Could have reached out and been like,
23:51I'm going through a lot right now.
23:52I'll reach back out when I get my head on straight.
24:02I know.
24:12Well, I was very selfish with my time and what I was going through,
24:17and I just didn't reach out like I should have.
24:20I'm taking accountability for it by sitting here and talking to you about it.
24:24I am always here, and I ain't come out here to tell you I was sorry.
24:28Here you go.
24:30Here you go.
24:34Here you go.
24:35We can't go back in the past, so now we can just move forward and we can do better at
24:41communicating.
24:45I do think that Josh's apology was genuine.
24:48I mean, he did come all the way to Colorado just to come see me and like just to talk
24:54things out.
24:55It is kind of nice to just have somebody show up for me.
24:57What you been up to?
24:59How's life been treating you?
25:03Um, well, it's been slightly rough.
25:08I've had a lot going on, and I'm sure you know I had another child, and that's been fun.
25:16Oh, yeah.
25:18So does that mean you have five kids or six kids?
25:26I have six, Lonnie.
25:29Are you, like, counting me in as on the six?
25:33Yes.
25:34Okay, okay.
25:36I'm just reassuring myself.
25:40You know, I deserve the sarcasm from Alana.
25:43I kind of missed it.
25:45I should have told her about the baby, and I should have kept in touch, but I'm just so happy
25:49to be here now,
25:50but I can clearly tell I have a lot of work to do.
25:54Josh is really the only father figure I have now, so I think we just now see each other eye
25:59to eye,
25:59and we understand, so now we're fine.
26:03I have a lot of ways to get in contact with me, you know?
26:06Just pick up your phone and go, hey, what you doing?
26:11Or you could even, hey, what you doing?
26:16Either one works.
26:19I'm just glad I got to come out here and settle this.
26:23Yeah, I am too.
26:24We're supposed to be going out later on with some friends, so maybe you could come by and meet my
26:32new friends.
26:33I'd love to be a part of your life.
26:36They've heard all about you not talking to me.
26:39I mean, even Jalen was pretty upset about it.
26:42Well, now that I've spoken my piece here, I guess I get to speak my piece to him at some
26:46point while I'm here.
26:47Yeah, he's going to be very surprised that you're here.
27:05Silas, Silas, come here, baby. Let me put this on your face.
27:08Turn around.
27:10Sweet boy.
27:13Josh is in Colorado watching the kids.
27:16I've got all four of mine plus Darren's little girl, Nova.
27:20And with five kids, the house gets old very quick.
27:24So let's go to the water park and let's let them mess up something that ain't ours.
27:29He did it!
27:30He's underwater swimming too, Bookie.
27:33I hear you, boy.
27:36Are you having so much fun?
27:42I do think it's nice to get a couple extra days with the kids, though, and we can do stuff
27:45like that.
27:46I mean, 100%. It is nice.
27:48I couldn't have thought a year ago you'd be sitting here with me at the water park.
27:50It wasn't supposed to be none of this, man.
27:53Like, I got divorced.
27:54I ran the streets for a year and a half, two years, and, like, I was content where I was
27:59at.
27:59And here you come.
28:00Yeah, that's what you said.
28:01In the lifestyle I live now, I'm bathing four kids at 8.30, I'm eating some Oreos at 9, and
28:06I'm asleep at 9.15.
28:07It's crazy, dawg.
28:10You know, I've always heard that love finds you when you least expect it.
28:13And honestly, I am finding that to be very true.
28:17After my divorce, I just really wanted to be single and mingle a little bit.
28:21But Darren ruined that.
28:22Now we're in love and literally chasing a ton of kids.
28:26It's supposed to be a fun time call. Now look at us.
28:28Now look at us.
28:29Trying to build a life together.
28:30Yay.
28:32Come here, kids. Come here.
28:37I love you.
28:38I love you.
28:39Now if we could just get the last one on board, everything would be okay.
28:43Yeah.
28:45It's like I haven't been trying with Josh.
28:47You know, I'm not saying we're gonna have a heart-to-heart and be best friends, but, I mean, just,
28:51like, look, man, you feel this way, let me hear it.
28:53I'll tell you how I feel, I'll let you hear it, you know, and maybe we can just kind of
28:58find a common ground where, you know...
29:00Yeah, but I just don't think maybe he is ready for, like, having a conversation yet.
29:04So my biggest thing is...
29:05I mean, I don't think he was ready to have a conversation with Lana either, but she kind of, you
29:08kind of set all that up.
29:09I mean, I think we're getting there.
29:11I think we're getting there.
29:11You're just gonna give us some time.
29:12I mean, 100%.
29:15I don't know, baby steps, right?
29:17Baby steps, spooky.
29:19I'm gonna go baby step my a** to that big water slide over there.
29:22Come on, y'all.
29:34Fancy schmancy.
29:36This is her.
29:37This is Humble Abode.
29:39Got my trashcan, cabinets, my dishwasher, got my stove, my fridge.
29:47Then we have the bed here.
29:49If you'd love to, you know, stay for a little longer when you come next time.
29:54Dang, have you seen this place?
29:56I mean, Alana's apartment's probably nicer than any house I've ever lived in.
30:00I mean, hell, if this is what the college life feels like, then sign me up.
30:03It's never too late to be a freshman.
30:06I'd like to walk up another flight of stairs and come see my one bedroom.
30:09Sure.
30:10Why not?
30:13This is her, my nice little bed.
30:16It looks superbly enormous.
30:20It's so nice.
30:21I don't even think my bed at home is this big.
30:23This is what fancy living looks like.
30:25Yeah.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:26That's nice, huh?
30:27Oh, wow.
30:28All my back problems at my young age are slowly disappearing out of my body.
30:34That's good to know.
30:36Well, this is nice, Lonnie.
30:37I'm proud of you coming up in the world.
30:40Josh telling me how proud he is of me, it really does feel good.
30:44Because, you know, him and Pumpkin, they, like, really pushed me to even come to Colorado.
30:48There was a point in my time of, like, should I even go because of Anna's stuff and Drillen's stuff?
30:52So, like, I'm really just, like, glad to hear that dead ass said, I'm proud of you.
30:59Oh!
31:01Got to stick it up.
31:02I'm definitely gonna change.
31:04We gotta go meet Drillen and my friends for ice cream.
31:09Don't fall asleep.
31:10All right, I'm not.
31:11I'm getting up.
31:12That's great.
31:13Oh, my God.
31:22She's almost here.
31:24Perfect.
31:26It's cloudy out.
31:27She better come before it rains.
31:28You're gonna get to meet all my friends.
31:30Oh, boy.
31:31And Drillen's not gonna expect ya.
31:33No, he sure is not.
31:36What?
31:38Coming up on Mama Jean.
31:39Y'all scared me.
31:40Well, because you could be yourself and we didn't really judge you?
31:44Y'all did nothing but judge me.
31:46I'm literally going to the side of the road and get married right now and then to ask your mom
31:49for anything.
31:50I don't even want to be near your mom now or at the wedding.
31:53That is, even if there's gonna be a wedding.
32:03Drillen's not gonna expect ya.
32:04No, he sure is not.
32:08What?
32:08What is Josh doing here?
32:10Josh?
32:11Hey, man.
32:12Hey, man.
32:12What are you doing here, man?
32:13I might come out of nowhere, man.
32:15Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing.
32:17This is Josh, everybody.
32:19Yep, yep.
32:19Love it.
32:20I got your ice cream, Bookie.
32:23What are you guys doing?
32:24Hi.
32:25Nice to meet you.
32:25Just pull up a chair, man.
32:27Me no ice cream, man?
32:28Aw, man.
32:28I didn't know you were coming, man.
32:30I didn't know you were here.
32:32Don't eat my ice cream.
32:34I didn't tell Drillen that Josh was here because I wanted to see his face.
32:39You know, when Josh stopped talking to us, he didn't really talk to Drillen either.
32:42And I got surprised, so he's gonna get surprised, too.
32:45How was your ceremony?
32:47It was good.
32:48It was better than good.
32:48It was great.
32:50What are you doing here, man?
32:51I showed up for the important stuff, man.
32:53That's what dads do.
32:54Isn't that right, Lonnie?
32:56Sure.
32:57Yeah.
32:58He did a good old June pop-up.
32:59Whoa.
33:00So, Josh, why have we never met you before?
33:02Mmm.
33:03Yeah, why haven't they met you yet, Josh?
33:05I've been very busy in life, and I haven't had a chance to come out here yet and meet everybody.
33:10Well, it's nice to meet you.
33:11It's nice to meet you.
33:11We've heard a lot about you.
33:12I'm sure you have.
33:13Sure have.
33:14I'm sure you have.
33:14I'm sure you have.
33:15The good, the bad, the ugly.
33:16Oh, great.
33:18Fixing the go, give me some ice cream.
33:20Girls, be right back.
33:23There's no telling what's been said about me.
33:26But as long as Alana has a group of people she can talk to about things that upset her,
33:31it makes me feel better.
33:32Maybe I'll be a part of the happy conversations now instead of the crappy ones.
33:37When was the last time you guys talked?
33:39God knows.
33:41But, you know, he took me out for lunch.
33:43He said he was sorry, so.
33:45Okay.
33:45He did bring me flowers, and it was super nice.
33:49That's good.
33:49I guess we're good.
33:50You know me, I forgive easily, but I never forget.
33:53I'm glad you guys are better.
33:55Oh, you're back.
33:56Yep.
33:56Got you a root beer float?
33:58Yep.
33:58Hey, man, how long are you here for?
34:00I'll be here until tomorrow.
34:01Not very long.
34:02Now that we're talking again, you can always just come out with all the kids.
34:05Yeah.
34:06Right.
34:06We want to meet them.
34:08They're little feral .
34:11So are you guys going to school for the same thing?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Yeah, nursing.
34:15Yep.
34:16Well, look there, Lonnie.
34:18We're all going to be able to take care of all six of your kids.
34:20So many kids.
34:29So what you cooking over here, Jim Buck?
34:32Homemade beanie weenies.
34:33You going to help me get some of these rose petals up?
34:34I mean, that was all your idea.
34:37Get you a broom or something.
34:38You're over there kicking it with your feet.
34:39Well, hey, it's working.
34:40I already got in a pile.
34:42See, look.
34:43How many you got picked up already?
34:45Old pal swept over here.
34:46Look, you got them all over the couch.
34:48What's up, guys?
34:50Hey, Cheyenne.
34:52Hey, June, Buck.
34:54Your mama and her bright ideas.
34:56Dinner is done.
34:58Y'all left a bad taste in my mouth.
34:59I don't want to taste anything.
35:01I mean, I understand Cheyenne saw my mama's boobies, but come on now.
35:05Everybody sees June's boobies.
35:07And I just keep telling her she'll stick her eye on the prize.
35:10We have to get mama to agree to pay for this wedding.
35:13Well, I'm beating my ass down.
35:15I don't know what y'all doing because, I mean, I got water here.
35:17Beanie weenies.
35:18I heard why you were so tired, Junebug.
35:20Well, I mean, we wouldn't have been humping when everybody was here.
35:24Junebug, the things are kind of burnt a little bit.
35:27Is that a burnt or is that the bottom of the pants?
35:28That's the bottom of the pants.
35:30Oh, wow.
35:31You buy the cheap pants.
35:33So, I mean, where's Harper at?
35:34At my mom's.
35:35She wanted to spend the night.
35:37I mean, I don't blame her after what Shane walked in on.
35:39I wish we would have all spent the night.
35:41Most people go to their bedroom.
35:42I mean, really, we never get the house for ourselves.
35:45You know what I'm saying?
35:45So, you got to like do it when you do it.
35:47I wanted to see was my no button still there.
35:49And was my meat flaps like swelled up.
35:51Oh.
35:52We could have skipped the dinner.
35:53Wouldn't that be a yes yes button though, not a no button?
35:56This is the worst conversation to have eating hot dogs.
35:59Did you call your mom and tell her that I was half naked when you came in?
36:02No, no, I didn't.
36:02Didn't think she didn't know that.
36:03No, she probably won't be telling my mom right now.
36:05Good.
36:06You only tell your mom every little thing.
36:09At some point, your strings need to be cut.
36:13Just like I had to let my strings be cut with my own children.
36:16I don't have to know like when my kids wipe their ass the wrong way.
36:20Now, see, you take it too far.
36:22My mom always don't know that.
36:23Well, I'm just saying that.
36:25That's all that I have.
36:26And I get that.
36:27But that's all also my girls have.
36:30Look, Trina definitely controls Cheyenne.
36:33And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree because Cheyenne controls Jessica.
36:37And that's the reason why Jessica doesn't go over Sunday dinners or any other activities.
36:41I mean, Cheyenne, because you were so traumatized, I'm surprised you let Jessica come back for dinner.
36:47I joke around about it, but it's the truth.
36:49Does that come from her not coming over every Sunday?
36:51Because that's not me.
36:52No, not.
36:53No, but we've also had a family conversation with you.
36:59We want to get to know you as a family, and we've told you that.
37:02You can't know somebody if nobody ain't allowing you to.
37:07Why not ever just ask, hey, can we talk?
37:11Can we get to know each other?
37:12It was never that.
37:13It was always, hey, you don't come around.
37:15I know her a lot sometimes.
37:17Bitch, I know I'm a lot.
37:19Y'all scared me.
37:20Well, because you could be yourself and we didn't really judge you?
37:24Y'all did nothing but judge me when I first came around.
37:27With you telling everybody that I take Jessie's money and I'm controlling.
37:34Hey, it's Jessica.
37:36I'm leaving back.
37:38Probably outspending Jessica's money.
37:41Cheyenne really wears her pants in that relationship.
37:42What are you actually doing over here?
37:44I mean, does Cheyenne let you off the leash for a minute?
37:48In all honesty, I do think y'all don't like me.
37:51But, and maybe it is because I don't come around.
37:53Which that does fall back on me.
37:55We don't know you.
37:56We don't know you.
37:57But do you really even like me, Jean?
38:15In all honesty, I do think y'all don't like me.
38:18But, and maybe it is because I don't come around.
38:21Which that does fall back on me.
38:23We don't know you.
38:24But do you really even like me, Jean?
38:30It's not that I don't like you.
38:32There's some stuff that like, flew up a lot of red flags for me.
38:38When you and Jessica first met, I did feel like you.
38:42But like your mom also would be like, when are you going to marry my daughter?
38:46You used to be like begging Jessica to marry.
38:47That wasn't her mom, but that was me.
38:48And then you don't come by.
38:51For me, it was just like, well, is she truly there for Jessica?
38:56Because I, as a mother, I just wanted to make sure that you was like, okay.
39:02And that's the reason why Jessica got chipped to the psychic.
39:05Is because I was like, okay, maybe this bitch will know more than what I know.
39:08That's the problem.
39:09Instead of coming together and talking and having a conversation.
39:12You took her to a fortune teller for them to tell you that I wasn't right for her.
39:16That's what you wanted them to say.
39:18It does allow me to see that you have met somebody that does make you very happy.
39:23Somebody who wants to be able to take care of you, show you love, and show you good commitment.
39:27Are you actually sure that like, it's Cheyenne that she's supposed to be with?
39:30I'm sure.
39:31100%.
39:32I took her to the psychic to be able to predict her damn future.
39:36And if the future didn't see you, but then the bitch was the next.
39:39But they did, so you're...
39:41So I was just like, well, at that point.
39:43So then I was like, plan B.
39:44Okay, so you would have only been happy if she said we weren't meant to be together.
39:47No, I did not say that.
39:49But I was her future and you weren't happy with that.
39:52And this is why I said it wasn't a good idea to go to the psychic.
39:56If I wasn't happy with that, you wouldn't be sitting in my house.
40:00Well, you have a funny way of showing it.
40:03I've tried keeping my mouth shut.
40:05I don't think I can do it anymore.
40:06Your mom is like a freaking nightmare.
40:09Why have you not said nothing before?
40:10Because who am I to sit here and tell you to choose between your mom and myself?
40:14I am Jessie's future.
40:17I guess you heard that.
40:17And I guess that you're in my house too.
40:20Unfortunately.
40:23I'm going to bed.
40:25Now look what you done started, Jeanne Buck.
40:27What?
40:28You know what, you can get the dishes.
40:30I'm going to figure out about this.
40:33She'll be okay.
40:34It's no secret that, you know, I don't like Cheyenne.
40:37She's always got something slick to say.
40:39I feel like she's controlling to Jessica.
40:41I feel like she was the one that asked for Josh's sperm.
40:44I mean, I don't trust her as far as I can throw her because she's about as shady as her
40:47mama.
40:47What the thing?
40:49You just...
40:50What?
40:51Like, really?
40:52You just don't...
40:52Yeah.
40:53Yeah, really.
40:55Like, this was a show from the psychic to now.
40:59Babe.
41:00What?
41:01Are you okay?
41:02No.
41:04I was wrong.
41:07You didn't even back me up.
41:09I would never let my mom talk to you the way your mom just talked to me.
41:13And you didn't take up with me at all.
41:14You just sat there like a damn bump on a log.
41:18Well, I thought y'all were just hashing our trust problems.
41:20Okay, so you're telling me if that was you and my mommy, you wouldn't want me to say nothing at
41:24all?
41:24I'm not good with confrontation.
41:25Well, then you better grow up here.
41:28Because we're about to be married.
41:30What are you going to do then?
41:31Just leave your wife stranded?
41:33No.
41:34Somebody screaming at her?
41:36That's how I felt down there.
41:37All by my lonesome.
41:40Not really welcome.
41:42She said if she didn't like you, then you wouldn't be here.
41:45I begged a damn different.
41:49She said I don't want to be here.
41:51But we got to keep everything good so she'll pay for the wedding.
41:55I don't care.
41:56I'd literally go on the side of the road and get married right now than to ask your mom for
42:00anything.
42:01Honestly, I don't even want to be near your mom now or at the wedding.
42:05That is, even if there's going to be a wedding.
42:07What do you mean if there's going to be a wedding?
42:10It's just too much.
42:16I think I might just go ahead and go to my mom's.
42:19With or without you.
42:33Later this season on Mama Jean.
42:35I can't let you just sit here and disrespect my piazza.
42:38You just got to grow a backbone.
42:40I don't trust her no further than I throw her.
42:41She could make this like the worst wedding ever.
42:44I need you to hear me out on something, I guess.
42:47That is not the question I thought Darren was going to ask.
42:50How's school?
42:51Good.
42:52I wanted to introduce you to another sibling.
42:55Why do you need to go to a wedding venue?
42:57Because Jessica's there.
42:58We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
43:00We have another place to go.
43:01Oh, well, great. Well, let's go.
43:02Oh, hell no.
43:04Is she okay?
43:05Jean, what's wrong?
43:06Alana got his and now she's headed to the hospital.
43:08I have been scared.
43:09Well, you can be scared.
43:10It's a lot.
43:12Josh, you got a second?
43:14I have a question.
43:14I want to know if...
43:17Does anybody know where Josh is?
43:19We did first, you know.
43:21I ain't got her panties in her watch.
43:22You snitched on me.
43:24But do we tell you what the he's been doing?
43:26Who?
43:26Darren!
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