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00:20Do you know more than that?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:26Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:13What is that?
02:06You make me nervous.
02:13You can do it.
02:15I know.
02:16I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:22You almost there?
02:23I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:28I can do this.
02:31Uh-huh.
02:33Can you?
02:37I'm sorry.
02:47I can do that.
02:48I can do it.
02:51I can do it.
02:53I can do it.
02:57I can do it.
03:00Hey, I'm on my way to you right now.
03:01Got my flashcards and everything.
03:03Uh, actually, uh, about that.
03:07Uh, I know we're down to the wire,
03:09and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow.
03:12But...
03:12But?
03:13But I can't meet right now
03:15because I have my first songwriting session with, uh, Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said,
03:21and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:30Hey, are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:38There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway.
03:41Uh, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute,
03:43but I got one,
03:44so I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:47Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words
04:05that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy,
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay, gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Ian De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:26She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person.
05:29A girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Hand sells cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:37Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:53That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car four, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:24No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:31He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:34Geez.
06:35No.
06:37You see what you did?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start, what I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:24Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm, I'm not, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:48Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here.
07:58Like a guitar.
07:59Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:02Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:15And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah, I, um, I get what you're suckling.
08:28Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:31Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:35Yes, please.
08:37Of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:46Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:49Well, we think my life's about to change.
08:52Hence, Ergo, therefore.
08:53Keep reading for life changing.
08:54Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Breyer U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in LA,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:19Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:24My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:40It's just...
09:41What are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:45I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48You know, Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can still act.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter?
10:05Spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd occur all this.
10:12Wow.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:15And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:19Can we talk about this later?
10:21Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:42Or, actually, you know...
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi. Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my blue-baroo!
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I-I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit. Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10I-you gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:13That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs a tune-up,
11:16I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually-I'm-I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:34Yeah, I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:41Minimum wage.
11:42Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47Yeah.
11:48You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50Hey, you're a hockey player.
11:51I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:53Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:04I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garret.
12:25Garret.
12:27I'm not sure how cherry pies can do to those...
12:30Oh, my God!
12:32Sweet cherry pie!
12:35Sweet cherry pie!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you,
12:43and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe
13:01that Mr. I-Don't-Do-Girlfriends
13:02would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am. I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what, exactly?
13:12Okay, no. Actually, don't-Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know,
13:17take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God. Please, stop.
13:20You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on. Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I-I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:36Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective? Objective?
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he-He believed that people needed
13:48to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hmph.
14:00Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:06We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:15Just, uh, give me-give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:19Uh, Justin has some thoughts
14:23about the song.
14:25All right, well, uh, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard
14:29that explains everything, okay?
14:30And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre
14:58actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section
15:01before the call and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello, pain
15:10Sinking into your
15:13Yellow, yellow eyes
15:16Yellow, yellow
15:18And then your cello pop?
15:22Yellow, yellow
15:23Mm-hmm
15:28Yellow, yellow
15:31Something like that.
15:33You-you just came up with that?
15:35Well, it's your melody.
15:35I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you-do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I-I do.
15:43I-I-I really, really do.
15:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just...
15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:55Uh, do you-do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know what inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air,
16:02it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
16:08Or there's ceramic clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Yeah, such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13Well, and-and then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix,
16:18and I'm trying to change things up.
16:19Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Nett-
16:22Like, Billie Eilish and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:25Yeah.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file,
16:30and we can-we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36All right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Sick.
16:46Um...
16:46So, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to, uh, I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06See you.
17:11Fuck.
17:33What am I doing now?
17:35What am I doing now?
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared, babe.
17:55For a second, I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface,
18:06but the nightmare underneath.
18:08Stop calling the problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:11Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file,
18:27and we can riff on it.
18:29Uh, we could.
18:33Or...
18:34Aww.
19:04You got the answers to my confessions
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12An emotion, no sexual bender
19:16Mess me up, yeah, no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:22That's just the way you make me feel
19:26That's just the way you make me feel
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:34That's just the way you make me feel
19:40That's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie?
19:51Sorry, yes? What?
19:52What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards, I promise
20:03What if I forget or something, you know
20:05I've been told her, it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:14Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:23Okay, convince me
20:27Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard?
20:54Shit
20:55Shit
20:56Shit
20:56Okay
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
21:15Uh, because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:26You forgot this
21:31Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
21:35But Kierkegaard would say
21:38Not only is it harmful to the victim
21:42It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:48While an objective truth is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that as individuals
21:55We have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest
21:59Based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life
22:07Without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
22:16Despair over strength
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:21And as Kierkegaard himself said
22:24Once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:39We did it, a fucking B
22:41Plus, don't forget the plus
22:43B plus
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:45Thanks to you
22:46Oh
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:52Um, you can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit
23:01I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:38That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:44Oh my God
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:48What should I say?
23:49Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:50What are you doing?
23:51You're not going to respond
23:52Say nothing
23:53What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:15Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:18Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:23So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight?
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:35Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:38Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do
24:42So we're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:53Oh
24:54My slut top
24:55Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year
25:04When you sprained your ankle
25:05You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08I'm feeling a little
25:09Yeah
25:11What's going on?
25:12I told Sean I got an agent
25:14And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:17I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah
25:19No, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh my god
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28No, yeah
25:29It like is everything
25:31Right?
25:33You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:42And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:51Take me for what I am
25:55Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:09Yeah
26:11She's really going at it
26:12The stage is our happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Well, Z
26:28What'd you sing?
26:29Nothing
26:30Come on
26:30It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
26:33I'm sober too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:36I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good
26:40Thanks
26:41Right
26:55You know, you don't have to be sober
26:57If you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well, I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But do you want to?
27:05Want to what?
27:06Drink
27:09I told Ali
27:10I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah
27:28Yeah, I do
27:34Okay
27:34Uh, I will have a drink
27:37A drink drink
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:04I think we found you drink drink
28:08Yummy
28:10He thought I would outgrow acting
28:13Like, dude, I would love to be ER nurse number two with half a line
28:17Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know, he's the madman
28:22I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:29But I do love him, you know
28:32And I know he loves me
28:34And
28:39God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:42It's, like, insane
28:44I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:46That we keep getting back together
28:50My mom always used to tell me
28:52Never give up on love
28:55Well, that and love your body
28:56Which, I do
28:58My mom said the same thing
29:00Oh my God, really?
29:03Wait, hold on
29:05The love thing or the body thing?
29:10Hang in there, girl
29:22G-Lo
29:24Robert
29:28I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:30Yeah, no, I heard
29:31Along with the rest of the ladies' room
29:33Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:35Okay
29:36This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space
29:38Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:41Sorry
29:42Not you
29:42You're a sweetheart
29:44And you're disgusting
29:51Well, I walk into the room
29:53Passing out hundred-dollar bills
29:55And it kills and it thrills
29:57Like the horns on my super-auto grip
30:00And I fire the bar up around the crown
30:03And everybody's getting down
30:05And this town
30:06Ain't never gonna be the same
30:09Hey, sister
30:09Cause I saddle up my horse
30:12And I ride into the city
30:14I'm making a lot of noise
30:17Cause the girls, they also rotate
30:20Riding up and down Broadway
30:22I'm my old star, Leroy
30:24And the girls say
30:25Save a horse, ride a cowboy
30:28Good, you're here
30:30I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights
30:31I know that's a joke
30:33But I would kill Sandy
30:37You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:39But I can see it now
30:40Yeah
30:41Sure
30:47Hey
30:48Logan!
30:49You fixed my car
30:52You fixed my car
30:54You have a car?
30:55No
30:56Had a car
30:57Great car
30:58I'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:07Okay, you're gonna love it
31:09Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:13I only had one
31:14Or four
31:16Is that what I'm doing too?
31:18Nope
31:21Okay, for my mechanic
31:22I call this the blue broom
31:25See?
31:26Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:27That might actually be wiper fluid
31:29It's mostly blue curacao
31:31With a secret ingredient
31:33Or blue curacao
31:35Oh
31:36I'm so excited
31:37I can't believe that
31:39Hey, G
31:39What's up?
31:40Brought you something
31:42Thought you were looking a little parched
31:45I know
31:46Nebo babies have feelings too
31:47Sorry, I was an asshole
31:49You're always an asshole
31:50Fair
31:51Here goes
31:57Save a hole
31:59This is pretty good
32:01I just keep sending you those for free
32:02Yeah, they still want them
32:04They want my dad
32:04Wait
32:05You guys should just do it together
32:07I mean, look at you
32:09Best friends
32:09Alright, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:12No, I mean it
32:13Screw your dad
32:13Do it with Logan
32:14You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym
32:20Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar
32:23No, besties
32:24Besties
32:25Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:27No, I'm drunk
32:27And you're brilliant
32:28And I'm brilliant too
32:30It's not a bad idea
32:31Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity
32:33Yeah, you do
32:34I mean, seriously
32:35Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck husband, okay?
32:38What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:44Three hot young hockey players?
32:46Yeah!
32:50Hannah Wells
32:51Hey
32:52You're up, bitch
32:53Woo!
32:54Alright, hold on
32:55Wait, I thought you weren't singing
32:56Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:09Oh, shit, girl
33:10You know this one?
33:23Yeah
33:24Woo!
33:27Woo!
33:30Woo!
33:31Woo!
33:33Woo!
33:35Woo!
33:36Woo!
33:37Swing it on the front porch
33:38Swing it on the lawn
33:39Swing it when we want
33:40Cause there ain't nobody home
33:42Swing it to the left
33:43And swing it to the right
33:44Think about hockey
33:46I swing on the back
33:47Yeah
33:49Come on
33:53Swing it in the living room
33:54Swing it in the kitchen
33:55Most folks do
33:56Cause they're too busy bitchin'
33:58Swing it in the back
33:59She wanna beat the beat
34:01So I mix up the batteries
34:02She'll eat the beat
34:03I scream
34:04You scream
34:05You scream
34:06You scream
34:06Don't even try
34:07Cause you can't ignore
34:09Oh, Lol
34:11You scream
34:11Oh, Lol
34:13Such a sweet surprise
34:16She'll make it
34:17Through a man
34:18Woo!
34:20She's my
34:21Cherry pie
34:22Put a smile on your face
34:24Ten miles wide
34:25You look so cool
34:27Bring a tear to your eyes
34:28Sweet cherry pie
34:30I like
34:32I-I-I-I
34:37Swing it!
34:39All night long
34:42Kinda sweet, isn't it?
34:44Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:46You think he's serious?
34:49Everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:51They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Forgot to lock the door and walk to daddy
35:01So I'm six foot four
35:02I ain't gonna swing with my daughter
35:04No more
35:06She's my cherry pie
35:09Such a sweet surprise
35:12She make her go mad
35:14Oh
35:16She's my cherry pie
35:18Put a smile on your face
35:20Ten miles wide
35:21Looks so good, bring your tears in your eyes
35:24Sweet cherry pie
35:26Sweet cherry pie
35:47Sweet cherry pie
35:49You did good, Mosey
35:52Thank you
36:17Thank you
36:48You guys I forgot my purse at the bar
36:51Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:52We gotta go back
36:53It's closed
36:55What now?
36:59Next party
37:08Night night
37:15Wellesie?
37:27Wellesie?
37:38Wellesie?
37:38Back on my mind, back on my mind
37:39Back on my head
37:41Back on my head
37:43You look really nice
37:45Wanna share a bed
37:47I don't wanna put my foot down right now
37:50But it's happening
37:51Don't kiss me
37:53Time might end up on the ceiling
37:57Way too hard to ever come down to reality
38:01Back to my sanity
38:03Guess it's too late for that now
38:06Hope is a scary thing
38:10Hope is a scary thing
38:14Hope is a scary thing
38:16Flying on temporary wings
38:19Hope is a scary thing
38:26I found something to sleep in
38:27I can see that
38:41I found something to sleep in
38:43I can see that
38:46No, no
38:47A fuck bunny
38:50That's it
38:51You're a drunk bunny
38:53Come here
38:54Come here
38:58Alright
39:18A fake relationship
39:19A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together
39:22I don't think it's a great idea
39:23I actually think it's my best idea
39:27Well
39:40Go to sleep, Mosie
39:43Hey, we're not gonna remember any of this in the morning
39:52Come here
39:53Come here
39:57Come here
40:14I've got a nice
40:24Oh, my God.
40:31Can you?
41:03Coffee?
41:08Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:22Morning.
41:24Morning.
41:26You were pretty drunk last night.
41:29How much do you remember?
41:31All of it.
41:33You tried to have sex with me.
41:35Yeah, I know.
41:37Now you're bringing me coffee.
41:40Yep.
41:44Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:47Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:52Oh.
42:01Okay.
42:05I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:14Oh, oh.
42:15Oh, oh, oh, no.
42:17I think I'm losing all my self control.
42:20If you say I should go.
42:23But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:40Don't underestimate me.
42:42I can change your life.
42:45My friends say fixing you.
42:48It's just a waste of time.
42:51A waste of time.
42:52Call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar.
42:59Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms.
43:05I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:12Oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh.
43:12I think I'm losing all my self control.
43:15If you say, I should go.
43:19But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:22Give you reason to live.
43:25Maybe, I think it's for the win.
43:29Cut all ties with gold.
43:32And I'll give you something to miss.
43:35When the good gets harder to hold
43:38Throw it all to the wind
43:41For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:48I'm losing my
43:51Oh, oh, oh no
43:55I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:58If you stay, I should go
44:02But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:40If you go there
44:41If you stay, I should go
44:46If you stay, I should go
44:51And remember to-
44:58If you stay, I should go
44:58So, I should go
44:59If you stay
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