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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:097 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:14It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:35It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:41Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay, no, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do?
01:12Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:26Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:32Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three.
02:10Take my hand and come with me because you look so fine that I really want to make you wild.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:22Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules, whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:52And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:55You're going to fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:35I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:45I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm better sure what I've got.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so.
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03No, no, no.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:14Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:26We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:34No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:04It's fine.
05:05I got it.
05:06I got it.
05:07I got it.
05:07I got it.
05:08I got it.
05:08I got it.
05:09I got it.
05:09I got it.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're going to have to argue the viewpoints of one of our
05:25first unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puk bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people going to think I'm a puk bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puk bunny.
05:46Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:51Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and
06:05obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:15What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:31This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:39Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:46You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:09Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Our sex is boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't.
07:36We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:39I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:44back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a breakup part, but the rest of it is we see the same people because we're in
07:57college.
07:57We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not going to be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:06We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the pop showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:18Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:26I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just write, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:58No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention...
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Oh, Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:32How it can be used to disrupt the very...
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:41Now, technology has always been the driving force of progress.
10:46What about now?
10:48But what is the morality...
10:50No.
10:51...of a technology designed solely to divert wealth to the...
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57...push back against perceived progress if those disruptions are important.
11:01Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:27Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:31Ah.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:51We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year
12:00at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:01Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:08Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:12After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back
12:18the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:23Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan, and I'm obsessed with it.
13:17And you, none of the hockey people know?
13:20Hockey people?
13:21Okay, Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:47I mean, you've got it, so I'm flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man, let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:07Sorry!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:13Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:15A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:19You're already in a funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:26Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so...
14:29Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal?
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:35I just got a point.
14:36Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:42Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:56Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Ooh.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08All the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:11I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110.
15:15Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10 million.
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and that's not a problem.
15:34So I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:40You know, I need my locker to be used for this.
16:10Hey, can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:27You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:39If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:49Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
16:59So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:17You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:19All right.
17:21All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit, I can't explain any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:55You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:10Jesus.
18:11You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:16We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:00Oh, right.
19:01Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:27Don't blush.
19:30Don't blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:18I'm going to kiss you.
20:29Am I watching now?
20:45It's here, folks. Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's Dealer Wendt's birthday today,
20:54we all know his mind is already on the after party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:17I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:20I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go. You got me, boys. Come on, now.
21:38This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:43Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, G.
21:48Oh, come on.
21:50Hey, here we go.
21:50Briar has control of the Pup.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:52There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:54Move it, move it, move it.
21:55Back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:00Let's someone else have a turn.
22:01It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chattern tries to get the Pup the fuck out of town.
22:11Get him, baby.
22:12But Graham's right there with the interception.
22:14Come on, G. Pass it up.
22:16Yeah, we're here.
22:17Come on.
22:18Take it up.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:26Pup absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:31Oh, good.
22:32Oh, good.
22:33He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36The problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:47HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
23:00Hey, let's go set him up
23:12Cuckoo!
23:16Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Damnony!
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:23Okay.
23:25Damnony!
23:26Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:30Damnony!
23:32Damnony!
23:33Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:39Damnony!
23:40Come on!
23:41Moose! Maverick!
23:43Come on, come on, baby!
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:06Oh, yeah.
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:08Oh, yeah.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:13Still can't swallow me.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean...
24:18You totally nailed boy hot.
24:20Good.
24:21I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:25No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:37I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One-on practice nights at five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these abs?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:57Hockey shots!
24:59Hey!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:05I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:09It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:11Bad luck if we don't.
25:12Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chatham's asses.
25:15That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:18Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:23Hockey shots!
25:29Hockey shots!
25:30Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:33Hockey shots!
25:35Hockey shots!
25:36Hockey shots!
25:38Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:43Dora's estimating.
25:44Hey!
25:44Hey!
25:45A fucking great game!ches!
25:48Keep it!
25:50Relax!
25:51Oh, my God.
26:08Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:12Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45God, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left it in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
26:59You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:01So, Ben Affleck?
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:05So we can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on.
27:09A house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering.
27:24But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend.
27:28So, not really.
27:30John...
27:30My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34But, I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being.
27:38And sparks flu, as they do when people, um...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man.
28:08I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:13I guess.
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:20Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:36Here.
28:37Try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:44Thanks.
28:47Throw me the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he makes himself so funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:06Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:16Yeah, actually.
29:18Thanks.
29:30Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:34Good.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42I'm good.
29:43Yeah, I'm good.
29:45I'm good.
29:55I'm good.
29:57What?
29:58I'm good.
29:59I'm good.
30:05I'm good.
30:09I know that it just can't be this way
30:12Oh, I can't see you straight
30:14Your hands are tied
30:16I can be a type from your zombie bite
30:20No, I can't see you straight
30:22But the feeling's right
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor
30:26and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally
30:39but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04To my party people
31:06In the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, take a step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:28Woo!
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:58Jazz and the night out there
31:59Listen to me
32:00Listen to me
32:02Listen to me
32:04Listen to me
32:05Listen to me
32:07Mail
32:15Just night more
32:18Yeah
32:19Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:36You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:41Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:05Come on.
33:07What?
33:16Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59I feel so blue.
34:01I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:15Lost in off these trees
34:17See my soul, but it's not me
34:19I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe
34:21My baby's no good for me
34:24No good for me, no
34:34Oh, thank God I'm exhausted
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49Apology accepted
34:50I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle
34:57You can't just decide
34:59Seems funny, seems like I just did
35:00Oh my God, you're so stubborn
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two
35:08Absolutely not
35:09Okay, your loss
35:15Whoa, you're pizza shit
35:16Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22No, okay, you're right
35:24You should take the bed
35:28Wait, no
35:29No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed
35:31Because you feel bad for me
35:33Get back on the bed
35:34I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:36It's all yours
35:37See you in the morning
35:37You just collapsed on it two seconds ago
35:39Take it
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor
35:42So am I
35:56What?
35:58Eh, nothing
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud
36:01And not share the goods
36:22Impressive
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:26Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it
36:33Hurt more when I was starting up
36:35How old were you?
36:36When I started playing
36:38Hmm
36:39Well, I don't know
36:40As soon as I could walk
36:41My dad put skates on me
36:43It's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48Skating was the fun part
36:52Pressure was
36:55Getting measured once a week
36:57Getting measured once a week
36:57To make sure that I was growing fast enough
37:01Chugging protein shakes
37:03And
37:05Lifting weights
37:08Missing birthday parties
37:09Because my dad
37:11Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15In his fucking
37:17Whistle
37:18Whenever I
37:21Made a mistake
37:22Made a mistake
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:28I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37Spent my whole life
37:38Training for a dream
37:39And now I'm so close to it
37:41If I stopped
37:41I
37:44I don't know
37:46It makes sense
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice
37:53Yeah, right
37:56Fuck that
37:59Yeah
38:00Yeah, fuck that
38:07You gotta practice
38:08With the Bruins
38:10And they let me
38:11Run a drill
38:12For fun
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal
38:14You stalker
38:23Oh my god
38:24No
38:24Turn that off
38:25That's so embarrassing
38:53Did you write this?
38:54It's incredible
38:56In high school
39:06They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh what would I give to go back
39:30I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night
39:35At the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:47Elton John
39:48Right
39:52I followed your voice
39:53Through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:08So
40:10Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:31Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually
40:34Hang on
40:35Let me see
40:42We did it
40:47Wait, I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover
40:49Of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:50I'm a man of taste
40:51Wellesie
40:52Okay, well what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:58Gonna pretend you didn't
40:59Just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something
41:10Of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one
41:13On your Instagram
41:15Uh, no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world
41:30Something I'm not ready
41:31For it to know
41:33Uh, but I
41:34I am working
41:35On something
41:35At the moment
41:36For the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are
41:41Hard for me
41:42It'll get there
41:44It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing
41:48That badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:49When it means
41:50That I can't afford
41:51To go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way
41:57To get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to
42:11Write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:13Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:34I mean
42:35There's your answer
42:37Justin
42:38Yeah
42:39I mean, just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:47Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever he's in
42:55Wait, have you heard of the beaches?
43:02Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set
43:05Will change your life
43:06Ha
43:07Ha
43:07Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:09Ha
43:09Ha
43:09Ha
43:09Ha
43:09Ha
43:09Ha
43:10Ha
43:10Ha
43:10Ha
43:10Ha
43:10Ha
43:10Ha
43:10Ha
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:54No.
44:55Cool.
44:56No.
45:05No.
45:10No.
45:12No.
45:22No.
45:23No.
45:27I'm a cold night, and I wanna be close to the heat
45:32I don't want to get burned, I don't want love like that
45:36But I can't go any further, till I start coming back
45:40I'm a rock star, and I'm never around when you need
45:45Like a race car, driving away from the scene
45:50Does she want me to stay? Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further, till I start coming back
45:59Turn me all around, ride up, side down
46:04Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
46:08I feel so far, you're all I want
46:13Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
46:17Don't push me in circles, to the edge of the earth
46:21But I can't go any further, till I start coming back to you
46:26I'm an addict, I'm addicted to her and to me
46:31She's a magnet, pulling me under the sheets
46:36If I hold you too close, we'll do good things to go
46:40Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up, we'll come right back
46:45Turn me all around, ride up, side down
46:50Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so far, you're all I want
46:59Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
47:03You'll push me in circles, to the edge of the earth
47:07But I can't go any further, till I start coming back to you
47:30Turn me all around, ride up, side down
47:34Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so far, you're all I want
47:43Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
47:48Turn me all around, ride up, side down
47:52Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so far, you're all I want
48:01Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me
48:05Make me in circles, to the edge of the earth
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