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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:11Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:12God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:15It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy.
00:31And you're gonna want to dwell on it, but you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:42A means to an end.
00:45Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow, okay.
00:54Yeah, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:57Uh, it happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13Okay, I'm fine.
01:14Really, I'm okay.
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:53I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:55I want to be ready.
01:57So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05Uh.
02:06That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:08So.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:27Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:32Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:49A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:54You know, it's just.
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:05You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:19Not now.
03:21I have glass.
03:23Um.
03:25Uh.
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:42I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:46Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay?
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:28Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36Mmm.
04:36It's a good one.
04:37Yeah.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:44Come on.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:02I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse-
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:13Do you have a favorite song?
05:15Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:35Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:56You gotta let us in.
06:00Wow.
06:01That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:11And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:25Sorry.
06:26What?
06:27Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No.
06:36I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there.
06:39And it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:41Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ally's breakup and five act cycle.
06:45You go through the same stages every time.
06:47First, surprise fight Ally.
06:49Which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:51Then, eats her feelings Ally.
06:53Distorts three bags of hot Cheetos.
06:54Followed by raging diva Ally.
06:56Stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ally has a...
07:01Well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale?
07:04Late night phone call Ally.
07:06Where you beg me to take you back.
07:07That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:16Speaking of which...
07:19I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:21And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:25So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again.
07:39But you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back.
07:45Because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:51Sean.
07:52I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
07:59We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in.
08:03But I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:45Oh.
08:47Shit.
08:49What's wrong?
08:50G can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:52No, yeah, I'm not.
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:03Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean.
09:19You're, uh...
09:20You're kind of...
09:22Well...
09:24You've been with a...
09:25Good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:31All right, okay, forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:35Okay.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:39No.
09:41Uh...
09:42Not Hannah.
09:43Someone else.
09:44She wants me to do this, uh...
09:47This thing.
09:48Do all the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just...
09:53It's kind of a big...
09:55Thing.
09:56It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
09:59She is...
10:00She's Hannah a virgin.
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't...
10:07Don't...
10:07Don't make this weird.
10:11This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh...
10:18I really want it to be good...
10:20For her.
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:21If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Well, there...
10:26There's one thing...
10:27That helps make a girl come.
10:29The single...
10:30Most effective.
10:32Highly recommended.
10:33Enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:37That's it.
10:39She's...
10:39Just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't...
10:45Consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just...
10:48You just gotta figure out whatever makes this...
10:50Specific girl who is not Hannah.
10:52Feel safe.
10:53I'm just...
10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this...
10:59Well, if she asked you, she thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hot.
11:06Just...
11:06Don't.
11:07Skimp on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talk in five-play, six-play.
11:12Yeah, got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:18Sorry.
11:19I was, uh...
11:21Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:22Yeah.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Yeah.
11:26I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:28Don't worry about it.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Yeah.
11:31My advisor really likes the song.
11:33Mostly.
11:34Okay.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Mostly.
11:35Yeah.
11:35He has some notes.
11:36But, uh...
11:37It's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:39Uh, you, uh, never replied to my text.
11:42Do you wanna come over later and work on the song?
11:45Uh...
11:46Definitely yes.
11:47But, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:53Um...
11:53Rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:58Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess.
12:02Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:36Bye.
12:37Bye.
12:39Hey.
12:41Hey.
12:48Is that dress?
12:50Ali's.
12:51Yeah.
12:54Um...
12:55We did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Uh, come on up.
13:03That's vertical.
13:04You wanted lights.
13:05Go see a show.
13:07You ran away.
13:08That's touching gold.
13:09You're scared of love.
13:10Well, aren't we all?
13:12Well, aren't we all?
13:13Well, aren't we all?
13:13Well, aren't we all?
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so, are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here, why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:38Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44I have people who say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:51Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
14:56Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:10Hmm.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy.
15:15It makes me wanna do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:21The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:28You're feeling it, too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby, since first we met
15:46I knew in this heart of mine
15:49I wanna tell you again
15:50The love we had
15:52Could not be bad
15:54I put it right
15:55And bite my time
15:59Spend our life by looking for somebody
16:02To give me love like you
16:06Now you told me that you wanna leave me
16:10Watch out or others
16:11You told me that she's like
16:12I've never been having fun.
16:29I know that you don't need to be,
16:35And I need to be scared.
16:44I don't know.
17:11I don't know.
17:45I don't know.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing.
17:49Nothing.
17:49Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:56No, you don't have to.
17:58But I...
18:00I want to.
18:01Okay.
18:03Fuck.
18:09Sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:12Okay.
18:13This...
18:13This...
18:14This is what happens.
18:16I...
18:18I'm...
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I...
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just like zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:30I...
18:31It's like I'm...
18:32I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going...
18:35What is wrong with you?
18:37Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:43I...
18:44What if I...
18:50What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go.
19:00And that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't...
19:04I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But...
19:07Nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:10So...
19:12If you're not there yet...
19:15That sounds completely normal.
19:19Well, I thought that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay.
19:34Sure.
19:36Instead of...
19:38Me giving you an orgasm...
19:42Why don't you...
19:44Give yourself one?
19:46That's not gonna prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:49Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:55Then...
19:56Show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:16Now...
20:29You stay...
20:30You stay...
20:44Where are you at?
21:46Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
22:25Oh my God, I did it.
22:35Thanks.
22:35Thanks.
22:36No.
22:38No.
22:40That was...
22:42Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay.
23:14Well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:28All right.
23:29Gimme.
23:30Yeah.
23:30You want to just get a little bacon on it?
23:31Yeah.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock
23:54image.
23:55Hey.
23:55I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes.
23:58So.
24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah.
24:08She sounds cool.
24:09Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why'd you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said.
24:31Uh, I guess, I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking, sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:02Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:06I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase and classes and, yeah.
25:10Uh, but, uh, thank you for your service.
25:14It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah.
25:21Yeah.
25:21Okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out?
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean?
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out?
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of Hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:45I can't let myself become eats her feelings, Allie.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie, and then Complete
25:53and Total Breakdown Allie, and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset
25:57Vermont Allie.
25:57God help us all.
25:58No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:08I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16Um.
26:23Oh, my God!
26:24I am a woman possessed!
26:27Ann, you gotta help me.
26:28I lied.
26:29I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:32Who is that?
26:33Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:36Please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but I don't know if I might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:52You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:58I'll admit it.
26:58The night was kinda perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things, but it doesn't magically turn him into someone
27:09else, you know?
27:10No.
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right, exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:17Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:23It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:33There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:49What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:06What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10He's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit.
28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:20Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:27Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing.
28:29I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33So why aren't we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, J.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:51Okay.
28:52Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay.
29:04Dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing.
29:09Just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:12Yeah.
29:13That's it.
29:15Mm.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just
29:19made me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:23This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:35This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No I don't.
29:38You need a fucking wake up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:18We can watch the news and make it.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:25Oh, it's immersive.
30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:32Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Shawn.
30:41Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:45Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:48Katherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop!
30:50That's not yours!
31:04Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:12What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:15Uh, well, Beau recruited me.
31:17I have to steal this from Tucker.
31:19It's far!
31:19Oh, my...
31:20It's all right?
31:21You kidding me?
31:22Who is he?
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Beau and Dean Draka here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean.
31:33He's persuasive.
31:34What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really.
31:38But, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:40Here I am.
31:41Haha.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A midsummer.
32:19Nights.
32:21Scary!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:30If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43So that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
32:57struck by a terrible affliction.
33:01True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:14You go.
33:15You go.
33:17Well, would you look at this couple.
33:21Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
33:29Woo!
33:34Thanks.
33:34I love this.
33:36Ew.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the fuck up.
33:46You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:48Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:50No, I'm all right.
33:51You're all right.
33:53Come on, G.A.
33:54All right.
33:55All right.
33:55Yeah!
34:02Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:18Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please.
34:28Everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No.
34:32I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:39All right, Hermia.
34:42Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right.
34:45You're in love with Lysander.
34:48Yeah.
34:48Oh.
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
34:59What say you, Hermia?
35:01No.
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:06Daddy, she wants him!
35:09I love him.
35:11I love him.
35:12I love him.
35:12I love him.
35:13Say that you love me.
35:15I love him.
35:16I love him.
35:16I love him.
35:17Go on and fall.
35:18Now after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanical's BS.
35:22So feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:38Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:47Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
35:59Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me.
36:15Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked,
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:33It really...
36:34Will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:43Yeah, okay.
36:43I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:49Marvel.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:54I see that neighbor, this is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:18To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes
37:33Because thou knowest I want both.
37:35Even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:49Tonicator would be more attractive.
37:58Boy, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah man, she really is.una.
38:06Conan発売
38:12with flash. Line?
38:15Nice!
38:17Line, you said it!
38:18Well, you said it.
38:21Okay, I understand your confusion.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am fucked up, man.
38:28Line!
38:30It's not even your line!
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:35No, no, no, I get it, I get it.
38:37What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:41Pyramus and Fisbee are a song.
38:43Good. Right? Well done.
38:45You see Tuck?
38:47Tuck here.
38:51Welcome back,
38:54my lover.
38:56Oh!
38:57Looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about
39:01to get even
39:02better.
39:04I made this love potion special
39:07for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:11And wouldn't you know it,
39:13when they came to,
39:14they only had eyes
39:16for Helena.
39:21Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals,
39:25who will win
39:27fair Helena's hand?
39:28How is a boxer maiden ever
39:31to decide?
39:32Oh.
39:33I know.
39:35How about a good old fashioned
39:37dance off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:43in the last couple of years?
39:44Jared!
39:45Jared!
39:47Jared!
39:48Jared!
39:49Jared!
39:52Jared!
39:52Jared!
39:52Jared!
39:52Jared!
39:52Get up there!
39:54I can't stand up there!
39:55Fuck you guys.
39:56It's alright.
39:57I just want to have you seen Christmas and your friends when you get up to the next and you
40:02get the challenge.
40:03What's up, man?
40:04Let's go the rest!
40:06Let's go the rest!
40:07Let's go the rest!
40:09I'm a man now.
40:10Think I feel bad.
40:11He was mad.
40:12Do what you like.
40:13You've been too nice.
40:15He didn't do right.
40:16That's too bad.
40:17Jesus!
40:18You worked all night.
40:19You're trying to cash out.
40:20You and your fans are trying to match out.
40:22And I'm not the one until I'm staying down to stop by.
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30The only reason I didn't was because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know?
40:40Nope.
40:41Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
41:09If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
41:14That you have but slumbered here.
41:18While these visions did appear.
41:23Hey.
41:24Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:29Thanks.
41:30Yeah.
41:31I, uh, bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin back together.
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:40That's, that's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh, yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Yeah.
42:05Yeah.
42:05Uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over, right?
42:17Oh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah.
42:22I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want us over there for cotton, Cole.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:35It's all right.
42:35It's all right.
42:36Hmm?
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Ah, it's still going wide.
43:21Well, as long as you keep it in the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:26That wasn't on me, all right?
43:28Birdie took the shot.
43:29It just deflected off my stick.
43:31And Bragg's teeth.
43:32I bought him a beer.
43:33He's fine.
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42I'm not eating this much.
43:46So, you and Hannah?
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:57Hey, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into her.
44:05It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:10Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I gotta do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:18Right, exactly.
44:22And it was just a distraction.
44:25Yeah, I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
44:35But you're Garrett Graham, all right?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you.
44:42Okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:56Anyway, I was gonna hit up Malone's if you wanted to join.
44:59You look like you could use it.
45:01That's all right.
45:01I'm gonna stay.
45:03Sure.
45:03Yeah.
45:04All right, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06All right, bud.
45:48I know.
45:49I said I wouldn't call.
45:52And that's how I'll end the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:04I'm really glad we got to spend some time together outside of rehearsals.
46:09Yeah, same.
46:13I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar.
46:22It's-
46:22No, I'm sorry.
46:25I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:33Uh, why?
46:34What does it make you feel?
46:37Uh, nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone, so.
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this- this party's kinda dead, right?
46:50Do you wanna come back to mine and-
46:51Justin.
46:52Let me guess.
46:54Rain check?
46:57Not quite.
46:58Oh.
47:14This is Garrett.
47:16No phones allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:18We gotta go.
47:19We gotta go.
47:20Everybody yeah.
47:39What is this guy?
47:40Well, we know that if I get attacked, it's just what I need to do.
47:43But I believe it's gonna do so.
47:44I think it's a good idea.
47:44Born on the ice, it's a good idea.
47:44Our whole world, I need you so-
47:48This is really good.
47:48The movie's fun.
47:48Baby, even though you don't need me
47:53You don't need me, baby
47:59Now that I've found you, I can let you go
48:03I built my world around you, I need you so
48:08Baby, even though you don't need me
48:13You don't need me
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met
48:21I knew in this heart of mine
48:27The love we had could not be bad
48:32I played it right and I bide my time
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
48:53Darling, I just can't let you
48:58Baby, now that I've found you, I can let you go
49:04I built my world around you, I need you so
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me
49:14You don't need me
49:18Baby, now that I'm sorry
49:19Baby, now that you don't need me
49:23Baby, now that you don't need me
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