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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01No!
00:02Maybe I, uh...
00:03I do move in with you.
00:04I love you.
00:05I love you too.
00:09We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:16If I do this more!
00:17Put your hands on a woman!
00:18Fuck's wrong!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:22Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever going to tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34No!
00:35I'm getting away with my wife!
00:36Did you work today, right?
00:38I did a lot of work.
00:39I didn't know how to fight you.
00:42You two don't talk or something?
00:43I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00No!
01:00You need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:15Oh no!
01:16I have a theory!
01:17Wait.
01:17That's how landlord artis flirt?
01:19Yes!
01:19Why do you mean to you?
01:21Why do you mean to you?
01:21That was a way of letting you know!
01:22Well that's traumatic!
01:23Sounds great!
01:24Traumatic for you, but like, you know...
01:25Traumatic but like cool, like, as I'm like, this is a good story to tell.
01:27I feel like this is...
01:28Absolutely!
01:28This is what it's for!
01:30This is all for this moment!
01:32Everything led us to here!
01:34Wow!
01:34That's incredible!
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36I'll be right back!
01:37Okay!
01:37I'm like, what?
01:44I'm so tired!
01:50I'm so tired!
01:58I'm like, oh where are you?
01:59Is there any way?
02:00Oh, my gosh!
02:01I'm so tired!
02:02My gosh!
02:02I'm so tired!
02:03I'm so tired!
02:04Please don't send the text please don't send the text please
02:06Don't do it, don't do it, don't please don't do it
02:10Please don't do it, just don't do it
02:12Don't send the text to the text do it
02:14Please don't please don't please don't do it
02:16Thank God, oh yeah, didn't send a text yet
02:21Oh no, hurt loss, I'm good all by myself yeah
02:25Wow, I don't have to hear you, yeah, anymore, nah
02:30I don't care that you're engaged
02:33Go to hell, huh?
02:35If you call me, I'll ignore and sit my ass down
02:39Seriously, if I see it, I'll be hanging up
02:43Yeah, I got no worries leaving you back behind
02:48Where you belong
02:51I'm dancing, I'm prancing
02:53I'm dancing all alone
02:55Please leave me alone
02:56Check it out, I'm not sad
02:58I'm dancing, oh, oh
03:00I'm done catching feelings
03:03I'll be pushing them down, down, down, down
03:07Don't lash it out
03:09I throw my heart away
03:13It's low, it's fine, I'm fine
03:16No, no, no, no, no, no
03:19I don't wanna see you no more
03:22This guy is my new friend, new friend, wow
03:26Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
03:35Shit
03:37All the far out of here
03:38All the far out of here
04:32I did it.
04:38Hey, you guys are going to...
05:07Hey, you guys are going to...
05:46Hey, you guys are going to...
06:34Hey, you guys are going to...
06:40Hey, you guys are going to...
07:11Oh, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
07:12Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17It's actually taken from the Indian word.
07:20Like, it's like a Sanskrit, you...
07:22Yo, I...
07:23Yeah, go left.
07:28Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue,
07:30we should go to my dad's,
07:31because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:35Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:37Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Bro, what?
07:40Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42I've seen you have this good chicken, man.
07:43I'm just used to...
07:44I'm not hanging out with you guys anymore.
07:47I'm saying tandoori kebab.
08:16Huh, shot up.
08:23Can you, uh, get me some food roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:36What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?
08:45You know what?
08:45Mop all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
08:49Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste,
08:52and you can rave all night and connect to a higher power
08:56and realize we're all one.
08:57It's not like sick-y and dark mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different fun.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:05Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:07You good?
09:08Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09I'm tired.
09:10Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story,
09:12and now he's down bad.
09:14The story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Yo, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:30It's been five fucking years already.
09:32Oh, it's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:36She was special.
09:37Yeah, says the guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every other night.
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
09:46Yo, Sonny.
09:46What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart?
09:50Look, even fucking Nav is here.
09:52Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't that was Nav?
09:56Yo, my bungee from another pingee.
09:59Hey, what's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:07I give that.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like Thammo guys aren't the same.
10:21Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that Seltzer PR package yet?
10:24Uh, I don't think so.
10:27Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can and tell them how you Seltz with pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off and he'll freaking smile high energy.
10:39I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:43All right, all right.
10:52Where did you get the phone?
10:54It's 14 hours ago, man.
10:56You can pay for it, man.
10:58You can do it with another phone.
11:06What is this?
11:07It's a thing.
11:08Very nice, thank you.
11:14I'll get the cups.
11:31Give us the cups.
11:32I don't know.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
12:14Nice, brother.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Yeah.
12:33What did you do?
12:35I like the light.
12:37It's very beautiful.
12:38It's a selfie.
12:40Yeah.
12:41haha
12:42my son
12:44my son
12:47I love you
12:48we are going to order the pizza
12:54now we are really having fun
13:00fucking blockchain technology right
13:02think about it like this
13:03because you are so fucking secure
13:05the governments of all these fucking ages are trying to get into your
13:08fucking account they can't
13:11because the encryption
13:13right so what you want to fucking do to create
13:14generational wealth right
13:17fucking buy at the bottom
13:18you buy booch coin
13:20crazy fucking investment i'm telling you
13:23it's fucking sick gotta fucking get
13:25into it sorry for swearing i'm fucking
13:27excited about fucking crypto is
13:29sick yo jasmine's world
13:30bro what's good bro you haven't posted
13:33something like a month bro i suppose
13:34it's only two weeks ago nah nah but you had to post something
13:36good you know what i'm saying like the streets
13:38are waiting my jeep yo you seen
13:40this uh this prem guy yo
13:42let's put some good stuff might even
13:44take your spot if you don't get on it bro
13:46yo pull up your phone real quick i'll show
13:48you i'll show you yeah search up p-r-e-m
13:51prem prem yeah yeah that one right
13:52there yo watch that one
13:54and hell yeah i want extra
13:56mozzarella on that pizza
13:58yo tell them to
13:59this is three million views and he just posted it
14:02yesterday
14:03hey guys i know we all like to have fun
14:06but it is important to celebrate our
14:08differences because brain
14:09means love frame out
14:13oh yo
14:16shit man's getting swerved now eh
14:19yo yo let's watch that one right there
14:21i'm gonna teach you how to make the most
14:23amazing bookalicious routine
14:24baby stop looking at me
14:27i'm not on the bench
14:29hey yo
14:30y'all one listen listen up
14:32can have your attention please
14:34first of all thank you all for showing up tonight
14:39big thank you to mummy g
14:41for the pacorne
14:43and shout out neil who ate two trains
14:48last but not least
14:50give it up for my man
14:52just me
14:57yo just me
14:58where you at
14:59come on out
15:01just me
15:04yo just me
15:06just me
15:07just me
15:08oh that guy
15:09he left
15:10left
15:11what do you mean left
15:12i don't know he got swerved by some rebecca chick
15:14and dip
15:15yeah he looked pretty depressed
15:17you guys might want to check the local bridges
15:19water towers
15:20nearest tall building maybe
15:22going straight to voicemail
15:23this car's still here
15:25where the fuck is he
15:25i checked the pool house
15:26nothing
15:27i went to the neighbors
15:28they don't even know who he is
15:29why would the neighbors know who he is
15:30okay let's roll out
15:31wait wait wait wait
15:33none of us should be driving
15:34i'm tipsy as fuck
15:35wait
15:37who the fuck are you two
15:38get the fuck away from my car
15:39who invited you
15:40being a boss
15:41what the fuck
15:42oh we could take my bike
15:44what
15:44or your neighbor's helicopter
15:46you don't have to fly a fucking helicopter
15:48yes i do bro
15:49it's um
15:51it's x to go up
15:52and then
15:53right of course
15:53circle to go down
15:54uh-huh
15:56r1 is shoot so don't fucking press r1
15:58are you fucking for real
15:59first of all
16:01both of you fucking relax
16:02yeah it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot
16:05i'm a really good driver when i'm drunk
16:07because i know i'm drunk
16:09i'm actually way more focused on the road
16:12what
16:12i mean you could say i'm a better driver drunk than i ever am sober
16:17that makes sense to me
16:18i can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing i'm gonna see
16:20sonny
16:21get out
16:22i'll be doing car saver
16:23but where the fuck did you come from
16:25i was taking a piss in the woods
16:27we have washrooms in the house
16:28you're fucking jenania doing coke in the bathroom
16:30and i'm fucking wrong
16:31get the fuck out
16:32you're fucking ugly bro
16:34look how fucking drunk you are
16:35yo what are you guys saying
16:36yo why are you fucking letting him drive bro
16:38look how fucking raped he is bro
16:39i drive better drunk trust me
16:41all right where are we going
16:42oh maybe he's uh emo eating at the spot
16:44let's fucking roll
16:49so uh therapy how's that going
16:52i don't know it's a lot
16:53kinda lost myself after the whole humer thing
16:56i don't know why i attract the guys that i attract
16:59mmm it's probably your son
17:01yo no signage of speed
17:03i don't even think he came here
17:04but i did grab hella shit
17:06chili chicken
17:07haka chow mein
17:08ginger fish
17:09you guys are chili paneer too right
17:10a vegetarian
17:12shit i'll be right back
17:14no sonny you already took forever
17:16we gotta go
17:17what do you want from me he's hungry
17:18no sonny
17:19chill
17:19sonny
17:21sonny
17:22great no one's here
17:23he goes to the lake to clear his head
17:25i don't know
17:26you guys mind if i smoke a joint
17:28absolutely not
17:29there's only one way of consuming thong bro
17:31that's too fucking ragada
17:32think about it
17:33you gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there
17:36yo
17:36what the fuck can i say
17:41sorry sorry sorry
17:42wait
17:44you don't think that he pulled up to
17:47you
17:49no
17:50no he wouldn't
17:51wait
17:52could he have
18:09he's
18:12not
18:14no
18:14no
18:14no
18:19no
18:21no
18:21no
18:22Anvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family, people coming by.
18:28You know, did anyone come by?
18:30Maybe they came through the basement, or the back door is sometimes open.
18:34Sometimes people get old, and they look different.
18:37Strange relatives.
18:38Anyone?
18:39Anyone?
18:40Okay.
18:41What is this all, Tamasha?
18:43What she's trying to ask, badly.
18:45Did just me come by?
18:46Why?
18:47Is he okay?
18:48Did you call him?
18:49Yeah, no, no, no, Auntie.
18:50He's fine.
18:51He's just, he's not picking up his phone.
18:54Why would he not pick up your calls?
18:56Did something happen?
18:57No, no, no, no, no.
18:58He was just with us earlier, but he...
19:00He forgot something at home, and went to go pick it up.
19:05So maybe we thought he meant this home.
19:11I'll do it again.
19:30I'm just kidding.
19:41I'm just kidding.
20:03Hello?
20:09Hello?
20:10Hello. Is everything okay? You all right? Oh, hey, man. Just breathe. Wait, wait. What are you doing here? Is
20:31this real? Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real. What are you doing here? Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street? That was the house, man. The house that me and my
21:00not be. We're supposed to move into before she'd rip my heart out of my chest and just...
21:10Now it's standing there. Unfinished. Just like my hopes and dreams. Okay, you can still finish
21:20the house, man. You can move in yourself. You think I have money like that anymore? You
21:26think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT? Us realtors, we're washed, man. Do you know
21:35how that feels, Mr. Dollar of View? Look, man. I got my heart broken, too. And what's worse
21:45is she's back with her ex. And she's engaged. It sucks, man. I know. It's weird how fast
21:56things change. It's tough to keep up. Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of
22:02this when everyone's an influencer just pumping out a bunch of nothing? I feel washed. But I,
22:11just breathe for it all. Had a plan. Marriage. Kids. Run for Mayor Brampton. Kids. Hit a million
22:22followers and more kids. Yeah, look. Sometimes you don't need a plan. Okay? Sometimes you just
22:29need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man. You're a smart guy, all right? And as much as I hate to admit it, there's
22:40been so many times I wanted to be like you. But this, just sitting here crying about something
22:46that could have been, it's pathetic. So get up off your ass and stop moping around like
22:52a little bitch. Oh, shit. Just realized something. You're a brother. My brother. You could bring
23:09Monvi back to me. Yeah. Dude, what? Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever
23:16have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can have my house, man. I'll even finish the floor for you. Where's
23:23my, where's my key? You can have my whip, man. You can have my keys. Take it all. Just,
23:28please, man. Just bring her back to me. I don't know what to do. I can't sleep. Where's my
23:34woman? I don't know. I know we're bros, man. Just bring her back to me, no, please. I really
23:42need her back to me. I can't do anything. I can't think about anything.
24:07Everything okay, PJ? Yes, but I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house full.
24:17Oh, he's at his spot. Who? Just me. I have his location.
24:23Are you dumb? Why didn't you mention this before? Are you kidding? Because my phone was dead. I
24:27have a charger in my car. Cars can charge phones? That's incredible. You know what? Just forget
24:33it. Let's make moves. Yeah. Bye, auntie. Neil, hold on one minute, please. Uncle.
24:41There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak. So handsome. Either way, you shouldn't have
24:47pictures of gurus in your home. It's wrong. Tell him. I love you. Love you. Love you.
24:53Love you. Tell him. Also, listen to which coin. Here, give this to just me. You'll be seeing
25:00him before I do. Okay. Okay, good. Stupid. Hey, there's Waldo. Guru Waldo.
25:19We called you like a million fucking times. FYI. Where the hell were you, man? We've
25:23been ripping it up and down, slag out of scarves. Yeah. Look, sorry. I just... I needed some
25:29space. Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head? You know, you could just
25:33talk to us instead of running off. I know. You're still not over it. This guy's never
25:39going to get over it. He needs a chapear to cross the face. Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about? Brown trauma's a real thing. What trauma? What trauma? Take
25:46something. Take something. Take something. Here. You and this guy smash it. Yeah. Come over
25:54here. Holy. Can't put parking for hell in this city. It's your place, eh? No pictures of the
26:04gurus. That's a shame. What the hell is he doing here? Buddy, are you fucked? If it
26:10wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive. All right. Well, thanks, I
26:13guess. Look, guys, I appreciate you. I just want you to know that. I appreciate you when
26:25you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases and still sticking
26:36by me. So thank you. Thank you for the gifts. Thank you for the party. Thank you for just
26:46keeping me in check and thank you for everything that you do for me. I love you guys. I love
26:57you
26:57too. Aw. Come on. Rupon. Come on. I love you guys so much. Oh, boy. We've known each other for
27:04so
27:04long. Yeah. May our bonds remain together. Okay. Oh, okay.
27:19Hi, I'm Zoe and I'm Lizzie.
27:29Excuse me.
27:39Hello?
27:41Okay. Okay.
27:53Okay.
27:54What do you say?
27:55I'm going to fly to the information.
27:57Okay.
27:58Okay.
28:00Okay.
28:02I'm busy.
28:03I'm busy.
28:03I'm busy.
28:04Okay.
28:06I'm busy.
28:07I'm busy.
28:08I'm busy.
28:08I'm busy.
28:09I'm busy.
28:10I'm busy.
28:12I'm busy.
28:12I'm busy.
28:14I'm busy.
28:15But will it be enough to sway the seals?
28:18We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
28:22All right.
28:23Thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:28I appreciate it.
28:29All right, baby.
28:29I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:33Yo.
28:34Bye.
28:35Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:36Um, your mom asked me to give you this.
28:43Nice.
28:44Thanks.
28:45You got it.
28:46Love you.
28:46All right, man.
28:47Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I, uh, sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
28:58I'll go.
29:00Let's go.
29:03Yeah.
29:30Hello?
29:33Sister, go.
29:38Yeah.
29:39No, I'm a good mom.
29:41Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you too.
30:05Give me my heart.
30:07You say it's not your heart.
30:11If it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
30:15I give you my heart.
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