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00:02I know. No one would believe me if I told them.
00:09A pleasure to meet you, members of the Council of Elders.
00:12My name is Subaru Natsuki.
00:14I am a manservant in Roswall's mansion, and I serve as this candidate's-
00:18I mean, Miss Amelia's best knight!
00:33Come on.
00:35I need for it.
00:37Informing my pain and rewriting your name.
00:40I said I'm a doggy amata saisei.
00:43Lost in the highlands that made my body you cannot play!
00:49I know the fate that we F z e b e Б 4s make me 네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네네�hyausoct,
00:56I'll be fine
00:56I'll be fine
00:58I'll be fine
00:59I'll be fine
01:00Go on, you'll meet like a weapon
01:02Let me meet what you want
01:03Let's go
01:04Love
01:05Cucas
01:06Coto
01:07Curi
01:07Cui
01:07Cui
01:08Cui
01:09Cui
01:10Oh
01:10Oh
01:13I'm not
01:14Chi
01:14Now
01:14I'm not
01:15It's
01:17No
01:17No
01:18No
01:19No
01:23I'm not
01:23No
01:25It's a kiss, it's a light bulb
01:27Break it, burn it, save it
01:28You don't have to let you clean it up
01:31Big juice, don't let it be quiet
01:34Weak, I'm standing in the desert sun
01:36Come on, it's a kick, I'm staying in it
01:38We're ending this now, watch it
01:40You're gonna face my ending, won't die
01:42And leave it, knock it, I'll get off
01:44With the fabric of reality, let magic stitch you back together
02:03Afraid I ain't got no name to give you, kid
02:06You can call me a stick swinger
02:21The hell's your deal?
02:22Think you can get away with throwing that at me?
02:24Got a death wish or something?
02:26To attack an unarmed man is a cowardly act
02:29Such a thing would bring disgrace to any knight
02:31Ha, don't make me laugh
02:35I truly hope you won't come to regret those words
02:42You mean this entire time you thought I was unarmed?
02:45Look closer, man
02:48Wait, are those just sticks?
02:51No, you don't
02:52These are chopsticks
02:53I always keep them on me in case I need a little snack
02:56If I swing them just the right way
02:58At just the right angle
02:59At just the right speed
03:00And of course, with the exact perfect feeling
03:03Then, well, even with these
03:05There's nothing that I can't cut through
03:20Hopefully I apologize
03:21Because we're linking thețional
03:28That's what we have
03:28then we have to go
03:32I need to go
03:37At this point, there's anything that overshad
03:38here's something that I can't fear
03:38If it's my sword, it can even cut through light, you see?
03:43Shibato!
03:57Shibato! Shibato!
03:58Gotta work on that aim of yours, girl!
04:00You're never gonna get pretty boy back with those random scatter shots!
04:04Shibato! Shibato! Shibato! Shibato!
04:08Shibato!
04:11Miss Anastasia! Hey!
04:14She won't!
04:19The Anastasia!
04:24David, you're turning into the kind of guy I can't get enough of, you know?
04:29You've got me on the edge of my seat over here, kid!
04:33Out of my way!
04:45The hell is with this crap? Don't make me laugh, man! Come on!
04:49If this is the best you've got for me, you're really letting me down!
04:53This is turning into a real bore fest!
04:55Why you?
04:57If you want to go over to that woman, I'd be happy to let you!
05:00Crawl into her nice soft lap to cry and beg for attention?
05:04You ugly, utterly useless excuse for a night...
05:12Naptime!
05:29Naptime!
05:30Didn't we just need to make you move a step?
05:33You were really running around.
05:35That wasn't literal.
05:37The only reason I said that was so I would sound cool.
05:40Wasn't it obvious?
05:41I guess not to you.
05:42What with being a woman and all, and on top of that, a real hottie.
05:46You'd look mighty nice on my arm.
05:48I'm sorry, I don't understand what that means.
05:51And on top of that, I don't think I could beat you in a fight.
05:55Emilia.
05:57You seem really strong.
05:59I could tell that just by watching.
06:02But it doesn't matter.
06:03We have to get past this exam.
06:05So I'm asking you to give us a way to win fairly.
06:09If I can make you take even one single step, we win.
06:13Those will be the rules.
06:16Okay?
06:19Damn nice!
06:20I don't hate that, actually.
06:21You're the biggest idiot I've seen since Trisha.
06:24I like you.
06:25Fine, that works for me.
06:27If you make me take one single step, you win.
06:31Take care of them.
06:32They're in your hands.
06:34Hey, wait a sec.
06:35You saw them just now.
06:36You need a plan for-
06:37Ice Brand Arts.
06:47Icicle Line.
06:50Don't worry.
06:51I'll take this seriously, too.
06:53You're pretty fiery and stubborn for such a little hottie, ain't ya?
06:57I do what I can, the best I can.
06:59That's the way I've learned to live my life.
07:01Taking after my knight!
07:24We needn't worry about them, I suppose.
07:27Clever.
07:27Yeah, I know.
07:33He hasn't budged.
07:47Huh?
07:52Huh?
08:18Gah!
08:20You're open!
08:26Huh?
08:28Perks of fighting a hottie.
08:30Ah, don't get mad over a little thing like that.
08:42Ow!
08:45What the hell are you thinking, huh?
08:47I mean, most chicks would lose their edge after being touched like that.
08:51Huh?
08:51But all you did was touch me a little.
08:53It left an opening for me.
08:55Ah, screw you!
08:56How the hell were you brought up anyway?
08:58What were your parents thinking?
09:00Oh no, did I say something strange?
09:02Yo, you gotta do something about this chick.
09:04Don't let her go outside again.
09:06You're her attendant, aren't ya?
09:07Screw you, you sword-swinging prick!
09:09What are you trying to pull, you disgusting pervert shitbag?
09:12You might as well be a sin archbishop,
09:14or I'm gonna end you!
09:15Everett, calm down already!
09:16I get why you're upset, but look, I suppose!
09:20He moved!
09:22And more than just one step!
09:23Oh, you're right!
09:25I won!
09:26Victory!
09:27It doesn't matter how it happened, a win is a win!
09:31So are you gonna keep your word?
09:33Well, that's it.
09:35It is what I agreed to after all.
09:38Wait, are you actually being honest?
09:40Don't give me that.
09:41Just who the hell do you think I am?
09:43If I refuse to back down now, well, then all it's gonna do is make me look bad.
09:48Honestly, after the way you just lost, I don't think it's possible for you to look any worse.
09:52Oh, shut your trap, you wuss!
09:54Anyway, the hottie won our little contest.
09:57Which means I'll let you pass.
09:58It is what it is.
10:06Well, is the wuss gonna take me on next?
10:09Huh?
10:10Or is it gonna be one of the two brats over there?
10:14There are seven of you inside this tower.
10:17Your woman here is the first one of y'all to successfully get through.
10:21Huh?
10:22So spit it out.
10:23Who's gonna be the next one of you to make it past me?
10:27Well, don't be shy.
10:30What's this?
10:31Your back with your tail between your legs?
10:34Ouch, kinda harsh, Rom. Even for you.
10:37Not when you deserve it, don't you think?
10:38You'll make that sleeping girl's story about you being her master feel real.
10:42Yikes, wouldn't want that. Trust me, I'll be careful.
10:45So you were crushed, and only Miss Amelia could even measure up to him.
10:50Yes, I won. Maybe I should just go up alone.
10:54I don't think you should.
10:55Because it's, well, you know, dangerous.
10:59I'll be really careful, though.
11:01It's dangerous.
11:02Dangerous, indeed.
11:03Dangerous, I suppose.
11:05I'll check on Julius. He did get pretty messed up.
11:10Worried?
11:11I mean, yeah. That fight took a lot out of him.
11:16But more than just physically, you know?
11:21Also, I've been wondering, why was Miss Anastasia trying so hard to help him out before?
11:26I'm also concerned for their well-being, but we need to focus on the exam.
11:31If we don't get past it, we won't find a way to get Rem back.
11:34To tell you the truth, that examiner was incredibly strong.
11:38He might even be on Reinhard's level.
11:41I think he was indeed similar in strength.
11:43Each country has someone whose strength is on a similar level.
11:46A warrior comparable to the Master Swordsman.
11:49Reinhard's the strongest person in the kingdom.
11:51So there's someone like him in each of the other three countries?
11:57The top general of the Wallachia Empire.
11:59The Blue Lightning, Cecil Segmund.
12:03The Mad Prince of the Holy Kingdom of Gusteco.
12:07And the city-state of Kararagi has the admirer, Halibel.
12:11None of them fit the description of the stick-swinger.
12:14His clothes resembled the traditional attire of Kararagi, I suppose.
12:17He was also a master with chopsticks.
12:20I'm not sure you could call him a master.
12:22That's not even how chopsticks are supposed to be used.
12:24Hey, you guys!
12:25Sorry, but, uh, got a minute?
12:30Oh, my master.
12:32No, don't leave me here alone.
12:35I don't want to be alone anymore.
12:38Stop being so damn depressing when we're just about to leave.
12:40I bet you're totally awake too, aren't you?
12:43Aw, phooey.
12:47What the?
12:48What are you guys still doing here?
12:51Last thing I remember happening was master's flash of insight getting us past the exam.
12:56This a dream?
12:57No, this isn't a dream.
12:59Well then, that must mean that master really hooked me tight instead laughing.
13:03I swear I'll never let you go ever again!
13:05That part was a dream!
13:06You completely passed out at the moment the second exam got started.
13:09Me? Pass out just like that?
13:11You've got to be kidding.
13:12I'd never do anything so pathetic.
13:14Don't make me laugh.
13:15You seriously don't remember?
13:17We went up that really long stairway that led straight into a white room.
13:21Then when I pulled out the sword, the scenery changed and a person appeared.
13:25Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
13:27A guy with red hair and blue eyes.
13:29And he was calling himself a stick swinger.
13:32No, not again!
13:34Shallow, you're crushing me!
13:35You remember now?
13:36Oh, what in the world is he doing here?
13:39He's still alive!
13:40This guy really can't be killed, can he?
13:43Wait, huh?
13:44What are you saying?
13:45Stick swinger!
13:46Read the stick swinger!
13:47That brute!
13:49That devil!
13:50He crawled out of hell and came back to life just so he could find all my bones!
13:53No, no, no!
13:55Wait, Read.
13:56Is Read the name of the...
13:59Read Astrea.
14:00The first Master Swordsman.
14:05Julius!
14:06Sorry to bug you when you're sleeping.
14:08We finally figured out who that guy was.
14:11And we need your...
14:14Oh, the damn idiot!
14:22This time, we're not just playing around here.
14:27Understand, kid?
14:30I am an Imperial Knight of the nation of Lagunica.
14:33Julius Eucleus.
14:35So long as you keep throwing around that crap like it means something, you're not even worth my time to
14:40play with.
14:51You're so boring.
14:52Playing exactly by the book, are ya?
14:54Where's your team doing this?
14:56Uh...
14:59Uh!
15:01You get it?
15:03Uh!
15:08Uh!
15:11Uh!
15:12Uh!
15:13Uh!
15:14You really are pathetic how long have you been using a sword anyway just so you know it's only been
15:19three months for me
15:20So I hope it hasn't been too long
15:35To fix you right here and what a dumb thing to say you really think that's possible
15:41Well, it ain't least not for you
15:48You can't lay a scratch on me you haven't yet you never will you simply not good enough
15:53Get it through your thick skull that you're never gonna belong here. You're the wrong actor for this scene nobody
15:59asked for you
16:00I
16:06Nobody's keeping an eye out for a loser like you. They don't expect anything of you. Don't be naive thinking.
16:13I'm just playing around letting you off easy
16:21Damn you withstood that attack you just get more and more boring as time goes on
16:30I
16:38Right now this is all of me
16:43This strength I have
16:47Is the only thing
16:52There's hesitation in your swordsmanship sorry kid
16:57You're not worthy of the heavenly sword in fact you don't even have what it takes to become a simple
17:03follower
17:16I've seen with my own two eyes how strong you are my shame always reminds me it doesn't matter if
17:22no one else knows
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22:13won't try to pretend like I know what's really going on deep inside that dense head of yours
22:18but for right now
22:19there is absolutely no reason for you to shuffle your sorry self all the way down this long ass stairway
22:26without anyone's help I can spare you a shoulder and I won't even think of it as a favor
22:32looking back
22:33looking back I realize I
22:35so
22:36I'm not gonna let you go down these stairs on your own
22:49Subaru
22:51yeah
22:53I'm sorry
22:55shut up
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23:04am certain
23:07there's not a soul who would believe it
23:11that
23:11blowhard the very same one who made enemies of everyone in the castle's great hall that day
23:17as he finished speaking those words
23:20he couldn't deny his frivolous attitude or the fact that he was writing purely on momentum when he spoke them
23:27and
23:27still
23:31regardless
23:33there was someone
23:34one person in that hall who was deeply moved by them
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