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00:01Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night, after the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:35It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh. That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:41Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:55Whoa, easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie. We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't. You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:26Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:32Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me, if we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it, but why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:22Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules, whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:51And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:55You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16I said, are you gonna die?
03:16Oh, I said, are you gonna die?
03:20I said, are you gonna die?
03:30Oh, my God.
03:33Bravo, guys.
03:36Hi.
03:37I'm...
03:37Hannah, right?
03:39Dirtz.
03:39Tutor?
03:39Oui, c'est ça, ça me fait tellement longtemps.
03:41Personne n'a pas vraiment dit qu'il n'y a pas.
03:45J'ai dit qu'il faut qu'il n'y ait pas de pause.
03:48Il n'y a pas de pause dans l'hockey.
03:49C'est bullshit, tu vas être gassed après un moment.
03:51Tu as qu'il n'y a pas de pause tout le temps.
03:53Je suis le premier à l'autre, tout le temps.
03:54C'est juste qu'il faut qu'il n'y ait pas.
03:57Tu dois travailler sur tes transitions.
03:59Honnêtement, je vais faire mieux sans toi.
04:01F*** toi, je suis en train de faire.
04:03Non, non, non.
04:05Hey, je suis Jules.
04:08Jules, hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:14Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:26We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:34No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:47Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean!
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your f***ing door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:02This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:20Uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and
05:27how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:51Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:15What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:31This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:39Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:46You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
06:59Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:09Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No. No, I didn't...
07:36Like, we're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:44back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:50I mean, okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:57We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:06We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:32I mean...
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay.
09:03What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on.
09:09It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone.
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go. Thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:26I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah.
09:28Just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:58No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:14Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:43Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were unwanted.
11:12And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:27Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:31Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs, loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:51We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:01Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:03Thank you.
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:18morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or...
12:21Be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:23Drum roll please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:39Thank you.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That is Dean and Beau for you.
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Beau's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:20Hockey people?
13:21Okay.
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No.
13:35You need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44Yeah.
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:47I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:03Thank you.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:13Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:15A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:19You're already in a funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:26Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:29Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:35He's got a point.
14:36Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:42Ugh.
14:43I wanna be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:56Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Oh.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:11I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets out 110.
15:15Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You wanna give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10...
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:40You know, I need my locker to be...
16:10Hey, can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:15Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:27You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Can...
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor?
16:37Or Dean?
16:39Or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean...
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:45Do you know who his dad is?
16:49He's a hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey!
17:11Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:17You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20Alright.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit.
17:30I can't explain.
17:32Any of these dogs racing through my brain.
17:35Well, it's true.
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you.
17:39Hey.
17:39You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46God, we'll reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:55You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:10Jesus.
18:11You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:16We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:00Oh, right.
19:01Your terms.
19:04No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:11I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:52So this is tutoring?
19:54What?
19:55No.
19:57Uh...
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:18Okay.
20:29Am I blushing now?
20:41Am I blushing now?
20:45It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De Laurentiis' birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:15I'm stupid.
21:17Yeah.
21:17I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by jewels.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go!
21:37You got me, boys!
21:38Come on, now!
21:38This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey!
21:42Hey!
21:43Right here!
21:43Right here!
21:43Right here!
21:43Yes!
21:44Fuckin' go!
21:46Come on, baby!
21:47Hey!
21:48Hey, jeez!
21:49Come on!
21:50Hey, here we go!
21:50The Briar has control of the puck.
21:52Logan, Logan!
21:53There you go!
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it!
21:54I'm moving, I'm moving!
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56Hey!
21:56These two are passing it back in force like Hermitia during the Welcome Week.
22:00Come on, guys!
22:00Let's someone else have a turn!
22:01It's only fair!
22:03Go!
22:03Tuck!
22:03Come on, baby!
22:06Denied!
22:07Damn!
22:08So close!
22:09Oops!
22:09Chattern tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
22:11Get him, baby!
22:12But Graham's right there with the interception.
22:14Come on, G!
22:15Pass it up!
22:16Come on!
22:18Take it up!
22:19Graham takes the loan in!
22:22Yes!
22:23Oh!
22:23Oh!
22:25Oh!
22:26Pops absolutely pounding with Chatham Clovers.
22:31All right!
22:32All right!
22:33He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Problem is…
22:37knows it.
22:39Oh!
22:39Fox!
22:41Fox!
22:44Fox!
22:44Fox!
22:45Fox!
22:45Fox!
22:46Fox!
22:49Yeah!
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24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here. SIGTAO takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30Oh, hey, thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah? No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game. No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually. Are you ready for this?
24:57Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now. You're not a vampire.
25:05I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh, y'all are cute, but we need you. Let's go.
25:09It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:11Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:15That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on. Come on.
25:18Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:43It's okay.
25:46Hey!
25:49Jesus!
25:50Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:12Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are.
26:16Looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:32So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
26:59You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:01So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:05So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:17Thank you.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so, not really.
27:29John, my brother, John Logan.
27:33Right, um, but I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being,
27:38and sparks flu, as they do when, um, people, um...
27:43Sorry, what, what, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week, you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Huh.
28:20Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:35Cute, uh...
28:36Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:44Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother,
28:55but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:03Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:06Hey, uh, sorry that took so long to find any mixtures,
29:09but I thought maybe, I don't know,
29:13you know, in case you change your mind,
29:14no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Good things.
29:43Good.
29:45Good.
29:49Good.
29:49Good.
29:50Good.
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